Share your deepest darkest secrets, /b/

>>723123155
I once had sex missionary style for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>723123155
I pee standing upside down

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>>723123212

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>>723123155
I got banned from 4chan for posting CP but someone on the staff accidentally unbanned me.

I was molested (not even sure that's the right word..) at age 21 by a massive, drunken, gay Mexican man also in his 20s while asleep in a bed with my long-term girlfriend, at an AirBnB while on a vacation to Chicago.

Fuck that piece of shit.

i'm 2

I was the one who put the fruit in the locker for all those years all along

I actually think No Mans Sky is the best game I've ever played

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I've been married for 13 years and have 3 children. I've also been engaged for a year and have 1 child with the other woman. These are simultaneously the best and worst years of my life

sometimes I bump threads

>>723124833
kek

>>723125428
i need help, i know...

>>723123632
Why would the three of you be sharing a bed together? fucking shoulda slept on the floor away from the fucker

I am the mastermind behind 9/11

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>>723123582

>>723125650
That's funny coz I masturbated to 9/11
We should hang out.

Couple days ago I walked to my local pet store to buy a guniea pig for the sole purpose of torturing it cause I'm an edgy faggot. Luckily the only live pets they had where beta fish.

>>723126368
>Beta fish
Why not alpa fish?

>>723126598
>alpa
..
Nice try faggot.

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>>723126598

I voted for Trump

anyone else fart in their hand and then smell it?

While everyone wasnt looking i taped pictures of donald trump to their cars.

i say i think lolis are fucking gay but i really think they are hot

>>723123155
my cars friend tried to mother me in the back of my finger

>>723123155
I've watched gay porn

>>723123155

i had a sexual relationship with my sister from like 8 til i was 16 or 17. im 22 now and shes 20

Got baked and drunk with a couple of guy friends, passed out in guy friend's bed. Woke up early in the morning and noticed said friend had also fallen asleep in the same bed. Also noticed said friend had raging morning wood, got unbelievably horny, stroked his cock until he came. He woke up as he was cumming, and did not approve. Things got kind of awkward after that. I'm a guy.

I dismember truck stop prostitutes and scatter their bits in at least 6 different states. The only state I haven't yet graced is new hampshire, but I'm hoping to get it done this year.

>>>/o/16701170

I accidentally my sister....shit was so cash.

>>723127781

At first it was always anal.. we didnt really know what sex was only that it felt good to do whatever we did. As we got older and learned more we did it vaginally.. a few scary moments and eventually she grew out of it. Still tried to get her to do it a few years after she grew out but she wouldnt, eventually i grew out of it too.

>>723123582
are you sure it was real CP im an expert in that genre let me take a look

>>723127981
niiiiiice

>>723127676
>browses /b/
>thinks watching gay porn is a secret

i shat myself in pre-k and no one found out

>>723129499
>spoiler: he was the teacher

>>723129499
that reminds me of one I haven't posted before

>a month ago
>coming home at 2am from a night out
>really need to shit but holding steady
>get off train, 15 minutes walk to go, feelings getting worse
>5 minutes from home I'm clenching hard
>2 minutes from home shit starts slowly pushing out uncontrollably
>jump fence into suburban yard, squat down, take enormous shit in the middle of the grass
>surrounded by childrens toys
>wipe with leaves from plant, go home
>hope there is no security camera

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>>723129893
shit happens

I tried to kill myself. Failed.
Was hospitalized and no one knows. I told the doctors to not tell my parents once they arrived.

>>723124528
do they know about each other?
if not, how do you keep them from finding out?
what's your end game for the 1 year engagement?

>>723124528

How's that working out for you?

>>723130011
perfectly good grass to shit on 5 feet away from him if it was an emergency might as well

>>723123155
I'm into vore

if i had a gf id let her dress me up as a girl

>>723130543
>>723123155
And I fucking hate my fetish

>>723130676
i mean who likes theirs? no one asked for it

>>723130011
poor bastard

I once fucked my dog's mouth

>>723127299
I do

i did inappropriate things with my sister.

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>>723123155

OP is a faggot

>still not gay

>I have messed up and gory thoughts about my father but I'm very kindhearted
>Such as putting his head on a pike
>he did alot of fucked up and messed up things to my brother and I
>his side of the family is also fucked up...one of my cousins on that side is part of the Aryan Brotherhood for example
>glad I never saw him in over a decade

I forgive him though. His punishment is living with it and I wouldn't be any better than him by reenacting those fantasies for revenge.

>>723128443
>
>At first it was always anal..

Lol stfu u 14yo kissless virgin

>>723127299
Every time I do it smells like burnt hair

>>723129893
Fuck me, no way /b/ro. I did the exact same thing. Walking home fucked up from some cunts place, needed to shit, public toilet shut, went out the back of the local cop shop ( 3am here, cops in regional australia never stay past 1am) took the biggest shit, wiped and left. Fucking perfect.

I bought CSGGO skins

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IM A CHUBBY TRAP THAT LIKES DIAPERS

I still play clash of clans

>>723123738
I remember this shit.

I shit in the shower. 4 years strong, saves on toliet paper etc.

>>723134946
That's three reasons to die. Don't feel bad, at least one of them applies to me as well.

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i basically raped 2 girls my age when i was 11-12, and molested my 10yo little cousin for a summer aside her brother when i was 14

>>723136708
How old are you now?

>>723136785
19, almost 20

>>723123155
I shop at Walgreens

me and my cousin used to suck eachothers dicks all the time when we were kids but now were all adults and straight and never talk about it

>I'm 31
>Wife is 29
>Married for 3 years
>For the past 7 I've been sleeping with her little sister
>she is 24
>wife has no clue
>sister-in-law and I are just in it for the sex
>it's amazing

>>723136844
Never been to one, how is it and why do you shop there?

im 20 and regularly fuck a 15 year old mildly disabled girl (physically not mentally). i feel bad about it and think i should stop but she assures me shes fine with it, and her pussy is so fucking tight i cant help myself. she lets me cum raw in her ass while she cries over how much it hurts

>>723137538
tell me about her disability

Ive been with a good sum of tranny sex workers.

>>723137675
this

>>723137538
also why does she let you do it?
is she cute?
you ever cum in her pussy?
pics of disability

I used to mastrubate online with old gay man

>>723137805
THEY ARE LITERALLY ALL BLACK AND MEXICAN. why cant there ever be a cute little whitey

>>723137675
she has ehlers danlos syndrome, it basically just makes her joints fucked rn but it can eventually put you in a wheelchair or just have your veins rupture and die. they usually unly live to like 40 ish

>>723137921
Ive been fucking her off and on since i was in highschool and she was in middle school, before she knew exactly what her disability was, like i said looking at her rn you wouldnt know she was disabled at all. average slightly chubby highschool girl. not posting pics bc i know she browses 4chan

Sometimes I can't discern my dreams from reality, and I'm afraid I'm spiraling into insanity.

>>723138166
I stay away from the blacks. But you're right there almost all latino.

>>723123251
Hahahahha

>>723123289
Kek

I want to brutally torture halfthe people i know cause they dont deserve to live

>>723123155
I raped my mother while she was in coma. I have a brother now. I'm his father and nobody knows.

>>723139363
Do you love your Kentucky brother?

I get off to incest. In fact, I love to get off to it.

used to let the neighbor's dog fuck me in my back yard about 1 time per week, dog started to come pretty regularly, like clockwork.

>>723123632

ha, that's what you get for using AirBnB and not getting a hotel room you piece of fuck

bet you took an Uber there. Just wait until that bites you in the ass too.

I steal women's shoes and smell them while I pleasure myself

>>723123654
MODDSSSSS!!!!!

>>723133332
the part that's funny to me is I'm also an ausfag

must be a local thing

>>723137957
How old are u?

I was molested by my babysitter at her house when I was 7 and the whole time I stared at her conveniently placed framed photograph of her boyfriend feeling nothing but guilt and shame.

I haven't had sex since.

>>723140355

come on anon, it's been 7 years. move on.

>>723140355

look her up and rape her then say "fair's fair"

>>723140478
Even worse, I turn 21 this year.

>>723140525
She's halfway across the country, so that's a no go. She added me Facebook a coupe years ago, so I guess I could work from there.

Throughout undergrad, I was a male prostitute. Not even gay, just needed money in a bad way.

>>723139363
Your Mom probably does. People in comas can sometimes still hear.

I munched on my carpet once to see if it would be like eating a girl out hence the phrase "carpet munching"


someone pls have sex with me ;__;

>>723129499
Woah then how did you find out

had my senile grandmother take out a second mortgage on her house and deposit it into my bank account. A close friends has a degree and i'm a bit jealous so when he puts me down as a reference I tell the company that he has a drug problem.

>>723130543
What is vore?

>>723123155
>I actually don't like Led Zeppelin.

>>723123155
I'm a degenerate

I just finished masturbating to zoophilia.

>>723128904
>im an expert in that genre
Nice try FBI

>>723123738
What the best fruit to hide in someone's locker? I'm asking for a friend.

i find no purpose to life. a break up from a year and a half ago is still ruining my life. i'm in late 20s.

>>723123155
I like the topic pic, OP. He's telling her what he's going to do when they get back from school.

I enjoy spanking young girls.

>>723123155
Got any lewds?

>>723140355
You must have been a cute 7.

>>723127299
Fart into a pillow. It holds the smell better

bumps

>>723127925
it's great to have goals. good luck.

I've fapped to Masha and Belly

>>723141629
are you really ever finished though?

The pizza has aids.

>>723142805
the salad has ebola

>>723123155
slept with my friend
both males
right before he joined the army
he recently got out and introduced me to his wife
so awkward

I write mother/son incest stories and post them on literotica.

I love to blow my load on omegle for pre teen girls.

Also learned about sex from the neighbors daughter when we were both about 7

Also dated a pedo mom for a few weeks, but she was going to far, so quit that shit

>>723143551
>but she was going to far
In what way?

>>723123654
nudes

I...only save pictures as jpgs
Any other format and I convert; it's for continuity in my folders, you have to understand...

>>723132494
Not him, but I did anal long before I finally had sex. Girls were scared of getting pregnant

>>723123155
I used to fondle my mom in her sleep and used her body to masturbate with. I'd still do it if I lived with her.

>>723137921
>you ever cum in her pussy?

are you retarded? he said he gets to dump in her ass raw. OBVIOUSLY from context he doesn't get to dump in her pussy.

YOU and your weak brain are The Cancer.

>stupid faggots are ruining 4chins

>>723143453
Share??

>>723137805
>with a good sum

>good sum of sex workers

I see what you did there

>>723140642

just think of the satisfaction from the price of a plane ticket

>you must do it

>get closure

>>723143683
Trying to get me involved. I was happy just watching (and fapping) to her sickness

>>723141280

this post is self explanatory

>>723144103
Did she spank her daughter or allow you to?

>>723143818

she knew. duh

>>723144103
She wanted you to cum on her daughter, right? 2 yo, right?

>>723144263
She didn't stop me though, so it was cool.

>>723144103
>I was happy just watching (and fapping) to her sickness
watching what anon? please reply in graphic detail

Tries killing myself like when people said "Kys" never will do it again. I nearly died from that.

>>723144319
Yup good guess

>>723144448
Nah you said this before in a different thread

>>723144448
would you have done it at a different age?
Also because I'm curious
>>723144444

I dunno, I eat all kinds of stuff off my body. not shit or cum, but like, earwax, scabs, snot, that weird stuff that comes out your eyes, pimples, etc.

>>723144779
aw man
hope you don't do it in public or anything

>>723144514
So I did thread was purged so have to be careful what I say.

>>723144613
Possibly

>>723144779
that's good stuff. om nom nom

>>723144779
Same, but I don't do earwax or pimples, and I do eat my cum
>>723144809
Nah, just when I'm chillin at home

>>723144809
kind of. i don't get off to it or anything. i mean like eating earwax in public, you can kind of do it discretely

>>723123155
sometimes I jack off w/ my ex's panties
nothing serious
we're separated by a floor in a college dorm, so such is life

>>723144383
Whenever it came to diaper change, use your imagination.

She would straight up masturbate in front of the kid and get kid to touch her.

>>723144889
I dunno. Maybe I'm just observant about weird stuff, but I not only tend to notice when people do that, I notice when other people see it too. Everyone knows and is too polite to show a reaction.

>>723145029
Still got the pic?

>>723144961
I don't think you understand what graphic detail means

>>723145029
>I don't post any photos of girls that I know are over 18
wut

>>723145170
I don't think you understand what being an entitled cunt is

>>723123582
Could you get ban for saying you were ban for life and you're not ban anymore for changing IP ?

I'm a pedophile and I used to take candid creepshots of little girls, including my friend's little sister when she was 8-13. Have a few of her in various states of undress.

I've also broken into (during off hours) a preschool I used to work at and "borrowed" a set of their spare panties to masturbate into.

>>723145224
pretty sure I've got that covered fam

The February 1990 "accidental outage" of the AT&T long distance service was one of the best successful attacks of American telecommunications infrastructure by exploiting digital switching big between long distance companies and local Baby Bells.

From a talk I attended over a decade ago, was told the NSA was all over this patching up holes in multiple Baby Bell to multiple long distance companies configurations to keep this from happening again. It was kept very hush hush.

>>723145279
What's your favorite 'part'?

>>723123155
it's free realestate

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>>723145311
nah dude, it was aliens

>>723145368
Come again?

>>723127299
Not since I was six.

>>723145399
Or the Whiskey Pirates.

>>723145440
What is your favorite aspect or body part to little ones?

I need to stop browsing these threads while at work, just about sent the story of losing my virginity to a vendor

>>723145154
>>723145198
No, I don't have it. I meant to say it was a video from xvideo. Was a omegle girl asking guys to jerk off for her while she masterbated. She looked 18 to me but I guess mods didn't think so. Please answer this for me though
>>723145272
I enjoy /b/ and 4chan for all its fucked up glory and I'm a lonely college faggot who thinks /b/ is friends. I know, I'm a cuck for that but everyone else left me in real life. All I have left is to study and /b/

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>>723145029

or you could just reset your fucking cable modem

>duh

>>723145533
I'm partial to their flat little butts. Especially when they're sitting on my lap next to my semi-hard cock.

>>723145582
Is english not your first language? Not trying to be an asshole, just genuinely curious.
Also I'll be your friend <3

>>723145614
Tried, didn't work at the time. Couldn't post anywhere.
>>723145614
Wish that was the real boxxy

>>723145651
Butts are my favorite too. Do you ever spank?

im currently in the bathroom w/ my laptop on my lap with no intent to fap, i'm stalking a girl i can't talk to atm
>broken phone

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>>723145559

>browsing at work

another failed fucking IQ test

>they know you do. you know that right? they laugh at your for it.

>"Private browsing" doesn't protect you from your company's IP logs. you know that right?

>>723128443
Text her and ask if you can stick it in her butt one more time for old times sake.

Post response.

>>723123155
I have a 50 word essay due tomorrow, but I'm laughing it up on 4chan with my friends!

>>723145803
just take the class again, fuck it

>>723145770
I'm the sysadmin. I run the network.

feel free to run the IQ test again.

>>723141871
Fresh sperm from the vine.

I used to rape drunk girls on the way back to halls at university at 4am. Had to stop when the police started patrolling.

>>723145687
English is actually my fourth language. I'm on mobile so auto correct some times gets the best of me. Sincere apologies anons

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>>723145738
>Wish that was the real boxxy

it in fact is

>>723145740
Only my ex, and she wasn't that into it. She /was/, however, super turned on by the idea of me being into little girls and we had a pretty great DDlg dynamic. And she totally could pass for underage, it was a great gig.

>>723145850

well then you know

>>723140355
Did she give you a pickle tickle?

I have several videos of me naked on tumblr from when I was underage, I've always use it as a "dark secret" that I tell to the girls I'm dating in order to break the ice.
A lot of people from my homecity had already seen my underage dick and it had land me some nice sex.
I'm not specially well gifted or anything like that, but the combination of being skinny a pretty face and a good angle makes wonders that had made me 12K followers in that site.

>>723145170
What do you want? I can't be arsed to green text on a mobile

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>>723145738
>the real boxxy

>>723145900
It turned out to be a fake. Just like that photo you uploaded. The video is a girl who looks like boxxy and now she's a SJW apparently

>>723145884
No worries, you're completely readable, I could just barely tell. A few things were off, but overall very well done. I'm too lazy to learn a second language, so for this to be your fourth and for you to be so well versed in it is extremely impressive.

>>723145952
That's a shame. I've had some good experiences both for fun and discipline. Sounds like a cute ex.

>>723123155
I'm actually not racist.

>>723123155
I have had a crush on my 2nd cousin since I was 10

>>723123155

Took a half+ bottle of citalopram (antidepressant) when I was 15/1. Didn't feel consciously done just kinda automatic, weird. Passed out. Woke up (within the day I'm presuming but don't know) threw it all up. Never told anyone. Foster parents never found out. No noticable health effects.

i house sat for my mate's family when they went on holiday, and stole some of his sister knickers

>>723146198
How old was she?

>>723146085
English is an awesome language. Thanks for giving me the heads up about some flawed words. Normally people would call me a faggot, Nigger, sand Nigger, zipper head. Sand Nigger is by far the funniest though. I belive everyone get shit on. It doesn't matter where you're from, you must and will get roasted because we're just a big laugh as a species

>>723146047
Boxxy has never had sex. She's a virgin. We are pen pals and plan to marry.

>>723146086
Oh she was. She /still/ can't help acting like a little kid to me even though she has a new boyfriend. (I moved away, we keep in touch) Granted, we've all but fucked both times I've come home to visit, so she also can't help but turn into a horny slut if I push the right buttons.

I used to work for a school and every day hid my phone in the girls' restroom. I put it on airplane mode and emptied the videos onto my computer every day. Most of my free time was spent on editing out the boring parts.

>>723140355
Nice. My first sexual encounter was my 36yo nanny when I was 12, she said it was the biggest dick she'd ever seen on a 12 year old.

Found out a couple of years ago she was arrested after a "distinguished" 30 year career as a nanny, there was community-wide outrage, apparently there were hundreds of kids effected. I told my parents that nothing had ever happened and that there was never any hint of anything like that going on. This was despite her repeatedly telling me I was her trophy toy and that "my cock was a work of art that no woman in the world could resist tasting".

You can imagine the size of my ego in jr. high, I thought I was a king among needledicked peasants.

>>723146307
she's 25

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>>723123155

>>723146047
I read it was fake. Just some girl who looked like her. If that's really her, why did she do that?

>>723146443
you know she told all the boys that...

>>723145952
Not the same person replying here, but I had a GF in highschool who was 17 but looked 12, she was short, thin, half Asian, with very tiny tits and cute as heck. Some of my friends would kid me that I must have a thing for little girls if I was with her. I was young then too, and it was nice just to get laid, but I think about her now, and wish I really played up that aspect.

>>723146349
No worries. Being the butt of jokes isn't bad in my opinion, but actually getting feedback is cool too.

>>723146424
It would make for a funny scenario when she has a child of her own. Punishing mommy and daughter at the same time.

>>723146524
hmm probably
but my dick is a work of art, even I think so
when god created stunning cocks, he modeled them off mine

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>>723123155
Once I woke up at grandma's house to 13 year old cousin sucking my dick. I was 18. Still haven't told anyone till now.

>>723146628
not the anon you're replying to, but always been a fantasy of mine. I've had littles with children before but none that open minded.

>>723146189
You're lucky. Overdosing on Celexa can cause an abnormal heart rhythm and death.

>>723146669
pic with timestamp then, faggot.

>>723123582
4chan only banns your public IP, so if you have dynamic IP only have to clean your browser cookies and restart your router.

I been banned a lot because 4chan detect an images of the dick of a fat 25 faggot guy like CP.

>>723123155
I have literally always saged my posts
>don't ask I did

>>723146628
Oh, that scenario came up a few times while we were fucking, that I would be a good Daddy and give cock to both my little girls. I swear, I that girl made me push even my limits with fantasies because the actual things I wanted to do to little girls weren't perverted enough for her.

>>723146707
Girl?

>>723144050
I'll heavily consider it once I'm not flat broke

>>723145988
She tickled my pickle
I sipped and gripped on her nipples
She pinned me down and me me lick on her clittle

And she fingered my bum

>>723146443
That sounds like the best middle school ego trip. And at least your dick entered something.

>>723132207
I can actually relate my biological father abused us and did drug deals while were in the car with him right there...I've had many fantasies of getting car batteries roofies and other things..the only thing that has stopped me is the fact that it would be too obvious that it would be me.

He also had white pride tattooed on his arms when he know he works with niggers alot.he was an abusive pos junkie.

>>723123654
Cool 4 school

>>723146901
Yes, female cousin

>>723129893
That's what socks are for idiot. Adds to the comedy with a shit streaked sock, left right beside a big steamy pile.

>>723143751
Kek

>>723146769
It makes sense to keep the mother accountable for her behavior too. More than one of the girls who have received a spanking from me questioned whether mommy should get one too for this or that.

>>723146607
I some times sneak into my old highschool and go to the band's color guard room and jerk off to their used panties/short shorts. I would smell them and it would turn me on so much. I picked the locks of the door and sneak in. School has night School and cams don't work when it's night School because there is no class on that floor. I know this because I helped the security back when I was in high school. Bring them coffee and do some runs for them and shit. So whenever I feel like it, I sneak in.

>>723139633
I cum hard to high heels. And panties :-(

>>723146898
A woman's mind can be incredibly debauched.

>>723147290
hows the musky aroma?

>>723147290
Tag the wrong number sorry >>723146607
Meant to tag>>723123155

I black mail my sister into sucking my dick from time to time. She's a fat anime weeaboo who's desperate for attention.

To be fair though she is amazing at getting me off.

>>723147438
where can i contact her

i've cheated on my military husband more times than i can count. i submit myself to physical and emotional abuse to somehow make me feel better. there's only one way this'll end and that's when i kill myself

>>723147505
hey georgia, how are you going?

>>723147581
hi stranger

>>723147505
Who do you have these encounters with. I mean I'm sure not random strangers. Husbands friends ? Your exes ? Craigslist etc?

>>723147505
should i go to sleep or ditch school tomorrow?

>>723147707
i use a site, but not craigslist.

>>723147732
sleep. school is important.

>>723147438
Not being a creep but if she's desperate for attention (so am I) where can I find her on the interwebs?

>>723147376
The smell of under 18 pussy with sweat and teen hormones made me so hard. I cam on the underwear hoping they would notice it and think it's discharge and still wear it. I fucking wish I had fucked all of those girls.

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>>723130011
A couple months ago some guy ran in the door where I work and start begging for the bathroom. Its about 100 feet away. I point to it and he runs off when I noticed that he has liquid shit pouring out of his pants legs and he's leaving a trail of poopy footprints behind him. While he's in the bathroom all of my custys start noticing the poo and freaking out. Families are gagging, teenagers are dying from laughter and taking pictures of all the shit, there's an old lady trying to clean these 40 odd, size 10 footprints with 1 kleenix and then the guy comes out mid-pandemonium. He's carrying his shoes and is completely soaked with water from washing his clothes and taking a bath in the sink and he has to walk back through this crowd of gawkers. I think that was probably the worst day of his life.

I only like girls that look underage but are 18yo+, i was with the latino girl that was 22 but she looked 15. Since then i only get my hard on with lolis.

>>723147700
you going to give us some nice nudes before you top yourself?

>>723123155

75% of my fappings throughout my entire life have been to some kind of Futanari.

>>723147732
I know we're faggots but you should seriously get some sleep. It's 2:16 over here but you should seriously get some sleep. You'll need an education so you can be viewed as a better person

I was a virgin until 27

>>723146432
Ever catch them doing anything lewd or just standard undressing?

>>723147904
i do on tinychat and kik occasionally but i'm not really into the online thing

>>723123155
i have a stash of slutty women clothes that i fap to on the regular

not a trap, 100% straight. bought all on amazon

>>723125650
there is no way ur george bush

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>>723146072
>now she's a SJW apparently

always was. you faggots just don't know how to life.

>>723147791
>>723147956
ok thx guys i haven't gone to class in 2 weeks
hope i do not get cucked tomorrow goodnight

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i keep a stash of nudes of most of my exs
pic related

>>723147990
then post kik or get on tinychat and let's start degrading you

>>723146458

she knows.

>>723146500

leaked. fappening. that's why

>>723147846
That fucking sucks lmfao. Gas Station?

>>723148084
Fuck anon, I hope your teacher doesn't drop you. Semester is about to end too. Go to fucking class. Goodnight

>>723123738
Pineapple

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>>723143804
So you think the 6 year old told the 8 year old "I dont wanna get pregnant so you can only stick it in my ass?"

>>723148138
Who leaked them? If those are real then my dick wasnt diamond before and it won't be now sadly

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>>723147846
when u gotta go u gotta go

>>723148086
everyone does anon

"its over, pls anon delet those pics of me"
"ok"
> DOESNT DELET

>>723148190
why did you use our safeword? was it too intense for you?

>>723123155
Went to a student organized orgy at my University with my girlfriend. Saw my cousin there and fucked her. Her boyfriend saw everything...

>>723147981
There was one girl who would play with herself, but most of them didn't.

>>723148209
Nope

>>723148086
dump or upload

>>723146913

luckiest bastard alive and he thinks he was "molested"

When I was 16 I took the virginity of my sister's 11yo best friend

>>723147002

hope to living fuck you let her go to completion

when i was 15, my girlfriend at the time came to me to reveal her grandad had been molesting her.
I helped her talk to the right authorities about it of course, but I'd often fap to the thought of her being abused and raped. She had a killer body.

>>723148088
can you read?

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>>723148252

>>723148272
Nice anon. Did you cum inside?

>>723147841
I was gonna set up a hidden camera but I felt like it would be easily caught since it's a pretty small room but I knew they changed in there. I haven't been there this year though because I haven't had the time to do so.

>>723148465
>does things online
>not into online
pick one, but otherwise 'occasionally' is good enough for me.

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>>723147505

c'mere slut

>>723148524
Yes by accident too. I kept telling myself I would pull out but I got lost in the moment. Luckily she was on the pill.

>>723148608
damn x_x come over.

I pretend to be an underage (14-15yo) girl on ircs and kik to get dudes off. I use pics of my cousin as profile pics where applicable and send them as 'rewards' for certain behavior.

i want to die.

this is all meaningless.

>>723147505
why are you still married to him?
Divorce him you absolute weapon.

>>723148787
...cause i don't wanna be alone

>>723148461
and you missed her best years, while the old man was sampling his granddaughter

>>723148764

Yawn... boring. Just do it faggot.

>>723148895
evidently you arent alone you sausage goblin

>>723148662

on my way. bay area, right?

>>723127889
lol you fucked up a healthy friendship over your disgusting subhuman urge that violated his body and privacy.
what a selfish cunt you are m8

I one time spiked my ex and her little sister drink and raped them both while she was passed out. She and I had broken up but would still hang out. She said that we weren't going to have sex anymore and I knew she was using me for my Netflix and flat screen. Green text?

>>723148895
are you truly alone with cocks embedded in every orifice?

Dubs decides how I spank my niece (position/method), next time she has earned one.

>>723149054
no not even close

>>723149089
lmao

>>723149128
upside down in a pool of green jello

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>>723149144
>no not even close

pity

>>723123155
I always blame my grandma for my farts.

>>723149239
if those gifs are your style, a pity indeed

BUMP LIMIT INCOMINGZ!!!1!!

>>723149128
at your local police station

>>723123155
I made a club penguin account without my parents knowing.

>>723149337
get out you disgusting human being

I was raped by Milo when I was 12. And I liked it

>>723149333
wew lad you over did it. upgrade that script.

Got jerked of by a cousin (female) when she was living in my house (I was 19 she was 20-something), 4 times. Never got her to blow me.
Yet, one day when she fell asleep drunk (like a month or so before the first handjob), I pressed the tip of my cock into her open mouth and got some good part into it, but when I touched her tongue I had to pull out because I almost came inside her mouth.
I still keep one of her panties.

>>723149072
yes

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>>723149285
>your style

absolutely

>>723149455
everyone likes getting their pee pee's sucked. its not your fault.

>>723149540
i like you

>>723149595

just where the fuck are you?

>>723149624
a big city in georgia

>>723149128
with two fingers in her asshole, two in her vagoo, with your thumb in ur butt

>>723149072
>Ex wants to watch movie at my house
>Wants to be her little sister to make sure we don't end up Netflix and Chill
>Sister is 12, she's 23
>House is mine and pretty big. Has two rooms and two bathrooms
>Decided to say yes to her request but pissed off since she won't have sex with me anymore
>Buys sleeping pills and melatonin
>Invite them over and buy soda
>Time has come
>They show up and the little sister wear cock tease shorts and see through T shirt.
>Can see her cheetah bra
>Ex comes with scarce flannel and jeans
>Know that when she's wearing flannels she isn't wearing a bra
>Tell them to take their shoes off and Chill at the couch and pick out a movie while I bring them their drinks
>Make up bullshit story about how it's still warm so I'll be getting up every time they need a refill
>Spike their drink with melatonin first so they would feel tired first
>Bring them popcorn hot butter
>Watching Expendables 3
>Half way through I can see that they're tired
>Take a bunch of sleeping pills that are premashed and spike their final refills
>Tell them they need to drink up so they won't be so tired and make it through the movie
>They pass out after 30 minutes
>Here. We. Go.
Cont

>>723149912
you better fucking hurry before the thread dies anon

>>723149912
Go baby go. We autosage now.

>>723149912
bump for interest

>>723150236
>bump
>314 posts
>BUMP

>>723149912
of all the things that ever happened, this isnt one of them

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>>723123632
Tits or OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT!!!

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>>723149793

I was just there

>>723123654
REEEEE MODS REEEEEEE

>>723123155

I'm the FBI agent in charge of Secrets Threads today.

>>723150726
anywhere near macon by chance?

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>>723123802
You absolute madman!

>>723150763
how did you like my shitting story? I felt like changing things up a bit

>>723150144
>autosage
that's called bump limit Moot

>>723123632
Sorry bro. I'm a dude and I was drugged and raped by this kid I knew for about a year who I thought was a friend. 2 girls who I also thought were friends helped him set it up. The LAPD also told me to get out of the station when I went to report it because the girls and him are narcs. He didn't say that, but I found out.

>>723150308
rofl fair point
its 4 am and I'm stoned as shit, just want to read some good stuff lol

>>723149912
>Double check to see if they're awake so I won't get in trouble
>I start feeling my ex soft B cups breast and rubbing my cock as well
>Decide to bring a blanket just in case her sister wakes up and freaks out
>I take unbutton her scarce flannel and unbuttoned her jeans
>FuckYes.jpg
>Start linking her nipples
>Know she's asleep but hearing her grunt and move a little gave me diamonds
>Takes off my pants and removes hers
>Fuck her through panties and Cums inside under 2 minutes
>Gets pissed off
>Too warm I guess
>I see her little sister passed out and think I should fuck her too while I have the chance
>Pick her up and take her to spare room and lay her there
>Goes back to couch make it look like I didn't do shit to ex
>Go back to room where her little sister is at
>Lay her down on stomach with two pillows on her chest to make her ass angle up
>Datass.jpg
>Nicer ass than my ex
>Sweet petite 12 year old ass
>Lowers cock tease shorts
>See typical pink panties
>Hard as fuck
>Lowers her panties as well
>Lick her pussy
>Moaning in her sleep
>Can't hold it in anymore
>Slowly put my cock inside
>OMG omg omg omg
>Oh god please let me put it inside all the way
>Doesn't see blood so I guess her cherry was popped already
>Rape her ass for about a good 10 minutes before flipping her over
>Start grabber her tits and rubber her clit and fucking her
>I came all over her face and I started to fuck again
>Didn't use a condom on either one of them
>Fuck for about another 5 minutes before needing bust my nut
>Cums never her pussy
>IT WAS SO GOD DAMN TIGHT I NEARLY DID IT AGAIN
>Didn't get caught
Sorry if I typed this so quickly and it seem rushed. Thread is gonna die soon

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>>723150841

>>723127537
>I say I think
Make up your damn mind,you idiot!

>>723127299
Yup.

>>723150928

lying faggot. melatonin doesn't keep someone asleep liek that

>another retard fantasy brought to you by 4chins

>>723127981
Are you moot?