Bird thread anybody? Starting with a crazy one.

>>716143848
important thread

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i'll bump with my conure.

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>>716143848

This is relevant to my interest.

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I've a few gifs

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>>716143848
why aren't birds shot proof?

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>>716143991
What an asshole.

Why cant you have normal pets like regular people... I always walk by an apartment balcony with the birds in it caged while the other birds from the city fly around infront of it, it feels like its just been caged and had its freedom taken away

>>716144069
Nothing is a normal pet.
Nothing is meant to be a pet.

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Birds are swell.

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Even in the wild nature, females are taught to shut the fuck up. Same reason as in human world. Males don't want to hear them yak-yak-yak all the time.

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Did I hear this was a bird thread?

yyum yum

>>716144274
faggot.

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>>716144195
There's some folk wisdom, I think from Kyrgyzstan, that translates roughly as "the rooster will leave if the hen squawks too much." Fuckin' a right.

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Here's hunting with Golden Eagles in Mongolia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re644qgnCtw

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>>716144254
>>716144274
>>716144365
wow, first time I've seen a bird gore troll.

>>716143848
I've watched that for 15 minutes, why doesn't the bowl fill up with water?

Do you guys own birds?

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>>716144781
dark magic

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tweet tweet

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two birds with 1 in the bush

Has anyone got the webm of a guy eating out a chicken?

>>716145081
How does someone even enjoy hunting a bird that's been so selectively bred it couldn't run away if it tried?

>>716145230
its like shitposting, but with a weapon

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>>716145230
no, you dirty birdy

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What kinda bird is this?

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>>716145220
oh /b/

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what's going on in this thread?

tits ?!

>>716145444
What a waste of trips.

>>716145220
>>716142303

>>716145705
All I hear about pet owls is what bastards they are but there's quite a few nice gifs of them out there.

>>716144596
Gotta love this curious owl.

>>716144318
The thing even does a head fake as the dog is looking in its direction.

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>>716144035

stop trying to be edgy, no need to try so hard, this is a simple bird thread

>>716144169

Ornithological Carlton equivalent

>>716144819
Stop assigning genders and bird ownership on me.

>>716144149
Dogs are, its the only reason they exist.

bumping

a squirrel ate my budgie this summer :/ it was grody lol

was very chill bird

>>716147291
I was going to say women, but dogs are good too

>>716144513
Are those Jehovas witnesses?

>>716147291

Ever heard of retrievers? What do you think they were retrieving, manufacture tennis balls?

Rhodesian Ridgeback's were used for hunting lions. Ever heard of a pig dog, coon, squirrel, deer?

You best have been baiting… Because, you glorious winged faggot. I'm so very triggered right now.

>>716147291
selective breeding and stuff yeah?

>>716147462
>Ever heard of a pig dog, coon, squirrel, deer?
wat

>>716147563

People training / breeding dogs, to hunt various animals. That shortlist… It goes on.

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>>716146766
stay triggered m8

>>716147377
kek

>>716147462
yeah those are all domesticated animals bred to serve humans and be their pets, you fucking monger

>>716147896

To be their pets? No. They were bred, historically from wolves, to not bite, and to serve a purpose.

If you want to think that wild ass Africans, we're treating Rhodesian Ridgeback's as pets, then you should kill yourself ASAP.

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another crazy one

with a bird on his head

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>>716148044
you're gay and not smart

>>716147703
whoa what the fuck, lol??

Elmer's Glue™ is somehow made of horses??
Explain, pls.
(not that guy, obviously)

>>716148044
you cant be this dumb

>>716148064
please don't bully the RMS

>>716148120

And you're a euroslag.

>>716147462
>were
>used to
>historically

there is your problem

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>>716148201
Elmer's is a milk based glue I think, but glues used to be made of keratin, boil down the hooves and they become a sticky gel that'll dry into a good bond, which somehow ended up with a joke that the whole damn horse was used.

>>716148356
yeah.. he still have GNU/PTSD from being raped by a parrot once

ITT: Bird owners, and enthusiasts.
And First world nation residents, with delusions about dogs .

This was such a good bird thread, and then some fuckers started to argue about dogs..... Fuck off, idiots!

>>716148478
milk based as in casein, a protein found in milk that gets used as a plastic, is what I mean. I'm not sure if elmer's actually uses that one or something else.

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>>716148384
nope, I live in Maryland

>>716148478
Ah ok

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>>716148593

>>716148478
your mom is a milk based glue

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>>716148518

>>716149125

Knockoutball?

>>716143930
Had a ringneck just like this. They're all assholes.

>>716149254
idk, when I DLed it, that's what another Anon called it, and I thought it was funny, so I kept the name

Kinda like it's a retarded bird, so "birb" made sense, I guess. IDK

>>716143930
>da fuk u say bout me bish

>>716149359
>"birb"

Is a valid name on /b/.

>>716144513
Where is your god now?

>>716144922
Kek
U made my day anon

>>716145230
natural cheat code

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>>716150150
saved and renamed to "DankAss'Keet"

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>>716146658
>>716150549
What's the thing on their feet for?

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>>716151079
IDK, stop it from flying away?

I Binged this crap

Different types of birbs come to my window for no reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6-qhbJ3c8

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>>716151206

Bird screaming into cup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg

>>716144045
Got the same motherfucker here.

Hate him.

>>716144403
Googled "Asians sucking cock."
Was disappointed.

>>716151729
kek

>>716150140
>dinosaur

>>716143848
Here we are
Keep it
Save it
Until it vanishes

-they will never understand
-I don't know how close my next is but I will fight this as strong as I can

They are everywhere
More will come hopefully

V of V

>>716146658
Dem pupils.

>>716151910
that's not a bird?

>>716151651

That one made my day, ty anon.

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posting my idiot animal

>>716143991
NO BULLY

>>716152430
Does he have any toys? Looks boring in there for the little guy :(

i like birbos

>>716152514
I can totally see that bird just sitting there even with toys, like a fucking Jellenheimer, smiling with its head tilted like that, not doing anything at all all day

>>716151206
noice

>>716152543
I like dildos

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>>716152514
none in his cage but he only ever goes in there to sleep, he sits on his perch all day and that's covered in wooden toys that he loves to shred to peces

>>716152493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2c_KHuLUe7o

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>>716152722
although his favourite thing to do is to shred toilt rolls all day

>>716144169
This is parenthood in a nutshell

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>>716149802

>>716152819
I have a dog that literally EATS tissues and things.

like really goes at it, but legit EATS them, not just tearing them up.

He also used to flip stuffed animals inside out.
Like, purposefully, too. I mean he would rip a hole in them, pull out the stuffing, and then continue until it was completely inside-out, including the feet/arms. And then he'd never touch it again, because it was done. It was inside out as far as it would go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmlMQtMkywo

>>716149880
we had a double yellow headed amazon parrot at the pet store I used to work at. She loved neck scratches, and I loved breaking open pin feathers for her, so much fun.

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>>716145368
Those Asian carp are fun as fuck. As much as this will make me sound like a red neck, my brothers in law and i get drunk as fuck, grab the 12ga, and skeet shoot those mother fuckers.

>>716153144
oh fuck lol I read that wrong.

I thought you said "double-headed yellow"

Was gonna ask for more story on it; that sounded awesome

>>716143991
What a dick

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>>716151079
fashion

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>>716153290

https://youtu.be/MnmZKNQZbwI

>>716152745
nerdy cute girl gets the d

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

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>>716143970

>>716143991
DAMN IT LEROY

>>716153894
This is the face of a bird who will set the world on fire.

>>716144254
:(

>>716153894
black-headed caique?

no, wait, pineapple conure?

The amazing lyrebird mimicking children toy gun and other sounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZtoXIb7do

Marnie is the best parrot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB52iP2a_MY

>>716154173
I just posted a lyre bird!

>>716153866

>>716154305

I know you did, and so did I. Not the same, tho.

>>716144596
Never thought you would be allowed to get an owl like that. Are they expensive/hard to take care of..? How long do they normally live..?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97SUX0LEV68

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/08/30/cookie-cockatoo-believed-to-be-worlds-oldest-is-killed-at-83.html

>>716153166
Killing asian carp makes you an eco preservation warrior. Plus it sounds like fun to me desu.

This is a good thread, I like it, many gifs have been saved.

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>>716154507

That cockatoo could possible need a little of pic related..... but fukken lol'ed.

>>716151665
yummy

>>716154705
Sleep well, birdo :(

>>716150688
peruvian DJ

Why is it that the majority of parrot lovers in particular, are usually pretty weird?
My Ex, with whom i've been for the better part of 6.5 years, was always a bit, lets say special, but as soon as she bought the Parakeet, it was emphesized.
Is there any relation you think?

>>716154849
Gordon Ramsay has a youtube channel where he goes around the world and hunts/catches his own food and cooks it. Really cool videos, all about 10 mins long.

He went to iceland in one video and caught puffins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40VeD8YxiU

>>716154705
RIP in peace.

>>716144596
I think your god has autism

>>716155117
aww crows are so cute when theyr babes

>>716155023
You the real mvp valuable player

if I had a big house and time to spend with them, I'd get a pair of hyacinth macaws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybOpJcPcwnA

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>>716155231
>most valuable player valuable player

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>>716154164
How'd you know he was pineapple

>>716151729
LOOOL

>>716155384
I looked at a lot of conures before I got my blue-crowned conure, this one

>>716152430

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check em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMEccNLXcQc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I4Zq_eKekg

>>716155117

Sure?? Looks like a bat.

>>716155759
did it die

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>>716154775
Those fuckers are dangerous to people and wildlife. The vendetta started when a 15 pound piece of shit knocked my nephew out of our boat. Lots of people think hunters and fishers are just blood thirsty hicks. I've killed more fetal hogs and donated more fresh pork to homeless shelters than i can recall. Mother fuckers root up alligator nests, spread disease worse than rats, and fuck up the tree plantations. Wish the hippies would get the stick out of their asses and help out.

>>716156532
Feral*

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>>716155759
I made pic related like 6 years ago and for some reason it's still saved in my drive.

wtf i love birbs now

>>716156355
yus

also checkd

>>716156660
kekd

>>716146578
Crows are one of the smartest animals

>>716156355
the bird in the picture was CGI

>>716147372
Damn a squirrel? Must have been desperate for food.

>>716155366
Kekd and checkd

>>716154443
>>>>/an/

>>716154443
they have very very sharp claws, they will fuck u up

>>716143991
And don't forget. It's gotta look like an accident!

>>716145081
Wow. Those other turkeys have nerves of steel. They didn't even flinch.

>>716155117
what you have there is a baby dragon

>>716144274
these things are becoming a pest in london. as cute as they are, we need a few more dead ones. most cats are confused or terrified by them

>>716144365
he's pining for the fjords

>>716150150
Jaybird

>>716145230
you know that turkeys are wild animals, right? they even named a whisky after them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xd4kniHJqw

>>716158613
such cute

>>716150627
... i think it died

>>716151195
"Kowalski, do something! We are being filmed! Recruit, stop waving at them!"

>>716144365
such a shame

>>716143908pet that Birdy for me

>>716143888
important digits

Gustavo?

>>716144318
Ravens are smart little fuckers

>>716148608
Why do you know so much about glue?

>>716151079
when bird sits on your hand, you hold the ties, so if you move around or get in door/ car etc., if it starts acting up, it won't suddenly fly away or attack someone

>>716158182
kek

>>716155117
how is that a bird
it doesnt even fly

>>716164246
birds gotta learn to fly in the same way we learn to walk

>>716143908
He looks liek a sweet bird

>>716143930
Walks like Id imagine a tense/angry velociraptor would

>>716144035
Ignoring the ending, what a cute birb with such fluffy legs.

>>716144149
>humanity domesticate the wolf and created the dog over thousands of years of natural symbiosis between the two species
>not meant to be a pet

>>716156532
I heard all but the young ones taste like ass can you confirm?

Does anyone else know how to stop my green cheek conures from laying eggs?

>Have a conure for about 10 years now
>Always paired with a budgie, best of friends
>Family leaves cage outside and conure opens the gate, budgie escapes
>Decide to get a sexed female from a breeder
>Turns out both are female
>They do mating shit
>Both lay lesbian eggs

Fucking heathens, but yeah; any way to stop them? They just get pissy for about a month and a half, then eat/play soccer with their eggs.

>>716144596
That is beautiful