ITT we are the US Congress
Any new business?
We respectfully ask the delegation from Iowa to stop chortling
At least not so loudly
Also who brought the donuts
Mr. Speaker, I rise to introduce a bill for debate. This bill will allow us to have sustainable energy, a higher GDP, the abolishment of the electoral college, and a physical ban on lobbyists entering both the white house, the capital building, and our respective offices in our home districts.
Well, this session HAS already approved a pay raise...
What the hell, more pay raises. This one, we'll take out of mental health funding.
Denied, we have to stop these terrorist killers, no matter how many brown civilians we have to kill with cruise missiles. Money doesn't grow on trees. Apologies to the delegation from Oklahoma.
Gentlemen, as we all know, the faults of our country are because of everyone who is not a member of Congress. Let us pursue the next item on our agenda.
Approved as hell.
Shit Niggers PUTINS DOING SOMETHING!
All in favor of writing Putin a sternly-worded letter?
Muh freedoms, no OUR freesoms are at steak here people. Medium rare with a side of mcdouble too. Muh golly god honey boo boo is on now and I'm missing it. Class dismissed faggots. All rise.
I second. That's the only way we can keep him in line
We have been at this for a good fifteen minutes. Running this country is hard work. All in favor of a six-month paid vacation?
WE MUST, ITS THE ONLY THINg THAT CAN STOP HIM NOW!
Only 6 months Senator Anon? Surely you can't be srs. Muh freedoms are at steak!!!!!
sounds rather divers, as and anglos axon white male I must agree or have guilt pains
Agreed. It will be like national treasure with nick cage. We need to steal Europe to keep it safe from Russia.
Also, many stup- er intellicaulay diffenct bitchy baby fact-wise mother's have called for the ban of parks, Nerf guns, awesome playground forts and Lego's.
Can we write a law to bannish these so called women back to the breeding room?
lets send all the angry niggers and homeless people and people without jobs to russia that way they would would have a sudden explosion in population and have to deal with even more crazy people that hate the government. Then they'll take over the government and create a new country of negro's and hobo's
Also INTEL from NASA has determined that Saturns moon Titan has 20 billion times more oil than earth. Lets liberate Titan, boys.
10/10 thread, OP.
Anyhow, getting down to business. I propose the for the United States government to buy the internet for $1,000,000,000.
The words star wars and Reagan have gotten me fully erect. Who do we call to get on this?
I say we abolish the right to assemble and reduce the amount of groups down to 10 a party, if you have 11 friends you are fucked. Also I say we make abortion illegal and cut off all citizen financial supports like Unemployment and food stamps.
We'll also restrict anything that isn't remotely patriotic. I approve. Take the money out of SSA, VA, and historical and natural preservation funding.
Rockets are expensive. Take the money out of NASA.
Best I can do. Money doesn't grow on trees. It grows on VA and Social Security programs.
Approved. More money with which to run the nation and fight the terrorists.
> denying the existance of autism
> being this autistic
Yup you'd make a perfect Senator.
OP here. We still don't have donuts gentlemen.
Can we use the jet to stop off at Dunkin Donuts and perhaps buy the store? Maybe get a Dunkin Donuts installed in the jet?
Canada and Norway have plenty. Declare war on both.
>declare war on canada and norway
Brilliant. This will create tons of jobs.
But I live in Canada. Fuck that shit Senator bro. Well invade Norway though. How do you feel butt fucking Russia?
all in favour of butt fucking Putin??
> yes here
You are a god amongst men. Ill bring the cocaine. Got some good stuff from evidence awhile back.
I propose a bill that will deduct our pay to help our disabled veterans cope with their disabilities and find appropriate medical care and jobs when they return home from combat.
We'll only invade the ass-end of Canada. I as speaker of the house am a hockey fan, so we will spare Vancouver, Winnipeg, Calgary, Toronto, and Montreal.
>deduct our pay
Aaaaaaand you've lost us. Bill denied.
My friends, ANSI (the people that make sure a foot is really a foot long) have created perfect american woman, in their view.
This is the prototype during environment testing. Shown here is the white brunette with giant dark nips version. As you can see, she has enough heft so that we know that she can have the 5 minimum children, a pretty face and a demeanor to match so you actually want to be around her, preferance for intercorse as god intended (on her back and bare back), tits that help every household break their dependency on foreign milk, and a cumpusive desire for sex from within the nuclear family unit.
Oh she swallows too.
She also counts for the dairy farm tax break too, in addtion to the american marriage credit too.
HELL NO. I need another yacht. My old one is almost a year old, and has a stain on the carpet from where by butler dropped my filet mignon and my maid never cleaned it up.
I'm a member of Congress, so it is possible.
Uh right the fuck now, obviously. Bill approved. Get rid of the dead weight as soon as possible, gentlemen.
Today was a good day
We need custom "I work for Congress and all I got was this stupid T-shirt" T-shirts.
My exact response.
I got 69 of that model for testing purposes.
Also, we need to have one of those got milk ads made up for it. Promote natural desires in modern culture.
75% percent success, which was passing. Suck though,since those that did pass were murdered, thus creating the ghetto. They were good people that were murdered....
Send our new private security teams into the ghetto.
I second that motion. Then when they dead, ANSI has brand new testing zones for >>542983857
And the tree huggers can stop yelli g about more farms in the city.
Speaking of which, pass the coke will you?
>the senator from California casts Filibuster Rank 10
I cast superweapon
>its super effective
The Senior Senator from Arizona approves.
Hiya fellas just checking in on my friends at congress
Hey can we make it so the arabs and the poors get blamed for this?