ITT: Inappropriate relationships Have you ever had a relationship

2 of my female Bosses one was store manager one was VP...it was awesome.Had a chance with my friends model mom but I was 15 and clueless..still think about that to this day.

>>585786129
I used to bang my stepmother. Dad used to travel a lot and we got caught in the void he left while traveling.

>>585786129
i fuck my dog on a daily basis

I did it with my sister's best friend. Not quite off limits, but my sister went postal when she found out.

Does it counts if it was a relationship with a girl that had a boyfriend?

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>>585786129
kinda in a relationship like that right now. she's my superior but all we do is flirt with each other all day lol and she has a boyfriend too

>>585787192
Yes, it does count. Double points if the bf is a total beta...

Was 24 years old. Coached high school fall baseball. One of the moms sent me a very flirtatious email and then it escalated from there to nude pics, lingerie pics, dildo pics etc... It was fun

>>585787706
what r u w8in 4 m8? BANG DAT BITCH!

My Japanese teacher. He was 33 and I was 17.

>>585787878
the bf was a rich beta, a nice guy actually. she was a whore.

that's pretty much all of my relationships haha

>>585788087
Pics or didn't happen

Posted this earlier but I had an affair with my senior year teacher, she was 28-29 and married to an older guy in the military.
>gives her number out on the first day of class in case anyone needs to get ahold of her in an emergency
>got in a wreck that morning, nothing big but I called to say I'd be late (she was first class of the day)
>she texts me later that night asking if I'm okay, shit like that
>end up texting pretty regularly, usually her telling me about something she overheard or related to school
>one night she's been drinking and tells me things with her husband haven't been going well
>end up getting her to send tits because priorities
>next day we don't talk until that night, she's really conflicted and upset
>after a day or two of this try to talk to her after school was over, she is calmer now and admits she overreacted
>asks if I enjoyed the photo, tell her I didn't fap to it because her feeling guilty made me feel bad
>feels like she did all that for nothing since I didn't cum to it (I definitely did)
>we go to her car to talk 'privately' but it culminates in her pulling out her breasts and giving me a hand job

Lost my v card to my step sister when I was 14 and she was 13. We found our parents to porn stash one day and one thing led to another. We would fuck a few times a week. Also used to bang one of my assistants while she was in a committed relationship with a kid. Good times.

ex-best m8 mom... lost the friend but got her pussy and inaugurated her ass...

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i'm in a secret incest relationship with my sister, we just got attracted to each other after puberty

I have girlfriend
Girl I want has boyfriend
me and her are always inappropriate
done shit at parties
frequent texting
fuck

>>585789392
OP here

How did it happen? Did you grow up separated?

>>585786129
been intermittent with my mom.
started after I moved out and she would come to my place and used my hot tub.
Dad knows and has conflicted feeling about it, doesn't like sharing her on but admits the incest thing is hot.

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>>585786129
sister
fucking amazing!
someone who gets my sense of humor,
having fun whether we're joking around or quietly watching a movie.
and sex so hot it'd make a volcano blush

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>>585789590
yes, we have the same mother but different fathers, after spending some time together we basically went from playing vidya and just hanging out daily to sex based relationship, I feel guilty about this but shit is cash as fuck

I have relationships with myself many times a day

Recently started talking to a girl, said she was single, turns out she wasn't. Still talked and carried on like she was. Not a fuck was given.

>>585789392
>>585789564
samefag

OP here again, realized I should probably contribute.

I take my dads big thick cock in my ass every night because I'm a huge faggot

>>585789189
Go on

>>585790001
Cool man. Not a thing that I would do but if you two are into it, kudos to both of you.

Did you two ever have a bad experience because of it (like pregnancy scares or getting caught)?

>>585790001
Man, do I wish to have a hot sister and a relationship with her, too.

My "cousins". They're best friends and I was fucking with both behind their backs and damnit my dick was diamonds the whole time, I blew the largest load of my life down the back of one's throat

I fooled around with this asian girl's mom (didn't have sex at that point) then went on to have sex with the asian girl for about a month, then a few months later ended up fucking her mom and she is basically on speeddial sex for me right now. I'm 19, daughter is 19, mom is 43. The mom does that GG two handed twisting + sucking method.

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>>585786129

you get into it because it's fun, a little or a lot naughty and it makes you feel all tingly

then you realise you're trapped and it's a big mistake, but you can't stop

then the shit hits the fan, unless you're VERY VERY LUCKY

if it goes all pear-shaped--which it most usually does--there's lots of collateral damage and you end up resenting each other and everyone takes a hit

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>>585790557
no possibility of getting caught, although we didn't have normal sex until she started taking birth control pills, I go raw but never cum inside actually

>>585791053
Hmm... and how does she feel about it? Just fools around or she has deep feelings and plan to live that with you until death??

>be me
>be 15
>be freshman year
> we get a new kid at our school
>we become really good friends
>we party, smoke weed and do tones of shit together.
> go over to his house and he has a 8/10 mom
>she's married but we still talk
> fast forward a year.
>be 16 and a sophomore
> me and friend are still chill
> me and his mom text each other
> ask her if she wants some fuck
> she says yes
> go over to friends house when everyone but his mom is gone
> we start kissing, then taking each others cloths off
> then we start fucking
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> we finish then I go to my truck
> text a few friend what happened
> the next day at school everyone finds out
>new friend get pissed anout it and wants to fight
> we go to athletics and then he hits me
>I then kick his ass
> later that month his mom goes to jail for sex with a miner
> mfw I fuck my friends mom, kick his ass and don't get shit

>>585791538
holy shit your awesome.

>>585791383
we talked about this but I guess that we will break up soon eventually, I'm moving out, she stays here, also we couldn't explain all that to our parents, friends etc so yeah, I think it's just a nice experience but not long-term one

>>585786129
sister back in the day

no penetration just oral

>>585791538
>sex with a miner

>jail

>>585792025
What I call a minor inconvenience.

She was pregnant with a good friends child, he was ok with it but it was weird and wrong. I broke up with her after not too long, best blowjob i've ever had though

Messed around with a teacher in high school.
Most of the girls my friend was talking to would go after me instead.
High school was fun.
But I wish I never fucked around on my gf at the time.
We'd be having a great life if I wasn't such a fag

>>585792316
Kek

>>585791538
>>585791795
This underage same faggotry

>>585792025
>sex with a miner
>miner

you monster

>>585786129
I banged my cousin for 8 years. She was pretty 7/10, but nasty as fuck. She got married (I was best man and fucked her the night before the wedding), had two kids (one is mine, for sure) but we had to stop because everyone was getting suspicious.

>>585789654
>intermittent
wut?

>>585791538
you're the worst kind of person

>be me
>from agest 11-13
>babysit neighbors kids
>boy and girl: 8 and 7
>used to feel up little girl
>she's sucked my dick
>watched her fuck and suck brother
>watched brother pee in her pussy
>watched them watch their parents porn together

i wonder what they're up to now

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>>585792942

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>>585792025
>>585792805
that's what I call some kinky shit. It's illegal in 43 states

>>585792942
>for sure

go on....

>>585793524
>>585793524
So much minor touching. Did he jailed?

>>585792805
I guess in some countries having sex with a dwarf miner is like CP

>>585791538
>sex with a miner

confirmed coal burner

>>585793648
For sure because the kid really looks like me and the "conception date" was when her hubby was in Brazil because of work (he stayed two months in that shithole).

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>>585793798

this one did

>>585793427
>>be me
>>from agest 11-13
>>babysit neighbors kids
>>boy and girl: 8 and 7
>>used to feel up little girl
>>she's sucked my dick
>>watched her fuck and suck brother
>>watched brother pee in her pussy
>>watched them watch their parents porn together
>i wonder what they're up to now

living the dream

Fucked one of my best friends and wife never found out. She loved it in the ass...

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If I have secs with him, do I get thymed?

>>585793427
wieeeeeeeeeerd kek

>>585789392
are you tom from goddamn myspace!?

>>585794021
was the kid autistic?

I had a relationship with someone I met on the internet, was awkward as fuck when someone asked where we met, so made up an elaborate lie.

>>585786129
Do you store the Greentexts somewhere? I monitored a few of your threads and couldnt finish some of the stories.

>>585794474
Pretty much normal. Just asthmathic and underweight.

Was living with and fucking my engaged best friend. We all lived together too. She kept telling me she was going to leave him to be with me etc. Dude was total loser. Just wanted to play Eve all the time. Wouldn't get a job either. Got blowjobs and shit while he was asleep in the other room after he would get sexually rejected from her. (she walked in on him masturbating and he asked her if she wanted to help. She told him she wasn't in the mood. An hour later I just whipped my Dick out and she started sucking it). Guy was also a total asshole. No one liked him to the point that her family and friends cut her out of their life due to him.

>>585794106
lol...

i've tried to look them up on FB, but i can't remember their last name for the life of me.

Banged my Boss at EDS for a while. She was smoking hot at the time.

>>585795331
that is pretty mess up, I would try and help the loser

>>585794474
they were cousins, not siblings...

>>585795331
And why did you stop fucking her?

>>585796030
he got an arrow in his knee

Was in a relationship with 14 years old while I was 19, she lied but I didn't give a fuck. I was sexually frustrated, think about it now it was kind of fucked up.

>>585786129
I had with transsexual girl if that counts, I think that if someone from my environment knew I would get much stranger looks than u faggots doing normal cheating

>>585796250
Knees are for faggots and gays

>>585796333
That's because cheating is wrong and fucking a trans is fucking disgusting.

>>585796306
I raise your bet

Had a relationship with a 16 year old, being 24 myself, and knowing about her age

>>585796030
she decided she wanted to stay with this loser/ she started feeling guilty I guess. I ended leaving she changed her phone number and blocked me on facebook and shit. Haven't heard from her in years. Her mom thinks of me as a son though *shrugs*

>>585796692
Had a gf of 15 when I was 18
Had a gf of 16 when I was 21

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I had a relationship with your mom and I farted in her mouth. She then died from inhaling too much fart gas, as she is a dumb fat bitch who inhales farts, my farts, which I farted into her mouth.

>>585787706
>in a relationship
>all we do is flirt

confirmed for virgin beta

>>585796953
>>>/lgbt/
Here go back to ypur usual board faggot.

>>585796805
Name, for research purposes?

Had a long affair with my wife's hot little sister. U ain't gotta believe me, but I did take both their v cards.

>>585797097
Why aren't you b& if you are underage

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>>585797097
why are you such a fucking retard is my first question, second question is were you always this fucking retarded?

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>>585797332
lol I took their v-cards years before you did, beta faggot

>>585796556
I agree, with you man, but I honestly did know "it" was a boy, and it was poor and alone whole life so I took pity...

>>585797640
Just start a cheese pizza thread and be done with it faggot.

>Be 17 year old faggot senior in high school
>Parents are from Switzerland
>Mom told me never to bring home a non-white girl
>Jokes on her, I'm gay
>Few months pass
>Meet really good looking guy who was half-black
>Not only was he gorgeous, he was perfect in every way (athletic, 4.0 GPA, full ride to Princeton, etc)
>We started seeing eachother after school
>Cuddling, kissing, small things
>The last day before we moved away to college, we had sex
>Oh. Sweet. Christ.
I miss him, but he's out of my league. While he's out in the real world doing great things, I'm on 4chan... What more is there to say? My life pretty much fell apart after high school.

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>>585797640
confirmed for retarded since birth

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>>585797926

>>585798097
Cheers, anon.

>>585797926
And did you come out to your parents? Or are you still inside "hidden faggotry zone"?

>>585796953

14 year old faggot detected.

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>>585798567
fight me irl, beta bitch

>>585798550
I didn't want to come out to my parents until I made them proud. Never happened.

>>585798821

I have some bug juice for you instead.

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>>585798995
why dont you go back to crying into your pillow every single moment of every single day you little girl

>>585790001
which one of your parents has a cleft chin?

I actually fucked my religion teacher in 13th grade

>>585786129
I date my best friends sister and we will soon be married.

>>585799540
lol whats his name?

>>585791538
you are a HerO

>>585799668
got me there

>>585786129
When I was 21 I was fucking a 16 year old in high school. She was the biggest slut I've ever had, and she fucked better than anyone I've ever had. She was a beast. If she wasn't illegal I would have married her.

>>585800095
Find her and marry her...

I lost my virginity to my stepsister and I fucked my teacher

>>585800095
should've fucked her for 2 more years then married her

or marry her in a different country

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>>585786129
In both 8th and 9th grade I fucked my English teacher probably 25? times.

Also fucked my Chemistry teacher in 11th grade. Probably 10? times.

Came in both of them every time.
Looking back it was pretty damn dumb. But I was young and horny.

Also, I never told anyone. These kids today need to learn to shut their mouths. Being discreet pays off!

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>>585800368
I lost my virginity to wonderwoman and I fucked batgirl.

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>>585788234
faggot

>>585800552
>

>>585800549
How did it get to that?
Greentext?

I once had sex with a person who's gay I'm sure he told me his boyfriend was too

>>585786129
I was 15 and she was 12

Do 8 year old girls count as inappropriate?

>>585793427
>intermittent
in·ter·mit·tent
/ˌin(t)ərˈmitnt/
adjective:
occurring at irregular intervals; not continuous or steady.
she goes through a cycle of being horny then wants to stop for awhile, then wants to fuck all the time.
>learn to english

>>585801129
Welcome to 4chan

I forced my best friend to give me a blowjob in a Newspaper recycling dumpster.
Shit was so cash

>>585801129
Only if they take it in the ass.

>>585789189
moar

>>585786129
My brother had a nice gf once.
I liked her. Also her mother.
long story short i had a nearly 1 year lasting relationship with the mother of my bro´s gf.

he saw me the morning after the first night i slept at her place in the kitchen. we high 5´d.

>>585801322
then Im all set. I hate anal so I always give it in the vagoo.

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>>585800549
you gotta be the most obviously beta virgin posting in this whole thread.

>>585789189
What subject was it?

>>585786129
My best friends wife. I was his best man at his wedding. While he was deployed her and I would run a few miles together every other day. Ended up becomming good friends and fucked.....he doesn't know.

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>>585801685
I also fucked your best friends wife

>>585786129
yeah, my former boss. we are married now and have a 2 kids though.

>>585787878
i used to fuck a girl who had a boyfriend and i'd make her call him on her phone while she sucked me off, anal fucked her, etc.

Been in a sexual relationship with my girlfriend's little brother's girlfriend for almost six years. My gf know about it and aproves. The brother doesn't know shit though.

>>585801272
>been intermittent with my mom

learn to context

>>585786129
i fucked my daughters english teacher which turned out to be her boyfriends mom
>pussy was bomb

>>585789189
what photo?

Well depends on what you consider off limits, but i had a short term relationship with my cousin. Wasn't really all that sexually though. We did go all the way a few times though.

>>585801685
what a coincidence

>>585786129
30 yrs old now, but when I was 17 I was a suger baby. 65 yr old Dude licked my pussy maybe once a week and then would give me whatever I wanted, sweet guy kek. He would take me on vacations and dress me in the most amazing outfits, he died from a heart attack but god bless his soul lol

I made out with my little brothers friend's Mom if that counts. It was kind of hot.

Fuck a friends sister when I would sleep over at his house, I would ditch him in the middle of the night and fuck his sister. Good times, were still good friends

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I had a relationship with a hen once, she was pretty down to cluck.

>Used to fuck married women that worked for me when I was a restaurant manager
>fucked a 16 year old hostess when I was 27
>fucked a girl from the time she was 18 till she was 19 when I was in my early 30's
>fucked several waitresses that worked for me that were around my age and were single, but who still worked for me
Almost every girl I ever fucked could have been deemed "inappropriate" in some kind of way or another

fucked my kindergarten teacher right after high school graduation. Was casharoni

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>>585803723
ugh. i know exactely what u did there m8

>>585796871
met my current wife when she was 17 and I was 28. A source told me she was 2 weeks from turning 18. Started fucking her and found out she was 9 months from 18.

>me being 14
>German teacher is hot but a total bitch
>I suck at German
>Spend a lot of time with her in the breaks talking about how to raise my grades
>Stare a lot at her cleavage when I think she doesn't notice.
>She has a very nice ass too
>One day I have to retake a test during break in a classroom alone with her.
>During the test she drops something from her desk
>She bends over to pick it up, ass facing me, she doesn't even bend her knees.
>She is wearing super tight skinny jeans and I just stare at that amazing booty.
>She suddenly looks back and looks me right in the eye.
>See anything you like? she asks
>I start to blush and look at my test while trying to concentrate.
>This is not enough for her so she walks up to my desk and says: I asked you a question.
>I answer with: I don't know what you mean miss.

cont

>>585786129
fucked a midget once. quit drinking for 8 months because of it

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>>585795516
>i've tried to look them up on FB
>look them up on FB
>on FB

Better you should try prison and the local strip bar

>>585805371
>She says that she is not stupid and she has seen me looking at her.
>She continues on about it and that she knows I do it all the time.
>She then tells me she doesn't mind and considers it a compliment but doesn't want me to lie to her.
>She goes back to her desk and tells me I have 10 minutes left to finish my test.
>Can't focus on the test so I completely ruin it and leave for classes.

>A few days later
>She marked my test and wants to discuss it with me (I failed the test again).
>During lunchbreak I am alone with her in a classroom again.
>She wants me to sit opposite of me on her desk.
>I noticed she had unbuttoned her top button but it was warm that day.

cont

>>585805444
>While we sit at her desk she starts talking about my grades.
>She tells me that if I continue to mess up German I will not pass this year and will have to do this again.
>Meanwhile her foot finds my foot under the table.
>She is just touching it. Enough to be suspicious but not enough to say something about it.
>She asks me how it is that I keep failing tests.
>Eventually she asks me if she is a distraction.
>I ask her why she thinks that.
>She explains that she has seen me looking at her and thinks I might fantasise about her.
>I tell her I don't think she is a distraction and try to stear the conversation in an other direction.
>She tells me she told me she didn't want to be lied to.
>I look up and she is staring me right in my eyes.
>I feel that I am starting to blush.
>I tell her I do but that I would never act on it.
>She asks me why.
>I tell her because she is my teacher and she would lose her job so she wouldn't allow it and I would only make a fool of myself.
>She says that such things will only be a problem if it comes out.
>She puts her hand on my knee under the desk.
>I now have a boner.
>We just sit there and stare at each other for what feels like forever.
>Eventually I lean in towards her.
>Halfway there she leans towards me.
>The closer I get to her the slower I go but the faster she seems to go.
>When we meet we kiss.
>At first it is just a peck on the lips but it soon turns into a french kiss.

cont

>>585805485
>When we stop kissing she stands up and walks toward the door.
>She locks the door.
>She goes back to her desk and sits on her desk.
>She asks: Anon, get over here.
>She is now sitting on the desk while I am standing between her legs.
>she has her arms around my neck and I have mine around her waist and we continue kissing.
>She removes one arm from around my neck and unbuttons her shirt some more.
>She then grabs my hand and pushes my left hand inside her shirt and left boob.
>I squeeze her boob and she seems to like it and her breathing gets heavier.
>I decide to be alpha and but my hand inside her bra.
>She doesn't stop me.
>When I start playing with her nipple she pull me closer to her and her breathing gets even heavier.
>After some time she gets of her desk and continues to hold me and kiss me.
>Her right hand goes against my chest and starts to make it's way down.
>Eventually I can feel her hand on my trousers stroking my cock.
>I get harder and harder and start to touch her more.
>The school bell rings and she lets go of me.
>She buttons up her shirt unlocks the door and tells me to not be late for my next classes.

cont

>>585805550
>I go to my french classes still having a boner and being horny as hell.
>It is Friday so after today it will be weekend.
>Won't she my German teacher until Tuesday.
>after the rest of my classes I go home and jerk off.
>The weekend and Monday were uneventfull but Tuesday I start my day with German classes.
>Can't focus the entire hour and keep staring at her.
>At the end of the lesson she tells everybody what our homework will be.
>Then she says: Anon, your German vocabulary is not what it is supposed to be. I checked your roster and I saw you had the fifth hour off.
>I would like you to meet me at D14 so you can learn and I can check your progress.
>I tell her I will be there.
>Since I am really shit at German I think for the rest of the day if she is serious about me having to study German or if she wants to mess around some more.
>When I get to the classroom my legs are shaking.
>I enter and she tells me to take a seat.
>After I sit down she walks up to the door and locks it again.
>She walks towards me and asks me why I am shaking.
>I tell her I am nervous because I don't know what to expect.
>She sits on my desk and looks at me and says: "I taught this is what you wanted".
>I tell her I do but that this might be wrong and all.
>She tells me it is not wrong because I want it and that I am old enough to make my own decisions.
>She then gives me a kiss on the lips and hands me a list of German words.
>She says I have to learn these words and she will test them this hour.
>If I do good and get a 7 or higher she will give me something special.
>Mildly disappointed I start to learn.
>After 20 minutes she wants to test me.
>I completely fail the test because I really suck at German and score a 3.
>She tells me to try again and she will test me in 10 minutes.
>The next test she gives me I score a 6 (so close).
cont

>>585805656
>She then comforts me saying that I at least passed this test and showed a lot of improvement.
>She then says: "Because you tried so hard, do you still want it?"
>I say sure not knowing what is going to happen next.
>She moves away my desk and starts sitting on my lap and kissing me.
>I get rock hard and she seems to feel it because she starts to smile and move her hips a bit.
>After a few minutes she gets of me and gets on her knees.
>She unzips my pants and whips out my rock hard dick.
>She starts to jerk me off very slowly while maintaining eye contact.
>After something like 10 seconds she moves her head down and kisses the tip of my dick before opening her mouth and taking it in.
>It felt amazing.
>First she just went up and down a bit but then she started to make circles around the tip with her tongue.
>In for a minute or so when I feel I am about to cum.
>I tap her shoulder. no response.
>I say: "miss, I am about to cum"
>She says nothing but adds her hand and starts jerking me off while giving me a bj and she is getting faster and faster.
>I can't hold it anymore and I cum in her mouth.
>She stops jerking off but continues to make circles around the tip (fucking glorious feeling).
>She gets up and looks at the clock.
>She tells me my classes start in 5 minutes.
>She then makes out with me before she tells me to pull up my pants and unlocks the door.
>I went to classes and couldn't wait until Thursday because then I would see her again.
cont

>>585805732
>Thursday I have German again.
>Spend the entire hour looking at her and smiling.
>She notices but does not acknowledge anything is different.
>She even tells me a few times to pay attention and do the exercises given.
>When I drift of again she tells me that she did warm me before and if I can't manage to work then I'll have to continue working during the break.
>Not really sure whether I was being punished or if she was trying to get us alone again.
>When the class leaves and I am left behind to continue working she sits at her desk doing teacher stuff.
>After a good 5 minutes she walks up to me and asks me if I am here on a bike.
>I say yes and she asks me if I know my way in this neighbourhood.
>I had lived there my whole life so I told her I did.
>She then asked me what time I needed to be home.
>Since my mom works and my dad left years ago I only need to be in time for dinner which is at 18:30.
>She ask me how late my last class is finished and I tell her it is 16:00.
>She asks me if I am interested in coming around.
>After I say yes she explains how I need to ride there.
>After school I get on my bike and ride to her house.
>Since she owns a car she is already there.
>Ring the door bell and she lets me in.
>She has an apartment where everything is on the same floor so I see the kitchen livingroom door to the bathroom and a big door which I guess will lead to the bedroom.
>As soon as I close the door she pushes me against the door and starts to make out.
>I show that I stopped being all passive after this and grab both her boobs with my hands and push her to the dinner table.
>All the curtains in the house are closed so I guess she planned this all.
>She leans back and starts to lie down on the dinner table.
>I lie on top of her and continue making out and groping her boobs.
>After sometime she pushes me of her and stands up.
>She takes my hand and walks me to the big door.
cont

>>585805827
>We are now standing at the foot of her bed in her bedroom and continue making out.
>Suddenly she stops and wraps her arms around me before dropping herself on her bed (taking me with her).
>I am now in bed with her on top of her and she continues to make out with me.
>Her hands are now under my shirt and I start to unbutton her shirt.
>She pulls up my shirt so I have to stop kissing her so she can pull it over my head.
>At the moment that I can't see anything because of the shirt over my eyes I feel her lips touching my nipple and she starts sucking it.
>When I am freed of my shirt I decide to return the favour by unbuttoning even more and taking of her shirt.
>When she is without I shirt I see a wonderful red bra filled with two beautiful cup D boobs.
>I start kissing her boobs and groping them while she is just laying there.
>She grabs my hair and pulls me toward her and kisses me.
>She then pulls me away and looks at me and says: take it off.
>Take what off I ask her.
>My bra she says.
>Fumbling at her back with both of my hands some time and finally manage to get it off.
>She takes of her bra and I am looking at the most perfect tits since ever.
>I remember her sucking my nipple and I decide to suck hers while groping her boobs.
>Her breathing tells me she enjoys this.
>When I start to kiss her again she rolls over and is now on top.
>She passionately kisses me and than stands up.
>She is standing besides the bed, boobs showing.
>She takes of her pants and socks and is just standing there in a thong.
>She looks at me and I look at her and she says: "Do you like what you see?".
>I answer with: "Yes very much".
>She lies down besides me and asks me if I remember the bj she gave me.
>of course I remember and tell her how great it felt.
>She asks me if I can lick her.
>Since my only experience with sex comes from porn this makes me nervous.
>She looks at me and tells me not to be scared cause she will guide me through it.
cont

>>585805906
>She tells me to make her naked.
>I pull of her thong and she is just laying there completely naked.
>She tells me to rub her clit.
>I start rubbing it and she seems to breath deeper and deeper.
>After some time she says I should but a finger inside her.
>I start fingering her and she tells me to add a finger, and again.
>I am now fingering her with three fingers and every time she starts breathing faster I go faster.
>She then tells me to lick her clit but to keep fingering her.
>Her pussy is just perfect.
>Not a hair in sight and it feels so soft.
>I start licking like the amateur I am and keep fingering her.
>After some time I hear her moan.
>After she moaned a second time she sits up, grabs my hand from her pussy and throws me down on the bed.
>She sits on top of me at belly height and I can feel her juice dripping on me.
>She moved lower and lower and she starts to unzip my pants and take them off.
>When my pants are around my feet she throws them of the bed and removes my socks from my feet.
>She lies down on top of me completely naked while I only wear my boxer.
>She moves her hand towards my boxer and pulls it.
>She says: "Any reason this should stay on?"
>I tell her no and she takes them off.
>She reaches for her night stand and gets a condom from it.
>She opens the package and puts the condom on my now hard as diamonds dick.
>She lies down and pulls me on top of her.
>We are completely naked besides the condom I am wearing and I am on top of her.
>We start making out again and she guides me inside her.
>Getting inside her feels great.
>When I am completely inside her I rest for a few seconds because I feel like I am about to cum.
>Then I start to slowly pump her.
>faster
>faster
>faster
>her fingernails are in my back.
>It hurts but it is very nice at the same time.
>We stop kissing and I move up a bit so I can watch her body while I fuck her.
>Her legs close around my waist and I look at her boobs bouncing up and down.
cont

>>585805980
>She tenses up and starts to breath very fast.
>Her pussy gets tighter which is why I can't hold it anymore and I cum buckets.
>I lie on top of her and am completely wasted.
>We lay there for a few minutes just breathing heavy.
>She asks me if I liked it.
>I say hell yeah and ask her if she liked it.
>She said she did and she was about to cum but then I came and stopped.
>I apologize to her but she says it doesn't mind and thinks I will get better.
>We make out for another 15 minutes or so and I get horny again and start playing with her nipples.
>She notices and asks me if I want to go again.
>I say yes (still inside her from the first time) and start kissing her more.
>The sight of her, the feeling of her kissing me, the idea of going again, I got hard again.
>Second time was even better.
>We went faster and she pumped back.
>I lasted way longer and she told me to stroke her clit with my hand while fucking her.
>After a while I started to feel her nails again and she started to tense up.
>Knowing what it was I felt her getting close so I started to fuck her faster and harder.
>She came eyes rolling back and her whole body tensing, a few seconds later I came.
>She said I should leave if I wanted to be home in time so I grabbed my clothes and before I left she kissed me once more.

This went on for the rest of the year.
Meeting up at her place and fucking her.
It got better and better.
We tried different positions and I had sex at least once a week for a year.
She never contacted me using notes, e-mail or texts because she never wanted there to be a trace.
After a year I got an other teacher for German and it just stopped.

I never taught she loved me or anything.
She just wanted sex and I could give her that without getting caught.

>>585786129
Two days ago friend of eight years tells me she is now engaged. We fucked that night. Was kinda fun I guess but I was really high and pretty nervous so i had trouble keeping it up at the end. Didnt end up finishing overall 5/10. Wouldnt do it again but kinda needed to happen

Me and my sister did some pretty bad stuff as kids. We were interested in sex but really didn't know what we were doing. We had actual full on sex once but it was usually just oral. Our folks caught me going down on her but she was 2 years older than me so she got the brunt of the freak out that ensued. They were going to send her to a boarding school but I begget them not to do it. Because I didn't want to be the reason she got separated from her friends and shit so I begged and begged until we convinced them there wasn't any meaning to what we were doing beyond curiosity. My sister meant the world to me (as a sibling) and I'd have done anything for her.

We're still really close all these years later but we obviously never talk about it.

>>585806133
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bumping based thread.
Anyone else got some greentexts?

>>585805147
>Not saying "eggsactly"

>be 20
>brother is 15
>parents are away and want me to check in the house
>brother is having a party
>drunk kids everywhere
>see next door neighbor, Tori
>she's 14
>she comes over to me
>"heeeeeeeeeeeey, I know you... you're PJ's brother..."
>thanks to her low cut shirt, I realize she has nice tits
>she leans on me
>"you know... I always thought you were the coolest guy... I crushed on you hard for a long time"
>ohfuckno, too young
>"hehe, yeah... Have you seen my brother?"
>she grabs my hand and takes me upstairs to my brothers room
>no one is there
>She closes the door and aggressively corners me
>"you know what you should let me do?"
>whispers in my ear "Suck your dick..."
>Then she licks my ear
>clearly this is happening
>I just undo my pants and she does the rest
>give me a sloppy ball licking blowjob
>She's grabbing my ass and fucking her own face as she pulls me in
>looks up at me as I explode in her mouth
>I close my eyes and savor the moment
>takes me a second to realize she has just thrown up all over me
>now she's crying
>fuck this
>take her to the bathroom and clean us both up
>get her smiling again, and we bullshit
>To downstairs and find brother
>he puts his arm around Tori
>gives her a kiss
>oh fuck, this is his GF
>nope the fuck out
>end up fucking her behind his back for a few months Until they break up
>I transfer schools
>see her two years later at thanksgiving
>make it a tradition to fuck whenever we see each other
>never tell anyone

>>585797326
name of who?

>>585790001

I know he didn't even claim it, but these people are not brother and sister

I saw this weeks ago when a guy said he was playing playstation with his GF, no sister, no incest

>>585791538
You forgot the part when you high fived a trex and then flew away on your dragon

>>585807632
That is hot.
She and your brother still together?
You still fuck her?

>>585806502
Hey, that post was on-topic. Let the bot contribute.

>>585807632
>>now she's crying
>>fuck this
>>take her to the bathroom and clean us both up
>>get her smiling again, and we bullshit

bro u just saved yourself from 10+ years in prison holy shit

Currently I am basically dating my 15 year old neighbor. I'm 33.

>>585807848
quads so close

>>585800687
>How did it get to that?

>the 8th &9 th
>me and 2 other classmates helped her and another teacher when they moved
>week or so later me and another guy help her again
>other guys parent came and picked him
>mine had to work late so teacher took me home
>teacher gave me a very nice hug when she dropped me off
>once I git inside the body started taking over
>I called her when she got back to her apartment (this was pre-cell days) and told her that I though I left something there (widget, whatever)
>she came back and got me
>when we got back to her apartment (boxes are everywhere) she asked right away if it was ok if she showered while i looked for it. (I don't remember why she needed to shower right away)
>after about 5 minutes of trying to look through the lock-hole, and under the door, the water shuts off
>she ask me to find her towels (there were in a box) and bring her one
>she cracks the door open just enough for the towel
>she leaves it cracked, and i used something (don't remember) to make the door open more
>she asked if i showered yet
>NO
>you can take one here if you want
>OK, just let me grab another towel first
>here! you can use mine if you want, it's not that wet
>so i walk in,
>she's standing there with nothing on but a fucking hockey mask and a chainsaw!
>BEST CLOWN SEX EVER!

>>585789392
>>585793427
>I wonder what they're up to now

Lots of counseling you sick fuck

>>585786129
fucking a girl from one of my workout classes. we fucked and THEN she told me she was married with 2 kids.

When I was 19 I had a short but intense sexual relationship with my friend's 42-year-old mother. Lots of wads blown, lots of orgasms had.

When I was 25 a 33 year old woman cheated on her husband with me. We'd have sex about ten times over the weekend and then get breakfast somewhere. That lasted about six months before her husband found out.

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>>585805371
>>585805444
>>585805485
>>585805550
>>585805656
>>585805732
>>585805827
>>585805906
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>>585806085
Great story anon. I read the whole thing. Now I will fap to some porn.
Do you have a picture of her?

I had relations with a couple of women at work.

1. Was my boss's boss's boss. She was this smoking hot red head like 15 years old than me. She was a dirty bitch. I mostly used to just jack off into her mouth but I fucked her a few times too.

2. This other chick who was technically a client (I worked for a contracted company). She was 4'11" but well proportioned. Best BJs ever. Pussy was tight as fuck too.


Now I'm married and I miss the good old days..

New fag here. How do I green text

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>>585808897
I don't.
Looked on the schoolwebsite but can't find a pic there.

have this instead.

been with my cousin for 10 months secretly

>>585809156
Use ">" to precede your sentences

>>585809156
>like this

>>585809271
Thanks. One more thing a fag can learn here

I'm a 34year old middle school teacher. I've gotten blow jobs from multiple students and there was a 13year old strident of mine who I Fucked multiple times.

> green

>>585786995
Thank god I'm not the only one.

>>585787192
That's actually common these days

>>585809422
Story?

>>585809192
How old was she btw?
I have some pretty kinky german teachers at uni as well.

>>585809484
Oh ok damn haha

>>585809422
As many stories plox

>>585809529
Nah

>>585809597
Y

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>>585809532
I guess she was somewhere between 30 and 35.
But man those boobs were amazing.

here have some more

>>585790466
Ayy lmao

>>585806085
if this is real I'm pretty fucking jealous

>>585808268


Here's the real ending:

>>she asked if i showered yet
>>NO
>>you can take one here if you want

>I can wait, Thanks
>can I ask you a persoanl question?
>sure
>we start talking about bf/gf issues (i don't remeber all of it)
>she asked if i thought she was pretty
>YES
>she tells me about how she lost her virginity etc.,
>i tell her mine
>she ask me to come in the bathroom
>she's naked
>we start there, but end up on the bed
>i came in her within 2 minutes, but kept fucking and came again later
>feltgood.jpg

>>585786129
Bosses 10/10 brazilian wife

>>585809964
Was real.
She was really carefull about it.
She warned me that if I ever called/mailed/texted her she would show it to the dean and claim she had no part in it.
We never talked through these means.
She did not want a trail.

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had a fling with a girl who had a 2 year old kid and a deadbeat live in boyfriend. she was beautiful and funny and we had insane levels of chemistry.

she eventually decided she couldnt keep sleeping with me. i kept my strong feelings for her a secret.

probably for the best. i'm wistful about it but not upset, life goes on, bitches come and go.

pic related.

>>585790466
You're beating a dead horse OP, we all know

I used to fuck this married nurse when I was a bartender. Coulda sworn she was in her mid 20s but she was in her late 30s. At the same time I was fucking a 17 year old who quite literally said to me "What's it like to fuck jailbait?" like 10 seconds after I was inside her the first time we fucked. She was cool too one time we did it and we would stop just to watch our favorite parts of Fifth Element.

The nurse was fun too because she swallowed whereas the 17 year old thought hand-jobs were still in.

>>585796953

This right here is a true gentleman and a poet

getting this thread back to page 1

Yeah, she was too young that's all tbh

>>585787878
i have fucked four girls with boyfriends. one of them was engaged to the dude.

it all came out in the end and he was too pussy to do or say anything to me. and he didnt even dump her. he was loaded, a pilot with a bmw, but he was such a faggot that he couldnt do better than this chubby cheating whore. i ragged her senseless and she loved it. she would tell our friends about how good it was WHILE THE GUY WAS SITTING THERE.

the feeling of domination felt so good that i had to fuck her again. she wasnt even attractive.

>>585797926
>Jokes on her, I'm gay
topkek

i fucked my brother's fiancee at the time two days before their wedding.

and again just last week.

um yeah, she likes boy bands and dressing up dolls. Our conversation was mostly fantasy shit or talking about deserts and candy. Wasn't exactly normal at all, felt extremely awkward tbh.

atm with someone who is 3 years younger than me, is that inappropriate?

>>585811979
How old was she?
9?

>>585812167
Depends on your age.

i was 16, my cousing was 14-15ish.. round butt, perky tits, redhead

she found my porn vid folder, and a video of a redheaded tied up fucked in every single hole, then with a vibrator in the pussy while getting eaten in the ass ballgaged

she gave me the choice.. either do it with her like that, or she'd have a friend of hers do it, film it, and have me watch it.

the most delicious pussy i've ever eaten, and the best virginity i've ever taken

8 years later, we still do bondage every time we meet

>>585809451
whoa do you think you should be fucking anon's dog without ask him first?

>>585812299
35

>>585796953
wtf kek

>>585812299
18-15, non americunt tho

>>585812342
>redhead
You sold her to me by just saying that.

>>585812432
Not inapropriate.

>>585794795

>>585812575
Been there done that.
Not a problem.

i havent done it yet but a girl i work with wants the D. she is 16. i am 23. (in my country this is legal)

i know people will judge me for it. but everyone can see how hot she is; no one denies it. i want her, but am i willing to accept some level of social pariah-ty

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This was either going to be a LONG-ASS post, or a snapshotted one of my story.

I wrote it down for y'all once upon a time in MS Word.

It's a saga, and it's still the worst thing I've ever done, and continue to do.

But I fuck my cousin, and I'm (probably) the father of her kids.

>>585812893
mah niggah, i abandon now

>>585788234
Sooooo, what you're saying is that you were raped.

>>585812913
also i will turn 24 soon.

the ass is fat though...

>>585812233
18 duh.

>>585789564
>frequent texting
oh shit this is srs business

>>585813237
>you're saying is that you were raped.
Pearl Harbored

been fucking my (engaged) stepsister
my dad n stepmom just got married last summer n we've known eachother all throughout school
she's a solid 9/10 hahahaha it's been dope

>>585813915
pics nigger

>>585786129
I've got this thing going with a dead squirrel, does that count

>>585789189
Sooooo, what you're saying is that you were raped.

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>>585813733
oh god this

>those fucking faggots that think texting a girl a lot is a good thing

it ain't.

Fucked my cousins gf in my parents house whilst the whole family was downstairs last Boxing Day. Had her completely naked, clothes everywhere, and then someone started walking up the stairs so I had to pretend to be passed out infront of the bedroom door so that I had a legitimate reason why they couldn't open it whilst she put her clothes back on.

Best thing about my story? Unlike the majority of you faggots, mines true.

>>585814283
She was harbouring a crazy sexdrive.
But when they split it went of like a bomb.

>>585793899
>>585793899
>>585793899

>>585786129
A friend of mine had a threesome with this girl and her mom. We were on a bowling team and the woman got placed on our team because we needed 1 more. She was the exact cougar type, divorced for money, not terribly attractive or unattractive. She almost immediately starting hitting on my friend, he was about 26 at the time. She brought her 16 year old daughter who started hitting on him as well. They had him over for dinner and he ended up in a threesome. Said the mother ate his ass while the daughter sucked his dick. He showed me a pick of the mother licking his cum off the daughter's tits.

>>585796692
Thats legal like everywhere in europe. Go to hell kid

>>585791538
Sooooo, what you're saying is that you were raped.

>>585792345
Sooooo, what you're saying is that you were raped.

>>585791538
you failed, what a fag. Instead of fucking 8/10 mom on a daily basis you fucked up her life

>>585814919
>A friend of mine...
>He showed me a pick of the mother licking

sounds likely. Not. and you don't have the pics right. lol.

>>585793427
>I wonder what they're up to now

my fucking sides

immoral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNJHq5pEZYU

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>Be me a few years ago
>I started fucking my boss. She had a boyfriend who never knew.
>She ended up quitting and after she left I showed the other guys who worked for her pictures of her pussy.
>Rumor had it she was fucking her boss too, she never admitted it though.

>>585814245
save up those nuts, someone has been a good squirrel this Christmas.

>>585812913
And?
If she's DTF, and it's legal, the question is not "OMG IS IT OK" but if you're willing to engage in a relationship with her.

Look, I'm the dude with the cousin, so in the event you wonder if shit's weird or not, the reality is unless you make a big deal out of it, then it won't be a big deal.

"OMG HE'S SO MUCH OLDER..." can be countered with "I'm a grand total of seven years older than she is. When she's 22 and I'm 29, would that be such a difference? When she's 25 and I'm 32, will that be such a difference? When I'm 80 and she's 73, will that be such a difference? We're humans, and humans for centuries have had arbitrary laws set up to prevent physical damage to kids who aren't ready to be parents - NOT sexually active, but parents. When Jesus was walking the earth at the age of 35, he would have been a great-grandfather, with luck - you were a man at 13 and took a wife at 14. A bat mitzvah might be a celebration of teenagerhood now but 1,800 years ago it was "Welcome to being an adult, suit up and start popping out kids."

Now that we have birth control, family planning, and a health care system that isn't regulated by a religious mandate to not touch yourself, we've got the luxury to take time with the whole sexuality thing and make decisions that don't suck. And if you're seriously conflicted about my dating someone who is legally capable of making decisions about their own body and think that you should inflict your own standards on them, then you're imposing a stricter sense of oppressive behavior on her than I am just by wanting to be with her. So in the event it's any of your business, which it's not, you should probably think about what you're doing to her, and to me, and thinking maybe, just maybe, that your actions and your assumed standards are more important than allowing two people who love each other to be in love with each other.

In short: Fuck you. You voted for gay marriage. People should be allowed to love who they want.

>>585816653
way to nail that 1/10 anon

>>585815763
This.
But hey, at least he got his dick wet, lost a friend, and was able to tell the story on /b/ where nobody believes him anyway.

True story time. Never told anyone this before.

>be 17
>already held back due to ditching school.
>parents want me to graduate highschool.
>assign 8/10 smart cousin in college to help tutor me and make sure i do homework.
>have a crush on her for years now.
>sometimes while leaning in to help me her boob touches my arm.
>ignore it.
>fast forward a few weeks later, caught looking at her ass when she bent over to get her backpack. she was wearing booty shorts.
>make eye contact.
>she doesn't smile or anything and continues on as normal.
>freaking out inside, thinking she will tell everyone.
>stiff, don't move from my desk till shes gone.
>fast forward to next tutor session.
>shes wearing a short short skirt.
>hid skirt under big jacket she was wearing.
>bends over again same position but this time her thong is visible from under her skirt.
>turns around and makes eye contact with me.
>doesn't say a word and straddles me.
>start making out.
>my hand all up on dat ass.
>being a dumb virgin was extra awkward.
>was nervous as shit thinking im going to lose my v card to my sexy cousin.
>gets off me and immediately starts sucking me.
>wet sloppy blowjob, goes deep.
>mfw im going to cum and i don't know what to do.
>stiffen up and release it without telling her.
>she senses my cum and looks up at me and then proceeded to go deeper and harder.
>she swallows my cum.
>make awkward chit chat and leaves.
>23 years old and never spoke to her again.
>she doesn't even go to family parties anymore.
>ask about her and shes married to a military man and moved off somewhere.

I will never forget what happened Jenny.

>>585786129
Used to hook up with my older sister in junior high

>>585816829
>implying that people are rational enough to understand this
>implying i voted for gay marriage (?)

i know why it's ok. it's just everyone else thats the problem. i dont wanna be a social outcast at work just to get some tail.

>>585800549
Sooooo, what you're saying is that you were raped.

>>585800095
>>585796692
>>585796306
I have a gf who did shit like that with guys about your age at about that age, what were her initials? Just for interests sake?

Also, anyone got any advice on how to get a teacher actually DTF when you reckon they think you're hot? I'm working on banging my history teacher and i'm pretty certain I could if I say the right shit

>>585812913
I should also mention, in conjunction with:
>>585816829

But make DAMN sure she indeed wants the D, as well as an actual relationship. If all you want is to fuck her, then go find yourself a girl closer in age and blow it all up in that chick until 16 year old cracks the disapproval barrier. If all she wants is the D then don't brag, and pray to fucking god you don't wind up being her "older guy she fucked hahahaha" to all her friends, because you WILL be that loser that couldn't pull a girl that wasn't older than 18.

>>585813778
Pearl Harboned

>>585803022
Sooooo, what you're saying is that you were raped.

>>585786129
girlfriends mom, who is a politican

>>585787878
>787878

>>585817790
Sorry kid, you're wrong. Just saying the right things isn't going to work.

Think of it in terms of legal case for murder:
1. Means
2. Opportunity
3. Motive

As in, you need to be what she's looking for, in the right location / space for what she's looking for, and she's got to have the right motivation to be all that.

I guarantee you, having dating many teachers, that they are nice to their students who behave nicely to them. It doesn't mean they want to have wild monkey sex on the desk with them.

>>585808127
Sick faggot, by the grace of god let me find you bitch.