Lets get another Tinder thread going Drop your profile and your

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>>724993423
Hell yeah. Last four threads maxed

bump

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>>724993423
The beiber reference is getting a bit old tbqh

>>724993423
That is the fakes pictures and matchup I've ever seen. Damn advertising people

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am /fat/ so there is no getting around the prof pic, that's best angle

but i'm at a loss for bio, help me out bros

>>724994445
I don't think that can be salvaged buddy, maybe just omit that last part.

>>724994445
1. (too zoomed up, looks like selfie) selfies are the most unflattering angle, especially when you're zoomed up like that and you're not smiling

Got any group pics?

bio, you got height as a plus

just be like "6'5", let's ___" enter something you like doing that chicks like too

>>724994445
Ask for suggestions on how to spend your enormous inheritance you just received from a dead Swiss relative

>>724994018
why? youre a racist ass cracker if you don't think that du'q'uon'do and courtney belong together

>>724994445
>you said 6'5"

>>724994445
erase all of it and put "sit on my face and i'll guess your weight"

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Feedback pls

>>724994711
changed prof pic. but it's hard to choose a pic when u hate yourself lmao.

>>724994858
there

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>>724995419
forgot pic

>>724995466
If you're going to open with that pic you need at least 1 group shot of a sport/night out/etc, one where you're wearing something above business casual, and a pic of you and your pet. Or fucking a watermelon.

>>724995466
C'mon man, you have to be more confident than that. You're not that bad looking.

You think a chick will swipe right on a guy she doesn't know if he looks like he doesn't even like himself?

>>724995416
thems some gross ass lookin banana's bro

>>724995795
damn too real

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>>724995770
lmao right wtf is with all that basic shot on every girls profile

>>724995795
alright alright alright here.

>>724996024
You wanna see a convo?

I would rather suck every anons dick itt than give out my tinder. Seriously, if you're not digusted with yourself every time you log in you're doing it wrong

>>724996145
This is good. Grills love pictures especially when you take some of them (not creepily but like "candid") good angle too. The nature background is a plus.

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i don't really have any pics in a group. i have pics with other girls but is that like not good to post? lol

also yay or nay on the me as a school shooter pic (#1)

>>724996145
Fat hulk. Please work out

>>724996466
>i don't really have any pics in a group.
photoshop yourself with some ponies then. gurls love that stuff

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>>724995416
Girls are freaky

>>724996145
Way better homie. Maybe

"I'll take your next tinder top pic" or some shit

Funnyish

>>724996483
that's kind of a dope name thanks anon

>>724996466
I'd get rid of 1 and 4. The death stare is too intimidating and makes you look completely different from the other pictures. You wanna look like a fun guy, not like you're gonna murder them.

>>724996145
ok now change it to say "sit on my face and i'll guess your weight". and put on a cowboy hat. stupid chicks love wannabe countryboy faggots right now.

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>>724996601

>>724996466
holy shit this dude is a serial killer

>>724996757
Ew why'd you ruin it by asking her to fuck again

you were in basically

>>724996757
>that last line

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

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>>724996757
>almost a hot tub

>>724996671
>>724996466
And 5. You're an amateur photog yeah? Find a buddy to go out innawoods with and let him take some shots of you, show him the basics. +1 if he knows his way around a camera.

>>724996466
Rule #1 of tinder

Max 2 selfies

you are 3 too many man. you need to show you have friends or something.

and no death stare for christ's sake

>>724996757
>you can use your legs as scales
fucking casanova over here
don't know how the analogy works at all but A for effort

>>724996833
>>724996829
ah that's the expression. thanks

>>724996671
yeah i agree, friends said it made me look like a punk but i look more like a murderer. #4? i know the thot filter is rank but cmon. no?

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How do you all have such fucking autistic bios? This is like, beyond autism.

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What do you think op?

>>724996963
>Open relationship
>legs
>open legs
>pelfie

Is it worth it to make a Tinder? I used to see that as the social equivalent of a white flag. But now most of my friends have used it, which makes it less weird for me to use it too. I wouldn't say I'm super handsome or anything

>>724997035
lmao @ your life

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>>724997027

>>724996924
What if you don't have friends? Just have 2 pics?

>>724997035
Give us the full shot

>>724997035
Hillary Supporter/10

>>724997035
Gross ears. And get a real job.

>>724996998
Oh shit i mean't 5, sorry. I don't use tinder often and their numbering thing is weird as shit. 4 is good, makes you seem like a normie, i mean if you're looking for normie girls which i'd assume you are.

>>724997202
It would be better than 5 selfies, tbh

>>724997080
So she basically invites you to fuck her and your response is 'show me your pussy' phrased as a creepy analogy. 'You know cuz otherwise I'm not sure I trust this whole open relationship concept.'

>>724997202
Dude, you must have something remotely interesting around your house. Give your phone to your dad or something, pretend that interesting thing is the superbowl trophy and that you just won it and smile looking decently alpha. Make that #1 then 2 selfies

You're good

>>724995466
much better dude

i can see you with a s a d g i r l

>>724997035
Were you so confident you'd have a stockpile of women responding that you limited yourself to two bs zodiac signs? Seriously man take what you can get.

>>724997381
Albeit he didn't phrase it correctly. But he did say "tonight" as in she'll spread he legs for him "tonight"

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>>724997035
Decent but a shot of you actually playing a concert would probably reel the girls in better (or if that's a concert, a shot that actually looks like a concert). Also the zodiac thing is kinda weird just because you seem to be limiting your choices, but hey everyones allowed to have preferences.

>>724997035
> letting /b/ know your real name and bands name

You're so fucked rn

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here's a pic with a friends. kinda shit because i'm holding an axe. I swear i'm not a serial killer

>>724997540
I can see that
But based off the 'pelfie' response I can only expect he was going for instant gratuity

>>724997555
Lol maximum that happens is that kid gets his band a promo

all pub is good pub faggot

>>724997545
Shave. I hate the filter. But girls like that shit, I think

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>>724997602
or i can do pic with grill but idk?

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>>724997184
Yeah it sucks doing what I love and getting paid a living wage off it. "lol"
>>724997235
No I'm not a supporter of the lizard woman. Or trump.
>>724997255 "Gross ears"? Yeah I guess I'll give you that.

>>724997545
Honestly your bio isn't bad. Short and to the point. Although I would probably make your main picture one of you smiling since it's more inviting.

>>724997545
Puppy filters for the bitches, not you.
And death staring through a filter is no less creepy.
Smiling isn't amasculine.

>>724997663
All publicity is good except 4chan publicity
It's asking to get trolled
Plus people know you use 4chan and forever associate you with furry/Loli porn

>>724997602
You're chubby columbine and he's just a floating matrix head. C'mon man, we're trying to help you.

>>724997602
>I swear i'm not a serial killer
yet the only picture of you with another member of society includes you holding a tomahawk

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>>724996757
Here's more

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>>724997545
Here are the other photos

>>724997683
I like this one. But I don't know for sure

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>>724997888

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>>724997730
you're not going to make it fag lol get a real job

>>724997918
You're alone in all of them
You smile in one
Is there not one picture where youre with some group smiling? Those are good to show people like to spend time with you and you don't need to rely on selfies

>>724997888
holy kek

>>724997888
>>724998009

Dude you are so fucking cringey

you must be the only dude in a 1000 mile radius for these chicks to be responding

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>>724998009

>>724998009
>do you at least fuck hard
because you've disappointment in every other category
but hey man, at least you have a hot tub

>>724997549
Yeah good point. That was off a little shitty video we did of a rehearsal.

Sadly I have no one to take pictures of me except strangers and they are hit and miss.

>>724998009
You gotta stop using the hot tub as if it'll get you chicks.

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>>724998090

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>>724997810
>>724997862
fuck i love you guys

>>724997545
likes your music lines, took a page

>>724997925
alright here it is. since there is a pic with a grill, should i specify that i'm single?

>>724996466
Jake you look like someone who gets pegged at a Nirvana concert. Need to smile more and get rid of the creepy af pics and you'll be cleaned up

>>724998090
>2 pump chump

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>>724998222
trips are truth

>>724998036
In what way do you slave away for the American government and not for yourself than?
It must be a good racket!

>>724998333
Get rid of 4 and make 5 3 then you're ready to be swimming in fat pussy nigga

>>724998333
fuck bio got cut off in screen cap. it says "6'5, Let's take pictures and trade music"

>>724998090
What are you?.. some kind of wizard

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>>724998090
>>724998222

>>724998476
rules 1 and 2 bub

>>724998333
the trips in this thread
honestly man, I'd cut the money one too. If you really don't have better pics, make one. A selfie of you smiling with no context, while annoying as shit to us, will blend in and attract a woman on there better than you glaring from behind two twenties. At least that's my opinion on it.

>>724998333
No need to say you're single. It's tinder. You got this, columbine kid

>>724998401
working at mcdonalds is more respectable than being a struggling musician

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>>724997918
Improved?

Jake here, switched to pc

>>724998572
fuck didnt realize my get, i get that though, i try to take pics like that once in awhile.

>>724998589
good point

>>724998353
hahaha

>>724998788
Much better. Try to get one for the first picture that someone else has taken of you

Not bad though. at least youre smiling

>>724998788
I think so. Add a sporty pic of you

>>724997035
1.) Musics not bad, a little post-grungy with what sounds like someone that really likes trevor hall.
2.) You've got wayyyyy better pics on fb than that one bruv

>>724998788
Actually yeah I think so
Selfies weren't terrible if you want to include them as tertiary pics

>>724998947
>Musics not bad,
objectively wrong

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>>724998502

>>724996466
Pic 6 its your best choice for a profile pic

>>724998990
I've heard much, much worse from a local band, that's my baseline.

>>724999009
Jesus christ
It's Adonis himself
I can't believe you talk to this many women

>>724998947
Kek i was gonna say this too but i didn't want to sound too creepy

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ok this is final product. 3 pics seems lacking but i guess make them curious for more or some shit right?

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Guys i'm not good at this shit. I panic af and say the weirdest things. What the fuck do I say to these scummy thots do get some of the moist puzzay?

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>>724999009

Does this shit ever work out for people?

I need help

like I can get literally any talk going

but am as photogenic as a fucking burrito

>>724999224
It's because no one really looks past 3 pics when they're tindering

I usually only look at the first 2

>>724998918
That's kind of tough. Don't get me wrong I did play sports , didn't get much pictures though. Any other idea?

>>724999117
First video I watched on their facebook page began with 'these musicians are severely autistic'

>>724998947
Thanks /b/ro! I appreciate the kind words.
I was way fatter in those other pics though. Recently I've dropped a lot of weight but I don't have a camera any more....
that's why I didn't focus on the pics too much... they will change soon.

>>724999338
Can't speak for everyone but I'm in a big city, with not a bad profile, and I get maybe 10 matches a day with half willing to give me their snapchats/possibly hang out

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Any advice anons?

I seem to get a steady one or two a day

Need help with a bio

>>724999117
>>724998947
But please stop with the fucking reverb

>>724999508
Show all pics

I can tell already they're all selfies

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>>724999508
Already the most annoying person I've ever met
and I haven't even met you
change your fucking bio
now

>>724999435
Hahaha! And what's wrong with that? Because they have a disability they can't be great?
This world can be a beautiful place if you let it be.

>>724999435
kek, haven't watched any videos, there's an album on spotify though

>>724999607
WHAT DO I DO

>>724999508
Keep it short and simple in the bio.
What's the other side of your face look like?

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>>724999245
The hot tubs the sales pitch boys.

Although when they come over its just a bath tub half full with cold water, no candles or flower pedals and to top it off I don't even give them the dick

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>>724999581

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>>724999508
Make the bio sound less like you run an organic underground tea shop and more like a human. Also you need to get a photo that doesn't look like FRED just snorted coke off a hooker's ass

>>724999674
Just don't hold up a fucking spork and talking like a regular human being
holy shit

>>724999639
To be clear about that!
There's a guy in Florida, he has our name too, but we have the trademark... so soon he won't?

The "rockish" stuff is us, not the kill me country music

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>>724999688
>>724999607

>>724999338

Im >>724993860 and have 400++ matches, it doesnt show me the number anymore. Been with 10 or so of those so you can see the ratio of matches: messages: responses: conversations: meetings : fuckings

>>724999450
Always happy to hear local stuff man, hope you guys make it up to the midwest.

And that's fair, time to find a friend with a camera and get some band shots then.

>>724999792
Dude I completely ignored that thinking it was a joke. One sec....

>>724999508
You're cute, but your bio got boring after about the first paragraph. Shorten it quite a bit. You need to be trying to get people interested in the first 5 seconds.

You don't need the jobs thing, Don't need the billy mays thing, don't need the "...ect"

>OK account
>Posted a picture of an aspie wearing a superman costume.
>strengths: I'm really good at picking things up and putting them on a shelf
>best acomplishment: Self made millionaire how about you.
>get responses from almost every woman I talk to.

wonder how this game works.

>>724999224
That's not bad! Columbine kid, I think you'll go far. But hit the gym, you'll be a fucking monster at 6'5

>>724999855
God speed brethren.

>>724999772
So blacktop is one of yours?

>>724999916
cheers anon , how long should it be?

>>725000000
AYOO

>>724999778
Got any regular photos of you smiling?

>>724999972
forgot to mention posted actual height of 5'7"

>>725000000
checked so fucking hard

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>>725000000
holy shit

>>725000000
Thread derailed

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>>725000000
I am the chosen one. My band and I are chosen...

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>>725000000

>>724999972
Lets see your profile then

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>>725000000

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>>725000225
exactly

>>725000000
that's beautiful...

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>>724999239
topkek

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>>725000000

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Ok what can I do to up my game.

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>>725000000
fucking waste.

>>725000000
>>724999999

>>725000056
as I have no clue

>>724999698
>Single of 4

You basically just Said you're leaving her

>>725000000
In the vicinity >>724999999

>>725000056
I don't really know the "recommended" by other people. In my eyes I'd say between 4 and 6 but not in paragraph form (which you already split it up which is nice)

>>725000107
I cant physically smile or it looks like the cheshire cat is about to shoot up a Wallmart

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>>725000000

>>724999865
I mean, I treat it as a joke most of the time so that the crushing disappointment of rejection doesnt sting too much, but yeah thats legit

>>725000297
What job are you working? And until you figure out where to go next makes you sound clueless Also ditch the gay head

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>>724994737

>>724999508
Okay
So all your photos are shit
That's fine. Just take some selfies and try not just make a normal face, or grab some photos form group events
You grew up in three continents. That's great! Make mention of it. Women will think you're cultured. Don't make a cute joke of it about your accent. You can explain that if it requires it when you meet. Instead make a point that you appreciate experiencing new cultures or something. Bitches eat that shit up. It gives them a false sense of adventure. Just don't make it weird!

>>725000358
You expect him to stick around? She's got 4 kids dude

>>725000453
retail at a supermarket currently

>>724993860
Bio is horrible

let's see the other pics

that one would be ok if you didnt have the snap text

>>725000000
oh fuck

>>725000297
Ditch the horse head. Not many people are going to want to talk to you if they don't see your face in the first pic. First impressions are everything.

>>725000297
No the horse mask was a great idea
fuck anyone who says otherwise

>>725000552
I wouldn't tell her that though

This is literally the get thread of the night

>>725000000
Noice

>>724994737
Kek duquondo?

>>725000397
Can't be that bad. Gotta have confidence

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>>724999792
Fuck it why not

Feedback?

>>725000253
its okcupid.

>>725000488
whats the best way to say this anon? could you write me a bio with the info I have here

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>>725000720
Here's all the pics

>>725000000
Wasted on a thread for retards who think this site is for social networking. Pure cancer.

>>725000720
You think you're being clever with that bio
Pro tip: you're not

>>725000000
No fucking way

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>>725000000

CHEEEEEEKKED

>>725000777
trips of truth

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>>725000777
>>725000777
Third trips
Monstrosity get not withstanding

>>725000777
I believe the term for this board is "random"
Your issue stems from within.

>>725000777
Trips of truth fucking checked

Here check mine

>>725000773
Are you left wing

>>725000720
>>725000773
I'm not your mentioned person but the bio is almost on the edge of creepy, although not quite. It's not bad but it could maybe use one little snippet about yourself.
Photos aren't too bad either, I would say get rid of the plastic bag one since you already have another goofy one on the roller coaster. Although if you're looking for quirky girls, your profile isn't half bad.

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>>725000718

>>725000922
>nu-/b/ pretending his presence is defensible
Nope. Go back to facebook.

>>725000954
No, I voted Trump in the primaries and election

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>>725000555
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>from within

>>725000777
Lol you mad?

If you take your face off your dick, I think you will realize you are SOCIALIZING right now you absolute dip shit

>hurr I had a 1/100 chance of getting 3 digits in a row i am ur king now

>>725001025
Hold camera arms length, then smile. Make it look natural. Then find a good angle.

Ok. First of all, tinder is dead. It's gone to the bots. Forget the app, use bumble. Second, your sex jokes aren't funny. You think they are because you and your lame group of friends came up with them over a couple really cheap beers, but to everyone else they sound desperate af. Your best bet is to make a joke about tequila, showcase music your interested in, say something like "must love (movie)." Pizza/tacos/beer jokes, out.

Get a dog, any fucking dog, I swear it could be someone on the street, and take a picture of you holding it, fucking smiling. Any pictures where you look visibly too drunk, out. Any picture of yourself that you took yourself, out.

Picture order goes like this:
1. Yourself: Any group pictures and everyone automatically thinks you're the fat/ugly one
2. 1-2 friends with you: So she knows you aren't going to try to feed her her food thinking it's some autismo romance shit on a date
3. You doing some activity: Not watching TV, jerking off, or playing videogames. Preferably this is something outdoors, or working on your hobby, you with your car, whatever.
4. You again: This is your chance to use another flattering picture of yourself because we know they're are sooo fucking few
5. Don't
6. Just too many.

TL;DR: Your sex joke isn't funny, keep profile short, don't look like a friendless dirtbag.

>>725000595
chur

>>725001025
not ugly/10

>>725000954
yeaa

>>725001024
all advice is welcome.

Yeah I'm not too clever but I try, and yeah quirky girls usually are the ones that go for my body type/looks so I try for funny one liners. I could remove the bag pic, but also I don't have many pictures to replace it.

>>725000727
No I can't. I'm lucky enough to have not needed tinder. My girl came to me.

I'm just playing editor here. And as far as I see it, that whole first part of your bio can be changed from the cute joke to.
'Raised on three different continents. Always looking to experience another point of view.' or something stupid like that to make the chick think her viewpoint or background is special or valuable.

>>725000773
Proud hillary supporter.

>>725001191
>nu-/b/ pretending his presence is defensible
Nope. Go back to facebook.

>>725001191
>trying so hard to pretend he's not what ruined this site

>>725000000
checkd

>>725001472
>implying b was ever good
>2017

>>725001358
yeah but that's a lie

>>725001025
Still not half bad. You can always practice smiling in the mirror bro. Even if it feels dumb as fuck. Just widen the mouth a bit more and attempt to relax your eyebrows.
If it helps try to think of a pleasant memory in your life or some shit.

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>>725001373
>>725001472

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>>725001472

>>725000773
numale/10

>>725001559
>>implying b was ever good
>not realizing this meme was created by newfags who didn't want to feel responsible for something they were, in fact, responsible for

>>725001472
>that got them, now i need to make a thread about cash me outside girl, her tits are so huge

>>725001630
>image macros after 2010

>>724997035
>astrology
No fucking wonder you guys elected Trump

>>725001776
>>725001722
You were in the right
Then you fought too hard

>>725001770
>not liking what i like mean you must like what i don't like
Toddler tier reasoning, retard.

gimme a 10/10 bio

>>725001722
> implying you have any idea how long I've been here
> implying I infact didn't just grow up and stoped acting like an edge Lord on the Internet

>>725001870
"Are you from the hood? Cause I'd like to ghetto hold of that booty"

Literally works so well

>implying spending years on this shit hole of a website deserves some sort of quasi-pride

>>725001951
as a bio? i feel like id use that when im talking to a girl

>>725001865
I really wonder sometimes how it's possible that someone is this miserable or bored to degrade their iq to this extent thinking they are winning an argument

>>725001899
>implying I infact didn't just grow up
>infact
>stoped
>spaces after meme arrow
>unnecessary capitalization
Spotted the learning disability.

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4 days and 0 matches
Bio is "lets drink coffee and watch fight club"
Where did i go wrong?

>>725002042
>stop picking on me for not belonging where i am!

>>725002136
>where did I go wrong

step 1

>>725002136
First pic is the grossest thing I've seen

Do you have any better pics?

>>725002136
>Where did i go wrong?
Pics and
>Bio is "lets drink coffee and watch fight club"

>>725002118
I really wonder why you didn't think this was over when I pointed out the fault in your reasoning.

>>725002186
Actually, no. Waiting for the weekeng to get better ones. Any tips?

>>725002136
Get the camera away from your face
Smile with teeth

>>725002267
>>725002283
this pretty much

zoomed up facials are the worst

i'd change every pic

>>725002283
Roger, will fix today
>>725002235
What's wrong with the bio?

>>725002130
...well you've got me there.
I submit to your all powerful corrections.
Please teach me how to be better than others on the internet like you?

>>725001235
See thats a fucking personal issue I have with a lack of taking anything seriously

>>725001225
>>725001208
>>725001597

Any more tips my dude?

>>725002136
Tbh I don't consider myself handsome at all, maybe reflects from my pics even. Protips for better pics?

>>725002414
Lel no fucking kidding dude
That's why you spend time here
But tinder isn't us
It's real people
So play pretend if you want to get laid

>>725002405
You could start by never using an ellipsis again. The only people who use them these days are literal faggots (like you or someone from /a/), empty-headed teenage girls (like you or someone from facebook), or learning disabled people who never learned what they actually do because mommy and daddy didn't care enough about them to ensure they were properly educated (like you).

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Pic related is my profile pic and i get barely any matches am i just fuckin ugly?

>>725002710
Clear jew detected

>>725002677
Please go on. I'm learning so much about how trash thinks

>>724996145
Actually not bad at all

>>725002710
Well yes
And you're flexing in your pic, so we know you're vain as well
And you show you have no sense of style
SO most importantly we feel like we don't want to spend time with you

This is all about getting girl to either fuck you for a night or spend enough time with you that she ends up wanting to fuck you.

So pick a genuine pic or a more attractive pic. That one won't work.

>>725002904
don't fall for the bait anymore
ez

>>725002894
No

>>725002904
>the person who isn't white enough to type like one is calling others trash
Nice attempt.

>>724993423
Profuckingtip, faggots, take a selfie with your dog. Make that shit look good. Say in your bio that you like dogs.

#set

>>725001209
k

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I feel like i've overdone my profile text

>>725001209
Haha this is actually solid but comes off very strong

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>>725003174
Also this

>>725002953
Wasn't flexing was just after workout, what would be a better profile pic then?
And how tf do you dress with style, anon i need some help here

>>725000000
I experienced this

>>725003174
People are gonna know it's you in the hat.
The "look it up" part is too demanding.
Chef thing could be worded way better

>>725003174
>ENTP look it up
no faggot no
Yes we like personality tests. No we don't challenge other people to take them. That's fucking stupid.
Take a picture where you don't look like a sociopath and throw it in the mix. Then cut the myers briggs out of your bio.

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>>725000552

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need professional help. Papa bless

>>725003428
Cute. Don't down yourself. If you have low self esteem (or appear to) then no one is going to want to talk to you.

>>725003428
Short bio is funny
But unless you're hoping to only fuck scene bitches, cut the hair. You're face works to act cooler than you are. Go for it.

>>725003210
Do you have 2 friends? Also, are you the one who looks like an edgelord or the one with the mouth of a serial-killer clown?

>>725000252
should add "can't keep a secret"

>>725003591
Clearly he's the one with the hat.

>>725003428
>>725003548
What this anon said. If you cut your hair and try to look sharp, your face will do a lot of heavy-lifting for you.

My biggest issue is I don't have my own place, I also have no idea what to say to these girls. Help?

>>725003548
>>725003673
thanks. Problem is my sweet hairline and eighthead

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Would you bros consider this photo tasteless or trying too hard to go on a profile?

>>725003794
Have the same problem. Either scene hair or 9head-mcgee. In my experience when I get it cut I always get more interest. Even with the huge tract of land above my eyebrows.

>>725003961
you're an actual retard if you think that's a good idea

yeah go ahead and do it

>>725003794
When's the last time you cut it short?
I had a wicked calek growing up but recently I started cutting my hair short and I don't have that problem anymore. I think you can probably spin it as well. Gel it up a bit and smile. By the time they meet you theyll already have invested time and will put more into it.

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>>725004028
This

>>725003961
Throw a black and white filter on there and you've got yourself a nice a e s t h e t i c pic

>>725004017
I'll give it a try; I don't have any real interest to lose

>>725003961
Women will probably be more disgusted with your floor and house than your poorly tattoo'd, pale, veal body... so go for it.

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>>725003961
lmfao if you were to even try a photo like that do it somewhere that's not in your fucking messy ass bedroom.

>>725004123
Thats the good thing about hair, it grows back. Just go with one of those trendy 2-3 guard on the sides and longer on top cuts and you'll be good to go m8.

>>724996145
From where you started to the one even right before, this is a marked improvement. You're not a hideous beast, btw

I need some help, I matched with my good buddies little sister who I've met, and I really wanna fuck her, how do I go about this?

>>725003428
You can genuinely be a model. What are you doing on 4chan??

>>725004051
It's been about 6 months. Yeah, a few of you guys are giving me that advice, I'll give it a try

>>725003591
Yes. The clown, I get asked to smile and that's kinda what comes out.

>>725004201
my man

>>725004361
that means she swiped for u too... tap that ass anon

>>725004412
do you have a pic of it shorter?

>>725001209
sage advice

>>725000000
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuu

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Fingers crossed she just went to bed at midnight and I'll ring her back in am

>>725003233
Don't wear wife-beater and stupid beenie. Simple.
Find pic smiling where you think "hey, I look good here." Post it and use that.
It should look like a happy moment people wish they could've joined in. Not you showing what you're arms can do so the solitary female will flock to them.

>>725004392
thanks, but not really. Nobody wants to see my ugly mug in person. I'm 4chan tier, hence the 3 matches in two weeks

>>725004498
yeah, but the lighting's all sorts of fucked up, I look almost creepy

Op if you're still here make new thread soon

This happened last time, we maxed and everything got lost

>>725004483
I also don't want my buddie to find out, it's a risky mission;)

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>>725004672

>>725004841
Not bad man. Get higher quality photos tho

Back to AOL chat, faggot.

>>725004672
it's all good dude, just curious what kind of cut you usually go for typically. Gotta see what we're working with. You seem really hard on yourself though, ease up and the confidence boost will really help you out. You've definitely got the looks, but with all the self depreciation it's going to be difficult.

>>725004841
My man, you've got nothing to worry about as far as hairline goes. It would be perfect for a shorter cut.

>>725004892
will do. Thanks, homie

>>725004943
yeah, I have confidence issues. It's a work in progress

>>725005046
thanks, I'll cut it tomorrow

>>725005231
first impression: unkempt neckbeard

>>725005207
That's life man, just take it one day at a time

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>>725005231
Any advice dudes? I don't get very many matches

>>725005432
first impression: unkempt neckbeard

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glider pilot here.
had exactly 0 matches for couple months, help plz

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Halp plz