>your country >are you happy?

USA

No

>Argentina
>Fuck yeah nigger

>Brazil
>No. I need a cute 2D loli on my life

Russia
Nope. I want hugs, sex and money.

France. Asshole racist sexist colonialist country.

No

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>>723665899
USA
Yes

Russia
No

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>>723666022
>>723666086
>>723666136
>>723666138
>>723666168
what's so bad about your nations guys?

>>723666138
>>723666225

France

>french

>>723665899
I just came here to download this picture.

Usa.
No.
Do I even need to explain why?

America.
Yes, mostly.

>>723666225
Usa:

Circumcised
No gf
No job
Depressed
No prospects
No one cares

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>>723666577
Same yet I'm very happy, I wonder why?

>>723666813
Don't know I'm not even if I get a gf sex won't be as good for me as someone else who's not circumcised so I don't even have much drive to have sex anymore.

Also I'm low test (290~)

>USA
>despite the Cheetos Jesus being puppet president
>pretty happy

Spain
Si

>>723665899
USA
No

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>>723665899
America, fuck yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

>>723665899
USA
Absolutely.
So grateful to be alive today

Russia
NO

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>>723665899


Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

>>723667596
Kys

>>723665899
>USA
>somewhat, some people are really great, others are pieces of shit

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New Zealand

Sure, Uni tuition is reasonable, rent is reasonable, and life is laid back.

up

Poland
Kind of

>Have gf for over 5 years
>Have apartment
>No job althou I have master degree in biology which is anoying as fuck!

USA
No but optimistic for the future

up

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>>723665899
Canada. Am a richfag, but life feels so gray. I just don't feel like I belong in this society.

germany
no , too many stupid muslims

Norway

I'm Saami, so both yes and no.

>UK
>very

Philippines

No

>>723666138
fucking retard.
also germany
fucking leftis nigger gov. still yes fucking yes mastrace

France
Oui

Any country where no one is able to come in your home and take your shit is a good one in my opinion

France
Oui

Germany,
I get cancer under my left eye, my lounge, my right leg, depression, burnout, and that's only the tip. And I'm not even near the thirds. So, probably: No. Cause my brain is full with Melanzepin and Tavor.

>>723671645

>Masters in Biology
>Doesn'T understand why he cant find job

LEL

>>723673839

Start reading.

>>723665899
MURICA

Yeah, Life's rad. Not thrilled about Trump but all of the hilarious asshurt surrounding it has been solid GOLD.

>>723676768
>Start reading
I fail to see how this would alleviate my woes.

>Straya

> I dunno really, kinda on the verge of getting fit and sorting my life out or staying with my fat gf and using vidya and internet to distract myself from the reality that is unavoidable death and the eventual end of the universe.

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I'm just right of center and I live in America. Yep. What a great time to be alive.

>>723677100
Run, anon. Run now.
Both literally and figuratively.

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>>723677100

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>France
>NO !

>Sweden
>Hell no

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>>723665899
Britain noooooooooooo noo no no no no no

>>723665899
Australia
No, not sure why.

>germany
>plz safe us

Russia
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

USA
Yes, I am always happy, like 24/7 I don't know why I am starting to think I have a hormone imbalance or something

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Russia
No

No money
No job
No gf
No friends
No free time because of studying
[spoiler] I doubt this depends on where I live though [/spoiler]

>>723678793
You sure? Every other Russian in this thread has also not been happy

>>723678158
How could you let Germany go to shit like that? Since I was 7 I wanted to go to Germany. But fuck that

>Switzerland
Fuck no, worst country for KHV robots.

Malaysia

No, someone just get killed by one of the most toxic chemicals on the planet in one of my country most secured place. I am consider moving

>>723665899
USA
yes

>>723679145
What are KHV robots?
>sorry for shit knowledge

>>723679653
kissless hugless virgin (khv) nolifers
>>>/r9k/

France, and yes.
We just need to kick that oligarch government we've been having for more than 50 years, but the overall country is cool.
And no, ISIS doesn't bomb our country. The said government does.

> Scotland
> Could be worse

>>723674008
Germany
No.
-No rl friends
-No gf
-Social anxiety
-Depression
-Being schizophrenic since my childhood (my parents never realized that)
-family issues
-too many bad grades
-harming myself

>>723680364
When do you leave the "union" ?

>>723665899
greece ,no

>>723679090
Almost nobody in this thread is happy. If you end up on 4chan your life is shit anyway.

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Russia.

>are you happy?

With my country? Not really. It`s not too bad or FUBAR tho.

With my life? Hell yeah. Found myself a new and nice job, bought another gun, my gf will return from Tula in a couple of days.

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Germany
No, even tho I should be
Have a Ok Job
Not poor
Have some friends, not much but good ones
healthy
not bad looking, not great looking either
pretty average alltogether but there is no real reason for me to be unhappy
yet I am

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>>723665899
Sweden

absolutely not

>>723665899
Australia
Yes but theres too many foreigner cunts in melbourne

>>723665899
Germany. No.

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>>723665899
Cyprus

No one might even know what country it is. No I am not fucking happy with the cockroaches nigger turks in my country. Τουρκος καλος μονο νεκρος

>>723666138

are there some french people left in france or is it nigger and nord africa only now? long time since i´ve seen someone white labeled as "french".

>Germany
>since shit started with the fucking refugees im now proud to have a fucking mosque not more than 1km away from my house and a fucking refugee camp not more than 1km away from my house.

fuck muslims and niggers

USA and fuck no. No matter what I do my boss always berates me for "not working hard enough" even though I do things EXACTLY how he tells me, I'm pretty sure my wife either isn't in love with me anymore ando is just going through the motions or she's cheating. We have sex once every 3 or 4 months but only after a LOT of trying on my part. Found out I'm sterile so I'll never have kids. My 2 best friends live 1000+ miles away and my anxiety is getting so bad I almost can't handle even leaving my house some days. Depression has started to set in and suicidal thoughts cross my mind more and more. But other than that I'm good.

>united states
>nope

USA.

I'm getting there, one day at a time.

Germany
Yes, it could be much worse

Ireland (Eire)

No (Police state can search you and take your phone off you under fire arms act and drugs act and they don't have to have proof of anything just randomly go though your phone and search you)

Philippines. No. Too many fucking slums where lots of babies are being born to illiterate families. I blame these fags for overpopulation especially in Manila.

People here are just way too undisciplined. Will move out of here as soon as I am capable but not sure where.

Most people who say no without explanation haven't actually been outside of their country.

>>723683832
anon, I really doubt I would thrive in any other country either.

>Denmark

Our government is shit, my education is shit, my life is okayish. Not sad, but not gleeful either

>Denmark

Happy about the opportunities, but the government makes shitty choices all the time and people just seem to not care anymore. A lot of feminazis, but we're not as fucked as Sweden. Not sad, mostly just neutral. Hate life, but somehow make it work.

>>723684163
LOL I get my weed from Denmark... really good stuff

>>723684344

Oh yeah, the best thing about Denmark has to be Christiania and the weed.

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>>723682876
sounds like you need brouzouf bro

Denmark, and yeah. I'm a girl so it's pretty great.

>>723684384
If you're into smoking check out DreamMarket (Deepweb) and look through Denmark vendors and there is one called Hash something anyway they have unreal hash and weed I get it posted over normally

>>723684513
How does being a girl make a great factor for it being great to live in Denmark? Not judging, just curious.

>>723684573
I've seen it! But I don't live far from Christiania and know a lot of dealers, so great hash and weed is not far from home.

>Iceland
>have gf
>social anxiety and depression, medically diagnosed
No, but it could be worse

>>723683954
>>723684163
maybey you guys should invade the brittish isle again

>>723684686
why are so many people depressed in Iceland?

>>723684790
irc porn is banned there

>>723684667
Idk, I don't really have any real problems. People are nice and you have great opportunities.

>Poland

Happy, but polish goverment is shiet.

>Canada
Pretty happy

>>723684982
I mean, I think that people are nice to boys as well so I just find it weird, but whatever man. Are you under education or?

>Greece
>Meh, its ok

>>723685057
Like I meant that people are nice to you no matter what gender you are. And yeah I am.

>>723683238
I spotted Junkie Joe who got caught by the Garda kek

Netherlands
4/10

Shit tier future perspective because mental health

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>>723685101
fucked any hairy turk women yet
or is that on the forbidden list along with niggers

Spain.

No, too many feminist cunts. Also refugees.

>>723684790
High expectations, shit government, shit currency, huge debts.
Also gets dark as fuck during winter. If you weren't depressed to begin with, you will at least feel down a few months of the year
>>723684840
Like anyone actually follows that law, or even enforce it. They enforce it if you make porn however

Serbia
pretty happy now tbh, better than it was in the last decade by large margins

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>>723685707
>Like anyone actually follows that law
I do

>>723686363
>doesnt watch porn
>on /b/
nigga

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Northern Sweden. Yes.
>Never see any refugees or mudslimes.
>Awesome "free" healthcare.
>Great income, fun job.
>Feel safe.
>Amazing nature.
Pic related. Home.

up

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>>723686908
lol, I thought the name of the place was Hemma.

Anyway, I'm jelly, Anon.

>>723679144
this, and allso Sweden,Norway..Fin.. hot grills

>>723665899
USA, and I'm fairly content with life and the people in it.

>wales
>not england
>quite happy

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>Austria

Unhappy as fuck

Poland

No (need more money)

>>723679145
same here

>>723679145
how so?
care to elaborate?

>>723681339
Not necessarily, I think many like myself like 4chan because you can pretty much say anything you want (except that you're under 18) and nobody is gonna say 'you can't say that'

>>723680522
every thread I go to, someone is fucking schizophrenic

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>germany
>yes, but my final exams for highschool are in 1 month, I have some plans for future, but if they don't work, I'm fucked. Also my only real friend leaves for a year, so I'm gonna be alone. meh. But I still have hope.

pic unrelated

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Poland
Country is great but I'm fucking worthless

>>723667153
Stop whining

>>723691029
I only know that poland is pretty retarded
>anti gay
>anti abortion
>many nazis
>conservative christians everywhere
>you niggas steal shit in every country around you

>Philippines
>No

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>>723691029
>poland
>great

So you're not only worthless, but also retarded. Poor thing

>>723665899
no
no


turkey

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US
Yes

Philippines

>Depends on America and China

Spain. No.

>Goverment is Franco's fascist legacy, so are the laws the make.
> Misandrism considered as feminism
> Too much attention to soccer and trash TV
> Swaggers are trendy
> No jobs, assumed I'll have to emigrate after college and masters

portugal

>socialist-communist coalition in power
>actually doing a decent job because labels don't matter and they just want power
>still can't wait to get out