NZ thread
I wish I had friends edition
Hurrr
plz just love me
>>590873231
slow one tonight.
Hastingsbro repot for dooty
>ids still fucking gone
Reporting In.
>>590873231
IKTFB
>>590874284
That's not what she said!
hamfag reporting in
>>590873985
i'll be your friend
Wanting friends. Faggots. P Nth.
>>590874284
No one else was making one so that would explain it I gave up waiting but it must be because everyone's gone
>>590874563
1 pump and dump.
all you need
Hamfag.
also hamfag
>>590874622
Really?
Even my girlfriend cant talk to me and makes me feel alone. At least new life means the possibility of new people
>>590874666
you got trips brutha.
i miss the old threads.
>>590874854
sure, why not
how are you friend
>>590874714
>implying I don't want reputation of my sexual awsomeness to spread
Hello, boys!
>>590874967
that's what i'm afraid of.
>>590874872
My first trips :^)
>>590874959
Im better now I have people to talk to friend
Friends in New Zealand that aren't dumbshits or drones?
Good luck, all my friends are from Europe I don't bother socializing with NZers outside work.
Wanaka master race reporting in
>>590875255
>I don't bother socializing with NZers outside work
It's not that you don't bother it's that you bother everyone else so you aren't asked.
>>590875255
my friends are all dry dumbshits. I prefer being alone, but then when i'm alone for too long i get sad
Auckland reporting in.
So fucking bored tonight guys
>>590875104
Is it is it the return of the prodigal son
>>590875174
good stuff, so where in the country are you at?
>>590875381
the prodigal faggot more like it
LOL
>>590875443
Wairarapa
The land of nothingness any day now Ill get a job and be able to leave.... right?
you?
>tfw you get out of the shower and the qts on your wallpaper are watching you get changed
THE SEXUAL TRILL
>>590875532
come on now
wish i was drinking right now.
>>590875143
Why?
Are you married or some shit?
>>590875381
>>590875532
Yeah it's me.
>the prodigal faggot more like it
Oh, you!!
>>590875628
I cannot imagine how thrilling that must be.
You must be hard as fuck.
>tfw you have to wait for your erection to subdue before putting your pants on
>>590875916
second shower inbound
>>590875883
*trilling
Check my dubs (if not trips)
>>590876023
Nice try, but check these
>>590875785
Maybe things might get better after all
Christchurch reporting in
>>590876023
Wow loooser. Dis is how u dubz
>>590875988
fgt me fgt cunt fuck bitch
>>590875916
>that feel when you have to wait an hour till you stop getting the drips before you can put your underwear back on after a wank
Life is a struggle
>>590876077
chequed
>tfw it's not hot enough to not drink
>>590876098
You're here so they are as good as they will ever be.
>things could never be better
>this is paradise
>you are here
>I am here
>goo goo g'joob
>>590876077
It is through my horrific blunder that you achieve greatness. Also, check 'em, one last time.
>>590876077
77
Dogs eleven
>>590875612
up north in hamilton, shame, wouldn't have minded meeting up for a whatever
>>590876318
>Maybe I do have friends after all edition
>>590876154
Faggot you?
I ain't gay m80 pot80
>>590876423
If I ever manage to get a job in the Wellington region you can come see me and we can laugh at the hipsters together
>>590875332
Black peak homemade gelato ftw
frieendly reminder that i am your friend
Ok, boys, I made some THC pills, didn't put in terribly much, didn't think it worked because the coconut oil didn't come out very green.
Took one sometime ago, I cannot recall, maybe an hour or so ago, it's almost ten o'clock and that doesn't seem right.
I'm not actually sure if I'm a bit buzzed, placebo, or about to get really really high.
>>590876574
sounds like a plan
>says the guy who's buying a single speed bike
>>590876574
i'm in also.
>>590875376
Know those feels, amazing this country can even function the way people are.
>>590876667
should have used butter.
>>590876440
Yes, how many times must ie be said?
>you have friends here.
>>590876563
Yeah, I like to go on walks, so what? Fucking going for one soon even with the police out patrolling the streets.
I don't give a fuck!
>>590876734
>>590876748
We can make a day of it
Well this was fun
gotta get up early so i can go to the gym before my lecture.
Night bros
how fucking based is it that IDs aren't even back?
too bad he'll bring it back soon tho
>>590876899
gn
study hard~
>>590876849
Fucking what ever you do what you want
you rebel you
>>590876890
groovy
>>590876890
i'll be drunk though, so i can be semi social and laugh at folks.
>>590876825
Yea, sadly your mum wasn't here, she was round getting fucked by all the other guys she gets fucked by, so I couldn't give her tits a pull for some cream.
She fucking gave my cock a good pull for some cream, last night, though. Fuck she's got nice tits for an old bitch, bro.
>>590876899
gn my child
>>590877088
>>590877049
Last time I was in the city it was 12 in the afternoon and there was some Jap guy screaming in he door of a pub in Japanese looked like he was gonna have a go.
Then some other guy walks up to me to ask for cigarettes I say walked but he was so drunk he pretty much wobbled.
So I guess what Im trying to say is yes
>>590876899
Goodnight my sweet little trumpet player.
Remember mummy is very proud of you, xoxo.
God Save the Queen
>>590876950
>too bad he'll bring it back soon tho
You watch your mouth, sensi.
Why aren't there any other fags from Wanganui? I mean yeah, I know half the population (And you know which half I'm talking about) doesn't know how a computer even works, but still...
>>590876849
Bro,what you do with kerosine is your own business,just don't ask me to share in it.
>holy fuck based capatcha
>>590877088
>88
SIEG HEIL!
>>590877448
>what you do with kerosine
You have me confused with another anon, anon.
I was simply asked to recieve it (Oh, Matron!).
>>590877589
8 is a lucky number in China
anyone here in hamilton
>>590877776
OFF BY FUCKING 1
>>590877850
Yeah ghee.
>>590877946
where you at /b/rutha
>>590873231
Plz get sancer
Any shorefags on tonight?
>>590878018
Home, baked as fuck, jamming the latest shit from all over the world because I'm a music critic.
>new year
>new girl groups
>new putting names to faces
>>590877791
Bad luck I'm not in China.
>said no one ever.
>>590877802
Gas the kikes, race war now!
>>590877934
What's one between friends?
>>590878024
Im sorry
>>590877776
I thought that all gay things were done with 25 litres of kerosine
That's why the govt would be suspicious?
It's 3 am and I'm up late having a few drinks. Cheers from Canada you lovable kiwifags!
>>590878208
got a spare tinny you wouldn't mind delivering?
>>590878449
You too, bro
Had trouble sleeping last night because I kept seeing imaginary spiders on my ceiling, it was weird. They were like daddy long legs but huge. Probably just sweating out the booze I'd been drinking the last few days.
>>590875612
Leave the Wai? Doesn't happen mate. Dairy 4 lyfe.
>>590878449
is it friday there yet?
Westport fag reporting in
>>590878576
Would much rather an hero
>>590878449
Thank you maple man you too
>>590878210
INDEED
>tfw goblinmidgetchan /pol/ isn't the same
>>590878348
Alright, can you fucking keep it down? Stop giving away all our sexy gay secrets, fuck.
>>590878474
I think my girls sitting on the bathroom floor tripping balls and smoking the rest of ours to try come down a bit. soz bro, pussy game first.
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
>>590878763
hahaha, sall good bruh
>>590878739
>/pol/ isn't the same
Don't tease me, oi.
>go there wanting to dicsuss things
>doesn't feel like home
>>590878628
>tfw drinking alone
>>590878739
I want to talk about things on there but I dont have the patience to wait half a day for a reply
>>590879011
Your here with us your not alone
>>590878838
It really is wonderful when someone cares about the mental health of people they don't even know.
2/10 made me reply
>>590879056
talk away bruh, i shall listen
Seig hail mongrels
>>590877934
Fuck, it's boiling.
I cannot stand this heat.
>>590879011
i actually posted it on friday that time
nice
>>590879226
Here is not the place
Meet me out back 5 minutes youll see
They will all see
naki master race reporting in
>>590879355
agreed
>>590879355
Poor mans air con, ice packon ur head
>>590878864
Straight up though. She's annoying as shit. Hot as fuck and fine when she's all drugged up. But my god. She is fit though. Avoid models. They are a fucking pain in the fucking ass.
>>590879443
What does one wish to discuss?
>>590879647
i tend to avoid relationships in general, more money and attention for me that way
>>590878628
lel, not yets. Still recovering from the weekend. Recently laid-off so I'm drinking a little more than when I had my 9-5.
Any one had a summer romance?
>>590880027
I started one 3 years ago and the bloody thing still hasnt ended
>>590878024
Fuck you nigga. Be nice to OP, he's a solid dude.
>>590880146
I like you :')
>>590879721
>racial superiority,so we can validate our beliefs
>conspiracy theorys,so we can have our ear to the ground
>advice,so we know what the fuck to do with our enlightenment
anyone keen for a sesh friday? chch
>>590878331
It's okay bruh, blessings to you.
>>590880027
Yeah, we went camping for two weeks in this huge field of wild flowers. beautiful. Do nothing but snort rails and fuck in the flowers and in our tent at night.
I miss you sometimes, Jess
>>590880322
Become a National Socialist.
>duh
>>590880372
Bitch has always reminded me of Ferris Buellers wench
>>590880322
>>racial superiority,so we can validate our beliefs
>>>/b/
>>conspiracy theorys,so we can have our ear to the ground
>>>/x/
>>advice,so we know what the fuck to do with our enlightenment
>>>/adv/
anyone hit up RNV?
Off for my walk.
Bye, boys!
>>590880660
Asking /adv/ for anything ever
>>590880826
Yes, there was a riot.
>>590880834
be safe
take care
>>590880901
Was a mean week ae, its fucked for next year tho
>>590880660
/x/is for paranormal shit,not the kike conspiracys that actually make sense
>>590879355
mfw crazy fuckers call it hot in January.
Pic related, Canadafag here.
captcha - weede
>>590881119
forgot pic
>>590881076
Your toaster is a skin walker m8 your fucked
>>590881221
i wish it was that cold here
THE
COLD
NEVER
BOTHERED
ME
ANYWAY
>>590881431
It wouldnt bother me if USB heaters
>>590880834
don't suck too much cock on your "walk"
>>590880294
I like you too mate!
who here spouting/forcing memes?
>>590881651
Littlefinger is my spirit animal
>still getting connection errors
i blame the heat
>>590881431
>>590881600
Heating bills are a bitch, but, yeah, I don't mind the cold either. It's cozy, and gives me an excuse to stay inside and drink!
>>590882314
the times i've spent tucked away in my sleeping bag all comfy during the winter. nevar forget.
>>590881996
Fuckin' A, I'll drink to that!
>>590882652
Oh yes! And, come summer, when I'm sweating me ass off, I'll think of you!
In the meantime, chill down with a cool shower.
sober for 8 more days. unless i muster up the courage and go to the bank and exchange all my change from last year.
>>590883167
>sober
stopped reading right there
>>590881996
>my spirit animal
>>590883167
Dude, don't feel bad about bringing in your change, that's what banks deal with all the time. Just be friendly and think of them awesome bevies you'll be having!
>>590883761
I only go into the banks when I have a decent amount of money to deposit.
I feel like going in there with hundreds every few weeks looks like Im doing something off
We cant die yet we haven't reached the bump limit.
Also still desperate to lose any of these if anyone wants anything
>>590884390
Naw man, them niggas don't give a shit. And any bitch ass punks who seem to care are gonna forget about it when the next customer walks in, cuz that's just their mentality then, bitching about everything.
You're golden man.
>>590885055
Me and you we're a team
>tfw making webms :3
>>590885194
Post em when you're done :3
>>590885194
>Tfw I will deserve her someday
>>590885185
Right on man, I'll drink to that! And strut down the street right beside ya!
>>590885343
You deserve her now and if you keep telling yourself you dont then nothing you do in your eyes will allow you to deserve her. Theres no time like the present and if you dont make the move you could never have the chance
>>590885508
I know what you mean,but she's not as old as she looks,but I think that's a good thing.
Gives me time to get a job,move out etc,etc
(I'm 18,give or take a year)
>>590875612
Just don't move to Auckland without a job.
The cost of living unless you like living in a "shoebox" or garage, almost everyone I know here under 35 is either working for themselves about $10k under what they're "worth" or they're working part-time in some shithole.
It's so bad all my mates from Hong Kong have gone back or gone to the US.
>>590885343
shame about the face
>>590886183
Unless she is 12 I dont see the problem
>>590886259
I want into Wellington already enrolled in a course there. Its just finding a job to pay for my accommodation. No one wants someone with no experience and no license.
>>590886562
don't want someone without experience, not willing to hire to give experience.
basically, know some one that can get you in.
Bareback from my walk, boys.
>>590881627
How dare you.
>>590884609
Why you giving them away?
>>590886353
Et tu,idgod?
Then end Hastingsbro!
>>590886562
You're not far off...
>>590886665
welcome bareback~
>>590884390
>Work in a shop
>Do the banking
>Go to the bank everyday with around 2grand cash
>"so what do you do?"
>Lie
>Run my own small business
>thinks all the money is mine.
All on my dick.
>>590886972
Danke.
I would love to bone my sister and cuddle after, she has autism so she doesn't have many friends, I think she only has had sex once before
>>590873827
JAFA#1
>>590887160
Your autistic sister gets more than you do?
>>590886665
OFF BY FUCKING ONE
dubs and we all get gf
>>590887455
Holy fuck, again.
>>590887160
wot not your sister so whose is it?
>>590887663
I've failed you cobbers
>>590887663
What would I do with one?
Oh "go shopping".
>>590886665
>>590877776
>this guys fucking luck
>>590887742
Dubs and YOU get bf
>>590887663
i thought this was my year.
>>590887957
It was never be your year.
>>590887791
I cannot believe it.
And to top it off my THC pills aren't that good.
oy vey
>>590888005
is that right?
>>590888056
>>590888025
Did you use cold pressed coconut oil?? Maximum fat content that way with the Lauric acid
>>590888067
Nah you can have next year
>>590887840
I knew it wasn't meant to happen.
>Got called good looking over on /fgt/
>they are being nice
>>590887663
I'll have you know I rolled a first time 95 on a "last two digits of post is your probability(%) of losing virginity this year
>now you've gone and fucked it up.Nigger
>>590887742
Topkek, I miss my wife sometimes, but not all the fucking money she spent!
czec
Anyone here ever imported a car from Japan?
>>590888067
why would you want a gf?
they just waste your time and money.
>>590888178
Reroll for you
eu
>>590888256
>>590888067
>>590888005
>>590887957
>there are "people" who drink their homebrand grape drink from mugs and not boxes
>>590888120
Not sure if cold pressed by it says high in lauric acid.
I used a rice cooker though so not sure if it go hot enough...the water boiled but the oil never got as green as I was expecting.
:(
>>590888199
You don't miss the money she spent?
>>590888472
What wrong?
>>590888296
Thanks for upping my chances .friend
:^)
>>590888777
Well it's about time. I'll be tossing off in her honor later in tribute for my double trips.
>>590888777
Is that a porn star or something?
>>590888887
that's the last fucking time i'm gonna use that pic for a get
>>590886665
Giving them away coz I dont want them
>>590888887
HOLY FUCK GUYS THIS IS NOW A GET-related epicFAIL thread.
who has twiitter?
>>590888887
>>590888921
yezzir
>>590889022
What a sweetheart.
>>590889074
Yes but I post things about feminism, lel.
>>590889074
Me,but it's a joke account I use for raids
>>590889074
i should really make one so i can follow all my kpop idols
Im back did ya miss me?
>>590889347
But they would write in Korean????
>>590889370
Your feet a shit noona.
>>590889476
That's not noona, haha.
>>590889370
Literally a hobbit
>>590889474
don't see a problem when it's
>2015
and google translate exists
>>590889476
What the fuck did you say to me you little bitch?
>>590888535
No, correct. I do not miss the amount of money she spent shopping, and superfluously. Canadafag still here, still drinking. You know what I mean mate.
>>590889586
Say what m8
>>590889605
Hey.
I'm just glad you exist.
>>590889616
>You know what I mean mate.
Yes, I do. I was bantering.
>>590889746
ok now let's see ur boipussy.
>>590889746
what are you? exactly
>>590873231
WHY DID YOU CUNTS STEAL THE AU FLAG?
>>590878128
yeah m8
>>590889611
*about me
>lern 2 pasta
>>590889476
>your feet a shit..
>>590889864
based, whereabouts? Beach Haven here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2YNYXpAr7M
>>590889746
Holy shit, those nails. This isn't a gore thread, get out you disgusting hobbit!
just gonna leave this here
Wellington guy reporting in late as usual.
>>590889846
> implying not god teir human
> suggesting not master race
Get the fuck out a here pleb
>>590889998
I'd give it a 5/10
>>590889878
Sorry
>>590890090
>>590889998
Haven't seen Barbara for ages.
>almost got it by one.
>>590889997
Umm nope
>>590884609
>>590889022
I'll take Race the Sun off your hands, if I haven't already got it. I'm pretty sure I don't, but might have an unused code from a bundle, will have to double check.
>>590890225
Das right mane. Das right
soo many indians.
>>590889783
Fuckin' cheers mate. I like you fuckin' Kiwis and Aussies. I know us Canadians and you got that Commonwealth shit going on, and that's righteous to me yo, but we're not cunts like so many others. I'd love to fucking pound back a buncha beers with y'all.
>craving nuggers
>no petrol
JDIMSA
>>590890435
Aight Ill need some way to gift it if you dont
tfw you have a mild attraction to Indian girls
>>590890577
Nice dubs softcunt. And nice work beating the Russians I was monitoring that game.
>>590890680
correct me if im wrong but isnt she asian?
>>590890753
Indians be Asians m8
i saw an unbelievable amount of indians today.
>>590890753
i didn't say pic related or anything
>>590890878
Watching the cricket are we?
>>590890622
I honestly read that as "craving niggers".
>what's on my mind
>>590890959
What is with indians and the most boring sport on the planet?
>tfw getting closer to /fit/as you all sit alone and gainless
>>590891077
Black penis?
>>590891185
DLF MAXIMUM!!!!
>>590891188
/fit/ can't save you
>tfw up-to-date with all my kdramas
i have literally nothing to do now
>>590889997
>>590889746
I used to bite my nails too, for years. Till one morning after a night of partying, a few of us went to a restaurant for breakfast still drunk. There was chick I fancied and I sat next to her.
And I forget what it was, but I passed something to her as we sat at the table there, and both of us looked at my fingernails, and I was horrified at the thought of her being horrified by how horrible my hands looked because I bit my nails.
I never bit them again.
Chicks notice hands mate. Keep your nails clean and trim, and for fuck's sake, don't bite them.
>>590890680
>mild
Can't order them like a curry, mate.
>>590891188
>>590891366
only dubs can save us
>>590891366
O RLY?
>>590891293
>Black penis?
No genocide.
i just don't 'get' everybody's obsession with dubs
>>590891521
>>590891493
i'm sure
>>590891432
Ive tried to stop. Its really hard for me. But thanks dude im going to try harder after reading that. Honestly
>>590890878
y u always hate indian ill kill u. dont cum round here again
>>590891678
Sieg/Heil
>>590891188
current body type?
see you in 3months for a check in. take pic of body now. i will too. take another in 3 months.
we check in and masturbate to each others gains.
you in?
going for image cap before bump limit bros ww@?
>>590891919
Not him but I'm in.
>>590892180
RIGHT FUCKING HERE
>>590892180
+1
>tfw you like a lot of girls but you're in love with HER
continue here
>>590892370
i keep it 150 and 300
fuckin captchas
>>590891769
Sure,why not?
>>590892395
i'm not posting in that shit looking thread
>>590890692
Thanks eh! And awesome you were keeping track of the game. It was real "nail biter"!