Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>715891904
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
>>715904175
B10
Clammed
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>3 threads up.
This community became a predictable circus.
Always repeating itself.
>>715904094
Maybe, depends how your stomach handles metal.
And no plan quite yet, but soon.
still here
Clammed
2000s nolstagia is best nolstagia
>>715904294
>assumptions
I SUMMON MYSELF! and my wife.
>>715904249
>>715904094
>b10
What did he mean by this?
I am doing nothing currently. Just being kinda bored.
~Shiro
Claim
Good morning waifu
>>715904274
Good morning Sono!
>>715904529
chara
Hot lesbian Dragonewt girl is claimed
>female friend said she'd feel uncomfortable if I confessed my love for a fictional character
Ignorant 3Ds.
>>715904317
You said you had a plan! I'm thinking maybe something but I don't know.
>>715904349
Nice pun
>>715904433
I meant it as in, you made the thread first. I'm same except tired. Might sleep soon.
>>715904529
how come sono gets a special good morning?
>>715904079
So would I. And after the night is over and we've thoroughly exhausted ourselves, we'd peacefully fall asleep, cradled in each others arms.
>>715904529
Its 6:30 AM
too early.
>>715904570
smug, good morning! How are you?
>>715904659
Morning Hanako. How are you?
>>715904575
Never saw her before, from what show is she?
>>715904641
because I want to talk with him and have some questions for him. When other people greet me, I usually make up questions and conversation topics on the go.
>>715904696
It's 12:30 am here
Just right!
>>715904529
G-good moring, Chara ^^
Chara did not say "Good morning" to me. I feel insulted.
>>715904659
I bet it would be the most refreshing sleep ive had in a long time
>>715904717
fine just playing a board game on tts
>>715904717
Morning Chara. I'm doing well, how about yourself?
>>715904588
Ah, okay.
I'm actually watching a little bit of YouTube right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0CvLtsy4Ck
And if you need sleep, sleep!
Boring thread full of boring people.
>>715904781
Good Morning, Daddy
>>715904717
6:40 AM too early
>>715904841
Am I boring too, Chen?
>>715904890
Insecurities are a turnoff.
>>715904778
How are you holding up with your in laws? I hope it's not too bad
>>715904781
Good morning u little piece of Flan!
>>715904782
don't forget to tableflip if you win or loose...
Also play the game Secret Hitler. It's hillarious
>>715904795
Great, woke up, showered and am now sitting here comfortable with cats around me
>>715904879
too lewd meiling, too l-lewd!
When is it not too early for you?
>>715904717
Monster musume no iru Nichijou, she's a cross dressing lesbian who attempts to forcefully sleep with main female Miia, and repetitively tries to seduce reptile girls in the name of "friendship"
Shitty hugbox thread lmao.
>>715904879
Fellow EST fag
I'm just gonna stay up all day and sleep at 9
>>715904841
You really think I am boring? I cause little drama sometimes.
>>715904879
Hey. Is it morning tho? It has been morning since 4 am for me.
>>715904942
I will cut you!
>>715904937
I'm just curious to know, I'm quite confident in myself.
>>715904942
It's horrible! I keep shaking when I'm typing! I'm so nervous....
>>715904942
i wont and yeah secret hitler is a blast
I'm boring to though so I know what I'm talking about.
Autist enjoy repetition
>>715904999
>You really think I am boring? I cause little drama sometimes
>little drama
How many layers of drama are you on?
LMAO.
What you do, is not called drama, is called being cancer
>>715905005
Probably.
>>715904841
yes
>>715904808
Yeah I think I'm done. No shinies to report today. I'll just be jetting on out of here.
>6 hours 40 minutes.
Yeah I'll pass on that for now. Looks somewhat interesting. Can't tell what that run is specifying.
>>715904782
Not to mention waking up to the sight of your beautiful face in the morning...it would be the best start to my day.
>>715904942
Damn i'm jealous. I miss having a cat.
>>715904588
Tel me tell me tell me!
>>715904943
hah, great, I like her already. But I don't like monster musume, so...
welcome to waifu!
>>715904999
trips confirm Flan will cut me!
P-please be gentle!
>>715905005
I'm pretty sure that's not healthy. Aren't you allowed to lock your room or something?
Did you have a bad experience with your in laws? Tell me a bit about them. Or tell me about you if you don't want to talk about them
>>715905027
Some friends of mine have that game irl and sometimes we play it.
I have an amazing win ratio.
Once become the cancelour as Hitler
>>715905167
Two cats aroudn me is all fun and games unt n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n
...
they decide to walk over my keyboard like that
>>715905205
a cute
>>715905139
What's up your ass, faggot?
>>715905139
Exactly. But being cancer is fun in a way. Plus really man, I have never done shit yet, just annoy people.
>>715905235
Why would I be gentle to someone so cute?
I'm a stupid fucking nigger
>>715905139
Silly Chen c:
>>715905235
Ahh, no, I have to go, they're bothering me right now. I don't think I'm going to post today. Bye, Chara <3
>>715905235
Thanks for the welcome and yeah most of the girls in monster musume annoy me but not my dear Draco, she is perfect
I have come to witness the moment when cancerous anons are popular are oldfags are ignored.
Ah. So beautiful.
>>715905167
well we wouldnt be tired then also
>>715905235
yeah we have a printed set and ive done pretty good only played a few rounds and lost my fascist game because friends are idiots when putting stuff down
>>715905303
Yo fuck off, always trying to impersonate me. I don't even have ego or reputation to ruin faggot.
>>715905166
His weapons are changing every 10 milliseconds to any random weapon in the game, gravelorded makes enemies harder, aggressive makes regular enemies notice you sooner and obviously, act more aggressive.
>>715904942
Well I need to be lewd for Daddy!
When its sunlight
>>715905265
Just being amused people care so much about me that they are impersonating me, lmao
>>715905284
Wow. This community really went downhill.
If you consider yourself a drama creator, you care too much.
>>715905284
because we can be cute together?
>>715905311
god damn. Bye bye then and good luck
>>715905317
Huh, she really looks like a boy in that pic. Yup, I like her
>>715905339
hah, I know that one.
Although one of those people is such a wild card, that no one is trusting him. He's such a wild card sometimes he sells out his fascist brothers and no one believes him.
It's glorious really
>>715905383
Then it's morning here.
>>715905353
>>715905303
>yo
Itt fags who can't even impersonate me right JESUS CHRIST
>>715905235
Nope.
>>715905422
I do? I did say I create small drama but I didn't actually mean it dud. And I am sure that every community becomes shit as soon as people like me join. It's just how it always went.
>>715905444
>nice trips
No, I am the only one!
>>715905468
I was defending you post ironically jeez chen learn to take a compliment. Xoxo.
>>715905205
Well shit I don't know. I'm too tired to think right now
>>715905422
https://youtu.be/-sEC3HZW1iM
>>715905377
That actually sounds a lot of fun
>>715905444
She really does but the very next scene had this
>>715905549
Stop taking yourself so seriously.
>>715905444
yeah those games can get pretty cluster fucky
>>715905572
I love my fans :3
peaaace peaaace you dull maggot lmao
Boring People
>>715905630
no. fuck off. my life. you can't do shit.
>>715905532
a makoto?
>>715905549
I will fite you over that title! I'm the cute!
>>715905583
kek, that's nice
>>715905648
I love it. I remember when I played cards against humanity with other people. It was funny as hell.
>>715905235
They just want to talk too.
>>715905339
You're right, maybe even take it to the shower~. Also L-lewd.
>>715905670
Xoxo bae. I'd let you fuck me if I were gay or a chick
>>715905675
Don't impersonate my gf.
>>715905579
And I'm not? I was drunk dammit!
>>715905737
Yep!
>>715905630
>caring this much about what others think of themselves on the internet
Boring Person
>>715905675
>>715905737
Oi! Fuck off mate! I am the cutest!
>>715905737
As stated she's a cross dresser, lesbian who wants to kill the main character for keeping her away from the girl she wants to make her bride
>>715905579
Also includes his left handed weapon, so blocking isn't really a factor.
>>715905737
another fun game
>>715905745
oh i wouldnt mind cleaning you up and thats the point
>>715905714
>fuck off
No need to get triggered. Did my words hurt you through the monitor?
You are Chara level of cancer and pitiable.
>>715905799
>>715905754
>caring so much
lit af bois
Maybe you'll grow out of it sooner or later
>>715905745
when they walked all over me during the morning and woke me up by being the cutest thing in history and constantly bumping their head on my head and then licking my nose...
okay, yeah I guess they just want to talk
>>715905765
a cute Makoto!
>>715905799
wait a fucking minute, that guy is already a meme? God damn that was fast
>>715905827
but why would she fuck up someone elses relationship?
>>715905895
yeah, i think that's all of the strange funny ones I played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwkTeKtOhnQ
>>715905904
I wont, bae.
>>715905930
i started watching that channel last night some silly clips
>>715905930
There was a video like pic related on youtube but it got taken down.
>>715905904
>caring so much that you think i care at all
How dull.
>>715905904
You think cancer like me gets triggered? I just want to smoke weed wid u.
>>715905904
>>715905765
But you work night shifts! You are used to this late hour. I was having to wake up at 6 for school for months.
Just sleep if you are tired? Oh shit. That's a good idea right there.
>>715905854
2 handed it is
I'm going sleep for real now. Night people.
>>715905930
Am not!
>>715906032
SPOOKI BOOKI!
>>715906056
Sleep sounds good, but I gotta stay up another few hours at the least.
Night squid!
>>715906056
Sleep well squid.
>>715906020
>feels he need to say that he doesn't care
>doesn't use a picture because he is afraid his reputation will be affected
>is not original
Come when you get original.
>>715906005
oh, you too? For some reason it was in my recommended videos and I thought, yeah why not watch it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the worst reload ones
>>715906020
ohohoho, holy shit that was FAST!
>>715906107
just sshut and watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRm-BSukPds
>>715905815
can't be more cute than me!
>>715906107
Makoto! At work, I assume?
>>715905930
Cause Miia spent all of a day complaining about how MC McDouche has multiple girls after him and how she didn't stand a chance, not to mention that she found her at the aquarium after McDouche forgot about her and was focusing on mermaid girl when they were supposed to be on a date
>>715906181
the extended mags in the shotgun got me
>>715906142
>cares so much to come on everyday and tell us how boring we are
>always use the same responses
>says that I'm not using a picture because of my reputation
>preceeds to post with no pic
When do YOU get original?
>>715906181
You sure? Because I think we are both equally cute at this point.
>>715906193
Fave Drunk!
>>715906302
Don't stop posting these. I am in fucking love with the meme.
>>715906056
Goodnight Clam!
>>715906032
Hi Suika!
>>715906181
What in the fuck...
>>715906193
Nope, at home freezing my ass off and flirting with a cute. I was also drunk earlier, you missed it.
Hi! Just checking in extremely briefly!
>>715905895
i would very much enjoy lathering soap all over your cute body.
>>715905930
My god that is fucking adorable.
>>715906233
Oh yeah, I remember the MC being a total fucktard
>>715906245
He just keeps on pulling that mag out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBVtU_w-lSk
>>715906334
Then, how can we decide who deserve the title "the cutest of waifu"?
>>715906393
exactly! It's hillarious.
Here, the one tomoko meant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puzuqS1D2Lc
>>715906436
and they're ruthless with the head bumping! Sometimes I wonder if it hurts them since they bump with full power
>>715906181
>10/10
O/k/ay
>>715906473
We don't. So things need to stay undecided sometimes.
>>715906404
well hi
>>715906436
dont miss a single spot and that picture is extremely lewd like really lewd
>>715906473
yeah its fucking great
>>715906334
Yeah, but trying to quit.
>>715906366
Hi Shiro!
>>715906393
You a cute when drunk. Gotta take ambien later tonight, so you may get to enjoy that.
>>715906473
Hey, that seems totally legit.
>>715906541
You've never even seen me drunk, you can't prove I was cute at all!
I'm going to kill you all
>>715906541
YAY! Quitting drinking is probably hard. Hang in there!
>>715906473
He is a royal douche, "oh I am in this date with snekgirl, totally gonna focus on day fish doe" it's no wonder Draco hates MC when she fell for Miia on first sight and he barely pays her attention
Check em
>>715906523
And it ended in aporia!
I'm fine with that
>>715906533
just wish he had much more videos, but I subscribed for him.
>>715906576
he only makes LEGIT shit
like a glock
just...
bigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8WXWL_eZH0
>>715906591
I'm a russian ambassador!
>>715906625
really no wonder
>>715906626
Zzz
>>715906671
yeah but i mean if they do make more ill watch
>>715906671
No, you're dead.
>>715906671
But wouldn't it make sense for me to be the Russian ambassador?
>>715906541
Whatcha doing?
>>715906705
you're not the only one who will watch his videos then
>>715906706
fucking finally
>>715906739
no, you're an european chick in a castle.
This must be the cringiest video on the internet right now
https://youtu.be/kcCHYLIRayk
>>715906874
God dammit.
>>715906821
I've got today off, so I'm studying Japanese, playing a little vidya, and then going to the gym.
You?
>>715906874
Dem big thighs.
>>715906473
They love you so much they're willing to hurt themselves to show it.
>>715906533
Oh i won't, i will be very thorough. I only give the best lewds to you~.
>>715906940
maybe next time!
>>715906941
jelly?
>>715906946
hopefully not too much, I don't want them to get hurt.
Can we get some lewds in here? I want to sleep
>Ika
>>715906874
cool you may alert me if i miss it then
>>715906946
I imagine that you would do more then clean. i shall save them in a special place then and panties with bow ties are cute
>>715906671
Legit as fuck m8.
>>715907145
If I don't forget, sure
>>715907202
Not as legit as your cuteness
>>715906941
I should actually be leaving to school now, so that's what I'm doing.
Make sure you have a great day today! See ya later.
>>715907054
They probably are.
>>715907244
But that's not legit at all!
Aaaaand I'm too cold. Time for me to lay down!
>>715907104
Does drinking Japanese Whiskey while watching anime make me a weeb?
>>715907054
I'm sure they'll be fine, it probably hurts you more than them.
>>715907145
Of course, standing before your naked body in the shower, i wouldn't be able to restrain myself. Totally cute. Well Tomoko my love, i must get to bed now. I hope i was able to satisfy you tonight.
Hallo
>Trist claim
Bulehh
>>715907821
sounds amazing and you have given my the sweet talking you promised and more. goodnight hanako
>>715907872
OMG FAVORITE PET!
>>715907268
I'll try, thanks, you too!
>>715907999
fk you faggot stole trips
>>715907999
Hello Suika...ples not here
>>715907928
Don't worry, there's plenty more coming your way. Goodnight Tomoko.
>>715906874
I'm heading to bed now. goodnight Chara.
>>715908607
NO DONG NO IM ALRWADY IN BED!
>>715908671
i wanna cum on your butt and thighs
>>715908607
Crab rengoon. Waddup
>>715908671
Whaaaaa
>>715908780
Print screen and go at it
>>715908671
Ah, already in a perfect position to be donged, then :^)
>>715908916
Not too much my man, just woke up a few minutes ago. Got work in an hour. You?
>>715908916
i wanna cum on your ears and goggles
>>715909154
I want to cum inside rainbow dash.
>>715908607
I wanna cum in her flute
>>715909252
I wanna cum in u
>>715909275
It's a recorder
>>715909321
Blasphemy.
>>715908780
Lewd.
>>715908916
Ayyyy little neck. Wassup?
>>715909121
PLA NO DONG SPARE ME! I ONLY GOT MILDLY DRUNK!
>>715909333
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LGm_lCNbEdc
>>715909388
can i?
>>715909388
Oh wow, you must've got p drunk.
>>715909121
I have a test in an hour. It's cold and I feel very lazy. Best of luck to the both of us
>>715909154
Dood wot? Are you doing well?
>>715909388
The greatest neck in the world. Everything's good famalam
>>715909612
I mean, what am I gunna do? Reach through the screen and stop you?
>>715909671
It was a challenge to walk, but I managed.
>>715909681
i want u to suck my peepee
>>715909479
That title is wrong too
>>715909681
Good luck man
What's the test in?
>>715909388
Oh now you're just asking to get donged
>>715909743
*fucks ur ass rly hard a cums on your cute butt*
rub my peepee between your thighs
>>715909681
B-but ... why can't I bully?
>>715909840
Fucking image please
>>715909840
I mean, yeah, it's not technically a remix
>>715909853
I didn't mean to make you sad....fine you can call me a pet. :^ )
I'll be back in two hours. Test is half hour away
>>715909681
Nice, nice. Anything new been happening?
>>715909840
It was with the good mead though!
>>715909983
Good luck little neck.
>>715910052
senpoo why didnt u reply?
can u rub my dick between your thighs?
>>715909983
*cums*
>>715909983
Good luck on your test!
>>715909840
Physics II
- wave optics and quantum physics
>>715910447
Man, that just sounds like fun
But good luck anyhow
>>715910052
And now it'll be with the good dong
What's the issue?
>>715910447
Copenhagen did nothing wrong. Well, except for gravity. GL.
>>715910598
DONG PLS NO IS THE ISSUE!
i love u Makoto anon
Yoko claimed
Heyo!
I just realized that this guy looks like a more mature version of eyebrow-kun.
>Flan
>>715911710
Holy fuck he does.
Thats where he went on vacation to :^)
>>715911429
Miku's so cute
I just wanna kiss her
*record scratch*
"Yeah, that's me on the floor. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."
I love this the most.
>Flan
>>715911949
Oh, he went on vacation to Turkey?
>>715911710
who is that and what is this meme?
>>715912442
He assassinated the Russian ambassador to Turkey. The shooting was recorded live and has become a semi-meme.
>>715912442
what >>715912520 said
And hi Yoko.
>>715912580
a66.gif
Hah gay
>>715910757
That's a nice image but it only serves to further activate my almonds
>>715912647
I was about to say "IT WONT BE WHEN YOU SEE IT" but hiroshimoot made the file size to 2 Mb max...
カラミチーマス
>>715912683
THE PILLOWS SAY NO, DONG! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?!
>>715912738
My plan was unfruitful and ulterior motive uncovered
>>715912865
The pillows might say no, but the dong says yes
Kiss me good night, Daddy.
>>715913191
You like kisses a lot heh?
Nini.
>>715913191
No pic of Flan kissing Mei, but here.
*kiss*
>>715913191
g'night son
>>715912940
^^^^^^^^^
McDonalds for dinner and for breakfast
Someone kill me before I kill myself
>>715914865
I wish I had that life.
>>715914996
Why? It's pretty bad for your health, and the magic of McDonalds for me is partially in rarely eating from it desu.
>>715915085
I can list a few reasons:
I don't get fat from anything.
I love the taste.
I want to die faster anyways.
I am serious about dying. I hate a gun to head or noose but a slow death by bad food and smoking is better.
It's cheap here.
>>715914996
It's not good, pretty much exactly what >>715915085 says
Although I hadn't had it for a long time before this and I'm definitely not eating any more for a while