Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>715904175
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
I SUMMON MYSELF! and my depression.
カラミチーマス
>>715915202
>I don't get fat from anything.
Same, but fat isn't the only problem with fast food and even if you look like a skelton on the outside your veins might get fucked.
>>715916653
That is one of the reasons I eat it. Nobody wants me so far in life. So I kind of give in to my suicidal thoughts and do self-harm even if it's not cutting, just eating bad and smoking.
Gotta love YouTube's new ad policy where you can't skip any ads. Now I'll have to watch through every cringey YouTube Red Special's commercials.
>>715916905
Get adblocker.
>>715916984
I'm getting it right now.
>>715917149
Kill all ads with the power of the almighty adblocker!!!
>>715916905
On mobile, you can skip ads.
/waifu/ is ded. hehe.
>>715918114
Some of them. There are unskippable ads too
I think I may need hospital.
>>715922620
What did you do now, .5
>>715922869
Couldnt sleep from the jaw pain. And you wish I was .5.
I've seen a pic of a white-blue-ish girl in christmas style doing karaoke (Maybe from brs I think) but I can't find it now. It was often used as start-post in waifu claimiing threads. Does anyone have it?
Not actually here.
>>715924117
>>715923166
Neat.
Why should i wish if you already are?
>>715923590
>
>>715924345
Because Im not. Never signed the contract, never made a deal.
>fever of 38C
Yeah. I need the hospital.
>>715924345
Thanks /b/ro!
I am awake
I suppose this is just a "cozy" kind of day :^)
>>715925936
Yeah man.
>>715926101
What have you been up to, flanno?
Failed my road test, I might actually be retarded.
Time to go kms
>>715926306
Masturbation and chill.
>>715926420
:ok_hand:
>>715926490
s p i c y
>>715926775
THIS IS THE DFC POLICE!
YOU'VE BEEN ARRESTED FOR POSTING A BIMBO
>but I'll let you off the hook if you post best pic
>>715927012
How about no
>>715927175
Thank you, citizen of /waifu/, you may proceed
>>715927012
>>715927442
Shut it drunk bote
>>715927442
Make /waifu/ great again!
Hello people
>>715927524
wow rude.
Go to the hospital already
>>715927575
M/W/GA
>>715927477
RIP Mai.
Mai's dead. He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the persona he was anon-waifuing with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chen, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that waifu or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
He wasn't thinking. He was NEVER EVER THINKING. He's the same autistic moron who wasted dubs just to yell in a random thread "make /b/ great again" without further explanation. Mai had aspergers like every other shitposting primitive.
He was an Austalian(mongoloid) piece of shit who was seeking attention. He was too lazy to finish his OC projects and stay the fuck in /int/ where he belonged.
If he truly wanted to make /b/ great again then he would have started with /s/fur, then trap threads, then those dirty scummy YLYL then cringe threads and then finally go for /waifu/ and hope the elites dont maul you and rip you off.
He would have been much better off trying to ally with the spidey poster against loli threads. /b/ didn't give a shit themselves and would have enjoyed kicking lolis ass.
If anything he should have been happy just with claiming. What the hell was he thinking about intercepting /waifu/? /waifu/ was a trap all along. /b/ gets touchy when you steal anime from it.
>>715928130
I need someone to take me, its 5:30 am
>>715928664
File name kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7CYxxGVI9g
>>715928767
He will be forever in my heart.
God tier waifu coming through.
>>715928889
Takao is cuter.
>>715928888
Wasted quads, fucking waifu claiming fags
Atago best gril
>>715928824
https://youtu.be/gMuV4Vb2Mww
Wait, Mai left? What cunt made him do that?
>spamming the thread
Just stop.
Just fucking stop...
What are you doing with your life? Sitting all day on your computer getting triggered at things people post online with Cheetos dust on your shirt.
You're sick, you fucking disgust me.
Every time I see one of your posts it gives me cancer.
You're nothing to me.
>X is dead meme
Hilarious and original. You deserve to run /r9k/ with your originality. You're so hilarious.
Just fucking stop.
This is the cringiest thing I've ever seen
>>715929209
Nothing, he left after completing 1 year of shitposting here.
>>715929249
You actually wrote that? That's pretty autistic.
>>715929305
Well.. R.I.P.
I hope that is the Mai I am thinking about. The only Mai I know.
>>715929359
You sure told me.
Post mai's farewell i want a good kek
>>715929137
Not a big fan of that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EF_9opSb7I
>>715929554
He made a post 2 days before leaving saying that he wanted to leave but soon he would make 1 year of claiming Mai here.
Then on that day he left with a simple "Bye" and his usual claiming pic.
>>715929563
This kills the man
>>715929710
That is actually kind of sad.
>>715928940
Heck u >:(
Shiro claimed.
Is there really no one here?
stop spamming my waifu.
i know she's cute af but pls don't
>>715930175
do you have proper lewd too or just this almost lewd stuff?
>>715930246
>>715917149
why no dva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigesnHy5hI