Where is my fucking ylyl thread?
>>717078713
here?
>>717078713
It sure as fuck isn't here.
>>717079220
>>717078713
>>717079352
>>717078713
THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED TO ME LIKE 30 MIN AGO
>19
>Currently Staying at grandparents house because I'm helping German grandfather clean pools for stepdads pool business
>Get back home from easy day of cleaning 20 pools or so
>It was just past Christmas so decorations still out
>Grandma likes to put them in front yard, lifelike Mary Joseph Jesus etc
>Grandpa pulls into driveway but decor is in the path of the driveway cause grandma is kinda dumb
>COMPLETELY RUNS OVER BABY JESUS
>>LIKE DEMOLISHES INTO SPLINTERS
>horyshet.png
>Grandma starts coming out and screaming
>Grandparents argue
>Cops are called and neighbors are all outside
>Cop asks me what happened, my side of the story etc
>Realizes Jesus was a Jew
>I crack a joke because why not
>"Officer my grandfather Hitlerized baby Jesus with his car"
>Cop stares at me dead straight
>G. U. L. P.
>He ends up slowly smirking
>Finally fucking loses it and walks away
>MFW
>>717079613
>>717079455
>>717079402
>>717079373
>>717079352
>>717079220
>>717078713
>>717078713
excuse you? YOUR thread?
this is a banana thread, now.
>>717079734
this is the dumbest shit i've ever read, i hope you die of cancer
>>717079972
>>717080003
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>717080075
Newfag.
>>717079972
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>717080183
wow great comeback there pal you sure showed me :)))
you fucking waste of breath
>>717080238
faggots
>>717080254
>>717079220
Why did I fucking lose to this shit
>>717080507
nevermind, checks out.
>>717080568
woah, nice feets
>>717080568
nice feet
>click on YLYL thread not expecting anything funny
>there is nothing funny
Thanks /b/
>>717080677
meme extremist = dubs keep it up
>>717078713
lost fucking hard
>>717080739
>>717080568
good feet
>>717080757
i really really really like those feet
This thread actually deserves bananas.
>>717080757
save them, theyre all yours lori
>>717078713
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
Inevitable
>>717081233
cancer
>>717081233
since when did grandpa use the internet?
What happens when a ylyl thread is getting shit up with arguements?
Yeah, banana time bitches
>>717081233
>>717078713
Lololilooolkololl Ilaughed so hard at this I literally shit my pants haaaahaaa
>>717079373
Fuck, this is the mall in my town.
>>717081101
LOL it just a ylyl thread, no need to be so serious, nerd!
>>717081655
did someone just say nerd? one more banana nerd hot at the 'shop!
>>717082262
>>717081655
>facebook humor
Fucking hell, even bananas are funnier than this crap
>>717079972
y'know anon, I know you think this bugs people, but i've been on 4chan for years and have seen everything, and I know you think your being a shitposting troll lord, but you cannot even begin to post anything i havnt seen worse of. If anything, im more mad that the few hours i do get after work to browse this thread of a show I like, some anon who doesnt know the definition of disturbing wastes my eyespace with pictures i was laughing at when I was 7. Pleas, post the worst you have right now, the very worst, I want to know what you think is gross and edgy, humor me anon, because you havnt done anything else in this thread except waste a couple image counters
your gonna be here every day, and even if you leave i really am curious, I really truthfully want to know what this guy/girl thinks is gross. This isnt troll baiting, this isnt a passive aggressive taunt, this is me trying to help you disturb me, i want you to do it, because then it wont be such a huge waste of my time replying to you at all. I truly hope I can have the satisfaction of knowing this isnt some newfag who found a fetish thread and sperged out in calss
and anon, yes this is 4chan, but not everything is all meme and good times, you CAN reply to an anon seriously about their shitty intentions, I know this.
>>717082416
i agree actually, and i REALLY fucking hate that banana
come on /b/
>>717082416
So you want more BANANAS?!?!?!?
>>717082727
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>717081101
newfag
>>717082564
your funny lol
>>717083016
kek the irony
>>717078713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVl5FVh3cXE
>>717082793
>Cancer banana
>Facebook humor
>Repeating Jokes
I think it's about time this thread dies.
http://www.bestshockers.com/deaf-orgasm/
>>717081233
who the fuck do you think you are?
do you think that you can just waltz over to MY website, to MY home, and just fuck around and do whatever the hell you want?
you think you can just ignore the months of lurking you're supposed to do?
your kind fucking SICKENS me. all of you. whether you're from youtube, ifunny, reddit, any other site that breeds ignorant, lazy, and retarded mouth-breathers like you.
if you want to post here, you need to follow the social code like everyone else.
>>717083481
suck my dick faggot
>>717083574
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEE
>>717083117
>unironically posting in a YLYL thread
>implying anyone here but you is a newfag
>>717079972
>>717080003
>>717080170
>>717080238
>>717080333
>>717080411
>>717080507
>>717080600
>>717080757
>>717080808
>>717080834
>>717081031
>>717081150
>>717081763
>>717082416
>>717082727
>>717083127
I don't know why but this picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.
Mods, please make posting this awful abortion of a picture a bannable offense already.
>>717083622
you need to get laid bro grow up
>>717083622
>NORMIES
>REEEEEEE
>>>/r9k/
>>717083795
>wanting to stick your dick into a 3d girl
>>717083995
wut? u gay or something?
>>717080114
we're making this a copypasta
>>717083995
you fucking disgust me
>>717084158
Presumably it already it
>>717084125
>>717084167
can you fuck off back to r3ddit please thanks
>>717078713
so theres this jewish rabbi, catholic priest and a islamic imam walking along right. the priest sees three little boys and says "hey we should get them to blow us." the imam mishears and says "YES! we should blow them up for allah!" the priest says "no, no i mean we should screw em." the rabbi hears the word screw and asks "screw em for how much ehhh?"
>>717084358
>implying you aren't yourself fresh off the train from /r/anime
>>717080677
Good job mang i lost
>>717078713
Interesting fact, did you know one of the worlds fastest readers was in the world trade center on 9/11? they say he went through 20 stories in under 30 seconds.
>>717079734
Not even worth it.
Kill yourself before you infect the rest of the gene pool with your autism
>>717078713
whats the best part about fucking a 5 year old girl? turn her around and you could pretend its a 5 year old boy.
>>717079220
The logo literally says ratman
One of you shoopfags should make a meme on that instead
>>717079734
Die please
>>717084479
if you dont like anime, why did you decide to post on an anime imageboard
>>717081233
You're just butthurt because you don't have cancer like us.
>>717081405
lol
>>717082716
i'm sore from working out please don't make me laugh
>>717084720
>2017
>still thinks 4chan is a weeb site
>>717084980
it was originally and thats still the majority of people here
>>717083481
How do you get triggered at an anonymous entity in a vast, endless ocean of intangible intellectual circle jerks that glorify the concept of having cancer?
>>717084980
here's what I don't understand.
4chan is an anime imageboard that is filled with weebs, NEETs, and degenerates. The whole point of having different boards is so anime fans can talk about other things besides anime.
for example, /b/ is a board where anime fans can talk about random shit with other anime fans.
but people like you just ruin the expierience for anyone who has been here more than a month. if you don't like 4chan, don't fucking go on 4chan, newfag.
>>717085108
>majority
Excuse me?
>>717084980
>>717085463
N E W F A G
NEWFAG
newfag
>>717085609
Retard. The majority of people on 4chan are on /b/. The majority of people on /b/ love anime.
How thick is your skull?
>>717085722
>The majority of people on /b/ love anime.
Then why is the catalog filled with 3d porn?
>>717085609
just because people aren't constantly posting anime, it doesn't mean that they aren't still weebs.
/b/ is a board for anime fans who wanted to discuss random things.
>>717085781
there's a lot more 3d porn than hentai
>>717085781
Uhhhhh.... because you can like both?!?!?!
Seriously, with your pathetic critical thinking skills, I'm surprised you can even read well enough to be on here.
>>717079734
that totally happened
Everything is a meme now. Most of all, stuff that's not, like bananas and chairs and cancer.
>>717080775
lost
>>717086615
>no pic
I shiggy diggy
>>717084980
Fire Style! Fireball Jutsu!
>>717087057
MOAR!!!!!
>>717086635
gotta give it to him, guy has allot of power to wield a blade like that WHILST it's burning hot, must have a high pain threshold
>>717087383
I think it was photoshopped to look hot.
>>717087267
This is a pretty cool image.
I really like this image.
What's the bucket for?
>>717087596
could be haha
>>717087685
Those are pies, not cakes.
>>717079734
Autism.
ITT: Greentext what you did a couple of hours ago.
>be me
>at home
>think about doing some exercise
>be fat as fuck
>fuckit.tiff
>play Pokémon moon for a bit
>get bored
>check youtube
>nothing new
>existential bullshit comes inside my brain
>try to fight
>can't
>anxiety
>>717080568
what the fuck is this
>>717079220
only thing ive lost to ever
I really fucking hate all of you fags..
Yeah i have this dream too, im teaching myself how to hack so i can find people like you that cause pain for no real reason and utterly ruin their lives. Its really quite simple, i just have to get CP on your hard drive and then hack your social media and post said CP to them all simultaeneusly, next i make an anonymous tip to the feds annnnnd blammo youre dunyon rings my boy. If that doesnt work i can always go the more excessive route, find where you live score some H or Meth for 100 bucks, take 600 bucks in 20s (of course remove my fingerprints). Taze you in your sleep drive you to the shitty part of town whereever you live (thanks google) put the drugs and the money in your pocket and then inject the narcotics into you, then i make a call to local law enforcement that theres a dude out here pushing drugs and blam youre in the can for quite a few years, the best part is the system really loves to fuck with repeat offenders so i just wait for you to get out and do it again and again and again and again until you either get locked away forever or murdered by a cell mate.
>>717088633
Aw... we just want to be you're friends though <3
>>717088418
Nice job retard.
>>717079734
>THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED
>>717087785
it has been forever since i even thought of rage comics. so much nostalgia.
There's always something I tell myself when making a good milkshake; "never put cherries in your milkshake. It's not a cerryshake." and that makes me wonder to my already-wondering self. Why is it a milkshake if it's not shaken milk? Haha
But I digress. Maybe it's not a 'milkshake', but more of an 'ice-sludge', I mean most of it isn't even milk, unless you create THOSE kinds with extra milk. Those are the kinds you give to someone with either:
1. Shit taste (literally)
2. You hate them very much
However, when trying to make a good shake (chocolate is a good flavor mmmmm) you should add some peanut butter, Nesquick・ and only some milk. Some.
But the main problem is that, if you add too much peanut butter, it becomes thick, distasteful and burns your throat if you gut it down. If you add too much milk, it becomes watered down to the point that not even sewage-peasantsゥ will try it. If you add too much Nesquick・ Then nothing happens. You can never have too much Nesquick・
So when you're making a good shake, remember to keep it balanced. And by balanced, I mean no cherries. Haha
~~~One Man's Milkshake is Another Man's Cherryshake~~~
I'm watching the original Naruto series right now, anyone wan't to join? I'm at episode 85, where master Jiraiya traps Itachi and Kisame, but they escape with a mysterious black fire jutsu. It's getting interesting, here's a link for anyone who want's to watch. Thank me later.
http://putlockers.ch/watch-naruto-tvshow-season-1-episode-85-online-free-putlocker.html
>be me
>be sad
>be lonely
>have 9-5 jerb
>be boring
>girls in highschool never like me, they always smiled at me in a mocking manner
>they'd say things like "you're such a fucking faggot lol. I bet your MAWWWMMY still wipes you, no other girl will come near you. LOLOLOLHAHAHAHHAHALOLROFLHAHA."
>want to kill myself because teenage angst
>graduate, go to colleg
>think, "Time to reinvent yourself, Anon."
>start wearing skinny jeans like the skaters, wear an oversized beanie
>thinking, "Yeah, I have long hair, this is my look."
>no
>this was not my look
>show up to my graphic design class on the next school day
>stuck-up bitch in my class gazes upon me as I walk through the door
>she cracks a smile
>I instantly turn to her and, as loud as humanly possible, shouted
>"FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE. I DON'T WANT TO KISS YOU OR WHATEVER, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO FUCKING TALK TO YOU. YOU'RE A GROSS FUCKING PERSON. FUCK."
>she's staring at me, her undeserving mouth wide open and ready for my cock
>tears well up in her eyes
>fuck yes, this is giving me a boner.
>she runs out of the class embarassed
>class stares
>i just drop my shit on my desk and wait for the professor
>fast-forward to after class
>see CuntyMcCunt standing in the hallway
>kind of actually feel bad
>walk up to her and apologize
>"No-- No, it's okay Anon. I'm a total fucking bitch, you're right..."
>basically I looked like a shitty version of her shitty brother whom was always a dick
>we cool now
>fast-forward 9 years
>"Mr. Anon, would you like to hold your child?"
>"Na it's alright i alreafy jacked off"
>"Ohh Ok...."
>wait 2 hour
>realise what i did
>cry myself to sleep
>>717086880
>>717087057
>>717087721
>>717087820
>>717087847
>>717087886
oooh this is starting to get good
>>717089330
good story.
>>717079352
lost
>>717089239
Are we just posting whatever now?
>>717089626
Its a YLYL thread. What do you think?
>>717086718
>12
fuck you got me
>>717089604
I don't get it.
OC
>>717085609
There is two /k/.
Kek.
Stupid chart is retarded.
>>717089702
But did he die?
>>717089829
>>717083792
Its purpose is to illicit responses just like the one you gave. Well done.
>>717089795
YEAH!!!!!! VROOM VROOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
It finally happened. A YLYL thread that is more than 100% cancer.
>>717079734
Kill yourself
>>717079734
FUcking retarded holy shit
>>717080568
Those are some nice toes!
>>717079734
I think I've seen that Simpsons episode.
>>717090441
Lost
>>717089239
Is nobody gonna watch with me? really? It's pretty good.
>>717090466
checked
>>717090736
oy vey, this goy...
>>717079402
Jesus, save some pussy for the rest of us
>>717088882
Kys
>>717080115
hey I had that inflatable alien
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/guy-4chan-commits-suicide-live-video-170345/
Fair warning: This is pretty hard to watch.
>>717078713
Fuck off with this cancer thread. Bananas are gay, you are gay, your fucking ylyl repeated over and over is gay... you are the biggest fag on the internet
>>717089896
hard to tell from the gif
>>717091189
>>717081224
There's like five bananas in that image
pic sucks
>>717079734
Faggot
>>717090132
I wonder if that guy was tired at the end.
>>717080003
Kill yourself
>>717080170
Die already
>>717079972
oh, shit!!!! lost
i REALLY, REALLY, REALLY like this image
>>717080183
Fucking loser
>>717080238
Cut off your dick.
>>717085463
Yeah im sure all the guys on /fit/ and /lit/ have a deep love for anime
>>717091652
xcom? more like aay com! (gimme a refund)
OP is really striving to be a faggot today
>>717080333
Have you ever had sex? No, you laugh at bananas.
>>717091871
allot of them do - many of them are gays in disguise tho so y'know, no homo
>>717091777
>>717083792
don't you mean a BANANABLE offense?
>>717080411
Slit your wrist.
>>717080486
Ok I laughed at this way too hard
>>717080491
Because you are a dumb nigger
>>717085463
Hello new friend. I think you're confused about the difference between Jap chans and literally every other chan. Please reference your orientation buddy for support
>>717080507
Fag
>>717090940
kekd
>>717089855
The second one is /ic/ stupid blind faggot
>>717091189
>>717080600
Die like perfection girl
>>717092132
takes one to know one
>>717080704
>>717080712
>>717080862
>>717080926
is this a meme?
>>717091926
>>717083792
Here's a novel idea: don't feed trolls. Do you think your comments discourage them? They take nothing but pleasure in your responses.
>>717087018
No, no. I've seen so much shit in my day but this is the only thing that has ever made me feel genuinely nauseous. This is the worst. It will haunt me in my dreams. It haunts me now
>>717087596
Jesus, when did fucking sherlock arrive in the thread?
>>717087383
you fuckin underage autist nigger
>>717080115
relateable
>>717086147
>*tips fedora
Zozzle. We anime fans sure showed our superiority against the uncultured Japophobe masses
>turns 360° and walks away
>>717092266
pffft, my ex used to hock into my mouth all the time, kinky as fuck
>>717092259
I hope.
>>717080670
Fag
>>717092422
did he died
>>717092611
she's coming and going at the same time
>>717080808
You are officially the fag of all fags
>>717092670
...oh fuck...
>>717092670
Damn dude.
>>717092670
kek
>>717082564
Thank you. Threads now are 9gag tier
>>717081655
Kill yourself.
>>717092886
Why should I?
>>717092886
the dubs dont lie
>>717080183
You hear the trips Gtfo.
>>717084158
FFFOORORORUR GOODD SAKE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUTTTTTT GET OUT FUCK YOU CANCEROUS FUCK
>>717080243
Hahaha i lost
>>717084158
It already is one
>>717079734
You are incredibly uninteresting
>>717091326
>>717091189
Faggot didnt die. Friend was on earlier saying he lived
>>717091385
underrated
>>717079220
How did I lose to this shit
>>717093350
fucking liar