You have 10 seconds to prove you're white.

I don't have a criminal record and I have a job.

I have a job

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>>716283193
if not dubs i'm a filthy nigger.

everything i do or try goes well

>>716283128
i don't like kfc, and i never robbed someone

>>716283285
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

A pitchfork can dance better than me.

I like Supertramp.

>>716283128

My dancing improves when I'm having a seizure

>>716283128
I don't sell drugs

i have an IQ of 80+.

i have a computer since 1995

>>716283128
I'm into arabs.

I am a pedo.

>>716283128
I'm allergic to watermelon. When I eat one, or am exposed to the juices, I break out in hives and my mouth gets really itchy

I get pulled over by the police a lot, still haven't been shot

>>716283128
I back into my parking spot

>>716283285
filthy

>>716283440
That doesn't mean you're white, that just means you're a fucking idiot.

>>716283448
mudslime detected

>>716283325
>>716283385
Lol niggers detected
Nice try

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This is the perfect female face

I know who my father is

>>716283469
Half black detected

>>716283503
Whitey Deffs confirmed

>>716283512
Your mom thought so too when my cock was 12 inches deep inside of her, but no, really. white as fuck.

>>716283128
i'm not black

>>716283128
I like anime

I don't like chicken

I'm studying law

>>716283546
Bitches on to me

>>716283128
Golly gee mister

>>716283128
would u like a cup of tea?

I have a gun, it's properly licensed and stored

>>716283567
12 year old libtard detected

>>716283580
Doesn't mean you're white. Very black and white of you.

>>716283596
The fucks wrong with you? Everyone likes chicken.

I don't have AIDS

I voted for Trump

m'lady

I'm not in prison

I'm not allergic to work boots

>>716283128
If I get dubs I'm a filthy nigger

i make sandwiches in the afternoon

I voted trump

I shower daily

>>716283534
kek

>>716283759
Nig nog detected

>>716283759
not me you fukkin nigger

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>>716283629

I am of above average intelligence and people don't applaud me for my racial status.

I like Gangster Rap

>>716283846
You're a filthy nigger regardless.

I'm Canadian

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>>716283128
I can read

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>>716283128
>You have 10 seconds to prove you're white.

I like golf, horseback riding and tea.

>>716283128
I'm not

I know my father

I wear a suit to work daily versus reserving it for court appearances

>>716283128
I'm not homeless

I have good hair

I have a job.

I voted trump

I'm not allowed to say "nigger"

I got a small penis

Spanish speaking people like me

Toothpaste is really spicy

I love me some watermel-- FUCK

Police officers ignore me

i have a proprly functioning brain

I pay child support

I am a 27 year old virgin.

>>716283914
This man is not a man

>>716283128
I never stole a bike

I have a father

I was pulled over today and the officer let me go with no ticket.

>>716283128
I have a job

6'6", can't dunk

>>716284876
It's good to be king.

Police officers greet me with a smile

>>716283128
Despite being a 27yr old kissless virgin I would not fuck the girl in your pic as she has been irreversibly contaminated

>>716283128
I have a higher than average IQ.

I don't add enough sugar to my koolaid

>>716283128
My recipe for Gin and Juice
1. 1 part Redbull
2. 1 part Vodka.

I pay taxes, work 50 hour weeks, wear a suit and tie everyday, have no criminal record, have never slept with a black woman, and I despise watermelon and anything watermelon flavored. I also don't smell like a crack house.

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OC

i saw a bike and did-not steal it

i celebrate fathers day annually

i smell like a wet dog

I'm 18 and haven't been to jail yet

otaku

>>716283128
I have ginger in my beard and balls

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I'm single

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I drive a '78 Chevy, smoke Marlboros, listen to early thrash metal and 2a3x5

I enjoy sitting in shitty bars cause its cool to be uncool

Don't take my word for it, my wife's boyfriend will vouch for me being white

If i get dubz i am white

>>716285500
aw shiet nigguh

>>716283128
Did you just assume my ethnicity?

also get

>>716283128
I have credit cards with no balance at the end of the month.

>>716283285
Filthy nigger

>>716283128
I've never been pulled over

>>716283128
I tip at restaurants

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>>716285556

I own a car, live in a house, and support my family

>>716283128
What does "deadass" mean?

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>>716283128
>>716284013
>>716285148
>still trying to push the (((bbc agenda)))

>>716283128

just ask my financial advisor he'll vouch for my whiteness

>>716283128
what is her name again?

>>716283128
I am promptly served at Cracker Barrel restaurants.

the main ingredients of hummus are chickpeas, tahini, garlic, lemon juice

I shoot up schools ironically.

Zeig Heil

my hobbies include icehockey and hunting

Wait...there are other colors?

>>716283128
My dad just called

>>716283128
i'm smart, compassionate and inventive

>>716283128

"Hello, officer! What a beautiful day we're having today!"

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>>716283522
anon i have bad news for you

Prove you're white while my attatched file is Elsa Jean by the looks of it, who likes em black

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>>716285329
nice botched bris

Real nigga hours

>>716283128
I stole someone's bike

>>716283311
>gtfo asian

>>716287463
>likes
I guess everyone like their jobs then?

Fucktard

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You can be tanner than your dick

My credit score is 780

grew up with no dad, do drugs, listen to rap, love basketball, criminal record, unemployed, like chicken, wait a minute, no, dont tell me, noo, it cant be true, am i.. .a nigger?

I'm white

>>716284013
this guy must have a medical condition

>>716283128
I voted Trump. I have a job. I make more than $8 an hour. I hate Grape Soda. I pay taxes. I wear a condom when fucking. I can pronounce ''Ask.'' I wear my pants on my hips, not my ass. I have never robbed anyone. The only bike I ever had I bought. I don't do drugs. I can't dance. I watch (Some) anime. My dick is only 6 inches long. I shower twice a day, brush my teeth twice a day and have strait hair. I've never gotten a ticket. I don't drink Alcohol. I think most black women are ugly.

I'm on a lunch break from my corporate management job wearing a university shirt that I graduated from since it's Friday and my VP is out.

The bottom of my feet are white.

I have never stolen in my life

>>716288781
I'm as white as they come... and even mine aren't. Shoes<Barefoot.

>>716283128
i voted trump

>>716289011
I toted vump

I make 90000 dollars a year

Dabbing is cool

My father raised me.

>>716283231
Face is great, pity about the body.

>>716288415
Your just a faggot.
>six inch dick
>Don't drink
> MOST black women
Faggot.

>>716283128
I keep an assortment of wine and cheese stocked in my house

>>716283128
I don't get mad when police officers shoot me for trying to take their gun.

>>716283128
i voted for the donald

>>716283128
i got custody after the split. i'm male.

I eat mayonnaise out the packet

>>716283128
>white people
>im calling the police

>>716283128
The only thing i steal is a moment of your time to talk about jesus christ.

I'm in a fraternity at a southern state school

my dick is a darker shade than the rest of my body

>>716289683
Negroid detected; White people say "out of"

I'm part Cherokee, I have a liberal arts degree, and I'm sorry about slavery

>>716289908
The stupid ones don't

>>716289959
Why would anyone feel sorry for slavery? Nobody alive had anything to do with it.

My dads almost home from work

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Oh look, an unchained bicycle. Well, this has nothing to do with me so I'm going to head to my job and then have dinner with my dad later.

>>716290131
This!

>>716283128
I can speak using full sentences

>>716290282
But you can't use periods.

>>716283128
I purchase things rather than steal them

>>716290319
it's called a full stop
>nigger

>>716283128
IM A CUCK

>>716283128
I can't dance and my sense of humor is awkward.

Not in prison

>>716290382
Only if you're a Britfag you tea drinking limey.

I haven't been shot by the cops

My name is Chad, and I for one welcome refugees with open arms. My wife Melissa takes special care of our Somali friends while I'm at work. I love our adopted child Mapoto and can't wait until he gets out of jail so we can go to a black lives matter rally together.

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>>716283128

I don't see color. I have no idea if I'm white.

>>716283128

Name? Sauce?

>>716285148
peel that off, i want to see that mushroom

>>716287858
She cums twice in the one video dude. Safe to say she likes her job

Inb4 she secretly hates black people and is altright

>>716290727
White liberals are niggers.

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I'm happy to say that you've all passed the test!

Now that I can trust you, I'm just going to leave this bucket of fried chicken here unattended.

>>716283128
https://youtu.be/azJ5SeYGM9U

I don't smell like nigger

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>>716283128
I have white skin

>>716288415
faggot

>>716283128
I have several speeding tickets and no jail time, even when I was caught with weed

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I've had everything I've owned bought and paid for by others

I'm 25

>>716283128
I'm so white that I need 18 wallets to store my money; and that's only for my credit cards.

I burn in the british sun between the months of May and September.

>>716290792

you are faggot scum anon

I don't think anyone owes me a living. I just deal with the bullshit of life as it comes.

>>716291586
I burn in the moonlight year round.

>>716283128
the way I say burrito.

>>716283128
I've played curling before.

>>716283128
I save money every paycheck.

>>716291841
Gingerfag detected.

>>716283128
i know read and write!

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I'm going to see my family this afternoon for Christmas and we are all going to have a good time and enjoy each others company because we are all well adjusted. I can even guarantee not even a voice will so much as be raised, only glasses! Even my father is going to be there! Again! Like he has every year of my life since birth.

>>716283128
> full time in a salaried position
> no criminal record (one speeding ticket almost 10 years ago in North Dakota that never appeared on my record)
> parents are still married after 36 years
> no single mothers in the family, even among our trailer trash relatives down south
> 401k and health insurance with 0% co-insurance

Any one of these would work I believe.

>>716283128
I've never been to KFC

>>716292339

I've only seen white people at KFC.

KYS

>>716283128
nigger

>>716292406
I've never seen a white worker at KFC.
OR popeyes. Or taco bell for that matter.

If trips, I'm the whitest here!

>>716283834
Nah niggers wear those despite not having a job

I like mayonnaise, and I have to get SPF 90 or I'll die

>>716292815
Jews are niggers

>>716292406
Nigger detected

>>716292678
678, nope. You're jst a nigger

I haven't been shot by the cops yet

>>716283128

I don't think to myself "man I could use some free money" when I see a credit card advertisement on daytime television.

>>716292866

Not Jewish, just very ginger

>>716292955
Neither have most black people. Niggers just like being upset. Helps the victimhood and bennifits come faster.

>>716283128

i have a father

I'm a Christian

When I see black people in the store isle, I walk the through the isle next to it to get around them

>>716293011
Irish are niggers

>>716283128
i have a job
i know who my dad is
i've had several friendly conversations with police

I'm 35 and I'm not in 5th grade anymore

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>>716283128
I don't have to prove anything to a nigger like you.

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>>716283128
are brazilians considered niggers ? I'm an university student btw

I hold the coffee cup with two hands

>>716283128
excuse me i need to go to the store and get some miracle whip and mayo

>>716283128
rihanna is just a taylor swift rip off

>>716293234
If i only have a red beard does that make me niggerface only?

>>716293234
I'll have you know I'm a loyal subject of The Queen. Cunt.

>>716293701
The Queens a nigger.

I can't dance and I like country music

My favorite band is Pink Floyd

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My lips are too thin.

Got off on a felony deadly weapon possession charge because the cop took pity on a young white weeb. It was a shuriken i had in my glove box. The cop just offered to take it and pretend it wasn't there and gave me a misdemeanor for the switchblade i had in my pocket instead. I was still let off for that with 6 weeks community service and my arrest record was expunged because my dad could afford a jew lawyer. To this day it has never showed up on a background check.

I love being white.

>>716283128
the pigment color of my skin is white i also fuck my cousin and dab

i love black metal

I think pepper is spicy

>>716283128

>making a "prove you're white" thread
>using a picture of a porn slut as she does interracial (from blacked com)

i tip my hat :)

>>716294173
That's not white that's arab

I'm on 4chan

obama worst ever, totally incompetent

>>716283128
Fucking niggers

>>716294264
my nans pakistani who married a white irish male whos son went and married a Polish women while my dad married my Taiwanese mother.

My wife has sex with black men while I watch, I clean up afterwards obviously.

>>716283128
My car still has wheels

i dont have a bike

My dad never ran away

>>716283594
found the nigger

Never was in jail and I know my parents

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hahahha, look!
> http://chom.pl/l/1128 <
CUM SLU

Trump for president

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>I live in Alabama
>I've never been arrested
>I hate Kool aid, and Newports
>Watermelon is ok
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>>716296195
I also voted for Donald Trump

>>716294976
>No white person in history has ever gone to jail,ever.

>>716283128
whats her name?

>>716295517
/thread

>>716283128
i dont leave my door open when i have guests and play shitty music the whole time

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>>716297777
My white trash neighbors do that constantly

I don't value family life and will never reproduce. I will die depressed and lonely in my 60's while sitting in my 70k dollars mercedes and leaving the motor on.

>>716297978
they need to check their privilege

I'm about to graduate college and job prospects are pretty great

I let black men use me at will.

>>716298686
That doesn't mean much. They're practically throwing jobs and degrees at niggers these days.

>>716298113
cool.
at least you have a plan.

>>716283128
I get off with a warning every time im pulled over

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I like starbucks and tell bad jokes

I have a job.

I drive a shitty car and have a savings account.

>>716283128
wash..... including my hair daily

>>716283128
I am german 卍卍卍

What's a Wu-tang?

>>716285148
wtf one of your nuts is broken

I graduated from college and didn't get in on affirmative action.

>>716283403
well buy a new old fag

>>716296422
white people spend a lot less time in jail than your average jayquan asshole

I drive a Kia Soul

Chikun is doom!!!

I wanna be fucked by a big black cock soo

>>716283128
don't need to, i'm on /b/.

>>716288306
Lives I'm middle long island

I HATE NIGGERS! YELLOWS! REDS! ANY OTHER COLOR!

>>716300993
>YELLOWS! REDS! ANY OTHER COLOR!
they're preferable to nig nogs

job married know and pay for all my kids!

>>716283128
That girls getting blacked for sure

I drank Arizona Green Tea with my boiled sausages.

>>716283128
I don't steal everything on impulse.

>>716283128
5 inches

>>716302499
muslim detected

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blue eyes are the only pure white eye colour

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No criminal record.

>>716302839
Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>716283128
i know my dad

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>>716283128

>>716302669
>>716303792
ultra fucking kek, this jew is so paradoxal

>>716305077
Fuck me wrong reference
>>716302839
>>716303792

I just got home from work

Nigger, lol

Yorkshire staffordshire.are.two countys

>>716283128
I'm at work

>>716283128
I'm pissed because I turned 30 in November, and debt free, only earned $136,000 this year clicking on a website to manually test the applications, and that Trump didn't win the popular vote.

>>716284013
Is that a nipple on a hairy chest?

>>716306661
No, that makes you a loser for having a job that doesn't give you the last two week of December off for Christmas (yes, Christmas) Break and New Years.

But, while you're there, I'll take a double-mocha chai latte.

i am a human
white = not a nigga = being a person

>>716283128

I'm spending Christmas with my dad.

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I'm single, 36 y/o, and have two cats named Boo and Midnight.

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>>716307125

>>716283522

It's a shame the brain behind it is severely damaged.

>>716283128
i think medium salsa is spicy