Honest question from a virgin: How does it feels to put your

>>720543767
it depends on the pssy, but always warm, soft and hot.

Rub your dick with tooth paste much the same
>>720543767

>>720543767
I prefer having my arsehole gooch and balls licked, but i am always impressed at the feel of a raw fuck.

>>720544273

Disclaimer: I have never had sex.

Just to let you know OP, this guy is full of shit. I'm a virgin and even I know it's not "warm, soft and hot".

I imagine the actual physical sensation could be recreated with relative ease, using a fleshlight or something. It's the human contact that makes it feel awesome, not the texture or moistness of the vagina itself.

>>720544553
Not this guy but he is right.
There is of courde moisture.

If you wear condoms, you feel less softness and no moisture.

>>720544553
>Disclaimer: I have never had sex.
>Opinion discarded

>>720543767
Slimy

Very close to a ribbed onahole.

>>720543767
The texture feels just like the inside of your cheek. Wet, warm, soft, and smooth like that. Just tighter.

But it isn't crazy tight. I grip my dick far tighter than any pussy when I fap. Don't get me wrong, pussy feels great, but I honestly think fapping feels better on my dick.

This doesn't mean I prefer fapping to real sex. I prefer sex far more. But that is because sex is about so much more than just the feeling of pussy on your dick. There are so many other emotions and feelings going on and touching the rest of her body and feeling her close is a huge part of it.

>>720544553
>not warm soft and hot
> disclaimer: a virgin

you didn't really need to let us know that you're a virgin.
your statement alone bout pussy not being warm, soft and hot says it all

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>>720543767
like a bag of sand

Like bags of sand

>>720544832

You shouldn't be so quick to dismiss my counsel. I haven't had sex, but I am pretty good at making predictions and estimations.

You know why I know that a vagina isn't "warm, soft and hot" ?

Because if I was asked to describe the feeling of a vagina, that is precisely what I would say. You would expect a pussy to feel that way. But only someone who has never been granted access to the rosy gates of heaven would describe it in such a way.

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It varies, depending mainly on the woman, weather or not you're wearing a condom and possition in that order. I love cumming in mine but it's always a bit nerve wracking for a weak or two if she's not on the pill. If you have the chance though i'd wear a condom to help you last longer if you don't have a lot of willpower.

>>720545270
this

>>720545401
wut

>>720545401
I do not know if you're trolling but a vagina is definitely warm and soft.

>>720545232
>the texture feels just like the inside of your cheek.
this anon nailed it.

>>720543767
You don't often notice how it feels when your fucking her, unless she's virgin tight
9/10 during sex your brain goes into automatic and your not back untill you cum ,
When you put in it you'll feel the warmth and maybe tightness, soon as you start pushing your brain phases it out

>>720545401
It's pretty obvious why no female has spread her legs for you. You are cringy as fuck.

>>720545270
>your statement alone bout pussy not being warm, soft and hot says it all

I don't think it does.

>warm, soft and hot
>warm and hot

Assuming you have a basic grasp of the English language, you can point out the bullshit straight away. If it's warm, then it isn't hot.

Why the fuck would it be hot anyway? Do you only have sex when you find yourself in a sauna?

>>720543767
Like nothing that can be imagined or explained

It makes you a whole person

>>720545565
>I agree

>>720545601
holy shit dude you are such a virgin

>>720545401
Shut the fuck up wizard

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>>720544553
>NOT warm, soft and hot
>the Human contact
>not the texture or moistness of the vagina
i hope this is bait. otherwise thats really sad

>>720545601
is this a troll thread now or is op really this depressing?

stop trying to be right all the time and girls might give you their time. get real and be genuine.

>>720545601

>why would it be hot anyway?

straight up virgin.

here i googled it for you. This article can explain it better as why it is " warm soft and hot" inside a vagina.

>"When the penis enters the vagina, it is suddenly in an environment that is much hotter than the environment the penis is used to. This triggers temperature-pleasure receptors in the penis. Meaning that the penis can sense, neurologically, the change in temperature upon entering the vagina. These nervous-temperature receptors are also pleasure receptors and men will feel immediate pleasure upon having their penis enter the vagina."

Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/3508684

bj's feel way better OP if that helps

>>720545669

I already admitted to that. I wasn't aware that there were degrees of virginity, though.

>>720545805
>>720545598

I honestly didn't think that the day would come when people on 4chan would make fun of me for being a virgin. Usually you get insults if you aren't one. Though that might be unique to r9k.

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>>720543767
It feels like victory.

>>720543767
like a hand, but from the inside

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OP here.

realistically speaking how long should a guy last before being considered a premature ejaculator?

I'm very sure I have PE, I've been fapping every day for years now and I literally cum in about 3-5 strokes when fully erect, which happens in like 5-10 seconds.

My erections are also super weak now, what the fuck can I do? Like sometimes I even cum without being hard.

I'm just afraid to get a gf because I fear I'll cum on 5 seconds and have her leave me, because I'm 23 and a virgin, a rare sight for guys while most girls have already been through at least 5 dicks by my age, I dont wanna disappoint anyone anons

>>720545959

I still don't think it's appropriate to describe it as "hot", unless it is actually hot.

>>720545906
>stop trying to be right all the time

There is no "try".

>>720545601
4chan is 18+ lil buddy.

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>>720545401
so its cold and hard ?
I guess the only Pussy you will ever get will be like that, Cringemaster.

>>720545996
If there are degrees to virginity you are the maximum. Why do you presume so much about sex if you've never had any. Reading your posts is like watching armchair psychologists but 10,000x worse.

>You shouldn't be so quick to dismiss my counsel

You have got to be fucking kidding me bro. I hope this is a troll, I am in fucking tears over here

>>720546109

well maybe if you weren't such a virgin you'd be describing it as hot too.

>>720546094
>3-5 strokes when fully erect, which happens in like 5-10 seconds.

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHA

>>720546094
Stop fapping so god damn much

I can fuck for as long as I want. It's a mental thing. I just distract myself and think about stressful stuff when I'm about to cum and it stops me. I can fuck until I'm exhausted or she is too sore to continue.

I can usually time my orgasms with hers so we cum together, which is the best. If I let myself fully focus on how amazing she feels I can cum in like 30 seconds.

But to answer your question I would say anything over 15 minutes is fine. My girlfriend doesn't like going voer about 30 minutes of actual fucking. She gets sore and asks me to finish. I usually try to keep it around 15-20 minutes of actual fucking. But including foreplay and making out the entire thing is probably more like 40 minutes to an hour start to finish.

Warm and soft. Very VERY hard not to cum. At least for me.

>>720546094
Fucking hell that is tragic

Just get a hooker man get the embarrassment over with then never do it again

>>720546094
Lasting is a mental game.

You cum quick because you think about something so psychologically stimulating; you have trained yourself to cum on that thought process.

I can last 2 hours in bed, and sometimes I last only 5 minutes before I bust my first load. It all depends how turned on you are.

The key to see isn't time, your size, or even your looks. It's about repetition. Make a beat in your head and hack that way non stop until the girl is about to orgasm, then slowly go faster and harder when she's cumming to "ride" it out so it can be a long orgasm.

>tldr

Don't fuck long

Fuck good

>>720546094
Stop disappointing yourself, man. When something doesn't work, you change it. Get moving or get left (even further) behind.

>>720546094

hwo bout you lay off from masturbating for like a day or two.

>>720546094
well, your fears will make you fail, get rid of those. even the strongest stallion sometimes has problems to stay hard and not cum early. it's part of the game. if it happens to you while having fun with a girl, say "oopsie" and continue with the sex. you are an ape, you can do it many times in a row.

>>720546196

You really don't see why it's silly to describe something as both "warm" and "hot" at the same time?

>>720546255
>Why do you presume so much about sex if you've never had any

The only assumption I made is that a vagina is not "warm, soft and hot". It doesn't seem to be OVERLY presumptuous.

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>>720546037
i know right !? always masturbate like this.

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lol wtf am I reading?

>>720546493
>The only assumption I made is that a vagina is not "warm, soft and hot". It doesn't seem to be OVERLY presumptuous.

You are wrong

>>720546444
This

There are times when I cum fast and my girlfriend is amused by it. I just tell her she turned me on so much and I couldn't hold back. It makes her feel good.

If I did it every time she would probably be annoyed, but since it is like 1 in 10 times she seems to be amused by it because she knows she turns me on so much I can't contain myself.

>>720546094
Stop fucking masturbating asap. you have an actual addiction to masturbation. You need to rewire your brain.

That means laying off the porn for AT LEAST 1 month, I'm not kidding either. Get your willpower together and dont fap for a month. Your erections will be rock hard and you'll "reset" your brain into lasting a healthy amount of time. The issue I bet you have is that you conditioned yourself to cumming really fast so now you can't stop.

>>720546123

Then it's a good thing I'm 26.

>>720546316
>such a virgin

You don't need to add "such a". Being any sort of virgin means I wouldn't know from experience. I went out on a limb, and apparently, was mistaken. As the sex gods of 4chan were quick to point out.

>>720546493
The best thing you can keep being "correct" and knowing that you are intellectually superior all you life

But you will still never get to fuck a pussy unless you pay for it

>>720544553
>>720545401

i hope you are trolling

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>>720546493

>The only assumption I made is that a vagina is not "warm, soft and hot". It doesn't seem to be OVERLY presumptuous.

it is.

you're like this guy.

>>720546371
This anon knows what he is talking about. Speaking the actual truth.

>>720546493
alright, its not hot warm and soft, its simply warm and soft.

happy now?

>>720546493
>both "warm" and "hot" at the same time?

Sounds crazy but it is

Maybe if you put your dick in something that wasn't your cheeto encrusted hand you would understand

>>720543767
Like salty coins and milk

>>720546094
No Fap February. Do it

>>720546703
Grand master wizard

>>720546903
haaaaaaaaaa

>>720546703

SUCH A VIRGIN

>>720546703
bro you are a trainwreck. I seriously hope you are a troll, because if not this is just sad. Your personal attitude comes through your posts from your writing style and the views you express.

You need to spend less time thinking about life and more time actually living it. Serious question, do you have friends and go outside and stuff?

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>>720546703
Woah you are 26 and acting this way....jesus I really think i'm done with /b/

>>720546094
are you fat?

>>720546703
Yeah, you were mistaken. Get over yourself, faggot

>>720543767
Look b/ro let me tell you a story, I was a virgin a year ago and I tried it raw or with a condom, it felt great with condom at first but after trying it raw you know how it truly feels like, at first its hard to go in but with time its getting moist and you enjoy it more so it feels pretty good but id say there is not much diffeance in the cumming(mqybe because I didnt cum inside a vagina yet) but you could also enjoy a bj or a handjob( I dont like handjobs tho)

>>720547069

No, Im at my ideal weight

I actually thought that everyone on /b/ was just roleplaying as virgins...

>>720546857

but this guy is truly a virgin. and SUCH a huge one at it too.

>>720546748
how is that the best, that is a sad fucking life.

Moving on: I'm a bifag but only ever fucked dudes. What do you say /b/?
>which is hotter: ass or pussy?

>>720543767
It depends on so many things. Most of the time wet, tight and the feeling of their pussy wrapping around your dick my god...

Ive also fucked girls that were so stretched out it literally felt like fucking a wet bag, not great.

It tends to feel better when ur both horny, shes wet and ur hard af. But thats obv.

>>720544553

yeah but the thought of me satisfying someone with my penors is priceless. :) Im asian and id say my penis is adequate. I dont know what it was but her pussy vibrated its unbelievable.

>>720546094
Hahaha what the fuck.
I usually cannot cum faster than 15-20 minutes when fapping. And I am a virgin too.

The cells that make up the walls of the vagina are the same as the ones that make up the mouth and the anus, since these are openings susceptible to a lot of rubbing against.

So if you feel the texture of the inside of the cheek and or anus, it should be the same, not counting how tight it would be or how much friction is taken into account.

There's no way you can know the feeling other than actually having intercourse. There's no intuitive way to satisfy what you think a pussy feels like, you should rather stop seeking others for answers and find out yourself. Up to you what you would give up to do so.

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>>720547051
We all say that faggot. Ull be bak.

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/b/

what's your experience getting ass on Craigslist or Backpage?

cops? stds? green text?

>>720546094
Look b/ro I felt like you that im cumming too fast but thats because you feel good because of the way you do it, when i lost my virginity I was with a condom(recommended(you will also last longer)) and it took like 10 to 15 minuyes unlike the regular 1minute faps I had

>>720546094
dont worry, that just happend because youre used to porn, when the real deal comes along you'll have no problem getting hard.

the problem will be not cumming to fast anon

>>720547051
Have you ever been to /r9k/? It is terrifying. It's a cesspool of cringy autists all poisoning each other's minds and creating an echo chamber where extreme autism to the point it is crippling socially and professionally is considered "normal". People who have friends, a job, a girlfriend etc. are actively attacked and shunned.

It's scary to think these are real people.

>>720547203

I would assume ass just coz it is tighter...but i've never really fucked a chick in the bum bum.

came close to sticking it in the pooper with this one chick but I couldn't do it lol. i was the one that got weirded out.

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>>720547257
tahaa I'll keep on nailing my middle-aged bf then

>>720547321
I've heard of people getting both STDs and cops. But I've never heard of someone getting a greentext.

>>720547192
Shut the fuck up retard

>>720546628

So i've been told.

>>720546748

I never implied that I was intellectually superior. But I imagine I managed to rustle your jimmies quite a bit.

>>720546837

Not particularly.

>>720546857
>Sounds crazy but it is

I agree.

>>720547040
>Serious question, do you have friends and go outside and stuff?

I do go outside. I have 1 friend. I suppose.

>Your personal attitude comes through your posts

I really didn't mean to piss anyone off. I don't really mind that I did, because you are all having a hissy fit, and it's funny. But in all honesty, I didn't expect to incur such resentment just for making a incorrect assumption about female genitals.

>>720547321
I lost my virginity on CL and it was fine, I ended up in a relationship with the first guy I met.
That said, I wouldn't do it again. Even if you filter out the obviously sketchy replies you get, it's super easy for some fucking psycho to get you. Remember that there's all sorts of meth-heads, schizos, fetishists etc on CL all the fucking time desperate to fuck shit up.

>>720547203
I've never fucked a guy, but I have fucked a few girls in the ass. Ass is tighter, but also less texture. It is smoother inside. Doesn't really fel better or worse, just different.

But I've never been with a girl slutty enough to let me pound her balls deep in the ass so it has never been that amazing. Id rather fuck a girl balls deep and hard in the pussy than gently in the ass.

>>720547194
Retard he was being sarcastic

>>720547439

this guy. atleast faggots get to fuck ass...

such a fucking virgin lol.

>>720547489
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
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>>>/r9k/

guys im a virgin but i might be about to lose it soon..

any tips?

prob not gonna let her know just to be safe lol

Do girls really care about the premature ejaculation, small dick, curved dick, straight dick, belly fat, being a virgin or not ?

I'm a faggot and I couldn't care less if your dick is small, curved, that you're a virgin, kissless, or if you prematurely ejaculate.

If I love the person I don't care about the things mentioned above.

>>720547578

i dunno man. letting her know you are a virgin might work to your advantage.

she might be more motivated to teach you

>>720547578
Skip straight to fisting. Just try to cram your whole fist right up her pussy. It gets girls super wet and they love it.

>>720547578
If you're worried about premature ejaculation, and if you're really into her, blow a load the day before you hook up with her, just so there isn't too much of a "head of steam" to work off.

>>720547565

I don't have autism(I haven't been tested{but if I was, I'm confident that no autism would be detected}).

If you want to insult me, you will have to do better. If I did have autism, I wouldn't be ashamed of it.

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>>720547489

All I have to say is dint be too insecure, I lost my virginity when I was 19 which is couple months ago and I believe I was pretty quick but I said its because I didnt cum in a while so one little white lie wont hurt you, also use a consom whcih will make you last longer and role play b/ro, if shes hornier she cums faster so you feel better about yourself, I got my gf of 10 moths hooked up so bas that ai dont have to role play and she cums before me, unless we go raw tgen I usually cum before her but thats rare and about having sex the first time dont be too hard on yourself, you will find someone just llok around for hints from girls that are attracted to you

>>720547489
I don't think anyone is mad at you, just flabbergasted. Personally, I'm laughing. If you want to tell yourself this is 'funny' then you are missing a huge learning opportunity and will probably be this way forever, sad times.

>>720543767
It's pretty swank but don't feel like you're missing out on anything.

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>>720547760

>>720547760

such an autist

>>720547760
This is fucking gold

>>720547203

Also bifag here.

Girl ass is the same as boy ass. Tight at the pucker, you know how it is.

Vagina can feel better, as it's not just tight in one place. It depends on the girl, how wet or tight she is. It varies. You know when you're fapping and you cum, and the cum slides down the head of your cock, covering your fingers and you keep stroking? Kind of like that. A grip, but cummy.

>>720547760
Desperate to prove yourself to an anonymous audience on /b/
>check
pretending to be knowledgable about pussy
>check
inability to admit stupidity
>check
delusions of grandeur
>check
Keep flapping those hands, Chris

>>720547867
>you are missing a huge learning opportunity

A thread on 4chan, where a bunch of guys discuss exactly how a vagina feels. In what way is this a "learning opportunity"?

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>>720547760

>>720548258
opportunity to learn that a vagina feels "warm and hot" you autistic virgin.

>>720548258
The thread stopped being about vaginas and shifted to OP's attitude a long time ago. The opportunity to stop focusing on 'being right' and start learning from others.

It is literally a thread full of people laughing at how ridiculous this guy is. If he can't process that perhaps a change is necessary then he is fucked. Just saiyin

>>720548258
>browses 4chan
>browses /b/
>posts in a how do vagina's feel thread, tells everyone he is a virgin but makes a guess
>people who have gotten laid explain how he is wrong
>tries to downplay whole situation by pointing out the topic

you came here and voiced an opinion, you defended it until it was refuted then try to say its meaningless because you were wrong. it's like you went to the class, bought the book and said " I think this will be in the book " opened it and it wasn't there so you just walk out of class saying " this subject is stupid anyways "

TL;DR go get laid you sad 26 year old, self obsessed, prissy fuck

>>720545401
You're special kind of stupid, aren't you?

>>720548205
>Desperate to prove yourself to an anonymous audience on /b/

And what is it that I am trying to prove? Seriously, I want to know what you think my ultimate goal here is.

>pretending to be knowledgable about pussy

Well, I admitted to being a virgin from the very get-go, so I wasn't really pretending to be knowledgeable, so much as I was expressing an opinion without basis in experience.

>inability to admit stupidity

Yep. I don't consider myself to be stupid.

>delusions of grandeur

I really don't know what gave you that impression.

>>720548445

hey, I'm op, i'm not the guy who has been raving about autism and shit. I've only made 3 posts here: The op, the one about cumming fast and this one

>>720548496
lol. goddamn. you are SUCh a special kind of virgin.

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>>720548496
He's still going.haha

>>720548387

This piece of information is of little use to me.

>>720548445

Well, I admitted my mistake. Now I am aware that a vagina is, indeed, warm, hot and soft.

>>720548478

Yes, I made a guess about something I didn't know. I'll gladly admit that I was wrong. I don't know what else you want from me.

>go get laid you sad 26 year old, self obsessed, prissy fuck

I can't.

>>720543767
Sex ain't all it's cracked up to be, OP. Lost my virginity at 17, it felt like I was masturbating, except using a pussy instead. It's a good experience, I won't deny that.

>>720548496
>claims not to have delusions of grandeur
>refuses to admit the stupidity of going into a thread to speculate about what pussy feels like at the same time as admitting virginity
>denies trying to prove self despite posting several long replies with complex sentence structure and showy grammatical devices in an attempt to be right on 4chan
I bet you think you're replying to the same poster all through the thread

>>720548557
oh you poor thing. you just started an innocent thread with an innocent question and turbo virgin took over. Good luck in life OP

>>720548737
It is so much more than the fact that you were wrong. It's your attitude and how you went about things after being told you were wrong
>I can't
total surprise

>>720548737
"can't" is the enemy of "will"

>>720548737
> I don't know what else you want from me.
if you wanna pretend you're a victim and want to be civil but the big meanines on b wont then how about this.

apologize to the poster who described it as " warm, hot and soft " for calling him "full of shit" and apologize to OP for derailing his thread. then apologize to everyone else if you were unintentionally rude to them. do that with no sarcasm or retardation. that's what I want from you

>>720548847
>claims not to have delusions of grandeur

I'm just curious what made you think that I have delusions of grandeur.

>refuses to admit the stupidity of going into a thread to speculate about what pussy feels like at the same time as admitting virginity

Ok. I admit my stupidity. Are you satisfied?

>denies trying to prove self despite posting several long replies with complex sentence structure and showy grammatical devices in an attempt to be right on 4chan

"denies trying to prove self". Well, I can't rightly say that I know what you mean by that. Also, English isn't my mother tongue, so I'm sorry if my grammar is not up to your standards.

>>720548867
>It's your attitude and how you went about things after being told you were wrong

Sorry.

>>720544553
Heh you fucking virgin.

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>>720549150
Touch your face...now you know what a pussy feels like.

>>720549149

>>720544273 I apologize. It appears that you are not full of shit, and were, in fact, correct.

>apologize to OP for derailing his thread

I only take partial responsibility for this. After all, you people decided that your time was better spent responding to me, rather than answering OP's question.

Sorry, OP.

>apologize to everyone else if you were unintentionally rude to them

I told one person he's full of shit. And apologized, as you requested. Other than that, I think I was being pretty civil. If there is anything else I said that is rude, please let me know.

>>720549150
>I'm just curious what made you think that I have delusions of grandeur.

It's your completely cuntish attitude and total arrogance in everything you say

>>720549150
> delusions of grandeur
> physical sensation
> relative ease
> dismiss my counsel
> predictions and estimations
>precisely
> assuming you have a basic grasp of the English Language
> incur
> resentment

OH SRY GUISE ENGLISH NOT MY FRST LANGUAGE :D
please stop. you are making it worse. if you are lying, you're retarded. if you're telling the truth it's only worse

>>720549433
>and were, in fact, correct.

You were so arrogant about being right. Now having no more evidence than before except bs opinions you have changed your mind

You are a churlish cunt

>>720549436
>>720549465

I don't speak that way because I am attempting to establish myself as an intellectual heavyweight. I just like it.

Basically, you dislike how I speak. That's not really my fault.

>>720545401
This is now a cringe thread. All hail the new Cringemaster. Virgins rejoice; at least you'll never be THIS bad.

>>720549692

Why do you think you only have a few spaccy friends and have never had a girlfriend

>>720549692
Maybe you should re-read the thread.didn't sink in the first time.

>>720549777
Trips confirms it.

>>720549692
Yes it is cunt. Try changing your attitude and maybe people will not hate the fuck out of you

>>720549692
I just prefer using complex vocabulary when conducting my affairs with the anonymous individuals on the online medium of the internet message and image board known as "4chan" It matter not what your opinions of me are, as I am above such pettiness. I do it purely for my own satisfaction. also My English is my third language, please acknowledge that whilst you know nothing about me that I am more educated than you. then I will be at ease

>>720549545

So, when proven wrong, admitting that I was wrong makes me a "churlish cunt"?

You make me out to be a rude asshole, but you are the one who seems to be resolved to just stay angry at me, no matter if I concede your point or not. Hah.

>>720549874
Kill yourself autismo

>>720549973
pretty sure that was someone making fun of him bro

>>720549947
>proven wrong

People disagree
"Proven "

>>720549947
>Hah

Oh the sheer cringe

>>720549947
please, do not ignore my posts.I understand it can be intimidating because I craft them so effortlessly and with such avid precision. but you're understanding of our positions here are essential. It wont affect me, but if you displayed the arrogance of ignoring this, you would be severely remiss.

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>>720549874
Sure anon sure...

>>720550037
Oh me, never! I wouldn't stoop as to be this mans assailant, I am merely educating him.

>>720550086
>>720549874

Oi this guy fuck off. The autist wizard is doing enough to fuck himself without you doing unfunny parodies

>>720550103
Tis True! and now if only, >>720549947
>>720549545
will relent to me.

>>720549771
>Why do you think you only have a few spaccy friends

I only have the one.

>and have never had a girlfriend

Probably because of a number of things. The way I type isn't one of them, I don't think.

>>720549874

See, I don't artificially cram my posts full of the biggest and most fancy sounding words I can find, just to seem smart. The way I word my posts shouldn't even be an issue. You should concern yourself with what I say, not how I say it.

>>720545232
also the pheromones, endorfins, getting said cheek feeling wrapped around your entire dick.
It generally can't be bad to get your dick inside one. I lost my virginity not wearing a condom and I would heartily recommend you avoid using one your first time too. It will just make it that much more special. (Find a girl you trust).

>>720549874
>complex vocabulary

lol.

>>720550202
I am not "parodying" anyone, I am trying to have a civilized conversation with the well worded gentlemen, so that he can admit that my sentence structures and mastery of this most foreign language, lends evidence to support the claim that I am in general a being of higher knowledge.

>>720550234
Nigga it's the way you talk and just your general attitude about things. Real talk, save this thread and re read it trying to understand why a bunch of people pointed out what a tool you are. If you cannot understand what you have done wrong here you are fucked forever.

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>>720543767
....you can't put your dick in a .jpg, dude...
Oh wait, yeah you can.
Nvm.

>>720550234
>I only have the one

you're friends with neo?

>>720550086

You should be a comedian. But it would probably be funnier, if you didn't make several spelling and grammar mistakes in a single sentence.

>>720550234
Artificially! I resent such an abrupt accusation. this is my choice of conversational 'jargon' and it should not be of concern to you. please I implore you to find the context of my messages to you and not the format!

>>720550234
1 friend really shows that it's not the rest of the world that's the problem

It's you

Fucking wierdo

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>>720550312

>>720550475
>>720550312
Fuck off tard

>>720550424
The spelling and grammar I am displaying is explained quintessentially by two facts. 1. this is my third language, I apologize if it's not up to your standards and 2. I am most likely using words and formats so advanced you misinterpret them as mistakes

i was extremely dissapointed when i lost my virginity, pussy isnt what its cracked up to be

>>720550375
>the way you talk

Ok. Look, obviously you think that I talked like that because I was trying to make myself look super smart and talk down to you. This might be hard to believe, but I just really like talking that way. When I post on 4chan, I use the chance to rehearse my English. That is all.

>>720550608
me too, first experience was awful. banged that girl 3 times and never came. I was so disappointed. then found a new girl and she was a virgin, now we have sex on the regular and I see the hype, I wouldnt wanna fuck some new slut every weekend. but the way I feel about this girl makes it feel like they explain it in books

>>720550685
Likewisem it is a remarkable method of cohesiveness and comprehension training for individuals like ourselves, of course not all of us are on the same level of idiosyncrasy just yet. many complex nuances in the English language.

>>720550608
Think you did something wrong anon.

>>720550475

Just to let you know, if you are trying to anger me, it's really not going too well.
>>720550585 >>> In fact, the people in this thread are actually starting to get pissed off at you. Is it your turn to apologize yet?

>>720550685
Chill cunt. Stop trying so hard. The reason you have only 1 friend is you are such a pretentious fuckwit. Chill and let life be enjoyable for those around you

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>>720550859

Its like sticking your dick in a pit full of snakes.

>>720550862
>The reason you have only 1 friend is you are such a pretentious fuckwit.

Even if I accept the premise that I am a fuckwit, that is not the reason I don't have friends. Not that it matters, the end result is all the same anyway.

>Chill and let life be enjoyable for those around you

Well, I'm certainly not stopping anyone from having an enjoyable life.

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>>720546094
>Like sometimes I even cum without being hard.

how

>>720550859
Oh my, I would never try to aggravate you. In fact I wish all could converse with the aptitude we possess, It would lead to far less blunders and Freudian slips of the finger. but do you disagree with my assertions that I am more of a how you put it " intellectual heavyweight" than yourself?

>>720550859
>In fact, the people in this thread are actually starting to get pissed off at you

no one is getting pissed of at anyone. Everyone is laughing at you though for being a such a pretentious asswipe and you are such a virgin btw

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>>720545401
Is this post real?

>counsel
>predictions and estimations
>rosy gates of heaven
what nigga loool
Literally laughed myself to the cry. what in the fuck is your issue.

>>720551079
Can pull a softy.

>>720551119
Agree.

>>720551098
>but do you disagree with my assertions that I am more of a how you put it " intellectual heavyweight" than yourself?

If English is your 3rd language, as you say, then you may very well be my intellectual superior. I don't mind giving you that.

>>720551119
>no one is getting pissed of at anyone.

Doesn't look that way to me.

>>720551132

Nothing wrong with a little embellishment. I figured my post would be more interesting to read that way. I was wrong. Obviously.

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>>720551132
I just read the rest of the thread and that post wasn't just a single slip-up oh wow.
please. no more.
>>720551337
>embellishment

ENOUGH

>>720551337
of course you don't see it that way.
you are the joke.

>>720551220
Thank you, you have all witnessed it, he admits I am superior. I will spread the good teachings of this far and wide.

>>720543767
Bag-o-sand

>>720545232
mfw got with a chick with super tight pussy before. Boy did i need to put on my A game...

>>720545401
Are you fucking retarded? It really is no wonder you're a virgin.

salty coins and milk

>>720551006
>that is not the reason I don't have friends

What is the reason

>>720551389
>embellishment

Embellishment? Really? That's too pretentious for you? Whatever. Clearly it doesn't matter what I say. The words I use just make me a dipshit by default. Seriously, this whole thread consists of people telling me that I am a faggot because I don't use the set of words that they approve of. I speak in whatever way I like. I'm not overly impressed with your vocabulary either, just for the record.

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like the inside of your cheeck [no joke]

>>720551760
nobody called you a faggot. faggots get to have sex.

you are a huge virgin cunt.

Disgusting

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>>720551760

>>720551734

I suck at interacting with people.

>inb4 no shit

I don't expect anyone to believe this, but I don't talk in real life in the same way I talk on 4chan. Here's a shocker: people consider me to be humble, in general.

>>720551760
It's way more than the words you use dude. It's the attitude. You have got to see the bigger picture here. You are fucked to death bro, to death.

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>>720545996

>>720551760
Stop changing the subject cunt. People hated your arrogance.

No we want to know why you only have 1 friend

>>720543767
hey i know this chicks real name. she went to my highschool. marissa mccloud. came many a times

>>720551885
>faggots get to have sex.

I meant it in the figurative sense.

>you are a huge virgin cunt.

I'm not a cunt.

>>720552070
>not a cunt

no. you are a virgin cunt.

>>720551939
>people consider me to be humble

No they don't. Your 1 friend might say that. But the rest of the world who fucking hate you think you are an arrogant quasi intellectual

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>>720551939
Oh im sure you are soooo humble.the most humble person ever.

>>720552070
Yes you are a cunt

The proof is 1 friend

Its only slightly better than your hand, consumes your income and time, refuses to put out cause head ache.

>>720552070
you are a sad wannabe smartass who cant get a date, any friends, or even a group of people online with no prior experience to like you, in fact you made every one hate you. not one single person is on your side. maybe it's time you take a good look at yourself

>>720552319
This guy got dumped hard

>>720551955
>attitude

You make an assumption on the kind of attitude I have based on the words I use. I have already stated that I simply enjoy talking like that. I would do it in real life, if I could get away with it. But I get that you think I'm just trying to cover up my arrogance. And I really have no way of proving the opposite.

>>72055202
>No we want to know why you only have 1 friend

I'm not good with people, as you may have already guessed.

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>>720552375
If only I could get rid of her.

>>720552376
People are telling you what to do if you want to be better with people. It IS your attitude. You just can't admit it because you are an arrogant cunt

>>720543767

Holy shit I just went to r9k as a result of this thread and now I want to die I thought b was bad wtf is this it cant dont be real

>>720552376
You just keep babbling the same thing over and over.thinking the outcome will be different.know what that is?

>>720552351
>cant get a date, any friends

Well, I never pretended to be a ladies man with a huge number of friends. If I wanted to come on here and show off, I wouldn't have bothered telling you that I'm a friendless virgin.

>>720552607
That will most likely die alone with your virginity intact.

>>720552449
>It IS your attitude. You just can't admit it

I can't admit it, because I don't see it. Just tell me why I have an attitude. Not "because you just do", give me a specific reason.

>>720552522
>You just keep babbling the same thing over and over

Well, people keel telling me the same thing, over and over.

>>720552770

Probably. At least it makes you happy.

>>720552797
You'd think you would learn.
Its called insanity,get some help.

>>720552797
You have been given reasons

SAVE THE FUCKING THREAD AND READ IT AGAIN

You are a hopeless case

>>720552853
Very much so

>>720543767
Hold the fuck up. Is that bathtub in the ground? Thats fucking awesome.

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>>720543767
Its no big deal op

>its like putting your dick into a blender with salt and vinegar n shit.

I would compare it to being hung , then having my legs cut off.

not trolling op , iv experienced the real deal
then come the headaches and finances, do yourself a favour op and stay virg

there are so many stupid non virgins in here in makes my heart bleed.

pleasure is pleasure , its one in the same , you cant compare it to anything , its good in all instances.

However, the higher level of pleasure you experience , the exact lvl of pain will follow.

All these guys bragging about theyr experiences ,
>theyr dead inside

btw that smart guy with autism is fucking you guys up. Your just so godamn sheep you think your on the winning side.

Guess what losers, your on the side that runs off the fucking cliff.

>>720553017
If you are going to bait i recommend you try to be more subtle with it..maybe next time hm?

>>720552797
You make claims that you know about shit that you have never done. You keep going on and on about the same things.

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>>720552797
You make loud claims about something you admit to not know anything about.
You keep pointing out your own obvious contradictions.
You explain away your faults to make them seem less faulty instead of just accepting the truth.
People tell you exactly what you need to hear, and you keep asking for more, even looping back in the same subjects and statements already adressed.

I wouldn't stand being more than 3 minutes in the same room with you, in fact, just being in this thread makes me shiver in disgust.

>>720550685

People hate excessive verbosity, and it makes you sound like a pretentious cunt. Speak using simple plain English and you'll find that people aren't rubbed up the wrong way so much.

>>720552933
>You are a hopeless case

I was polite throughout the whole exchange. You are the one who is boiling with hatred, simply because you think that my attitude is shitty, because of the language I use(at least I assume that's your problem with me).

I have answered your questions in a calm manner, with very few insults. You, on the other hand, are raging with all your might, and somehow I'm the asshole.

Whatever my flaws, at least I know how to have a discussion like a civilized person.

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>>720553017
I've thought about taking her to the zoo, pushing her into the hippo exhibit. One of two things may happen either my wife will be accepted as a hippo or they will have an all you can eat buffet... sorry I know off topic just needed to get it off my chest.

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>>720543767
pic related and use a microwave oven to heat it up

>>720552797
Ok I will humor you.

>OP asks what vagina feels like
>kind anon answers
>you say he's full of shit while simultaneously admitting you are a virgin

Why did you feel confident in your suppositions without any evidence that you were right?

>someone then points out that you have no idea what you're talking about since you are a virgin
>you counter that you must be right based on backwards logic.

There is a distinct pattern in your posts that shows you as a person are based largely on thinking about things, not doing things. You make an argument about what a vagina feels like without any experience because you have so much faith in your ability to predict things.

You live life entirely in your head and probably have a number of opinions on things you know nothing about because you have no actual experience.

You should try taking risks and exploring the world around you rather than just assuming you know the nature of things. If you really need things to be spelled out this simply for you then I sincerely doubt you will learn anything from any of this.

>>720553218
Who's angry.i've been laughing since you first posted.just baffled someone like you exists.

>>720544333
trips don't lie

>>720545401
Nice b8

>>720553218
>because of the language I use(at least I assume that's your problem with me).

This is your problem. People are telling you why they hate you and it is not to do with language but you keep saying it is.

>>720553218
>a civilized person

With no mates

>>720553171
>You make loud claims about something you admit to not know anything about.

And I admitted it.

>You keep pointing out your own obvious contradictions.

I didn't intend to contradict myself. If I did, then I made a mistake.

>People tell you exactly what you need to hear, and you keep asking for more, even looping back in the same subjects and statements already adressed.

You have a problem with how I speak. I get it. I speak that way because it gratifies ME. I like that sort of language. I think it sounds nice. But you see it as a personal insult.

>looping back in the same subjects

Agreed. We have gone over this several times. If you can be bothered to reply, I guess you will tell me once again that you don't like the vocabulary I use. I understand. You made yourself pretty clear.

>>720553322
Well done

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>>720553232
>>720553322
double spaced dubs
and trip dubs checked
>>720553128
new fag affirmitus
>>720543767
for you op, eat 4 grams of dried psilocybe mushrooms,(on an empty stomac, no drinking) and you may be granted access to the pussy portal, feels better in my opinion.
then ull know forsure.

>>720553743
address this
>>720553322
It makes no mention of how you speak

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my first time was kinda like this
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>>720553743
>You have a problem with how I speak

NONO NO NO

People have kept telling you the problem it's not that.

The biggest problem right now is that you keep fucking saying that your language is what we hate.

I can see why you have no mates

Fucking hell I hate your guts

>>720553322

I already admitted to being wrong, and apologized. I'm sorry if that's not good enough, but there's not a whole lot else I can do.

>>720553610
>People are telling you why they hate you and it is not to do with language but you keep saying it is.

I really did think that the problem people have with me was how I type.

>>720553274
>faggots arguing about what a vagina feels like
>nobody care about the best simulation you could ever had before you taste a real one
I've tried this one when i was 15, fucking cool

>>720553979
>really did think that the problem people have with me was how I type

Just fucking die

>>720553979
fuck me you're hopeless

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>>720553979
I think it's the fact that you're trying to prove yourself to a bunch of people you don't know.

It's like an outcast trying to talk to jocks, in a way.

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>>720553743
> And I admitted it
This is an explanation to why your fault was ok, rather than accepting the truth.

>You have a problem with how I speak. I get it. bla bla me, me, me..
This is you looping back on something that was mentioned several times earlier, and it was completely irrelevant since I never mentioned anything about how you speak.
In addition, you are explaining away one of your faults, instead of facing the truth.

> Agreed, we have gone over this bla bla me me me
This is you explaining away your fault instead of accepting the truth.

What I mean about "accepting the truth" is you realizing the gravity of your situation, and then DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT instead of explaining why it is ok.

Inb4 another "yes because blabla im wrong but wont face it blabla me me me"

>>720554040
Bet you ate it after too didn't you?

>>720554064
>>720554093

Well, I'm all out of things to say. Clearly I have misunderstood literally everyone who replied to me. And I am still unsure of what exactly the issue was. I'm stupid. There. Even after all this time, I still don't get it. I admit to being a dimwit, no sarcasm.

>>720553232
it's that bad eh.

why don't you just cheat and then get caught.

you're already trapped in a joyless marriage anyway so you might as well lose everything and start all over again.

>>720553979
This post >>720553322 has nothing to do with you being wrong. It points out your attitudes. The fact that you cannot see that is staggering. You are fucked to death, there is no hope for you.

It's been said multiple times in this thread, save the thread and re-read it.

>>720554318
This was hilarious. Thank you.

>>720554318

there you go. and you kept saying you're not gonna learn anything from us.

you've learned to shut the fuck up.

>>720554318
Hahaa you are pathetic. Earlier you said you would never admit to being a fuckwit.

Just fuck off and never post again cunt

>>720554254
>This is an explanation to why your fault was ok, rather than accepting the truth.

I didn't mean to say that it was ok. I basically said "I made a mistake and I apologize for it". Just because I have apologized, doesn't make it "ok". But apologize is all I can do. What action do you want me to take, that will make this "ok" with you?

>In addition, you are explaining away one of your faults, instead of facing the truth.
>This is you explaining away your fault instead of accepting the truth.

So, all together, you have identified 3 of my flaws. The first one, I understand, is when I made an uninformed statement.

>DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT

We are on an image board. Saying sorry is literally the only thing I can do.

>>720554577
Shut the fuck up

Its pretty boring.
Even a fleshlight feels better, in my opinion. But i still prefer using my hand

>>720554577
You just can't help yourself can you?

>>720554577
I seriously hope this is a troll.

>>720554577

kek its hilarious that you don't understand 2/3 of the people replying to you feel pity more than anything, and are actually trying to help you

>but you're too fucking dense to get it

>>720554427
>Earlier you said you would never admit to being a fuckwit.

My exact words were "I do not admit to being a fuckwit".

Meaning, I did not admit to being a fuckwit then, but I didn't state that I would never admit to it in the future.

>>720554427
>Just fuck off and never post again cunt

I'll think about it.

>>720554762
This

>>720554806
This is exactly what we are talking about. Instead of considering changing your awful attitude you are nitpicking what people say. This is why everyone hates you

>>720545353
goodreference.pnjpg

>>720554806
What a loser

>>720554756
It has to be.nobody can be this dense.

>>720554762

No, I think everyone here thinks I'm trying to evade all arguments against me on purpose, because I am actively trying to be an asshole.

Let me try one more time:

The problem is that I am arrogant, I speak about things I know nothing about, and because I was being snarky to everyone who replied to me. And then I tried to backpedal from all the stupid shit I said. Is that it?

>>720554999
Finally

>>720546415
This is how I feel. I can fap for ages but if I think about it a lot I it happens quickly.

>>720554924
>Just fuck off and never post again cunt

In response to his post, I think my attitude was perfectly appropriate.

>>720554999
The trips say he got it right

>>720554999
As said several times already.

>>720555180
Again, this is why everyone hates you.

You think everyone is bad except you

>>720546021
Vag is normal.
Anal feels like victory.

>>720552853
you're a little whiny crybaby.

>>720555342
homo

>>720544333
>44333
Fullhouse don't lie

>>720543767
It's not as tight as when you jerk off, but it's a more complete tight as it encompasses your whole cock. It's warm and assuming she is into it and wet, very slippery.

>>720555305
>You think everyone is bad except you

No, I don't. I don't know why you expect me to be nice to people who aren't nice to me.

I don't want to restart the whole conversation.

I'll just say that you all lost your shit and acted like I'm the second coming of Hitler. Why? I had the gall to be sarcastic. The worst kind of insults you can think of are being thrown back and forth on this board 24/7, but harmless sarcasm is clearly stepping over the line.

>>720554999
Great he he finally has it and has fucked off. In a more perfect world he would go away and reflect and change. But I think more likely he will conclude that everyone is wrong except him and change nothing.

>>720555587
SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>>720544553
>>720545401

>>720555621
Spoke too soon

>>720555587
You are right. It's every one except you. Probably the exact same in real life? That's why no friends. Apart frim you and you 1 friend everyone else is a fucker.

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>>720555587

>>720555663
What is this young lady?

*shakes wanted poster*

Well it SOUNDS like a piece of paper.

>>720555621
>>720555644

Go suck a thousand dicks per second.

I tried to see where you're coming from, but it's obviously getting me nowhere.

Say what you want, but you all got butthurt and raged just because I said some shit.

>inb4 no ones mad were just laughin at you lol

Uh huh. Yeah, looking back at this thread, I can see how you totally weren't mad. That was sarcasm. When I read your posts, I can picture you, clear as day, hunched over your keyboard and foaming at the mouth over nothing.

>>720555587
Cunt you have been arguing for 3 fucking hours

>>720555587
Protip: stop feeding this. You can't win, you're going to keep losing. Where do you think this is going to go? Do you thikn everyone will suddenly "hey virgin faggot, you're actually cool nvm haha we're all friends". No. You lost and you keep losing, just stfu and learn from this and stop being a fag.

>>720555722

My personality flaws don't matter. They don't excuse your own shitty behavior, no matter how much you would like them to.

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>>720546094
Stop fapping to porn so damn much.

It overstimulates you and you get used to cumming really fast, so eventually it will happen to you when you're with a real woman.

Happened to me when I was in a long distance relationship where we'd only see each other on the weekends or during holidays.

>>720555848
Projecting much?

>>720555936
You are either a master troll or really fucking dense. Your points go nowhere, you're retarded.