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>>724333476

>>724333476
>>724333650
How are their hands this steady? Or is it normal and it's only me who couldn't draw lines with such precision?

>>724333214
I thought you said this was a porn free webm thread

>>724333771
he's tripping balls

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>>724333771
cute. CUTE!

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>>724333771
>>724334058

>>724333214
Don't post porn then faggot.

>>724333214
Joke's on you, I still came.

>>724333479
Muse - Dead Inside (MARIO Mash)

http://www.sonic1029.com/2015/03/25/muses-dead-inside-mario-mash/

>>724333771
he broke his hamster

>>724333214
That's the cheap and easy way to do it. The chocolate should be paper thin and the sauce is meant to dissolve the whole shell

>>724334310
this makes me strangely sad

>>724335343
Ok, go make one and show us. Timestamp too

>>724333550
awwwwwwwwwwww

>>724333351
>triggered

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>>724335411
>go make one and show us
r u dum? that is not an argument. you don't need to know how to do it better just to say it's shit.
do critiques judge based on what they can do better? no, they rate based on their knowledge of how it's supposed to taste like.

>>724335411
Just look it up on YouTube. I'm not wasting my precious /b time to entertain you

>>724333550
A loyal helpful gal pal. You flip over and she helps you up. Dawwww

>>724333351
but seriously, how do you stop the yolk from fucking you over like that?

>>724333877
yes.

>>724335654
light flame instead of full throttle

>>724333476
That's very sexual

>>724335654
never happens to me unless I break it before it hits the pan.

>>724333877
its practice dude. if you want steadiness, practice by placing a marble on the back of your hand, arm held out straight in front of you. balance like that for ten minute increments. when i was practicing calligraphy, i got to the point where i could do it for almost an hour straight while doing things with my other hand.

>>724335102
you rebel

>>724335102
>dickbag

>>724333351
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>724335926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy-rvsHsi1o

That's me

>>724333214
I came

>>724336666
check'd

>>724336666
Last straight man fends himself from everyone Tring to infect him with "the gay"
2033

>>724336724
wow

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This car accident brought to you by Coca Cola™

>>724335654
By stop eating eggs.

>>724336911
What is this from?

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>>724337002
No idea

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This 2mb limit fucking sucks

>>724337077
How is that creepy?

>>724337203
this one gets me every time

>>724333650
wow, what if we could design some kind of press that could do this

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>>724337185
Experience tranquility

>>724337185
Dat filename :')

>>724337343
kek

>>724337306
Could be worse, at least he's got a formidably sized dick

>>724337343
Pass into the I R I S

>>724333351
can someone explain the one with the gas station?

>>724334731
That is so depressing....

>>724337306
why no underwear though

>>724337915
It's baboo or babu not abu

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>>724337665

I can explain to you how this works. Here is a childhood picture of him.

>>724337708
Trying to stop it right at 50

>>724335654
Never happens to me (unless I fuck up when trying to flip them). Could it be a factor of freshness of the eggs?
Or are you using to much heat? I go for 4-5 out of 6 on my stove.

>>724338025
why? they only have a 50 dollar bill?

>>724338073
So sad this show was canceled. It had so much potential

>>724338086
>>724338096
THICC

>>724338103
SICK FUCK, MODS!!!

>>724338125
that model got fucked.

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>>724337978
it's a twist on the quote

>>724335102
is it weird to find the belly button the sexiest part here?

>>724334310

This is some ISIS-level shit here.

>>724335102
This pussy dry

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>>724335630
fucking radical. I'd surf that.

>>724337965
Ever tried going commando in a nice pair of pants?
Feels good, man.

>>724337886
2017 in a nutshell.

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>>724333351

>>724337235
Leave it to the austists of /b
Wow. A realy young girl who doesnt want to be kissed, signailng with bodylanguage (and looks to verbaly protest) that she doesnt want to be. Should the guy
A) Kiss her
B) NOT kiss her

>>724338228
chinese happy meal

>>724333550
The amount of cognitive power to recognize distress in others and/or empathize is pretty huge needed. Lmao. And I thought reptiles were dumb walking rocks.

>>724333418
That squirrel is fucking gay.

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>>724338352
>tfw you graduated from the University of Iowa

>>724337203
Wtf is this with spiders? Cmoon, are you really that pussys? They are friendly, good etc. And you just smack them. Shame, Shame

>>724338103
REPORTED!

>>724338478
Go Hawkeye's football

>>724337077
Kek holy shit

>>724338394
A) kiss her

>>724333351
can totally relate, saved!

>>724337235

Because before he tries to kiss the child who is clearly grossed out by him, he tries to gaze into her eyes

>>724335654
Buy better eggs
Only watery shit ones will do that

>>724338394
Ted Cruz never surrenders.

>>724337077
wtf is this?

>>724338060
Good save

>>724333771
i'd say it heard something that spooked it. too cute :)

>>724338168
Its just a little mental game some people play while filling their tanks. To stop it right on an even number makes us feel sharp and quick.

>>724338416
it's not necesserily the cognitive power they use. It may be just an instinctive reaction. Maybe they can't stand the sight of this and attack it, just like the birds run away if you throw something black (say, a wallet) from the ground up

>>724337708
yes , find a rope then kill yourself faggot

>>724337235
she was really wet.

>>724334731
blacks having white slaves... you maniacs, you did it...

>>724337852
right in putin s ass

>>724335907
Thanks for the advise. I honestly thought that hand steadines and shaking have more to do with your general health, nervousness, genetics. To be honest, never thought of it as something that can be directly trained for.

>>724337787
lol god damn

>>724338172
No it didn't. It was as if they wrote sketches then went full retard on last edit. I'm sad the show sucked cuz I love MDE

>>724337852
just like Rust

>>724339092
I respect your opinion, anon

>>724338381
I love his face

>>724338857
I don't get it

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>>724338792
I think that fucking boat blew up. But its ok guys, help is on the way.

>>724338011
i've played enough Kerbal Space Program to know how that was going to end

>>724338266

Your skin would be blasted off and burning, every hollow organ in your body minced and leaking, all bones in splinters, eyes 4" dangling in front of your face, ears inside out, shot 600' from your standing position, and oh yeah, the radiation.......

>>724337852
turkroaches

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>>724333214
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VLPbc-dz1Q0

>>724333418
pornless you nitwit

>>724337665
you nips aint got nothing better to do huh?

>>724339214
back when you had to pay cash rather than using your card at the pump, having the ability to stop your purchase directly at a round number like $20 or $50 means you can not have to make change. saves time. walk in and pay your bill and go on with your life.

>>724338860
Altruism is pretty common, it's evolved in many species to help keep populations alive.

>>724339299
fuckin tight bro sign me up

>>724338285
never noticed that the young guy on the right practically cums in his pants

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>>724334731

>>724338834
okay I looked it up its just a man giving a kiss to his daughter

>>724338834
Look up Pizzagate

>>724339472
yes, indeed. Yet still it is found mostly (if not solely) in mammals. Also, there are some forms of behaviour that do not use the cognitive machinery, but result in helping each other. So one might argue wheter it's still altruism or not

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>>724333650

>>724338262
looks good tho

>>724338352
That file name. Ha!

>>724338478

I'm a Hawkeye also...

I hope in 10 years I see the same kid doing that during a tailgate but with beer in hand, he'll be one of the coolest MFers around.

>>724337306
holy shit I just realised that this wasnt a deliberate move. I dunno why but I thought this was a joke act. ha thats funny, hes hot and has a nice dick so its good

>>724337794

>American Sniper.webm

Kek'd

>>724339787
nobody with a hoverboard has ever been, or will ever be, cool

>>724339737
that's a fucking GIF you MONG

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>>724339556

First you have to learn about American History. Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment.

>>724338416
Nah, they are dumb walking rocks basically. Sometimes they flip over big rocks thinking they're fellow flipped turtles. It's just a thing they do instinctively.

>>724338039
HEY BANANA

>>724338792
I've seen this one like 20 times, never noticed all the people on the side
Dang

>>724339538
>>724339407
what breed of dog is that?

>>724338103
fake

>>724337077
his own daughter so WGAS

>>724338336
>that filename
underrated post

>>724339844
Sauce?

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>>724339847
>like I give a shit

>>724337435
id so want to know the story...
seems like some candid camera type shit

>>724338060
>They actually throttle the planes up fully right before landing just in case this happens.

>>724340155
Ash vs Evil Dead

>>724338011
>this fire should point toward earth. If it's not pointing toward earth, you are having a vare bad problem and you will not go into space today

>>724337886

Sauce?

>>724338478
I know that feel, im from Iowa city

>>724335102
Sauce?

>>724340291

Bad ball. Came in too high and fast, stressed the wire and look at the snap and the crew narrowly missing it.

>>724340291
They throttle up in case the cable doesn't catch.
In that case the cable caught and started slowing down the plane before snapping.

4chan slowly decreasing into a pg13 reddit.

>>724338251
no it's nice like her cunt. it's just those bones sticking out that don't look so good.

>>724338073

Sauce

>>724340377
Danger 5

>>724340541
lol honestly that shit is good looking. dream girl for me atleast,

>>724340531
I was told it was in case the cable doesn't work and I would think it snapping constitutes a failure.

>>724340570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhiGNo6yCtw

>>724340536
And this is a bad thing because...?

>>724335449
what aw... the turtle who gets rescued is an ungrateful asshole.

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>>724335102
link or sauce?

>>724335907
Please tell me you were fapping.

>>724339624
why exactly is she naked?

>>724339796
>hes hot and has a nice dick so its good
faggot

>>724340994
Cuz she's hot as fuck and she knows it

>>724338352
>>724339786
R2Type2

>>724339436

eliminating a man's greatest weakness in order to kick ass better seems like a good investment of time.

also, they're not hitting the balls. they learned to consciously pull their balls up into their groin, like what may happen during sex.

>>724340005
I just thought the exact same thing.

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>>724340758
yep

>>724337574
This was the 'some stupid with a flare gun' deep purple were talking about

>>724338285
I just noticed that Putin is so tiny

>>724336776
>tring
Retard detected

>>724339432
Dogs > Cats

>>724341393
>consciously pull their balls up into their groin, like what may happen during sex.
what

>>724338442
Kek

>>724339867
well if I'm here, and you're here, isnt it our time?

>>724337665
Wow a man who actually beats his meat

>>724338352
The future is truly upon us.

>>724340703
Yeah, a cable snapping would be a failure. They are strong ass cables and the pilots gotta be quick on the killing the throttle once he's sure the landing stuck. Those turbo props though spool up a lot faster than jet engines. If that had been a jet engine aircraft it would have been in the drink

>>724339164
Queer

>>724340758
becuz:
- reddit sucks
- PG-13 sucks

>>724340067
It might be a Pomeranian cut weird.

>>724341707

>virgin detected

nah kidding. it's an instinctual reflex that doesn't happen for everybody, or for just one ball. they get pulled up behind your dick.

>>724337203

I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks now. FU dude.

>>724341468
You know, if you unsubscribed from all the overpopulated normie-tier shitty defaults in Reddit, it's actually pretty great.
Seriously, give it a try. Stay away from r/AskReddit, r/pics and r/funny and you should be fine.

>>724340263
The story is he tricked the guy into thinking it was his bird. He told him to grab it when he lifts the bowl.

>>724342177
actually its called retarding the throttle. Those cables start retarding as soon as they're hooked and the pilot must retard the throttle immediately. But turbo props and regular prop aircraft spool up much more quickly than jet engine aircraft. Retard the throttle, kek.

>>724342345
woah. Does it interfere with sex in any way? Perhaps you cum differently?

>>724333351
It was all animated, give me real triggering shit faggot

>>724339432

my cat learned to dog from my dog and ended up being more obedient than my dog.

>>724342555

not as far as i know. it's to protect your balls from the presumably intense movement going on.

>>724342311
thanks

>>724335654
Turn your heat down. You only need a medium heat. And if they're breaking when you flip, make sure the yolk is completely on your spatula when you go to flip, and do so as close and gently to the pan as you can, otherwise it'll rupture

>>724340758
>>724342419
Fucking kill yourself.

>>724342419
>Stay away from r/AskReddit, r/pics and r/funny ...

and r/showerthoughts
and r/gaming
and r/worldnews
and r/news
and r/videos
and r/todayilearned
and r/gifs
and r/movies
and r/aww
and r/mildlyinteresting
and r/television
and r/jokes
and r/explainlikeimfive
and r/tifu
and r/oldschoolcool
and r/lifeprotips

... especially r/showerthoughts. they try to pass off insane stupidity as profound realizations.

>>724337002
Elite Yankee saburo is what Google gave

>>724342555
trips checked. And yeah sometimes your gut pulls your junk in. Like a survival instinct kind of thing. I know that when I puke or watch something scary my junk likes to jump back up into my groin. But those nips will do anything crazy. They eat raw fucking octopus for christs sake. They eat fucking fugu fish or whatever that poison blowfish is that you gotta cooko just the right way.

>>724336766
What is this from?

>>724333351

this is a metaphor for my life.

>>724342938
Fuck off back to your shit website you dumb giving faggots. We don't want you here.

>>724340067
the shit kind

get a real dog faggot

>>724342918
OK, now you're just refusing to engage. Has 4chan brainwashed you that much?

Reddit isn't so bad. Just like there are shit 4chan boards (>>>/v/, >>>/pol/) there are shit subreddits (r/wtf, r/pics). At least TRY to be a little flexible.

>>724333550

I love how he thanks his saviour by shitting in his path.

>>724337965
I think most mean don't wear underwear. it is the minority that does.

>>724342419
i literally only have a reddit for /r/lsd or whatever.

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>>724343443
your website a clone of 4chan

youre the autistic retard normies

fuck off

this club is for cool kids only

>>724333479
fucking kek

>>724342918
>Reddit isn't so bad once you learn to steer clear of the--
>"NO! REDDIT BAD 4CHAN GOOD. WAAAAAAAAAAH KYS KYS KYS KYS KY SKY SKY SKY SKY"
That's what you sound like.

>>724333351
The least satisfying video in the world

>>724334310
allah u ackbar

>>724337986
That was not shrapnel. that was another vehicle in the convoy after the truck hitting the parked on while trying to watch the blast. You can even see the vehicle for a moment at the very last frames.

>>724343559
What's your point?
4chan is literally a clone of 2ch. So what?

>>724333479
Hesitation kills

>>724337574
Obliviate

>>724343712
my point is this websites not for your kind boy

take your liberal sjw faggot website and shove it up your goddamn asshole you fucking degenerate piece of shit

>>724340994
Despite the looks, she put all her stats on agility.

>>724343880
youre really getting mad off of nothing. go take a tab or xan dude.

>>724344041
im not your dude, nigger

>>724338352
no fucking way.

>>724344095
has b ever been this edgy? honestly i hope you have a bad trip and kill yourself,

>>724334731
Lost my shit to this one

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>>724344192
youre such a fucking retard normie that you cant engage in a southpark joke you fucking pathetic sjw feminist cuck niggerfaggot

just get the fuck out

get out

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>>724333418
What hardcore drewgz is he on? I want some

>>724343880
You're taking forum posting too seriously.

>>724343880
Are you literally 12?

>>724344322
lol your kidding. using normie? unironically? what a little faggot, or did i just fuck up my dose.

>>724344429
>LITCHERALLY 12

>>724338352

a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>724337203
Catch and release motherfuckers

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>>724344509
>being this fucking stupid

>>724344638
yeah i fucked up my dose.

>>724343036
Kenny everett

General cheeseburger

>>724339411
that's such a cute doggy

>>724333418
Needs Brazzers logo

>>724343880
>he fell for the blind Reddit hate meme
Let me guess, white male aged 16-21. Atheist. Carries several pocketknives around, claims they're for "opening packages" although he almost never actually uses the damn thing because (a) he doesn't get packages and (b) he looks so poor, no one would ever bother to try to rob him. Is not physically intimidating at all. Thinks he's a "master manipulator" when in reality he doesn't talk to people and when he does, he struggles to stammer out simple sentences like, "h-how's the weather?"
Hates the "SJW" boogiemen, frequents /pol/ & InfoWars, believes conservatism is the new counterculture. Tries and fails to grow facial hair.

How far off am I?

>>724343532
most people arent scottish....

>>724336724
rollin coffin

>>724344816
Wrong.

>25-30
>Religious
>Gay
>Carries a semi auto handgun
>only gets packages from Amazon
>is 6'4 268 lbs physically intimidating?
>i hope im not a manipulator
>i watch CNN, MSNBC, ABC and RT


>>How far off am I?
pretty far

>>724345032
Damn! What the hell was the third thing she did?

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>>724337830

WITNESSED!

>>724344986
And that's how shit happens

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>>724334731
That dog doesnt even acknowledges her as a being.

>>724345032
wanna be friends witht hta granny. if she can take all of that im usre shell do fine on blotters,

>>724345180
Dabbed or in nob pot head terms smoked hash oil

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>>724345160
>Religious
>Gay
...

>>724337830
lost

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>>724337077

>>724344986
>THE BIRTH OF OBAMA

i thought it was a webm thread, what is this

i really just want to post porn to troll you but for once i'm not gonna do it..

>>724345289
many keks

>>724345160
Lol, look at this fat faggot.

>>724345398
I didnt say a Catholic or Christian or Muslims

fucking niggerfaggot

anybody can be religious and not a atheist beta cuck

>>724345501
You'd be about 200 posts late.

>>724345550
bitch fuck you nigger

you fucking wish you were sucking my cock rn you little atheist fedora wearing Hillary voting bitch

>>724337886
Being white and married in 2017

>>724338125
knife edge fail

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>>724343880

>>724338202
thrust vectoring

>>724338125
The fucking electric tower didn't even load in

>>724337708
When your Mommy or Daddy has to buy gasoline they don't like having to come up with one penny when they just want to pay $50. When you are an adult with a job you will understand

>>724334731
YLYL

>>724345780
when you leave your fucking basement and learn to drive and go to an actual fucking gas station, youll know that its all automatic shutoff now and has been for over a fucking decade

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>>724342918
>>724343559
>>724343880
>>724345646
>>724345573
You voted for Trump, didn't you.

>>724345896
WRONG AGAIN

I FUCKING VOTED FOR HARAMBE

>>724337617
Did he dead?