NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!

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stop that !

>>713694546
can't wait to count out your coin!

>>713694546
Need something?

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Goal body thread?

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filthy scumbag have at thee

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>>713694546

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>>713694546
*Runs away while guard is distracted

>>713694786
Why don't you try fucking off? Has anyone before ever told you to fuck off?

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Wut kinda throod is this?

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>>713694794

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Orc Master race!

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IS SOMEONE THERE?!?!

Must be my imagination

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Moments before the dragonborn was conceived.

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>>713694546
Bitch please..

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>>713694546

>>713694794
Problem.

Wood elves do not consume plants in any form.

>>713696434
Are you implying that Giants are a sub-race of wood elves?

>>713695154
Orcs are the niggers of Tamriel

>>713697436
Or are secluded, but they're far from the niggers of Tamriel.
Dark Elves the niggers of TES, and the Argonians before them.

>>713694546
So who is the best companion to have with you at all times? And why is it Iona of Riften, the housecarl?

>>713697436
except orcs are hotter and less temperamental

>>713697436
Orcs work for a living, asshole.

>>713697520
Argonians are the wetbacks. If you're referring to sand niggers, then coming before the Orc niggers would be the Redguard of course. Thea again, they actually are niggers. But it seems that they're more like Russians by the way they organize and hunt, stopping people along roads and being assassins and all.

Anyway, you're chinks are the elves of course.

>>713697436
Orsimer society is based on mongolian tribal culture.
Hardly being nigger.

>>713694786
omg those skinny legs...

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>>713698186
Assuming this is true, is doesn't give credit to this logic >>713697436 >>713697520 by discrediting this >>713697990 logic.

Doesn't work that way.

>>713697990

Redguards are based on moors.
Apart from the skin color, not really "niggerish" at all.
Also they're pretty cool cause they btfo the aldmeri fuckers.

Khajiit and Argonians are pretty much the biggest subhumanoids in tamriel.
Well, no wonder being the fucking furries they are.

>>713698368

wat

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Disrespect the law, you disrespect me.

YOU DARE FIGHT A DUNMER?!

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No lollygaggin'

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you see those warriors from hammerfell? they've got curved swords. Curved. swords.

>>713698428
Redguards are cool

Khajiit are niggers. They steal, do drugs, would make great basketball players, and nobody fucking wants them.

Argonians are swamp niggers

Elves are assholes

Humans are all pretty normal.

>>713695299
>Huge ass
>Weird lips
>Hard to understand their language
>Run around in groups to plunder, do not own farms or construct anything on their own
Holy shit, Orcs ARE the niggers of Tamriel!

>>713697436
In the Academy of Winterhold theres one hell of a smart Orc in the library. You think some dumb nigger could do that?

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>>713694546
Let's get indoors. Or in a cave. Anywhere, just out of this.

>>713699001
Prolly a half-nigger

>>713699028
I took her on many adventures. When it came time to propose, she said no...

It's okay, Serana. We cool.

>>713697015
Whahahaha

>>713699200
maybe you could just mod the game so she is your wife. just pretend she said yes

>>713699200
apparently there is some dialogue for marriage that wasn't added when they decided to make her not marriageable.

>>713699298
Same person, actually it is in the game. Just can't hear it because cant marry.

>>713699346
is there a way to activate it with a mod?

>>713698925
You forgot being heavily persecuted by the other races That's another thing the Orismer have in common with sub-Saharan Africans.

>>713698480
Just some nerds being fags. Don't worry about it.

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>>713698901
Dude, what's with this hostility towards the Argonians? Lizards are the coolest.

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>>713698651
"Iron sword, huh? What are you killing, butterflies?"

ork master race reporting

>>713697436
what about redguards?

>>713697990
But Redguards are meant to be one of the human races. Are you saying niggers are human?

>>713694546
*should of

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>>713700786
I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead

>> 713700704
Along with khajiits. Khajiits can fucking purr.

>>713697990
The Redguards are sailors

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>>713701089
"Hey, you mix potions, right? Can you brew me an ale?"

>>713700589
I used to be straight like you, then I took a dick in the butt.

>>713701169
Are they the only sailors? That's saying that every ship run aground in the Elder Scroll series is Redguard.
And from what I remember, not all the ship merchants in Skyrim were Redguard.
But iti s interesting to assume that Reguards were planning attacks, or invasions by sea. Remember those wrecked ships off the northern coast?

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>>713699224
WAHAHAHAHAHA

>>713701169
But sailors are meant to be decent swimmers. Nigs can't swim.

TES is totally unrealistic.

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>>713694546
u mad nord bois?

>>713701422
but what's the point

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yeah, actually yes, iam kinda mad

>>713701526
How did you get "the Redguards are the only sailors in Tamriel" from "the Redguards are sailors"
I never said every sailor in Tamriel was Redguard

>>713701530
it isn't the only work of fiction to do that. In The Wheel of Time, there is a race called the Atha'an Miere that are all black and they are mostly sailors. They're called the Sea Folk. I'm not sure if the Atha'an Miere were the inspiration for the Redguards or if it was a case of parallel thought, but the similarities are there.

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>>713701610

>>713701793
Okay...................................................faggot.............................................
SO
Does that mean that Redguards aren't niggers? I mean, they were, historically speaking, carried onto ships firsthand by the thousands.
Either way, it doesn't mean that Redguards aren't the niggers, even if they can keep a boat on water.

>>713701938
You said they were like Russians the way they organize and hunt and stopping people on roads and being assassins. They may get up to some of those things in Cyrodiil, but that's not an accurate representation of the culture in Hammerfell

>>713701938
The only thing nigger-like about them is the color of their skin. If anyone's the niggers of Tamriel it's the Khajiit

>>713702093
Do the Russians not have a military? Does that military not have a navy-style branch; as in do they not have boats and sea offense and defense?

Emphasizing the Redguards as sailors makes it sounds liek you're pinning them as the British, or some European race. Which, assuming they're like the Mongolian race, is far from accurate?

>>713701566
I'm very sad that I can not leave my game like this.

>>713702296
Having a navy and having a reputation for being a sea-faring culture are two different things. I've never heard the Russians be associated with proficiency in ship-building or navigation. At least, not any more so than any other developed nation. If anything they'd be like the Mediterranean cultures or perhaps the Vikings (minus all the plundering and rape)

Your kind wouldn't survive a second in Black Marsh.

>>713697436
I always thought Argonians were the niggers of tamriel.

I hate video games

>>713702972
really, any of the non-human, non-elven races can be considered the niggers of Tamriel
They're all a bunch of n'wah

>>713702995
That doesn't mean much.

>>713698428
I don't have a huge issue with khajiit. It's just some Argonians.

I view khajiit as the Mexicans of ES.

>>713700977
Redguards conduct themselves with class and etiquette.

They're not niggers, they're people with black skin.
So basically they're cool middle easterners.

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to what debt does kahjeet owe.

I wish ESO hadn't been mediocre af
Would have been sweet to have a fun ES mmo

>>713703271
>cool middle easterners
oxymoron

>>713701566
The amount of pure distilled cringe in these nude mods is astounding

>>713703904
This is a fictional setting, anon. The sky's the limit.

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Ass

>>713704106
Let's bang butts as well as deez nuts

>>713704085
I don't get why these artists don't just download and practice some 3D rendering and animation software and turn this porn imagery into animated porn. Just go to >>>/3/ and >>>/g/ and ask around.

>>713701290
>Could you enchant my sword? Damn thing can't cut butter

I need moar Orc girls

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MFW The Witcher basically made the Elder Scrolls franchise obsolete.

>>713707349
Still havent played 3, but the first two witcher games were absolute dog shit

>>713707571
I never played the first two but Witcher 3 is probably one of the best open world RPGs ever, and it definitely up there as one of the best games of the current gen.

>>713707628
Tried to play 3. Didn't have a fucking clue what was going on in the story and gave up.

>>713707711
Your loss, buddy.

>>713707784
I doubt it. What I did play was nowhere near as amazing as everyone makes out.

>>713705491
because then they couldn't use the prefabricated scripts from other peoples mods

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>>713700223
We did it anons. We found the nigger

>>713697436
If anything that's the khajiit, lets be honest.

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>>713708121
>meeeh because blah blah because wahewahwahawaaaaaaaaaaah
yeah right

>>713694546
raid server
https://discord.gg/FnD9FJV

RAIDS in 12 hours

>>713694546
i just killed a dragon and devoured its soul, and you really want to try to rob me?

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>>713699050
do you people genuinely believe the shit you say or is it that you so convincingly dedicate to the troll that you say this bullshit everytime

>>713708833
This right here.

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>>713694546
really? i just killed these 5 dragons by shouting at them and you try to best me?

>>713709017
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool or a massive newfag would take anything posted here as fact.

>>713709337
>Several real life occurrences have been related to /b/ both directly and indirectly

>/pol/

DEATH TO ALL XBOX FANBOYS!

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>>713694546
You never whole have robbed here now ur gonna cum!

>>713709337
I just like the fact that one phrase from the game started a huge conversation about who's the niggers of tes and this conversation actually delved into the history and culture of each race. The only worth while conversations on b/ are started through racism

>>713695146
That a Wyvern.

>>713709982
"That's not red, that's dark red xDD!"

>>713709576
A broken clock is still right sometimes.

>>713710698
twice a day

>>713707711
>Find Yen.
>Find Ciri.
>Fight Wild Hunt.

Hurr durr so complicated I have no idea what is going on

>>713710169
This reminds me of this one guy.

"Orks have green blood. Didn't you read this one book? xDxDDDxdDD!"

>>713697773
HAHAHA

>>713699001
Neil D tyson of orcs

>>713711001
Hey now, what if it's digital and in military time. Also, I'm not sure /pol/ is correct even twice a day up until this election cycle

>>713711558
If it was digital then it wouldn't be displaying anything and it wouldn't be right ever

What about Magoza the Orc? She wasn't very bright, but she was a good person.

>>713711644
>Implying software never breaks

Khajiit are the Mexicans, muthafuckers arent even allowed past the border of a town

Dark Elves are the niggers since they have to live in their own specified area in windhelm, probably have their drinking fountains too

>>713711941
>implying digital clocks ever break in that way
when have you ever seen a digital clock be stuck on a particular time? It's either going to not display anything or it's going to display nonsense

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>>713709708

>>713712451
I had an old alarm clock who's screen got a little crunched and permanently read 3:33 or some bullshit. But if you squished it the right way the numbers would change. Also, lots of cell phones won't update for daylight savings time until you restart them so they're stuck an hour off time. Anyways, we're still ignoring that analog clocks are made in military time