college diploma thread

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>>722516511
I need a new keyboard. I'm out here playing isaac on my laptop because my desktop's keyboard has a dead zone with wasd and the arrow keys.

Also
>you
>the alpha male

>>722516542
Normal people function at less than optimum capacity under these circumstances, dallas, and I have actually been working this entire time on various tasks that require at least some degree of cognitive expenditure. Regardless of your superhuman ability to #staywoke, my excuse remains entirely valid. Also eat a dick.

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>tfw you will never be the alpha male

>>722516675
Donut make fun.
I'd just have to jump a few mental and physical barriers, but it's possible.

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eugh

It's not all its cracked up to be.

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>>722516754
donuts make me fat so I will not have fun with them under any circumstances.

I guess it's POSSIBLE.

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I will be the beta male.
I feel like there's already a surplus, though.

>>722516834
I still remember the time I got a box of walmart cake donuts and ate them with a giant jar of peanut butter.
I fucking hate myself.

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>>722516935
You can be the omega male.

And yeah that's actually probably worse than anything I've done...food or drink wise, anyway. We have different genres of error, you and I.

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>>722516675
You had a dickwaving contest with Fool that was entirely semantics for like four hours. Truly the kind of cognitive expenditure that'd put you- Right on the fucking spectrum you aspie.

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>>722516989
The last male?
I just have these vivid memories of several such instances that automatically put tears in my eyes if I hold the memory in my head for too long.
It's okay now tho. Maybe.

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>>722517039
I was writing a paper between posts, and I'm not very good at ignoring people. I recognize how idiotic that entire line of conversation was. I"m just bad at not having them.

>>722517132
No, just like...the beta-est beta.

Man that's some heavy shit.

>>722517175
milo wishes he was that skinny.

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>>722517178
Writing a paper- Outstanding! We can officially class you as high-functioning, now. The fuck kind of faggot shit are you going to school for anyhow?

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>>722517371
I feel like you are disproportionately bellicose today.

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>>722517178
The last one to get off.
The only way we can get better is by making mistakes. This is fine. It just reminds me to never do the things I've done, ever again. Hasn't worked entirely, but still, helps.

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>>722517421
that tiny chibiterasu got me fucked up I mean how you gonna put a dog in your hand like that

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>>722517479
If only I could be so smol.

>>722517547
I'm just imagining ammy holding a tiny chibi in her paw and he's got one too and that one's got one and it's just this great russian doll chain of increasingly tiny dogs

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>>722517594
They would be crushed or blown away easily.

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>>722517412
Because that whole protracted conversation was finding weapons grade autism in your colon after you've disappeared up your own ass and you need to be belittled and otherwise reminded you are fucking stupid. So like any responsible man of the house after an animal shits on the carpet or child shits the bed, I am going to rub your fucking nose in it.

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>>722517637
nah they'd be fine ammy is basically god but better

>>722517678
at this point I'm considering reprising the performance out of spite. I've got to go to class though. Tata.

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>>722517741
Dog god is always better.
CoC got me cucked up and now I've just played TiTS. May dog god save me.

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I forgot to ask.
How much were you D'd yesterday, sf?

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>>722519425

>:3
>>722516675
which cherry mx switches will you get in your new keyboard?
http://www.wasdkeyboards.com/

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Intracranial neoplasm

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>>722520310
Sounds tasty

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