What's the most alpha thing you've done with a girl(s) /b/?

>>725634078
asked one to the school dance
she said no

>>725634078
what's a girl?

I talked to a girl once.
It was pretty alpha alright

I fucked one. She was dead for only like 3 hours or something.

>>725634078
Spoke politely and courteously to her in a completely non-remarkable and respectful manner, as I would to a dude, with no expectation of sex.
ACTUAL alpha behaviour.

>>725634078
The first time I had sex, the girl was very submissive and receptive to commands. She told me she wanted to make my dreams come true, so I told her to get naked, bend over and grab her ankles. She let me fuck her in the ass. She obeyed every command I gave her. Was pretty great, man.

>>725634173
>>725634199
>>725634227
>>725634289
>>725634348
someone screencap all this win

>Dating a girl
>Back at her place
>She seems nervous, not really giving me any signals or opportunities to get sexy
>Fuck it
>Pick her up and throw her over my shoulder
>Drop her into her bed
>Proceed to have vigorous sex where we don't even get our clothes all the way off.

Not super-alpha, but pretty alpha for me.

>>725634473
What's it like having a girl submit and be your plaything? Did you order her to do anything really degrading?
t.beta

>>725634078
Knew a girl was about to open the door to my room while I was fapping. So she opened the door and found me fapping furiously while looking straight into her eyes like a killer.

>>725634078
cucked her ex by fucking her in front of him, then after she finished, grabbed him and fucked him. she packed her shit the next day and left with me.

>>725634553
When its rapey time

>>725634845
Thats pretty bisexual t

>>725634078
Told a girl who had formerly rejected me if she wanted a ride home from a dance where she was ditched by her Chad, she had to suck my dick.

She obliged, mascara running down her face in tears.

I pissed in her mouth.

Still left her there.

She didn't come back to school the rest of senior year.

had a girl beg me to breed her before. told her to make me a sandwich first

>>725634078

pissed in her mouth. made her thank me for it. had my dog lick her cunt.

>>725635091
did she swallow?

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>be me
>5 years ago in grade 11
>social studies class
>teacher always comes in a few minutes after bell rings
>I notice this one edgy-af chick roll up her sleeve to scratch her arm
>her arm is covered in horizontal scars
>zebraarm.png
>ff next day
>be talking with my friends on other side of the room near zebra-arm-girl
>being as obnoxious as possible
>she's visibly pissed off at me
>finally she says in a stern voice "anon if you don't go back to your desk I swear to god I will cut you"
>I smile and say "Oh you mean like how you cut yourself?"
>her face turns red and she starts shouting vulgarities at me with tears in the corner of her eyes
>friends and I go back to our desks
>mfw no one got in trouble

>>725634749
It got boring real fast. I felt like, "okay I conquered this one, what's next"

>>725634078
went from fingering her to shaking her dad's hand in 15 seconds

so much win in this bread

>>725635091
winrar

>>725635272
How convenient that she said the perfect words for you to come back at her like that without even having to think.

>>725635230
OP asked for alpha things, not beta things.

>>>/r9k/

is that way

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>>725634078
once a girl I knew have me a hug, she held on for a bit too long so I ended up hinting towards her letting go of me.
>she cheated on one of my good friends with another one of mu good friends + some randomers
maybe not alpha but at least I didn't get laid...
>mfw

Fucked a drummers wife off and on for 5 years.

Possibly impregnated her.

He's in a popular band with her father.

Her father is a local and South American celeb.

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>anal

no better way to enforce dominance

>chocked a girl during sex
I'm not really into it, but it was pretty funny.

>>725635558
my cousin stopped seeing a girl because she liked being choked, and he wasn't comfortable with it. and he's about as alpha as they get

>>725635439
I almost couldn't believe how perfect the opportunity was either. Also I'm pretty good at thinking on the fly and improvising when I'm in the right mood.

>>725634845
Please greentext fam.

>>725634078
Tipped my fedora.

>>725635769
/thread

>>725635242
One gulp before she realized it was pee. She screamed EEEEEWWWW! and pulled away. I told her to come back and finish if she really wanted a ride home. She let it run into her mouth while crying. Gagged a little and it got on her dress. She just collapsed into quivering sobs after that. My bladder was empty by then or I would've just continued pissing on her.

>>725635544
Is that your girl?

>>725634078
right clicked and saved image

>>725634078
kicked out a girl in the middle of the night because she was breathing loudly and i needed some sleep because it was sunday and i had to get to work monday morning, 07:30.

>>725635769
/thread

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>be me 18
>senior prom night, take gf
>go downtown Houston
>gay as fuck, bars but with soda, everyone just on their phones listening to nigger shit
>fuck this shit
>call up older friend
>'hey can i rent out your place for a night?'
>'fuck yeah dude have fun!'
>cruising down I10 with bae
>1972 monte carlo, high school restoration project (similar to pic)
>dodge an accident, pumped on adrenaline, still going
>hit up a car meet
>bunch of cop cars come from all directions busting people
>gtfo to freinds place
>share 18 pack,
>fuck like beasts on couch, then bed

I put my hand down my girlfriend's sister's pants while we were horsing around. She gasped and blushed. Started trembling but didn't stop me. Fingerfucked her to orgasm.

Later she told me that was the first time she ever felt her g-spot.

She ended up in therapy because she wouldn't stop hitting on me and I think became weirdly obsessed w/ me. Her Parents and my gf never ever imagine I did anything.

>>725635091
Pathetic

>>725636310
how old was she

>>725636459
>>725636310
also want to know

wife and I go atm pretty occasionally. With no hesitation...

I broke up with my very loving gf cause I just wasnt down. Unfortunately I had put up with her and reciprocated what she gave and showed me, so the break up was incredibly sad, but fuck it

>>725634078
Convinced her that I was into gangbangs.
>she literally fucks me and all of my friends
Then I literally never call her again.

>>725635712
are you talking to yourself anon?

>>725636924
fake and gay

>>725636459
>first time she ver felt her g-spot

you know how young she was...

>>725637138
sounds hawt

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I paid for a hand job at a Chinese massage parlor then married the hoe. True story

>>725634078
Is making a drunk lesbian rugby player a rotisserie with my best friend alpha or just a fucked up night?

Also it's kind of funny how lesbians have 2 reactions to getting drunk.

They either start to crave dick, or start man hating (probably cause they secretly crave dick).

Let my girl have sex with another man

Met with a female body builder with atleast twice my muscle mass off tinder and she rimmed me, during the fuck. Pretty alpha moment for a skinny dude

>>725637294
>the ultimate alpha

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I asked one out. Once.
She didn't realize I was asking her out on a date.

>>725635690
Why was he uncomfortable with it? I mean, it isn't a big deal. It is pretty funny actually.

>>725635769
/thread

>>725637195
yeah I saw you posting earlier

>>725637599
i dunno. she had huge tits. i'd have choked her for a chance to suck on dem tiddies

>>725637707
You should. It is weird to have her trust you so much that you have her life in your hands, and she craves it and becomes submissive, so why the hell wouldn't you do it?

I'm not proud of this one /b/ I'm really not, but I'm awkward and had no idea what to do.

>hanging out with gf naked on couch
>gf presses me for a threesome with another dude
>we've done some with girls but never dudes before
>I say no, but she reminds me fair is fair and I reluctantly agree but warn her that I won't deal with it well because she's my girl and I dont want other dudes around her
>fast forward we find a 3rd
>she rides me while she jerks him off
>she slowly gets off of me to let him have his turn
>I throw her off the bed and on to the floor and forcefully bend that faggot over and butt fuck him until I am about to cum
>gf sitting in corner crying naked not knowing what to do
>I blow the thickest load of cum ever into this dudes asshole he sobs gently in a frantic motion panicking because this was not the plan
>I make the dude leave, I don't even let him shit out my cum
>i look her dead in the face and in a very serious tone I say "no more threesomes with dudes"
>she nods in a timid manner as I grab a dirty towel and wipe my dick on it while walking into the bathroom to take a shower


Has not asked for one since.

Alpha as fuck.

>Break up with a girl because she had a contact named hentai-senpai

>Kick a girl out of my appartment because she breathes loudly and thats annoying

>Take a girl that lied to me about beeing on birth control to the netherlands to get an abortion, made her believe the abortion will save our relationship, dump her right after coming back home.

>Deflorate a girl, she says it hurt after 30 minutes - i think - fuck her even harder for like 3 minutes until i nut inside her. she cried.

>>725634078
I said hi to a girl once. Of course she didn't hear me, but I totally said it.

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>walk to the mall
>hanging out by myself because no friends
>some chick approaches me
>says she thinks I'm cute
>no idea what to say so say "thanks"
>"do you wanna come over to my place later?"
>to do what? kek
>"no thanks, I've autism to take out for a walk...I mean, I...I have a dog....I mean...HI!"
>she smiled and walked away
>kept my virginity where it belongs
the alpha part is that I spoke to a girl in this scenario, almost made my penis shoot cummies

>>725636680
I'm about to do the same thing... After 7 years of this

should I cheat on my girlfriend?

>>725638102
virgin detected.

>>725634078

Been flirting this girl for a month .
Eventually she told me we should be friends and see what happens in the future.

I told her no thanks , and she should text me if she changes her mind .
Next week I went to the bar I met her with another girl.

I never won her over , but I kept my dignity .
And that's alpha as fuck.

kissed a female
mom rejected me but our lips touched

>>725635360
stronk

>>725638270
Yes. Top genetics need to spread.

Took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend

>>725638602
>including the genetics of herpes and hiv

>>725638637
Greentext it please.

>>725637396
I wouldn't go that far, but not to have the feelings of control loss, jealousy and insecurity and treat her as a free person not a possession isn't that common in my experience.

It was a joint decision and either of us could have said no, plus we agreed the rules in advance. Went better than expected and achieved the objective.

Had my girl scale the drug for me

>>725636459
>>725636567
She was 15. My gf and I were 22.

>>725638810
brb ... fapping

>go to white castle at 2am for some early morning diarrhea
>counter is empty, go up and place my order
>twacked out meth head looking bitch in pajamas shoves my chick friend out of the way and starts screaming at the cashier
>starts throwing pickles behind the counter
>i tell her she needs to chill the fuck out
>she walks up and slaps me in the face
>i hit her with a walk of KO
>small town cops are always at this white castle
>they watched the whole thing unfold from outside in their cars
>they know this bitch by name
>they haul her off and tell me to enjoy my night.

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>>725634173
Damn, I never went to school.
I've cum in women's mouths but that's not as alpha as taking virginities, threesomes, have her lick your ass

>>725638997
taking virginity is overrated as fuck, anon, unless you're getting married. in that case, you didn't take her virginity. she fucking lied when she said you were the first.

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>>725638417
Bro fistbump for that anon.

I dirty Sanchezed one . Was so alpha

>>725635091
Bullshit

>>725639112
idk i fucked like 6 different chicks in high school age 14-17 and im pretty sure they were all virgins. it was terrible every time though.

>>725638602
noted

>>725639268
i'm tellin ya, anon... you WANT to stick your dick in crazy. you just should try really hard not to fall in love with crazy

>>725634473
Well, that's what you expect to receive when paying for sex.

>>725635360
He's fingered her before so

>>725635272
>I swear to god I will cut you
Things that no-one ever says out loud

>>friend got wasted at her own birthday party. >>started making out with another friend's girlfriend.
>>she took her pants off.
>>i ate that pussy.

>>725635690
I don't like it either and my first gf loved it. I'd choke her now

had plans to swing with another couple. we swapped and his girl starts sucking my dick. pretty soon im rubbing her clit and she's gagging on me, but it turns on out the other guy isn't even getting hard. i dont want her to notice and dry up so i start fucking her right away. his girl starts getting into it, moaning and eventually my gf crawls over and its just the three of us while he sits there holding his limp dick.

I almost talked to one, but as I was approaching her, she made eye contact and I got nervous and pretended I forgot my fedora and turned around. Fucking friendzoned again. Fucking sluts only like assholes.

>>725635091
>>725635272
>>725638102
edgy is not alpha

>>725638102
Lmao top kek

>>725639598
>>>i ate that pussy.
Why? Many dick had probably been inside that skank pussy before you'd stick your tongue in it.

>>725639812
Damn that's alpha as fuck. Did his girl enjoy it overall? What was it like having both please you while the other dude got nothing?

>>725640017
>>/r9k/

>Be senior in high school.
>Be 6'4", 7.5" cock
>Be really horny one day, grab 4/10 ugly skinny girl right in the middle of class by the hand and lead her into the bathroom.
>Proceed to fuck the shit out of her
>Don't want retarded looking babies so I pull out.
>Next day she begs me to fuck her again in front of everyone
>8/10 cutie pie over hears he bragging about my big cock and how she needs it again.
>Grab 8/10 girl, take her panties down.
>throw her in a low storage cabinet (It's home ec class)
>Fuck her in the cabinet with me halfway hanging out right in the middle of class
>Teacher comes over and asks if I need any help (She can't see the whole ordeal as it's obstructed by the doors)
>Tell her nah I'm good
>Cum inside 8/10 girls pussy

And that's what started me fucking every fuckable girl in my school.

>>725640981
Did you fuck any 5'0 or so girls? Height diffrences are based.

>>725640981
Post dick with time stamp nigger. I don't beleve you

>>725634078
Threesome with me in charge. That was fun.

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>>725634078
killed her

Fake and gay

>>725641840
What stuff did you order them to do?

>Got drunk with a chick
>fucked her and creampied
>beat her up
>wake up next morning with her
>she tells me what happend
>dont care
>she sucks my dick
>tells me her jaw is sore from punching her lastnight
>kek
>cum down her throat
>she goes home and I never went to jail

>>725634078drunken night....hot petite cutie says "you can do whatever u want to me"....she was 17....so i put her to bed and left her alone....

>>725635712
I was making fun of your bullshit story since you seem to be delusional.

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>>725642489
very kind of you anon. have a rare pepe for your good deed

I killed a woman. Top that.

>>725638273
>>725640110
you 2 are retards

>>725642822
Sold her some shitty meth?

>>725635769
/thread

>>725635769
/thread

>>725642997
Alpha

>>725642997
Knew a guy that bought a ounce of drywall dust thinking he was buying meth

Break up with GF and then go on 2 tinder dates in one night. The second ended in sex.

>>725642740
You mind if I save this?

>>725634078
Forced Oral cream pie

>>725634827

>exhaled audibly through my nose

thanks man I needed that

Asked a girl to go to prom with me. she said no.

>be me
>dating this not-until-marriage chick
>would still suck me off but no intercourse
>we're meeting her mother for dinner in an hour
>her mother is all proud of her for staying a virgin
>I get out of the shower with my towel around my waist
>she's sitting on my bed
>takes my towel off and starts sucking my dick
>I'm finger-bombing her
>time_to_fuck.exe
>we have the hottest sex ever
>she's fucking loving it
>I blow my load all over her butt
>meeting her mother in like 30 minutes
>just enough time
>we fuck a second time
>10 minutes until we have to meet her mom for dinner
>throw on our clothes
>race over there
>a little late
>a lot disheveled
>hair all a mess
>her mom knows
>she's kind of a cunt so idc
>was the most satisfying dinner ever

>2006
>Be me
>Mom wondering why computer so slow
>she runs a scan that finds all search history despite it being deleted
>im sitting on the couch beside her
> "anal creampie?" "anal fisting?"
> "ANON WAS THIS YOU."
>Yeah, so what?
>Lose computer privilege for eternity

>>725636249
fucking awesome

A girl asked me to hold her seat in the library while she went to the bathroom.

I wonder if she still thinks about me...

Ask her out.
Okay I didn't yet but I'm going to.

>>725634078
>Be me
>years ago
> Girl had rejected me.
> because im chubby
> Said to me: "Youre fat as fuck"
> Girl fuck every ashole in Town
> two years later
> I lost weight, get fit
> her Beauty is gone and she gained a lots of weight!
> Now she tried to get me
> i refuse and say:
"Sorry Honey, but youre FAT AS FUCK!"

> She starts crying and leave
> I never saw her again.

>>725638201
too cringy to be fake you fucking autist-lord

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>be a few years ago
>still have gf at the time
>things are going fairly well, we really connected, etc
>she eventually moves in with me
>brings her pet german shepherd with her
>not a bad-natured dog or anything like that, just really noisy and it shits everywhere
>i'm usually the one cleaning up the shits in my yard, too
>start to get annoyed with her and the dog always being there
>whatever, try to move on
>fast forward a few months
>come home from work one afternoon to find her on all fours in the livingroom being ploughed by her dog
>she looks up and sees me, her expression changes from one of being in the moment to one of deep regret
>i can tell she feels bad about what she's done to me, but she's still not stopping
>i walk into my room, open up my wardrobe and take out a little .22 pistol I had in there at the time
>i then take my phone out and ready the camera
>i walk back into the living room, her and the dog are still going
>she's still got this regretful, sorrowful look, but again, still isn't stopping, either
>i just calmly smile at her then quickly aim my phone at her
>i think she must have thought i was into it or something, because she seemed to go back to her original expression as i took a couple of snaps
>i then moved beside them, drew my pistol and shot the dog through the head
>she immediately lets out a very loud shriek
>she starts screaming at me about how i'm a monster, i'm going to prison, all that sort of shit
>i calmly say something roughly to the effect of, "fine, go ahead; call the cops. take me to jail. make it public knowledge that you've had a dead dog's penis inside you. i'll be out in a couple of years, but that shit will follow you around until your dying day."
>she realises i've really got her against the ropes now
>i break up with her and use the pics and events as leverage to make her move out
>still occasionally use it to extort blowjobs from her

>Took my girl out to get a fancy dinner
>Shit was expensive
>Said "Fuck it, my girls worth it"
>Told her she would get a large drink and fries with her meal
>She looked at me and smiled

Shit was so cash.

>>725647694
I masturbated to this story and its sweet sweet karma

>>725638102
Holly shit.... if this is ever happens to me, I just might have to do this. I think.... I think you win.

I looked into a girls eyes once... It was intense.

>>725648960
>>be careful of girls with huge male dogs lmfao
because i believe a good 75% of them have sex with them
>>small dogs are no exception as its easier to hide
>>post images?! that sound hot

>>725635769
/thread

>>725642211
but why'd you punch her

>>725649429
Sorry, can't do that. If they ever went public, not only would I be screwed, but even if I wasn't, they would lose their blackmail value. I've been getting occasional blowjobs off her for probably about 3 or so years now. Even funnier still she's got another boyfriend now and she tells me it's getting serious. Judging by the way she's adapted to me turning her into a quasi-slave, I dare say she hasn't lost her ways and is probably doing the same shit to the poor bastard she's currently with.

>Hooked up with this chick a few months ago
>Curvy redhead, cute face, nice tits
>No condoms in sight, but she says she doesn't want any cum in her
>lolokay.jpg
>fuck her for almost an hour
>feel myself starting to get close
>really want to creampie this bitch
>lightbulb.png
>"Where do you want me to cum?"
>while still fucking her
>closes her eyes
>leans her head back
>"wherever you want, anon"
>go balls deep and paint that bitches insides white
Technically, I got permission.

>>725650038
creampie is still so FUCKING CASH!
I loved to creampied my gf.

>>725634078
fucked a girl with a boyfriend. she left him one day. came to me in tears. we went one of my friends. we told her not to give a fuck. she didn't give a fuck anymore instantly.
2 months later she left me for another guy. i couldn't sleep for 3 days until i broke into tears.
could sleep again.
wanted to meet her just so i can cry in her shoulders. she said we can still be friends.
didn't give a fuck anymore. the crying in her shoulders somehow cured me and i never wanted her back.

>>725634078
I killed a man

>>725650429
Let me guess: In Reno?

>>725650522
Just to watch him die.

>>725634078
>in toxic relationship with girlfriend
>take a "break" from her and our relationship
>hit up girl to come over and fuck
>she ubers to me
>fucks twice, her ex calls during second time
>keep fucking her while she's on the phone
>months later, ex and girl i fucked become best friends
>watch their friendship grow through social media
>she tells ex that she fucked me, they fight
>i still talk to both of them

>>725650231
She didn't seem that pissed when it happened, just excused herself to the bathroom. We chatted a bit before I left, she said she was open to doing it again. But then she hasn't returned my calls since.
Still worth it.

>>725650018
i need me a sex slave lmfao
>>now i know youre not bullshitting
>>that poor dog-cucked bastard

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Sexted my ex-girlfriend and her best friend at the same time with the same pics while they were living together in connecting rooms.

>>725651008
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the most, how satisfied were you?

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>>725638602
>Mfw he's a sand nigger.

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>>725634078
I had one visit my dorm room in college twice. She just wanted to talk. It was kind of messy, and she acted like a mom about it. The next time she came over, it was much cleaner, but she never came over again after that, and soon after, stopped talking to me entirely. I think it was the oppai mousepad or possibly the posters that turned her off.

I still miss her.

>>725651105
I'll be honest, I don't even take that much sexual pleasure in doing this to her. I just like hurting her.

>>725651151
Solid 8, minimum.

>>725634078
Made her drink my piss.

>>725651230
lol who said anything about pleasure;
>>i must be a sicko because i think im a huge sadist

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>>725651319
Always thought it'd be at least an 8.
>tfw only ever blown in women's mouths
>tfw never rawdogged the pussy, only ever condoms

She complained it hurt, so I pushed her head down and did anal instead.

>>725634078
Make them carry my seed.

i'm 24 and my gf is a married 35 yo with two kids and a husband. pretty good woman. lot of value in this relationship. mothers have much more to offer. very stable, she didn't even leave her husband yet. her husband even knows it. he's 45.
they don't talk alot, they are more like very good friends who function very well together in daily life. they live in a village on the countryside.
best relationship i ever had. young girls are mentally unstable as fuck and they don't have much to offer unless youth. most young girls aren't even in good shape.
i'm still the dominant partner in this relationship. but she can compete with me. i like to be dominated (not abused). it gives me the best boner, when i don't have control over the woman.

>>725651599
you masochists make me sick

left her on open

>>725651427
I'm meeting another chick for a hookup next week. We've been chatting for a few days but our schedules haven't lined up well. She's already told me that she loves creampies, and that "anal is fuuuun". I think I'm going to see if I can take a full lap and blow one load in her mouth, one in her pussy, and one up her ass.

>>725651706
dominant doesn't mean pain. dominant means you do what you want, you take what you want. she's extremely soft and emotional. very very feminine. but she is self-confident.
still submissive. not sure what's wrong with me, i even dominated my mother.
being too dominant as a man is not healthy though, because you have to give up control to enjoy sex.
i might be able to game young girls very very easy but i get pissed of very hard when they are passive. like a dog who waits for commands. i want a partner, not a slave. if i want to be a boss, i want to get paid.

>>725651599
Noice

Pissed in her mouth

>>725635769
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>Have 9.5/10 gf
>Shes never gotten dicked down
>Parents divorced, at dads house, Nobody at my moms
>Ask if she wants to go to my moms and hangout
>She do
>Fuck her 2 times in step-dads bed
>Room smelled like sex
>He knows
>Idgaf

>>725652052
Doesn't sound like she'd be averse to it. I hope it goes well for you.

>>725635439
People line that shit up all the time though. How do you not see it? Do you never leave your house or something?

>>725652330
if i'd be your stepdad i'd fuck your mom in your bed and jerk on your pillow.

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>>725634078
Murdered and ate my first wife, told my second wife about but she wants my dick so bad she deals with it. Tell her I'll strangle eat her someday too. She gets off to it but pretends to cry.

>>725634078
Bought her flowers but she laughed and didn't even take it from me. The whole lunchroom was giggling. I hope Monica gets raped in all holes.

I met a chick at a bar and went eventually went next door to a "spa" to fuck- you could rent a hot tub...fucked her all over that room...finally pounding her from behind stick my thumb in her ass "oooh...you found my weak spot" - proceed to fuck her ass (no lube just pussy juice and sweat) pound her ass but good...go to blow pull out and shoot all over her face...she licks my cock clean with nary a qualm...first and only ass-to-mouth ever done...twas nice....

Once had a fuck buddy- or a fuck toy more like it- that would literally just let me use her anyway I wanted as much as wanted. Would just email to arrange time- would go over - she would be waiting all dolled up in lingerie- go into her room and proceed to destroy her anyway I wanted for hours...eventually just get up and leave...no real chit chat no phone calls after no request for socializing or anything...just meet fuck and go...this lasted for a couple of years until on time went just a little too aggro on the degradation and selfish takings and she started to cry at the end a bit...gave her a tissue and left...that was the last time.

>>725635544
Meh. Overrated.

>>725634078
Strangled a girl until she passed out twitching and spasming while fucking her missionary style.
Came buckets watching her eyes cross and roll back in her head while she hung her tongue out and drooled.
A year later I married her..., still married 4 years later.
True story.

>>725634078
does it count having a hot obedient fucktoy that let you blow past all safewords and limits without question?

>>725634078
we were fucking, picked her up and fucked her mid air, she loved it and was like holy shit didnt know you where that strong

>>725652897

>pretends to cry

>>725652422
I know for sure she's up for mouth and pussy. I can't say for sure if she's up for taking a load up the ass, but I find it hard to imagine with everything else. My only concern is stamina. I usually last a while, so I don't know if I'll have time to get three shots off.

Resting on the couch, thought I'd be clever slapping her on the backside. She was in her underwear so she was basically asking for it. End up completely missing her cheek and hit her leg instead, look like a complete twat. Broke up with me a few days later.

>>725653065
Mmmmm. Go on.

>>725634078
At my prom after party this 8/10 in my psych class comes up to me drunk when I was talking to my friends and says she always thought I was really cute and wants to hook up. I ask if she will give me a blowjob and she was pretty stunned and said no. Then I asked if she would give me a handjob. Shes really embarrassed at this point because all my friends were watching this laughing, but she says yes. I take her by the hand to her car and proceed to hook up and get a handjob.

She got back at me by telling people I have a small dick.

Kissed 2 girls last night, got them both naked (together) but was only able to fuck one.

>>725652990
this is relevant to my interests.

>be me, 21
>have steady gf ~2 years
>fucking her from behind
>see something weird in her buttcrack
>I've never seen this before
>go in closer
>it's a little piece of brown toilet paper stuck
>start to go soft so really start pounding her
>she starts going buck wild
>can't unsee the dingleberry
>finish off
>Anon, that was the best. Why don't you always fuck me like that?
>Because I decided halfway through that we're done
>What?
>I think we should start seeing other people

She left, bewildered, attempted to get back together. I stood firm.

Never look back, brothers.

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>>725651427
you gonna like this one, differnet anon:

> be 27, left my last relationship 4 month ago
> find a girl on POF, 19 ok figure, no up close pictures
> text her, tell her I would like to see her
> she is a redhead (the half blonde and pale ones) and is pretty good looking which Im super into
>jackpot.gif
>go on a few dates, sleep over at her place once without wanting to push things.
> sleep over a second time, touching in the morning, grinding up on her. Feeling her breasts, they are bigger than what my hands can grab around
> with a devilishly grin on my face "may I kiss you?"
> "yes" = first kiss
> grinding, stroking her, kissing her. make clear that I'm interested in something serious, panties drop
> ask her what phase of her cycle she is at "day 12", thinking holy shit, I could get her pregnant, but I don't have a condom on me, but I need to do this and this chick im ok with impregnating.
> "I guess we should be save then. Don't need to worry I'm clean"
> feel her up, damn such a smooth silk pussy, and an inie aswell. Really fucking wet
> My dick surpased diamonds in hardness
> grind my dick along her slit
> dick just slides in that wet godlike hole, no force necessary
> fuck her a bit, only in missionary, it feels so good.
> "I'm gonna cum soon" She is into it and says nothing
> cum right into her pussy and pump her deep, draining my balls all the way.

Almost a year later and I still am together with this hot angel, asides from a few acne scars, she has a fine face and nice blue eyes. I don't have nudes, but bodily it's pretty close to this pic

>>725653149
Why not just do it on three separate occasions?

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>>725634078
> be tutor senior year of college
>tutor highschool senior
> she comes to my home for tutoriing
>start affair with her
>multiple times fucked highschool girl and GF in same night
> one night, bareback highschool girl in ass. GF gets home, sucks highschool girl's assfuck off my dick

cont?

>>725635315
You lack imagination. You were clearly not a match. A good submissive girl will do things you can only dream of, but if you don't dream you fail. You fail her, you fail yourself. You sir, are a failure.

>>725653882
I could. But I want to try to do it on one.

>>725653910
>cont?
no

>>725653627
Does she live in an alternative universe too?

>>725653627
You're right: I did like that story.
Did she ever fall pregnant to you?

>>725654033
Agreed

>>725654033
Cunt

>>725634078
She was my gf wore some crazy low cut party dress and her hair was combed back hard. After a party night she said I'm too controlled, should let my freak out without judgement. I fucked her in every room, went full somewhere-mouth-somewhere and at the end I slapped her ass really burning red and gave her a final yellow shower in the bath tub, where it mixed with cum from before and she was clearing trying to catch some of the mix it with her tongue She didn't talk to me for one day, and then said that she totally enjoyed it and probably came so often she could count. Three month later we broke up because she couldn't deal with the fact that she "revealed" that she was too much on the receiving end and it changed our dynamic. The feared I could ask for more crazy shit and she had to refuse. Four month later we had rebound sex while some drunk girlfriend watched and then totally eat her out. Never got really over that time.

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>>725654023
Dare to dream, anon. Dare to dream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoszYPyWkZY

>>725653910
>cont?
Dear god, yes!

>>725634078
Burned the shit out of her with a cigarette, then took her into the mall bathroom and fucked the shit out of her.
Raped same girl, she enjoyed it once she knew it happened
We are engaged

>>725635091
Being a psychotic prick isn't alpha, you edgy fag.

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>>725635360

>>725634078
Hnnnngh! Hoooaaarrgh! Uuuuuooooaaargh! Aahhhhh!

>The schwanz grows erect for the Asian waifu
>It is inserted into the butt, and the anus, and then thrust vigorusly into her

Ooooohhhhh yeeeeeaaaahhhH! (in the voice of the Kool Aid man having the powreful ograsm)

>The rich and creamy seamin is majestically edgeaculated into her pooper
>It penetrates with power and goes through the intestines and into the womb
>The Asian waifu is pragnated
>She shoots fifty kittens out of her vagina
>They meow cutely and know kung fu from birth, making them into master ninjas
>I defecate regally

Ahhhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^

>>725653547
>my man.

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>>725653910
>GF claims to be bi
>Get idea
> Talk to student about it
>Get GF drunk, GF drove.
>Oh no! I'm too drunk to drive.
> Student picks us up
> "Come in for a drink with us"
> Student starts touching GG's leg and shoulder
> Three some with highschool student and GF
> Convince GF threesome was her drunken idea
Mfw she had never been with a girl before that or after that and felt awful because she though it lessoned our relationship but I didn't give a shit cause a ginger and a blonde slobbed my knob together.

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>>725654045
no, she was just pretty introverted and didn't talk much in the beginning, but that was what I was looking for, after a failed relationship with an ecxtroverted girl.

>>725654101
nah, turned out, she was on the pill but didn't tell me beforehand.

We have an agreement, that i don't post pics of her here and that we dont make any nudes of her, so i only have a look a like folder
Longer hair than this chick and less trashy

Why don't you be an asshole then>>725640017

lost virginity with my sister when we were 13

>>725654312
It's not rape if she enjoyed it. Where do you live so I can do the same to her.

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>>725654702

>>725654010
>>725654670

>>725634078
Told a girl I met that work as a prison officer, she was instantly into me and was under the impression I fight murderers on a daily basis, I went back to her place and fucked her.
She thought I was some badass officer, in reality I play pool most days and have very few issues.

gf wasnt behaving so i threw her out in the middle of the night

>>725640981
yeah i think i watched that hentai too faggot

>>725638102
If you had said you'd done it to him while going, "GOOSH GOOSH! GOOSH GOOSH!" that would have just been the icing on the cake.

>>725650768

This was a good thread

>>725654863
>a guy who looks up other guys assholes for contraband

IMPRESSIVE

>>725650018
Did she get a new dog?

>>725634173
Kek

>>725644306
thats not alpha, thats just desperate

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>>725654843
thank you, hope I could pay you guys back a bit for all the loads I have found here in the years.

no piercing and more red hair.
Oh yeah, her boobs turned out to be D-DD.

>>725634845
Gay.

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>>725634827
Haha Reminded me of this from the old days

>>725655318
Funny you should ask, I don't really know. Once she moved out and was no longer a big part of my life I was intent on keeping it that way; so I never asked. Plus I figured I'd done enough damage regarding the first one, probably won't mention dogs to her again. I'm not that mean. Besides, I'm getting what I want from her, so I don't want to go rocking the boat too much. I might have her by the ovaries, but she's still fucking crazy. Who knows what she'd really be capable of if I backed her into a corner?

>>725638102
>Alpha as fuck.
you fucked a guys ass and came. thats homo anon

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>>725634845
Actually the way you tell that story makes it sound more like you packed his shit.

>>725635544
Check this derail.

Do guys really have a gigantic problem with hairy assholes?

>>725655603
Damn I have got to get into better shape.

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>>725656054
good one man! whew!

>>725636249
>dodge an accident
>just your average day in Houston, TX
Fucking madmen, the lot of you. I actually took the long way around the entire city JUST to avoid Houston drivers. For fucks sake, theres not an ounce of self preservation in that entire goddamn city.

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>>725656054
Go back to 2005

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>>725656309
But in a city the size of Houston, there's always traffic.

>>725656583
Don't act like you didn't lap that shit up.

well luckily that was 10 years ago and I never got any repercussions, but here goes:

> be at concert of my favorit band (Die Ärzte) on a festival with my buddy
> second row behind some average chicks
> lots of preasure from behind
> no boner, what are you doing! was a 16yo kissless virgin back then, and pretty ugly looking
> well we stood there a few hours, dehydrated in the hot summer and sweaty
>litterally grind my boner between this one chicks ass cheeks
> she turns around with a doubtful look
> oh shit what have I done, prettend to have done nothing
> concert still went a few hours, buddy gets into a conversation with the hotter of the two (the other one)
> he is unaware of what had happened, invites them to eat with us
>we were in a big group, so they came along, we talked a bit, but I had no clue how to talk to girls and my buddy (who later turned out to be gay) also didnt start anything, so they got bored at soem point and left.

Is it alpha to get away with sexually molesting an underage girl?

got black out drunk and at 3 a.m responded to the text from a girl who sober me had ignored earlier in the night. she comes over and i roughly fuck her senseless. i cum in her mouth and she attempts to get touchy feely while i no longer want her, having already blown my load. she attempts to say how she really likes me and i apparently call her a faggot and have her walk home at 5 in the morning through a rough, crime infested area of the city. never felt particularly bad about it.

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>>725656591
I didn't say traffic. I said "drivers".
Born and raised in Austin, and Houston drivers have THE WORST reputation out of any drivers in this state. I literally almost had an 18 wheeler t-bone me at a stoplight. My light was green, his was red, and the damn intersection had a sign saying "no right turn on red". AN 18-WHEELER FOR FUCKS SAKE.

>be me 15
>dating first gf (I know I waited a long time)
>she breaks up with me
>wasntevenmad.png
>ff winter break
>on vacation cruise (invited im not a richfag)
>get text message
>from ex gf
>"anon I'm trying to get with this guy but he won't dick me"
>fucking beta
>ask her why I care
>she replies "I just need some dick for Christmas"
>since I wasn't there to provide I decide to take the most alpha approach I can
>tell her she missed her shot with me then send dick pic telling her to fuck off

she doesn't message me anymore
not posting dick pics bc not gay

>>725634078
>go to uni
>meet girl
>she has like a stalker-kinda-fedora-kinda-rapey-maybe-ex-maybe-perma-orbiter guy
>she's like 4/10
>I got nowhere to be, whatever
>make out
>this goes on for a couple weeks
>her creepy stalker harasses me
>mention him to her, she says don't be mean because he has cancer
>lmao internally
>finger her in her car
>gross
>hanging out a couple days later, she calls me desperate
>oh really bitch?
>dropped her
>laugh about it with social circle at the bar

my girlfriend talked back to me

i punched her out cold, pissed on her then emptied her purse and stole all her money.

u mad femenists?

>>725635805
dude you're a fucking psychopath. Not alpha at all? KEK

>>725657159
I know. Forget it.

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>>725635091
Unlikely that it actually happened, but funny if it did.

>>725634500
you gotta be a newfriend

>>725634078
while fucking her i started fingering her ass and i told her i was going to fuck her cute asshole next. i lubricated it with some spit and fucked the tightest thing ever. it was great being alpha.

i later asked her how come she let me do it, and she said it was because the way i told her i was going to do it turned her on so much and she wanted to please me. it was her first time doing anal, but not her last. (wink, wink)

>>725655803
If you ever grow tired of her or the things ending for whatever reason, promise /b/ you'll gift her a German shepherd pup as a parting gift.

>>725654351
>>725640110
You guys are gay. Why even come to 4chan if edgy shit bothers you so much? Just fuck off back to Facebook or Twitter.

>>725634078
>Fucking girl
>Stop mid-intercourse, she wasn't in to it from what i could tell
>Accidentally continue to flirts with her post intercourse
>Fucks her friend.
>Girl goes nuts
>Calls me up tells me we have to talk
>Meet up mfw she's mad af,I barely know this fucker.
>I'm throwing party, tell her I'm really sorry i hurt her, would enjoy if she came
>Crazy hoe enters my home threatens to brake stuff
>DO EET
>Crazy hoe thinks we're in the same league tells me how 'special' i am. fucking kek
>This bitch won't leave me alone, all i've been is nice to her
>Minglin, partying it up, trying to ignore crazy bitch
>Thinks she's getting back at me by not saying goodbye.
>She loses big time, our eyes catches each other while she laves, I'm all up on this other girl, but not overtly so
>Fucks third girl
>Mfw i know she found out later on.

This thread is lame so i don't think any one reads this.. But any way. Crazy hoe watched me own her ass repeatedly.

> Winter break, junior year of college
> Some friends planning bar crawl for our high school grad class since everyone's home
> One girl I dated for a few months in senior year texts me a few days before, asks if I'm going.
I was pretty upset when she broke up with me back then. She dated some douche from another school for about a year after. I didn't see or talk to her at all in college even though we were at the same school.
> Tell her I was planning to go

> Night of bar crawl
> Meet up with everyone at fourth bar out of seven planned stops
> Bar crawl ends, a bunch of us end up at one kid's house around 1:30. Girl has been following me around pretty much all night at this point. We're both pretty coherent still.
> Girl invites me back to her place
> Continue drinking, talk for a bit
> I go outside for a smoke
> Come back in and she's changing clothes
> Boner engaged
> Walk up behind her and whisper "I want to fuck you"
> She tries to act shy and innocent
> I persist
> She says she's on her period
> Like I give a fuck
> Carry her to bed
> Just enough alcohol in my blood to desensitize me a bit without having whiskey dick so I'm fucking her like there's no tomorrow
> Every time we finish she begs to go again. Stay up fucking until 5am
> Go through 12-pack of condoms
> Make a huge mess in her bed
> Get up around 10 am, famished from a long night of love-making
> She wants to shower
> I join and we fuck again
> Go to wawa
> Go home and sleep for 12 hours

We hooked up again about a week later on New Year's Eve. She left for India for a month after that and probably plowed a bunch of dudes while she was there. When she came home I didn't answer her texts. Felt good.

>>725634078
spill some "ingredients" in my sisters drink.
after she falls asleep.
we play....... together

>>725654010
This so much. I haven't found one that's open to quite everything I can think of, but pretty damn close. Lots of fun

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>>725646605
how are you currently posting?

>>725635769
\..\thread

>>725654023
how do you talk about anal and creampies and shit before you have fucked her or even been with her

this is what I don't get

>>725635769
Did you say M'lady ?

ALSO

/Thread

>>725658423
Are you 12. Do you really consider that to belong in an Alpha thread? Did you read the other stories and seriously think yours comparable

>>725652990
short but underrated.

>>725634078
>>Go on hit me anon I can take it haha!
>>Backhand her
>>Oooh I wasn't expecting that.

>>725634078
A long time ago, my now wife and I had broken up. In the interim I dated another girl named Natalie for around a year. One night, Natalie made a comment about how she wanted to kick my now wife's ass. When I asked her why, her response was "because she had you first".

I flew off the handle telling her stuff like what I would do if she ever touched her and even took out a picture of my ex that I had hidden in my wallet, tossed it down in front of her, and told her that I never loved her (Natalie) and that every time I ever said I loved her, I was saying it to my ex. Needless to say, Natalie was in shambles. I made her get a ride from my house, because I didn't want her in my car.

After that, my ex and I got back together, ended up married, bought a house, had a couple of kids. My wife is the only girl I ever really loved, and somehow we managed to end up together and I couldn't be happier. I lucked out and ended up with a great girl and a good life. Feels good /b/ros.

>>725656102
No

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Most alpha thing, I'm currently in college and my GF has given me permission to fuck other girls. She says some BS about my needs and how she can't fulfill them while I'm at school. Would probably never do that, but damn did it make me feel alpha as fuck when she said it.

And no, I asked if she wanted the same freedom and she said I was enough

>>725634078
Flipped her the bird. She was offended told her not to worry I am just showing the finger I am going to use later.

>never used that finger
>got a bj though

>>725634078
Fucked a 23 yo lady for 15 hours. She said that was the best sex of her life. She came more than 10 times. Also, she was a "clean woman", not a hooker or prostitute. I was 21 at that time. (I know that no one is going to believe me, i don't care)

>>725655312
We don't do that in the UK.
But yeah, I've had to full search my fair share of prisoners and have seen almost as many dicks, balls and assholes as the same 3 people making trap threads across 4chan.

>>725634078
>stuck a finger in ass during sex without asking
>anal without asking
>force deep-throat (it didn't fit) without asking
try a rape fantasy so hard that she literally got scared then i had to stop bc i almost came

that's with different girls.

once with a hooker i came in her mouth and made her swallow, also without asking

once i banged 1 girl in at noon and another 10 hours later

one girl i broke up with showed up at my house unnanounced trying to have sex with me, but i had a different girl i just banged in my bedroom

>>725659326
>she said I was enough
yeah...., that will last...., sure thing.

>>725659400
Also, if anyone needs advice or have questions i really want to help you anons.

>>725659420
>have seen almost as many dicks, balls and assholes as the same 3 people making trap threads across 4chan.

kek'd

>>725634553
Thats call rape

>>725659509
hey, I don't really care about it lasting. Women are a dime a dozen, just feels good man

>>725638810
hhnnnngggg

>>725659400
>Fucked a 23 yo lady
>I was 21 at that time
One of those 2 things is a lie.
Only a high school kid thinks someone 3 years older than tem is a "lady".