Femanons, describe the first time a guy came in your mouth.

>>723666606

no femanons on /b/... faggot.

>>723666606

Fuck, those numbers ought to count for something.

>>723666666
666666!!!!!

>>723666666
Nice get.

>>723666666

WHOA

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>>723666666

>>723666666
Screenshotted

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>>723666666
Noice

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>>723666666
Nice!

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>>723666666

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>>723666666
hail satan!

This is now a get thread.

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>>723666666
fuck you satan

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>>723666666

>>723666800
Good!

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>>723666866

>>723666866
checked

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>>723666666

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>>723666666
woah nigga

>>723666666
Satan has spoken
Judgement has come to us

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you all need Jesus

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>>723666606
Thread derailed on the first comment

>>723666666
Holy shit I can't believe I got this

>>723667043
So I get to make a request now

>>723666996

It's remarkable, right? I'm OP and this is far more interesting.

>>723667066
Indeed

>>723666684
Why? You've got almost the same numbers.
How's your first day going anyway?

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>>723666666
put me in the screencap

>>723666666
Hes not wrong

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>>723667043
Nice work. Check em.

>>723666996
Cute!

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>>723666666

Muh nigga. Someone's familiar with the old rules.

>pic related

>>723667099
I need someone catfished

>>723667108
Posted that before I saw the insane get.

>>723667180
fucking roody-poo candyasses

OP here, if ur not going to answer my topic then gtfo

Let it be known that on this day, a legend was born.
AK.

>>723666666
boi

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>>723666666
>>723666666

>>723667260
why? wondering what you need to be ready for tomorrow?

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>>723667259
niger, faggot, girugamesh, fdsfgs, etc. we're still here

>>723666666
You heard the dub trips. He has spoken

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>>723666666
Fuuuuuuuuu truuuuuth for Satan

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>>723666606


Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

>>723667456
>dub trips
hoooooly shit we got a newfag

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>>723666666

>>723667413
as are the people's champions

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>>723666666
Satan speaks truth!

>>723667398
lo

>>723666666
damn nigger

>>723667466
I'll bite, 9 days no jack off or sexual stimulation. Not even gonna think of mom panties. Roll

>>723666666
Praise Kek. The get is good and your words are a halcyon call back to younger days on /b/. You have blessed us and are truly blessed.

>>723668173
You've succumbed to the neverending shitpost.

Self sucked the tip twice before.
Felt like warm pulses across my tongue with the taste of cum.
I'd imagine it's the same but with more gags and some other fuckers bodily fluids.

>>723668221
Shitpost or not I will prevail and on the 9th day I will ejaculate into a female with the force of a thousand suns.

>>723668370
Good luck.

>>723666606
it was abrupt and a bit surprising. before I went down on him, I mentioned that I'd only done it once or twice prior and wasn't very good, but then he came in like maybe 2 minutes and afterwards said i was really good, but I'm p sure it was just him being really quick to cum.
really bitter also.

>>723666666
Not wasted

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>>723666666
Tanya likes your 6's

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>>723666666
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>723666606
sauceeee?

>>723668668

Bitter cums.

>>723669232
Bree Olson North Pole

>>723666666
Witnessed

>>723667466

Rolling

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>>723669094
Don't steal my waifu faggot.

>>723666666
TRUTH

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>>723666666
chekenen

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>>723666666
Satan speaks the truth

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>>723666666
>>723666800
>>723666866
>>723666933
>>723667066
>>723667099
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>>723667466
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>>723669300
Magic

I do big cums and my penis is of thic mushroom. Femanon who wants it here?