/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

sup

Dunedin reporting, fucking great weekend. bring on the week. looking forward to it.

how about you all?

wellington in search of lawfag. I got a quick question.

>>723663355
almost backhanded a customer today.

also 4:30am start tomorrow, plus i dont have enough to go to killswitch/fallujah at the moment so im pretty bummed.

apart from that im doing great
also saw these guys on friday, it was great, the next in dread possibly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSjJKJGgx60

>>723664261
what'd the customer do? where do you work?

early starts suck dick.

never heard of them before, to be honest with you.

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>>723664201
So my dad died last year and his will is still under probate. My brother and dad's wife (not related to me or brother) are still living at his place. Today at like 8:30pm he gets a letter from the lawyer saying that he has to be out of the house by 5:00pm today because the wife feels their relationship has become "tense". As far as I know the exterior of the will has no idea that this is happening. What do?

>>723664424
work at a plumbing outlet, some gook bought in his old toilet pan connector, covered in atleast 2 decades worth of shit and put it on the counter. then proceeded to use half shouting broken english to try and get a replacement i assume.

we just kicked him out, it was fucked up.

I'm waiting for Ali Williams to show up with coke, hope he hurrys up

>>723662923
tga reportan
been hitting the scotch all weekend so pretty smashed atm

>>723664580
ewww fuck, can understand you kicking him out.

Reporting in from the city of quakes and fire, still got weed tho so morale is high

Hello, boys!

Weed in Tauranga?

>>723664823
you lucky son of a bitch, it's dry as fuck here

Look up Citizens Advice Bureau, call them in the morning, then probably lawyer up. Also, notify executor ASAP.

>>723664521
You talk to a lawyer. I am not a lawfag but it's pretty clear what the situation is. She was his wife, so technically she owns the house, regardless of what is in the will.

Also, you need to give like, 2-4 weeks for eviction, so unless he was told a month ago what was gonna happen, she legally can't do anything, unless he assaults or threatens her or some shit.

>>723664867
where abouts are you?

>>723664950
>>723665020
TY.

>>723665080
Close by the hospital.

Why are IDs even gone?

Yo - Lower Hutt / Wellington here. Hows the next week looking all?

Where the fuck my Frozen lime dranks at?

>>723665671
please don't include Wellington as part of your habitat.

>>723665679
I have a few lime Raro sachets, but I don't have a freezer.

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Dunners reporting.

What's crackin', boiz?

>>723665742
Does it count if i work in Town? That's a large portion of my days there.

>>723665671
yo upper (as in better) hutt here. I'm starting study this week

>>723665839
No it does not.

dunners in the house

>>723665820
shit all bored af as per usual

>>723665886
Well shit. I'm sorry for the fuck up.

>>723665205
not far from one of my mates places, trying to see if he has any atm

>>723665841
What are we (royal) studying?

>>723666012
Chur

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wellingn cbd fag here

>>723666105
Get me frozen limes cunt.

>>723662923
Te awamutu reporting in
Any fags know where that is?

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>>723663355
Dunedin here too and a filthy otago HSFY student.
tfw got lectures tmrw

>>723666162
BK?

>>723666105
Show us her tits.

>>723666216
yes

>>723666229
>her

>>723666214
i've been back at it for two weeks now, thanks polytech.

>>723666188
nah no idea, whats the name of that in the language of the colonizers?

>>723665820
Reminder this naughty boy got banned from Maccas because he couldn't stop fingering himself in their bathrooms.

We gonna 666666 this thread, calling it now.

>>723666188
nice dubs and yea of course
i travel alot for work

>>723666324
It's just south of Hamilton

>>723664823
Dawg where'd you get that shit.

considering ordering a nice succulent side dish meal from dominos.

pizza is for savages.

>>723666381
I'm going to get it and I'm going to post something really fucking gay.

Seig fukin heil

>>723666460
the new garlic bread with mince in the middle. Get that one.

>>723666434
got the best sauces g

>>723666512
I'll give it a jam my cuz my g

I like diddles and bum holes. They taste nice.

>>723666506
prove it fag

>>723666347
H-how did you find out?
>>723666508
SFH chur

So fucking close boys.

Reminder Kiwi boys have hot uncut smelling cocks.

Where the six sixes at doe?

if 666666 we never make these threads again

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>>723666229

kek ask nicely

>>723666602
FUCK!

>>723666611
O fuk

>>723666611
roll

>>723666629
>>723666632
DONT DO IT

FUCK THE DEVIL NIGGA

>>723666665
>>723666667

LETs JUST FUCKING OFF OURSELVES NOW MY CUZ!

kek the two either side .........

>>723666665
>>723666667

RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE>

>>723666324
The rivers end
Fucking maoris
>>723666395
Y would you travel here it's shit.

>>723666611
>>723666665
>>723666667
IDbro has spoken from beyond the grave. These threads will carry on forever more, no matter how shitty or gay they are

>>723666665
>>723666667
kekekekekekek

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>>723666618
Please m'lady, may we view your supple bosom?\

>>723666665
>>723666667
we can't do anything fucking right.
Let's see what >>723666666 was. I bet it's fucking gay.

>>723666761
That nigger can tongue my anus

>>723666665
>>723666736
This is New Zealand what did you expect?

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Isn't the first time I've come close.

>>723666752
i'm an "extraction system technician"
i travel alot going around and cleaning the stainless steel hoods above kitchens in restaurants and the like (along with the fan unit and ducting inbetween)

>>723666618
I won "spot the sjw"!

>>723666043
electrical engineering.

>>723666090
haven't heard from them yet, sorry bro

>>723667062
You just found a generic millennial. Probably under 18.

>>723667169
All good, thanks though, nice of ya.

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I've only ever seen IDbro get 6 repeating digits before in nz threads

>>723666845
sorry frogfag it's a xim

>>723667134
where at?
mech eng master race here

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>>723666618
>no timestamp
>no tits
No thanks.

>>723666932
Is it good

>>723667247
m'ximly

>>723666618
>No "Why are ID's even gone?" timestamp
gtfo

>>723667252
weltec. fuck university.

>>723666761
what if he wants these threads to end?

>>723666618
ew fuck off cunt

>>723667303
Not even a marmite on the head. We have lost our way.

>>723667235
He is the only one that could've stopped the ride for us
NO BRAKES ON THE /NZG/ TRAIN

>>723667377
>marmite on the head
that was never a thing

>>723667235
How do you know that post was IDBro though?

>>723667235
How much stuff do you fellas have tucked away from these threads?

One fella on here was able to do a pretty good analysis on me from shit I had posted and that he'd remembered.

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>>723667359
IDbro died and was absorbed by lord Kek. He speaks to us through the digits.

>>723667429
Shh, I am trying to work up to getting someone to spreading marmite on their butthole. Don't ruin this for me.

>>723666043
Level 2 introduction to trades at wintec
It is so slow man, i got u/e what should i do.

>>723667463
not the guy you replied to, but that sentence in the get post was a meme idbro was trying to push

>>723667234
yea, stick around though
just in case

>>723667273
haha fucking no
shit job but pays well enough for me to keep it until i find something in I.T.

What is the most retarded pizza you can order?

no sauce or cheese so the toppings all slide around?

>>723667642
I wish I could get a job in I.T. They spend most of their time in my office talking about gaming mice.

>>723667694
No toppings. Just the base.

>>723667703
that's what you think...

most of the time, i spend my time snapchatting friends, lmao.

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>>723667463
Found it
>>723667471
Developed a shitty hobby after being a neet, but it's nice to look back on posts after a few years

>>723667342
uni is mostly pointless unless in STEM

>>723667485
Check these.

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>>723667823
>having hobbies other than shitposting and anime
fucking normie

>>723667747
no base just toppings

>>723667642
>stick around though
>tfw someone asks you to stay and not leave

>>723667903
I see nothing

>>723667703
so do I, it's what I studied for
but if you don't have xp, no lvl gains

i've already given up and now just take what I can get

>>723667235
Who was IDbro's waifu?

>>723667903
lrn2get
>>723667988

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anyone wanna come for a walk

>>723668063
12 year old korean girl.

Dubs and I never post again.

>>723668063
some 16 year old thai or taiwanese (cant remember) girl

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>Christchurch

who has fiber internet?
How fast is it in actual download speeds?

>>723668092
Oh, God, yes.

I love walks.

>>723668183
You're here forever.

>>723668216

You're thinking of his girlfriend not his waifu.

>>723668254
It's really shitty.

>fiber

>>723668254
eat more weetbix

>>723667937
you never know man

I remember writing an erotic fiction sometime back
IDbro x Gaynazi x German femanon
Scrapped the project though since the German chick fucked some dude from the threads

>>723668254
I have 1Gbps download speeds, i hit about 80MB/s from torrents, about 65MB/s from Steam, so not the full ~120MB/s you should get from the 1Gbps speeds, but that's to be expected. it's still great though.

>>723668063
>>723668063
One of those k-pop girls he used to post

>>723668484
kek

>>723668503
are you on gigatown?

>>723668484
All femanons who have posted here have fucked someone from these threads.

>>723668484
Lol wot.

Tell me more.

They are coming back to NZ this year. I am trying to get them to haft a baby.

>>723668630
bist du ein kinder?

>>723668603
Yeah but that's also now available nationwide in big cities.

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>>723668607
this one hasn't

>>723668425
I know you're being very kind you big softy.

>>723668607
Even Ghetto booty grace?

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>>723668822
Yes she has. Who do you think brought her to these threads?

>>723668484
i kind of want to know how that would've turned out.

>>723668791
Nein if I was I'd not be allowed to go for walks at nacht.

>>723668822
pretty sure she has.

>>723668946
yep

>>723668977
My German is rusty so I fucked that up and now realise what I actually asked.

I wrote a story about Dunners and Scotty. Anyone save it?

>>723669051
Only Scotty did.

>>723669038
Ist du hindenbergen blitzen bu?

south auckland reporting in

>>723669051
Dunedin is so boring and who the fuck is scotty?

>>723668484
why would you do this....

>>723666618
cute. I can't tell your gender from here, but I want to see you naked regardless

>>723669083
I'll write a new one then.

Scotty: Hey! Dunners.
Dunners: Yeah Scotty my hottie?
Scotty: Why do you always call me a naughty girl when you cum in me?
Dunners: Because I like my girls how I like my cars. In a garage.
Scotty: Oh, fuck yes.
Dunners: Brrm brrrm.

>>723667471
Not him but I also archive stuff from NZ threads.

>>723669153
Google translate ist übrigens schrecklich.

>>723668484
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

cucked

>>723669173
Are you the one who was snatching children in Manurewa?

>>723668484
Are you the guy that kept asking her for sock pics?

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>>723669283
Not bad.

Any vapists in tonight?

>>723669501
Yeah me, but I am you so whatever you were going to ask is pointless.

>>723669527
>>723669501
samefag

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>>723669446

>>723669304
Post some.

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Paul Henry gets fired from tv.
Paul Henry has a new show.
Paul Henry gets fired from tv.
Paul Henry has a new show.

>>723669304
You got that IDbro cum tribute?

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Damn 4G+/LTE-A is impressive.

>>723662923
Bi curious, Albany here. [spoiler]A-anyone want me to stroke their dick or something?[/spoiler]

>>723669679
Targeted advertising...
how many fat are you?

>>723668813
I don't know when I am going to get fiber internet.

"Hi, welcome to McDonalds Dunedin, what can I get for you?"
Dunners: Some alone time please because I'm abooout to go finger myself fucking silly in your bathrooms.
Scotty: You're the man, bro.

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>>723669551

>>723669688
G'day. If you've got any queeries leave em at home; NZ is no place for gays

>>723669734
it's extremely targeted, and it obviously works cause I have KFC like once a week.

i also have an extremely fast metabolism. so im not fat.

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>>723669804

>>723669759
check out chorus.co.nz/maps and enter your address, might tell you when.

>>723669688
Sure, come out west.

>>723669829
Right, you're not "fat" you just need "heart medication"

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>>723669829
mfw beginning to get woke about advertising and it makes me feel some type of way.

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>>723669842

im eating vego right now

I want kfc

>>723669894
My targeted ads just offer me chinese women.

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>>723669907

>>723669807
How come?

>>723669865
How far out west?

what happened to stonerchan

I really liked her hairy butthole - would tongue it

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>>723669982
I am out of mug memes :^(

>>723668484

>IDbro x Gaynazi x German femanon
I wonder what they're doing right now..

Can't even go watch a movie tomorrow because there is no fucking cinema!

Fucking cucked by the quake even now!

>>723669999
>Quads of queerness
New Lynn. Basically central.

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>>723670066
i got you fam

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>>723670066
I am almost at my limit.
It was a nice thing while it lasted.

>>723670079
>dead
>gay shit
>gayer shit

got fucking cooked in the sun today. how was your weekends?

>>723670079
>Gaynazi
Ask me.

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>>723670145

>>723670079
>IDbro
ran off to china
>German femanon
ran off to germany
>Gaynazi
went for a walk

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>>723670217

I work on a 'helpdesk' (but not really) on site at a company in Auckland and its decent work as I get to do a lot of site support/more complex shit, but my company wants to move me to do some multi-client remote MSP end user support bullshit. How do I uncuck myself /b/?

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>>723670172
where you get your fries from?

>>723670259
>pic related

>>723670134
Oh shit, quads. And I'm up in Albany, I guess that's not too far away.

>>723670302
Leave the company and create a competing business that offers a better system and cuck them out of work.

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>>723670281
ayy

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>>723670145
>>723670161
wait, I found another.

>>723670385
ah yes, the michael scott paper company strategy. Bold move

>>723670188

That you GN? You should come to the /pol/ nz threads since they're way better. And do you still keep in contact with the other two?

>>723670355
Sweet. Bring weed and a wig though because I'm straight.

>>723670431
I have, I post under BritishNewZealander. Haven't been in the threads since early Feb when I went on holiday.

I was the one who started talking about memes. Little Andrew and all that shit.

I might go into town tomorrow and take pictures of creatures I see out in public.

I am allowed to take pictures of people in public yes?

Who else is sad that our Ponytail Pulling Palladin of Democracy quit?

>>723670431
everyone should just start posting there tbh

>>723670465
Deal. Kik? Phone number?

>>723670532
Yes, of course you are. It's a public space. I am in 8 billion chinese photos.

>>723670600
You keep getting gets, I might have to go through with this. Post dick so I know what I am working with.

>>723669807
new zealand is a great place to be gay, I feel so comfortable here. NZ is no place for closed minded fucks

>>723670594
but do they have Ghetto booty Grace nudes?

It's time for nzg to get some new tripfags

>>723670593
hold up
there are people who like John Key?

>>723670431
>And do you still keep in contact with the other two?
With German girl, yes. She's really nice and funny. I have a thing for German humour though.

Haven't seen IDbro on skype for yonks, not that I go on myself much, but his thing has been inactive for ages and ages.

>>723670660
Close your mind and open your anus. It's the kiwi way.

>>723670696
We have never had tripfags, just namefags given to us by other people.

>>723670696
stay anon on an anon board you dip.

>>723670696
no point when they'll just be compared to the old ones ie idbro.

>>723670714
He has been my hero ever since 2010 "The good news was that I was having dinner with Ngati Porou as opposed to their neighbouring iwi, which is Tuhoe, in which case I would have been the dinner"

>>723664521
Kill yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTwAjCUxZgI

these have become my life now.

>>723670329
haha lol that's funny cause cooked is like, another word for high on crack and you like, deliberately misinterpreted what i meant to mean something different to do with drugs and stuff lol classic

Has anyone ever seen an escort?

>>723671148
My best friend used to be an escort. What do you want to know?

>>723671020
this meme is so cold, it has no moving particles at all. do the gene pool a favor and headbut the front of a moving train.

>>723671193
What kind of men usually sees escorts and their age.

How did you meet your friend? Thats a private thing to know

>>723670894
I'm going to bigger and better than IDbro ever was

>>723671314
Usually old white and indian men.

I met her before she became an escort when I was 18 and she was 16.

>>723671342
well people do say fag in every thread, even outside of here so you're on your way.

>>723671396
Are you a girl?

>>723671314
>backpages

>>723671468
No, I just have a platonic relationship with a woman.

>>723667471
there are archives and its easy to tell who is who is who

>>723668607
can confirm

>>723671396
>indian men
Lol how frequent?
How about virgins?

>>723671876
go on

>get prescribed meds
>they destroy my dick
>go to doctor
>"Not covered by the health system for this".

This shit has been going on for years now. Straight up hoping mushies might 'reset' my mind and that might have an affect.

>>723668254
Right here. DL speeds pretty average via ethernet because of old cables and hardware. We get 500-odd on WiFi though

>>723672059
Virgins don't get escorts, they go to brothels.

She had regulars who had fucked up tastes. Once dude liked to have his nuts crushed by stilettos. Another gave her a strict diet to eat for a week and then shit in his mouth. He would dock her pay if he could taste something in the shit that shouldn't be there. He would take home what he couldn't finish in a Tupperware container.

>>723672293
Damn thats messed up dawg. if its any consolation I used to work with a guy who had schizophrenia and the dude was so fucked up one time off his meds that he tried cutting his cock off with a chainsaw... allegedly

>>723672384
>Another gave her a strict diet to eat for a week and then shit in his mouth. He would dock her pay if he could taste something in the shit that shouldn't be there. He would take home what he couldn't finish in a Tupperware container.
Oh my God.

I've been asked a few times if I'm into scat play. No, no I'm not.

Had one fella tell me he "I want you to fart on me during sex and anytime during the day you feel like it".

...

>>723669788
>>723669283
Never in my entire existence have I wanted to kill myself this badly

>>723672293
SNRIs used to do that to me. Severe limp dick.

I suggest DBT or CBT and ween yourself off meds, control your own thoughts rather than relying on drugs.

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>>723671148
Right here hahahahaha I hate myself

>>723672481
That's a bit scary.

I used to get aroused talking to people I was in no way attracted to. Now, when talking to people I'm astounded want to fuck me, nothing.

Should I become a woman?

>>723672522
if you are a grill you can come and fart on my dick in a non sexual way while we spoon. I just want someone to watch movies and play video games with, occasionally touch my penis.

>>723672572
>>723665820


faggots who drive these cars literally need to fuck off, so obnoxious, neighbor has a loud exhaust and most likely a small penis...

>>723672523
You Dunners or are you Scotty?

>>723672706
I'd say Dunners cause scotty isn't awake right now (or she isnt opening my snapchats?)

>>723672759
timestamp

>>723672706
Scotty is probably asleep for work by now, but rest assured she'd want to kill herself at the sight of that too
>>723672770
gg no re

>>723672540
>I suggest DBT or CBT and ween yourself off meds, control your own thoughts rather than relying on drugs.
I am going to therapy (CBT has had quite an improvement) but the problem started with the pills. I don't cum anywhere near what I used to in spite of taking, zinc, maca and all sorts of shit. My test is fine, slightly above average (and that was before I started working to increase it and when I was in a real bad funk which doesn't help test at all) but don't wake up with morning wood anymore.

I straight up used to get a boner if the cats would come and claw me (which I felt gross as fuck over).

>>723672808
it's a picture from facebook or instagram you retard. not actually taken by the poster.

>>723672770
>>723672833
You all snap? Cute as.

Wonder what Scotty is dreaming of.

how can i get some adderall in wellys

>>723672980
Death.

>>723672609
Why you think that would help is beyond me.
>has trouble with arousal
>better turn that outtie into an innie

Nah but srs thats dumb as fuck bro all this trans gender fluid bullshit does more harm than good

>>723672980
probably her bf?

>>723673126
I was taking the piss, Devoy.

>>723673127
Lol! She could literally be dreaming of anything but, yeah, she'll be dreaming of her boyfriend. Fuck that's tickled me.

>>723672609
It's literally a side effect of the medication. Fix your brain and get off the drugs. DBT and CBT. Trust me, shit works.

>>723667823
How'd you get this??

>[Bell Rings]
>"Dunners I will see you after class"
>[Dunners stays behind as all the other students pack up to leave
>"I've noticed you looking at me, Dunners"
>"You're the teacher..."
>"I will give you a good grade if you give me a good fuck"
>[Dunners gets an erection]
>"Oh my, bet you didn't know school would be THIS hard, Dunners?"
>[Teacher starts sucking Dunners fingers and, as she gives him one hell of a fucking weird look he wishes he really HADN'T fingered his hole in the school toilets that day. Something he thought he would NEVER say!]

>>723673298
>Fix your brain and get off the drugs
I have been for years now.

I haven't ejaculated properly since 2015 and it was only once in that entire year that I did.

Chur bro aussies makr the best pavs

>>723673597
Did you OD on them?

Guess you're paying $100 per boner for the rest of your life.

>>723673716
The only good thing Australia produces is hot slutty women.

>>723673597
maybe you a homo

>>723673733
It wasn't SSRIs. Stimulants.

Haven't felt the same since I went on that shit, stopped dreaming too (only started to get the ability back now and it's by doing a whole bunch of weird shit, alpha waves and stuff).

>>723673597
anti depressants fuck your cock up.
You can't cum and you end up with ED

>>723673797
I wouldn't know.

>>723673812
I am, yes.

I think about licking bum hole constantly.

The only way you'll end up with a women is to go on married at first sight and hide your true power level for as long as you can.

>>723673876
>licking bum hole
That's fucking gay dude. Suck a dick like a normal faggot.

>>723673943
>and hide your true power level for as long as you can.
That's not what girls like at all.

>>723673962
Why not both?

>>723674075
>That's not what girls like at all.
what do you mean

>>723674075
because poo poo comes out of there.

>>723674459
Girls like being dominated you just have to do it in the proper way.

>>723674473
Clean up properly then.

Dead.

dead

if you post after this post you are a posting faggot.

>>723675963
We're close enough to shitpost it home
>>723676059
I'll suck your dick now, faggot

>>723676170
Won't change anything, reaching 300 doesn't make these threads good.

hurrrrrrrrrr im a faggot

cum your aids into me

>>723676328
Don't ruin my only justification for wasting all evening in here

>>723676455
You wasted your time, life is only getting worse.

>>723676671
I've wasted all of my time since day one, nothing new

>tfw going bald

My hair used to be thick as fuck, what's going on?!

>>723676866
Plus it gets there's weird itchy/burning sensations which is apparently a sign of hairloss. Yay.

>>723676866
>thicc
Propecia your shit up, fam

>>723676866
life is habbening.

shave it all off before you end up like george.

>>723676817
kys

>>723676960
That ruins your dick though aye?

>>723676965
Last hairdresser I went to said "Your hair is really weird, it's very thick but really fine".

keeping it 300 like IDbro

>>723677056
I don't know about the side effects in all honesty

>>723677056
your hairdresser a liar.

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:3

>>723677233
HOLY SHIT. Dubs, 300, and K-Pop.

>>723677233
fake.
fuck off cunt.

>>723677222
Trips confirm.

Though why you say that?

8 more hours til delivery arrives.

>>723677233
first 300 in ages

>>723677336
Delivery of what?

>>723677336
What's being delivered?

>>723677411
We out chea

>>723677508
>>723677518
its a mystery.


make new theread

>>723677300
It's just a prank, bro! Camera's over there!

>>723677591
Early morning threads never last long. You'll have to be right in here at 9am sharp.

>>723677669
nigga i'm woke all night.
kiwis are nocturnal

>>723677508
>>723677518
Not that guy buy I am getting a new vape delivered tomorrow.

>>723677731
Stay woke

how is package going to get from Auckland to Wellington in 8 hours from now?

>>723677796
Some sick cunt is going to drink about ten Red Bulls and drive it there way over the speed limit with the radar detector going

>>723677883
the sickest cunt.

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>tfw no totally straight handjob from quadsqueer
I was looking forward to it tbh, I just wanted to see his dick first.

>>723677669
there's early morning threads? guess they really are dead since i can't say I've seen one before.

>>723678440
Very occasionally

>>723678482
will have to keep an eye out for one, however im usually in classes at polytech @ 9am so maybe thats why i've never seen em

1st year uni students screaming outside my flat, already done with them.

>>723678602
>not lurking during class like everyone else
>>723678626
Yo FUCK freshers

>>723678649
Just wait, they'll be jaded soon enough.

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>page ten
>three-twenty-three replies
She's all done for the day. G'night, kiwis. Take it easy out there.