Trips decides what I do with my cock. I only have basic home

Cut head off then eat it

Put on a pair of pants and go to bed faggit

Wrap it tightly in floss

>>726634177
OP

>>726633983
Liquefy pills and pour it in your urethra

put all of it into a cup of boiling water

>>726634424
Reroll

Put it on top of a counter and drop a heavy object, like a textbook on it

Record a vid of you trying to suck it preferably while watching tranny porn

>>726635615
Reroll

put it in very hot water, outisde of where you can handle it. for 5 seconds. record it and post

>>726634601
roll

Make two eyeballs out of sheets of paper, glue them near the base of your shaft then go to the neighbours and ask if they want to meet the great Gonzo. If you can't do neighbours then do omeagle or some shit like that.

Dick in a hotdog bun, dress in cheese and sauces if you have them then send pics to people asking if they're hungry

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>>726633983
Jerk a load out on cam and upload it for us to see

Home self circumcision

Send a pic to a girl that you are not sexually engaged with.

>>726636232
Trying again for this

>>726634600
this

Send a dick pic to your mom or sister.

>>726633983
Put in a woman.

>>726636399

this

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toothpick in urethra?

Dip in boiling water

>>726636399
thiis pls

Place in door jar, close door.

Pour a bunch of rubbing alcohol in a bowl and soak your dick and balls in it for 5 minutes

Make a small cut. Rub lemmon juice in that shit

>>726636556
Fuck!!! So close

>>726636597
Rerolling

cut your penis frenulum

>>726636697
reroll

>>726636668
so close

Light off a cigarrette on the top

>>726636668
Fuck I almost had quads

>>726636267
r-r-r-r-reroll

>>726636499
i need sauce

Send dick pic to your mother. send proof and aftermath

>>726636668
>>726636666
this nigger

go fuck yourself faggot

Self circumcision

>>726633983
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>>726636768
Rollo roll

>>726636889
Nearly

Take shit then run shit on dick until explosion

>>726636597
Roll

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>>726636889
goddamn so close

>>726636556
Reroll

Pencil down dick hole

Pen in urethra

>>726636943
is this what an autistic outburst looks like?

>>726636923
Reeeeeerooooooool

>>726637018
I like the way you think

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>>726637014
roll

Knife down urethra

>>726636744
reroll, last one

>>726637014
>>726637018
Re roll

Put pins in it. at least 5

Cum out a window, post proof

>>726633983
EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE EACH TIME YOU POST IN THIS THREAD A FAGGOT DIE

Cut off and eat part of your foreskin, then clean wound with liquor

>>726637090
source?

Needle through head

Dress it up like trump and film a puppet show which you upload here

>>726633983
Cut it right down the middle and tie it in a knot

>>726637090
sauce PLEASE

Slice a big slit on the underside of your dick

Rolll

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cut off head with scissors

>>726636597
>>726636668
Rerollin

Needle through both testicles?

>>726637289
Reroll

cover it in ketchup

Paper cut banjo string

Jerk off in a shot glass and drink it

Get hard, place on table and full force punch it

>>726637289
Rollerboller

Rub one out on a public bus while filming

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>>726637014
rolll

Light member on fire

Nail it to the floor

Cum on stranger in public

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beat it fiercely

Cut off foreskin then fuck any fruit you have

>>726637442
So close, reroll

glue the tip

>>726637526
Same thing but strictly women

Burn

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record pencil down urethra and post here

>>726637610
Roll

>>726636923
Reroll

>>726637610
Reroll

Saw down through your slit until you can't take it anymore

Put it a toaster

Fuck your own butt hole...

Crush it

>>726637014
>>726637090
>>726637153
>>726637479
Do it.

>>726636923
Rolling again fuck

Large needle through head while cumming

slice n dice

>>726637637

Hammer + balls

Large needle through head

Whatever this says...
>>726637777

Recird yourself trying to balance a plate or cup on it for 5 seconds. Upload here

Lay it on your table and drop a big ass book on it

needle through the whole penis

Put on a chastity cage and flush the key.

chop off

Cover it with milk

Pencil in dickhole

Dick pic to all women in friends list

jack off and cum on your face

>>726636499
>>726636996
>>726637090
>>726637347
>>726637637
I wish I was the girl.

Cut off head ;)

Cum, but have something in the urethra keeping the cum in

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>>726637090
Sauce

Close in door jam

>>726637900
Thats taking it too far.

Reroll

>>726637920
Go find and facefuck this faggot

Nail it to the wall on the tip

Dick pic to dad

Cut off head then stick nub in alcohol

Hand blender from tip down to the hilt

>>726633983
put some underwear on, delete this thread, and stop being a faggot

>>726638000
WINRAR!!!

>>726638000
WINNAR

>>726638000

WINRAR

>>726638000
checked

>>726638000
WELP

>>726638000
winrar

>>726638000
WWWWWWWWWWW

>>726638000
Winrar

>>726638000
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo We have WinRar

>>726638000
OP here, my dad is dead

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>>726638000
winrarwinar

>>726638000
Hallejula!

>>726638000
Do it! Post reply

>>726633983
Cut it off and be glad avout it

>>726638064
Then kys

>>726638064
mother then

>>726638000
WINRAR

Keep it wrapped in rubber bands (except while urinating) until it falls off. They don't have to be tight, just enough that they don't fall of. When it does fall of, post a video of you eating it.

Hey dad

>>726638149
This

>>726638064
Next of kin!

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25ml of rubbing alcohol down peehole

>>726638064
Honor the contract

Paper cut ur dick 2 times

OP you here faggot?

>>726638237
Rerolling

>>726638343
theres already been a winrar faggot

>>726633983
record you touching it one time.
no more than one. just once please. thanks.

Cut it off from the base and shove it in your ass

>>726638064
You'll just have to go fucking dig him up then!

paint your dick with a toothpaste

>>726638064
>OP here, my dad is dead
Inside? Would explain your issues.

bang your head on the wall
record
thx

poke it with glowing red hot knife

jerk off while watching "my little pony" on tv
record the whole thing
must cum and scream one the horses names

Thread a fishing line or string through the base with a needle then tie both ends to a door and slam it shut the same way you would remove a tooth

is everyone still rolling actually retarded? THERES BEEN A WINRAR YOU FAGGOTS

>>726638064
kys

https://youtu.be/1J1Ots2AhiY kkk

>>726635661
Damnit you cunt 5 off

jerk off and eat cum

smash it with a fat book

>>726636399
Re-roll

>>726638797
Dead dad

>>726638064
Send Mom dick pic instead or live in shame forever.

Jack off with crumpled up tin foil+post fesults

slam it in your car door

>>726639471
reroll

>>726639471
rereroll

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>>726638000
Will OP deliver?

place it between your palms

Fuck a cheese grater and show pic of result

>>726638000
its been so long, op dont fag-out

DLVRNGGR

Cover the entire thing in peanut butter and climb into bed you faggot.

Grab your balls in your hand and full force punch them, video for proof

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>>726638733

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>>726639730

>>726640050
Reroll

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>>726639730
this please

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>>726640383

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>>726640447

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>>726640491

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>>726640540

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>>726640599

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>>726640672

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>>726640722

>>726640776
FUCKING HELL

Home circumcision, no painkillers, just rubbing alcohol