food and cooking thread post food and cooking

>>>/ck/

>>714643613
>>>/ck/
Saged and reported

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>>714643653
no ty

>>714643613
Do you not know how to move shit around in a pan, or are you struggling on purpose?

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my special, broccoli and king prawn stir fry on tagliatelli

A lot of newfags of /b/ don't seem to be checking out the other boards

>>714643716
I think it would be sexier if she just shoved her whole face in there, like the epic mealtime guys.
Get messy.

>>714643781
stop drinking while cooking if you're not going to clean your stove top

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>>714643787
We have seven other boards for porn, one of them for .webm specifically, yet /b/ is full of porn 24/7/365.
it's okay to have a video game thread, animal thread, car thread, cooking thread, anime thread, .gif thread, anything on /b/ besides porn.

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>>714643781
my other house special, double baked potatoes with soured cream and cheese

>>714643867
>>>/trash/

>>714643810
right, because people usually clean their stoves when it's still red hot from cooking a stir fry

>>714643879
what a waste

>>714643613
Jesus Christ this webm was painful to watch.
Why would that person record themselves cooking something so awful?

>>714643869
Okay, that looks hella good.

>>714643613
That's gonna take a metric fuckload of tartar sauce...

>>714643613
Bad

>>714643781
Horrible

>>714643869
Simple and hard to mess up. I'd broil the cheese atop the finished product but it definitely looks tasty.

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dumping food
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pretty much all I've been eating since there's nothing else to eat

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>>714644120
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not really food but god damn

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>>714643613
cooking salmon without the skin...

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>>714644178
Damn, those look better than the bacon bites I make. What are they?

Go on...
I made muffins this morning. Shit would be cash if my broken wisdom tooth didn't hurt so bad.

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>>714643613
>Not eating it raw

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>>714644312
my guess is cheese rolled in thin chicken strips and then bacon around it

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>>714643613
>no skin
>too much in pan that heat cant heat it up fast enough so it leaks all it moisture and is boiling instead of frying
>cant flip
>i dont even eat fish and know this is bad

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any lurkers?

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captcha is making me pick food

what is this reddit

I'm a college student with minimal cooking experience and only a pot and pan (most with no lids) to my disposal. And a baking sheet.can someone reccomend an easy recipe with a budget of around 30$?

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Also a college student, if you want to make something that's fairly easy and impress friends/someone, do some Bourbon Chicken. It's amazing

>>714644376
Neat, I might have to try chicken in mine instead of bread.
I do them kind of like this:
http://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/bacon-bites-recipe

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>>714644489
forgot to quote you
>>714644547

>>714643869
looks good, try putting some diced tomatos in there with the chese

>>714643613

Who cooks salmon with the blood line it it. You are fucking gross

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>>714644496
Do you even eat food or just spend your day googling it.

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>>714644598
just a collection I've saved over the years

>>714644587
Drunken rednecks that's who

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I'm mostly posting the best ones

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>>714644587
Bloodline?

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>>714644406
this looks hella good

>>714644686
Cup of Nerf?

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>>714643613
here OP
i dont have the best camera on my phone so soz for the quality

they're fresh catch, caught the seafoods myself earlier this morning

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my favorite mmm

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>>714643613

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>>714644720
I know right? Indian food is so fucking good

>>714644721
looks like a cup of soft machine ice cream

Had some food and cooking today. It was cooked food.

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They all caught fire and had chared sticks in them, no pics because burned hands.

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Alright, I dont have a pic of it, or I'd blow your minds, but I'll share my recipe for crockpot pulled pork.

>3lbs pork loin, or shoulder (I prefer 1.5lbs of both)
>1 can cheddar cheese soup
>1 soup can of water
>1 packet of French onion soup mix
>Salt, Pepper, Garlic Powder to taste (recommend using about 2 tablespoons of each)
>cook on low heat for 9 hours
>At hour the meat should be tender enough to begin falling apart
>Using serving forks shred the meat into manageable strips, leave in crockpot for the remaining 2 hours to marry flavors.
>At hour 9 mix up a thick cornstarch slurry, and slowly add to crockpot to bind the broth.
>Saute 1 spanish onion until JUST crispy.
>Serve on chipata bread with sauteed onions, and your choice of veggie side (rice and mixed veggies goes really well with this)
Enjoy anons, not even members of my family who ASKED for this recipe have gotten it.

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>>714644864
these look pretty good though

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Rice Egg and Chicken tacos

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>>714643613

Welcome to the real world

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What can be better than pita, falafel and vegetables?

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>>714644925
thanks fam

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>>714644475
What kind of HEATHEN eats french fries with a fucking porterhouse steak? Jesus dude, you should be dragged out into the street and beaten with an oar for this sacrilege

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>>714645031
lmao

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I'm done, cya fags

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some curry i did a while ago
the pic is rather old but i cook it every so often

>>714645083
ahahhahaaa

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American Onigiri, filled with bacon, pork and sharp cheddar

>>714644659

Mmm, bun between bread slices. My favourite

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Short ribs using a gordon ramsay recipe from YouTube minus the glaze that i was prepping off camera

>>714645211
Man I wish they actually had this in Japan. Been eating gross-ass tuna nigiri all week.

>>714644312
In order, from center

Zucchini
Mozzarella
Chicken
Bacon

>>714644120
Remove that >(

>>714644489
just fucking throw a couple of vegetables in a pot and add some spices. what the fuck is wrong with people, cooking is not difficult at all.

I'm a vegetarian and you all are despicable people. Stop killing animals for food.

>>714644925
I'm fuckin tryin this sunday! It'll be almost perfectly timed for me leave it in all day while I'm at work. Thanks anon!

>>714645517
Just call me Noah. Bring me 2 of every animal!

>>714645517
That would be a terrible waste of all those resouces. Delicious resources.

>>714645517
>I'm a huge cunt and you're all despicable for liking what I don't like wahhhhh.

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>>714645517
I've never killed an animal I've eaten

>>714644925
>1 can cheddar cheese soup
Just what the fuck is this shit supposed to be.

>>714645517
We're humans. We're Apex Predators. Animals are simply things below us on the food chain. And if you and I were stranded on a mountain somewhere, YOU'D simply become an animal beneath ME on the food chain.

>>714644686
I want to see how thick that bitch is

>>714645833
>It's Cheese Braised Pork Loin

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>>714645833

>>714644489
Just go the the shit-tier cheapass super market, buy whatever bacon they have on sale, potatoes, onions, carrots. Fry up two slices in your pot, toss in diced veg and cook a while. You can pre-microwave potatoes too, because they take a while to cook. Always use the plastic bag Mexican spices if you can, they are cheap as dirt.

Use that as a base for everything. Bacon is a shit load of calories, everything else is flavor and bulk.

Want chicken noodle soup? Cheap Mexican bullion + water, whatever chicken was the cheapest, whatever spices you like.

Want breakfast hash? Add an egg or two and whatever spices. Have extra money? Add chorizo.

Cheapest option: Add 2 cups water, cook your ramen in it for a less than $1 large meal.

>>714644585
Will check it out. Thanks.

>>714645472
I hate vegetals

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>>714644976
HAHAHAHA

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>>714644801
To me, it almost looks fuzzy, like those old nerf balls.

>>714645030
my nigga

>>714643992
Why? Is she a lesbian femmanazi?

>>714643751
Jack is a /ck/ meme. His shit is always a trainwreck.

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>>714645030
Pizza chain pizza doesn't keep me full
It digests way too fast, and I'm hungry again right away. The only one that ever kept me full was that Pizza Hut one with the hotdogs in the crust.

>>714644107
Nigga I bet you couldn't cook to save your spawn pool's continued existence.

>>714646199
Is that really from him?
I know they call him Cuck over there.

>>714644489
http://toriavey.com/toris-kitchen/2015/09/corkys-oven-barbecued-short-ribs/. Use a store bought rub and BBQ sauce. Rub the spices on the meat, place in 275 degree oven for one hour, flip and put in for one more hour. Then take out, turn oven to 475 and cover them in BBQ sauce. Cook on each side for 4 min and then serve.

>>714644759

That's some hipster fucking falafel. It's on a plate! Does it come with a free doily and estrogen shot? Where's the fukken pita?

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>>714645517

Sorry?

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Muthafucking toast fucking sandwich for the fucking win!

Fuckers!

bbc co uk /news/uk-15752918

>>714646041
This always makes me feel sick.

>>714644598
Even if he does, it's a lot better than making snide comments on the internet like everyone else does.

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>>714646351
Yeah. I /ck/ a lot. Those fat hands and that fucking ring...
Also, OP, I'm not saying you can't post food here, but there are some good times on /ck/ hidden between the McChicken threads.

>>714643613
tat's a fuckload of butter

>>714646359
Thanks man. I might try this today. I fuckin love ribs.

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>>714644137
At first I thought that was browned hamburger in its own grease...

>>714646760
That's how Jack do.

>>714645517
cool.let's kill them for fun instead then.

>>714643907
>>>/b/

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>>714645517

>>714643781
>no sauce of any kind.

Yeah, im sure everyone "enjoys" your "special" dry as fuck noodles with seafood and vegetables a whoooole lot.


.5/10

>>714643613
Awesome salmon, OP.

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>>714647117

>>714647375
I was thinking that too, but I didn't want to be mean...

>>714643922
Stop calling it stir-fry you faggot. Its sauteed vegetables with prawns over shitty dry noodles.

>>714645297
From 7-11?

>>714643613
That is fucking disgusting. Those pieces of salmon are too fucking large to be cooking in that pan together. And what the fuck is that shit he's cooking it in? Melted butter? Fuckin nasty nigga. I bet that shit came out all greasy and half-cooked, makes me want to fucking puke. Call the health dept.

>>714644489
Well first off don't listen to >>714645991, Mexican food is gross and I mean the real Mexican food, not Taco Bell or Chipotle. Ain't nobody like hominy stew.

Anyway, if you're fucking poor and can't cook you won't get away with much, but here's a few basic and cheap things you can buy.

Eggs
Peanut Butter
Bread
Bananas
Apples
Spinach
Rice
Beans
Chicken (if you got the spare cash)

If you can't afford chicken and don't mind the flavor, get tuna. Shit's fucking cheap as fuck, full of protein, no fat, all that good shit. I'd eat it if I wasn't so grossed out by seafood. If you're really in the shitter, buy some ramen to have noodles with that chicken.

Also, you're a college student in 2016 and you can't jury rig some bullshit together in your overpriced dorm kitchen? Y'all have the internet and all these gay ass life hacks on social media AND fucking Google.

Ask Google, not 4chump.

>>714647689
7-11 was a part time job

>>714647949
underrated post

>>714643679
>report for posting something random on /b/
>this fag want constant supply of trap thread

god i hate newfriends

>>714643879
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>714648383
It used to be a b&able offense

>>714643869
Cauliflower and corn added into cheese sauce then cheese would.make these pop
Also black pepper

>>714644274
Fuck yeah, bitterballen!

>>714644864
soak your sticks in water before cooking

>>714644864
only if you used sausage made from actual ground meat,the ones you get in natural casing (guts) not from processed leftovers

>>714644598
Coulda been a cool thread. Amateurs cooking, helping other amateurs. But nope, that faghot just posts 20 pics in a row of food? Wtf.

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>>714646245
Bring back that motherfuggin'
Priazzo!

>>714643613
who is this retard?

>>714643613
usually you should back fish of that size, or just close the lid and cook at medium heat. You don't need to flip it.

>>714643716
>american """"""""""""""cheese""""""""""""""

>>714645212
No friendo, that is a toast sandwich.

>>714643613
APEfrican 'Skeeter nigger Burgers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvpbsHx_5cA

>>714643869
Adding vegetables like the others suggested would be nice. You could also sprinkle some fresh herbs like parsley, dill or chives.