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Whats this all about?
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>>723663012
Mods, he flipped it to avoid detection, moooottttttt!!!!
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>>723663361
SHH
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>>723663012
NSA must be asleep
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How do you post it without getting banned? In fact, how is the new binary system not destroying it? Please answer
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>>723663012
I was wondering that too
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WE NEED ANSWER
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I'm getting headaches looking at the picture.
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>>723663012
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>>723663012
>>723664231
Someone posted unflipped unshoped version, crashed 4chan, gave headaches to everyone that saw it, could not be saved, wasn't archived, and mods banned everyone posting unshopped and shoped version for a whole 7 hours. Eventually, enough shopped versions were banned that no one knows which one is the real one, and at that point mods stopped banning
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>>723663012
are those real aliems?
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BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>723664503
The real one is a black and white screenshot of a military recording with a december date on it. None of these shitty ones being spammed even look like the original.

Ironic shitposting is cancer when the site is nothing but shitposts
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>>723664714
nice try, shill. I remember this photo when it was posted.
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>>723663012
ayyyy lmao
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>>723663012
Ayy lmao
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>>723663012
AYY LMAO
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>>723664714
I'm out of the loop of this situation.

Were there even aliens in the original post?
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>>723664531
Not in that or all the shitty reposts, no. The original one could be fake but the "alien" thing was eery looking and there were real men in actual hazmat gear.
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>>723664764
>remember seeing recently spammed shitposts
Damn anon what is it like to be a 16 y.o. old fag?
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>>723664889
fuck off. Stop spreading lies, you faggot.
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Ayellamaos
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>>723664764
>remembers seeing spammed cancer
Good job?
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So no one has the original pic. Curiosity will kill me.
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AYY LMAO I CREATED IT ITS CGI
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>>723664979
I'll rephrase. The pic which OP has posted is extremely close to the one which crashed the site.
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>>723664889
I was obviously joking at first because I thought this was a typical shit post but I did some research and apparently there was a spooky real image of an alien posted yesterday. Please dont tell me this is the one, it looks like fucking xbox 360 graphics
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Some were saying goes it was a false flag for some pizzagate leaked info
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>>723664878
the original, as in, the one the itt government worker posted, had some tall weird thing with men standing around it. the screenshot had a December 2016 date and looked cool. i didn't think anything about it at the time but now i keep seeing people asking about it and all these threads spamming shitposts
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>>723665114
Oh yeah, definitely. But we're referring to the one that sparked the sudden circlejerk of the ayy lmfao
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>>723665412
this tall weird thing?
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Somebody have the original image?
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>>723665582
Can't tell if you're joking or being serious...
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>>723666009
I hope someone out there managed to prevent the image file from erasing iotsel on his/her hard drive
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>>723666009
can you read? Apparently you couldn't save it and it wasn't archived.
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>>723665170
No it was back in January. You ever watch the leaked military videos? It looked like the helicoptor recording when they gunned down arab journalists and then the van full of children whose dad stopped to help the injured? It was the same black and white but on ground level. It was definitely more detailed than any of those retarded polaroids people still come up with but that doesn't make it an alien... Might just be a tall dude with a new type of gasmask/respirator on, or maybe he was being captured
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>>723666116
I wonder if ot was possible to even snapshot or screencap the thread
...
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dubs and ill post the real image
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>>723665094
wow as if it wasn't fucking blisteringly obvious

You didn't even use any ambient occlusion or subsurface scattering. Your lighting is also wrong.
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Yay, Dans back.
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>>723666207
Yeah you're right. Sorry, i'm a little tarded.
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>>723666009
The anon who posted the first one said he got it off Tor but was only releasing it because the site he got it from stopped working in January
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What if all of this is bullshit? :o
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>>723665582
no but nice ayyy lmfao. mind if I save it?
see >>723666145
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>>723666253
>>723665094

Furthermore, the focus is wrong, the DOF of the picture is in the middle of the cacti field, the alien is standing at the wrong angle from the ground, it alien would need to be 20 feet tall to be where it is in frame, and it is also angled incorrectly, the camera is looking downwards while the alien is awkwardly completely flush with the frame.

>>723666374
Some samefagging, some memers, one really bad CGI alien.
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Damn this IS really spooky, can you guys imagine that for once se face real proof.
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>>723665092
This. Doubt its an alien but what military stuff got leaked? Field testing new equipment at night? Capturing a man in a respirator?
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I actually remember the image being quite different.

It was tall, yes, but the image wasn't black and white. Plus, I remember the alien/being/man having an unnervingly gaunt face. Also, its eyes were so caved in that they appeared to be shadowy holes...
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>>723666666
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So whats the most solid alien footage that exists? I know its all bullshit but Im extremely baked and wanna see some spooky shit
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>>723666422
The autistic cactus thing is definitely bullshit but we're focusing on the leaked military pic that triggered all the ayy lmfao shitposting
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>>723664992
>i've seen every image posted here
Fuck off retard
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>>723663012
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>>723666782
> autistic cactus thing

It's called depth of field you fucking mongoloid.
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>>723666642
I remember it that way too, but everyone else is describing it differently.
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>>723666704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWTldrEYsoE
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>>723666642
>I actually remember the image being quite different.
>It was tall, yes, but the image wasn't black and white. Plus, I remember the alien/being/man having an unnervingly gaunt face.
>completely different details
>face instead of headgear
>colored
then its probably not the same image
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>>723663012
Alfie?
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>>723666898
>depth of field = subject matter
Goddamn that is some Grade A autism
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ayyyyyy
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>>723663012
Looks like a Sleestak suit after someone took it off.
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>>723666898
illiteracy is the new cancer that is ruining /b/
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>>723663012
That's not the actual image you fucking shill KYS
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>>723666862
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>>723666898
No its called an Ayyy Lmfao
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>>723663012
The lighting on the alien doesn't match the daylight background. Therefore the alien was in front of a greenscreen in a bunker at Area 51
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>>723667391
>Fake and gay, kys
That's what they want you to think...
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>>723667304
DoF tends to blurr things and cause loss of detail in the 1/3 of foreground and 2/3 of background. At f16 on a full sun day, you could handhold a 300mm lens and get this shot at 1/60th. But this looks like maybe f11 (given the DoF) which introduces the speculation of a tripod or someone with sturdy hand holding skills at around 1/30th. But we can't know until we see the whole photo.
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>>723667611
I am referencing, of course, this photo >>723667024
not the obviously fake one.
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>>723667024
The answer is in the eyes.

I was here when the original got posted but i saw it for like a microsecond while scrolling before everything went to shit. can't remember shit about the picture, though a two man with hazmat suits as mentioned here before seems to resonate
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I saw the original thread. The being was wearing some sort of gas mask, and I scrolled past it thinking it was a circlejerk about how we should gas the jews...
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Wait the eyes?
>>723667720
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>>723667907
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>>723667907
Holy sheetus
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Why isn't >>>/x/ ontop of this shit?
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>>723667907
I swear to God, if that's the real image in the reflection...
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>>723668027
Cause /b/ is the smarter ones
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>>723668027
The thread just got pruned like 2min ago, I've been bouncing back between that one and this
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>>723663012
The amount of fakes being spammed by the CIA is proving that there was an original at some point.
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>>723668027
I saw it on /x/ in January but I'm not a regular
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>>723667907
Zoom in closer
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>>723668088
Still active here:
>>>/x/18686301
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>>723667907
>>723668067
YES YES
I remember that background, the hazmat suit guys are missing though, maybe in the other eye?
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>>723667732
>>723667720
i'm usually one for spamming counterbullshit too but i did see the black and white one in January and would like to see it again before this gets off track... i need a new background for my batylestation. the leaked screenshot happened before the ayyy lmfao stuff shitsploded across here
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>>723667907
>zoom in
>enhance
>turn 360° and zoom away
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>>723667907
It's just a skybox
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>>723668027
That's like asking why /r/ doesn't do requests or why Random can only have the same fifteen subject matters
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>>723668538
Why? What is this image?
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>>723668436
No that's definitely not it. Any Tor-pedo in here familiar with conspiracy sites?
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>>723668720
The answer to everything.
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>>723668027
Their is a thread but they're of track
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>>723668720
Trump's tax release
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>>723665094
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>>723668802
Just like any true 4chan thread

Who has webmds of ayy lmfaos fucking womyn
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>>723669118
>It brings us love.
>Kill it!
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I bring you love.
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>>723669319
>It sprayed something into my eye!
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>>723669593
Aw, nuts!
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>>723668720
Celine Dion strap-on fucking Adam Sandler while a guy in a Fawkes masks stands in a corner and gherks off
>ayyy lmfao
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ayy
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Just fucking lol@povery shoop rendering
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>>723670152
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b
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>>723670846
The fuck is that
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>>723670846
X-Files actor
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>>723663012
fake to scare fgts and it got headlines look nobody even posts it ever
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>>723670993
stop spreading misinformation
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>>723670993
knew they had real aliens acting on set. simple economics
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>>723664714
>larping this hard

do you ever get laid? the jokes over
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>>723671210
Oh shit this picture scared me
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>>723671115
>bumping an old thread to bring up a dead joke
here's a (You)
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So does anyone have the photo or is this just like that goddamn Thunderbird picture?
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No one knows
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It turned out to be the Ayy from Naked Lunch
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>>723671210
2spooky4me, I'm out
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spooky
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:^)
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>>723663361
Moot is gone. Not even jap boss can save you now, fgt.
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>>723670993
XF actor ?
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>>723664714
You mean this?
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:0
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>>723670846
Its the grineer
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It's some alien fucker being a faggot.
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>>723664714
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what
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that >>723672799
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>>723672957
Your moms loosey poosey
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>>723672957

baekon
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>>723663012
i think it's real guys
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It is
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Bump for alien nudes
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>>723672616
kek
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Someone say alien nudes???
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stool pidgeon
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>>723674964
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>>723675117
>23675117 ▶
>File: aliennude.jpg (8 KB, 201x251)
Less penis, more nudes
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>>723675117
moar but bigger res
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>>723666702
Whoa
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Beee
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