whats a 3 step plan to getting a girlfriend ?

get a dick did
be rich
get gf

>>715151206

>meet a girl
>talk to girl
>?????
>profit???

>>715151206
Be attractive
Be attractive
Dont be ugly

>Step 1: Get a gun
>Step 2: Put the end of the barrel in your mouth
>Step 3: Pull the trigger

Bam, you got a girlfriend. Worked in "Fight Club."

>>715151206

>Talk to multiple girls
>ask them on dates
>u have a gf after a few months

not that hard

>>715151206
Get money
Get Car
Go clubbing

>>715151206
Get her number

Hangout

Ask her out.


>this is literally it

1 . go
2. offline
3. now

>be somewhat attractive
>have at least one similar interest
>fuck that bitch

>>715151206
1. Get off /b/.
2. Stop jerking off.
3. Go outside.

>>715151824
ez spoiler

Easy mode:
Be attractive
Be confident
Be rich

>>715151206
>> talk to girl you want
>> show dick about 2 days in to show you want her (helps if you have 8" dick like me)
>> if you keep talking after shes okay with your dick you can eventually ask her out once you catch feelings for her

BONUS TIME: IF SHE LIKES YOU COCK BUT YOU DONT LOVE HER PLAY THE HARD TO GET GAME AND SHE WILL BE CRAVING YOUR COCK

1. Grow the fuck up
2. Get rich
3. Drive a nice car

>>715151560
you're doing it wrong

>>715151206
sauce

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>>715151206
>Get off of 4chan permanently
>Buy clothes that fit and cut your hair nice
>Spend time out getting rejected until you figure out how to make friends and attract people
>???
>Profit

>>715151206
1. Confidence
2. Money
3. Good looks

>>715151206
rohypnol
rope
basement

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>>715151206
>step1
girls are attracted to masculinity naturally,
so do 100 push ups

>step2

hygiene, dont stink like a fucking asshat
reaking like cologne wont help you either

>step3 confidence

be yourself , no one wants to be around a self loathing looser

profit.

>>715151206
>Go to party
>Kidnap girl
>Stockholm Syndrome

>>715151206
Step 1 steal her underwear
Step 2 ???
Step 3 profit

>>715153358
This

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>>715153190
should work

>Get Fit
>Get Rich
>Get Famous

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>>715151206
theres just one really
get a dick that tastes like chocolate and cums money

>>715151206
Be funny.
Be charming.
Be attractive.

>>715151206

>1. Give sauce
>2. Give sauce
>3. Give sauce

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why do you people want girlfriends? why don't you want to learn how to find and involve yourselves in sexual relationships (casual sex). its a lot easier and if you're not a total pussy as if not more rewarding

>Literally no reason to have a gf in 2016

>>715151206
Get job
Get own place out of basement
Go out and meet real people.

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>>715154213
I can literally tell by your post that you're like 16

>>715151206
SAUCE THE GIRL
PLEASEE

>>715151206
How to get a gf if you're a socially awkward beta:
>1. Wait until college
>2. Have good personal hygiene
>3. Don't dress like a faggot (no fedoras, no capes and no fucking mlp shirts)
>4. Go to parties where there are girls
>5. Drink between one and two drinks no more or less
>6. Make eye contact with girls you find attractive and smile
>7. If she smiles back approach her and introduce yourself
>8. Don't act creepy just talk to her like a normal person (a good ice breaker is "what's your major?")
>9. If things click ask her to go somewhere quiet so you can talk
>10. When you're alone make your move

Leave your basement
???
Get GF

>be desirable
Nobody wants to date anyone with more issues than they have
>be confident
The whole point of getting a partner is cause its something you want. So put yourself out there
>accept failure
Your autistic ass might fuckup with the first 100 chics you talk to but those interactions gove you experience on where you are going wrong.
100 chics are creeped out by your "figurine" collection maybe there is a good reason.

>>715151206
1. Think of your perfect gf.
2. Ask what kind of guy she wants to date.
3. Work hard to become that guy/the best version of yourself.

>>715154693
>implying that /b/ isn't entirely populated by high schoolers

>>715151206
>a lie

>>715154713

>be sober and try to rape drunk girls

whew...

>asking the most normie board here how to get a gf
Ask somewhere more autistic like one of the blue boards. They'll have better advice than
>i dunno, it just comes naturally :^)

>>715151206
Step 1 : Be Attractive
Step 2 : Be Smart
Step 3 : Have decent job that pays well

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>>715152161

>Get her number
>Number

Spotted the old retard

>>715154928
aside from the rate me threads I do have trouble sometimes thinking anyone here is older than 20

>>715151206
>believe in reincarnation
>kill yourself
>come back as less of a faggot

>>715154527
Ava Hardy

just b ursefl fam

1. meet nice girl
2. lit her house on fire when shes asleep
3. rescue her out of the fire

1. Get out of your comfort zone
2. Talk to people
3.Make friends
A girl will come naturally after that

>>715155245
Worked for me.

But then again, I am on b, so I could be even less of a faggot.

>>715151206
>meet girl
>talk to girl
>don't be a fowbloa

>>715152774
I wonder how old you are

>>715151206
Real answer: get into a position of power. I.e. finance, law, medicine, etc.. Yeah generally those also involve wealth and women def crave the money, but they crave the respect, power, and overall admiration those professions come with. I'm a skinny fuck, average looking, typical gamer /b/ tard. Once I graduated law school and became an attorney it was too easy. Mentioned I was an attorney on Tinder and matched with pretty much everyone. Esp women in their 20s/ late 20s. The kind of stability a career like that brings gets their maternity instincts going like mad.

get money
fuck bithces

>>715154213
>>715154693
>no response

by God I was right

>>715151206
>have money
>have more money
>be sad but laid

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>>715155664
really thats all it takes!!!! Maybe the 6 year path to becoming a lawyer will be useful for something. I guess pre-law student doesnt have the same ring

>ask a girl out
>do not persist if rejected
>repeat

Protip: do not spill spaghetti all over the place.

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>become taxi driver
>Drive people around until you get a hot grill
>ask out
>take her to a porno
>win her back by killing mobsters to save a child prostitutes

bonus points if you have blacks

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Don't listen to any of these virgins. This is the system you wanna follow

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>>715151541
>get a dick did
instructions unclear. how do i get a dick did? pls halp

>>715153310
so basically i'll die alone because i look like a bitch and lack confidence..eh maybe imma find some closet lesbian that likes to chain me to the sink or some femdom shit

so many permavirgins ITT

1. Shower
2. Cut your hair
3. Brush your teeth

thank me later, autismos

step 1: Reach towards her.
step 2: purse lips.
step 3: grab her by the pussy.

>>715151206
i have two one steps... much easier

1) take a bucket of glitter, pour on on yourself and stand in the sun. they come running.

1) grow a pair and talk to them

>>715156595
i like you man

>>715151206
>Just be yourself and enjoy whatever you do
>Girl comes up to you
>Date girl if you like her

Worked for me at least. I stopped looking for a girlfriend and then one day a girl came up and asked me out. I got to know her and really liked her and now she's my girlfriend. She said she liked how funny I was so maybe try that or just be a fun person to be around.

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>>715151206
>>>/lit/
>>>/fit/
>>>/fa/

In that order.

I was fat in high school and not very outgoing and now I have a qt gf in uni who is honestly too good looking for me. It'll work, anon.

Why can't girls be like guys and just fuck everything that moves? Why do they need my money/confidence when my dick is just enough? I mean I never look at a girl's personality (would look only if I wanted a real relationship but fuck that I don't have the patience)
>inb4 virgin inb4 mysoginist
I'm just speaking my mind bruh

>>715159527
She called Steph?

>>715159767
No, but she actually has a younger sister named "Steph." That's funny.

>>715151206
Take care of yourself i.e. bathing brushing workout
Talk to random people about anything, social skills are skills and have to be practiced
Don't set the bar too high. Obviously have standards but don't reach for the stars, chances are you're not that much of a catch either.

>>715151814
or alternatively
be rich
be rich
don't be poor

>>715151206
post good morning b why haven't u killed urself today literally every single day

>>715160269
peasants are so salty

>>715154713
11. Learn how to count to fucking three.

1. Let her give you your first bj before your first kiss.
2. Date her for 1.5 years.
3. She dumps you and fucks your friend.

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the idea that anybody would want to be with me, miss me, love me or want me is so unreal

>>715161778
Ouch, dry

>>715151206
don't.
?????
one gets interested anyway.

>>715151206
>meet girl
>u wan fug?
>fug too good for her not to want it again

>>715162376
yeah, i know, right?!

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>>715163052

>>715162693
This works as well. Especially if you're working on self improvement, then next thing you know...qts will start trying give talk to you.

>>715162376
>>715162897

How old are you, anon(s)?

>>715154917
This is such good relationship advice that we should be taught it in school.

>Improve yourself to the standards you want

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>>715163104
26...

>>715163104
i'm 27

>>715151206
Why does she have a portal in her vagina? Everytime he trusts, his dick comes out of his ass.

>>715151206

SAUCE FAGGOTS

>>715151206
>join Marines
>meet sexy Navy chick
>fuck in a thorn bush.
And now we're married

>>715151206
grow the fuck up and find someone just about as socially awkward as you.

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>>715163522
this faggot got married

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>>715163238
Nice can i meet your sis?

>>715163522
>>meet sexy Navy chick
You'd sooner meet 2D.

1) Get/have a job. You need money to make a relationship work.

2) improve your image. Go to the gym, dress nicer, get a hair cut, trim your beard, pluck your eye brows.

3) find your avenue for meeting chicks. If you can chat chicks up, try local events. Otherwise, use online dating.

Give up
Do whatever you want
It'll happen

>>715163750
Hey man, think what you will. The world is full of possibilities.

>>715163020
>>715163052
>>715163079

cringy tbh

>>715151206
Step one: Be attractive physically. Meaning fat, bald, neckbeard,smelly....short, crippled, retarded...ugly... need not apply. You have to be tall, fit, handsome...
Step two: You will need to GO OUTSIDE where there are girls to be friends with..There are NO GIRLS in you bedroom (except for the one you made out of socks, stuffed clothes and a fleshlight...
Step three: You'll need to know how to converse with another human being...

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>>715163887
got a decent job, don't look like shit and I dress nice. Hell, I even go out a lot but it's no use, as I still don't get laid. They compliment me on my looks and stuff but they always refuse when I ask them out..idk why. and I'm not even autismo ffs I can make friends easily.

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>>715163887
>pluck your eyebrows

>>715163238
>having pics like that saved
Anonnnnnnnn...no. You gotta cut that shit out. A girl is going to want to be able to escape herself in you. You need to be the strong one, little man. You're not too old yet, so you can still fix that. Are you in school? Do you have a job?

>>715163290
Same goes for you, anon. What's your situation?

>>715163887
This isn't bad advice, but you have to be careful and give these /b/yards some direction. They don't know what they're doing when told to "dress nicer." A lot of them probably think the sort of think that actually looks good is "faggy," "douchey," etc.


As much as you fags may hate it, MFA is probably the best place for you to at least start at. Classic men's wear is basic as fuck. I'm not talking suits to class or you'll look autistic, but raw denim, boots, basic ass haircut like a side part or something similar, get a fucking watch, etc.

>>715164053
Oh can get away with being a bit overweight, but definitely agree with ya on the height part too.

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>>715152036
Who the fuck are you going to meet at a club? I've never seen someone worth anything at a club.

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>>715163079
>>715163052
>>715163020

boi.

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>>715155222
What do people swap these days? Their isntatweeter chat name?

>>715164302
My situation:

>currently unemployed (applying for a railway conductor)
>lack any kind of charm
>fat and ugly
>not too bright
>still live with my parents
>never accomplished anything
>not even trying to find a girlfriend (i had a gf once, i was a shit boyfriend, i failed miserably) - people like me should just stay alone
I just came to this thread to let some lonely dude to know he's not alone

>>715164275
Not gonna lie dude I have a fucking unibrow I pluck that shit to not look like a Borat looking pos

>>715155222
What did he mean by this?

>>715164871
i feel ya bro,

>>715151206
>get job
>get money
>import LBFM from the Philippines

>>715164914
i see

>>715151206
> leave 4 chan for good
>become a decent human being
>profit

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>>715151206

everyone join my fiends clashroyale clan called RoyalePurp anything goes in chat.

>>715151206
get fit
get confident
get money
>fuckbitches

>>715165058
it's like... I feel like shit being so alone, but i know it's a right thing to do.

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>>715164302
well my situation isn't quite as bad as >>715164871
>26
>good paying government union job
>have 2 degrees
>own a nice big house on a cul-de-sac
but
>no friends / social life
>no gf experience

I have no idea how to start but sitting alone very night is getting old.
Also, i love having these pics saved of other people's happiness.

>>715165192
meh, im a schizoid so im happy in my solitude, just make the most of life and do things you enjoy, also make friends with other loners and have fun with each other, because it is good fun.

>>715151206
>be at least 6ft tall
>have a big dick
>have a lot of money

or be a gym rat, treat people like a welcome mat.

>>715165770
>With the price of pussy being at an all time low
i like how you think anon

>>715165770

Can make you feel empty inside

>>715165534
how did you pay for school? mommy and daddy.

>>715166078
>>715166057
I made a separate thread if you want to discuss

>>715166359

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>>715166150
My work paid for it.
I just had to by the books.

>>715151206
>kidnap her
>give her stockholm syndrome
>profit

>>715151206
1. Lose weight

2. Dress better

3. Stop putting pussy on a pedestal