Are YOU a normalfag?

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TEMPLATE!

>>720380137
sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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*am bong, my school didnt have a prom

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>>720379645
Had no idea how much of a faggot normie I am

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wew almost

>>720379984
>Parents are proud of you
>Still live in their basement

I think they are just being polite anon

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I guess

OP here

Considering some of the things i've selected, have happened like 3-4 or more years ago, damn my life looks sad compared to all you guys LOL

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Every single one. This pleases me

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>>720380508
>have tried recreational drugs
>parents are proud of you

>>720380751
>implying hippies don't have kids

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well, ok

>>720380233
I'm 47.

I don't go out most weekends anymore, but I did up until 40 or so.

I'm not in good shape anymore, but I used to be.

Still live in my mother's house, because she left it to me. She's dead.

>>720380751
They know I use them safely so they are indifferent about it

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BINGO!

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kek

I have more than 10 people who call themselves my friends that would come to my funeral but I don't like them

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Check'em

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Can't believe I'm less normal than all of you faggots.

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>>720379645
surprisingly difficult to be a normalfag tbh

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>>720379645

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Oh shit

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Holy fuck I don't belong here.

>>720379645
Literally all of them except pick up a girl from a bar or club.

>>720381869
what? You've never been to a house party?

>>720379645
roll

>>720382096
underageb&

>>720379645
Is this a list for american teenagers?

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aaaw shiet

>>720382333
so, you're fat, live at home, no job, no friends, no gf, no life experience... are you the ultimate /b/tard?

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Seeing all you normies makes me fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEE
*i was 10 at the time

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germanfag here... my life feels worse than this

>>720382428
>seems normal
>parents still aren't proud of you
ouch

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oh shit.

>>720382537
you're often alone on Birthdays/New Year but you live with your parents?
Also of all of the things you haven't done I can recommend travel the most.

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this is why im a fucking sociopath

so not being a total waste of sperm and a loser is categorized as "normalfag" now ?
welp..

>>720381444
Loser/10

Consider drinking bleach

>>720382577
I know life is stacked against you, krautbro, but at least you're not a NEET

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>>720379645
Hello

>>720382524
Looks like it my dude.

>>720382734
>this is why i pretend to be a sociopath but i am just an edgy cock-guzzling faggot

ftfy

>>720381444
you're a fat virgin who lives with your parents, so yeah, you're not normal.
On the other hand, fukken sick quads bro.

>>720379645
everything except tried drugs

>>720383032
thanks for the correction sir

>>720383035
>quads
retard/10

>>720382934
>>>/out/

>>720382577
You want to talk about it?

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guess my age.

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>>720382524
he even got trips
what a nice guy

>>720383172
He is too busy invading Poland

also fucking kill yourself, this isnt the fucking samaritans

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I've done all of these except the social media thing, that shit is so gay.

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What do i win

>>720383244
18

>>720383244
cannot use the same colour twice?
3 years old then

>>720383244

22

>>720383333
Quads

>>720383345
thanks.

>>720383291
>gf for over a year
>she told you she loved you
>never put out
ouch.

>>720383244
5

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not THAT normal I guess...

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>>720383333
the 'I am not a waste-of-oxygen loser award'

also neat quads

>>720383462
thats high school for you

>>720383501
Someone beat you to it, fag

>>720383333
the quads confirm the truth

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>>720379645

>>720383753
Why the two colours? You fucking colour blind?

>>720383035
Not fat, but not in 'good shape'.
+ That's not quads retard.

>>720383333
Apparently quads is the prize

>>720383172

30 years old, studied literature, okay job, had to move to another town where i don't know anyone, gf (9/10) left me after 4 years of relationship because i didn't want to marry and have children with her, spend my free time playing FFXIV and listening to noise rock

I haven't moved out my parents house, but both my parents are dead, so I don't know what that qualifies as.

>inb4 faggot

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>>720383889
They didn't download the template because they're retarded.

>>720384024
qualifies you as a parent-less fucking orphan

>>720384190
Not exactly an orphan, mum died when I was 8 and dad when I was 23, so I was brought up by my dad.

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>>720379645
I guess I am... except I'm kinda fat right now, and I skipped the prom in high school. Don't really regret it either, nobody I GAF about went either.

>>720383914
Ya, I can understand how that would leave you feeling empty. Is it easy for you to socialize, would it be useful to just get out a bit?

Either way, start working out a bit. Take a 5K run a couple times a week and do some lifting; that'll keep you in shape and help some with your mood at least.

You'll start making friends though, but it'll take time.

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I hate Facebook and those memes, so that and the tagging thing go hand in hand.
I don't fuck around, even in school I didn't, I've had serious relationships though.
And I've not had sex in a public place lol.

Was this made for 16 year olds from 2012?

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>>720379645
but for my friends im not normies because i have a pc gaming and i like anime/manga

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Atleast iam not a burden on anyone.

>>720381073
Holy shit that's the saddest thing I've seen in weeks.

>>720384701
are you happy with your life atm?

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24year

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Fuck I didn't know I was such a normalfag

Where do I go from here

>>720384701
>not a burden
>doesn't have a job

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>>720379645
......

>>720384984
>rarely alone
is that because you're with your parents anon?
i can relate, it's ok

>>720384511
Thx, anon. It's extremely easy for me to socialize but i can get bored by people pretty fast and then start to ignore them.

I already lift and run on a regular basis. I'm in a good shape for my age (6 feet tall, 174 lbs).

I'm a nihilist.

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>>720379645

I feel like I no longer belong here.

>>720384976
pick a girl up from a bar and get complimented regularly

>>720385110
You're at least a cutie

>>720383333
You get to leave /b/ forever

>>720385401
Congrats, you're the 3rd person to do that

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>>720385401

>>720383462
I know my dude, I will regret it for the rest of my life. Also my chances of ever getting another gf are close to 0 so I might as well an hero.

>>720385401
This is why I come here

>>720385348

What about you, anon?

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guess I'm just a cyborg

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>>720380137
>>720380313
>>720380348
>>720381136
>>720381339
>>720381422
>>720381339
>>720381808
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>>720381869
>>720382428
>>720382577
NORMIES OUT

>>720385755
I'm nothing special, but I have a job and my own place (but I'm on government assistance, which I qualify for since I'm a vet). I'll find something permanent soon, I just need to save some money.

I don't feel hollow any more, but I can make myself feel angry or sour at times (it's the hardest thing to control).

I'm just trying to find a bit of success.

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uh oh

>>720386457

What are your plans once you've got money?

I bought a car some time ago and often end up driving aimlessly through the night these days.

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>>720379645

>>720382934
Same here...

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Pretty boring normalfag.

>>720386947
>Driving aimlessly
That sounds like fun.

I have a wish list put together; some camera equipment and stationary is some if it. I need to get some time off for travelling, too. And my dad's place needs some repairs done, if he ever leaves the house.

I like to stay in, mostly. It'll be nice once I have these bills paid and money saved so I don't feel so poor any longer.

>>720388363

I wish you all the best! Greetings from sub zero Germany.

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Wew that was close

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>>720379645
Yeah I'm a normie

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>>720379645
Damn are those things people don't do?

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>>720383413

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shit

>>720390151
>all this shit and you haven't even had 5 sexual partners

I'm living a double-life as a robot and I've had in the ballpark of 35, all said

I'm not even really bragging, tinder is just a shitty video game that you can get aspie-good at like anything else, it's not a point of pride

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normies

out

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>>720379645

29 years old cis white male

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>>720379645
I'm only 19, there's still hope to get all the puss yet.

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>>720379645
what if i'm a fag and a lot of these don't apply to me?

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got tired of tallying about halfway through.

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yikes

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>>720383484

>>720394685
best one in here

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>>720379645
so close...

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Lol you guys.

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Done.

>>720379695
SSHSAHSS

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>>720379645
so close

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normalfag reporting in

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whats wrong with me

>>720398025
looks like your beta doormat who eventually gets friendzoned for chad

>>720398426
is there something in between beta doormat and chad?

>>720398756
beta hat rack i guess?

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>>720398889

>only held one birthday party (18th./ poured em full of liqour, works at that age)
>only tried weed a few times
>been to a house party (where I tried the weed)


No. No I'm not a normal fag. Never will be. I'm not even proud to say that.

>>720399068
sorry anon, we all know that feel here

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>>720379645

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Apparently, no, i am not a normalfag according to this

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im not an outcast

>>720399823
you are retarded for not using the blank template though

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>>720379645
Forgot template but heyho

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What happens if I get a job? I'm scared, /b/. Scared of what I could become.

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count if the girl picked me in the bar?

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So many bingos. What do I win?

>>720397211
Don't