MAAAAAKE YOUR OWN KIND OF MUSIC
Do they still make PSAs? Or very special episodes?
idk, ask the creators of zootopia
The real question is why are you deconstructing a pornographic image designed to be looked at by people as they sadly masturbate?
I don't do either of those things.
I don't think that I am.
Why the hell would you look at it then?
I have a party I said I would attend, so I must leave now.
Did you miss the part where the vast majority of my internet time is spent looking at porn?
All kinds of porn. If there is porn, I look at it.
I looked at this porn, saw something that didnt make sense, and felt deeply enough to kake a comment about it.
how can I save you? Is there something I could do?
well how can I do that for you?
um, I would do that for luc but not for you. Sorry.
I do not call him daddy, I call him master
I have never actually heard father, but that is next level creepy.
'Father' implies that you are either fucking a priest, or that at least once you've said "Hey, let me show you my model train collection. I put it next to where I like to store the severed human penises."
that reminds me of a D&D character I made, he was a rogue named perseus and he had a penis pouch. So what your telling me is he would call someone father.
gross, im glad i stopped using him after he was used a plot device to kill a character whose player was no longer going to be in the campaign.
Yeah not for me, and not because of celebrity deaths.
Same poster as above here. Alas, 2017 will hopefully be better.
Always new he was a cam whore
I'm not into the whole femboy thing at all but he has a nice dick
i wanna see him sit on a dragon dick and cum from that.
im gonna be looking at gfur all year
I wanna see myself actually get laid in 2017.
lower your standards & slut it up for any cock, you'll be laid quickly.
Happy new year's y'all degenerates
I'm nervous to experiment.
It's not a standards thing, I just need to get over it. No ultra conservative hellhole or anything, I'm just being a bitch.
Won't be new years for another 2 hours or so.
Words of wisdom
Where the fuck are you? Hawaii?
I'm in the midwest, I've got 10 minutes. I bet he's in the Cali/Oregon/Washington area.
I've got just over 2 hours
paheal.net is your friend if you want something that specific
everyone was nervous their first time. if you wanna just do it then you gotta "Just do it"
go to e621 and blacklist female.
I was stupid on my brief adventures in grindr and advertised I had a PA. The messages I got were....special.
I don't understand why someone would do that to their dick, wouldn't that make penetration feel really awkward. Even if you take the piercing out, what is the point.
It's fun to play with. It doesn't add to the orgasm or anything but it's an extra thing to play with. I'd miss it if it was gone.
Then again I could just be mentally ill or something lol
well I guess everyone has their things, I like wearing panties and thigh socks in the bedroom so I mean I can't really judge.
Also it can go away if someone is really bothered by it. The problem with it is that it seems to attract a certain demographic I'm not thrilled with.
Like with yours, I'm sure the thigh socks could easily not be there or become something else...
I mean that they said to you over grindr
yea very true, but my boyfriend loves it so we are both pretty happy with it. If we needed to we could definitely do away with them easily though.
Basically I had to google "parTy" and whatever else goes in uh....that direction and then I got a picture of someone get fisted who "wanted to try it" and that made me delete it lol
It was the end result of too much fisting, and parTee or whatever means "a bunch of dudes do meth and go at it". It was not attractive
oh we are planning on it, we are still working on getting a nice collar and leash.
What's bad is I'm being Mr. Skittish Bitch and not experimenting, yet I'd like to try the chaps and harness route....
oh fuck the gay meth crowd, they're the worst.
no wonder you deleted.
Still just go back and just say no and block them next time.
I wouldn't really know about the chaps and harness because we don't go that hard. But hey if that's what works for you then just go for it.
Oh cmon it's like 75% the same as your thigh highs, they just connect at a belt lol
eh the leather thing is a bit cliche for us, we just go with light bondage and the stuff we already do.
Leather is expensive too there's that.
Might go with some other stuff though..
I was thinking the rubber route but that gets odd fast
yea I think I'm good on rubber lol
Sorry don't have payed porn besides what I pay for.
That is vomit tier
How do I find a guy? Like all the guys that look like flaming homosexuals are straight. Like this guy I met last night. Was sorta cute and looked like a massive fag. Yet he was straight!
Fucking sucks. I despise sluts. Sad that I wont find anyone.
Would post porn but im on phone.
You could always just not find anyone, ya know.
Well, thats kinda my life. Minus the fleshlight add in hand.
Found you faggot
I really dont masturbate that much. I treat it as an act if penance.
No, I mean as more of a denial kinda thing as a penalty for failure.