Any

>>716163081
The woman kind

>>716163081
thats a boy on the photo

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>>716163081
The kind my wife won't find out about.

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>>716163899
For you.

the kind that has a penis

>>716164016
Show us his dick.

>>716164085
sadly it's from here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhEXI3584AI

>>716163081
NULL
Go pollute someone else's board

>>716163081
10-12

>>716164443
>implying polluting /b/ is even possible

>>716163081
>cute german girl
why not name her something random maybe like ciara,rose or marky

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a hairy one

real one

>>716164534
what kind of pollution you want just ask

>>716163081
There's this girl I'm talking to at the moment, she would be fine.

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>>716163081
>>716163081
>>716163081
Compassionate and motherly, but also explorative and wild. Needs intellect or I'd get bored too. Also tiny and cute as a fucking button

That's my 10/10

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a ginger

>>716164628
pollute it with original threads like back in 2005.

kill me

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>>716164766
Frightening how close this is to my mom, too

But fuck it, it's really just the best combination

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>>716163081
one with a feminine penis

>>716163081
One with a feminine penis

The kind my wife won't find out about

>>716164877
you want single digit age or double digits would work?

>>716164988
Buddy you should just fug your mom

>>716163081
a real one

>>716164988
What's frightening is that you think your mom is explorative and wild, sexy as fuck and as cute as a button.

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>>716165101
>>716165042
>Sir

>>716164392
I'm so happy these got reuploaded

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>>716165234
>dat deliberate misinterpretation

>>716163081
2013 marky > 2016 marky

>>716164760
feet pic of her?

>>716165312
Fuck off

>>716164760
i know who she is

>>716165312
soz i only have the titties

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>>716165304
>implying youre not implying you want to fuck your mother

White and not obese
Living in niggerland makes those 2 rare

>>716165392
most of us know

>>716165427
even better
show em

Smart, funny, tall, slender but curvy, has a career or career path, willing to put up with my hobbies and interests, not religious at all, likes to travel and try new things, will push me to expand my horizons/get out of my comfort zone, and preferably light eyes and dark hair.

>>716165427
Pls don't

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>>716165429
nigga fuck yo couch

I am not gonna humor defending myself from that lmao

>>716163081

virgin
cute
virgin
smart
virgin
not stingy
virgin
not mentally ill
virgin
not nigger
virgin

>>716165575
Good luck with your happy every after Robot, anon.

Hope it works out for you both.

>>716165541 well i dont know if >>716163899 knows who she is

>>716163081
I want a smart, beautiful, creative girlfriend who are not slave of social normativity so her is indipendend.

>>716165708
Sucks for him

>>716165695
>happy ever after
It's a doggy dog world.

butch
likes putting stuff in her vagina
tranny
bigger penis than me

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>>716165781
>so her is indipendend.

>>716165832
>posts family guy
You're the retard

>>716164779
2nd, 3rd, and 4th'd.

Any kind

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>>716165916
You wanna go motherfucker? Arguing with all my posts bitch I'll fuck your mother

>>716166084
Calm down

>>716165686
Good luck with that virgin.

>>716166084
FIGHT ME NIGGER

>>716163081
3d.

>>716166084
Can u be any gayer? Posting generic popular movies and shows as reactions.
Fucking original m80

>>716166429
>being so new you don't even know what reaction pics are
Holy shit.

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>>716163081
the slutty trappy kind

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>>716163081
One with a vagina would be nice

>>716166556
Be a bigger newfag, I dare you

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>>716166429
>someones spending christmas alone

>>716166695
A bigger newfag than you? Not possible.

>>716166707
17 year old detected

>>716166826
>no u
K

>>716166566
Man face/10

>>716163081
I need to brag for a minute. I'm getting married on the 8th and my soon to be wife brings up how we should bring another woman into the mix. I of course say yes and now we have 3 threesomes lined up with 3 different women. Do dreams come true?

>>716165686

Bet you make fun of people who believe in Goid as well.

>mocks superstition
>wants virgin gf

Ho fuck.. tell me it isn't so anon.

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One that'll get my trash music taste

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>>716166875
you got it m80

any other inaccurate observations while you're acting like retarded?

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>>716166920
but 11/10 boipucci

>>716166961
No they don't. Your soon to be whore wife lied to you about the women. These so called threesomes are about to be with another dude. Enjoy that nigger looking you in the eyes while he back doors your bitch.

>>716166677

Wat, and why

>>716166897
Uhhh...
>>716166429
>>716166695

>>716163081
The kind with a penis.

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>>716167368
>mfw

>>716167492
When were you diagnosed with terminal autism?

>>716167593
Debilitating Austim

Does one of you guys have a Eliza image folder?

>>716164557
female to male? or are there girls naturally with that much testosterone?

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one exactly like this, personality and everything.

>>716167975

I mean, Mediterranean and Middle Eastern chicks are pretty hairy, but that looks unnatural.

There are girls who just naturally produce more testosterone than they should, too.

But yeah, it could also be that they're in transition.

>>716168071

Holy fuck, is that actually her?

Good fucking lord, much better than I expected.

>>716163081
a qt real one

>>716168181
you should of seen her a year ago, she was fat and ugly. Now shes cute af.

>>716165686
every girl who isnt ugly as FUCK (let alone cute) loses their virginity by 18. it's a cultural thing. good luck.

>>716168071

She SJW now though. I don't think it's worth any more.

>>716168271

That makes a lot more sense.

>>716168071
>>716168181
>>716168291
Who?

>>716168432
>filename

>>716168432

>Who

Her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw

>>716163081
Marky's kind. I still love you.

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4'5'' tall. Huge tits. 20-25 years old.

As for personality I guess being a bit into vide games and jp culture would be a plus.

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I want a gf that games with me and when we loose and get angry we hate fuck then eat a bowl of cereal.

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those skinny pale white "goth" girls that have amazing but pretty scary eyes, wear chokers and all black clothes, and listen to bladee
kinda hard to explain but if you know then you know
or just a qt azn with good fashion sense tbh

>>716163081
the kind who has no expectations of her boyfriend, no self respect and no self confidence. Basically she has to be so delusional she'd think of me as an amazing person. And she has to look OK.

>>716168586
???????

what the fuck is this shit

some grade fucking A mental illness right there

>>716163987
Kek

>>716169481
>a qt azn with good fashion sense
>asian
>fashion sense
>good

yeah...

>>716167233
Lol we handpick them off tinder

>>716169593

She mad it.

>>716168071

>>716169736

*made

>>716169258
Lol you're a faggot

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>cute german girl

how many muslims has she been gang raped by

>>716169782
yeah i know.

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this one

>>716169481

Pale goth asian, maybe a couple of subtle piercings and tattoos, petite, long hair - dark, maybe with a few streaks of color, thigh high socks, converse shoes, skirt, wool sweater, glasses, and cute as fuck. Good makeup sense, a couple bracelets/necklaces, choker, all dark clothes.

Just imagining it, I'm in love. Fucking hell.

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>>716169700
>:(

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>>716169736
what does that have to do with anything?

she's still fucking retarded

I thought the weaboo craze died out in 2006...? Are the gen y faggots coming into this shit now? (theyre about in high school now)

fuck.....i hate jap cartoons and weebs

>>716170081
you must not go on the internet often.

>>716169992
minus the streaks of color and glasses and replace the converses with air force ones and you just described my dream girl
thanks anon for making me feel even more lonely than i already was

>>716170055
oh fuck

an all black outfit with a black purse and black and white sneakers, black hair, black fashion accessories and black socks

10/10 fashion sense

how did she put that together? i guarantee you this will be a new fashion trend in the 60s!

>>716163081
A real one that actually cares about you.

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>>716163081
One with a penis

>>716170081


>what does that have to do with anything?

What are you fucking serious?

>>716170348
Sam is so hot, but also so diseased.

>>716170279

Hey man, I get it. Same here.

My area is mostly ghetto/wannabe ghetto whites, mexicans, and blacks. Very, very few Asians, and very, very few people who aren't into that ghetto bullshit lifestyle. Would love to leave, but I'm not very well off, and I got family to take care of.

>>716163081
one with a feminine penis

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>>716170283
why are you so mad newfriend
what's your idea of a good outfit?
also
>purse
lol

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>>716170413
i am. are you fucking illiterate?

>>716170348
Sauce?

>>716170529
damn man, sounds pretty painful
good luck n all that <3 do what u need to do bro

>>716170785

Oh sweet baby jesus

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>>716170785
pink and white? holy fuckkkk

anon she needs to be sent to italy ASAP

she is a fashion GENIUS

>purse lol

what? a shoulder bag =/= purse any more? fucking technical borderline faggot for giving a fuck about a technicality

i dont think you have enough testosterone for a woman, timmy

>>716170857

No, you just lack the ability to see patterns. It's actually good news, you're the furthest thing away from being autistic. Just a small chance of you having down syndrome.

>>716171152
rekt

>>716170981

Thanks dude. Just taking it day by day, trying to make it work with what I've got. I'm doing better than I was a few years ago, but things could always be better.

Hope things look up for you too, man.

>>716171047
i'll ask again, what's your idea of a good outfit? the way you're commenting on what i'm posting makes it seem like you're a stylist or something, which i can tell you're not
talk shit post fit

>>716171152
ur assuming i didnt know that bitch made the song

i just asked what fucking relevance it is for pointing out a picture of a weeb and saying, "SHE MADE DIS BRO"

like

fucking so what?

>>716164760
I wish Marky would come back on Christmas for a 3 year anniversary. She's like 18-19 now, right?

>>716171047

Hey, just because she's not breaking new ground doesn't mean she doesn't have fashion sense.

Her outfits look nice. That's all that's being said. Chill out a bit, dude.

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>>716171331
u can ask me anything you want anon

this is a free internet connection on my end

it doesnt mean ive gotta answer your faggot ass questions tho

10 gook dollars says youre middle aged, white, balding, and work at the local super market

thats the asian fever types

>>716171464

Someone asked who she was, I linked the song and said her. You replied to that post.

Let me know if you need me to draw you a map, you chromosome bandit.

>>716171732

>sperging this hard

Goddamn, what is this even

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>>716171732
>projecting this hard
you know nothing about fashion and it shows
stop posting

>>716171512
implying OP isn't Marky.

>>716168071
>>716168432
>>716168586
>>716169593
>>716169736

now who's the fucking chromosome bandit you faggot ass retard

>>716172014
i like that you skipped over this post:
>>716170413

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>>716163081
One who also has an appreciation for nature

>>716171314
progression is good, be proud of urself and keep going
you could be the most well off person in the world and still say "things could always be better", you just have to do what you need to do to make yourself and your loved ones happy

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>>716172014

You're pointing out the exact same shit I was talking about, and you think you have some sort of a high ground?

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>>716171918
thats not projecting lmao

just pointing out the stereotypical beta fucks that worship sideways pussy anon

one who i enjoy spending time with and isnt a complete idiot

The last half of this thread with you two arguing has been absolute fucking cancer.

>>716172258
im the one you replied to you fucking retard

good thing your hands are full of cocks otherwise you might be able to follow the chain of replies and see how fucking stupid you are

one that exists

yep

>>716172364
are you kidding me?

"WHAT KIND OF GF DO YOU WANT GUIS?"

this entire fucking threads pathetic

just like you faggot

ill keep shit posting with these beta fucks until it 404s

>>716172413

>im the one you replied to you fucking retard

I know you fucking moron.

Whatever you're trying to get across is clearly getting lost in your inability to express your thoughts. Are you saying you were the original poster of the Nyanners picture? Then why the fuck are you so fucking slow that you can't see the song wasn't directed at you to begin with.

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>>716172284
>"10 gook dollars says youre middle aged, white, balding, and work at the local super market"
>"not projecting"
hahahah

>>716172552

>This is a dumb thread
>I'm going to spend my spare time shitposting in it

I mean, I know that's all /b/ is nowadays, but christ dude, show a little sense

>>716171964
Kinda doubt it after those faggots destroyed everything.

>>716172575
haha nice redirect faggot

keep trying to pretend you werent arguing over the thing we were quite clearly arguing over and you see that youre a fucking retard and cant admit it so now ure just liberaling out

>>716172852

There are no Id's you fucking dumbass. Why would I assume that the person who linked the Nyanners picture would ask who Nyanners was, holy fucking shit anon.

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>>716163987
Right there with ya

This entire thread has become too much of a clusterfuck. I don't know who's arguing about what, and why they're fucking mad. I'm lost as fuck.

>>716172709
>I know that's all /b/ is nowadays

>show a little sense

>on /b/

you have no place to speak nigger

>>>>/out/

>>716173058

Yeah, I suppose I deserved that. Bullshit triggers me sometimes, is all.

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>>716173027
just start arguing too

nobody cares what your grievances are

>>716173027
So much this anon

>>716163081
Not fat.

Good sense of humor.
A girl who doesnt mind peeing all over me.
She should enjoy being rimmed too.
Must love being eaten out for hours.
Ample/large labia is a bonus.
Body shape/ass/boob size arent important.

>>716166961
Threesomes never acyually work out in a relationship setting.

>>716173179

I'll take a pass on that today. Tired and can't sleep, no energy, and waiting on the landlord to get off her ass and fix the water in the building so I can shower.

>>716173541
They do if everyone involved is honest about their feelings

>>716172728
there's no cure for 4chan. Pretty sure she's here, but never saying who she is.

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One that I can nibble her tits while tickling her feet.

I want mine back :,(

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>>716163081
A comfy one that's not a politically left oriented cuck.
prefers staying home over going outside.
rather slim than fat. (tall or not doesn't really matter)
Into something like cosplay, video games, anime or manga would be a plus but isn't necessary.
preferably white or asian.
Not an arrogant bitch.
Dick or not doesn't matter to me anymore, thanks /b/ and obama.
age i think 20-30.

think that would pretty much describe a dream wife to me.

>>716173923

That's a dangerous road to go down, dude. I'd say like 99% of the time, shit doesn't work.

>>716173987

fucking cute x2 combo, holy shit

Jewish, shy, and who shares my interests in technology, sci fi, and film.

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this.

>>716163081
I want a less bitchy, down to earth one

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Someone like her

>>716173687
The chances of 3 people all being completely honest about how they feel are extremely low. Somebody will lie because theybdont want the other person getting upset/angry

>>716173987
>Dick or not doesn't matter to me anymore
same
i hate my life

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Any chick who listens to Slayer and/or Pestilence

Cute girl with lively brown eyes.
Smaller than me.
Quirky, hard-working, funny, curious.
Can think and act for herself.
Wants to be a TEAM with me, rather than using me.

>>716163081
A cum-crazed slut my friends will slip me $100 to slip into when she's drunk without realizing she'd fuck em for free

>>716163081

ITT: cringe

This thread SUCKS.

GO HERE >>716174747

/THREAD

SAGE

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>>716175032

>stop looking at these hot women and come look at dudes

The one who is a girl and is a friend.

>pls

Nothing but cringe itt

sage

>>716168132
natural I dated a girl like that but with more armpit hair, beauty of irish decent, jet black hair and sapphire blue eyes turned up c cup titties and about 115 lbs of sex machine

>>716174788
if you hate your life because you think it's the case that dick or not doesn't matter to you it's probably not really true.
if dick or not really did not matter to you, you'd still be fine with your life.
It sounds like a "gf" with a dick would still feel kinda wrong to you and would not really make you as happy as a gf without a penis.

>>716175303
>im 12 and still cringe at everything

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Someone similar to her.