Too early for an NZ thread?
New Zealand thread.
Why'd he call you?
>txting him to come to nz threads all week no im busy i have a life he says
>i mention the german anon wants to meet him
>12 missed calls 45 txt
Fuck you make me laugh, something.
Not so great day today.
>Haven't been drinking for two weeks since I got out of hospital.
>Go to put something in the recycling.
>See empty bottles of vodka from the last time I was drinking.
>One has about half a mouthful still at the bottom.
>Pick up bottle, take the cap off.
>Oh I remember that smell.
>Swallow dregs, it feels so great for a moment.
>Realise how pathetic this is, get ashamed.
>Wander around rest of the day feeling nervy and wanting a drink.
I didn't go get one, but I think I will eventually.
Cricket went to an add break in aussie. Audio kept playing in NZ, people swearing.
its true he did and he started txting me while at work 10 feet up a ladder hes like hes a 7 year old kid his parents are way to protective of him i feel really bad for him :/
Never too early
Chch in it
Got money. What do?
What is the deal with this captcha shit. If I'm logged out of my google + account, does that mean I can bypass captchas? The problem with that is that if you log out of your google + account, you log out of your Youtube account.
New captcha is annoying
What's it from?
yes but i feel like i wanna kidnap him take funnel jim beam down his throat and teach him to have a good time but he was so angry on the phone
>MATE I DONT NO WHAT THE FUCK YOUR PLAYING AT
>hes a real virgin virgin
guys im a grill too
That's not a good time. I'm worried by friends drinking, he's on the whiskey every night, getting wasted.
What the fuck is wrong with all you cunts, how has this not already been said yet?
Tits or GTFO.
Here this is for you faggot. I'm trying to have a civilized conversation with an escort. why do you have to be a fuckstick thundercunt and ruin it?
This sounds safe... where are you?
Oh I have no doubt.
I just couldn't imagine paying someone for sex and a sleep over. Do you tell each other spooky stories?
Probably the most strange thing would be a golden shower, this is usually done in a shower. The guy or girl will kneel on the floor and I will sort of sit on their shoulders and... wee.
Not very often, I think the last one was a bit of a combo-deal, so not sure what I charged for it.
Well, whatever the client wants really, I might be woken up in the night for repeat sex, or morning sex. The worst one is when a guy wants to be woken up by a blowjob... It is difficult to wake up early enough after being ridden all night,
I'm not in Wellington. Maybe next time.
>Civilized conversation with a prostitute.
Fucking kek. This image is from a thread 1 hour ago where OP claimed he paid random prostitutes $10 to take a pic of their spread vag, then told 'em to fuck off.
Who the fuck would hire a male prostitute. Fucking lol.
So what do you think of what you do? Do you think it is liberating in anyway? I'm not trying to be snarky. I'm just genuinely curious about how a hooker that I will never meet views her place in the world and society.
you done good i hate when this happens it makes us look bad as a country moot hates australia not us
Me? I'm a girl. A Femanon as you would call it.
This guy has
It can definitely be entertaining. The most concerning thing is definitely safety, can never be too sure what the 'plan' is for the night/day/morning...
Nope, just bought some stuff there yesterday
>tfw It was winter in New Zealand during the Girl's Day summer party
>tfw you drink less during the summer
Just what I was looking for!
Me and some friends just flew in to queenstown from aus today, sitting at the hostel right now keen as to smoke some weed, any locals able to help us out? Down to a buy large amount too if that helps
My buddy gosnel
It's the reeeepoooow mayin
shame about the face
>people don't know how to reverse image search
>typing out a whole post + captcha
>literally 2 clicks to reverse search
>Expecting me to find this tab again after closing the reverse image search
Get fucked mate.
what is open link in new window?
Hit that shit
I always stay there over the local hotels/motels
Shit gets loose
Pro tip: don't piss or shit or throw anything off the balcony down the alleyway, they will track you down, snitches galore
>tfw listening to T-ara - Absolute First Album
Sorry man drugs got me dumb as fuck
I don't even know if sarcasm or not
>Posts some random slut's tits
>Admits it's not even her after getting called out
>Still posting in thread without posting timestamped tits.
>Being this new
>tfw you've already reset your last.fm plays twice after making an account yesterday
>he doesn't know one of the biggest social networking sites in the world
stop replying to me
you're embarrassing yourself
i'm scared to go for the get
why hasnt moot disabled heaven hes disabled everything except that dude fuck grow some balls and tell your parents they cant finger ur ass anymore
s-should i start dumping again ;_;
where my Taurangay bros @?
i should've waited just in case i missed 300
Palmy fag checking in.
Music convos were sick as fuck last night
If Jimmy Barnes does another winery tour I'm going this time
Don't know why but that shit sounds good
With pingas of course
do u even mfc?
dis bitch. i watched alice and her suck each others titties once
>Do you even MFC
No, because if I want to blow a load, I want to blow a load. Not listen to some bitch say "C'mon, tip if you want me to continue", then stop because there's no guys desperate enough to pay a chick to get herself off in the room at that time, then sit there for another hour waiting for the next "goal" to be reached to start again. It already takes me nearly an hour as it is, I don't need to be making it longer by watching bitches be stupid.
>not knowing how quotes work
You quoted his post. That's why it says "(You)" for him. Jesus. Just like when you read this, it'll say "(You)" for you.
Watching embarrassing bodies. Circumcisions everywhere.
if you guys arnt aware of whats moots doing your all fucking idiots who dont care about /b/
>moot will remove /b/
>moot will sell 4chan without /b/
>thinking anyone would purchase 4chan without it's main board and expect to make money off it
>thinking moot is seriously that stupid
Toppest of keks.
whats stupid is moot thinking anyones gonna buy 4chan with /b/ b is a liability /b/ has cost moots thousands of dollars and with the latest stuff going on soon millions
m00t will part ways with 4chan eventually, but he won't be deleting anything when he does it. He would want to make money off the sale, not kill off any potential interest before even getting any.
>First post in the thread
>I'll post in the next thread and you'll get a pic
Who the fuck are you talking to lol
>Being stupid enough to think that this is real.
dudes hes being posting heaps look his posted today in a mood
>Stealing post #300 for the third thread in a row.
Pro-tip: Moot's posts don't have an Apple "Command" symbol in them, it has a picture of the 4chan logo.>>583863498
Lol damn. Haha.
Also dunno why it added that quote in at the end, but ohwell.
Look at the difference between the ID on that picture and on >>583862949