Any non-virgins here got stories on how you lost your vcard?

>>719435344

With a girl, in her pussy

/thread

Honestly I don't remember my first time.
I was around 13 with my gf at the time, and I think, it was under a blanket on her moms couch. I fucking plowed her and wouldn't doubt it if I fucked her in the ass cause she loved it. That was ages ago.

>>719435485
You cant /thread yourself, faggot.

>>719435822

yes I can

/gaythread

>>719435344
>10th grade
>cute blondie in my class, known her for awhile
>ask her out
>we bang a month later at her house

>>719435822
took the words right out of my fucking mouth

>>719435344
Her asshole looks so fine and tasty, any sauce?

>>719435822
>>719435939
well, in that case

>>719435485
/thread

>>719435939
>>719435822

samefag

>Me 19
> Live in apt, walking across to do my laundry when I see my homie, and his girl's friend.
> She just broke up with bf
> Ask if i want to fuck, shes not bad looking down
>Shit got real

>>719435344
>gf of 6 month told me she will stay with me forever

fugg

> be me
> be 19
> get first gf
> she's 14 which is the age of consent here
> really like this girl so don't pressure her and agree to take it slow
> get BJs and HJs for close to a year
> eventually she feels ready
> buy condoms
> try to fuck
> she's still scared and excited and doesn't get wet
> hurts her, she starts crying
> comfort her and tell her it's no big deal
> next week buy lubricant, try again
> it works
> spend literally 2 hours with foreplay and trying out various positions
> fast forward a month
> goes on birth control
> fuck her raw and nut inside for 4 years
The end. Downside is she pretty much stopped giving BJs from then on.

Had a friend . Drove her upstate cause she had to make a court appearance. She was looking at 10 years in prison. She fucks me that night as Im her potential last chance for a decade.

Next day judge just gives her probation. She fucks me again in celebration.

Yeah Im that big of a loser.

>>719435344
Met girl in town, took home n banged, saw eachother for 6 months afterwards.

>>719436303
sounds like fun after all

>>719435344
1 hour after the wedding ceremony. Went to our then new apartment. She was sore for the reception, but worth it!

>Me, 24, just lost a lot of weight
>Kissless hugless beta
>Scroll through Craigslist
>Message couple looking for a third
>Meet up & go back to theirs
>Milf & hubby give me beer, she leaves the room
>Me & dude go to their room
>She's waiting in see through gown
>Kisses me
>Blows me
>Rides me
>Take turns fucking her 'til they have to go pick up kids from school

There's porn of her online. She's a slut & hubby is a total cuck.

>>719436303
What did she do?

>>719435344
>Junior year
>Watching Con Air with gf
>Parents and sister are out
>Get to end scene
>"How do I... Get through one night without you~~"
>Make out with gf super passionately
>Eventually start rubbing each other
>Take off gf's pants, rub her through underwear
>Grabs my dick like a retard with a hamster
>[Stereotypical wanna go all the way question here]
>Grab a condom
>Miss her pussy the first three thrusts, she has to guide it in
>Go slow to avoid hurting her
>Start fucking normally
>Spend an hour thrusting without cumming
>Parents come home
>Spend 4 hours without pants on underneath a blanket with parents in the room

>>719435636
Everyone remembers how they lost their virginity. You're not fooling anyone.

>>719436584
xD cool story

>>719436584
Protip: they knew.

>>719436074
Actually wasn't samefag, you autistic shit.

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the golden days,
>been out drinking in the netherlands
>dick arround all night
>whilst playing pool with my buddys we started talking about vaginas
>couple of my friends already lost their v card but i never did at that point
>legal drinking age in NL was 16 back then
>somebody calls the bluff on going to the redlight district
>meaningfull say naaaaah and play the game
>they afford to pay so i'm already walking out the door
>alot of dirty and kindoff fat hookers
>find a polish chick, she's like mid 30 or something but a crazy hot body
>go in and close the curtains and already threw my pants in the corner before paying ofcourse
>give her the money, and she asks what i want to do. i go for the full treatment
>BJ first and she puts a condom on with her mouth, neat trick btw.
>do some cowgirl action and doggystyle afterwards, shit was cash.
>troubles cumming because of the amounts of alcohol

still get boners from every easter european hot chick till this day. i can finally place why i love that chzech porn, makes me cum buckets.

would reccomend if someone still has that damned card

so there i was, walking down the street, when i see this 9/10 qt, i was a beta fag virgin, she approaches me, tells me shes in dire need of a ride to her job, that she'll pay me good. since my house was just down the street, i agree. as she gets in my car i see she has an amazing ass. we start driving and she gives me directions to an old dirt backroad. i ask her why she works so far out here, she says she has a very strange line of work. she gives me directions to an abandoned factory, proceeds to tell me she works at a brothel. she has me stop in the parking lot, she proceeds to give me the most amazing head ever, and then she mounted my dick. it was around that time that i realized she was in fact a 10 story crustation. nesse got me again.

met a girl we dated, we fucked, the end.

>>719436411
theft and "elder abuse" as her mom said running up a 300 dollar phone bill calling her bf at the time was elder abuse.

Judge didnt agree. So probation and paying off the 300 charge

>>719436941
10 fucking years for a phone bill? Geez.

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>>719435344


>dated first long term gf
>she also virgin
>skinny brunette girl
>8 months in
>Penis can into vagina
>2 more years of this

pic not related.

>Me 17, kissless, never even touched boobies
>Go to dinner and movies with friend.
>She complains entire dinner about missing her ex.
>Comes to my side of table and kisses me.
>#WTF ... feelsgoodman.
>Gets up and says the movie starts soon.
>Me super pissed, would prefer to stay doing this kissing thing but speechless so all I can say is "Ok".
>Don't talk for about 20 min.
>Girl suddenly starts rubbing my dick.
>Instant bone.
>Girl leans down and gives me a blowjob.
>Me silent.
>Cum in her mouth. Still say nothing. She still says nothing.
>After movie we go to my place where she parked her car.
>Me: "Want to come in for uhhh coffee?"
>My brain: You're a retard anon.
>Girl follows me in straight away drags me to my bedroom.
>Blowjob
>She came prepared with condom in her bag.
>Rides me cowgirl like crazy, I'm just flailing around like a fish on land.
>Suddenly feels very tight.
>OMG she stuck it in her ass.
>Me: I'm going to cum
>Girl gets off, rips off condom and sucks me dry.
>Shocked and don't speak to her for 1 month until suddenly we repeat this almost exactly the same way.
Fuck her for about 6 months before I started dating her best friend. We don't talk anymore.

>>719436897
paleolithic era?

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> be senior in high school
> anxiety about virginity intensifying
> also be min wage slave at Wendy's
> qt coworker with short red hair and tats
> bah hand
> silent hill tattoo
> become diamonds
> other co-worker named Alex, is a cunt
> coerces me into talking her up, inviting her to local festival
> setting me up for failure

> take her there, finger her in her car
> was autistic and it was technically sexual assault but eh

> fast forward, his plan to steal her from me backfired hardcore
> we hang out nearly every day, smoke weed and chill
> usually bring a condom just in case
> one day with no condom, sneak in a kiss
> she kisses back, but there's a catch
>she has a boyfriend
> met him a couple times, is a real fucking idiot, like completely brain dead
> decide to go for it anyway
> kiss harder, longer
> move to bed, rubbing her tits
> she starts undoing my pants
>"but wait"
>"what anon"
> pull ultimate beta move
>I don't have a condom
> "just be careful"
> "okay"
> take off eachother's pants, use my skills from my first relationship
> ex wouldn't put out so I mastered everything else
> finger blast her into oblivion while sucking on her clit
> she cums pretty hard
> slide my unbelievably average cock inside of her
> first time feeling a pussy on my dick
>a fucking black hole opens up in my brain
> get all the way in
> reaching the event horizon
> fuck her as good as I can, knowing porn is bullshit just do what feels natural
> grab her head with one hand and a tit in the other
> start pounding her like no tomorrow
> she's moaning pretty loud and her grandparents were sleeping downstairs
> my human brain takes over my lizard brain and reminds me that I should NOT cum inside of her
> pull out and cum all over her stomach
> skip a few months, we fuck behind her boyfriend's back all the time
> both of us felt kinda shitty about it
> but whatever
>3 years later we're still dating and we're having the time of our lives
> only pussy I ever got I'm still with

>>719436584
They knew. They smelled that unmistakable someone-done-been-fuckin'-in-here smell as soon as they walked in the room. They stayed to make it uncomfortable for you both.

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>>719435344
>>719435344
>date girl in 11th grade
>we go on dates, hang out, make out, etc. but nothing past upstairs groping
>I KNOW she wants me to go farther, but I pussy out each time
>FINALLY decide friday after school will be the time
>her parents aren't home; her brother has some sort of lacrosse match
>find some Hennessy
>take a shot of it with a shot glass in the cupboard to loosen up a bit
>was first ever shot of alcohol, ever
>spray it everywhere
>gf hears
>clean up alcohol before she gets there
>"OMG ANON ARE YOU SICK? Come to my room so I can take care of you!"
>play sick card, tell her I feel under the weather
>she takes care of me
>"how else can I take care of you anon?"
>"b- blow me?"
>She proceeds to take off my pants and just put my entire hard cock in her mouth
>somehow don't cum right then and there
>play with her tits as she moans
>tells me we're gonna fuck
>proceed to fuck raw for 5 minutes before she lets me finish inside her
>fuck 3 more times after that before her parents got home

>>719435344
>use shitty picture based social media platform all the teens were using at the time
>13
>see girl with decent band shirt on, in my country
>tell her she's got taste
>also 13
>talk for about 3 months, turn to daily chat sessions
>we talk on the phone and what ever
>turns somewhat flirtatious
>eventually get an opportunity to take the train to her town
>bring last minute friend because scared of pedo possibilities
>girl is real
>basically get together right there and then
>fast forward a couple of months
>I do get my first attempt at eating her out, I obviously suck
>a few more months pass
>finally we've decided that this time when she comes over, we'll fuck
>I have awkward as fuck bed, basically put out blankets on the floor and watch movies
>quickly turns to 2008 netflix and chill
>struggles to get the condom on
>boner is diamonds
>can't get it in, tries for 30 minutes, but we just couldn't figure out the angle
>eventually she decides to get on top
>takes probably 10 minutes to get it somewhat in
>awkward, painful hard floor
>she does what ever she does to get some pleasure out of it
>basically go at it for 35-40 minutes before I realize I won't have to try THAT hard to hold it in when this condom is basically strangling my dick
>screams from the texas chainsaw massacre 2 as I cum
Luckily, it got better from there on. Through our relationship, she stayed pretty fucking sensitive and always insisted on her basically flicking her bean with me inside her until she came, and then she'd jack me off. It was awkward, and following partners at least knew what they were doing

>Was beta high school kid, 17 years old, working at local college book store in Collegetown, USA
>Crushing on butterface slut classmate that also worked at store
>She had boyfriend but was stringing me me a long for fun. Bitch.
>Got boobies, make outs, would finger bang the hell out of her after work
>still virgin
>One day bummed because cunt blew me off to spend evening with her boyfriend
>College student coworker 4 years older than me felt bad and invited me over to her dorm
>watching movie
>She's not really my type but started making out
>Nothing more that night.
>More makeout sessions
>One night she wants to go farther
>Me still betafag - don't want to go all the way but willing to have fun
>Both take off pants; underwear still on
>Snuggle, her butt against my crotch, grab c-cup tits
>Bonertime.exe
>She sez, put peen between my legs
>Play with boobies, dry humping her vag through panties
>She cums, I cum and make mess. She giggles.
>Do this for next few meetings
>Butterface HS slut knows what's going on; still messing around with her too. Go me!
>BitchBeJealous.bat
>Three of us go to college girls dorm room one night
>Get drunk
>College girl gives me beej while classmate talks dirty to me and I play with her tits
>Bustanut.webm
>College girl a little jealous now
>BitchesMan.gif
>Next weekend doing the usual peen/vag rub but she stops after a few
>"Anon, going to take off my panties, but we still won'd do it; want you feel how wet I am"
>Stupidly, I sill want first time to be with butterface slut
>"Oh ok, but no sex"
>"no sex, anon"
>Pump, pump
>Feelsgud.zip
>Pump, pump
>She knows what she's doing - shifts her body just a little bit
>Pum... Peen slips in vag
>"It's okay anon; I'm on the pill; keep going"
>Litterally the best feeling in the world - warm, moist
>Blew load in 30 seconds
>MFW dorky white high school student accidentally lost virginity rawdoggin' a surprisingly attractive black college chick
>Rawdogged that puss daily. Black dudes hated me.

>>719437372
in my county*
of course she was living in my country, the social media platform was exclusive to our country.

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>be me, 19
>at uni
>meet a cute girl
>break the ice
>kiss on first date
>after second date go to her apartment
>tell her i love her
>make out
>grab her crotch
>penis
>tranny
>"do you still love me anon"
>"yes"
>fuck
>slip dick in, feels great
>"cum inside me anon"
>cum inside, feels great
>shower together
>go to bed
>fuck again in the morning

inb4 gay

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>be 14
>have 13 year old gf
>go to her house often
>her parents never bother us
>occasionally her older brother walks in trying to catch us fucking
>I get best handjobs of my life for several months
>she let me ride the edge a few times before "forcing me to cum" (it's my fetish)
>finally decide to try sex
>try to put dick in her virgin pussy dry
>it goes in slightly, but hurts her
>I dump her a week later because who knows
>fast forward to age 17
>get 16 year old gf
>she's not virgin
>lets me fuck her doggystyle
>I cum in mere minutes
>she's mad because she almost came
>we fuck hundreds of times before high school is over
>fastforward to 2 months ago
>I am 22 now, dump her for new girl at work
>live with new girl in different state
>fuck her raw and cum inside often
shit is cash

>>719437503
inb4 shit that didnt happen

>>719437153
todd?

>>719437509
>STD's
>you have it
trusting 'the new girl', rookie mistake

>>719437668
inb4 jellus

>dated a girl for 6 months starting when I turned 18
>making out and heavy petting the whole time
>eventually at the 6 month mark
>go to her house one evening when her parents were out of town
>making out in her bed
>out of no where I yank her pants down and start eating her out
>she loves it
>few minutes later get my dick in there
>dated her for a couple more months
>she had to move
>havent gotten my dick wet since
>10/10 would do again

>>719437713
>Implying I didn't already have STDs

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>>719435344
like any 15year old, after a few weeks of fingerbanging you have this clumsy sex and there you have it

>>719435344
First year of college in my girlfriends dorm room. We were both 18. She had one of those bunk with the elevated bed and the desk space underneath it. When we banged for the first time I dropped the only condom I had over the side of the bed. She facepalmed and I had to do a walk of shame to retrieve the damn thing. The mood was lessened, but we still fucked. It was far from magical.

>>719436696
Lmfao, ok bud, not me. I fucked her so many times I honestly don't remember and it wasn't that big of a deal to me. We had done SO much more stuff prior to actually having sex and losing it so when the time came it wasn't that significant to me.

>>719438068
have fun with aids

>be me
>17
>on and off gf ive known since middle school
>seriously mental at times, still dont know what was up with her
>bout a week before we were watching some really shitty movie and i just fingered her at the theatre to the point she had to force me to stop or she'd cum and everyone would hear
>a week later i sweet talk her into letting me come over while she's home alone
>kinda awkward at first until she says she's going to shower and i'm invited to join
>lost my v-card with shower sex

>yes

>>719438149
Thanks anon, will do

Fucked a slut from school at 5am.
Friend had picked her up earlier and fucked her (unbeknownst to me) after he fell back asleep she came into my room and laid down in my bed said "do whatever you want to me" And we boned. GG EZ we had a relationship for a while with lots of sex then she sent me a message while i was at work one day saying she slept with said best friend and me and him went to our local Fight club and Fucked each other up and kicked the bitch to the Curb

>>719436885
can relate

>be 24 virgin
>trip to amsterdam
>a bit stoned and drunk
>decide to get a window girl
>pay 50 euros for suck n fuck
>romanian chick, 7/10, quite a pleasant person
>she sucks me, rides me then go doggy
>become flaccid after about 7 min
>stop
>she tells me I came
>condom is full
>I didn't feel anything
>put clothes back on and leave

>fast forward 2 years
>long flight correspondence in AMS
>decide to go back to the Red Light District
>find the hottest whore I can
>absolute 10/10
>charges me an extra 20 to take bra off
>one position only
>she checks her watch every 30 sec
>lose my boner because she's so bad
>leave 70 euros poorer and pissed off

>>719437403

Noice. There's a special place in heaven for older sluts who let virgin dudes nut in them on the first time.

>be me
>16
>meet girl at math competition, same school, she is a grade below me
>on the way back have to sit next to faggot, don't want to, sit next to girl instead
> talk all the way back
>continue chatting for 2 months
> invite to bday, nothing happens, semi interested in her
> after, we go to my house, don't get nakid
> 5 days later, my house again, says she ready
> me put dick inside, cumimediately
> finger her, don't know what im doing
>she leaves
>summer comes, don't talk to her for 2 weeks, cuz at grandpas and dont feel like it
> don't talk to her for 3 more weeks, cuz at camp, no phones allowed
> go back home, write, no response
>at school see her, she mad
> 5 months after losing it, competiion again, she hate me very much
>mfw I don't care

>>719435344
Met a girl on Omegle while early in high school who lived about 15 hours away. Chatted for a few years, near the end of HS she came to visit. Ended up having sex and dating.

>16f horny at the time
>friendly talking with 18m around school
>start messaging
>i ask if he can help me study
>he asks how
>i cant remember what i say but something gay that probably wasn't as sexy as i thought (something like: by coming over and fucking me)
>go to his
>5mins in making out
>6mins in fingered and eaten out for AGEEEES
>sex for first time (also everything else first time)
>asks if im ok because its so painful tears falling down face
>he doesn't cum bc he said his dick isn't working
>i cry
>he tells me not to worry its happened b4

>>719435344
>how i lost my v-card
I had a girlfriend you twit. Its amazing that somebody actually finds you attractive when you take a shower everyday, groom yourself, and dont smell like unwiped ass

Does being jumped. Robed. And them just for fun well raped is strong word he didn't cum in my ass just forced his cock in my anus several times. But not deep. Counts?

>>719439109
> Robed.
Did he also make you put on a pointy hat to go with your robe?

I've posted it before, and it's kinda long, but I fucked this chick I know in the ass for 100$, and that's how I lost mine.

18, first semester at college
Go back home for the weekend to hang out with my best friend (girl)
She says "hey, femanon from HS wants to go on a double date with you and me and my bf"
Femanon from HS and I have always flirted some, a lot of sexual tension, but never hooked up because at least one of us was always in a relationship
Summer after graduating, we both became single, and she went to go backpack around the Med for a couple of months
Came back and started school near home, immediately asks my best friend if i was available
We go out to dinner, she had gotten even hotter than before, 8.5/10
Hair blonder, thinner, and has a really hot tan from the beaches in italy and greece
Like, mad hot...
At dinner, the girls surprise us, say they booked a couple of hotel rooms, so we can really drunk and hang out without worrying about driving
We all hang out for a while in one room, drinking
After a couple hours, best friend gives the hint that her and her bf wanna smash, so me and femanon grab a bottle of smirnoff and head to the other room to hang
The second we walk in the door, she takes a pull straight from the bottle, sets it down and pushes me against the wall and kisses me
Im a little surprised at her forwardness, not in a bad way
She says "i wouldnt have gotten a hotel room if i didnt plan on fucking the shit out of you tonight"
Ten minutes later shes riding me like its a goddamn rodeo
Said "i hate the way condoms feel, dont use one"
That was really stupid, but luckily nothing bad happened
Raw-dogged the shit out of her for hours, we fucked 6 or 7 times between that night and the next morning
Looking back i was surprisingly good at it, and she was fucking dynamite in bed (and the desk, and the floor, and the chair, and bent over the bathroom sink...)
This was 15 years ago, still hands down the best sex ive ever had (shhh, dont tell my wife...)
Called her the next time im back in town, she says "i just had to get that out of my system" last time i saw her

>>719435344
Damn! That brown eye has seen some use

> be me, 16
> In Sea isle city, NJ
> On vaycay with the family and some friends of said famalam
> Meet anonette
> Go swimming, shopping, tanning etc
> She's 20
> Start texting mid-week
> Eventually gets to how I'm a virgin
"Too bad you're going fishing tomorrow or we could totes fugg"
> Tell mom I don't wanna go
> Meet anonette and go shop, then come back to the hotel
> Doors are locked, everyone is away doing shit
> Proceed to one of those beach showers outside
> Fuck furiously
> She lets me blow my batter in her face orifice
> Next day, she has no voice
"I think we bruised my throat"

Ever since I have had no problems with confidence and am charismatic as fuck.

>>719439360

> please greentext next time, thanks

I was 26. Was talking to this girl on OKC and I asked her out. 2 months later drove to her home (about 5 hours away) and we fucked the morning after I got there...And the afternoon...And the evening

With an escort in Daytona.

>be me, 17
>Small town in UK
>getting booze for party
>ask random chav to go into shop for some Frosty jacks
>Mission Accomplished
>were about to part ways
>.."Hey, you wanna buy some speed?"
>heck, no! drugsrbad
>random blonde gurl purchases dregz
>at party
>"Hey anon, you want some speed?"
>"Just beer and weed for me, fair maiden!"
>hours pass
>girls are wasted
>I'm drunk
>This looks kinda fun..
>"Say blonde, can I have some amphetamine?"
>"sure anon"
>dips finger in bag
>tastes of chemicals
>memory goes blank soon after
>wake up naked on floor
>naked blonde next to me
>no recollection of sexing
>blondes friend barges in..
>"you two had sex"
>awkward hi five
>its coming back now
>the laughing
>the WTF
>people scurrying away
>'I WILL NEVER LOOK AT YOU THE SAME AGAIN, ANON'
>MFW I lost my virginity on speed in front of a room full of people

>>719435344
met my ex online, talked for six months then she came to see me, had super nervous sex. dated for 2.5 years and then broke up

>>719441058
lol

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>>719441058
>speed
>MDMA crystals
Choose one nigger.

>>719441344

i didnt say mdma crystals?

wot

> Be me, 16 yo beta
> Go on family holiday
> See this gril, 8.5/10
> Too shy to talk to her because low self esteem
> Eventually talk because we are the only 'older kids'
> Turns out she had a bf
> They had been together for 2 weeks
> Get home, keep texting with her
> We become best friends
> 2 months later she breaks up with bf, because I conviced her he was a total loser
> 3 weeks later, at the start of summer, I ask her out on a date
> We kiss on the first date
> Next day she leaves on a one month holiday with parents
> We talk all the time, even started talking about sex
> Says she wants to try it
> She gets home
> Comes over to my house, home alone
> We fuck the entire afternoon
> Didn't cum because condom
> 3 years later and still together

>

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Had shit shags all the way until I turn 19. I'm talking either too pissed or not hard or came early shit. Then went to uni, shagged 5 girls in 2 months, follow these steps
>move to big city if not already in one
>go to shitholes,even if you hate clubbing bear in mind nowhere is as dark and filled with girls who are as fucked, without a doubt the best place if you're looking to punch above your weight.
>get fucking drunk (absolute must, plus for me it makes me not cum which is rather fucking useful)
>if you're not confident enough to dance you're not gonna be confident enough to pull, just be in time and do anything as long as you have a smile on your face
>if a girl makes eye contact, return it and move just ever so slightly closer. From then on its natural, smile and don't worry unless your an actual autist at which point go back and start your life again.
>never worry about mentioning going back to hers/yours until you've both left the place together. If she mentions it you've already won.
>if going for a date/meeting up with a girl at a late time always have a wank before
>smell good
>don't dress like a twat, if you're skinny wear a long sleeve shirt, hide flaws because you can bet the girl is too.
passing on info i wish I knew instead of the mad bravado usually passed around.
hope it helps a brother out

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>non-virgins
>here

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>>719441425
nvm i'm autistic. Have a nice day!

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>5yo
>sister is 7
>she wants to try having sex
Wasn't that great but we tried.

>Me, 17
>Get some matches on Tinder
>Get a few numbers
>Talk occasionally
>Didnt talk to this 1 girl for like a week
>suddently she messages me
>''I could use some company, im not feeling so good''
>Its 12 at night what do
>get in train
>arrive 2 h later, so 02:00 at night (eu fag)
>Talk
>kiss
>Sex
>next week did it again
>week after we did heroin
>week after i cut contact bc drugs and i didnt want that


Did it safe tho so no hiv

Fell asleep at a party and got gang raped. They're all ashes now :3

>21
>become friends with a friend of mine's fuck buddy
>find out they never actually fucked, just oral and stuff
>dude tells me she's a virgin and she's into me and she'd probably feel better losing her virginity to me than to him
>dude says he'd like to tag along though
>nope.png
>two months later, she starts taking the pill
>she's finally ready
>we fuck at her mom's house
>she goes to sleep
>i quietly rewatch "the breakfast club" beside her in bed
>end up dating for 5 years

Dude was total bro, I'm sorta sorry to let him down. After her, he had some rough experiences with relationships.

>>719438142
>so much more stuff prior
Like what kind of stuff?

First time i was 16, she was 14. Me an my friends were having a huge Halloween party and we noticed we were lacking attractive ladies there. So me and 2 other guys went to go pick up some chicks from this preppy school. We only expected 2 chicks but they brought another 2 which were both fat and ugly. No choice we took them, we get back to the party and none of them drink, just smoke weed. Talk to the 2 good looking ones to see which 1 i want, my black friend got 1 of the fat and ugly ones after an hour because he was drunk and crying and she was trying to cheer him up and went out back and fucked in the boat. Anyways, party was cool, went to an after party down the street where i was gonna stay the night, took the girls theresl as well and the w fat ones sat downstairs in the basement my friend turned into a chill spot pool table and shit pretty nice. Notice the 2 hot ones are upstairs wearing t shirts and panties rolling blunts. They went downstairs and we followed, go a lap dance from 1 (they are not drunk but im damn near wasted) my friends grandparents come home early, see weed and yelled "WTF is this anon!" i bolted out the basment door to the outside to my car, drove a block up and parked by myself, notice the girls walking towards my car, aak if they can sleep with me in my car i agree, 2 fat ones sit in the back and 1 slept in the front seat the 2nd was on my lap, as soon as the 2 in the back fell asleep i started to kiss the one on me i fingured the one next to me and both were enjoying it, girl next to me then orgasms, and says she is a virgin and doesnt wanna do anything else (fuck me missed threesome) the girl on my lap however wanted to fuck, grabbed condom out of wallet, she pulled down my sweatpants, and i pulled down her yoga pants, and she straddled me for a good 5 mins before she put all of me in her, we fucked for a good 10 mins, put our shit back on and she slept on me while i slept for a couple hours, drove them home in the morning. End

>>719442280
Fuck green text and grammer, didn't feel like correcting it.

>>719439875
First time poster, dont know how, sorry

>>719442799
Lurk moar.
Stop posting until you know.

>>719442799
>just
> <----
>

Alright /b/ros I might be going to lose my virginity but idk she wants it bad.

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Flew a few states over to my LDR girlfriend of one year, stayed with her a week and fucked a lot.
Nothing special to it.

Little background:
>be 16
>my cousins live with me because their parents are in prison
>cousins are both girls
>they constantly inviting their hot friends over
>I begin letting their friends come into my room to watch movies on my Xbox
>usually watch super troopers

This shit was pretty embarrassing and I got called minuteman throughout high school because of it
>one girl comes over 7/10, let's call her alice
>Id known her since about 5th grade and we were good friends
>turns out she had been crushing on me for years
>during super troopers she gets in my bed with me
>tells me she really likes me
>my cousin is in the room sitting on the floor
>Make her leave
>alice and I start making out
>she instantly goes for my dick and pulls it out
>starts sucking it
I've not been super lucky with the ladies and have only had sex about 4 times but this girl have the best head I've ever had
>five minutes of head
>I feel like I'm about to nut
>pull her off me and run to the bathroom
>sit there for a little bit just edging
>finally feel like I can keep going
>asks if I'm going to eat her out
>tell her no
Hindsight I probably should have done it, idk why but back then I thought it'd taste to gross
>she gets upset and rolls over
>I ask if I can stick it in her
>she says whatever
>stick it in and thrust about four or five times and again feel like I'm going to cum
>go to bathroom, nut in toilet and flush it
>she's still in my bed when I come back
>she tells me she's kinda upset with how things played out
>We just lay there and don't talk until we fall asleep
>next morning she wakes me up and kisses me and told me it's ok that I didn't last long

Wasn't the best experience but also wasn't the worst.

>>719435344
>College
>Almost becoming a wizard because was socially retarded
>Nice but not at all attractive girl becomes my friend
>She likes memes and 80`s stuff
>Managed keep the status quo for over a year, despite being spaghettiman
>Suddenly she hates my guts
>Wat
> "You're retarded anon, I don't wanna waste time with you anymore"
>Other friends shunned me because they said i was retarded
>Hello darkness my old friend
>One of my former class mates noticed my sorry state
>After telling my story he laughs and says that she totally wanted me to bang her.
>After realizing that I was indeed retarded proceed to bang her.

We dated for 2 years but we broke up because she moved away to Ireland, never had sex ever since then

>>719435344
>17
>Went to local college to see concert
>Partied after with sister and friends
>got black out drunk
>literally bashing head off wall when cops arrive
>party moved to sister's bff's dorm.
>fingered her bff infront of everyone
>didn't care was drunk
>banged sister's bff
>They didn't talk for years.

She came over, we kissed and stuff for a couple of hours then clothes came off and we decided to fuck, pretty decent

>>719435344
>be me, 19
>can't wait much longer for a gf to lose it to
>be in cologne Germany for some days
>go out
>super_duper_wasted.jpg
>met chubby and ridiculously horny chick
>almost start fucking on the sidewalk
>go to my youth hostel anyways
>like 6.30 am when we get there
>in the room 7 other people were sleeping
>want to stick it in anyways
>undress and quietly want to start
>awkward moment when not finding entrance
>play it off as just being drunk
>finally push it in
>wet pussy is heaven
>about 5 minutes into fucking her hard
>young woman 2 beds next to us gets up, dresses and leaves room
>still inside her, i hide under blankets, hoping she wouldn't see
>she must have seen
>i'm diamounds
>continue fucking slowly while the girl leaves
>once gone i go at it hard again
>difficulties with cumming since i am drunk as fuck
>eventually nut all over her belly and tits...

to this day this was probably still the crazyest fuck i've had.. and since then i kind of have a thing for chubby girls too..

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>>719435344
Met a Hispanic girl on some site and emailed each other for a few months when I was 14 and she was 12. We met and she was chubby but sexy and we fucked.

>>719437153
you dated the wrong one. any girl who goes pussy to ass to mouth is worth a ring, idiot.

Booty Shaking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux0uYHYfJ4A

"From the early championed "Best Ass in the World" Jennifer Lopez (J.Lo) or booty bouncing Bootylicious Beyonce, to the Hip-Popping Shakira & Ass Twerking Barbie that is Nicki Minaj, we have seen 'Booty Shaking' go from being something only ever displayed by "Video Girls" in Hip Hop Music Videos, to becoming a credible Dance Art-form performed by the most renowned Artists in the Music Industry today!"

>14 Year Old
>We just asked if we wanted to make out
>next week
>fingered
>next week
>fucked

>16
> She 15
> First real relationship
> Going out for month - Fucked about my house
> Lasted about a year :/

Oh, what I meant was, I was 14 lol.
She was 15.

>>719437251
>
do you have a pic of this girl anon? also great story

>>719435344
Unfortunately, yes.

I was 14 or 15 and he was 20 I think? Bad start, but get this. His self-appointed nickname was "Trix" because "Trix are for kids". Jesus fucking christ, what an idiot I was. His dick was 3 inches max too. What a fucking waste of whats supposed to be an unforgettable moment. Couldn't even jerk him off properly. That's how small it was.

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>>719444676
dont make me cry

>>719435344
>Jerk it 2 times before going to gfs house
>Gotta get in her bathroom as her room has a glass door no curtains
>Lay down with diamond penis
>She begins to straddle me and my tip enters heaven
>3 pumps in "I'm gonna cum"
>She gets off and I finish with hand


Feels bad about not lasting long. Wasted 2 yrs of my time for her to cheat on me but that was the best dick sucker I've ever had .

>>719435344
One day some meth head girl was brought to the house by my dad. I tried to act as someone for her to cling onto and hoped just being stern with her could get her to get of the drugs because "white knight shall rescue the damsel". She was a constant pain, batshit crazy, looking for intamacy while she was still feeling the effects of her drugs. the next day she's still loopy but I had been teased all day yesterday (holding out because I thought it would help her if I showed restraint somehow) so when she started teasing and rubbing the next day I gave in and fucked her using one of my dad's condoms. Had been "practicing" with a fleshlight so I lasted a few minutes (not long, but a bit longer than the stereotypes) and she did some weird clenchy half squirt on me so I think I actually made her cum but considering she was so fucking fried she would forget conversations in the middle of talking and think we were talking about something else, I'm pretty sure it was more to do with her brain having a hair trigger than my own skill.

anyway, the next few days were a headache as she fought with everyone in the house including my dad's druggy housemates and ran off a few times while I went out to keep getting her, eventually we got her to a mental health clinic and she stayed there for a few weeks while I made some of the most beta cringe visits to see her (fucking friendzoned by an insane meth slut in the middle of a mental institution). Eventually she left with some guy which apparently she had a drunken history with and I stopped caring.

So there you go /b/. Top that cringe fest.

>>719442799
>>>/out/
>>>/u/
>>>/t/

>>719444954
that hurts. But you stopped caring, so good for you

>16
>gf comes to watch my rugby match one saturday
>"if you win today, we're going back to my place and doing it"
>play the best game of my life
>making tackles left right and centre
>score a try
>fuck her later and can't stop thinking about how well i played

>Told all the bros during highschool that I fucked at 15 with a girl, 18 years old, on a ski-trip
>I did have a relationship with her for a few months
>Only oral
>I Was quite popular back then in highschool
>I was "that dude" who had fucked an adult
>17
>Enter college a year early
>Sophomore
>Heavy drinker and weed abuser (7-10 50cl a day + 2-3 joints), had free beer every day and worked 2 days a week for buying weed. I've got rich parents, they paid for the rest.
>Shitfaced drunk/stoned
>Bro comes over
>Hey anon, that chick really likes you
>I heard people mentioning her name never in a bad way
>She's 7.5/10, not gorgeous but wifey material
>She starts texting me while I'm at a different party
>Let's meet up, I want to see you
>Sure
>Chicken out
>I said I couldn't find the spot where she was waiting
>I was around the fucking corner
>Next day
>Sober
>Fuck, I screwed her over so badly
>Get your shit together anon
>Meet
>20 mins in she pulls off my pants
>She's guiding, clearly
>Fuck
>Fuck
>Fuck
>Ow god she's a nympho
>Fuck
>Fuck
>BEST. NIGHT. EVER.
>Still together

I'm actually contemplating to ask her for marriadge now, we've been together for 8 years and I love her so, so, much. She's the sole person, except for you cunts, who knows she was my first.

>>719435344
Mine was awsome, was 15 years old my best friend, gf gave a birthday so me and my gf stayed to sleep over.
But she had a 2person dubbeldecker, me and gf slept bellow, best friend and gf slept on top.
we all for lost our virginty that night

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>>719444954
>top it
Can't be done. Maximum whew lad.

I told her I was good at it.

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>>719444475
Here she is anon

>>719445426
ITT shit that never happened

mine was when i was 14 at the local park... ngl i regret it everyday

>>719435344

Tinder bro, even socially awkward fucks like me can get laid on it if you use it long enough

>>719442228
Plenty of times rubbed my dick on her pussy beforehand cause she was scared, ate her pussy, she sucked my dick, all sorts of shit. So when she actually got over the size, and let me put it in, it wasn't that special.

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>>719445820

>>719445820
read this entire thread and you'll feel much better. case in point >>719444954

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"just the tip"
can't believe they still fall for it.

>>719446006
I do

>>719445939
LOL you sound like such a prat.

>>719446136
this line works every time
just a tip guys, smile and laugh, maintain eye contact

>>719435344
Met girl online, few drinks at her place, fucked, told her she was the first one, she told me i was a liar and kicked me out of the house, said i didnt came in 5 mins and that all virgins come like really fast.

>>719435344
>junior year of high school
>have half my classes with this big titted redhead thicc qt
>both on the track team too (guys and girls)
>same event even
>after flirting most of the year, her leading me on and being indecisive as fuck
>pretends she likes some other guy for a while after i take too long to make a move
>finally do make a move
>she finally is in the right spot
>a few days after she says yes
>she comes over one saturday morning
>finger her
>grabs my dick
>pull fingers out, theres blood on them
>thought she had had sex before
>says she only had it once, with some guy who was bad and had a pencil dick
>says she isnt on her period
>wtf did i pop her cherry with my hands?
>kinda grossed out
>she still wants to fuck
>says i can put it up her butt instead
>im ok with this
>butt fuck her
>month or so later
>go to prom
>lets me know shes not on her period
>back at friends house after
>he takes his girl upstairs to bang
>leaves us downstairs
>make out
>jerks me off
>finger bang her
>trying to get a condom on
>in the struggle i cant focus and keep losing my hard on
>fuck it
>throw the condom away
>suck on her boobs and fingers her
>get full on raging boner
>she hops on and starts riding me
>grabbing her ass and suck her tits
>finally come
>nut hard as fuck
>sarcastically give her the old pat on the back
>"good job"
>she didn't think it was that funny
>i thought it was hilarious

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>>719445234
>rich parents
>8 years, thinking of proposing

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>>719446666
>these quads
>this story
nailed it.

First time with man at 12 or first time with a woman at 16

>>719446701

You're one of the reasons why over 50 procent of people divorce in modern day times.

Ok.

>>719447099
And you're fucking a very obvious gold digger, you retarded faggot.

I still count myself as a virgin. I put it in once for 10 seconds in the bathroom before my sister barged in and interrupted us.
Till this day I'm thankful she did. I always told myself I wouldn't have sex with someone unless I really loved them. I would've hated to throw away that special moment on some dumb slut.

>>719437251
>just do what feels natural
This is probably the best advice I've seen thus far. Virgins ITT should take note.

>>719447378
>lost your virginity in a bathroom
it counts.

>>719444029
It's pussy popping you stupid white boy.

>>719444029
this shit basic as hell

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>>719447378
>I was only in 10 seconds so it doesnt count

>>719435344

>be me
>14yo, fat beta with glasses
>although due to puberty growing and slimming fast
>fall in love with a girl
>get rejected
>talk about it with a mutual friend, a year younger
>she seems to understand
>gradually she starts to be kinda/sorta good friend

>fast forward a year
>me 15, her 14 now
>go on a trip with a kid's club, being the older kids there (majority around 10yo)
>most have full equipment for sleeping outside
>I only have a camo canvas b/c badass and don't need roof
seriously I'm not sure it is called that in english... it is a large camo-patterned, water-resistant (but not completely waterproof) military-ish cloth, that can be used as a rain jacket, improvised tent or jast a layer to sleep on
>starts to rain
>I improvize a rain jacket for two
>me and this friend (let's call her Sage from now on) get under it and continue walking.
>"Anon, thanks. My raincoat is not as good. Can I repay you?"
>"Doubt so. This is gonna be wet though, so it would be nice if I could sleep with you."
>she blushes; when I realize what I said, I do too.
>"Sorry, Sage, I meant sleep in your tent."
>she thinks about it a bit
>"Might do that."

cont.?

>>719447819
sad af

>>719447378
man you're trying to tell yourself this story so hard, hoping that you end up believing it. you fucked her you moron. you DID throw away that special moment. look how you villainize that "dumb slut", it's yourself you're truly angry at. you lose buddy

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>>719435344
True story.

Went to a massage parlor and paid an asian lady when I turned 18. I took it as practice. The real deal didn't occurred till I was 21.

>>719447819
no.

>>719447819
cool story, but not today, thank you anon

>>719435915
lies

I was 18, he was my first boyfriend.
I was scared I was gonna die a virgin, so I slept with him after only 3 Weeks or so.
Worst Idea ever, his dick was super small, I was super arkward and I did not like it at all. I've had sex with him a few times afterwards, but I rarely ever felt anything. I almost don't want to have any more sex because I don't get why. Masturbating was so much better.

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>>719448295
>18
>scared I was gonna die a virgin

love is what makes sex good, right!?

>>719448295
were you sexually abused as a child or was he legitimately so shit at fucking that he turned you off of sex entirely?

>>719448532
Well I did love him.
Still wish I waited.

>>719447819
>cont.?

just keep going faggot for fucksake

>Be me
>16 years ol
>Homecoming
>Going with this girl I've had a crush on for a couple months
>She's only a year younger than I am
>We go
>Really fucking boring
>Neither of us having fun
>Ask if she wants to go get something to eat
>She says yeah
>Go to my car
>She says she'll give me directions somewhere
>We end up driving to our school's elementary school parking lot
>Start making out
>Pull out a condom I keep in the glove compartment
>Go in the back seat
>Slide off her pants
>Slide her panties over and start fingering her
>She's moaning and I only have one finger in
>She tells me to take my pants off
>Take them off and she starts sucking my dick
>She starts trying to deepthroat but can't even get halfway down without starting to gag
>Lay her down in the backseat
>Start rubbing the head against her
>Put it in slowly
>Regular sex, nothing special
>We didn't finish because it started to hurt her, she was a virgin too

It happened twice..? Is that a thing?

>>719444676 is me but I just remembered that >>719447378 also happened to me behind a church. I'll go ahead and count that one as my first since the former happened much later and was obviously a horrible experience.

>>719448627
thanks for talking about it. Did he every say he loved you honestly? Thanks anon

>>719448578
I was never sexually abused, I had a great childhood.
It was just literally so goddamn bad. I did not come even once. And I hated every second of it. I just wanted to get back to watching the movie. Giving Blowjobs was fun tho.

>24 years old
>Meets Girl on Yik Yak
>Talks to girl for about a week
>She comes to apartment
>Have crazy sex all night
>10 months later now engaged

>>719439360
Pics of the slut or your wife, plox.

i was still in primary school, i forget how old exactly, about 7 or 8.

>make friends with this blond angel
>fall hopelessly in love
>hang out all the time
>have clumsy first kiss with her
>hold hands when no one is around
>thought about her all the time
>get invited to her birthday party
>stay longer than the other kids
>bang her up the ass while she films it later she snorted coke off my balls

>be me
>be fat my entire life
>go to college
>still fat as fuck
>finish freshman year
>get a manual labor job
>work 60 hour weeks
>don't eat like a fat fuck
>lose ~80 pounds
>now skinny
>turns out I have a jaw line
>turns out I have broad shoulders
>turns out I'm actually attractive
>go to a party the first week of school
>smash a qt3.14

The rest is history. I actually have never been the one to approach grills. I'm not saying I'm a super model or anything. I just have the humor of a fat guy with the appearance of a not fat guy. All the positives with none of the negatives!

>Be me and 15, staying with 2 friends
>1 buddy gets a call, 2 girls and their friend need a place to stay
>friends who's house we're at has king size bed
>we hangout all night then I get pulled into another room by friend
>he says all night a girl has been digging me and obviously wants to bang and it's my chance
>as we're laying in bed, girl, me, friend, then other girl I start making out with mine
>she starts playing with my dick and already had her short shorts off
>I fuck her right next to my buddy and her friend
>2nd time ever meeting her
>buddy played Mexican music on his phone and turned on south park so his parents didn't here sex noises

So fucking weird till this day. After that my sex has been much more vanilla.
>
>

>>719448772
He told me loads of times. But in the end, he did cheat on me, so I don't know if he really ever did. I'm very suspicious of people so I always thought he might just be playing me.
My friends started telling me that I had 'desperate' printed on my forhead because I was still a virgin at age 18 and they all had sex since they were 13 and loved it.
I just wanted to get over with it I guess.

>>719448862
Wow. I've never even heard of a guy being so bad at sex that he literally ruined it for someone. He's probably out there, still ruining it for women all over the country.

>>719435344
I had sex with my ex girlfriend a few years ago

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ex-gf like 6 months ago, fucked her after a month and dumped her after she told me she did crack, end story.

>>719435344
Femanon here.

>be 16 at the time
>have a 3 year long depression but as im reovering i meet this guy
>develop huge crush on him because she doesnt make fun of my accent unlike everybody else
>ask him out on jan 15
>on our second date we made out
>he got so carried away he didnt notice we has touching my boobs and putting his hands down my skirt
>i was nervous and innocent
>i told him it was ok to touch my boobs but i couldnt touch him back because i was too scared
>fast forward a few months later. im used to seeing him naked and touching him
>both of lying in bed
>we had tried to have sex a few weeks but i found out i have vaginismus and i spent a lot of my time trying to cure it
>so we were making on his bed and then we just stopped for some reason
>i want to make sure my vaginismus was cured but since it doesnt when i finge myself, i asked him to do it for me

"no... i'm tired."
>a little hurt, i just sit there but a idea pops into my head
"want to have sex?"
>he turns around to look at me instantly
>his eyes light up and its apparent hes trying to hold back a smile
>one of the happiest expressions on his face
>feeling disapointed he would refuse to finger me but what ever... he looked happy
>we fuck and it last 1 minute
>after that we become horny everytime we see eachother
>we fuck on every date but it only lasts one minute long each time
>i learn what being "premature" is when i describe it to a friend

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>be in high school
>lower your standards
>ask girl over to "hang out"
>lower lights in the room
>turn on some fuckoff romcom thats easy to not pay attention to
>touch her
>kiss her, stop thinking about it
>fucking everything else falls into place
>use a condom dumb fuck

18 y/o fag here. Seriously, tho, does my asshole getting penetrated count? Never stuck it in any hole myself.

>>719449132
Is I wrote earlier, I waited till 24 to find the right person that loves me. She told me she stay with me forever. So I did sleep with her after 6 month relationship. She Cheated on me 2 years later and left me for my best friend. Was 4 years ago. Still thinking about killing him for it every day.
Maybe it makes you feel better

Lost virginity at 22, girl was a fat bitch. Her pussy smelled like rotten asshole piss. I put it in with a half chub and stopped because of the smell. Then a year or so later I fucked a stripper in a fancy hotel near the ocean. That one was great, I didn't know I had a thing for armpits until she put her arms up while on her back. It was like an instinct to lick it

>live in a basement apartment/hotel
>neighbor is a drug dealer
>i don't hold anything more than his weed stash at the price of 2 blunts per day
>people knock on my window frequently asking for my neighbor or if i'm holding

>flashforward a couple months, it's november in grande prairie, ab
>watching south park
>hear a knock at the window
>answer and it's a 6/10 native chick, drunk off her ass
>she's asking if i have any coke
>tell her my neighbor's out clubbing afaik

>she wants to come inside anyways, "it's cold"
>open the back door, she holds my hand down the stairs
>she's obviously drunk, although i am too
>take her into my apartment
>we start talking, she's laughing at the worst jokes imaginable
>she stands up and draws me close
>we make out, i feel up her generous tits
>she props one leg up on my piano chair and lets me finger her while french kissing
>take her to bed, she's passing out
>slide that shit in, bust in minutes, she's wetter than shamu
>we both pass out
>get her number next morning after she eats a dozen of my eggs
>couple weeks later stop at my neighbors
>he's like 'hey anon this is my sister miranda'
>awkwardly shake hands, "nice to meet you miranda"
>never called her since

>>719435344

My niece molested me at age 6, if that counts.

>>719449289
Well, I guess I also had high expectations since he was already experienced and I was not. I'm more of a Bro type of girl.
He was also bad at fingering and licking and all sorts of stuff. I faked it every time tbh.

>>719449445
>Killing yourself over some cunt from 100 years ago

>>719449407
fucked my first gf for one year in her butt before first time in pussy, I would say I was a virgin till pussy

>>719449638
>him
he, my best friend, fucked my gf. betrayers have to die

>>719435344
Late bloomer. I was 18 the first time. I'm 30 now and have stopped counting at 50 chicks. That was years ago.

>>719449445
Your pain does not make me feel better. It makes me feel bad for you anon. That should never happen to a person.
I can only join in on the cheating part, but we were only together for a mere few months and that only because he lived quite far away.
I'm really sorry about what you experienced, not all girls are like that.

>>719449400
tl;dr a 12 year old writes erotica

>Coldest day in 5 years (didnt know until later)
>in back of a shitty 94 pulsar
>fucking im backseat was too cramped
>went outside
>I had nothing on she had all of hers
>lost my hard on pretty quickly due to shivering
>embarrassed af
>hit it again the next week but stayed in my room

>>719435485
In her pussy you say? Shhhit here I been using my knife to make holes. Don't girls pee from there?

>>719436404
You better deliver that pron

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>>719449776
>pondering homicide charges for some useless bitch
whew lad, you need some perspective.

>>719449857
thanks, take care. g2g

>>719449132
>friends
those aren't friends. hope you dumped their asses.

>>719449400
>Femanon here
neato, let me pay you extra attention.

>be me 13
>take gf at the time snowboarding
>have made out a few times, not much beyond that. I've touched a few other girls tits at this point but nothing beyond.
>come back to my house and parents go downstairs
>not even sure how it happened, next thing I know my dick is in her mouth, never had a bj before so this is awesome
>she takes of pants, missionary for a few minutes. Dont get to bust because hear parents come back upstairs
>we date for 6 years. She cheats on me with best friend
>meet a few girls after that, bang them, finally find one who i enjoy having sex with more than the first girl.
>have been together just shy of a year. Have our own place.
>ex and old best friend are doing well, still hope they catch fire, but i think i got the better end of the deal

>>719450091
good night

>>719450300
I've sort of isolated myself, so yeah I cut off most contact to them. The only one I'm still friends with is my best friend, otherwise they're all gone

>>719450397
>watch the unnecessary attention he just paid
>by shitposting about having to pay extra attention

>>719435485
This, I remember who, but cannot provide one single detail.

tfw no sex with gf of 4 years because she wants to wait until marriage

feelsbadman

>me, 15 at stupid highschool party
>kinda fat, but funny guy
>drinking liquor with guys and gals alike, having fun
>super slut with super tits arrives
>made fun of her constantly saying she was slut
>she rolled with it, laughed
>later that night
>party died down, am 80% wasted
>super slut guides me to bedroom, says im "too drunk"
>lays me on bed, locks door
>ohshitwhat
>she starts groping my dick, eventually pulls it out and works the tongue
>feelsgrEAtman
>gets nude and rides me, with super boobs super bouncing
>cum in her, she on the pill tho
Continued fucking on the fly for about 6 months before she got a "committed relationship"
After that was over, fucked some more.
Carried on like this throughout highschool

>meet girl through other friends
>She lives with her ex cus they have an appartment together
>She comes to my place often after ive been seeing her through friends for about a month
>We fuck about a week after
>Pretty good, i was golden the whole time
>Couldnt nut though
She was a phsyco so we broke up about 2 months later
>Now i go out with her sister and we fuck daily
>Even better and tighter

Paid for it.

>>719450977
then shit or get off the pot.

>be awkward 20 yo
>have hot female roommate
>hanging out with her in living room one Sunday
>pretty fucking tired because I went the night before
>tell her Im going to go take a nap
>go up to my room and lie down
>5 minutes later she texts me, asking if she can come
>um sure
>she comes into my room and starts cuddling with me
>we start cuddling almost every night
>a few days later she kisses me
>a few more days later she gives me a HJ
>we end up fucking about a month later
>super nervous, end up losing my erection half way through, shes not impressed
>tell her sorry, that was my first time
>things are kinda awkward for a couple of days
>finally end up fucking again a couple days later
>things went a lot better this time around
>we continue fucking for the next couple months

>>719435344
Stripper in a private dance. The weekend prior, my buddy got a blowjob for $100. Well this night I took a girl to the back room and she whispered in my ear that she had a condom. So I said yes. She went down on me and as I was starting to get into it, she got up and raised her leg and guided my dick into her as she mounted me. I thought I was only getting a BJ so needless to say I got diamonds hard. She could tell I was a virgin and told me to just enjoy it as she looked me in the eye. 19yo. I actually started fucking hookers after this. So, your first time really can have a long lasting imprint on you

>>719441606
How do you do this kind of image where the thumbnail is something different

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>be me
>be in 10th grade, 4 years ago
>my theatre class to be exact
>for some strange fucking reason
>we went to a water park for a field trip
>mrs teacher bitch lady called it "peer bonding", or queer bonding
>anyways
>wouldfucktheshitoutofher/10 girl named Ashley is going
>begin to plan
>me and her would talk and flirt
>but this park was about to get wetter
>ifyouknowwhatimean.exe
>I Talk with her about McGangbanging in the bathroom
>she said yes
>we get there
>I'm in the too lazy to get off my fatass river, she's there
>I try to impress her/get her horny
>see a automated pool cleaner
>go over to it
>try and ride on it
>big mistake
>my shorts get sucked into it
>and then
>my dick
>we had to get the staff to pull it out
>honestly it felt better than you'd think
>whole class saw
>even girl
>mfw

I was 15. The girl was the oldest daughter of mydad's best friend. At the time she was 20 and had been very aware of my crush on her. She would sometimes flash me a boob or grab my dick in a crowded situation. The day the games ended she had called my mom to see if I could help her move some furniture into her new apartment. My mom was happy to loan me out because I was a whiny little bitch. The girl picked me up and we headed to her new place. When we get to her new place the furniture is on a trailer in the driveway, she tells me to start carrying things in she is going to put some grubby clothes on. I had brough in a couple dressers and some kitchen chairs when she comes out of the bathroom wearing a bikini top and tight tight shorts that you could count her pussy hairs through. I must have peassed out standing from the shock because suddenly she was holding me and asking if I was ok. I recovered after a fashion, unable to take my eyes off of her. She led me out to the trailer and we emptied it in short order. I was in a daze the whole time, I discovered that when she bent over she was soaking the crotch of her shorts and they were see through. We moved stuff around and after a while she said we had to return the trailer. She got dressed and my heart fell, she giggled and said we'll come back here. We did too, only when we got back she just took all her clothes off and asked if I wanted to shower with her. My dick almost ripped my buttons out of my 501's. During the shower it hit me that I had to pee. When I said as much she got on her knees and said to pee on her, something she would have me do a lot in the next few years. After the shower she set herself into many positions on most of her furniture and told me what to do. All her furniture was bought with an eye towards it being used as sex equipment.

>>719451743
gr8 b8 m8. i r8 8/8

I had this friend/ex-bf from high school that I kept in touch with after graduation. He was in his early 20s when I decided to move out of state. For some reason, I got drunk and decided to take his v-card before I left. Met him in the parking lot of a Chic-Fil-A (after his shift there ended) and he attempted to fuck me in the backseat of his car. It was as bad as you'd expect, no foreplay so I wasn't wet enough to accomplish anything spectacular. But at least he can stop bitching about his virginity now. He'll also be able to relate to first time stories like these. In the end I probably did him a favor. There's something weird about taking someones virginity. You know beyond a shadow of a doubt that they'll never forget you now, for better or worse. A legacy, maybe.

>>719448631
3 say no, 1 says yes. Never mind, not today.

Good night.

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>>719451017
>missed out on coed parties in high school
>missed out on getting fucked up with my classmates
>missed out on cultivating a "funny fat guy" reputation
>missed out on casual sex with drunk sluts from class every weekend
>everyone knew you in school as the big funny fat guy but you never ended up at the real big out of control parties
>best you got at parties was watching some drunk gals make out profusely and maybe a little boob grabbage
>still lost your V card at 16 tho, in a vanilla setting, so all things considered its not bad

>>719435344
chatted up some woman who was mad at her husband and we ended up having sex a couple of times before she decided to get back with him again

>>719435344
With my girlfriend when I was 14. I don't know what kind of story you're expecting here.

>>719438358
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rio8nC-HYFk

>>719435344
>got a gf by meeting her in a club
>2.5 weeks later we fuck i lie about my sex life
>about to fuck her but my penor wont get up
>have trouble getting it up
>eventually do it, fuck her but cant cum
>went home disappointed
all in all it was a sad experience kek

>>719441058
Its gonna happen to the best of us anon

>be me, 18, kissless hugless virgin
>all throughout highschool been that fat kid but likeable
>Went to all boys school so didn't help
>Determined to get fit I start losing weight, lost about 15kg before I was 18
>Be at a friend's 18th party
>Legal drinking age is 18 here
>Be beyond fucked up
>Somehow get talking to this chick
>We'll call her O
>At the time she was like a 7 but later realise she's more like a 5
>Dick doesn't care, somehow start making out
>Starts talking to me about sex and I tell her I've never done it
>Her friend and her are amazed and look at each other
>I'm just sitting in this chair with a fake 7 grinding my dick hard
>Party is over and everyone goes home
>O is staying over and asks me too
>Why the fuck not, think to myself I'll finally lose the v card
>Get to the room she is staying in
>Initiate sex.exe
>Was awkward AF as I had no idea what I was doing
>Kind of just thrusting into her like in porn, she seemed to enjoy it so whatever
>Due to amount of alcohol consumed dick is not fully hard
>Never cum
>Give up and we both go to sleep
>Wake up and she has gone

First experience wasn't that great and have only gotten marginally better after. Ended up fucking her friend a few months later.

>>719435344
My first time was when i was 18. I knew this girl for a while and actually her ex-bf set me up with her. Thankful but i still fucking hate that dude. Anyway, we were going out for like a week and during lunch she started rubbing my leg and said to grab my bookbag and to follow her. I followed her into an alcove behind the gym, she didnt wanna do it in the puss till she got married but she let me fuck her in the ass. I was so nervous we were gonna get caught i couldn't cum though

>>719435344
>be 20
>not beta, but also not alpha, somewhere in between
>virginity slowly drove me crazy, making me think that something was seriously wrong with me
>thought of acceptable way of loosing it
>picturing helps
>like, i didn't want to be a ONS, but i knew that getting a girlfriend would take too long
>so, i thought the best way to strike a balance, was to dismiss the thought of losing my virginty to someone special
>it just had to be someone, after whom i still would be able to look into the mirror
>after i acclimated with that notion, i invited a friend of mine
>She came to visit at the weekend, i had an empty flat and 5G ready to be smoked
>First evening was kissing and petting and stuff
>Day after long walks, going out to eat, usual shit
>Second evening things got interesting
>i had no idea of what to do, so, in hindsight it was important that she was patient
>most important thing is to communicate
>took me way too long to ask her, what i shall do
>she gladly showed me
>neither of us came
>didnt't matter that time
>learned important lesson, it is WAY overhyped (still enjoyable though)
>day after she left

>met 4-5 times again
>always joke about how terrible the sex was....
>mostly her, but you can't negate such declarations, so go with the flow
>lost contact
>still don't regret it

>>719437288
this.

>>719435344
Was kind of a dream come true, really.

I went through life telling myself that unless I lost my v-card to a 10/10, I would not lose my v-card at all.

I had this dream about having sex with a girl I barely even knew. She was married already too.

I decided to randomly tell her about the dream on Facebook. I was certain she would block or delete me, but to my surprise, she was intrigued and wanted to know more. Fast forward to about a year later. She was split up from her husband, and I went to go see her. Long story short, I lost my v-card in their wedding bed.

I was 27 at the time. I still regret not having fucked all the 7s and 8s I passed up until then.

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>>719454034
>actually her ex-bf set me up with her. Thankful but i still fucking hate that dude.
That's gratitude for ya

>>719436696
no we dont. i dont remember mine. i dont even remember putting it in for the first time, let alone the actual time. hell, i had sex with her 10+ times (random from the internet/irc) and only remember three times and am not sure which one was the first. i should say that I was 17 and am now 33.

whats funny is that i remember the first time feeling tits and fingering some girl 1 year before that. those memories are more vivid for some reason.

>>719435344
>early 7th grade
>12
>been dating girl for two years, its ok.
>we become 'closer' in about a month after school start
>go to her house
>pronebone
>yes

>>719454944
I hate him cause he literally told me he only went out with her because he thought if he didnt she would kill herself. Also he was an abusive cunt

>>719442938
>just
> <----
kek

i was 21, so 2 years ago. met a girl on okc and we dated for about 2 months. we eventually had sex on her couch while a gdc spyro riptos rage speedrun was on in the background.

she was on birthcontrol so i came inside her, didn't get pregnant.

It was an ok first time.

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>>719450020
>trying too hard

>>719455115
i should also say the one i lost it to was 23.

>>719437712
oh shit man who's this

>Be me, 16 yo
>She's 15
>i'll skip until the H-Hour
>grab her into my room
>we both seat on my bed
>Start kissing, i remove her top
>playing with tits while french kissing
>remove her pants, get both naked
>start licking her for like 30 minutes
>she like a lot
>ask her several time if she's ready
>when she say yes i put a condom
>realise condoms are fucking garbage
>can't get more than 90% erection
>fuck it
>fuck her
>fuck her for like 2 hour without taking any pleasure
>she like, but not me.
>she has to leave because of her obligation
>didn't even cum fuck me

>We did it like 10 time before i give up
>cum only 1 time
>never try to fuck any other girl from this
>i'm 21 yo

>disapointed of sexe

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does no one know how to fucking write a story

>green
>text
>you
>faggots

>>719435344
> be me 9 years old
>living in Morocco with a babysitter watching us kids each day.
>she takes a bath in our sauna/bath
>walk in on her completely naked (don't remeber tits before this point)
>she says aggressive can give me a bath
>I get naked and she washed me down.
>she's washing my dick that gets insta-hard
>she asks me if I know what my dick is for.
>I say no
>she says "it goes in here" points to pussy
>she turns around and spreads her ass and my Lil dick goes in
>don't remeber how long I went for but I never busted though.

>>719438068
You're a real piece of shit.

>>719449079
> I just have the humor of a fat guy with the appearance of a not fat guy. All the positives with none of the negatives!
nicely said

>>719450738
kek

>>719456258
I can't read stories that aren't green. It's painful and ruins all the fun.

>>719435344
18
Waitress 20 years my senior.
MILF
Did her for a year or so.

>>719450449
>best friend
if he was, you would have forgiven him

I was 19, friend's car battery died when she was leaving work after the night shift. I was the only person to answered her cry for help on social media. Went and jumped her car at 1am, couldn't thank me enough. Let me bang her like a week after as her thank you.

>>719456230
try a thinner condom. what brand/type are you using?

>>719458350

i used random condoms they're selling on the vending machine. i don't know where i can find thinner ones, i'm average.

>>719435344
>Be me
>Be 10
>Only starting to get boners, not much to work with
>Sister 11, learning about sex in school
>She wants to practice with me
>Put it in the vagoo only once and she doesn't like it
>Next day we try anal
>Likes that more
>Have anal sex quite often for the next 2 years
>Move out of my dad's house because he abused the hell out of me my whole life
>No moar wincest

>be 25
>in a relationship for 2 years
>kissless virgin before this relationship
>she's waiting for marriage but i don't mind because either way i wasn't getting any
>thinks oral is a loophole
>blowjobs all the time

Call me a fag if you want but I think I actually will marry her, she's the greatest girl I've ever met and motivates me to become a better person

>Be me.
>Moved from Romania to U.K. (I was fluent before moving, so no problems with communication.)
>9th grade
>English class.
>Get sat next to cute shy girl.
>We become friends.
>10th grade
>We now talk outside of school.
>finals.jpg
>summer.mov
>"Wanna hang out?"
>"Yeah."
>Have a coffee, talk, somehow not drop spaghetti.
>Walk her home.
>"Do you wanna go out with me next Tuesday?"
>"Yeah."
Fast forward almost 7 months and now I fuck her on the daily, including anal, and she eats my ass because I'm bi, and she likes it, and this is the peak of my fucking life. And I'm not even 18 yet.

>9th grade
>first girlfriend
>first kiss
>horny as fuck
>cajole her for six months
>we finally fuck

Shit was cash

>>719435344
>be 16
>attracted to girl
>both virigns
>awkward virgin sex in my room
>3 weeks of retarded awkward sex
>finally ascend the desperate virgin stage of life
>realized she's very dumb and litteraly had aspergers(got official diagnosis about a year later)
>break up

>>719459226
>And I'm not even 18 yet
>posting on 4chan

>>719435344
>be 16
>gf living 900+km away
>came here for a week
>first time seing her
>3 days later
>in bed
>kissing cuddling and shit
>make out for real
>boner.gif
>start rubbing her ass, then belly
>slowly putting my left hand on her underwear
>rub over, then slide my hand in
>i'm fingering her, she's fapping me

>next day we buy condoms and we fucked

pretty much

>Be me, 16 years old, work at Barger Kang
>Her, 33 years old, body tight as fuck
>Sister works their also, downy
>They live like a block away from Borger Kwong
>Manager asks me to walk potato home
>33 yo sister day drinking
>Tard goes to room
>33 and I having beers, she bitches about sore back, asks me to massage her
>Go in bedroom, takes shirt off, no bra
>Rub back, diamonds
>Takes off pants, thong on
>Uber diamonds
>Say fuck it, take cock out, let it rub on her leg
>Fuck her every day all summer
>First pussy, first bj, first anal, first threesome
>Threesome not with potato.

>>719459572
>Not even 18.
>17

>>719435344
i make the sex with a lady!

>>719460099
>Implying that's at least 18

>>719459226
>and this is the peak of my fucking life. And I'm not even 18 yet.

Gentlemen, observe the end of western civilization.

>be me, 18 yo virigin
>have gf, 17, also virgin
>Korean/10
>start fingering her at school
>leads to public fingering and bjs everywhere in town
>High school ends, summer starts
>agrees to fuck
>we steal a room at her friends house
>eat her out for an hour
>gets hard when pleasing her
>tries to put it in
>pussy too small, never put more than one finger in before
>she screams in pain, but begs to keep going
>she's determined to lose it
>dick starts going limp from causing pain
>barely squeeze in, blood as lube
>dick starts getting hard again, shameless
>realize her insides are like a big balloon
>feels nothing other than vag opening and hitting the back
>barely enough pressure to not go completely limp
>give it all my willpower
>she cums
>I'm bored
>spends rest of day icing her puss and feeding her pain meds
>BLUEBALLS
>sex gets better, but she had a hallway of a pussy

She cheated on me a year later, but now has cancer so :/ Still a 8.5/10 though. Hottest girl I've ever dated.

>>719435344
>ask girls out to movies, coffee, etc
>eventually some say yes
>talk about stuff we like
>eventually some have similar interests
>repeat until happily married with 1-3 children and a house in the suburbs

>>719460392
No, I'm implying I can handle /b/. You'd be amazed how many teens and even pre-teens browse it nowadays.
Personally I've been here since 2012, or 12 years of age. It started with r/WTF but that wasn't fucked up enough.
I like /b/. Sure it's cancer, but it's nice.

>>719437153
You idiot, you choose the wrong girl to date with

>>719461087
>Implying any of that matters
>>18 to be on 4chan
>>You're retarded

>>719460435
Granted, I should've added 'currently'.
My bad. It's 02:25 and I was just looking for some threads to comment in. I wasn't too much attention.

This happened a few months ago, and we just broke up so here go's

>be me
>be 16
>have 6/10 grill over on a Friday's night
>rent a few movies
>Neighbors 1 and 2 (since she wanted to see those), and Guardians Of the Galaxy
>cause that movie is the shit.
> go through the neighbor movies and I start to get horny from spooning with her the whole time.
>portion of the way through when we start to make out
>I start to feel for her breasts
>she loves that btw
>go down there with my hands
>ask her if she wants me to give head
>she nods her head
Now this is the first time I ever gave head, and I wasn't really good at it
>then I ask her if she wants to go all the way
>another nod
>fuckyeah.jpg
>go to drawer in my room which has my one single condom
>struggle to get it on since I didn't know how to
>she puts it on me
>so hawt
>try to do it on top
>I'm too fat and my dick isn't long enough
>so I tell her to switch and have her sit on me
>welcome to pleasure heaven
>she keeps on going and cums maybe once or twice not sure
>not finished so I switch her around and go doggystyle
>about to cum after a couple minuets of it
>pull out
>take off condom and explode
>tfw I wanted to cum on her tits and face
>tfw when we broke up 2 months later without a go again
Welcome back to lonely town

> be me, 17, add girl on facebook
> never talk to her because i don't care
> she's cute tho
> fast forward almost a year, she talks to me
> I turn 18, she's almost 19
> we chat for a whole month
> we go on a date, then make out
> fast forward two months later, we're already fucking
> she's been my girlfriend for a year now

>>719461215
I know you hate because I'm a teenager and you're (I think) an adult. I can't change that. I can though, say that when I finish high school and I go to college to study computer science, and I create super cool hip jetpacks, I will only make them available for cool hip kids so you old pile of bones can't enjoy 'em.

>>719461391
>>719461087
What's with all the underage faggots in this thread? You guys know you're going to get banned, right? If you're gonna browse 4chan while underage you have to keep your mouth shut about it.

>>719435344
was watching Kickass 2 when i was 15/16 (forget) and then we just decided to fuck lol

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>be me
>actually have friends
>almost summer
>friend has a condo or some shit in Florida and invites me and a few others
>2 girls, 3 dudes including myself
>school lets out and about a week later we all meet at the airport with girl's parents
>flight takes somewhere around 1.5 to 2 hours
>feels like way more
>finally in Florida
>and one hour of driving from Tampa
>everyone's tired and just passes out
>we make it to the condo
>girls' rooms separate from dudes' for obvious reasons.
>we spend about a week there doing normal white person stuff in Florida, minus Disney world.
>one night parents go out for "dinner"
>"we aren't gonna be home until much later"
>we all actually know they're fucking
>once her parents are gone girl brings out two bottles
>it's just wine
>everyone drinks a lot minus me and one other dude
>girl who brought it out ends up puking and passing out.
>ok lol
>stay up really late watching South Park reruns
>other two guys have gone to sleep by now and I'm just on the couch.
>other girl walks in from kitchen
>small Asian girl who claims to be bi
>"anon? you're still up?"
>yeah
>she sits down and watches some shit with me
>"anon have you had sex?"
>tell the truth
>"neither have I. "
>sudden realization of where this is going
>"we can change that"
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>she takes out a condom
>starts feeling my dick until it's 100% hard
>yooooooooo
>puts the condom on
>And you can guess where it went from there
>just ends up redressing, showering and going to sleep after we're done.
She acted like it never happened, and so do I. We were never in any kind of relationship beyond friends before that.
So I lost my virginity to a one-night stand.
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