Waifu claiming thread: Misaki Gets Called a School Shooter by his Dad Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP out of the thread. Take it elsewhere if it gets lewd.
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
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stop being gay
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Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
are you thinking of yuuki?
We aren't thinking of the same person. Sorry Ruri.
>Lol I have Shiro on discord and see yuuko here every other 3 days
Deadman Wonderland Shiro, yeah, I know he's around.
>see yuuko here every other 3 days
You just don't know who OG Yuuko is.
Grandmother's. It's a place to stay and get ready for work at so it'll do.
Sounds like a long day that's for sure
But at least it's almost the weekend
You sound like a spokesman for them.
Of course I'm not at home though.
I can only wish.
What are you up to?
I'm not a spokesperson! two family members work for them, and that's their work schedule to deal with it!
even one of the VPs of a department is on wireguard tonight
I think you're good, rem <3
Nice bake, someone's gotta do it.
I wonder why your composition teacher turned like she did. Usually they're pretty consistent one way or another, and you know what to expect. At least you know it's not just you.
Can't say I understand where your dad's coming from with that logic, but hell, if it's your guns, your money, you get to do what you want with it.
I also think you're good カラミチーマス
Among Other Thoughts
Is that the Triforce?
Wait is this Rory or Ruri?
Besides jerking off, writing a paper and fighting the urge to drink?
Ah, it's nothing terribly serious, but if she's serious about this newest essay grade she can take a flying leap. She merely gave my outline back with an F which plummeted my grade to a 76%. I am worried about the final essay.
Well, it's not all my money. And not all my involvement. I can pay for most of it, but I still need him to sign for a lower (fucking BAFTE lol)
What's spring break like for you?
Thanks, you seem good yourself.
Stealing my カラミチーマス isn't nice
Fighting the urge to punch my wall.
I get that but the last part sound like something I've heard from them.
It's a lot of people to help though.
Certainly looks like one. I was watching someone playing zelda so it seemed appropriate. I have no idea why it's in the picture though.
I'm only good if I make someone smile today!
it is, I think they were saying something like 40k residences all over the palm. it's a lot of work for them to get done, I hope they pull it off soon though <3 being without power sucks!
I'm great! how are you?
That's wonderful to hear, I am pretty great myself as well.
Yeah, gotta roll with the punches I suppose. Getting back home will feel nice once the power's back on. Next week is when things will get fun for me since the end of March is the midpoint of our fiscal year- a lot of deadlines to meet before then, but there's a short lull in April at least. Might take a vacation day or two to recharge while I'm at it.
>fighting the urge to drink
I'd drink to that. Sounds like the final essay is weighted heavily for that class? I guess your dad still has some say in things after all then. That'll just make it better when you're doing it all on your own, on your own terms.
Spring break here will be another workweek, though some people will be off because of family/kids. June is when I'll be taking some time off, and probably again closer to the holidays too. In a couple of years I'll probably turn into one of the ones taking off to do stuff with the kiddo.
I mean as long as i have some where to go it's fine
How come you don't claim a waifu anon?
Next week will be fun for me as well, but actually fun not full of a lot of work.
Since next week is when the tourney starts. Plus my birthday is next Friday so that'll be nice.
I hear you.
Maybe something a little easier than whiskey would be nice for a more inexperienced drinker.
The essays are worth 50% of the grade and the outlines are included in this grade. Failing an outline, therefore, is almost worth as much as an entire paper.
Well, at least you're keeping busy. It's another quiet week here. Like I said to love-anon I wished I had gotten the number of this nerdy girl in my spanish class but she was taken and I didn't feel like pressing any further.
You shouldn't need to make others smile to feel good.
My waifu is toughest waifu
And yes, I see the baby hands
I wish I could give you the biggest one ever, love <3
I don't necessarily need it to feel good, but holy moly I love making people smile! people are great, and all of you are!
You're good either way.
Or you know. Run up to some one, do a cork screw spin, and kick them.
You should picka loving waifu then!
Like Juvia, but not Juvia cause she's mine
Best kind of fun, I remember you said your birthday was somewhere around the tournament. I'm looking forward to all of the upsets as always. If I find a bit of time I'll fill out a bracket for the hell of it too. Got anything planned for the birthday?
Whatever works for you, or I can just drink an extra shot on your behalf. The workload is job security at the very least. Our executive management is about to change next month, which could be really good, or really bad. Based on who we've had over the last couple of years, I'm leaning more towards bad.
That outline is weighted far too heavily, I'm sure the justification is that because it's a 'composition' class, it needs to be done like that, but you know that for yourself, they're not worth nearly that much elsewhere.
If you had pressed the issue with that nerdy girl, I would have advised you to look elsewhere. Shit isn't worth it when someone's already taken.
To hell with it, I'm gonna grab some JD right now.
Dude, college is BS 100%. My folks still won't stop giving me crap over it because I want to go to a tech school instead of writing papers for another 2 years plus grad school.
And she was cute, but I really have nothing to say once I hear 'I have a boyfriend' other than "okay". Not a huge fan of adultery tbh.
You should fill out a bracket. I'd like to see it.
Isolate myself and watch the tournament till the games end then go watch anime.
Well who is your waifu?
You don't have to call me miss, anon. How are you?
>There were some nice edits last year around this time, remember the bus and all the group photos. It was nice to finally get included, I finally felt like I was accepted somewhere.
Need to stop coming back here.
Haha, all I got is some aquavit, but I'll knock a shot back here at my end with you. It'll help me sleep even better than I usually do.
It's a tough sell to parents when their kids don't shoot for the stars. At least at first anyhow. Once they see that you're gonna turn out fine and that you're doing well for yourself further down the line, all that mellows out and goes away. Or at least it did for my parents. They initially gave me a hard time for bowing out of med school when I did, but I'm making good money, moving up in my career, and am pretty much the finance arm of my family, so all of that stopped pretty quickly.
That kinda sounds like Week 1 of NFL season for me- BBQ, watch all the games, and then vidya for the rest of the night to go over the games with the brother and some friends.
Well can i have a hint?
Do i know who it is?
How are you Smugs?
That'll basically be this next week for me. Starting sunday it's full CBB mode for me
I wish I could love you forever!
Shinoa is such a brilliant waifu.
Not quite as edgy as being labeled a school shooter I can tell you.
PLEASE JOIN ME I DRANK SOME BOURBON AND IT BURNS LIKE A BITCH
"anon, go to medical school like your father and I"
'no mom and dad, I'm sick of school, I want honest work'
The sad thing is I know ten potential school shooters.
Hell, in that case it's almost like a week-long birthday celebration, with day 1 of the actual tournament being the highlight. I'd ask if you had plans for this weekend, but the utility company already decided that.
Already took my shot in support of you. My response and reasoning at the time was similar, with the added wrinkle of wanting honest work before my 30s, less debt, and being able to move my relationship along. All 3 turned out fine for me.
You could always find a new waifu although i understand not wanting to
Kind of. Honestly I'm already ready
And i do actually I'll be hanging With some friends. Just not at my house.
>tmw you'll never get to be in a /waifu/ group pic ;-;
Wow. That's more than I, and the only guy I know who would be prone to shooting up a place is an ex-army friend. Though, his shooting skills are worth 10 school shooters.
Thanks fam, takes a while for the burning to stop. Same reasoning here for the work; I don't really care about the possible difference in lifestyle.
I might be sacrificing 'muh college experience' (which has yet to materialize, and I ain't holding my breath) good pay and a white collar job, but I'm done with the atmosphere and what is essentially extended highschool.
Didn't mean to steal it. I was only refering to you as からみちーます
30 minutes from a 3 day weekend. Feels good man.
>I feel you.
I probably will
He was a nice dude. I wasn't really a close friend, not even a little, but i certainly like him more than most the people who post now days.
Photoshop isn't hard to use. You can make or ask someone to make one that includes you...
Playing some vidya rn. All is good. Glad to hear youre doing good
See above my dude
Thank you. Misaki is adorablemy but that gif isn't even smug
I don't need a waifu to make others smile or feel loved though <3
hooray! enjoy it and get some relaxation in!
that sounds like a fun time!
what do you play?
>not knowing the difference
Well then. Not jealous because Im earning money.
What is relaxation?
Welcome to club
Well making one is out since i don't have a working computer. And i don't know anyone on here who could do that.
What are you playing?
I guess that's true, i just like havinga face to go with the anon
The bus was just made up of people who were in the thread when the person was making it. I don't recall them even mentioning they were doing it.
They just put in literally all the people who had posted before they started.
Again, photoshop isn't hard. I wouldn't be surprised if 1/3 of the people around here could.
what image where
all I need
I'm playing M&B. Replies will be slow
I use gimp
That hat says it all. How are they looking for this year's tournament? I haven't really had time to follow NCAA basketball very much this season.
Beyond a certain point, you get everything you want, and then you're just stashing away money after debts are paid. A good problem to have obviously, but it's not unreachable for most of us if you stay within your means.
I have friends who make well into the 6 figures, but they practically live paycheck to paycheck because they spend so damned much. If one of them were to lose a job and they had to get by on one income, the mortgage payments would destroy them wholesale.
Finish the fight.
Did you just assume his sexuality and gender?
Yes, before you ask they're all white.
>and they're really obvious.
>Grab a waifu and take the phone off the receiver, it's time for another Waifu Claiming Thread! I'll be your maven of the mic, Koto!
Ruri (the Oreimo waifu) still pops around every now and again.
Thanks for the wisdom old man. Noted. Gonna finish this bourbon sometime in the next 3 hours and sleep.
Oi. totally didn't know that was the wrong thread, should have guessed when none of the regulars were on lol
Could you really?
This one please
Although if you need a different one lett me know
Very well then love-anon
The fact that your is enough for me.
Made it specifically for the tournament.
They're looking alright. Nothing special though since they lost today. Didn't have one of our best playerd though so.
well for starters yes I could, but where do you want that image since the are quite some groups pics and I really don't have them all
most recent one was the chibi waifus on a grass field
Doesn't have a name, as far as i'm aware, apart from maybe "so-so gesture"
i can get you a chibi to put in that pic
I don't care where as long as Juvia gets to be in it
That isn't Karen's latest version, anon.
You should just wait for him to show up instead.
Anytime, just knowing that there's more than one way to do things in life can give you some peace of mind. It'll always be about what you make of it.
Good to see you around again- how's it going?
If my alma mater (Pitt) gets in, they'll put on a middling performance and then disappear after a quick win. Or they'll get a bad matchup and then that'll be that.
I cannot find a chibi Misaki anywhere
Pitt is a pretty far stretch this year honestly. Unlike last year when they made the tourney.
Not bad, today was pretty boring at work but I got paid, and I managed to snag a three day weekend. You?
I sat in my crusader gear for like an hour contemplating whether I should go purge the holy land or not
I am haha
Someone is making a new one?
That filthy sandnigger will probably wake up soon.
I don't think it is. Sonokawa (I think) and another waifu was added in a third row.
I have to leave too. Goodnight, guys :)
I sadly don't, anon.
Hama may have it.
You were added to Karen's project recently, right?
Do you still have it lying around?
also hello hama
well it's not like you're here very often.
I was added to it at some point but I dont have the current one
Handy was a good friend, he just took the wrong decisions.
I'm here most of the time!
Ah, and goodnight, anon.
I don't think that's the one.
I'll let Karen know that people are looking for him, hopefully he'll eventually show up.
HOW DO I CHoOSE A WA1FUAAAAAA?
Yeah, I figured as much. They haven't been very relevant in some time in either football or basketball.
'Night, I think I'll do the same.
I'm on call for the weekend since there's a bunch of events going on for St. Patrick's Day. Shouldn't be too bad, though this week has been a hectic one.
Time for me to sleep, take it easy everyone.
Im not allowed too. Id feel all the pain of the last month.
Don't blame me. It was your choice not to raid the holy land
I mean KU has been relevant in basketball, not so much Football.
And Pitt was ok in Football this year
Not as I used to you mean
Hey its you again! What up?
Hey Galky. What's up?
Is this the oldfag galko?
I blame your for all my problems
Not much, had a pretty boring day at work but got through it to pay day and now I get to enjoy a three day weekend, Yourself?
If that's an edit it's really well done
Why would Galko be here
Doin just fine Galko, you?
>tfw I never get a qt greeting from the qt koto
Does it matter?
The point is you aren't here and that makes me sad
For someone with nice tits you aren't a nice person.
Aww, but you are a qt! Allow me to make it up to you by giving you a gentle patpat
I hope you know I only joke around. I'm actually a really nice person
>serves you right for always making lewd comments though
pats make the hama happy
Slow and painful
Ugh I hear that. It's been enough to make me yawn all week. Hope you have a good weekend to look forward to
That's good! So how've you been Hama? I haven't been around much these past couple of weeks
Not sure how to describe to be honest
You mean lewd compliments
>mfw her skirt blocks a beautiful pantie shot
How are you?
Today and tomorrow are my weekend. I need mail to run tho
On that lazy weekend but not really lazy
>mfw choice keyhole sweater
Hope it proves to be a relaxing weekend for you then!
Rip dude. Yeah im doing fine. Playing some total war atm
You mean eli
I told you to get a discord months back you kept avoiding it
What made it not so lazy?
Normally i save that pic but since i don't have my full arsenal of waifu pics i had to use it.
Glad you like it though
That doesn't change the fact that you're not here
Are you beimg lewd with hama again but wont with me
Trying to ger this damn uber job and i need new shoes
Just came to post this and see if Galil is around.
Ive been good as well. You've been busy doing what?
See! See! And you wonder why
Hes happy to see you're alive
replaced yuno because obvious shit
also fuck that 2MB size limit fucking chinkm00ck
tell mudslime do copy>paste the one old ones from his PSD file
Why won't they hire you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
>just a little lower and I'll get to see those big beautiful tits
>juvia finally included
Hes asleep right now
>heres the messages though
Need my actual drivers license to come in the mail and have to do a vehicle inspection
added it unless I find something better
Figures he'd forget best battle rifle.
>he thought I offed myself
Thanks for the apples
I bet you're happy. I'm happy.
Well that's kind of dumb.
Even though you have your licence
>n-n-no i swear I'm not
Nighty night then
Indeed. I'm very
Yeah, no I'm still here
If get I steal all waifus
Which one? I frequent 5 multiverses.
What anger? I'm the most patient person I know.
So does being autistic.
Go ERP with Chara.
Imagining you had feelings for some random guy on the internet.
How pathetic can you be? How much love do you need to not get to be such a loser like yourself?