New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
Im a nzer and fuck off with the nz threads every 5 minutes. Can we stop beimg so full of ourselfs? And fuck off about the flag. Nz was built off the back of the British empire. Have some culture. Last thing we need is to disassociate ourselfs any further from the rest of civilisation.
Canadian here. I hope to one day visit your country and if I like it enough, get a visa and relocate.
Please enlighten me why NZ is so great, I've seen beautiful landscape in pictures of course, but how are the women, nightlife, people, transit, architecture, best places, food, etc anything and everything.
Ehhhhh Woman are mixed mix of no class and disgusting and others quite conservative. I wouldnt know anything about the nightlife its why Im on 4chan people can be assholes transit blows ass architecture is pretty nice most places have a mix of colonials and modernish ones. Wellington Auckland and Christchurch are all pretty good but the asians in Auckland kinda decrease its value as an alright place.
>tfw your friends are partying but you still have exams
we must crush them like cockroaches then eat their orphaned spawn, not only snuffing the filth out of existence, but consuming and absorbing the disgusting lice ridden meat sack into out own bodies. Our own power, to feast on their children, and their children's children, until every single last fucking cockroach is nothing but gnawed bones and chink dust strew over the red earth around me.
You can't stop this.
Used a slug gun for the first time in a couple of years today. Twice I forgot to put the butt of the gun in my shoulder and the recoil slammed the scope into my eye. Got a huge lump on my eyebrow now.
how comfy are we?
that's the only way we are allowed to post here
Yeah I've got some new vodka to try on the recommendation of my bottle store clerk. I probably won't taste the difference, but it is cheaper and slightly stronger than the stuff I usually buy so that's good in my book.
drink up, hyung
drinkin another of these
I feel like tupac wrapped in a condom
Hi, we comfy?
>A Shirley Temple is a non-alcoholic
stopped reading there
>A Shirley Temple is a non-alcoholic
>stopped reading there
Shirley Temple was the original jailbait you know, see this review by Graham Greene.
"Miss Shirley Temple's case, though, has peculiar interest: infancy is her disguise, her appeal is more secret and more adult. Already two years ago she was a fancy little piece (real childhood, I think, went out with 'The Littlest Rebel'). In 'Captain January' she wore trousers with the mature suggestiveness of a Dietrich: her neat and well-developed rump twisted in the tap-dance: her eyes had a sidelong searching coquetry. Now in 'Wee Willie Winkie', wearing short kilts, she is completely totsy. Watch her swaggering stride across the Indian barrack-square: hear the gasp of excited expectation from her antique audience when the sergeant's palm is raised: watch the way she measures a man with agile studio eyes, with dimpled depravity. Adult emotions of love and grief glissade across the mask of childhood, a childhood skin-deep. It is clever, but it cannot last. Her admirers — middle-aged men and clergymen — respond to her dubious coquetry, to the sight of her well-shaped and desirable little body, packed with enormous vitality, only because the safety curtain of story and dialogue drops between their intelligence and their desire."
So I guess she was like the early twentieth century version of those shows on the disney channel.
Don't know who he is and, frankly, I don't want to know. His review is so wrong and ignores how different society was back then in regards to this sort of thing.
They considered childhood to be this precious, innocent thing so they used to take pictures, etc, we'd know consider inappropriate. The Victorians/Edwardians especially did it. By the time of Temple it was winding down, she really was the last hurrah in that sort of 'Romanticised' childhood that used to be popular.
Cupids and all that sorta thing.
>A lifelong smoker
He's a famous novelist, this was written back when she was in films. Fun fact 20th Century Fox sued him and he was forced to flee to mexico. While there he got the inspiration for his novel The Power and The Glory, whose adaptation was directed by the same guy who directed Wee Willie Winkie.
Where do I get oxy in chch?
Why are drugs so hard to get in chch unless you "know somebody"?
Someone sell me drugs please, sober new zealand is a depressing nihilist shtihole full of needless discomfort and purposeless suffering and whether I chase pleasure or meaning, life will still end, and that will be that
Also does anyone here abuse panadol night?
I wasn't sure if he was from that time or not, because his writing made me think so but the gist of his argument seemed so wrong (not in his mind, and certainly there was an element of truth in what he said, it would be foolish to believe there wasn't an element of that surrounding Temple or that it wasn't going on back then).
What about this chick? Always wanted to see her nudes *drool*i
shame about the face
i think i like the early 6 o'cock NZ threads compared to the later ones
It's a weak painkiller, if you take a lot of it you don't get high, you just get potentially fatal liver damage. A friend of a friend of mine tried killing themselves with it once.
Panadol night, you a do a cwe on the para then 'trip' off the dph
most people will probably hate this drug, basicaly you see shadow people and spiders and shit and everything real creepy
W O R D
this girl, she wanted advice and failed to deliver
The thought that at some point, IU has been sitting in a very important business meeting with a whole board of multimillionaires and suddenly felt the need to excuse herself to the restroom. It's fascinating to me to think that a girl that's so groomed, so pampered... a woman whose entire livelihood is built around her looks and image squats down on the toilet like the rest of us and squeezes out a fat turd. Or maybe not even a turd, maybe her shit is like beef stroganoff with a mixture of solid and liquid whirled together. Maybe she's a person who just drops single logs; compacted by hours of constipation as she sits helplessly applying layers of make up. What good does all that make up do to your face as she grimaces and her face goes beet red and her asshole protracts squirting out yesterdays kimchi. Sometimes when I lay a big log down, I'm usually proud if it's a foot or longer in length and take a picture to document it. I wonder if IU feels the same pride as myself as she looks behind her at the gigantic turd she has unleashed?
Perhaps she feels shame..
I wonder how her bodyguards feel, her managers and assistants as they sit outside the bathroom listening to the sounds of her ass vibrating off the porcelain tiles. How about the person who enters the bathroom after IU? Such luck to be able to waft in the stench of IU's colon. I'd like to say I'm a well composed man, but I don't think I would be able to resist the temptation of licking those race streaks off the sides of the toilet. You don't get those opportunities that often, and to think how my body would shiver in ecstasy as I feel her buttpaste on my tongue. Even licking the toilet paper knowing that IU touched it before washing her hands would feel like heaven.
>tfw everyone in chch is fucking retarded poly or white cracker woddy drinking fags obsessed with metal malisha rotary hoes and engines, plus the fucking natives jesus christ these roaches need to be snuffed, and don't get me started on these faggot ass buttplug wearing uni hipsters, shove that longboard up your prolapsed ass through your chinos you fucking faggot - hell you can even claim it's ironic
damn i hate being sober~
It's expensive as fuck. 85% of the population are retarded and/or racist, and the further south you go the worse it gets. Nightlife is fucking awful unless you enjoy getting completely wasted and making a complete fuckwit of yourself (this is actually a pre-requisite if you want to settle here) But, the DIY music scene is pretty good if that's something you're into. And yeah, it's generally quite a beautiful place when it comes to landscapes.
THEY ARR ROOK THE SAME
I read an article once about how korean and japanese people were closely related, you would not believe how pissed of the japanese and koreans in the comments were. They fucking hate each other.
north gooks, south gooks, nips, and chinks all hate each other
Gooks were under the rule of nips for a while
i h8 my h8ers
Pretty ugly compared to european girls tbh
Shit unless you're in auckland or maybe queenstown
I really enjoyed travelling arround
the south Island, especially milford sounds and nelson lake.
Mainly british and/or american food = shit
Lots of good asian food tho
Not really worth it to go down there if you're not interested in the nature since nz is like a small faggy version of britian with a shitload of asians.
You should definitely get your tattoos there, if you are interested in having one
Spent almost a year there as a backpacker
Why, its the best part of the flag, if anything they should remove the rest. Here I fixed it for you :p, you can thank me later.
get that shit off here
How about this then?
but you'll wake up tomorrow morning
do you do it to be /fit/?
i felt the same. i knew they were doing some roadworks there, then next month i drive along it really surprised. worst part is driving through feels like its motor way and i want to speed up to 100
>tfw don't know what thread to post in
life is suffering
didn't you know?
we're all gays here
Gay Nazis at that.
advicegirl from yesterday reporting in.
no tits, heaven convinced me yesterday.
would be slutty.
im no slut.
and no guy with socks in his shirt. lol
am gonna break up with bf.
dont need ur advice anymore.
should have written this in greentext.
>tfw no Nazi-hating Noona to talk about fetishes with
is this >>578045604 you?
>am gonna break up with bf.
is this part of one of your role play rape fantasy?
based never been to Auckland hyung
Here is the video I promised last night.
There's that website which shows the top porn searches per country. I think for New Zealand it was Asian (maybe hentai) and for Australia it was "Gay Australia".
>fuck asian women
W O R D
BASED FUCKING NZ
why are you breaking up with him?
hes not been writing me back since monday and we havent met for 5 weeks.
he says he has a lot of work but if i really were important to him he would find time to meet me, right?
sounds like he
>tfw my semen will never reach this goddesses womb
so he can't
Anyone in napier? Backpacker here reporting in... Your fireworks are shit and guy faux was a failure
On top of that we're looking to eventually ban em. This fuckin country.
BASED MASOCHIST NOONA
How do you kiwis feel about the Germans taking over your country?
one day i'm gon' marry a pornstar~
some times when I get into a bad mood I kinda feel that way. not exactly wanting to break my own bones, but sorta think i want to get into a fight, or go speeding at like 200kmph on the motorway or something crazy
was it your bf that introduced you to 4chan?
i don't want that kind of negativity in this thread
thank you. exactly. i wished it was easier for a girl to get into a fight. :(
no, i knew it before i met him. hes not into computerstuff.
i just post my feels here or masturbate
>tfw you will never have multiple orgasms
i'm usually good at this
i cut myself, bite myself or hit myeelf. have a massive bruise in face atm. people are looking. cant explain. funny.
THATs just disgusting.
why don't you drink till it doesn't hurt?
I do that. Life as an alcoholic and a drug user is ok once you accept it.
lay off the p blood, Noona
I also make webms if anyone has requests.
Pics of lefty anyone?
what are your arguments
or do you use webm for retards?
how's uni going?
sadly didn't find anything, am close mates with a guy who has a thing with her and has some of his mates passwords, nothing came up though soz bro
what are you doing in NZ then?
>60 fps youtube videos
THE FUTURE IS HERE
Only other pic I could find. It was on cover photo of other tagged girl's profile.
yeah friend's account is friends with her
don't you have work in the morning?
oh holy shit! I actually legit am 18 I turned 18 on november the 4th. I can send pic of my licence for evidence.
Its guna take a while to get used to being a man
>Its guna take a while to get used to being a man
now that's acting
Reported, underage b&.
No wonder /b/ has gone to such absolute shit the last few years.
Also, what happened to that girl who lost her virginity to the guy who was busy with work in the thread last night?
porn md top results from nz
3 new zealand
why the fuck are kiwis searching for New Zealand porn? i cant think of anything worse
WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
Why in the world would you post that?
I can't even...
You won't see much of a return on a grand unless you're prepared to wait and use the small returns you get to increase your original investment.
That is if you invest in the stock market, of course. There's other ways to turn a grand into much more.
i only watch JAV
sorry brah i'm heading off to bed, not sure what you're referring to but i don't think either of my mates would be on this thread, look up tashunka bolton though, not my mate but pretty sure he would have banged her by now.
Someone posted that picture of you off your facebook the other day.
The one where you're asked if you're losing weight and replied "Does it matter?".
JAV has quantity and quality over Korean. all you can find is amateur stuff.
i keep it 300
like the romans
Depends how much work you are willing to do.
You could buy stock and sell it on, find a market that is niche or that is not crowded and get in on it.
Do you have any skills that you could use to make things? Crafts? Baking? You could use that $1000 to make things that are homemade, there's a big market for homemade good on Facebook, for example.