ITT: Secrets

>>727856227
I don't seed torrents

I'm 18 and I still wet the bed. I used to wet the bed when I was younger but it came back a bit ago. My parent's don't know about this yet, or maybe they do? Somebody in an earlier thread encouraged I go see a doctor so I'll probably end up doing that this week if I can. Don't want to go to college still having issues.

>>727856535
it's either physical or psychological.

If it's physical, seeing a doctor will help. if you struggle to hold it in at other times that could be it.

if it's psychological...did anything big change in your life around when it restarted?

>>727856227
I would forfeit the rest of my life to spend one evening cuddling with Finn Wolfhard from stranger things.

>>727856656
umm I sometimes feel like I dribble pee, if that is how you explain it but maybe all dudes do that? I don't talk about this with people so I'm not sure if that isn't normal. Only thing that changed is college coming soon but doesn't seem to be about this.

I'm fucking my friend's wife.

>>727856802
> I sometimes feel like I dribble pee
Doctor is first port of call then, make sure to mention that to him.

I want to cheat on my wife. Or have her cheat on me.

Also, I want to drink piss.

I want to stick my 2 inch benis in 2d's monkey asshole from Gorillaz

Im a friendless alcoholic with no dreams or aspirations

>>727856815
Bullshit. You don't have any friends.

>>727856227
I'm so addicted to porn that I am currently ignoring my hunger and headache instead of finally eating breakfast and drinking something just so that I can continue fapping to degenerate porn. The first thing I will eat today is probably my own cum after edging for hours. My gf even gave me a blowjob this morning before going to work but I still can't resist the urge.

I miss my ex so much I can't think of anything but her.
I sent her a picture I drew of her in the mail.
She tells me if I try to contact her again she will put a restraining order out for me.
Ive been contemplating suicide for the last week.
I miss her. .. 2 days ago she posted a picture of her and another guy.
No one I know has ever met her.
... shes the most beautiful girl in the world.

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>>727856759
>>727856759

>>727856838
This is gonna be so fucking awkward, ignoring the probIem sucks but ya, thanks anon.

>>727856851
dude drink mine so I can sIeep fine!

>>727856870
Just switch up your style. I recommend nu-goth

Car in back finger sister

I secretly wish I was wolverine

>>727856227
I once killed an entire family of birds

>>727856227
I'm my own grandpa

>>727856891
There's nothing illegal about cuddling a 14 year old.

I masturbate to videos of myself fucking girls I fucked off tinder

>>727856964
Holy shit is he really 14? I swear to god he was like 9

>>727856927
It's fonger dumb ass

>>727857004
Yeah. He had a birthday in December.

>>727857025
Suck a dick you stupid nigger

My cousin and I was forced by her older brother, to lose our virginity to each other.

>>727856227
I'm the tech support guy for most of my friends and people in my college classes

I have porn of all of them and their bfs/gfs, copied straight from their devices

>>727856955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VxLQZPqI2M

Same shitty thread every goddamned day with the same cunt bumping.

>>727856815
Wow. My friend is fucking my wife and thinks I don't know. She tells me about it to turn me on before we fuck.

>>727857090
same, except for me it's a company with 200 employees.

BYOD policies are a dream.

When i was 17 I blew up a kids car because he asked the girl I liked out.
...
it took me 7 attempts.

>>727857004
>I swear to god he was like 9

You're not wrong. He was definitely 9 a some point.

why so many attempts

I am suicidal.

>>727857191
Kek

>>727857090
Did you find anything good? I have a laptop I want to get fixed but it's full of videos of me fucking girls. I guess all tech guys steal your pics :/

>>727856227
I can suck my own dick

>>727857274
can I see?

>>727856227
A girl I know had her drink spiked at a party, I don't know who did it or if he managed do to anything with her but I wanted to give him the chance so I convinced all her friends to leave.

I clicked into this to see if there were any secrets worse than mine.
There definitely aren't.

>>727857257
>I guess all tech guys steal your pics
depends tbh. Shitty ones like me do, ones where there is a chain of responsibility usually don't. I get away with it because I run the whole infrastructure, could not do it if I had a boss and procedures to follow.

> I have a laptop I want to get fixed but it's full of videos of me fucking girls
where you at? I'll fix it for you

have a prosthetic eye

When i was around 7 i think i almost took my cousins virginity in a bathroom through a really fucked game of truth or dare.

>>727857311
Why does this get posted every time? I don't get the meme

>>727856535
Check your lumbar part under x-rays, also visit a shrink if it's psychological

i cheat on my military husband a lot and i can't stop

No ones ever tagged my post.
...
Not even a joke.
Ive been posting since 2003..
Not one tag.

>>727857257
Loads of stuff, mostly typical nudes sent to people but a few masturbation/fucking videos on the chick's computers. The guys have some variation from the different women they've been with, but unless I like it I just delete the copies later

>>727857362
>everything here is a meme

>>727857397
how are we today georgia?

>>727857397

Hey there, georgia.

>>727857328
It's a Windows that does the blue screen of death whenever I try to turn it on. Not even sure if my files are recoverable. Some of those videos were really good.

>>727857423
my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms friend

I like drinking piss. I just want to find a woman that would dominate me and make me drink her lover's piss.

>>727857328
What do you do if you find something illegal or questionable?

>>727857403
How are you feeling anon? Come join a feels thread. Lots of replies and communication

>>727857435
fine. was chatting with a regular on kik but i think he fell asleep.

>>727857436
hi friend

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>>727856227
I'm still thinking of my ex, dream of him and think about him daily.
It's been 1 year and half since we broke up, in the meantime I grew my hair long, dress feminine and prepare to move out so I can transition.
I see guys that resemble his appearance and the feels train hit me like one thousand suns.
I haven't dated anybody since because LGBT world is fucked up and I'm no longer in LGBT dating sites/apps.
Also, my ex was abusive, but he was the only one understanding me and be there for me even if I called him at 2 AM to come pick me up because I'm feeling depressed.

>>727856882
I feel you bro.

>>727857443
bluescreen is a good sign. if you're getting that far your hard drive still is still at least partially readable, so odds are you can pull some/all data off it.

a bluescreen can be pretty much anything though. could be anything from a faulty driver to whole motherboard failure.

>>727857541

Too bad you never gave out your kik to your neighbor from Alabama. :x

>>727857491
hasn't happened at this role (at least, not outright illegal - sometimes you find shit where they've let their kids use the computer but that's just kids being kids)

I used to work in a job that involved reporting CP to the feds, so I could try using those contacts again if it comes up.

>>727857541
I set up my first kik just for you bb, add incarable

>>727857588
I think I dropped it honestly. Is there anyway of retrieving the data on my own? I looked up some wikihows on it but it seems to take a lot of tech gear I don't have

>>727856227
I want to be the laid back guy in my group of friends but I have rage issues stemming from hating myself. They surface when we game and I always end up getting smashed since I suck at gaming and end up taking it out on my friends, they've stopped playing a few games with me over it. Makes me hate myself more.

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Used to let a dog lick my asshole and balls

>>727857744
good, I've known assholes like you and you'll end up friendless

"i hate myself" is not a valid reason to be a dick to everyone

>>727856227
I'm fat

I wanna lose weight but have zero motivation to fix the problem, no matter how badly I want it.

>>727857156
Really? You haven't told him?

>>727857689
What did you find the kids doing? What do you mean? It sounded quite vague

>>727857803
>I wanna lose weight
>how badly I want it
>have zero motivation

I don't think you know what motivation means

>>727857660
hi neighbor~ i almost forgot about you

>>727857738
get a thumbdrive, and try to install any live linux install on it (ubuntu, whatever). boot your computer to the thumbdrive, and it'll try to mount the laptop drive.

if you can see all your shit? just requires copying off.

>>727857689
How often did you find it at your other job, did you always reported it?

>>727857801
And you're the kind of person that makes me retarct from getting help more because it's the type of reaction that I fear I'll get when asking for help.

>>727857877

Well, I'm not sure how to take that, neighbor. :|

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>>727856882
>>727857587

Pic related. Its a drawing of her.

i have feelings for someone in my class but I think another girl also likes him and it annoys me because i'd rather be focusing on school instead of being emo about this

i might tell him before term ends

>>727857864
I'm thinking you're the one who doesn't....

>>727857921
boo hoo, no one understands me so I'm afraid to not be an asshole to all of my friends.

>>727856815
Sometimes I post pictures of her on b/ and part of me hopes he sees her.

>>727857960
lol, make sure you put those all over your walls. keep making more and sending them to her too. maybe you can abduct her, just a little bit, so you can show her the shrine you made and win her affection.

you'll get her back, anon.

I had sex multiple times but with only 2 girls - both are my first cousins.

>>727858033
And you're a troll 12 year old whose life is so pathetic that you creep on secret threads to insult people to make yourself feel better about being a loser in middle school

>>727857922
well you hadn't said hi in a while!! i thought about you almost every night. i swear.

>>727858032
no, because if I really want something, I have motivation to do it. then I go do it.

"no motivation" would be like

> anon, you should take up baseball

> that sounds terrible, and I have no motivation to do so

have pictures of me in diapers, I'd love to have them posted on my facebook and stuff.

>>727858163

I don't think I believe you! especially since you won't give me your kik. Or just kik me. kallish1

>>727857827
>What did you find the kids doing? What do you mean?
I mean if you let teenagers on a computer they're going to be showing their bits to other teenagers, and sometimes you find the end results of that.

>>727857901
daily, and always. though we were focused on attempted child grooming as much as people trading CP. it was a different kind of job.

>>727858272

Post the pictures and your facebook.

>>727858237
Not wanting to do something regardless of wanting it or not is lack of motivation

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>>727858112

heres another one I drew.

>>727858289
She always claims to be willing to kik, never follows through.
It's a shame, I'd love her to be real.

As a kid I used to watch my mom my older sister and my two younger sisters while they were in the shower through a hole in the wall that went directly into the shower none of them ever knew I was watching them I've caught them all masturbating in there

>>727858315
Looks like the feels guy, this must be a joke

>>727858143
haha, yeah sure. you totally zinged me. now go get drunk and yell at your friends. I'm sure they'll eventually sit you down and ask 'how do we help you' instead of just backing away.

if you want to change, then fucking change. nothing is stopping you. people like you will just make excuses about why they act like a prick to everyone. It's everyone else's fault for not making you feel loved enough, right?

I wet the bed until I was 9. I microwaved a hamster at 10 and cried for hours, and since then I think hamsters fucking cursed me and every one I had after that completely hated me. I also have a half-ass job and wasted degree, and no real friends outside of online gaming friends.

>>727858291
What kind of end results? :O
Btw would you say storing stuff in the cloud is unsafe for regular folks? (Not celeb status I mean)

>>727858358

Eh, yeah, I know. Probably not likely, but hey..

>>727856882
>>727858315

Nah, not feels guy.. this is us.

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>>727858511

heres a pic of us. lol

>>727858291
At that job were you the it guy for a company again? How were you finding so many people?

>>727857960
>>727858112
no, don't listen to this faggot.

anon listen, I am in the same boat.

The more we chase, the more we push her away.

The only thing to do is the hardest.

Apologize for bothering her, wish her goodluck with her new boyfriend and tell her he seems like a nice guy.

Then work on yourself: go to the gym, date other women, become happy without her.

don't contact her again.

show on facebook the fun stuff you are doing and make lots of friends.

For me, I did the same as you. she blocked me on whatsapp, facebook and ignores me with everything I do.

We found out the hard way.. women don't care how much you love them.

women only care how much you love and respect yourself.

>>727858458
You're very clearly underage or incompetent at understanding human minds. It's not that easy when you're the one actually going through it. Any idiot can spout useless shit like "just do it" when they have no hard ships in their life.

I'm a total masochist but half-ass submissive, where I'll only play the sub part to act out and get punished. It makes a pretty vague grey area. I want to get hurt, but I don't really trust anyone to do it because they might get power hungry and then I'll get counter-aggressive, sometimes not in the good way. So....I'll keep my dirty little fetishes to myself. Including the locked gallery/browser app that has 50+ bookmarks and tabs of rape porn and clit/tit torture videos.

>>727858366
What was the hottest thing u saw? They never caught you?

>>727858488
>What kind of end results? :O
things like skype screenshots, or iphone backups, or they've taken some sexy pics and not emptied the trash. the usual.

>Btw would you say storing stuff in the cloud is unsafe for regular folks
it's like everything else - it varies from stupidly unsafe to very very safe depending on how much you know and how much you want to secure it.
I don't store anything too sensitive on the cloud because I like full control, but you can do it fairly safely.

>>727858306
I'd let somebody login to my account, I have skype if anyone interested

If I hear my mom and dad fighting and she throws particularly nasty insults (rare), I take the AK mags out of my gun case and hide them. Because if I came home one day and he'd killed himself, I'd be sure to follow.

>>727858600
I only have soft ships, you caught me. Enjoy your shit life you hopeless piece of human garbage

I spent about 5 years with someone, online only, that told me she was a girl. I met her on a video game. I honestly had no reason to doubt her gender, except she didn't want to send a pic. She was religious and kind of weird about it.

Now I feel pretty stupid about it, but whatever. We mostly just played video games and chatted, occasionally cybered. I wanted it to become real, but she didn't.

We spent (almost literally) every night together playing games online, and talked for hours and hours. One day, she didn't come online, and from then on, I never heard from her again.

That was 8 years ago, and I've moved on. Met a girl on OKCupid about a year later, married her two years ago. Honestly I had fun at the time, but comparing it to what I have now, I feel bad that I wasted so much time on that girl (if she even was one).

>>727858552

I haven't talked to her in 7 months.
I tried the posting pics of me happy.
... Last week I finally sent her a letter with a drawing. (the first one I posted)
She doesn't even look happy with her new boyfriend.
She looks annoyed... ill post the pic she posted...
Anon, who ever you are responding..
You may have just saved my life tonight.

>>727858631
My older sister used to like using her toothbrush i'd lick it sometimes to see what it tasted like. Nope never got caught did it for years everytime one took a shower the hole from my side was in the basement which connected to my room so none of them ever saw me.

>>727858550
>At that job were you the it guy for a company again
It was at a place that did chat/dating apps. a few hundred thousand users, and part of my role was second tier reported content handling. Somebody would report some content as CP, it'd get bumped up to a first tier worker, they'd escalate it to me if it looked legit, I'd get their details and report them to the relevant authority.

>>727858775
Did you ever manage to film anything?

had a girl that was into me a lot made her do all kinda kinky stuff and basically turned her from innocent vanilla 19y old into total slut at the end was taking her to sex parties where old guys where running trains on her for hours

>>727858552
>>727858752

Yeah, my comment was a joke. I dunno how that wasn't clear. Obviously you shouldn't go abduct her. (?) And obviously people don't like being stalked by someone that they don't like.

Alright anon, picture this. You have a friend, you spend a lot of time together. One day he tells you that he's gay and wants to have a relationship with you.

You say no, you're not into that, but he persists. He bothers you about it all the time. You start to distance yourself, but he starts sending you paintings he made of you. You have a girlfriend now, and you're trying to live your life, but this guy won't stop calling, mailing, texting you. You ask him to stop, and instead he sends a drawing he made of the two of you kissing.

You feel kind of sorry for the guy, but you don't really want it to continue. You try to be firm, but he's not taking the hint. You start threatening a restraining order, but he keeps contacting you. Now you're starting to fear for your safety.

Do you see the metaphor, anon? You're the gay guy in this analogy.

I might be gayy

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>>727858552

Thats her new toy.
Has a typical faggot.
She doesn't even look interested.

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I raw dogged and came in this escort about 3 times

>>727858752
>>727858552
I am in the same boat bro, she broke up in august last summer. I have been crying and depressed all the time.

I went to parties where she was going, and started fights with guys that were talking to her and then cried in the club because she didnt want to talk to me.
I was pathetic.

She even contacted my sister to tell my parents I needed professional help.
She thinks I am going to commit suicide.

This has to stop, the more we focus on her, the unhappier we become.

also stop drawing her.

you are training yourself to become obsessed with her.
women do not think this is cute or attractive.

she rather wants you to not give a fuck about her. this turns them on, strange as it sounds.

women want to win guys over, when you are willingly showing her that she won you over, you pose no challenge and so she jumps on another guys dick to win him over with her sexualtiy.

you get it now anon?
all women are whores sucking souls out of men.
Don't let her do that to you.

>>727858853
Nah im old boss this was back in the 80s and 90s

>>727858837
Any idea what happened to the guys afterwards? Nice work btw

>>727858600
So you're just completely helpless to better yourself, huh? Oh well, I guess your friends had better watch their backs.

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I went to the optician because I need glasses but all glasses I loved or think looked good they said "this doesn't fit your face"
and the stuff they are telling me looks good on me I hate
so yea I said "this looks good I will come back in a few days" but now it has been 2 weeks, I can't see shit but I'm too scared to go there and pick the stuff they hate

is it so bad to wear roundish glasses with a roundish face

>>727858941


Some day , we should grab a beer. ..
You don't live in Vegas do you? haha..

when was 16 fucked my friend 15y old gf while he was sleeping in the next room
we continue to fuck for like solid 6 months

>>727859017
just go somewhere else?

>>727858358
i'm kikking with a couple of regulars so idk what you're talking about

>>727858951
some of them we were involved after the fact when it was more serious (child abduction, rape, etc). For CP traders we rarely heard back. saw the end result in the newspaper once or twice but thats it.

>>727859134
care to add one more regular to that georgia?

watched my ex ex ex gf fuck my dog many times

>>727858968
Worthless troll is worthless

>>727858473
major?

>>727858931
lol don't worry about him
he looks like a rebound

>>727859182
Man, calling someone a troll on /b/ is pretty much the worst thing you can say.

>>727856227
>>727856227
I've cheated on my girlfriend of 4 years with 2 of her friends and one of mine. Didn't fuck any of them, just made out with them and fingering. I don't feel a thing, no regret, nothing. Should I? My gf doesnt like sex as much as i do. I think i might just fuck the two girls, i really really fuckign want to.

>>727859240
Sure it is

>>727859036
hahah sounds like a good idea
I live in Amsterdam though, but I want to go to vegas
[email protected] is my email

send me a message and we can stay in touch

>>727859188
graphic design. I mean, I was good at it, and got a good job I loved. shitty boss. I quit and then picked up an adult industry job....hahaha

>>727859182
He's right you know. It's tough for you to have it but acceptance is the first step.

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>>727858473
>gee what will happen when I microwave this hamster
> waaah! who could've predicted this outcome?

>>727859353

Done. haha.

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>>727859379
Yep, own your shit anon. You can make yourself better, you're the only one stopping yourself!

>>727859281
Just break up with her. Wtf is the point of cheating besides the rush? I never understood

>>727859637
guessing anon will say something like "I care about her, just not enough to stop fooling around with her friends secretly"

>>727859637
I love her. I truly do.
I'm just a horny asshole who can't control his dick.
I think i'm addicted to sex. My girlfriend doesn't like sex plus we're in a long distance relationship so we barely get to do anything.
The rush is enough to drive you insane.

>>727859721
>>727859732

winnar

I'm 18 and help my church with youth programs on Wednesday nights. I work with a group of 15-20 3rd-5th graders, usually by myself because we're always short-staffed, and I really want to fuck one of the 5th graders. She's a light blonde with large A-cups (already, yeah), and always dresses slightly provacatively with kinda slutty makeup.

>>727857079
That's pretty weird. Did he tie you up or hit you, or was it just threats and convincing?

>>727857190
Lol when I was 16 I took a can of arosol Axe, taped it to the bottom of somebody's locker drawer, and set a Zippo under it to make it explode, then left. It took almost an entire period, but it worked.

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I had a wet dream about my sister that made me have one of the best orgasms I've ever had. I can't stop thinking about fucking her ever since that dream. I want her so bad. It's so fucked up but she's so sexy to me. Pic related.

>>727859127
they will say the same because face shape meme

>>727859721
I have feelings and needs. If i don't get sex where i should, i'll look for it at other places.
It's easy to hate me and despise me and say i dont love her enough, but i really do. and i can't control my urges towards other women. they're insane, they're too much to control.

>>727859799
at least try going somewhere else before giving up, just because one lady at one eyeglass place said so

>>727857190
How?

>>727857236
So is half of /b/

>>727859841
>>727857744

has anyone else noticed a trend lately? it used to be that if you were a shitty person, the diagnosis was "stop being fucking asshole"

Now everyone thinks they have a disorder, and that they can't help themselves, and it's not their fault. Everyone should just be accepting of their shitty tendencies because feelings.

>>727859915
Yup

>>727859875

Molotov cocktails, First try I used what I had lying around the house, Schnapps.
Alcohol didn't light like the movies.
2nd try I bought vodka, it worked well but my throw was off and I only brought one.
After a few attempts with vodka the car just wouldnt catch fire long enough.
The last attempt I sat at a gas station filling up Mickey 40oz bottles with gasoline.
7th try.. I ran down the street and threw it at a car. It was about 6am at this time.
A man jogging saw what I did and yelled "HOLY SHIT!" and sprinted the other direction.
I threw 4, one through the front window and the back and 2 under his car.
3 months later he bough a new lancer eve and I torched it as well in a mall parking lot.

>>727859841
If you loved her, you wouldn't break her trust.

If you're not getting what you need out of the relationship, you'd leave it.

You don't have "sex addition". That's something they made up as an excuse on TV when celebrities get caught cheating.

You just want it to be something like that, because then it's not your own fault, and you'd be a victim too. The reality of it is, you're a horny fucker that doesn't love his girlfriend enough not to cheat on her. Or, if you want to shift the blame, "she's not enough for you".

>>727859970
I'm not saying anyone should accept what im doing you retarded ass cunt, that's why i'm sharing on /b/ in the first place.
what i'm doing IS my fault, i never said it isn't. fuck right off to reddit you soft ass dickweed

when i was 15 fucked one of my friends in the ass and we blow each other

>>727860127

>fuck off to reddit because you're not respecting my feelings on /b/

Anon, do you know where you are?

I've contemplated sucking a dick just for life experience

>>727860117
Okay. put it like that then. Think of me however you want to.
But, what now?

>>727859775
wtf why does she have a hairy chest

One of my friends got me involved in the whole Christian Weston Chandler nonsense back in the late 2000s. CWC actually mentioned my old screen name in one video and I interacted with the idiot before he became the legendary perverted human failure he is today.

Girl in uni dorm got super frisky with me and friend
We overfucked her to insanity, we fucked her for hours the whole night

She fainted and we had to slap her back to life hard


Turns out she was on MDMA

When she woke up we peed on her, she fingered her self deliriously throughout the pissing

Ever since that day i offer girls mdma when are are gonna fuck
MDMA makes women ultra slutty, remember that

When I was 15 I dated a 13 year old girl who was abused by her uncle since she was 4. She was wild, she would let me do whatever I wanted and never complained. I would pull her top down in front of my friends and she would just smile and wait for me to pull it back up. While swimming at her best friends house her best friends little brother (10) dared her to flash her boobs. She flashed her boobs and then pulled her bikini bottoms to the side and flashed her pussy and laughed hysterically. There was so much more it was great. About four months in starts to get weird. When I'm over at her house she starts to blow me while her 7year old sister naps on the couch next to us. This goes on and for awhile I'm uncomfortable but she never woke up and I got used to it. Then she tells me she wants to do something real dirty. She says she wants to blind fold me and surprise me. I'm of course willing to this so she blindfolds me with a bandanna and starts to blow me. A few minutes in she talks to me and says "ok don't be mad but take off your blindfold" I take it off and look down to see her little sister is the one sucking my dick while my gf was holding it. My brain blanked. I really had no thoughts nothing. I didn't speak or move I just watched them suck my dick together. when I tell her I'm gonna cum she switches with her little sister and I blast cum into the little girls mouth. I swear I actually felt my balls draining. In the weeks to follow we would do this several times then one day my gf tried to me fuck her sister. I was actually really hesitant but she kept reassuring me saying it was ok they wanted to and it was nothing they both haven't already done before. I gave into temptation and fucked them both for the next 2nonths until cps took them from thier moms custody. The moms new boyfriend was also abusing them. i never knew where they were sent and I never saw them again.

>>727859970
Same mentality that thought it was okay to lynch anything not Christian, white or straight. Good role models Anon!

>>727860682

Its called being a bitch.

>>727860770
It's called the retard mentality of the 1850s and it's not okay. If your brain could catch up with the education of the times you'd understand this. That's right, you're more idiotic then public education faggot.

>>727860896

My bad , I didn't post my biggest secret.
I fucked the tagged posts mom.
She liked it. Anon is the product of my fucking.
its ok Anon, call me Daddy.

>>727856227
I turned 20 recently, and I think I'm the male version of a tease. I'll go on dates, enjoy em, and get them in my bed I just dont feel like having sex. It happened 2 times so far. not gay, dudes dont give me boners, and I get aroused when making out yet for somereason i cant seem to go all the way. Help?

>>727861043
you're addicted to porn and masturbation, aren't you? stop that.

>>727861111
Numbers checked faggot

>>727861111
i masturbate 1-2 times a day ATLEAST. is that bad? i thought that was normal. I can go a week or so without fapping if im busy, but when i have time i just do it.

>>727861111
quads have spoken. Kek is upon us. Praise Him.

>>727860271
thats sand you dumbfuck

My long distance gf who I'm meant to be meeting in December has zero self confidence and keeps convincing herself that I will leave/cheat on her (even though I won't) and that our relationship will fail eventually and I cry like a little bitch worrying that she'll end things

Plus I've started a job recently and I'll only be able to talk with her for a few hours a night and I panic thinking

Just really hope things don't fuck up before December, we really love eachother but we both worry like fuck

I ate my sister out when she was 13 I was 15 and we would sleep naked together spooning feeling her warm slit

>>727861188
That's really bad. you should be doing that much in a week.
Stop watching porn, porn and sex is very different.

>>727861219
trolled hard faggot XD

>>727861334
cool, thoughts on statutory rape ? like 16 n 17. is it fucked up? i mean i am a virgin

>>727861273
just go to sex party together and bout fuck someone there

>>727861410
Statutory rape is bullshit made by old jealous cunts and impotent old men.

I have pics and videos of my buddy's ex, a hot big titted milf. She would be beyond ashamed and humiliated that people know what every inch of her looks like and people know exactly what she does behind closed doors in her most private moments. I get off sharing it all.

>>727861330
did that but my sis was 15 i was 13 she will regularly give me hand jobs blowjobs and i will eat her out rub her clit or fuck her with mom dildo she let me rub it on her pussy but never let me fuck her

I purchased alcohol for under age teen girls in exchange for one flashing her tits.

I whipped cock out and blew my load on the floor in front of them.

Was great day

>>727861558
How does that solve anything? we're both virgins and don't like that kind of shit

>>727861917
oh god well first fuck each other then do it so you can see sex cheating is not big of a deal

i think the world ended on October 26 2013...

>>727861917
send nudes to each other for fap material, then share with /b/ for good karma

>>727861605
I can email anyone who is interested

>>727857328
>I steal videos from devices I repair
>You don't want any IT to steal your videos? Gimme your laptop fam you'll be fine

>>727860254
Now you take what that anon said and think about it, retard. It's not about what he thinks, it's about the core of what he said. If you loved her you wouldn't cheat.

I am in the hospital with a popped disc in my back because i tried to blow myself. Everyone thinks i slipped and fell in the shower.

I've fapped in everyone of my friends houses.

I fap on omegle for teen girls to watch

I'm a dentist and I put a small amount of my semen into each novacaine shot I give. I have been doing this for a decade.

>>727862126
[email protected], also I keep various knives and a gun to help stop me from thinking of suicide

I have a swatstika and nazi ss tatoo on my arm. I work with a bunch of niggers, none of them know. My company uniform has log sleeves. Been there over a year and am pretty chill with them all.

>>727860656
That's fucked up, yo.

I wanna fuck a 14 year old but the older I get, the less likely it is to happen.

>>727859281
Then leave your gf, obviously. Don't be even trashier than you already are

>>727859732
If you can cheat, you don't love her, you just love that shes stable and always there to go back too. Leave her, Fu K around and get it out your system

>>727859732
If you can cheat, you don't love her, you just love that shes stable and always there to go back too. Leave her, Fu K around and get it out your system>>727859841
Then, obviously, break up with her if you can't control yourself. It should be easy to be faithful to the one you love.

>>727860162
That's just practicing for girls, anon

>>727857257
Take out hardrive and go to ur nearest tech store ask them you ned to buy a similar one. Put new har drive in laptop then get it repaired. Usually the hard drive is at the bottom behind a panel which has a dew screws on.

>>727856227
im vegan

>>727857322
Elaborate...>>727857978

>>727857978
Look i can help you out but ill need to see some breasticles first.

>>727858680
He could still chamber a single one to kill himself. Hide the firing pin too

>>727861111
Quadriella

>>727863991
Untill you have kids

I impregnated the married slampiggy I was fucking. Now another man is raising my daughter.

>>727865366
I don't wanna be the father of that fucked up girl who got raped by her dad. Also, not to keen on the raping my child bit, either.

I sucked my neighbours dick when we were 10.
I don't regret it.

>>727856815

I'm fucking my wife's friend.

I sell propane and propane accessories

>>727856258
fucking criminal

>>727865992
I had the neighbors daughter suck my dick when we were about 7

It started when she asked if she could watch me pee. Then asked if she could hold my pee pee while I pee

I asked if I could see her pee and she agreed.

This was all in the woods and bushes when we used to ride our bikes around.

I think it's normal for kids to explore in this way. Even tried to fuck her once. I remember she was holding her pussy open while I tried to force my dick into her

I wish I was a girl. I'd love to transition, or even just trap it up.

But at 28, and with a hairy as fuck body, I know it'd just be disappointing to even try.

i secretly want to live

>>727857803
I'm pretty sure most people know your secret

Lied to all of my friends about being gay when in fact I'm bisexual.

You'd be surprised how many girls come to you to talk about their sex lives.

>>727863991
I doubt it'd be worth it
She'd just lay there likr a fish because she doesn't have any experience
Fap, imagine, and move on

When I think and read about blood, see any bright red colors or HQ gore I get often a strange feeling that feels like an overcharged orgasm that holds on for few minutes every time. I have this phenomenon since 2 years I guess. I don't know why this happens and what's wrong with me but it can't be a blood phobia or something like this, it feels so strange. I think also in the same time about how human flesh would taste. It all sounds so fucking weird, but this one of my secret problems. It's now only question of time for me how long I can hide this urges from others.

26 virgin, never kissed a girl.

Not dirt ugly, but not good looking either. Girls like me, but all the steps involved in getting a girlfriend didnt seem like fun to me. I recently found out this was due to a massive 18 year long deppresion. I've got it sorted now, and i feel like i'm slowly re-entering the good parts of life. I'm getting to know a girl i like and i like getting to know her. But i can honestly say that nothing has ever scared me more.

>>727858315
>>727858552
>>727858941

Your all absolute bitches. Everyone has been there, your not special. The only difference is your a creep and draw her and shit.

Bro it sucks, but be a fucking man. move on, its life cunt

>Be me in 5th grade
>quiet kid named Tony plays Tiger handheld game during recess
>me and friend can't play on jungle gym one day, part of it was broken or something, was restricted.
>we jack Tony's game and toss it up on the top level of jungle gym
>he climbs up
>it collapses
>falls on his head/neck from like 10ft up
>oh shit.jpg
>we run away and deny everything
>yard supervisor is screaming, standing over his unconscious body
>ambulance comes, he gets taken to the hospital
>never see him again...

>be me in highschool
>friend links me FB page
>it's Tony
>He's in a wheelchair, paralyzed from the neck down

>>727856984
Well, why would't you?

>>727868069

My girlfriend (25) told me that her ultimate fantasy is to fuck a high school guy (16-18, perfectly legal where I am) while I watch.

She's serious about it and wants to try to find a guy.

>>727856227
nice 22 dubs
very swag

>>727858081
well, dump a pic?

I want to cheat on my wife with georgia. I want her hot little ass on my married cock.

>>727869468
Who's Georgia?

All right, here goes.

>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>727869600

Girl that lives in Georgia that posts in these threads

>>727869675
Show us her ass

>>727869717
No.

>>727869468
you have seen her ass?

>>727856227
I'm 27 and I had my first wet dream 2 nights ago.

>>727869895
I'll never tell.

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>>727869609
inb4 404

>>727869609
>>>/a/
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/

>>727869609


Already a thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

>>727869609
I don't get it.

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>>727856227
I've spent years trying to find that Mulan Mcnugget Sauce, but now I know I'm not the only one

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>>727869609

I enjoy posting my ex gf so much she got doxed now I'm in deep shit

I love sucking cocks and get fucked by older men exclusively

Lost my v card to 45 yo woman when I was 14

>>727871362
How are you in deep shit?

>>727857156
cuck

>>727871699
She knows contacted police

>>727871772
sucks to be you.

>>727871814
Yeah

>>727858939
noice. any stds?

>>727871896
let me guess, youre in a state where revenge porn is illegal? iirc, theres only a handful of those.

>>727856227
I hide my insecurity behind a false antisocial behavior, and so far it's working since my friends think that's why I don't go outside.

>>727863587
post pic lol

>>727872013
Yup

>>727872130
yeah, really sucks to be you.

>>727872175
Yup

>>727872175
I'm hoping if she gets hurrased enough she'll kill her self ... harder to prosecute

>>727856227
I send all of my 78 coworkers photos of my shit via disposable email addresses.

>>727872204
>>727872244
Well since you're already in shit might as well dump the pics here for us

>>727872244
theyd probably find a way to turn that against ya mate. Cant they argue in court that your actions made her take her life? theres gotta be some kinda charge you can get for that, right?

>>727872277
checked and kekd

>>727872286
I can give you her name

>>727872407
Name and some of the pics

>>727872523
Is that Sofie Demblewski, or (((Sofie Demblewski)))?

>>727872761
Sofie demblewski

>>727858902
And the fact that of OP being a faggot only reinforces this thesis, bravo anon

I have seen my gf's sister masterbate in the shower and I can't stop thinking about it, my gf is better looking but her sister is better in the sack I'd say, she was fingering herself while blasting her ass with the stream from the shower head

>>727872761
Find her ?

>>727858113
congrats if true

I raped my ex

>>727873162
green text?

>>727860101
wow

How were you not caught?

I tried to rape my sister once

>>727859281
are you me?

>>727860596
I've heard regular sex doesn't compare once you've had sex on MDMA.

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I pretend I'm the guy in the back, but I'm actually the guy in the front

>>727873622
Acid

>>727873213
Sure. Two occasions. First:
>be me, 14, making out with first gf on bed
>put hand up her skirt, she doesnt say no
>keep going, pull down leggings, get to third base
>push her hand down my pants
>she says no (still fingering btw)
>dont stop, pull it out and get on top of her
>she keeps saying no, dont care, first time id fucked so came pretty quick
>we stayed together for a few more months she didnt seem to care that much, might have enjoyed it

Second time:
>be me, 18, home alone with fith gf
>been going out 9 months, still havent got passed second
>bored of her shit
>as im changing pressure her into a bj
>looks like shes holding back tears, really shit bj
>pulled out without cumming, continue getting dressed
>she lays face down on bed, crying into pillow
>get on top, one hand up her jumper one down her jeans
>force my way into both holes, cum in her hair, tell her to go clean herself up
>last time i ever saw her

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Been fucking my neighbors daughter for a year. Mom works nights so sometimes she comes over here to do homework. Turned into getting high and fooling around. Now I expect her on my cock and she happily obliges.

I'm feeling kinda shitty today. I was texting this girl. And it was as it usually it, then it just dropped at random. This never happens with her. And now its almost noon the following day any nothing.

I'm worried that I may end up falling for this girl. Or that she may fall for me.

We seem to agree on damn near everything, and can talk for hours on end. But she lives across the country from me

>>727873953
my hero

>>727860656
>That's so fucking hot you fucking faggot got anymore stories.

I wanna be Sasha Grey

>>727858538
She's definitely out of your league. No wonder she doesn't want shit to do with you. She's more interested in big dicks than she is art skills. I'll bet her and Jamal laugh at your art after he fills her with his darkie semen.

>>727857547
Is okay that happens to a lot of us. Kik if you want to talk about more shit