no reports on how he died

>>715920339
Looks like drug overdose

>>715920339
>*record scratch*

>"Yeah, that's me on the floor. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."

>>715920339
Maybe he fell from a height.

>>715920463
Looks like he hang himself

What's the story behind this picture?

>>715920339
Dat nigga just slipt on a ketchup packet

>>715920339
nerve gas, i can tell by the pixels

>>715920339
You can see Paw Prints he was obviously mauled by dog.

clearly nerve gas, probably sarin.

>>715920550
Hung you illiterate ape

>>715920561
Some celebrity singer was found dead after a party in this art gallery.

looks like eternal bleeding to me.

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>>715920339
whats with the pussy censoring?

>>715920561
Watch news.

>>715920620
No its hang.

he got 360noscoped

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>>715920339
He died well, Sovngarde awaits

>>715920620
doesn't look hung to me.

>>715920339
sneezed to death

>>715920561
He was a Turkish popstar. He went into a rage at an art gallery where he was being interviewed on television and shot himself.

>>715920620
It's actually "hanged". You're not one to talk about literacy...

>>715920550
lol'd

Weed overdose

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>>715920563
omg i'm dying
seriously lmfao right now

>>715920534
underrated

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>>715920339
Looks like Spanish flu

>>715920620
Technically it's "he hanged himself"
I know it looks wrong, but that's the correct English.

>>715920339
SPROING

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>>715920561
an allahu akbar thing, u know the usual muslim business

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>>715920339
Choked on kebab.
Don't scream Allahu Akbar and eat kebab at the same time ffs.

>>715920929
no reports on suicide

See those holes in the wall there, Ive seen that before, it was wall Pirranhas.

Theyre very rare but occasionally when walls are imported from south america on the cheap by unscrupulous property developers there are still a few wall pirranhas left in there (low qc standards in south american wall mines/factories). They then wait until some unlucky guy walks by, before bursting forth from their hiding spots and savagely attacking. Looks to me like they burrowed themselves into his body and are devoruing him slowly from the inside out.

Such a tragic and needless tragedy, when will people learn to only buy their walls from reputable sources...

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he saw a ketch packet on the floor, fear of the ketchup he did a 360 and walked away unfortantly.

>>715920561
*teleports behind you*
*shoots you in the back*
psh, nothing personallah, pal

>>715920339
I was confused about this for a while too, OP, because like you, I'm an unabashed moron. But then I had a look at the pixels in your image and if you look closely, you can see holes in his body with blood coming out. I was able to deduce from this obscure fact that he got fucking shot.

> He got shot to death OP

> He got shot

> So should u

have none of you even seen the video lol

>>715920339
He looks white so there wont be.

>>715921075
nope, wall pirranhas

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>>715920339

>>715920719
Sovngarde is for warriors, not art collecting singers

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>>715920339
Russian Ambassador killed by an assassin while visiting Turkey. Most likely a terrorist thing. Get ready for Papa Putin to unload a fat nuclear load all over Turkey.

>>715921037
Fukin cheater.

>>715921075
Nah bro those are not bullet hole fucking retard, those are holes from tiny meteors falling into our atmosphere.

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>>715920993
The gunholes are fake

>>715921204
>he thinks autocrats actually care when their underlings get killed
Lol. Russia is still swinging its dick around over sinking the Shillary campaign. They can stand to lose some face over a diplomat killed.

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>>715921204
Nuked over ambassador's death. Hmmm... I find this scenario statistically improbable.

>>715920339
It's pretty obvious. He was playing basketball and got hit in the head with the ball.

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>>715921186

>May you die with a sword in your hand

I'm pretty sure he got in. He din die in his sleep you know.

>>715920339
He saw this video
https://youtu.be/S8MXKdXl6Wk

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>omg leave Russia alooooooooooooooooneeeeeee!!!!!

whined and cried trump's retards.

>>715921140
Looks like they put that sign there after he slipped.

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Think it's this guy. The killer of the russian ambassador in Istanbul

>>715920339
Doesn't look like anything to me
>what door

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>>715921351
>>715921348
Hopes and Dreams anons, Hopes and Dreams.

>>715920463
He fell out of a airplane

>>715920686

real mvp

>>715920620
This

>>715920339
Looks like that nigga got blasted on nigga!

>>715921204
He's a hero
Saw something
Did something
While the security council continued fisting each other

FUCK YOU RUSSIA

>>715920339

Just like we all do. Lack of oxygen to the brain.

>>715922409
The bottom of the ambassadors shoes have sad faces on them

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>>715920339

>>715920561
No memeing this time.
A turkish member of the security forces shot a russian ambassador. Soeone was luck enough to capture a photo of him making a radical islamistic gesture (index finger of left hand pointed upwards).
Here:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/19/russian-ambassador-to-turkey-wounded-in-ankara-shooting-attack

He's been dead since 1 day before this post.

>>715920339
He didn't die. It's a permanent loss of consciousness exhibit.
Very moving piece.

>>715920561
>>715923953
Forgot to say that this is a photo of the policeman who was shot. Deserved it, fucking roach.

>>715923637
Lulz salty kebabattaturk scum :3

Salty u couldn't topple a country literally right fuckin next to you, with your US and Saudi wahabbi cocksucker butt buddies giving Syria the reach around the whole time

Too bad Russia kicked your jihad ass , so erdogans poor son in law can't resell stolen syrian crude that he buys from ISIS

>>715923953
actually the whole thing's on film. from several different angles. how have NONE of you seen at least 1 of the videos?

>>715924633
You assume I live in the Middle East and that I am Muslim.

I assume you are a cock sucking, brain dead American with an anal sphincter so loose from taking it up the ass that shit posts like this.

>>715923637

obvious bait is obvious
try harder

>>715925263
Bait?
How about a realistic appraisal of the situation?

>>715924997
I've seen the one where he's spewing his islamongoloid words

>>715925660
thats the music of a freed slave, you will probably never understand

WW III ?

>>715925900
its all ready here, your in it too only you dont know, its not between states its between free man an slaves who rule

>>715925900
the empire vs the barbarians.

>>715922409
>ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive

>>715924047
Can confirm. Am moved.

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>>715923791
lol
good one anon
good one

>>715920339
Looks like he got suicided.

>>715920339
>hmmm I wonder if the bullet-holes in the wall behind him had anything to do with it...

>>715920339
Is that the turkterrorist ?!.
Russia reacts quivkly as you see

>>715923637
Gtfo Muhammad

>>715920339
he released dank memes in a confined space

>>715928351
You are so funny
I love the way you craft a counter argument
Do you rock backwards and forwards when. you type things like this?
Do you drool?
Have you reached puberty yet?

>>715920339

people want to blame this on islam terrorists,but when's the last time you saw an islam terrorist dressed in a suit and tie and using a glock

>>715928942
I know right?! Muslims are peaceful. A Muslim would never commit a violent act

>>715928942
Canik TP9. He was an off duty Turkish police officer.

>>715923791
>>715927249
samefag

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>>715929136

its not the fact that if they are peaceful or not

its the fact you usually see them wearing turbans and holding ak 47's.this guy was wearing a suit and holding a handgun

>>715920339
He saw you mom naked and then drank bleach

>>715920339
Massive papercuts.
Horrible way to go.

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>>715920339
we may not know how he died, but we know why...

>>715920534
I chuckled

>>715920339
lead poisoning

>>715929136
Exactly! Everyone needs to refer to this thread for proof just so happens
>>715930364

>>715920463
Blm

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>>715921140
>>715922572
>>715927007
>>715932697

>>715920339
Kitney stonz, definately kitney stonz.

>>715920686
what was he shooting, i do not like that magazine failure. fucking unacceptable.

By chance does anyone have that Imouto Pillow Fight photoshop? Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry franchise?

he was eaten by a fish!

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>>715920339
>no reports on how he died
He was shot by Turkish security forces
>dead men can't tell tales

>>715934994
the magazine probably got hit by one of the million rounds in the wall there

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>>715922409
BUT ARE THE PAINTINGS OKAY ?!?

He knew one of Killary's secrets.

>>715922409
Who's are the glasses, I need a new pair.

>>715935547
clearly the dude who smacked the back of his head on the ground.

>>715935547
They look like faggot glasses though, so they probably fit you perfect.

>>715935677
I dropped my glasses, I can't see without my glasses.

>>715931374


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>>715935755
Who told you I was gay, good guess~

i bet he bumped his head against the wall
when he was eating spaghetti

>>715920339
Eternal bleeding

>>715920339
He is in the famous illumanati pose "the hanged man" google it. I think it was arranged that way. I am not tinfoiling here, saying they did it or anything, but there is no way he died with his leg behind him like that, and his arms in the exact gesture like that.

>>715920339
He was shot by the swat/police

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>>715920339
r.i.p james bond

>>715920339
He died until he died to death

>>715936413
No its called "Pittura infamante".

>>715935339
yea good point

>>715920339
Fucking hero. A real martyr. Showed ultranational and imperialistic Russia who's boss and that their warmongering will have dire consequences.

Fuck Russia, fuck Putin. Death to all of them.

>>715920339
His knee has been playing up a few weeks before. I guess it was something to do with that.

>>715936015
you're about three hours late>>715920677

>>715933819
Best post

>>715934718
cancer
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>>715920929
I cant stop laughing at that pictue

>>715921130
I knew he was shot but didn't know there was a video
whats the link

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>>715939845

>>715920929
Pretty sure it was secular thing this time, rebel salty about Aleppo being lost and such.

He's not black. Doesn't matter.

>>715920993
>wall mines
I was able to stifle my laughter until then.