ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

I want to fuck my age 40-50 co-worker. She's from Iran and a Muslim going through a divorce.

I can tell she's lonely and starved for dick, and she loves my company.

I wonder if I have a chance, or if her religion will get in the way.

I'm hell-bent on getting in that milfy ass. All day I'm thinking of schemes to convince her. I just might outright proposition her and risk a sexual harassment charge.

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>>722826891
I AM MEGA SAL

>>722828004
does she wear a burka all time? if so, she wont so dont even try.

>>722828217

No. Not even a hijab. I think she's one of those more relaxed/lenient Shias.

>>722828413
go for it

Went to a cruising spot bc interested in watching a couple fuck. Get out of car to smoke. Guy comes over asking what I was looking for. Reply "Looking for a couple fucking or a girl probably" - he comes closer - asking if a guy would be ok too. Touches dick. Get hard instantly. Nervous af.
Opens my belt and rips down my jeans and undies. Starts rubbing my dick. Still nervous. Ask to go somewhere more private. Drive up a hill little into the woods. Get out the car he starts Sucking. Get his dick out also rubbing. Feeling an orgasm incoming. Blow my load on the ground. Blow him until he blows his load. He leaves. Don't regret. Now have a gf - never told her.
Still my cruising story gets me hard whenever I think about it.

Sometimes fap in front of cam on omegle and let people tell me what to fap to and how. Like being a little fap slave and hear people say my name while watching me.

I call it bi-curious. Nobody knows that about me

>>722828990
>Nobody knows that about me
Jesus knows

moms car finger back mother's front.

>>722829453
but who was phone??

dont be shy..

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I plan on dosing my niece with MDMA and taking full advantage of her once she is rolling

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I want someone else to fuck my girl maybe 2 or 3 guys fuuuuk. She wont tho :(

>>722830269
it's easier to get forgiveness than permission ..

I have kissed my niece.

I have committed awful, terrible crimes.

>>722830846
me too, she is an awesome fuck as well. we should double team her

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>>722830262

>>722831052
Dude, i wasnt even meant to, i was just trying the stuff i saw in romantic movies, i still cant get it off my mind, and she is ugly as well.
Its Torment.

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>>722830837
Yea? What would you do?

>>722831214
>What would you do?
I'd call Greenpeace to get that whale back in the ocean

>>722826891
I realised for the 2nd week running my wife likes having her anus fingered in bed at night.
She is a BBW hog and no word of a lie she gave me the greatest orgasm ever the other night. I got her to tell me about fucking her male friend when she was at Uni years ago. He also have her anal for the first time too.

bggp

When my nephews stay at my house I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf. their parents are conservative godfags who shelter them from reality, especially about nudity/sex. pretty sure she is the 1st girl they have seen nude irl. if parents knew they would likely freak out.

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>>722831948
>>722831948
>>722831948

I have been shitting in the shower for about 4 years now. It's great. Don't need to buy toilet paper and your ass is always clean. Shit before you start using soap, obviously.

I fuck high class escorts on a weekly basis

Party at a friends house. Lots of kids. One or 2 were missing the toilet or leaving the seat down in the downstairs designated kid play area. Someone put an autism girl on toilet patrol. She was to aim for the boy that kept missing the toilet.
She was like 7. I ended up using the downstairs toilet about 4 times that night. It was pretty amazing. I held my beer while she not ly aimed for me but cleaned the tip of my dick and tucked it back in and everything...The last time I went downstairs I took advantage a little tho...

I now want my bbw wife to go to a Uni reunion and fuck an old friend. We always talk about her fucking when she was at uni and i want to convince her that if we ever go to one she pulls an old friend gets drunk and lets me watch her getting fucked perhaps even film it. She's slowly disclosing more and more in bed and knows it turns me on.

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aliums!

I found a stash of red powder that causes people to become docile and highly obedient in a forest shack

There was money, and obviously other drugs but knowing what the red powder was I took only two pounds of that and ran away

I later used the first puff on a neighbour's daughter, she became utterly ditzy and idiotic so I didn't do anything till I knew what the powder does. After a few days I puffed some more into her face and by the third time I knew how long it stayed active. They don't remember a single thing and they sleep almost instantly when it wears off

On my fourth puff in her face I fucked the living shit out of her in all holes, came four times and made her drink her own piss

She slept it off and didn't remember a thing, maybe somewhere in her subconscious she does but anyways

After that girl I did my questionable cousin up the ass as to not ruin her hymen, it was pure heaven I fucked her tight asshole for hours (with breaks) and made her eat all the shit that would occasionally come out because of the ass fucking

No one knows, I used up all the red powder
It is a powerful weapon

>>722826891

FBI here.

I'm the OP of this kind of faggothread (using always the same opening pic to get easily recognized by fellow agents) and the collected info is so huge I'd rather start a website "weallhavesecrets.com" (don't have $3095 in my bank account yet) that will make everyone of you forget 9gag and tumblr.

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i CD webcams shows often have more then 100 guys and somtimes even girls watch my show i ride dildos never tried the real thing tho been thiking about it for years tho noone even knows i do this

I had sex so dark and wrong that the hell I am going to would make your hell look like a theme park for kids.

Seriously it was ritualistic and blood was involved, live blood

Along with two alien life forms eating the girl's brain as I fuck

It was unreal

>>722830262
nigga. that's your niece!! sick fuck

>>722833047
Care to give me a place where they sell it and info about it?

>>722826891
White 20-something yo female from wealthy part of city.
Travel to shanty towns on my own to meet and sleep with black men I meet on tinder.
Don't always use a condom.

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I'm sexually attracted to children aged 8-14

>>722826891
I buried my face in my gf's youngest sister's ass while she slept and i licked and sniffed hard while i beat off. She's a heavy sleeper.

I can see the future.

I have had dreams for years that turn real. For example I kept dreaming about the area that I live in now, in vivid detail. But I had never even heard about this place till 2 years ago.

I also have had dreams about meeting a friend I hadnt seen for years in a Wells Fargo bank. Recently that happened exactly as I dreamed it. So many of these scenes have come true, I could go on for hours about them.

Unfortunately, most of these things are rather unimportant and not helpful to know about and they come to me in dreams so they are often mixed in with nonsense.

I think I am crazy.

>>722833977
yeah thats a lie newfriend if a powder like that was real you probly have heard about it clearly just his sick fantasy

>>722834120
same. but i finally accepted that I'm gonna have to live with this, so I'm ok

>>722834120
MODS

>>722834445
It's normal, just don't tell goverment and once you win jackpot get numbers tatooed on your hand, look on your hand frequently.

It's called precognitice dreaming and it has something to do with catastrophes and related feelings.

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>>722834584

wtf you just remembered me the time I dreamt Trump winning and not telling to anyone because they would've laughed at me

>>722834467
Yeah not much you can do about it except not acting upon your desires, maybe watch cp sometimes but that's getting me somewhat uncomfortable.

>>722834721
Exactly what I am telling you, catastrophes.

>>722829341
dat nigga ded

I use my work computer to browse /b/ and to look for a new job.

This is all i use my work computer for.

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>>722831268
HA

>>722835074
Anon we need to talk about that watermark

>>722835182
fuck, I didn't even realise that was there, shhh no need to talk just... shhh

My secret is that I have never masturbated with my hands, not even once, I just hump my pillow... so yea, there's that.

>>722834561
so admitting you're a pedophile is a bannable offence?

What the fuck are you thinking?

Is being a fucking moron you're goddamn secret? cuse, hate to break it to you, it's fuck obvious.

Stole money from my 6yo little sister to buy drugs. Still feel bad about that.

>>722834774
i try to stay away from that. i mean, drawings are fine to take care of your needs and i like adults too so. and there's alternatives too

>>722835383
>drawings
Doesn't do it for me unfortunately
>alternatives
You mean like candydoll?

I just ate so much that I'm about to vomit
I hate myself

i've snorted coke off a dead 12.y/o tits. bit of the necrophilia with that one too.

when you have no supervision or cameras at your work place ~

>>722826891
I think fury pron's hot

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>>722835710
like those nudism photos that are just someone's vacation pics.or underwear models, girls doing gymnastics or dancing. things like that.

I enjoy spanking young girls.

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>>722834445
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

WE ARE GOING TO MEET IN A WELLS FARGO. IN THE FUTURE.

IV'E GOTTA STOP TRUMP. IN THE FUTURE.

Etc.

>>722832751
>The last time I went downstairs I took advantage a little tho...
greentext

>>722826891
I helped my brother kill a man who raped his daughter. We buried him on the reservation just outside Mescalero.

>>722834451
What is Scopolamine for 500 Alex

>Have teen-aged daughter
>she has an average-looking friend
>long, auburn hair
>Nice body

I would fuck her with the fury of a thousand suns, or at least would love to get into her panty drawer.

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>>722836217
Yeah so candydoll and nudism
Pic related had quite some of that

>>722832280
You do have to clean a turd up off the floor tho. Or do you shit directly in the drain? If so, what do you do when they float?

I enjoy these threads because no one ever cares about my secrets.

Fucking a girl at work. She's got a fiancé and I have a love in girlfriend.

>>722836637
On the off chance you're telling the truth, I applaud you. You performed a public service for free

>>722837131
yeah i feel so nomale when i tell my secrets here none even asks lol

>>722837529
It was all very brutal. The rape was brutal. The way we killed him was brutal. I still occasionally dream about that day. I don't feel guilty for what we did, but I feel guilty for how we did it.

>>722837634
I tell my secrets, and they arn't normal, but no one says anything. i find it very similar to how real life goes, i say something, no one pays attention to me, someone gets a fresh corpse to fuck, par achieved.

>>722837675
I'll bite. How'd you off him?

wank on cam on omegle, have gf but love girls mirin my cawk.
Like to show ass aswell

>>722837786
I had the hole the made before my brother showed up with him. By the time they arrived, his legs were already broken by my brother. He was dragged to the grave I made. I made it deep, took awhile to dig, it was evening when I started, dark when I was finished. Anyways my brother and I pushed him in. We started burying him alive but he started crying and screaming and crawling out with his arms. My brother jumped down into the hole with him. He flipped him over on his stomach and then broke each of his arms first by dislocating both shoulders. He laid face first in the grave crying begging us to stop. We didn't say anything to him or each other, we just kept throwing dirt on him. He kept crying and screaming until he was muffled by the dirt, he did turn himself over on his side as we kept throwing dirt on him, but eventually he sobbed until we didn't her him crying anymore.

I know that may not sound brutal, but the sounds of that night still haunt me. I still have dreams now and then about that night. I sometimes think about him laying there crying. We should have just shot and ended it.

>>722838264
If that's true you're no better than him, you're a fucking monster

>>722838264
Have no regrets, brah.

He suffered like he should have suffered.

>>722839135
It's not job to punish someone for commiting a crime. Vigilantism is a crime itself and I hope you will be prosecuted for that you fucking animal

>>722839461
Unwad your whiteknight panties, son. I commented on the poster's comment. I'm not the perp.

>>722839090
You are probably right. But things are different in my culture. Things are different on the reservation.

>>722839135
Perhaps, but I suffer from that day. I hurt for my niece. I hurt for my brother. I'm hurt that we did what we did; even after 4 years I still think about that day from time to time.

I did hate him for what he did. He beat her face before he raped her. But killing someone changes you forever. I still dream about that night.

>>722839461
Like I said, things are different on the reservation. My brother was questioned by the BIA, but nothing came of it. I'm more than confident nothing anymore will come of that night. It's over now.

>>722839835
You didn't just kill him you deliberately made him suffer, I hope karma will strike and fuck you up.

>>722839726
>you're such a whitenight for thinking people shouldn't be able to take the law in their own hands and decide who should die for their actions
Stop trying to be badass and edgy on the Internet

>>722840096
You might be right. I might have it coming someday? But how do you know my brother and I weren't an agent of Karma for what he did to our family? He didn't just hurt my niece, he hurt our entire family for what he did to her.

I've never been certain of Karma. I understand it as a balance; a reaction to an action. Perhaps we reacted too much, but I'm Apache. We don't really see justice the same way as others.

Justice is perceived differently by us on the reservation.

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>>722838264
>primitive scumbags killing other primitive scumbags
Sounds good to me

>>722840164
Found the thread faggot.

>>722828990
aren't you scared people recognize/film you on omegle, or do you hide your face?

>>722840477
He wasn't Apache. He was half mexican half white.

>>722832802
cuck

>>722840538
>mexican
Good. You did us a favor then.

>>722840516
Found the ignorant retard who has no idea how society works outside of his mothers basement

I bet you hate all police as well and think we'd be better off without them right?

>>722840883
Society varies depending on which society we are talking about, does it not?

I've been secretly taking pictures of a girl I like every moment I can.
Took pictures of her feet while I was talking to her under the table once

>>722841252
Why? You like her?

>>722841376
Ya I like her.
Don't know. Took a pic of her without thinking once, then just kept doing it.
Trying to build up the courage to actually ask her out

>>722841507
Hey "insert girls name" I always really enjoyed talking/hanging out with you. You just seem really interesting and I want to get to know you better? You wanna grab a bit to eat together sometime or a drink/cup of coffee?

I've been using ^this for years. If I get shut down, then so be it, that's life, but it's only a matter of time before a girl says, "yeah sure anon, I'd like that"

And there you go.

>>722840883
You're new around here, aren't ya?

::tussles hair::

>>722841773
Ya, ya, ya. I know. Just waiting a bit

I want to sleep with another guy. I don't have anyone in mind, it's mostly a hyperbolic fantasy.

I say hyperbolic because whenever I think about it I always specify.

Like "he's gotta be in good shape" or "it's gotta be out of town". So I guess I'm asking for the perfect weekend getaway with some gay hottie where I can just do all the gay stuff worry free.

It's not a scar fantasy or anything of the sort, but it's pretty static with me

Im cheating on my gf

she gave me warts most likely.

i was honest and nice before i met her, now I lie and fuck anything i can get

bump bumperoo

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>>722839090
I commend him for what he did, rapist beat her and raped her brutally. Do you thing he felt bad or had any regrets untill he was in that hole? Doubt it he felt the same fear he caused, he's just lucky he doesn't have to live with that fear.

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I have worked incredibly hard to make sure my family think I'm dead, and they have since I was 15 (11 years ago).

The truth is that my father was constantly drunk and tended to lash out at what or whoever was nearest and my mother was addicted to painkillers and verbally and psychologically abusive throughout my childhood, and I had to get away. However, they're also incredibly manipulative and incredibly good at guilt tripping.

My solution? I just left one night, snuck onto a train, hid in the bathroom the entire journey and got off where it stopped, and lived in squats for a couple of years with a bunch of lovely ravers and punks.

On my 18th birthday I changed my name and left all vestiges of my old life behind, and three days later met the most important person in my life.

I am now 26, on HRT and easily passable, and I am essentially the live-in pet (I wouldn't say 'slave'. This is wholly my choice and I'm happy) of my Mistress, whom I love dearly.
In return for doing as she says in all aspects of life? I get a purpose, a comfortable place to live, a Mistress who dotes on and 'plays with' me equally, depending on what suits her and her friends at the time, and pretty clothes.

She's away until next Friday, so I have the run of a lovely place I could never imagine having lived in as a child.

Perhaps I'm selfish for it, but the fact that my parents have quite possibly gone through hell ever since only makes me smile.

Pic unrelated, but who doesn't love shiny Joker?

>I
>FUCKING
>HATE
>DRINKING

>>722843544
So stop.
Shit will kill you eventually, and those close to you probably fucking hate your guts for drinking so much, but you ignore it.

>>722843662
>Shit will kill you eventually
that's what I am hoping for, Anon

>>722828413
>>722828004
Her religion wont get in the way if she's so relaxed about it.

Tell her that you enjoy being with her, and she seems to enjoy being with you, then ask her out.

>>722843985
I watched my father suffer for 14 days in the hospital while his pancreas inflamed. The Doctor said it is one of the most painful ways to die. They couldn't give him pain killers because those would inflame the pancreas more. So he was forced to suffer day and night, barely getting sleep.

If you think it's going to be quick Anon, you are wrong. It's going to be more pain than you can ever imagine. You insides are going to feel like a constant stabbing pain, so strong you feel it in your guts, and in your back.

You have no idea what you are in for. My Dad was considered lucky. Some last a month before they finally die.

If you don't believe me on how painful it is, go look it up.

>>722844502
I have a gun, Anon. I am not hoping for destroying my liver but rather for getting drunk enough to grow balls and put a bullet in my head.

>>722844627
Oh well hurry the fuck up and get to it. You're just being a selfish prick at this point. It's obvious you are miserable, so why the fuck are you still here if it isn't for the attention?

Those that are really suicidal don't fuck around, they know it, they get it done.

Sometimes my submissive girlfriend crawls under the table and does a blowjob while I'm busy.

I was great but after a while it gets old.
Now I minimize all my work when she does it. I open my fap folder, pick one of her friends photo and enjoy the view while getting a bj/handjob.

Im an underaged fag(14) and im courting a 11 year old. Shes mature for age and in secondary school but cant help but think shes to young.

>>722845187
nobody gives a shit kid.

>>722845187
Post pictures.

>>722841923
bump

>>722841923
>>722845580
Nobody gave a shit then faggot, and nobody gives a shit now.

>>722845721
I give shots out to bystanders everyday and they eat it all up

Don't knock it 'till you try it

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I hear voices in my head, sometimes I feel objects with my mind. Like for example ill be sitting on a park bench hot girl walks by and I squeeze her tits with my mind. Maybe I have super powers but I cant go to a doctor because the goverment is after me.

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i'm 22 and virgin
also female
don't know how to even start being socially active

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>>722846027
Do you feel me? Im squeezing your tits with my mind right now.

>>722834445
No joke but the same shit happens to me all the time, it used to be more frequent though, at this point it happens once a month or so.

>>722846027
Same but male

Shit sucks mane, just gotta be social, not overbearing of course

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This is kind of fucked up, but in a different way to a lot of the above. Pic related.

> First week of university
> Meet this couple (see picture)
> They've been going out for a couple of weeks and everything seems to be going well
> Next week, they break up
> Guy stops attending classes
> Ask girl what happened since it seemed to be going well, but she won't say
> Carry on without bringing it up any more
> We become good friends and start going out like a month later
> About a week after that, the guy starts attending classes again
> Avoids her but talks to me when she's not around
> Always seems kind of anxious
> Sometimes asks kind of odd questions
> After a week or so he seems to relax and we become friends

Skip forward like three months

> Good friends with the guy
> We have a lot in common
> Gaming nights every now and then at his place
> Things going well with girl
> She reveals that she likes to be dominant in sex, and that a somewhat submissive guy turns her on
> Try things out, it's OK I guess
> Things kind of keep evolving
> She tries out more and more stuff (restraints, discipline, etc.)
> I have a diaper fetish, so some of those tick a lot of my boxes
> However, it's kind of a weird one as far as fetishes go
> Eventually decide to test the water
> Mention that I'd heard some people use diapers as a form of restraint, in a light-hearted, joke-y way
> She looks at me with a serious face
> "So he told you."
> I have no idea what she's talking about, but I think 'Oh shit, she's into them too!'
> Say "Huh?"
> She confesses that that was why she had broken up with the other guy
> My mental donger falls from 11 o'clock right the way back down to 7
> Don't bring it up again with her

A lot happened after that but, long story short, me and the guy now get drunk and fuck in diapers most weekends. Girl has no idea.

>>722846027
I'm an 18 year old male virgin and have the same problem. How about we both start getting socially active by meating for a little bit of fun in the bedroom?

>>722846675
This is why you spergy are perma virgins.

You want to fuck? Spend a couple hundred dollars and rent a hooker. Tip well before you start, don't be a dick, and tell her it's your first time.

What you DON'T do is solicit strangers for sex.

>>722846675
Do you have a kik? Im really shy, like maybe we can be friends first.

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I'm adopted. My brother is white. He always posts sexual comments on my social media. The thing is he's really hot and I like flirting with him. I purposely pose in very little clothing to get his attention. The next time we're both back at our parents place I want to kiss him and try to fuck him. I masturbated to him recently and it felt so good. Pic is one of the snaps that he told me I looked so sexy in.

>>722846675
> meating

>>722846027
are you hot

>>722847116
you're a gook, just do it, nobody holds you to any higher standards.

>>722845187
Faggot go smoke weed and drink alcohol like your peers

>>722847116
Don't lie on the internet baby

This is for this other thread
>>722845945

>>722826891
I secretly browse >>>/r9k/ like a degenerate neet

>>722846027
You should consider camwhoring, maybe getting some positive comments about your body makes you feel better and more confident. I'm a male virgin a few years older and my life sucks even more.

>>722847147
haha English is not my native language

>>722847410
Thats so fucking rude, im not a slut asshole dude.

>>722847026
It was actually meant as a joke and sorry I don't have one

>>722846675
meating, aka "giving her the meat stick"

>>722847490
Darn you sounded sweet, instead of the other idiot that wants me to do cam shows. I bet you are cute.

I'm 24 and I have no idea what the fuck I am doing. I am saving money but also spending insane amounts of money even though I'm living on the bare minimum. I hate the west and I went to go back home, drink with my friends and enjoy the sunshine. I don't give a single fuck about my career, about the people I work with, about all the hard work I've put in to get here. I don't want this job, I don't want this life and I don't want to live in this FUCKING COUNTRY. I want to go back to my poor shithole of a country with my poor shithole friends in my poor shithole town where I was actually fucking happy and wasn't just a small piece in the gigantic factory that is the west. These people are fucking neurotic and INSANE. The west is INSANE

>>722847474
I didn't mean to be rude at all, I was just suggesting showing off your body parts for confirmation and as a confidence boost. It actually helps a lot of girls.

Guys can't do that obviously because, guys.

>>722826891
ayyy i crossdress and i cheated on my gf with some thick mexican girl

>>722847650
Amen

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>>722847650
So true bro

>>722834120
Me too. It really sucks doesn't it

I'm 15 and lurk constantly

>>722847683
Sexist too, so I can show my naughty buts but a guy cant show me his? Im over this dude bro, please read a book on femmisum you are clueless.

>>722847566
I guess I'm kind of a 7. But I'm to fucking shy to talk to any girl in the real world, I am afraid that she will insult me or make a drama in public

>>722847968

> I need feminism because I want guys to be able to show their dicks

kek

>>722826891
I shot a man in Reno

My last three relationships have been with married women aged 31, 23, and 40. All lasted for over 2 years, with the 23 and 40 year old overlapping by over a year.

All three women are still married, still call me, and credit me with saving their marriage by talking with them and spending time with them after the sex.

Took the anal virginity of two, tied the third one up and sent her home with marks because her husband was "too weak".

Don't know how I feel about it. And just started getting hit on by a married lawyer at work who is 30.

I am 36 and have no idea why this is happening. Never made the first move, I just won't say no to something I find attractive.

I'd never say otherwise if I wasn't completely anonymous, but I actually really do like jews. Don't tell senpai Bannon plz.

I once shot a gorilla in Cincinnati Zoo.

>>722834445
Same shit here, I don't think it's too uncommon

I want pictures of my gf shared and exposed but I'm too chicken to go through with it.

>>722847968
I'm not him and I think it's stupid advise, but the point of his was that camwhoring for a low self-esteem guy wouldn't work for lack of a female audience.

Not that it might work for many low self-esteem women, and I'm not even talking about looks, but that's another matter.

Anyway, have you considered Tinder or such? The apps are quite explicitly for dating and, well, fucking, so you won't need to actually make friends or getting up the nerve to ask someone out in there, as it's the sole reason they are talking to you. You can have quite some fun doing that; chatting up people and going out with them. You'll have to lose the hangup on being "a slut", though, it's not good for anybody.

(I was a guy who didn't want to see himself as a "slut" and missed on tons of fun)

>>722849090
Thats nice and all dude but I want a guy to wake up to every morning, a guy that will buy me flowers and fix my car. Maybe a little handsome, good with his tounge day dreaming.. but im not looking for sex I want a relationship.

>>722847968
Welcome to the real world. You think any woman would care if I made a thread where I post pictures of my cock?

>>722831151
MOAR

>>722849412
if im doing all that shit i at least get to fuck your ass

>>722848968

Everytime I share them I panic and delete them and beg to take them down.

>>722849412
Well, that might come faster to you if you actually date people, don't you think?

But I don't know what's keeping you from finding love, since that's what you want and haven't said.

I'm just suggesting you a way to get things started with not much social fuss.

>at home with the gf and sister
>gf is studying and im bored
>go to gf's sister room
>she is a virgin
>eventually the subject changed to sex
>she asks me what the gf and I usually do
>gf is really into getting her pussy licked and blowing me
>tell sister
>notice she is getting horny
>out of the blue ask her if she wants to try it
>she just looks at me
>i check on the gf (still studying)
>go back to sister
>close door to room
>take of her pj bottom and her underwear
>she doesn't hesitate for one second
>lick her pussy to orgasm
>she started shaking al over wheb she came
>pussy was delicious
>she gets dressed
>i go back to the gf and give her a kiss
>she barely responds, still studying
> i go downstairs and have a beer with their dad


Gave the sister head a few more times and fingered her once the weeks after that.
Gf found out (sister told her) and we broke up.

>>722830262
>>722831151
sick good plan dude

Just posted my gf for the first time

>>722845032

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>722826891
I'm a male and I want another male, preferably bigger than me to cuddle me to sleep, protect me, hug me and kiss me for hours while I'm dressed as his little girlfriend.

What do ?

>>722850321
Go to prison

>>722850276
Bullshit

>>722850276
as in 1888?

>>722829341
Kek

>>722850481
Most likely

>>722834445
FUCK.
Same here, but it dream about it, let's say : phone ringing, someone sending messages, people knocking at my door, ANYTHING. I dream about it before it's happening but it's like 5 seconds. WHAT DO?
I don't know how to explain.
Yesterday I was taking a nap and I dreamed and thought : ''message coming from another country to me" and after approximately 5 sec it happened.

>>722850706
>>722850706
Dejavu

>>722843314
Greentext your job

>>722834199 #
Seems like fun
How young was she?

>>722845099
Wooooooah

>>722826891
THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A SECRET.

My best friend from childhood invites me over and one time he drugged me (probably xanax).
I fell asleep after 15 minutes and woke up 5 hour later with him humping me, undressing me and squeezing me.
After I woke up we never talked about this and he says he is genuinely sorry.
I don't know why he does it though, my girlfriend is his sister and before she was my gf I banged his mom.

>>722836637
Tell us more, sir

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I run a facebook called Nicole Baker where I pretend to be a hot female transgender woman using images I stole from Staci Coyner - Cole and I'm trying to scam people into giving me money on Gofundme.

The fun fact is...it's working! I'm amazed how totally fucking stupid people are. Pic is relevant, it's actually me LOL

>>722838264
You'll probably be haunted by his ghost anyway.

>>722851701
How much did you make?

>>722848089
did you watch him die?

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>>722832280
Why not just shit in the toilet right before you take your shower?

>>722840536
Hiding my face most of the time

>>722852317

...ah, the exquisite bombs internally of cognitive dissonance

>>722830262
You plan on raping her. Have in jail.

My gf helped me rape her best friend.

>>722831496
I have my anal for the first time once when it happen, also.

>>722844815
As I said, I am too much of a pussy to do it

>>722838264
Should've brutally raped him with an object (or your dicks if you prefer) for some dramatic irony before you did that

>>722831268
Found the guy who's never fucked a fat girl. Hey everybody...point and laugh at this faggot!

I WANT TO TASTE M&MS ALL DAY AND NIGHT

>>722834120
Get help. You are still a person and you deserve to be happy. You don't deserve underage sex, though.

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I lost my virginity with my twin cousins.

>>722835930
Which morgue do you work at? I would like to ruin your life, so, c'mon...don't be shy.

i farted

>>722832330
How much does it cost and is there anything they won't do? Can we see an example of a whore you fucked?

>>722853078
why are you getting mad he never hurt anyone

>>722853007
cool story bro

>>722853084
prove it faggot

>>722831948
Ewww stale pasta

>>722833977
In the depths of his imagination. Assfucking someone for hours leaves anal trauama that you don't need a doctor to diagnose. If there isagirl you know who you want to fuck in the ass, get to know her, then ask her. If she's related to you, find a different girl.

>>722838264
You are a terrible person, even if this isjust your imagination talking. You are no better than the man you killed, and you know it. This didn't protect or help your brother's daughter...it satisfied your bloodlust. You know what you have to do to make this right...but you aren't going to do it.

>>722852981
>Get help
And do what? It's not like a doctor can shake the pedo/hehephilia out of someone.

>>722853306
Unless you reside in texas. Then assfuck away.

>>722843314
I don't necessarily think what you did was good or agree with how you live your life. But who am I to say such things, congratulations for getting out of a toxic environment and finding your way to a position where you're happy, kuddos.

>>722840349
>balance
You need to look up a definition, son.
He punched your niece and raped her.
The balance of that would be for him to be punched in the face and raped.
Burying him alive after breaking his arms and legs is not the balance, so your karmic justice claim is bullshit.

>>722840883
It is extremely presumptuous to tell someone, "I bet you think this..." Especially coming from you, Mr. "I like to shove my mom's dildo up my ass while sniffing my sister's panties."

>>722853612
Or don't. Fucking a girl in the ass is overrated. Most of them who will let you do it don't like it. So you know what happens? You start to get off on her *not* liking it...and then neither one of youenjoys it from that point on. I mean, Ihate girls as much as the average /b/tard...probably more...but their assholes tend to work like booby traps, fwiw.

>>722831818
You don't say?

>>722843985
Go to AA. You don't have to suffer like this. It is a choice.

>>722853511
Bitch pls he is at least slightly better as he has harmed a person that was not innocent. Contrary to his victim

>>722847932
me too:\|

>>722838264
he deserved it
dont listen to retards saying he didnt
all rapists are scum and should be treated like shit

>>722848108
Dat you Christopher?

My secret is I fucking hate these threads and everyone who posts in them you bunch of lying fuckers FUCK OFF

>>722854358
lol u h8 urself fagot

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>>722839835
You didn't kill me, fucker. I crawled out of that grave, and I've bern building up my fucked up arms and legs, ever since. Have you ever seen Chai fuck up Ryo in "Shenmue?" Well, take a good look, because that's the last thing you're ever going to see, Chief Has-No-Balls (which is what they will call you on the reservation once I rip yours off and trade them for a pack of off-brand cigarettes).

i have an overwhelming desire to suck dick and get my boipucci pounded, but im far too shy in reality and always wimp out

>>722848108
Would locve to see pics. I want to know if I can pick out the slut that doesn't take it up the ass.

>>722853603
Not molest young kids. You are wrongabout not being able to be helped. You can want something and never do it if you come to understand that it is wrong.

>>722849856
Niiiice

>>722853171
OK, then he has to tell the parents of that 12 yo what he did. Since it's completely harmless, right?

>>722854790
Baddragon.com

Get a realistic squirting dildo and some comelube. It's impossible to catch a disease and it's fun.

>>722855240
its so harmless that you'd do more harm telling them

>>722855063
>Implying I don't know being involved with kids is wrong
You don't need to see a doctor for that lmao, that's just common sense. Do you assume every pedo molests children?

As for controlling myself, I can always pay a visit if I feel like I need to.

I believe in demons. I believe that I was married to one for three years, I believe that I have sold my soul and about 8 others (the people who I conned into being taught by me. Teaching these evil things)

However I'm scared that either she is still in my brain or that I'll somehow either fail at life or come to a shit, horrible end. I wish that I could kill myself almost every day but I believe that this would make life repeat itself. I believe that this is hell sometimes.

I also believe that people can hear my thoughts and they can communicate with me via thoughts and what I am thinking.
I wish I was a girl. I'm cute as fuck and I would be a girl but it would stop me passing on my genes and I would be a failure to my family. I think that I have erectile dysfunction and I believe that most people are being manipulated into being cucks. I hate that and the thought of these two makes me feel sick- worse than I felt when I lost my soul or was doomed for hell.

I've also been bedridden this last week. Can't get up, feel shit and I don't know why.

I think that's about it.

>>722853651
True dat:

Bonasera: I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend, not an Italian. She went to the movies with him. She stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago he took her for a drive, with another boy friend. They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her. Like an animal. When I went to the hospital her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life. A beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. [He breaks down at this point, and the Don gestures to Tom Hagen to get him a drink.] Sorry... [He regains his composure and carries on.] I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison, and suspended the sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool, and those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, "For justice, we must go to Don Corleone."
Don Corleone: Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first?
Bonasera: What do you want of me? Tell me anything, but do what I beg you to do.
Don Corleone: What is that? [Bonasera whispers his request in the Don's ear; 'I want them dead'] That I cannot do.
Bonasera: I will give you anything you ask.
Don Corleone: We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is godmother to your only child. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And, uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.

>>722855736
Bonasera: I didn't want to get into trouble.
Don Corleone: I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "Don Corleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.
Bonasera: I ask for justice.
Don Corleone: That is not justice. Your daughter is still alive.
Bonasera: Let them suffer then, as she suffers. How much shall I pay you?
Don Corleone: [shakes his head ruefully] Bonasera, Bonasera. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then that scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.
Bonasera: Be my friend. Godfather.
[The Don shrugs, Bonasera bows toward the Don and kisses the Don's hand.]
Don Corleone: Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
Bonasera: Grazie, Godfather.
Don Corleone: Prego. [Bonasera leaves, and Don Corleone turns to Tom] Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all, we're not murderers, in spite of what this undertaker thinks.

>>722854607
fucking kek, love that Shenmue reference

>>722833267
Wait, you didn't seem to follow Hatss's writings? Did you.

>>722855576
You are suffering from delusions and sound like you are primed for a full-on psychotic break. Please read "The Yellow Wallpaper," then tell someone you are having a similar breakdown before you hurt someone or yourself.

>>722837185
Post pic with your dick in her mouth, or else I will call you a "faggot."

>>722846027
Are you open to therapy? Being an adult virgin isn't a big deal...a lot of guys are, and an increasing number of young women are, as well.

>>722853986
That is not his role. So he is definitely no better.

>>722851701
That's called ewhoring you pleb.

>>722841252
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>722833081
What you do in the privacy of your bedroom is no one else's business, even if you choose to share it. This isn't that unusual, really.

>>722856189
I'm pretty sure this is after the psychotic part. I miss it- walking around not giving a fuck, fucking with demons irl and stuff.

I almost went to prison but I'm pretty good at finesse
I wish I could go back. I sometimes hurt myself, and I've hurt people in the past (when it was psychosis)

>>722855388
You'd do harm telling them because it isn't right, dipshit. Stealing, lying, and viewing trap porn all seem "victimless" until you follow through and ask, "What if I get caught?"

>>722848652
Jew here. I like you, too.

>>722835382
I did the same thing but from 9 year's old brother 2 times

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>>722846027

>>722846675
Fuck everone who says otherwise, anon: you are just asking for what you want and that takes incredible balls. I hope you and Virginia fuck the shit out of each other.

Ill wear a cock cage 24/7. No one expect my femdom keyholding gf knows.

>>722858380

>>722847566
>>722848006
Kids, fuck the social media crap and just exchange email addresses. Just both make a dummy address and use those to exchange your real addresses.

im black and not even ashamed

>>722858649
I'm white, and I am often ashamed. Want to trade races?

>>722832751
this is likely fake, but i still want a greentext

I have used my friends gf's bra and panties to jerk off with before.

>>722835759
so don't eat, get one of those shocker thing and shock yourself every time you eat (if you ate more then 3 meals for the day)

>>722838264
you are a terrible person, you gave the most pain you could to a person then killed them in the most painful way you could.
jk this is bait if i ever saw one

I hate all my friends, I'm only friend with them because I have to meet them everyday in school and feel like they would bully me if I would socialise.

>>722841923
>im gay
>im horny
fuck off no one cares

>>722859568
Wouldn't

>>722836715
they had a lot of 'totally not porn guise' shit

>>722843985
smoking will kill you faster, i heard. try doing that

>looked through my sisters phone
>found nudes
>got hard as fuck
>fapped and came buckets
>felt guilty fapping to sister
>did it a few more times on separate occasions
>screenshotted a few pics
>deleted them months later

wish i could get the chance to fuck her

>>722826891
I'm a neo-Nazi

>>722846675
smooth

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>>722859805

>>722859809
>smoked whole pack yesterday


I normally smoke 2-3 daily, more when I drink

>>722841773
This is how you ask for what you want, permavirgins. Take note. You don't get what you want without asking...so take note of that, too.

>>722847116
"accidently" get caught masturbaiting to his photos, tell us how it goes

i think of little girls when i jack off. would love to lick/smell their little assholes and pussys. i know its wrong, but i am who i am.

>>722859825
I've done that before too

>>722860205
did you save them?

>>722846000
Autism.

at EAA Aitventure in Oshkosh last year, I fucked some guys car up with my truck pretty bad in a tight parking lot on Monday
I didn't (and don't) have money to fix people's cars, so I just left without leaving a not or anything

didn't feel good about it and it's one of the few things I've done to hurt someone (even if it is just a headlight and bodywork) without at least making an attempt to make it right

>>722826891
I'm secretly only drive by a deep hatred for my family.

>>722860259

Yeah. I did the same exact thing you did.

>>722859954
huh, nice
if you REALLY feel like dying here is what i have in mind
>fuck it
>spend 80% your money on whores and drugs, the kind with side effects that can't be removed, gonna die anyway, right?
>have the best and most destructive week of your life
>decide if life is worth living
>if not go kill that guy you hate, then do risky shit (mountion climbing, skydiving, etc)
>if yes you still have some money to get your life back on track

>>722836772
I just shit on the drain plate and spend a couple of minutes stomping it through the holes.

i have stolen three dirty panties from my girlfriends sister. I like to smell and licking them! fapping so hard to the panties of her sister!

>>722860371
fuck so you have nothing to share?
why did you delete them?

i want to die so bad its starting to get on my mental health, only reason i didn't yet is because my mom is still alive and i don't want to dissapoint her, and i got so fucked at one point i thought about killing her so i wont dissapoint her.

I'm a sissy

>>722860510
Felt bad for having them after going through her phone

>>722833267
What the fuck is wrong with u

>>722860625
was she hot? did you fap to her? do regret deleting them?

>>722833977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ8PWYnu04

>>722836686
Scopolamine does not do that you fucking idiot.
Stop watching vice and actually try it.
Send you tripping for 3 days, first 12 hours are not very pleasant at all, but nothing like anything in that vice episode

>>722860678
Yes, yes and yes

>>722860612
pics?

>>722852902
What is wrong with her face?

i robbed some random dealer for a 1/2 oz of mushrooms a few weeks ago and i probably gotta watch my back now since hes from my side of town. dude was a bitch, probably 4 feet tall too.

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This girl in my sons class has been cutting herself and other general self-harm all stemming from this time she was raped during a party she hosted by a classmate. After suspecting my kid's been getting drugs from a classmate I searched his phone for anything drug related.

What I found were notes about this girls routines after school, bus routes, detailed personal info like single father never at home, two younger brothers, no man of the house, sleeps at 10-11pm... perverted photos of her that shes taken, obviously not directed to him... and then photos from the party of her nsked and on the floor crying and intoxicated... and finally a video of him holding her arms above her head as she drunkenly tries to jiggle free as he raped her in her room.

It made me sick and I could barely look at my own son for weeks before I came to the conclusion that I wouldn't turn him in or even mention it. So I just... never pursued it passed that. What really gets under my skin is I log into his facebook and keep an eye on his activity with friends and such as most parents would, but I'd see posts from this girl talking about how shes been affected by that day and all these posts about how "you should never give up no matter what life throws at you" and he would always make a comment praising her "proud of you, stay strong!" And she'll thank him for his support and always being there for her. I hadn't told anyone in over a year now and this is my first time mentioning it since it was her birthday just last week and she hosted another party for it and I got her invitation for my son and realized I had to pass it on regardless of how I felt and what I knew.

I plan on jerking off with my friends gf's bra's the next time I visit

>>722861467
Turn him in jfc
Just because he's your son doesn't mean he should get away with it

>>722826891
Discipline your for fucking son mate, he has scratched the moral wall inside of his head and the further i scratches the worse it gets.

If you don´t stand up to him or take action he will dig deeper into this "hate".

Having raped a poor girl will be the least of his problems if he continues down that dark path.

This is just the beginning.