Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Aya claimed
Still here
>ITT
>>727691837
JILLLLLLLLL
>>727689567
Yeah, but the problem is he's one of the stronger guys, important for lifting heavy shit that we don't wanna put on a forklift. He's a bit dumb when it comes to safety but he's really nice and helpful.
>>727691592
Oh my
I'd need to get in a car for a long stretch of time
or buy a ticket
>>727691837
Louise is cute
>>727691179 (Louise)
>>727691933
Ahh I even know that one, kek
But gotta sleep, bye
>>727691946
I think you would make a neat pokemon.
>>727692035
Tomoko is always cute.
カラミチーマス
>>727691837
Hey, it was borderline lewd, but her nipples were covered, heh.
Well, you know, English isn't my first language, obviously, but back then it was even worse.
>>727691939
*pinches cheek*
Claimed
>>727692164
if you say so, yeah. too bad there's only one of me.
>>727691854
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
>>727692317
Pourquoi on fait pas des joke sexist? Elle est une pute anyways
>>727692143
Night
>>727692164
So is Louise!
>>727692398
Je sais pas, vraiment
>>727692185
That it was. What was your first language if you dont mind me asking. That is a cute cat pic.
>>727692239
I dont know if I would like that but the pics of it are cute.
>>727692313
That makes you a legendary pokemon!
>>727692404
Especially with some of her outfits.
>>727692283
Seras is best with blue eyes.
Also why is it so hard to get a good pic of her? She looks different in almost every picture. There's no consistency.
>>727692629
that means people would actually want me, though.
and we both know that's not true.
>>727692629
you will like it
>>727692346
Best Wolf
>>727692629
Hey, of course I don't mind, it's Russian.
>inb4 slavshit
>>727692629
She's got quite a few.
tachibana claimed
>>727691535
You're back! Sorry for leaving out of nowhere last night, I fell asleep :P
>>727692504
C'est Piano Holo? Je savais pas que vous parlez français
>>727692858
wish I knew Russian
K: The Game
>Misaki Claimed
claimed
>>727692346
piano holo!
clmd
>>727692731
You're kinda right. I saved this one btw
>>727693197
But why? That language is absolutely useless
claimed
Whoops, forgot to post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVrdsCxI0HY
>>727693335
sounds cool and they have weird letters
claimed bby
>>727692749
I think you are nice and I like having you around.
>>727692858
Nah I dont have anything against Russian. That pic is adorable. I want to unwrap her.
>>727692790
Ok then ill let you do it at least once.
>>727693010
Maids are always good.
>>727693204
Evening Misaki
How are you tonight?
>>727693437
Go for Siesta, then
>>727693430
Japanese sounds cool and has weird letters as well :^)
>>727693466
Was just playing some ArmA 3, thanks.
I don't really have much to do now :(
I've only really become aware how much time playing a game takes. I coulda swore it was 3:30 only an hour ago...
>>727693597
sounds soft compared to Russian
>>727693648
What were you playing in ArmA??????
>>727693575
For what?
>>727693430
Damn, I wish I was born in the US, you lucky jerk :^(
>>727693437
I made a friend?
>>727693437
that works and after you like it I'll do it often
>>727693648
>ArmA 3
How is that game these days?
I haven't really played since the release of Zeus mode.
It's scary how time flies when you're having fun.
>>727693800
For the target of your affections!
Claim
>>727693882
I wasn't even born there myself
>>727693909
There was no thread last night?
>>727693676
It's also way more useful that Russian, heh
>>727693335
It's the second most used language on the internet.
>>727691854
fuck a 50yo mom in a hotel http://imcest.com
>>727693531
Not complaining?
Shocking
>>727694009
>rush b cyka blyat
All you need to know, fam.
I know nothing of Russian and I know this phrase usually works on anyone.
>>727694069
thanks
>>727693982
we had a movie night, but I have no idea why we didn't also have a thread.
I kinda missed it.
>>727694069
is it really incest if it's some random mom? that's more of a MILF fetish than anything else.
>>727693977
Where are you from, 'non?
>>727694000
I'll take it over Japanese any day
>>727694154
P90 RUSH B CYKA AH NUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKI
BLYATTT
>>727693597
You missed my post :(>>727693437
>>727693909
Yes Jill. I think of you as a friend.
>>727693910
Heh and if I dont like it?
>>727693949
Why?
>>727694212
bad place so I'm not answering that
>>727694225
[autistic screeching in russian]
>>727693731
King of the Hill. It's fun for a good while on hardcore difficulty, because then it takes skill, and not leaning around a corner to see everything, but people become harder to find after a while.
BTW. How are things now? I saw your post. Yesterday.
>>727693932
It's a lot better since Apex dropped (last summer).
If you haven't played since Zeus, holy crap lol. That's 3 years man. The game looks a lot better. It's a good bit of fun if you find a nice server.
Some hot, blonde chick with huge tits just liked my video. Huh.
>>727694225
woah
>>727694302
I'll make you love it
>>727692823
My highness-sama!!!
>>727693195
Oui c'est bien moi.
J'habite au Québec~
Et vous Alice-san?
>>727693238
Hello Anon-kun!
>>727694154
С у к а б л я т ь и д и н а х у й
I-I don't mean it, that was a "cyka blyat" kind of joke
>>727694325
>When you scream Cyka Blyat but your team still rushes A
>Feelsbadman
>>727694372
Things are better, I'm able to keep a smile on my face when talking to him...
Ah, KOTH is so fun. I just go on US #1 non infantry, get a quad bike and a Titan AA, and make mad dollar. Cheetah's can't compete with Morgan's budget AA, I average 1 Kajman/Blackfoot/Plane downed every 4-5 minutes.
>>727694486
Just practicing my Russian, pay no mind
>>727694506
How?
Sono claimed
>>727694193
Oh. I didn't see anything on Steam about a movie night. What did you watch?
>>727694536
J'habite dans la belle et bonne Acadie
>C'est ni belle, ni bonne. Je l'hais
>>727694608
Did I say non infantry? I meant that as like it's not an infantry only server lol
>>727694536
any new doodles I missed so far ?
>>727694539
Hey fam, how'd you get that backwards R?
Are you a commie? Those look like commie runes to me.
>>727694608
Right? Lol. I remember my times played Counter Strike:GO. Hahaha.
>>727694608
do you think it's worse to have slavs or brazilians on your team?
>>727694628
>not a new IP
:thinking:
>>727694302
I have a friend.
today is a good day.
>>727694706
yeah, I don't think it ever made it onto steam. I only heard about it in passing pretty quick, and didn't have other plans to begin with.
Jumanji.
>>727694620
Doing it before licks
>>727694628
Hey you got the coffee pot.
>>727694745
First off, I'm NA so slavs are rare, but still:
CS:GO - Slavs are worse
Dota 2 - Brazilians/Peruvians are FAR worse
>>727694737
I play it everyday :3
>>727694828
Glad I can make it nice for you.
>>727694850
Wouldnt that mean I wait for licks still.
>>727694745
Brazilians. Every game has a few Russian gods but high ranks on Brazil are like Silver on Europe.
>>727694536
>My Highness
How've you been?
>>727695024
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/SK_Gaming
>>727694789
Yeah that's not me
>>727694995
You'll get them after a few pinches on your cheek or other soft places
>>727694993
I don't think I've ever encounter real slavs but I hate playing with brazilians
>>727695024
I agree, although I never really get to play with Russians.
Europeans are much better at the game but there are a few brazilian hit squads for some reason
>>727694995
>or me
>>727694828
>Jumanji
I'm not sad I missed it, I guess
>>727695258
What do you mean?
>still no new IP
>>727694104
I could start if you really want me to
>>727694608
>US #1
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hate that server so much. So much lag. So many vehicles. Noobs peeking using the 3P camera and making one shot kills with rifles at 300 yards after a 1/4 second exposure time.
I can't play anything other than the California #2 HC server. Unless I really want to waste a few hundred grand on some jet action.
Btw... your friend is doing well? I hoped so.
>>727695262
Other soft places?
>>727695297
Thats lewd Jill.
>>727695415
Oh go ahead, I'll just nod and agree like I do with every woman complaining about being in the kitchen
>>727694851
Yus brand new~
I love it, you should get one too.
>>727695363
Eh I don't know what to say. How many IPs are there now?
>>727695363
yeah, that movie gave me the spooks as a little kid.
>>727695488
no, this is.
>>727695603
36 at the moment. None of your upped the limit :thinking:
Whatever though, I don't really care either way
>>727695656
I never really liked it
>>727695595
:ok_hand:
Not working today anyway. Did all I needed to do yesterday, today is a complete rest day.
>>727695656
TICC
>>727695603
Im happy with the one I have thank you.
>>727695656
I would want to walk in on that.
>>727695296
Fine, I'll stop with my generalizations, for now.
>>727695488
yes
soft to nibble and pinch lick too
>>727694628
We /coffee pot/ now?
>>727695864
Boop
>Rory-sama
>>727695860
Might cover myself a little.
>>727695708
I guess I'm number 36 then~
>>727695806
But do you have Bialetti master race?
>>727695965
No nothing that complex.
>>727695947
that's a big ass pot ._.
>>727695708
yeah, it's kind of a middling movie. if there was a vote though, I never saw it, I just showed up.
>>727695735
>thicc
>canonically a skinny a-cup
what did anon mean by this?
>>727695806
what about this one though?
>>727695965
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727694372
Will have to check it out one of these days then, I had quite a bit of fun with Zeus and a handful of friends.
King of the Hill is free for all, last man standing?
>>727695947
Yes we /coffee pot/ now
>>727695965
Evening Sono.
>>727695856
It's ok, I still think they're all thrash even if they have a top team
>>727696053
Its older than me.
>>727696154
You newfriends with your smol pots. Up your game.
>>727696031
How do you live with yourself?
>>727696141
I think you're trolling me lol
it didn't say 35 before I posted?
>>727696154
I love your photo shops...
>>727696134
ticc legs
>>727696134
I don't know what you mean by middling movie
T H I C C booty, I think
>>727695463
I mean, he had already accepted it last night, he hasn't changed since then, more so it's me who is now doing well...
Also, US #1 isn't that bad, right?
Right????
>>727696265
Dunno. All I know is there was no (3#) when you posted ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727695962
uncovering is fun
>>727696260
Oh nice~ I have a skillet 30 years older than me
I need to find it...
>>727696382
Lol stalker~
>>727696134
I think you know what that one means.
>>727696265
I just do?
>>727696393
A normal set of clothes with a jacket or something.
>>727696382
Rabbit hole.
Have fun.
>>727696584
Get a Bialetti~
>>727696514
Not really, just bored and I look for that when people post
>>727696627
Like I said, I don't really care. Just thought it would be an interesting observation
>QoTT: How do you like your coffee?
Unlike my women, black
>>727695716
That's nice
It beats complaining about having a terrible job, doesn't it
>>727696674
Do you ever look out for me?
>>727696154
No, there are 3 teams, there's a city you fight for control over. First team to hold the city for a certain amount of time wins.
You can always add me.
>>727696338
I had forgotten what happened to him. It was late and I've had to deal with some things today.
It's terrible.
I haven't stepped foot on US #2 for months because of how cheap third person is. Dudes are outright cheating with that disembodied camera ability.
US #1 is fine if you want to play with vehicles. If you want to play as infantry... have fun.
>>727696667
I dont need it.
>>727696747
I like it when Rea makes it
>>727696747
I like my coffee as tea, because I don't like coffee
>>727696749
How do you mean
>>727696674
You will have fun observing.
But you made the mistake to announce it.
>>727696273
legs it is.
>>727696278
not really amazing, but not worth watching to make fun of either.
>>727696747
like my women: don't.
Huh. I realised I have failed as an Aussie. There is no Vegemite in my pantry.
>>727696401
Is it seasoned well, or do you just use it?
>>727696747
Pretty much. Though I at least have a steady job with a decent income. Oh, and I just realised that aside from me, the only attention you get is ERPers and shitposters.
>>727696747
Thin, light and white.
>>727696584
can be fun too even under the blankets
>>727696747
>forgot to answer
At the moment, sachet bullshit because my body cant drink real coffee without nausea. But normally yes. I drink my coffee yes.
>Rory-sama
>>727696747
Very sweet, warm, skinny and pale.
>just like my women
>>727696822
everybody knows that the cute bunny is an elitist
>CTRL+F
>REEEEE
I can leave this thread happy now.
>>727696747
1-2 sugar or cinnamon
warm not hot I don't need my tongue burned
>>727696822
How was it a mistake though?
Not like anyone is really upset about it, and I tend to just point out my observations here
>>727696830
I always made fun of Jumanji
>>727696830
What do you like about Jill? I dont think I asked you.
>>727696911
What would you like me to wear?
Ya'll are pussies when it comes to coffee
>>727696865
Don't they say you reap what you sow
>>727697063
Shhh it's awake
>>727697108
What is
Obvious girl
>>727697097
What do you mean by that?
>>727697063
right, but it's not Troll 2 levels of bad.
>>727697065
cozy protag of cozy game. and she just wants to make her friends' lives all suck a little less.
>>727697065
cute light see through clothes
>>727697182
SHHHHHHHH
>>727697270
>what is Manos The Hands Of Fate
>>727697270
I'm not sure what Troll 2 is. Am I missing out on a modern day meme
>>727697340
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727696260
I usually make coffee 2-4 times a day, a big pot wouldn't be too good for me.
Big pot looks nice though.
>>727696265
Don't look, it's terrible, I fucked up my template so I did it really sloppy
>>727696747
Big and black
>>727696796
Ahh, sounds cool.
I'm over in Europe, so ping might be a bit awkward.
Claim
>>727697270
Thats a good reason to like her. She is also cute.
>>727697311
I dont have anything like that.
>>727697202
I don't care about the "community"
i'll talk to anyone that responds
>>727697351
>
>>727697375
actual terrible movie to the point of being funny.
>>727697488
being cute helps, yeah.
>>727697540
>The Room
That movie wasn't so bad. It was a meme for sure though
>>727697488
so you have no problem with them?
>>727696806
You need it, you drink a lot!
>>727696817
N-nothing...
>tfw i lurk threads for you...
>>727696865
I use my own, but that old skillet is well seasoned yes.
>trying to get used to mine before using the old one
>>727697270
are you a girl irl?
>>727697540
Would you cuddle with Jill?
>>727697652
Im not sure how I would feel about it.
>>727697667
Bring me one?
>>727697667
From what I read earlier, you lurk thread for quite a few people
>>727697692
kek i usually ask >>727697667
this. i'm still uncertain...
>>727697609
are you thinking of the bad one, or the one from like a year ago? they're very different.
it's not the worst I have in there, though. yeah.
>>727697692
>implying there are guys on the internet
>>727697722
I'd cuddle with a lot of people.
>>727697424
Fresh coffee on demand is pretty difficult. Thats why I work in a cafe with the best coffee, and trained by the best barista, in Australia.
>>727697498
Fair enough. Im pretty much the same at the moment.
>>727697540
>no Iron Sky
>no Sharknado
>no Return of the Killer Tomatoes
BOI
>>727697667
Getting used to yours will change how you use the old one. Use them both equally, and make sure you season them. Better question - have you seasoned a pan before?
>>727697722
maybe lewd and ready to get some cuddling
>>727697540
Did
Did you watch IHE's search for worst?
And are you putting yourself through this physical pain?
>Lawnmower Man 2 is a pretty horrid one
>>727694731
Probably a few yes!
Every Pieces of Thread
https://clyp.it/user/j31n5rkp
Generic Joyful BGM
https://clyp.it/e1lgjs0n
Generic Dramatic Ranting BGM
https://clyp.it/owrwxi4t
Yearning in the dark
https://clyp.it/bfbujnwd
Tyranny of the ancient
https://clyp.it/fgkuuqsp
In the comfort of your mind
https://clyp.it/04hbppsg
I'm not sure which of those you've missed so I've put them all here
>>727695093
Finding some entertainment where I can.
>>727696747
I don't drink coffee, but I enjoy some genmaicha quite often
>>727697891
Are you a guy irl?
>>727695864
listen here boyo, I already claimed her hands off, look at earlier in this thread
>>727697908
>Return of the Killer Tomatoes
Sounds like you've been through some tough cinematic battles.
Neil Breen's filmography awaits along with Zombie Vs. Ninja and Fantasy Force Mission
>>727697891
How many?
>>727697913
I think it will be more than that.
>>727697667
>steals skillet
>>727698101
>Steals shekels
>>727697722
Do you want the 1 cup, 3 cup or 6 cup?
>>727697726
Lets see, I mostly lurk to see of Rea is posting if she is I'll wait until she goes away.
>>727697809
Everyone knows I'm female.
>>727697908
Mhm only once when I got it
I haven't had to season it again because I don't clean it
~justamericanthings~
>>727698101
Please don't! It's not even mines yet!
UH fuk this my hubbie uhhhh, FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH YOUR THROBING CHIN
>>727697908
these are the only ones I've got locally, rest are on my plex server.
>>727697933
who?
>>727697977
>are you a g(uy)irl?
>>727698090
you, for starters.
>>727697891
>Oh hi Mark
>I DID NAWT KEEL HER
>I DID NAWT
This one?
It's certainly not as bad as the Mario Bros movie...
>>727698265
Why would you not post while Rea is here?
>>727697540
My man, you got some real masterpieces in there!
>>727697609
>>The Room
Sitting through Tommy Wiseau's self directed sex scenes was borderline torture.
Overall a pretty neat movie.
>>727698384
>Oh hi doggie
>>727698090
anything you want
>>727698471
>So anyway, how's your sex life?
>>727698315
Ew you're lesbian? Gross!