ITT: Most shameful crushes Hardmode: only crushes and faps you

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She looks like a fucking tumblrina.

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Had to switch to phone

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>>723450574

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>>723452081
seems oddly familiar. where does this come from?

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>>723452484
Napoleon dynamite

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lena dunham

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>>723452825
she's so fucking gross i love it

>>723452825
That's low dude. Seriously. Never mention this to anyone else for the rest of your life.

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>>723452920
understood

>>723452897
fuck! please tell me this is a shoop! How would this kinda situtation be happening?

>>723452920
that's true. We are all creatures of the dark.

>>723450574
i photoshopped my sisters face onto a tranny very poorly and jerked off to the resulting horror

>>723453066
pretty sure its real. she gets naked a lot on hbo apparently (google lena dunham nude)

>>723453094
post pic

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>>723453173
I'd rather not.

>>723453342
its an acquired taste. sort of like drinking piss

>>723452081
Tina Majorino

God, I fucking loved her in Napoleon Dynamite. I wish I could find someone that weird who I could possess and mould.

>>723453499
kek

>>723452897
Ooh, yeah, I'm right there with ya.

She's a real person. A bit ugly, but talented, and comfortable in her own skin.

I'd do her.

I'd also consider a relationship with her, because money. As long as she wasn't too fucking "MY FEMINISM" all the time.

She's got so many nudes, and I do love a celeb nude.

Anyone else feels extremely miserable after fapping?

>>723454228
Yes, everyone.

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>>723453602
>talented

Get the fuck out of here

>>723450574
ive no shame in saying id smash, i preferred her in the earlier seasons when she was fatter. Id fuck her brains out any day

>>723454417
You know she's gay irl, right?

>>723454656
I do indeed, but that doesnt matter, literally never going to get a chance to fuck her irl even if she was into guys, so her actual sexual preference doesnt matter

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>>723454417
tb h I never really watched the show. her screen time was always too short to get off. So I always went to youtube and watched compilations. Therefore Ihad no clue about her developement. I always imagined her to become fatter with time.

>>723454656
she's engaged to a man

>>723454819
>>>723454656 (You)
>she's engaged to a man
The character? I've no idea. I've not watched the show in ages.

The actress is gay.

>>723454910
nah she got her first taste of a cock at the sweet age of 40 and since then she's bouncing every night on Keith Hanson's dick.

>>723454910
learn2googlefriend

>>723453499
Like marmite? I bet it tastes like it.

>>723455040
>>723455048
He's her beard.

Jeez.

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She's a ten pinter.

>>723455131
Worst b8 Ive seen in a long time

>>723455161
>She's a ten pinter.
>a ten pinter
>ten pinter

nice. didn't know this term yet.

>>723452825
>>723452897
she has the exact body type I like
>chubby
>small tits
>wide hips

>>723455462
British slang. Most meh girls would be 5 pinters but amy would require a bit more alcohol.

>>723455555
pents

>>723455529
>Fat but with no tits.
A flatty.

>>723455555

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>>723455555
>five fives

Nice GET and czech'd

>>723455603
I call dem flatsos

>>723455769
I wanna fuck her throat and cum on those tits

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>>723455912
I know what you mean. I get turned on so hard by her hot uglyness

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>>723450574
I wanna fuck Kate Micucchi in her coochie

>>723456457
No shame in that. She's cute as fuck.

>>723456457
She has the face of an ostrich.

>>723456811
I'd fuck that ostrich.

>>723456811
>implying this thread isn't about irrational attraction towards ugly chicks

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>>723450574
Bai ling

>>723452081
Yes. I need her petite chub body on me.

>>723452897
It's like watching an ugly boy pretend to be a hot girl.

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>>723450574

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>>723457166

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>>723457712

>>723450574
I touch myself to the thought of the awkward beta yet somehow cute autistic guy at my work.. I have a boyfriend and I'm very popular with guys. What is wrong with me.

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>>723458012

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>>723458012
Tits or gtfo

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>>723458444

>>723458314
>>723458444
>assuming female anon

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>>723450574
they have her dating a nigger because she's a fat white woman

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>>723457166
IT IS SO FUCKING SAD
I WANTED TO SEE HER NAKED SOOO HARD WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER
I WAS CRAVING FOR HER
NOW THERE SHE IS
AND IT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING WHO SHE IS NOW
CANT EVEN FAP TO THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>723459940

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<-----------------
FUCKING LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL ADORABLE GIRL OVER HERE
LOOK AT HERE
AND THEN REALIZE SHE HAS BECOME THIS FUCKING HAG
I CANT STAND IT
LOOK
AT
HER

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>>723458677
kek, is this true? Fucking jews did it again.

>>723460725
>implying it isn't a pre-existing stereotype
Anon pls.

>>723461199
yes it is. But it's up the the PRODUCERS which stereotype they push and which better not.

>>723461362
>push
"HOW DARE THEY SHOW SOMETHING ANY ACTUAL HUMANS EVER DO IF IT'S SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE!!! THEY MUST BE TRYING TO BRAINWASH US!!!"
Calm down there, kiddo. I'm sure your mom's bringing the tendies soon, but meanwhile, kindly go back to your containment board.
>>>/pol/
>>>/r9k/
Either or, really.

>>723461514
what? I don't even know how you got the impression. you sound mad. Maybe you should stay away from the computer for a while.

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>>723452897
>>723452825

>>723461747
>don't know how you got that impression
>blames it on the jews
Hmmm... Let me think for a while about why I'd think you said it was a conspiracy... Hmmm...

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LOOK
AT
HER
DAMNIT

I'd fuck like all of my girl teachers easy

>>723461821
>can't identify a joke

you have legit autism

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>>723457483

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>>723452484

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>>723463838

>>723463412
>what is Poe's Law
Dude, you DO realize how often /pol/ is here, right?

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>>723450574

>>723464303
>le /pol/ boogeyman

your life seems to be alright. Why do you spend it on a shithole like 4chan?

>>723452081
She was pretty cute imo, I wouldn't be too ashamed of that

>>723464467
Oh I love Sarah Silverman!!

>>723452484
thicc...

>>723464576
>boogeyman
More like a gnat. Obnoxious, but not really harming anything other than that.
And yeah, to be honest, my only gripes about my life are of my own doing. Otherwise, I objectively have it pretty good. Granted, those leave me with plenty of spare time and fuck all to do, so... Y'know, here I am.

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>>723450574
like

>>723464467
She's ok looking and can totally roll with self-deprecating humor. If she didn't have self esteem, anal would be a given.
As is, I probably still would.

>>723455161
Yes. Her.

>>723457166
Jesus, she is ugly.

>>723464431
Cyndi Lauper was my first Celeb crush... I think that was 1985.

>>723465238
She's a delusional hack who sees swastickas everywhere when there are none.

>>723457483
Bai has always been hot but she is constantly in the shittiest movies.

>>723466051
Asian genetics. I am still not fully convinced she isn't a tranny.

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This gilf

>>723465769
There's no way I could convince my penis to go for that.

>>723459940
Kekkin my pants off, anon

>>723464431
Fuck me that pic is from 2016. She doesn't look half bad for her age.

>>723466347
Seconded

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Hate this retarded cunt with a passion, but would love to fuck the shit out of her.

>>723466347
hot

>>723467266
would smash, but only if I could tape her mouth shut

>>723467266
post more pics

>>723467266
Isn't there an epic sex scene with her?

>>723452897
Do... Not... Want...