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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715873957
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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>>715890976
Lightwieght I take it?
>>715891021
Beer here rarely exceeds 6%, so...
>>715891472
Night mang, talk to you later!
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Ill delete mine then
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Meiling claimed!
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>>715891932
Guess who just had an interracial MFF threesome? And his wife enjoyed it.
Also hello every one
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>>715892083
Not you?
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>>715892083
"Enjoyed"
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still here
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>>715892172
Im sorry the cpreect answer was in fact me
>>715892246
She surprised me tbh. I was really worried about her going in but she let herslef go and we all had a good time.
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>>715892320
[x] Doubt
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>>715892395
>implying doubt from a jew is trustworthy
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Hello all.
>>715892274
Hey there beautiful~.
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>>715892172
Mi Liu please. Stop trying to be Chen.
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>>715892320
Its MMF threesome because ur wife is trans
>>715892470
>implying jews are ever trustworthy
Good goy
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Claimu
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>>715892611
Stop spending so much time in trap threads abd maybe you wont be so paranoid.
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Rumia claimed
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>>715892763
I don't spend any time in trap threads.
Just because you do it doesn't mean everyone does.
Maybe spend your time reading English books instead and your grammar will get better.
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>>715892983
>He says with a paragraph full of gramtical errors.
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>>715893070
>he says failing at spelling grammatical
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>>715887372
>Flandre
Mundane my dude. Your's?
>>715888040
>yuuki
That is me. What up
>>715889856
>kitty-bunny
But. Goodnight
Okay I'm done with the game for now. I got to anor londo and giants are ass if you don't have a club
>>715892476
No u
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>>715892476
hi there Hanako. I believe I was promised a sweet talking
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>>715893145
>Falling for the obvious b8
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>>715893267
>uh... I was j-just pretending to be retarded!
Could've fooled me
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>>715893203
Hey smug
>>715892476
Hello bacon
>>715892274
Heyo still there
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>>715893353
>Posting predictable responses.
You have followed the path i set before you just like a good little idiot
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>>715893370
Tali. What up?
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Why is there so much hate in thread?
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>>715893576
They must defend their waifu's honor.
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>>715893452
>you have followed the path i set before you just like a good little idiot
You sure told me.
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>>715893576
It's not a fucking hugbox, faggot
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>>715893498
Had that 3 way tonight so kinda tired
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>>715893694
If you did you would be asleep right now.
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>>715893370
hi
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>>715893650
Well technically you told me what i wanted to hear.
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>>715893689
Im well aware its not a hugbox. But its 2 shitposters trying to flex their damage control.
>>715893648
They arent even posting waifus
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>>715893749
Nah, it was about 2 or 3 hours ago. We did it, watched supernatural, and took a little nap
>>715893750
Whats up buttercup
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>>715893211
Of course, you little cutie. How was your day?
>>715893370
Tali.
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>>715893925
nothing just sitting here and playing world of tanks
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>>715893576
Idk
>>715893694
Kinda? Wew
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>>715893768
Not only is your grammar despicable, but you somehow make sure to act as stupid as possible.
>>715893925
Best five minutes of your life?
Or best three?
Anyways your wife is a huuuuge slut.
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>>715893960
long day today was up early too. I even took a nap just to be here. how about you?
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Who needs to sit up straight, not I!
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>3 way
Good job that you used both hands, Tali.
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>>715893576
It's that time of day i suppose.
>>715893370
Hey what about me?!
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>>715894118
yeah you need to bend over bby
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>>715893960
You stop being so cute/perfect
>>715893969
Is it any fun? And do ypu have to pay to be good?
>>715894031
Hey i have weirdly good sexual stamina. Its kinda one of the resons we brought in another woman in the first place. I'd wear her out and still want more.
>>715894136
Heyo Nui
>>715894059
If all you can go is 5 min, I feel for you, son
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>>715894124
tail has 3 hands?
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>>715894059
>expecting correct grammar and intelligent conversation on a korean basket weaving board
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>>715894136
Still dont know why. No reason for it.
>>715894031
You should know
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>>715894365
>meme response
I'm going to have to go to the burn ward after this one, anon.
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>>715894446
Maybe also get them to remove the stick from your anus?
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>>715894219
Lewd, no.
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>>715894559
Wow, you sure told me.
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>>715894096
Did you do the Christmas thing again? I got up somewhat early...before going back to sleep 30 minutes later. Overall a boring day. But that's changed now that i'm here with you.
>>715894280
Sorry i can't help it~. It sounds like you had a pretty good day today.
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>>715894280
You doing well today?
>>715894388
People like to do things for no reason, even get in a fight on the internet it seems.
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>>715894621
I'll gangnang u~
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>>715894700
Double lewd, no!
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>>715894280
Your libido is really high dude haha. But she's okay with another woman with you? Fucking hell dude
>>715894388
I don't. Haven't been paying attention
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
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>>715894640
C'mon, it's no fun if you just repeat the same thing over and over.
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>>715894280
depends if you are into grinding and willing to learn a few mechanics. No you can grind to whatever tank you desire and the buy with money tanks have restrictions but you can grind to that specific tank or something close to it
>>715894649
Yeah today was the last day its done. Well good I like to spend time with you too
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>>715894794
Was trying to make you happy.
Autists enjoy repetition.
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>>715894649
Well a good evening the day was pretty shitty tbh.
>>715894697
Shitty day at work followed by threesome sex at home.
>>715894791
Yeah shes fine with it as long as she gets to be involved apparently, and it has been since i hit puberty. I used to fap 4-10 times daily.
>goodnight
>>715894895
Hmm, doesn't sound like my cup of tea, but have fun
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>>715894933
By that logic you'd be the autist tho.
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>>715895060
Forgot pic
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>>715895092
Autists enjoy repetition
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>>715894791
Talis "wife" is literally an escort
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>>715895244
Nice feet
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I SUMMON MYSELF! and my waifu
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Goodnight all
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I'm bored
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>>715895369
Hi bored, I am dad.
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>>715895060
Not sure what to say to that, last part should make up for it though.
Sorry and congrats i suppose.
>>715895369
Do something!
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>>715894791
G'night Shinoa.
>>715894895
Hard to believe Christmas is already less than a week away. That makes me happy to hear that.
>>715895060
Well better to have a shitty day that ends good than vice versa.
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>>715895369
play something
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>>715895369
Is this a Jojo reference?
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>>715895441
Daddy?
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>>715895605
Wait, you actually wanna do this? D:<
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>>715895563
its not too hard to believe. Time just goes. Im a little cold right now
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>>715895684
Daddy?
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>>715895984
No lewding you waifu unless you are making offerings to Dio.
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>>715895718
How about i come over and keep you warm~.
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>>715896082
Not even to you, Daddy?
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illya claimed
>>715895718
i love the cold i like walking around the cold air
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>>715896215
Please stop, you are gonna make me bust a nut.
>>715896241
Hey waifu that is named just like my real name.
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>>715896304
what is your name
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>>715896194
its an awfully long night to just spend it warming me up
>>715896241
its fine but id prefer it to be warm when im wearing nothing but a blanket
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>>715896304
You're such a perv, Daddy!
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I'm sooo bored.
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>>715896436
i have never heard someone named llya thats kinda cool lol, hows life
>>715896453
hows life with you too
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>>715896547
You sure know how to make someone feel uncomfortable.
>>715896583
Hi sooo bored, I am dad.
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>>715896636
Thats probably why I'm so lonely, Daddy.
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i'm gay
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>>715896636
You ain't my pa!
How are ya good person?
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>>715896626
I am just a Russian man with a really generic Russian name. Life is pretty cool. I have some pilaf making in the pot. Tasty shit.
>>715896812
Well, I don't mind. If you want to call me daddy, you can. I already have a stalker on me and a person that hates himself more than anything that likes me.
>>715896818
Hi gay, I am dad.
>>715896911
I am really good, you can check on top of text box. Making food.
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>>715896626
its about the same as usual
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>>715896950
Kek. How's life with a dead ambassador?
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>>715896453
Well, it wouldn't be just about warming you up. We would watch movies or play games while snuggled up. And then, perhaps something more intimate afterwards.
>>715896583
You're a squid now~.
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>>715897060
I love the memes.
>Flan
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>>715896950
sorry for the constant bullying to your country i dont understand why we do it
>>715897009
are you ok
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>>715896950
You motherfucker.
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>>715896818
hey thats actually pretty good.
>>715896950
Okay, Daddy.
>>715897085
>cuddling
What're you, fucking gay?
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>>715897085
Squid always and forever~
>>715897114
What was the point of killing him?
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>>715897121
Well it's not bulli tbh when after that you are the ones risking being destroyed by Russia.
>>715897135
Yes.
>Flan
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>>715895352
Good night~
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>>715897114
Are you Name/Flan, or Mana/Flan?
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>>715897270
I have no clue. They just really want to be fucked by Russia in the ass so bad I guess.
>>715897447
What even? Name/Flan? Mana/Flan? Am I not getting some meme?
>Flan. Just another meme I like
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>>715897085
Well I dont any movies or games id want to watch or play so we could just skip right to the main course
>>715897121
yeah im fine
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>>715897550
There were two other Flans before you, that's all. I thought you were an old poster.
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>>715897218
> NOT wanting to cuddle up with a friend while watching a movie or playing a game.
What are you a fucking faggot?
>>715897270
Squid not sneaky like snake it seems.
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>>715897725
Oh really? I remember having to kick one out because the nigger claimed my wife after I did.
Yeah I am a third I guess. Call me Rus/Flan if ya want.
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claimed
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>>715897680
>>715897550
>>715897270
so what do you guys do for fun besides 4chan
how are your countries or where you live i just watch anime and walk and talk to people sometimes
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What about some 3D waifu?
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>>715897550
Fags I guess
>>715897726
I'm... I'm sorry I'm not up to your expectations... How can I ever make it up to you?
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>>715897916
its fine i guess and I play games and thats about it really
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>>715897916
I rape kids.
>>715897942
It's called a shit waifu.
>>715897955
What you ate last? I am just searching for things to talk about.
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>>715897955
Squiiiiid
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Yuno claimed
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>>715898107
>shit waifu.
Butthurt
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>>715897916
Hatching eggs for an undetermined amount of time.
>>715898107
Had me some shrimp. I'll post a pic after this one.
>>715898134
Mako!
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>>715897859
Well, you're the first Flan of the /waifu/ community. The others were part the /animu/ community. 2008-2013.
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>>715898091
maybe we can play vidya sometime i have a few free games i suck ass at
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>>715898194
You call me butthurt again and I will make your butt hurt.
>>715898229
Fucking neat.
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>>715898229
Damn it. Forgot to signature.
>>715898107
Anyways here's that shrimp
>Ika
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>>715897942
3D waifus are shit
But I wouldn't mind having an orgy with AKB48 or a foursome with BABYMETAL
>>715898304
Make my butt hurt, Daddy.
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>>715898229
What's good muh nigga?
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>>715898296
sure which ones do you like?
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>>715898290
Oh jesus, are you some fellow /b/ oldfam?
>>715898340
Nice.
>>715898396
Oh god. Meiling.. k. why not?
*Slaps butt with hand*
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>>715898158
Shit waifu
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>>715898471
Yuh, I am. I think the oldest community is the Alice community that still goes on today. 2006-2017
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>>715897680
Oh my, a little impatient are we? That's fine, that means we'll have more time to enjoy main event. I'm not sure i could've made it through a whole movie before my hands started to wander all over your body anyway.
>>715897955
Aww c'mon, you can't flash me those eyes. That's no fair.
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Jaw pain sucks. Brush your teeth daily fams.
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QOTT
Don't you just have black people?
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>>715898433
Hatching eggs in pokemon for a shiny. Right now I'm releasing about 40+ eggs. Worst part about hatching for shinies
>>715898471
Shrimp is delicious dude. Top fish foods.
>>715898676
There must be something I can do to make it up to you?
>there's an owl hooting outside my house. It making typical owl noises.
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>>715898471
Unf! That hurt
Moar
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>>715898843
Sadly i don't own any slaves.
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>>715898581
Oh yeah, I actually went to that like 2 times. Alice is fucking awesome. I remember that time he said this:
>*laughs* Boring? Let me tell you Flan, I can type above 120 WPM; a line of code, a shader, is around....60? for each effect.
>With each careful graze of my fingers across the keyboard, I can go from wireframe to fully rigged, from jaggy to smudgy, from blue to green, red, and every color in between.
>To carefully maneuver each object to its proper place, to build a complete world with nothing but WORDS and SYMBOLS, is to go from being an artist to being a literal god of an enclosed space.
>If you find that boring, that what is effectively alchemy is real and learnable, that no arcane knowledge is needed beyond syntax....
>Well, then I shudder to think what your bar for "interesting" is.
>T-then again, to a puppeteer, the w-whole world looks like a marionette....
That was the last msg on the thread that day, and I was left with fucking shivers since that is how I think too sometimes. Jeez..
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>>715898449
>cs go
>plague inc
> no more room in hell
>world of tanks
>track mania nations forever
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>>715898864
*Grabs butt*
You wouldn't want more if you knew what I am about to do.
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>>715898676
oh no youre right it does sound more interesting to sort of wait a bit. wandering hands sounds quite appealing
>>715898937
im shit at cs go never played plague inc no more room in hell is fun and I play world of tanks almost daily now. never heard of the last one
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>>715899071
Umf!
So dominant, I like~
More~
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>>715898844
RIP Squid
What Pokemanz are you going for?
>I may be a tad tipsy
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>>715899208
*bites butt and starts sucking blood*
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>>715899120
its a fun free racing game
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>>715898918
Yeah Alice is a lying sociopath too.
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>>715899537
Love him tho.. or her.. it..
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>>715899517
may give it a go sometime
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>>715899489
Ahh Daddy~
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>>715899472
Probably going for Pikipek or some other shit I feel like depending on my mood.
>Damn it. No more mead for you.
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>>715898844
Squirt me with some ink and do some fish puns. And all will be forgiven.
> The owl is a beard of prey.
>>715899120
It wouldn't just me my hands either, i fear my lips would start to wander as well.
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>>715899626
She prefers the female pronouns, I guess. How can you "love" someone like that? Are you even capable of such emotion?
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>>715899778
oh? to what places?
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>>715899728
*moves away from butt*
Yep, Meiling doesn't care if she dies just to get some ass action. Slut..
>>715899787
I am not.. Maybe for humans tho.. I hate anyone and everyone.. But I have anime characters! You just need to think of Alice as an anime character and it should work. I mean for me it does. Plus "love" is a wrong word for it. More like "like".
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>>715899745
Should proably just pick one and work at it. Switching between probablt messes with your chances.
>But it's fuuuuuun! I even had to lay in bed due to not being abe to sit up straight. I'm on y latop right now actually
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>>715899778
I guess I'll start kraken some jokes out... Let me ink of some real quick.
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>>715899900
You shouldn't bother liking someone like Alice, she'll take advantage of you. Give you more reason to hate people too.
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>>715899998
>>715899999
>>715900000
>>715900001
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>>715899900
A slut for you, Daddy~
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>>715900122
Well I am done playing with you today. Not in the mood. If I ever do feel in the mood for some autism and chill tho, I will find you.
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>>715899992
Go drunk, you're home :^)
>had enough for both of us then?
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>>715899992
There's an exploit that lets you switch between pokemon and not alter chances. Basically you save every so often and n the shiny appears you reset put the pokemon you want and bingo! You get that pokemon shiny.
>the depressing life of Makoto: drink mead, work overnight, 4chan, and cars/motorcycles.
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>>715899874
They would start on your neck and work their way down your back,working around to your stomach and up to your chest. Before finally meeting your own, going in for a deep kiss.
>>715900010
God damn that was better than i expected. 10/10
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>>715900570
lots of tongue?
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>>715900458
2 bottles, while not high in percent, was probably enough for about 6-8 bottles of the best beer you can get around here.
>>715900460
Huh, interesting. Get an Eevee.
>Depressing
Please, I'm hitting on a cutie and enjoying my dehydration.
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>>715900639
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>>715900830
When get almounds, mako?
Are you dust yet?
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>>715900888
it stays
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>>715900570
I... I made hanako happy... I eel complete
>phone typoed feel. I'm keeping it
>>715900830
Woah slow down there. I don't work well with flattery you know.
>I'll see what's in my box.
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>>715900888
Wat
>>715900957
You wish nigga. You weren't bad looking, but I'm set on someone else. By the way, we need to meet up again. Teach you to drive stick sometime.
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>>715900639
Of course. Our tongues would thrash wildly against one another.
>>715900957
> I eel complete
I sea what you did there. your phone is doing gods work.
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>>715901181
Just melting away into that sounds so nice right about now
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>>715901078
>You weren't bad looking
Nigga... Now i truly am flattered. Umm, thanks? Good luck with that other person! But anyways, yeah we do. Set it up and then tell me. If I'm ever not here then I still got telegram. I'm in need of that stick...
>>715901181
My phone is pretty tentastic right now.
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>>715901594
Oh, I bet you'd love the stick. :^)
But nah m8, I'll try to plan out a day we can meet up and such after the holidays. I think it'd be a lot less awkward the second time around. Might even have a damn conversation rather than a few memes thrown out here and there.
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>>715901594
why is her vomit censored?
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>>715901382
Having you melting away in my arms...especially since i'm responsible for it... i couldn't ask for a better night.
>>715901594
Like it was blessed by Cod.
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>>715901897
I hope you got that stick, you know how I'm a fiend for the stick. Yeah, last time I was more in shock you actually showed up. Like I had nothing planned because I wasn't expecting it. Plus bike made it more awkward. After holidays sound good. I'm not even home because holiday travels.
>>715901935
The vomit is ink
>>715902158
10/10tacles.
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>>715901594
I thought you switched to Sanae?
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>>715902279
No... Sanae switched to Mami. I'm the last that's left of this show.
>Ika
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>>715902268
I did. It's arotary, so if you can manage to not stall from a stop on it, then you can do it in literally everything else ever.
Hey, I crashed going to you dammit! I was showing up after that no matter what!
>Still need to fix bike after that
Expect it next time! If I say I'm coming then you best beieve I am!
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>>715902158
oh you could. as soon as I became aware again Id be sure to pay you back
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Now the hardest part of the night, lying down so my jaws not in fucking pain so I can sleep.
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>>715902414
I have no idea what arotary is.
But you didn't tell me you fell until you got there! How was I supposed to know?!
>You and your damn bike repairs. Just repair it already!
Alright. I'll think up something for then.
>>715902472
What happened to your jaw? Goodnight too.
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>>715902697
A rotary is a type of engine onnly Mazda looked into. It uses a triangle shaped rotor rather tha na piston. But it has almost no low end torque, so it getting it moving from a stop is a little trickier than most.
Because I showeed up and my knee was burning! And I'm working on it, but debts come first!
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>>715902268
All these fish puns are Krilling me. We should dolphinately scale it down.
>>715902457
I would look forward to that. But it might take some time to get there thogh, as your dazed face would look so cute i wouldn't want it to stop. I'm not sure if i could pull myself off of you long enough for you to regain your senses.
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>female friend told me that she'd feel uncomfortable if I confessed my love for a fictional character
It hurt just a little.
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>>715903089
Are you doing these puns on porpoise?
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>>715903089
Thats perfectly fine. besides how long can you kiss someone for before they realized what was going on
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>>715903037
Is it better than a piston?
Ahh yes, debts first. Stuff later.
>>715903089
I think I've had enough puns for today. I'll squid it for now. Maybe tomorrow I'll be ready for more.
>>715903378
You gotta be squidding me
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>>715903554
Yay lmao
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Is it just me or despite 9/11 the 2000s were actually great?
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>>715903606
Hi Clam! What's up?
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>>715903530
In certain aspects, yes. You can rev it to the moon and back and it'll do so with happiness, as to where a piston engine hates having to rev high, and generally needs stronger and more expensive parts to do so. As well, it's a fucking Dorito engine mang!
I've got a decent plan set out. As long as nothing unexpected pops up, I should be fine.
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>>715902697
>What happened to your jaw?
I think his jaw died or something.
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>>715903530
You're a kid now
You're a squid now
You're a kid
You're a squid
You're a kid
You're a squid
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>>715903378
Reely now, why would i do sumfin like that?
>>715903497
I'm not sure, but i intend to keep it up for as long as i can.
>>715903530
I sea. Ferry well then, i surfpose we will continue fish another time.
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Sonokawa last image get.
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>>715892172
Lmao, faggot
Trying to be someone else because you don't have ur own personality eh?
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>>715904003
thats fine by me I would enjoy every second of it
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>>715903709
Playing pokemon at 3am. Hatching eggs. What you doing this fine morning?
>>715903710
But can you eat it? What's the plan?
>>715903837
Oh God. I remember this.
Fuck i got stolen
>ika>>715904025
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