NZ/New Zealand thread. >Still looking for weed in Tauranga

weed plz in chch

Life, it's bad.

Drink alcohol and smoke durries like real men you fucks.

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>>724309574
The Pancreas Prevarication. Pancreas? You have likely heard of the mythical little thing that many claim resides inside of you. But you have not seen it. You have not touched it nor do you likely know anything about it. But you think it's there right?

Wrong.

It's a pure fabrication. A lie. Made by those at the top to ensure their diabolical plans for humanity can easily transition into being. One day a new resident of the human body will be discovered and this one will need pills or treatment. As we can gaze upon things smaller and smaller as time goes on it is not hard to believe this future. Your kids may need injections at school for something you did not know existed since it was discovered after your time in school.

Doctors are playing a long with it, the nutters they are. The medical field is ripe with a history of torture, human experimentation and more. This has not changed in our time. The delight in the grand misinformation campaign, playing with our minds and bodies as they LARP the idea of the pancreas with us while we shower the sadists with money.

So, ask yourself, have seen your Pancreas? Do you trust the elites? Do you trust doctors?

If not you are more sane than I started out. Take the Pancreas Pill now.

The Pancreas is a prevarication

>>724310171
wot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYqUYnXRQX0

This

>>724309574
sup cunts
who else here /Otago HSFY/

Heard today that if you go on Youtube and search img and four random digits you find a bunch of videos that got automatically uploaded by mistake. I tried it out, it's kinda interesting.

>>724310698
Your whole world is about to change. The illusion of the Pancreas must soon be shattered.

>>724310819
This is a honeypot

>>724310051
100% accurate.

>>724310733
>33

Why are IDs even gone?

How long did the thread stay up for last night? I went out after starting it.

>>724310171

>Vaccines? Good right?

>Wrong.

>It's a pure fabrication. A lie. Made by those at the top to ensure their diabolical plans for humanity can easily transition into being. One day a new resident of the human body will be discovered and this one will need pills or treatment. As we can gaze upon things smaller and smaller as time goes on it is not hard to believe this future. Your kids may need injections at school for something you did not know existed since it was discovered after your time in school.

>Doctors are playing a long with it, the nutters they are. The medical field is ripe with a history of torture, human experimentation and more. This has not changed in our time. The delight in the grand misinformation campaign, playing with our minds and bodies as they LARP the idea of the pancreas with us while we shower the sadists with money.

>Do you trust the elites? Do you trust doctors?

>If not you are more sane than I started out. stop taking them

>The vaccine has mercury and diseased pig organ cells.

FTFY

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hawkes bay nudes to trade anyone

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>>724312247

I have a pic of my dick to trade are you interest?

How the fuck do you meet girls? Every girl I know or talk to has a boyfriend.

dunnedin here, wassup fam. pak n save has the best donuts

>>724312577
I meet my women in an alley

>>724312097
Its easy to play that game though even for correct things.

>Blood Letting? Good right?

>Wrong.

>It's a pure fabrication. A lie. Made by those at the top to ensure their diabolical plans for humanity can easily transition into being. One day a new resident of the human body will be discovered and this one will need pills or treatment. As we can gaze upon things smaller and smaller as time goes on it is not hard to believe this future. Your kids may need supplications at school for something you did not know existed since it was discovered after your time in school.

>Doctors are playing a long with it, the nutters they are. The medical field is ripe with a history of torture, human experimentation and more. This has not changed in our time. The delight in the grand misinformation campaign, playing with our minds and bodies as they LARP the idea of the pancreas with us while we shower the sadists with money.

>Do you trust the elites? Do you trust doctors?

>If not you are more sane than I started out. stop taking them

>Blood Letting reduces the balance of good blood and bad blood and frankly ruins your natural emotions. Dont use them.

>>724312577
>Every girl I know or talk to has a boyfriend.
Or maybe they're just saying that.

>>724312577
4chan and tc has worked for some of us fgts lmao

Who posted Phoebe in the Vola?

I can suss in tauranga

>>724312442
Yes

>>724312831
The man the myth the legend Psyche bringer of nudes

>>724309574

Where's the weed on welly?

Come on guys homegrown today someone's holding

>>724312700

Dude sometime I think I am losing it, but you take the cake and eat it too for craziness.

>>724312577

Even if they have a boyfriend and you are superior they will just use you for sex and steal your genetic material and go back to their boyfriend and never contact you.

>t. Guy who had his genetic material stolen and the girl never called like she promised

>>724312831
Whats the vola

>>724312577

Bro why do you want to? Hire a whore and save yourself the pain.

They're all lying cheating sluts and no matter what you'll never be good enough.

>>724312963
we need to get in contact with him

>>724313218
just ask in the vola

>>724313265
i am the only one in there

>>724313265
Vola link?

>>724313372
/r/a9v9vd08

>>724312894
Really or are you teasing me?

>>724313034
Here in paraparaumu nobody shares my passion for uncovering the lie of the Pancreas. I was hoping more Kiwis would rally to the cause.

>>724313447
Mate this is the active one BCz9bbA

>>724313518
Seriously can, im in oats

>>724313560

I am in Levin, pancreas is real. I have gutted thousands of sheep, it is there.

We also have pancreatic cancer in humans and shit.

You on the right track but the wrong train mate.

Also does anyone in Horowhena/Kapiti/Manawatu need their trees cut down? I need some work to do.

>>724309773
hit up big kev

>>724313747
Sweet, how you want to organise this? Throwaway?

>>724313870
errr, who?

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I hate.

>>724313928
How do you mean by that?

>>724314042
Throwaway email.

Daily reminder only gays don't like boipuss

>>724313593
>BCz9bbA
ta

>>724314081
Im good with just texting

>>724314088
Tastes so fucking nice.

>>724314150

Sounds good bro, post your number

>>724314402
You're not the anon he's talking to...

do people goto the chat anymore?

>>724314402
>>724314509
Going to explain yourself?

>>724314652

Sorry bro, I have to be honest. I'm seeing someone else.

>>724314758
Yea ok.

>>724313184
Can you recommend any whores working tonight in Auckland

>>724314605
No. It's full of cringy namefags.

>>724313839
You are in on it freak. You need to re evaluate your life and wonder why you shill for them.

As for trees sorry I do those myself.

>>724314605
yeah, but they dont stay cuz no one is around its literally a vicious circle cuz cucks are too shortsighted to stay

>>724314888

Ask your sister if she's free

>>724314652
huh?

>>724314888
K'rd, the Swan. Tell them Eric sent you, they will take care of you.

how bout that cricket...

>>724314888
If you don't mind fat chicks I'll fuck you for 400

>>724315740
Good deal man take it

>>724315740
>400
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>724315321
Was that you posting about the number or are people just taking the piss?

>>724315819
idk what you're talking about..

>>724315885
Don't fucking waste me time, cunt.

>>724315740
Should ask for more tbh, you're meeting up with a random off the internet and could die

>>724315740
I'll fuck you for free and you'll love it.

>>724315945
come fight me m8. i waste no mans time.

Any fuckers in napier?

>>724315959
That's how all dating works now dude. Dating sites, tinder, grinder. Nobody meets people in person without talking online first.

>>724316022
You clearly are, just pathetic.

>>724316056
Yeah I know, that's how I got my missus kinda but I'd met her in person first, I just talked to her online way more after that.

Well???? 400 do we have a deal?? I don't have all night

+64279550711
My mate needs to learn a lesson

I've got $2 anyone hoes in welly that'll do me for that price?

>>724316561
Sent ;)

>>724316555
>>724314888

>>724315740
He got trips twice, you have to fuck him.

>>724316561
Not your personal army faggot.

>>724316142
ok m7

>>724316698
Check your phone for a contact by the name of mum, heard shes pretty good.

>>724316827
My mum is not so great a root. She was cremated 5 years ago.

>>724316698

I'll give you a handjob for $3.70 or a pie from BP.

I've got strong arms/hands and nearly 10 complete fingers.

>>724316734
One of those trips was me lol.

>>724316887
dat ash

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>>724316972

>>724316904
What bargain, im in

Anyone got dak in WGTN?

Faaaarkin dry atm

>>724317646
As i say to everyone, no. No one has any here. All the growers I know are only a week off from harvesting.

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I want to kiss a cute boy

>>724317813
Well thats no one here, besides maybe dunners.

Life is bad but these threads are perhaps even worse.

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>>724317913
Well how do we fix this critical problem anon?

>>724318017
I'm here now anon, I will help brighten your life :3

>>724318051
You'll lend me a gun?

>>724318080

Even better, I'll shoot you myself

>>724317913
A person messaged me when I cammed on the TC saying I was cute.

>>724318033
Id suggest going out and finding a cute boy, but outside is scary and there isn't 4chan.

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>>724318080
I'll lend you my hugs and we can watch animes well you tell me your problems

>>724317740
>All the growers I know are only a week off from harvesting.
Then they have to cure it.

>>724318051
No you won't, I'll just end up alone again.

weed in wellington? :3

>>724318183
You're never alone anon, you're in similar company here <3

>>724318133
wasn't me but i agree (lotsa homo)
>>724318109
Good cunt, use buckshot or hollow point so it's a sure thing.
>>724318159
Lists to long but sounds lovely.
>>724318167
>>724318199
Look for a depressed guy with long hair around Vic, he'll hook you up when he can.

>>724318247
Always alone, forever.

>>724318199

The struggle is real bro I was asking above :(

>>724318261
>but i agree
How do you know whom you're agreeing with/to/for?

i can believe this is still gonig on lol.

>>724318663
Believe it, bitch.

>>724318613
Because most people who cam on TC are cute to me, except for the dude who was fucking the water melon.

>>724318663
These usually go till 1ish

>>724318781
Fucking slut.

>tfw balding.

Fuck this sucks. I don't think it's MPB though because my scalp itches and I get rea; bad dandruff and stuff (even sometimes in my eyebrows) and that my eyebrows/eyelashes are falling out too.

>>724318791

WHY DOES NO ONE IN THIS COUNTRY HAVE FUCKIN DRUGS

time to overthrow the government and disestablish the police

>>724318781
ive just joined what TC? is there a new zealand cam site? i went to mermaids at the end of last year and there was a stripper telling me how she used to cam and is going to again, but i cant for the hell of me remember the website she gave

>>724318884

Age?

>>724318898
Buy off the darknet faggot

>>724318927

Customs catch as many as they dont

>>724318898
the police keep busting people, im sure they know grow ops are going on an swoop in ones the friuts are ripe just to fuck people off even more, theres a few tinnie shops here in napier but they run out real quick. i saw it get busted 2 weeks ago and within 3hours it was back up and running again

>>724318960
Domestic parcels don't go through customs. Look into alpha bay

>>724318816
>slut
>implying i get laid.

>>724318923
28.

>>724318781
>Because most people who cam on TC are cute

Objectively false.

>>724319050
You shy?

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私が知られるまで毎日ここに来るだろう。

>>724319122
Mixture of that and impotence 80% of the time.

>>724319105
im 30 and bald on my crown big time, i first got told i was going bald when i was 11-12 by my mate at school. it genetic for me plus i always wore a hat so this didnt help, sped it up the process.

>>724319116
WTF is TC

>>724319262
tinychat com nzcam

>>724319225
>plus i always wore a hat so this didnt help, sped it up the process.

Who told you wearing a hat makes you bald?

>>724319190
>>724319190

Performance anxiety is the problem that feeds itself man.

>>724319190
>impotence
From drinking?

>>724319225
Mine is going pretty fast which makes me think it's not normal balding, plus I used to have insanely thick hair.

Add that one top of having a really itchy forehead, bumps on my scalp and shit, I think it's something else.

>>724319395
it doesnt make you bald, but i all ready had very thin hair, and genetically destined to go bald. the top of my hat always rubbing on my crown which was where my hair was the most thin, speed up the process of it falling out plus prevented any return growth

>>724319416
this is true, just accept that you're shit at sex and you'll get better.

>>724319262
rodger theres no one in there

I miss IDbro ;_;

>>724319531
Probably doesn't help, I've just never had any good experience with sex thus never get excited at the thought.

>>724319558

Never truer words. Also, if you find a practice bitch, tell her what to expect. Nothing males you more anxious than trying to hide that you're shit at sex. Can't hide it bro.

>>724319705

Me too.

>>724319705
I miss his red hair and lanky twink body..

>>724318884
iktf, got the same thing, started at the same age too

>>724319705
hes never coming back

>>724320030
Hope he gets a mean hiding

>>724319712
Come fuck me, then.

>>724319976
Eyebrows, eyelashes, itchy scalp too?

>>724320030
cuz where are you im down on a 50

>>724320156
lol why not, where n when

>>724320030
Where you at? Selling?

>>724320191
Now. Tauranga.

>>724320239
bit of mish to get there. think ill just stay in bed.

>>724320178
yep all that shit, Ketoconazole shampoo helped a bit

>>724320203
>>724320184
hamilton haha

>>724320286
i no judge bae

>>724320319
Sheeit. I'm going to go see someone about it, see if it's something I can stop/reverse.

>>724320387
Come to Tauranga oi.

>>724320517
legit?

>>724320471
100% would if it weren't a 600km trip

>>724320517
go see those greasy dog cunts surely those fuckers would have a few oz lying around

>>724312577
I have a girlfriend at the moment... but when I didn't, Tinder worked wonders for me.
It pretty much becomes a game and depending on how much time/effort you sink into it you can basically fuck a new girl every single weekend perpetually. Pretty awesome for a while at least. Then once you get sick of that just keep going till a good one comes around and try settling in a bit...

>>724320692
what if you're an ugly cunt like me.

>>724320471
Well I wish you luck

>>724320582
Legit.

>>724320675
Ok.

>>724319705
who is/was IDbro? keep seeing the name around here.

>>724320908
The greatest nz thread poster of all time

>>724320908
our patron saint.

>>724320908
me

Can't wait to die.

>>724320795
Chances are you aren't as ugly as you think...
I considered myself an ugly cunt in my teen years because of low self esteem, but later realised I was just sort of normal

Even an ugly cunt can put together some half-decent photos of themselves ya know... Don't worry about stuff you can't fix and work on what you can improve, such as general hygiene, dressing not like a bogan cunt, nice haircut etc

>>724321111
same, least you got quads though

>>724321111
Oath brother

>>724321143
Yet they give me no solace.

>>724321138
>dressing not like a bogan cunt
Well that excludes all my clothes

>>724320908
ex-nzg poster that died of an overdose on tinychat some time in 2015

>>724321195
I know friend, nothing makes life feel better.
I find solace in knowing that it ends eventually.

>>724321210
>died of an overdose on tinychat
I don't believe you

>>724321258
Also drinking works.

>>724321421
Yeah that too. tried that last night and apparently i have a problem.

>>724319531
Dermatitis man, I got really long thick as fuck hair and I get it something fierce. Your scalp kind of clump together in chunks and shit?

>>724320583
Thames then :^)

>>724321587
nooooo you and I are probs related if your from there.

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>>724320908

>>724321500
Tell me about it, people just don't get that I had a problem before I drank and drinking helps me forget about it. People need to mind their own business.

>>724321680
fucking ae. But apparently they are concerned about me, and want me to get help.

>>724321765
Probably a good idea if you can manage it, but you should stop for your own sake not anyone else. If you're doing it for someone else you'll just end up convincing yourself you can get away with it.

>>724321199
Even if you aren't rich just got to the warehouse and get some simple plain t-shirts / shorts or whatever. It's not hard to not be a slob. Oh yeah, and please don't be fat. If you are, sort out your food mannnnnn.


Anyway good luck man.
To summarise my thoughts on females:
They have very different thought processes to us. Us guys we just want to a girl we think is hot, pretty simple.
Girls obviously appreciate a good looking guy, but that is only one piece of the puzzle and not as important as you would think. They are illogical beings who are attracted to guys who can provide them with a primal feeling of adventure or excitement. They like a guy who is "going places" and who they can brag about to make their friends jealous. A lot of their analysis of if you are "going places" isn't based in reality, but it is based on what you project to them. Therefore if you are a confident moron and pretend like you are a living god, they will fall right into your lap. If you mope around and say "boo hoo why don't girls like me", their vag dries up instantaneously.

You may have heard that girls are attracted when guys that ignore them, or attracted to assholes. I believe this is true and think it's because if a guy ignores them it bugs the girl; she imagines what other fun thinks he must be doing and wants to be part of it. If the guy is too available then it's not enough of a game for her and she gets bored.
Girls are pretty complicated but once it kind of clicks in your mind you realise this shit isn't actually as hard as you think.

Again the single most important factor is just being proud, confident and fun, (even if it's all a big fake for you, just learn to do it). Once you can master the illusion of having that vibe, then you're pretty much sorted. Single biggest thing to avoid is low self-worth and feeling sorry for yourself.

Well, just my 2 cents. Maybe some other people see it different...
Off to bed now xoxo

>>724321954
It is a good idea to stop, but I don't want to i'm doing this in the hopes that I'll die or at least take a few years off my life.

>>724321537
>Your scalp kind of clump together in chunks and shit?
I'm not sure, can you clarify?

My forehead is itching something wicked at the moment which sounds like a fugal infection more than anything else. Did you see a dermatologist to deal with yours? It stop your hair falling out?

>>724322020
Thanks for the advice man, i'll keep it in mind in the future.

>>724321623
Probably, I just want weed though to be fair

>>724322277
Bro as far as we know this is the only short existence we will ever get before its just gone forever. Might as well see it through to the fullest.
If you're not enjoying the ride so far, change course and try something else... whether that be moving to another country or a new job, new hobby or whatever

>>724322446
Ah, my hair isn't falling out I just have serious dermatitis. Dandruff kind of gets trapped by my hair or whatever and clumps together and never actually leaves my scalp, so my scalp just builds up a massive layer of dead skin that almost resemble scabs.

>>724322537
Fuck don't we all, not a lot i wouldn't do for a cone atm.
>>724322605
Not in a position to change many things right now, I am working on it though.

>>724322605
if thats who I think it is, dont even bother. he's been told a million fucking times but he just doesnt care, let him wallow in misery like he always does as he refuses to get help.

>>724322795
Fair enough haha. Keep on keepin on, one step at a time

>>724322660
Ah, mine does that sometimes but nothing major.

>>724322836
Yeah I wouldn't know, this is literally the first time I've been on /b/ in years. But just thought I'd give a few words of encouragement. I was there myself a few years ago and managed to climb out of it..

>>724323017
Thanks for the encouragement my dude.

>>724322836
I feel like you might be talking about me and I'm not the one posting in thread.

Magic mushrooms have a large amount of evidence of curing depression/anxiety.

I'm a few weeks away from being able to try and I'm hoping for some amazing results. Something for you all to look into (it's easy as getting spores into the country, not sure about syringes, but spores were easy as).

http://fsre.nl/

>>724323252
As someone who fucking loves psilocybin I can at least tell you it didn't do jack shit to my depression.

>>724323172
Regardless, vent here if you have it. Fuck that guy.

>>724323252
Also you don't need to import spores, shrooms grow here, just gotta wait for it to get cold and wet.

>>724323252
Hmm... It's a double edged sword really. If you're going deep enough down the rabbit hole, a bad trip could trigger ongoing anxiety in rare cases, or make an existing condition worse.

However I think at very low doses people seem to be able to find beneficial effects without having the venture too far into the void and have the benefits/risks associated with that

>>724323483
Idiotic comment, just fucking dumb.

>>724323252
>>724323483
>>724323364

Definitely looking forward to hitting up my regular spots in welly for a good crop of psilocybe wewaroa.

Last year was the fort time I ever went mushy hunting, on a whim with a mate. We got a kilo of them, something like 150 in a day. We took 15 each, shits nevel nek level

>>724323575
Obviously I'm not talking large doses, we're talking, at most, 2.5 grams but, more specifically, talking about microdoses.

It's believed one needs to trip fully a few times before microdosing in order to be able to 'feel' it, 'understand' it.

>>724323577
Are you legally retarded? It's okay I won't tell

>>724323658
Hell yeah.

>>724323658
I've already started seeing quite a few mushrooms around the place and the weather is still warm as and it's not been wet up here.

Should be a good year for the hunters amongest you.

>>724323710
>Are you legally retarded? It's okay I won't tell
Another great reply. You pointed out something that need not have been pointed out whatsoever. Fucking amazing cognitive dissonance.

Quick tell us more things we already know we already know we know.

>>724323822
Water is wet, the OP is always a faggot

>>724323822
>>724323710
Thanks guys for reminding me why I should never visit /b/ again

>>724323822
wat
Dude said he was gonna import spores, there's no need to import them

>>724309574
Eh I'm in Tauranga, where abouts in tga? I can get the hook ups bro

>>724323658
Would defs be keen to get some round here.

>>724323911
>>>/r9k/

>>724323967
Because mushrooms grow all year round so it's easy peasy to just pop outside and get them whenever, right?

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

>>724323997
By the Historic Village.

Anyone in dunners wanna play overwatch? Reply me your battlenet

>>724324070
...Hence the "Wait for it to get cold and wet" comment. Jesus christ, waiting a month or three isn't gonna kill him.

>>724324058

Just gotta know where to look bro, they're out there. Lots of them.

Well there will be, not just yet. Give it 3 weeks.

>>724324132
>waiting a month or three isn't gonna kill him.
Fuck you are so dumb.

>>724324204
You can stop replying now :^)

>>724324252
I'll reply for as long as I want, dumb cunt.

You can't control your own posts so it's laughable you think you can control the posts of others.

>>724324188
Sounds like im going on a camping trip in 3 weeks

>>724324252
>>724324335
Take your sodium elsewhere niggers.

>>724321210
Nah not even. I'm mates with her, she's still alive haha

>>724324204
>>724324252
>>724324335

This is why I love these quality threads. High calibre intellectual conversation.

Only 39 posters. This is legit.

>>724324474
I don't even know what the fuck they're bitching about

>>724324466
...

>>724324421

The 'Naki is the place to be if you wanna do a pilgrimage type hunt.

Do people still do that? Go to the likes of Bell Block and sift through the fields under pines in the early mornings?

Used to be that a shit ton of people would go from all over the country to do it, not so sure anymore.

>>724324466
>she's

>>724324104
I'm in Maungatapu, can you pick up?

>>724324466
She?

>>724324540
Fuck another dub cunt you dumb cunt.

Dump cunt you are such a dumb cunt, dumb cunt.

Any weed in Melbourne

>>724324637
Ok n8

>>724324252
Fucking kiwi scum.
Fuck yo thread
Hope black power chain fuck your mother and sister then you, while holding each other's waists in a giant conga line of sweat blood cum shit puke bile and tears

>>724324528
And over half of them are me

>>724324622
Got not wheels.

I'd walk but a bit too late.

>>724324638
topkek

>>724324638
Nah man.
It's dry
>packs cone

>>724324678
dude your alright nz cant afford gangs

Anyone visited hookers in Wellington? High class shit, $600-800/hr?

Interested in stories/recommendations.

>>724324678
Yeah I've obviously got it all under control no need for you to chime in with your shit post.

Didn't fucking ask for back up did I so back off.

10-7 rubber ducky, that.

Shit

I'm in lower hutt if anyone wants to come fuck a dude. Is a woman who wants to fuck a dude. Would like a weed sess.

>>724324734
Sup cuz?
Howz it across the pond? Getting cold yet?

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>>724324765

>>724324797

Not looking to fuck a dude but I also needa score weed in welly

>>724324797
Face

I'm a woman,sesh etc.

Any weed on king island

>>724324801
If by "across the pond" you mean north island then nope. This heat is cancer.

Anyone here watch Car Boys? This week's ep was good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXiQaz_3nOY

>>724324765
YeahNah.
>fuck you

>>724324754
>$600-800/hr?
You know you could just take some chick to tea off tinder and she'd do dirty shit for fucking way less than that?

I'm a fucking faggot and I even know that. Fucking hell.

>>724324869
You're not out of breath at all.

>>724324845
I'll fuck you bro, where to meet?

>>724324754

Yeah be realistic bro, it's just sex. Unless her vagina is a wee gold smelter that will plate your cock, I'd find a tinder date or something.

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>>724324848

Porirua \m/

>>724324963
$600-$800 for a gold plated dick
>bargain prices
Fuck yeah I would/10

>>724324994

You flicking or looking bro

>>724325027
Unfortunate schmelting accident

>>724325055
Slinging crack.
Also am undercover cop. Do tell anyone

>>724324845
same though

>>724325027

I would too mate haha but that's the point, pay as much as you like it's a cunt like any other.

Just sayin hey!

>>724325139
GET OUT

>>724325127
Not that anon.
I agree. There's always expenses to aquirring a dick purse, but paying for sex feels just too far over the line for me

>>724325139
We love you here!
>sell us drugs

Still looking for weed in melb cunts

>>724325216

For me it actually ruins the fun a bit. Thrill of the chase is all part of it, you thrash a bitch that little bit harder when you know you've overcome adversity to get in her.

>>724325121
I'll make the same offer to you then.

I'lve no weed but I'll fuck you anyways?

>>724324874
Maybe, maybe not. At least with a hooker it's a sure thing and there's no complications.

Plus I have a girlfriend already, and Tinder is "sneaking around" which has too much risk.

>>724325286

Tough tits mate fuck off to a "dingo stole my rape dungeon irwin" thread

>>724325304
where n when then.

>>724325305
You know escorts and hookers are all about that blackmail right son?

>>724325384
My place. Now or never
Corner of Yates and wardell

>>724325386
Tbh could say the same about most women
>Giving a hooker any kind of personal information

>>724325386
Why do you think I'm asking for recommendations?

Anyone selling weed in North Shore?

>>724325381
K

>>724325381
Well shit you got me there

>>724325444
nice trips, no idea where that is though

>>724325445
Do you take a second wallet and phone with you?
Even I'm not that paranoid. I'm just saying.

>>724325471

Based on this thread and the last 5 NZG threads, no one has sold weed in NZ since 1987.

Wellington weed? 04-381 2000 Call me and I'll see what I can do. Gotta use a landline. Mobiles are too traceable.

>>724325573
Neither just saw it in the captcha

>>724325585
I don't take either because they're usually thieves

>>724325585
No real names.
Acquire a cheap pre-pay phone for communication.
Leave your phone at home.
Pay cash.
Meet them at their premise.
Don't take your car there, or anywhere near there.
Don't use a "public" one with fucking signs outside, find one which is high class and only gives the location to actual clients.
Wear a fucking balaclava.
etc etc etc.

>>724325614
>landline
Untraceable

>>724325614

Can confirm this works, they actually do delivery by drone and accept debit over the phone.

>>724325614
>04-381 2000
>Not the cops i swear.

We keep it 300 like IDbro

>>724325634
clever girl

>>724325689
Like I said 04-381 2000. Trace me faggot.

>>724325673
Nah mate. Not my game.
No partner I need to hide it from.
Lucky enough to pick up when I need.
Just can't fathom the way some people will complicate they're life for a shit root anyways

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>>724325614

>>724325783
Their*

>>724325783
There's not a lot to life without a root once in a while son.

>>724325786
Nice Photoshop.

>>724325878
I may be on 4chan on a Saturday night but I have better things to do with my time than Photoshop Google search results.

>>724325782
Ok :) uzin mah l33t skulls new to hax your fuckin razer synapse right now faggot.
I'll hack your fucking washing maschine if I feel like it.. I'll do it from a pay phone booth to ya boxy kent.

Prepares for fuck all.

>>724325939
Sunday morning*

>>724325939
Then why the big speech and yet you do it? Dude. Some people just wanna get hooked up.

>>724325861
It's kool as I said I'm fortunate :)
Not judging either btw.
Power to you blokes
Fuck em with riteous fury

>>724326025
So you're splitting hairs. Want a cookie?

>>724326041
Or locked up. Nice attempted troll but it failed. Move on. Post some Rick Astley shit or something.

>>724325939
You could always just jack it again. I'm sure you've got another in you.
>lonely faggot

>>724326200
Could go for a cookie.

>>724326095
:)

Maybe I need to just learn to love the cock. Seems easier.

>>724326095
Good on you for not cheating though.

>>724324797
>>724324848
I'm serious.

>>724326225
Not lonely bro. Just want to fuck hot chicks and I've got the money to pay for it.

>>724326287
Giz your number bro. Can you get here?

>>724326287
Please clarify?
I'm sure all of us would like a guy or girl to fuck and smoke with.
>which are you?

>>724326313
not hot or a chick but can i has monies.

>>724326376
Fem.

>>724326277
I play guitar/sing
Have long blonde hair
Live by the beach
>let the summer of pussy never end.

>>724326544
Would shout a q if I was nearby.
Good luck

>>724326498
What are you going to spend it on?

>>724326498
I too could receive donations/funding.

0273413520 Call me.

>>724326544
Trap
>funk you I'm nt getting bashed tonight bro

>>724326691
I don't smoke crack, as a rule.

>>724326723
Text books tbh poor af

>>724326764
Calling.
Did you get it?

>>724326544
proof needed

>>724326919
Most of you know me.

>>724326909
Try again. 0273413520.

>>724326887
Actually seems legit.

TBH I would if there was a way I could do it anonymously. (Irrelevant backstory but) I've come into some money recently and feel a need to not just blow it all on hookers and computer gaming equipment / toys.

>>724326869
Quarter oz.
kek
Crack
>not even twice

>>724326945
That's not exactly proof though is it.

>>724326986
(Like $200 is nothing to me but it would mean a lot to a lot of people, if that makes sense.)

>>724326945
Q?

>>724326986
For sure.
>perhaps you could purchase books by isbn for anon and send to his local school or library.
>but he's probably full of shit

>>724326986
>>724327101
Dw bro ill survive, i'll just sit next to rich cunts who have the books.

>>724326945
Boxxy???