Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727684144
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
PvP events in PvE games are the best, you get to find out who's shit at the game by who complains first
Still here
and
>>727698265
Im joking. Its ok.
>>727698315
Thats sweet but I would make it weird.
>>727698493
I want warmth.
>>727698384
don't forget the scene where the 17-year-old makes out with a grandma
and Tommy fucks a dress.
>>727698471
also yeah, the sex scenes. especially where you can tell they only filmed it once, and just cut it together a different way for the second one.
and how he would be inserting it into the woman's navel to be so high up on her torso.
>>727698669
who said I was a lesbian?
Claim
cheater
Claim
Rea are you around?
>>727698882
That show was pretty decent
I do remember a very random dancing scene somewhere in it though...
claimed
>>727698770
>cuddling
>weird
how though
>>727696667 (Sono)
Sono, are you a Bialetti sales representative?
>Geti a Bialetti~
>>727698606 (Alice)
>Denny, don't you have something else to do?
>I just like to watch you guys...
previous
>>727691854
>>727698855
Claimed -_-
>>727698770
you'll get that too
want me to hold your hand?
>>727697951
Well I hope you're having fun with what you're doing!
Also thanks for linking those songs again they're so good
>>727698081
Hello Houki
カラミチーマス
>>727698775
Is that not what you consider a good time?
>>727699186
Oh, I guess I didn't change it from before ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thanks mate
>>727699117
Oh yeah, that was Sakakibara having a day dream.
>>727698081
You know it. That shit broke my young mind.
>10 years old
>peanut butter and jam pizza
>why
>>727698265
Sonetimes you can just superhear, let cool and wipe off. Sanitised as well. Who needs to scrub.
>>727698315
Watch the Killer Tomatoes. Best worst shit you will ever see.
>>727698471
>that fucking of her bellybutton
Tommy, that doesnt go there.
Mine niggers
-squeaks and peaks out from behind the chair-
>>727699280
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727699140
Id probably be really uncuddly and if I did id probably touch something wrong.
>>727699246
That would be nice too.
>>727699306
Kinda contrasts with everyone dying, but it's whatever
I haven't watched a horror show in a while, might have to find one
>>727699328
Wait, peanut butter and jam pizza?
>>727699280
it's a "good" time, just not a good time.
well
it's also a good time, but not in the way the movie intended, I think.
>>727699328
I have, hon. just don't have them locally.
>>727699469
>touch something wrong
that's not a thing during cuddling.
These are terrible waifus.
>>727699328
It messed with mine too, then that piece of shit Mario Bros. movie came along. And after that, Street Fighter, which killed Raul Julia (along with his career). After those two I never trusted vidya movies ever again.
>mfw after seeing Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
At least I got a free hot dog and popcorn out of it.
>>727699262
Hey Saber. Doing well?
>>727699347
do u need groping sonny xd
>>727699187
Watch yourself -_-
>>727699706
you're my boyfriend -_-
Ai needs to watch himself
>>727699445
kitty relocation successful?
>>727699575
Return of the Killer Tomatoes. Give it a look if you dont value your sanity.
>>727699625
Way to be less normie :^)
>>727699665
>Raul Julia
No. He fucking made that movie great. Its the best arrogant Bison you will ever see. He ate up the scenery. He was a gigantic ham. He was excellent.
>>727699653
>These are terrible waifus
>Posts Umaru
Nice bait
>>727699625
I feel like I would.
>>727699808
v.v -nods-
>>727699794
welcome back miss bottlecap
>>727699575
Yeah, I thought it was kinda interesting/funny that he was day dreaming about that and then back to the darkness and horrible reality that was Class 3. I need to find another (lol) horror anime to watch soon. I love it, spooky stuff is great.
>>727699665
Yeah but I'm catching a cold for the 3rd time this year
>>727699653
you're not wrong.
>>727699852
I do my best.
>>727699866
nah.
>>727699791
I'm not -_-
You should be friends with him, you already have something in common -_-
>>727699653
Look at all these shit waifus!
>>727699469
kiss it too? or just hold it?
>>727699877
will be missed :(
>>727699994
Are you sure?
>>727700045
Just hold is fine.
>>727700006
You love me and I love you, we have that in common -_-
please don't compare me to alien fucker
>>727699854
>otaku neet
>master of hiding power-level
what more do you need in a waifu?
>>727699888
nice trips
>>727700158
I don't -_-
Stop insulting people -_-
>>727700217
>lol look at me I'm lazy and annoying
>#relatable
Cancer
>>727700151
pretty sure, yeah.
>>727699852
I don't think I have too much sanity left to lose
I mean, peanut butter and jam on pizza crust does sound pretty neat
Actually, even better, Peanut butter and Marshmallow
>>727699953
Horror anime tends to be pretty good, it establishes a creepy tone rather than
>OMG there's a killer, and he's going to jumpscare you
>>727699445
Finally you're here lets kill someone
otaku waifus are the WORST
>>727700297
:(
>>727700225
I wasn't trying but ty
how is your day? fun pranks?
>>727700142
-shows kitty-
>>727700309
Even your thing?
>>727700489
-_-
>>727700376
-hugs tight and squeaks at you. Can always be found on twitch as Sonata_Blue
>>727700528
aah so cute ^^
>>727700610
Get on discord :(
>>727700373
Yeah, thats the problem with movies, they rely too much on jumpscares and not enough on actual good story. I wanna check out Occultic;Nine
>>727700647
-is only about two handfuls big- ;.;
>>727700306
>i only watched the first episode but i can still judge the entire show starter pack
>>727700649
Ok -_-
>>727699852
He was as hammy as it got, but the rest of that movie, goddamn. It wasn't enough for me.
Also, more live action Street Fighter (Jackie Chan):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkvPmHRI7E
I preferred Raul Julia in the Addams Family movies, but personal opinions.
>>727699966
No escape for you lately it seems. We're gearing up for another round of nasty storms tonight, but it'll at least dial back the allergies a bit.
>>727700151
then what should I kiss?
>>727700750
so smol too o-o
can I see the rest of the bunch?
>>727700795
Sorry, I forgot about all the character development that doesn't take place
>>727698700
Hi Alice
>>727700634
How did you ever manage to tame such a tumultuous beast of the night?
>>727701024
>>727701024
-will show more when finds a convenient way to transfer them to pc-
>>727701152
-Came to me. Is kitty magnet-
>>727700579
>>727700309
Pic sorry.
>>727701018
My cheek.
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>727701160
ok I can't wait :)
you could always email them to your own email
>>727700528
Cute
>>727700634
Aw she wants tum rubs~
>can't live stream with shit russian internet
>>727699994
Im fairly normie, compared to most others in thread. I wont lie, Im far from a true normie.
>>727699953
Ghost Hunt is pretty good.
>>727700373
Then watch it and thank me later.
>>727700918
Raul Julia is good in everything.
>>727701374
I will pinch it first
>>727701456
-has just regular chat in twitch too, doesn't stream anything. Send message sometime- <3
She doesn't like tummy rubs. Only head and neck pets.
>>727700744
It seems interesting
It's written by the same person that wrote Steins;Gate so it'll probably be pretty good
>>727701476
I'm pretty sure I'll curse your name, but If i can find it, i'll watch it
>>727700579
>>727701374
record player's off-limits, no.
>>727701689
Thats ok I think.
>>727701736
Yeah, other than that I haven't dug around much. >>727701476
Will check it out, thanks ^^
>>727701690
Does she cut you and shit?
>kiss
>>727701758
By accident I mean.
>>727701766
it is and I will lick it too
>>727700918
Yeah I'm unlucky and it's allergy season
>>727702139
^///^
-is in her new home now, but did have an adorable little attitude-
add me on steam
Beezleboss
>>727702193
oh
that's... fine? no worries.
>>727702281
How much?
>>727702565
How long have you been growing for? Anything more than a week, dont bother. I have the same type of facial hair, it wont fill out more than that.
>>727702712
See it would be weird. I have the worst luck something like that would happen.
>>727702832
Dude I shaved Wednesday night lol
>>727702521
Oh that's the one you gave away? That sucks. Are her new caretakers people you know?
>>727702891
just don't stress about it.
>>727702046
I'm guessing you watched Higurashi?
>>727702899
Yeah, that wont really fill out more. Unless you grow for a month and look like a scruffy mess the whole time.
>there are many Beezleboss
>>727702915
-doesn't know them but are friends of his cousin-
>>727703135
Thats just how I do things.
>>727702768
lots I'll do both and even your lips
>>727698652
seha girls are a 10/10 but mega drive and master system are the top of the seha tier
>>727703289
just bottle it all up, hon.
>>727703354
I dont know how long I could sit there.
>http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
Rick and Morty season 3 :thinking:
>>727701152
Hello, how are you doing?
>>727703260
I understand. I hope she has a good life
What kind of cats do you own?
>>727703508
Ok ill try to.
>>727703546
until you want something else
>>727703732
I think id let you wear yourself out.
>>727703564
Rick and Morty S3? PogChamp
>>727703581
-doesn't know. Three short hairs and one long hair-
>>727703810
I like how that sounds
>>727703896
i want one that never grows ;~;
>>727704049
How long do you think it would take?
>>727703168
If you don't know what movie this from you too young
Goodnight everyone, take care.
>>727703959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k&t
>>727704178
-is fun to has kitty during all the phases of their life- <3
>>727704327
Sweet dreams.
>>727704327
goodnight
>>727704230
I don't know if it's just licking I'm sure pretty long
>>727703151
Yeah, it was pretty good.
Crescent city gang
>>727704322
that's not how you write ''Beelzeboss'' you fucking retard
boy here we go again
>still trying
>>727704649
What happens when you do to
tire?
>>727704754
You just spelled it the exact same way you autistic
>>727704405
nowai i want to play with her in my shirt when i'm bored
I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>727704327
goodnight mister Duke!
>>727704850
0/10 you are this retarded
>>727704850
are you dyslexic?
>>727704940
Hello Love.
That's Taiga though.
>>727704959
Actually, you're fucking retarded. You're saying I misspelled my own username that I chose how to spell? What a fucking moron.
>>727705083
>all anons are the same guy
sill this retarded
>>727705042
ah... it is, isn't it? now I feel like a silly person!
>>727705109
hello mister anon!
>>727705130
>sill
Lol what a dyslexic retard wtf does still mean?
>>727705199
how are you friend?
>>727705199
Eh i almost make that mistake on occasion too. That particular picture looks looks similar to alice's sleep picture.
How are you?
>>727705083
You put Beezleboss
It's Beelzebub
Even if you chose to spell it wrong, that doesn't mean it's not misspelled
>>727705311
>>727705360
I'm good I'm good! what about you two?
>>727705433
he is retarded let it go
>>727704786
what now?
>>727705539
When you get tired what do we do?
>>727705447
Fine i suppose. Listening to a lecture on the internets, which is something i enjoy.
Up to anything?
>>727705447
I'd rather not think about that.
how was your day?
>>727705433
It's from a movie you autistic permavirgins
>>727705500
Let's compare girlfriends you weebs. Go ahead and try to roast mine while in the back of your mind you're jealous as fuck because all you have is a cartoon character and a pillow made in her likeness.
>>727704853
^///^ -gives you kitten-
>>727704940
What?
>>727705698
You really aren't the brightest cookie in the shed, are you?
>Somebody brings up a point, better call them an autistic virgin
>>727705750
i'm going to name her sonata~
>heading home now, bye love~
it's real wowie
>muh gf
>muh truck
here we go!!
>>727705628
that sounds fun! I think I may lay in bed in a bit, and find something on netflix or youtube.
>>727705677
I slept a lot! and then I made dinner and it was good <3 wish you'd been here so you could have a nice meal and some happy times <3
>>727705808
I thought that Taiga was an Alice ;~; it probably isn't the first time I've done it!
>>727705875
It's a character from a movie you drooling autist, YOU got proven wrong lmfao let's see your semen encrusted cotton filled girlfriend
>>727705604
maybe cuddle some more
>>727705897
>muh body pillow
>muh moms van
>>727705970
Is there anything you want me to do for you?
>>727705897
>muh truck
>>727705961
What movie is it then?
>>727706003
>>727705961
>>727705698
Someone get the popcorn
can't wait for a clean btfo from shizuru
been waiting for this moment all week
>>727706088
If you seriously don't know what movie it's from it's probably from your autismal and exclusive interest in anime and whatever other putrid feces Japan produces
Another reason why I hate fuckin April Fools
>Get call
>Top manager wants me to come in sunday
>Why tho
>Fuckin' dumbass manager got fired for negligence
>He thought it would be fun to gun it down an aisle with the forklift at another coworker to scare him
>nearly pancaked/skewered a kid who walked out into the aisle
>Guy's a retard anyway, glad to see him go
>but now I have to work tomorrow even though I was planning on doing nothing instead.
>>727706208
> I don't know where I am
lurk more normie
>>727706208
Damage control then?
What, afraid that I'm right and you know it?
Maybe you'd seem mildly intelligent if you didn't resort to namecalling
>>727705878
-hopes you wont forget to say hi on twitch and hugs you tight-
>>727705923
yes that would have made me very happy
what did you have for dinner?
>>727705875
you have no idea how autistic he is will say anything to damage control
>>727706160
hello hello miss Rem!
>>727706208
>shitting on anime
>on an imageboard that started with only an "anime" and "non-anime" board
>>727706426
I made buttermilk biscuits and sausage gravy!
what did you have, friend?
>>727706392
it's hard to get on 4chan with this one bar shit wifi
bye4real
>>727706070
many things
>>727706391
Tenacious D Pick of Destiny
By the way if you ever reply to me again you're confirmed that not only am I right but you're also an autistic 400 pound man child
>>727706436
>calling another human being autistic
>participating in a thread about claiming an antimated preteen as your wife as a coping method to handle your everlasting virginity
Pick one
>>727706436
>>727706391
>>727706522
>If you prove me wrong you're an autistic manchild
How insecure can you possibly get?
>>727706491
that sounds delicious I wish I had that
I didn't eat tonight and I had a sandwich for lunch
and please don't bother to try to communicate with that ape
>>727706737
>>727706656
I pick both.
Also I'm only a virgin because I'm saving myself for my waifu!
dude weed lmao
>>727706737
Confirmed man child, and dumbass. I was baiting you into this the entire time. Reply again and you're telling me you're an autistic virgin one bully away from shooting the school up
>>727706774
yes friend I'll leave him alone <3
please do look after yourself, though!
>>727706854
hello miss cute blonde! I think you told me your name buy I forgot ;~; how are you today?
>>727706521
Number one on the list then.
literally pretending
man this new mental gymnastics level of trolling sure got us
Jokes on me guys, he was only pretending to be retarded
Boy do I look dumb
>>727707018
>baiting
You really are insecure af
>>727707018
Jokes on you I've already shot up my school :3
>>727707060
Name is Morgan
Waifu is Michiru
I'm doing great today....Except for what happened at six flags....
What's up love?
>>727706854
>saving my virginity for my waifu
The physical manifestation of autism.
>implying you can have sex with a cartoon character
>implying you are capable of losing your virginity even if you weren't betrothed to a cartoon character
>>727707132
aww shit he got u good
#roasted
>>727707082
tough pick
>>727707018
Btw
\Nice damage control
>>727707018
Relevant
>he sucks at trolling
>80% of thread is about him
Hmm
>>727705923
Nope
>>727707240
Top 3 then?
>>727707283
>talk bullshit
>get called out
>lol u guyz all about me now?
>b-but pretending see
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!
>>727699262
Thanks Saberz! I'm glad you enjoy them. You can ask anytime I'm there for a piece in case you're not saving the links
>>727707279
This. Why not just ignore him?
>>727707196
>saving your virginity for the one you love is wrong
>implying I can't just hire a whore
>>727707368
>continues to reply
Point proven
>>727707060
I'm not really good at looking after myself.
I'd need someone for that
>>727707279
Your head really is so far up your ass it's back on your shoulders, isn't it?
>Say something stupid
>Proven wrong
>I was only pretending, get baited lolololol
It's like you're 13
>>727707180
ah! yes, miss Michiru <3 I'll try and remember this time!
I'm glad today is better <3 we were all worried yesterday
>>727707283
was your day well then, mister Duke?
>>727707376
hello hello miss Holo! are you well?
OH MY GOD, I used to wonder why everyone hated you guys and wanted to kill you guys. I even defended you all more than a couple of times and put my own neck on the line for you.
I'd always say, "Hey they aren't that bad.", "They aren't really hurting anyone., "It's just a harmless phase, they'll grow out of it.", and "It's only images.",
but now after viewing this thread you guys have gone too far. I seriously can't believe you guys. It's not just images anymore, everything has a meaning you can't just post these and get away with it.
It's not 'just a phase' you guys are sick and broken. You guys ARE hurting people and you really are THAT bad.
I can't believe I'm saying this after all this time. In all honesty it really is nothing personal.
It's just a mature and logical conclusion that had to be made. All of your actions have consequences and suffice to say, the only punishment that surmounts to your actions is, well, death.
I really wish there was some other way, if it was up to me I honestly don't mind you all, but something has to be done and this isn't my choice. This is the only way, we have to put an end to you
Permanently.
>>727707476
>continues to get triggered by anime
proven indeed
>>727707476
See>>727707273
>>727707459
>implying a healthy, functioning human brain is capable of developing love for a cartoon character
>implying you would even know where to go or who to speak to to arrange this
>>727707273
this shit will never get old
>>727707498
Meh
>>727707498
I sure am well love-anon~
I hope you are as well.
>>727707476
I added you on Steam btw.
>>727707505
Who are we hurting o.o
>>727707558
I live in Austin, Texas. Any hippie will fuck you for weed.
>>727707585
^^
>>727707498
Aww thank you <3
How have you been?
Thanks for dedicating this thread to me it really helps with my insecurity
>>727707505
galko
>>727707495
happens all the time
just enjoy the damage control
>>727707490
I want you healthy, best friend <3
>>727707505
I love you too anon <3
>>727707597
just meh? no drink to relax or anything?
>>727707613
that's good that's good!
>>727707694
I've been okay <3 I'm glad you're well though
>>727707783
How can I damage control a thread that I'm causing damage to?
>>727707783
I recall having had multiple interactions with him, he tends to stop replying to me
I've gotten pretty good at calling out bullshit
>>727698652
nothing
Why do you all still reply to this guy?
>>727707850
Nope
>>727707899
kek
>>727707899
Like this
>>727707018
I proved you wrong, but you had just said
>Get baited
>>727707913
I can't take you seriously you unironically have hundreds(?) of pictures on your hard drive of an animated little girl that you use to claim as your wife with other sweaty virgins lol
>>727707850
What did you do today?
>>727707913
you should see how shizuru just rekt the poor thing
and not even using name calling or damage control
he's not even trying to "bully" him anymore
>>727708063
>>727708063
1: If Kurumi looks like a little girl, I don't even know what to tell you
2: I was baiting you all along
>>727707964
Because they're clinically fucking autistic and don't realize that by allowing me to incite such a response; every insult they fling at me is automatically deflected onto themselves by the sheer act of them replying. It's hilarious and that's why I always show up for a good laugh at this autism
>>727707964
replied to show him he was wrong
then damage control started
>>727708099
Dude shit like this really makes me feel bad for you. You consider it a victory if I stop replying to you? Lmfao the things you say couldn't be further from the truth, literally every word you type is immediately invalid to me because you're all claiming cartoons as your romantic partners
>>727707964
ah ;~; I'm sorry then mister Duke
please feel a bit better!
>>727708087
I slept in, then made food, then listened to podcasts, and now I'm getting comfy in bed again!
>>727708280
Question remains; why respond?
>>727707240
So no top 3?
>>727708316
yet you still reply
>>727708316
[X]doubt
>>727707376
Welcome back. Actually I'll probably just make an account and follow your channel when you post.
>>727708419
You too though
>>727707345
cuddles next to leewd
>>727707850
you make be feel like I should actually try.
I'm such an idiot
>>727708460
>you too
you came here we were here already
ITT: autistic man children trying to redeem themselves by standing up to an internet bully because their real life bully is the reason to they're confined to a dark bedroom masturbating to drawings of children
>>727708537
Tell me them please
>>727708316
>screen caps his "victories"
>dude shit like this...
kek
>>727708551
you can always try! there's nothing wrong with trying <3
>>727708641
Provide proof or immediately discarded
At this point, I'm just wanting to see how much this gift will give
I mean it has to run out eventually, right?
>>727708595
You know, i think i tried to explain this to you before, but do you know what psychological projection is?
>>727708708
What's the file name mean?
>>727708708
You realize you can't actually win this argument bc I get pussy while you jack off to cartoons right? No matter what I'm the alpha male here lol you can deny it but from a biological standpoint it's true, and needless to say I'm probably more physically fit than 98% of you tendie eating fucks
>>727708360
I don't want to drink tonight
>>727708799
>thinks he's married to a picture of a 3 inch tall prepubescent girl
>expects me to read his reply with any hint of seriousness
>>727708824
That's all speculation with zero evidence.
>>727708316
Bitch I will fucking bomb your house if you call Michiru a cartoon again, pic related, it's me, Allahu Akbar fucker.
>>727708360
Ooh, what podcasts? <3
>>727708799
another clean no name calling reply
that was fast
>>727708664
ok I'll try to eat more tomorrow
but I can't get enough sleep anymore
>>727709014
Well y'all know what I look like, because I'm not a 500 pound basement dweller and my camera doesn't break every time I try to take a selfie. Give me a competitor who represents waifu as a whole
>>727708977
>Not answering because he doesn't know
Regardless of if you know what psychological projection is, you're a master practitioner.
>>727708806
In reference to what's at the center of the picture
>>727708824
Of coarse you'll think you "win" because even though your insults don't actually describe me, you've deluded yourself into thinking you're always right
No matter what I say, you'll always revert to insults as damage control
Like I said, the gift that keeps giving
>>727709155
>Give me an accurate representation of a group full of individuals
Are you actually that stupid?
>>727709155
Looks mean just about fuckall when you can buy hookers and use photoshop, welcome to 4chan where your attributes mean fuckall to the whole website, because no matter what you say, you're a faggot just like us because you're here.
>>727709162
>coarse
You mean, like rough? Whats so rough about this? Oh you meant "course" lol you dyslexic fucking retard can't spell for fucking shit
>>727709238
>>727708974
water then!
>>727709025
I've been trying to catch up on The Adventure Zone, those goodboys are pretty enjoyable at times
do you listen, do you have suggestions?
>>727709096
;~; I'm sorry friend
>>727709277
>Beezleboss
Bit hypocritical to call out spelling, don't you think?
>>727709162
>that ez bait
>he actually goes for it
>>727708597
them?
>>727709396
"Coarse" way easier word lol