Beta / Autism thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6f -AX4Pess

MOAR YOUTUBE VIDEOS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs4fuTvl-Xw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T99j7bw9eWo

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>>540746586

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEu7IIe_jI4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCXHHNVKwOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ0xoM-n-jo
https://www.youtube.com/user/KristiThinks/videos

>>540747812
>maoism is not dead
>has probably never even seen a farm in real life

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>>540748751
>Body Type: A Few Extra Pounds

>>540746586
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6f-AX4Pess [Embed]
>mfw when OP is this guy and is trying to get votes as stated in his video

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OC autism

>>540748047
What's wrong with her tits?

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>>540748047
I fucking love her veiny mammary monsters.

>>540748047
a beta response video
http://youtu.be/N7uV6pg-HIA

>>540748751
>Gay Thug Dating site

Is this for real?

>>540748047

God damn, it's like her titties are filled with helium

>>540751791
Fake

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Contributing to the thread with some fresh OC!

>>540747402
Not technically beta, just a nonpassing trap.

>>540751791
Shit like this makes me think that it's a good idea to make people pass a test to get a reproduction license before they can have kids

>>540752031
Is... is there a person in there? Can't tell what I'm looking at

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>>540752172

>>540752006
He... he put piercings in his fedora.
oh god

>>540752389
Eh, I don't really think that one's very beta. Standing up for the person he's dating, accepting them for who they are and shit.

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OC

>>540747576
>Implying he's not precisely the stereotype
>Implying he doesn't own a fedora
>Implying implications

Thanks for the laugh guys, needed that.

>>540752031
Target is undentifiable holy shit what the fuck

>>540752985
Most things that scare me about the Sonic fandom in one picture

>>540746586
10/10 op, made me laugh

>>540752864
Traps are by definition beta.
They could not handle being men, so they gave up.

>>540752368
He actually didn't do that, they come with those rings and a skull/crossbones already installed.

I would know, I used to own one.

>>540746586
gotta admit johnies shifted slighty by his 600 subs

>>540751587
>what are you, a fucking racist?
jesus

Why are you children so obsessed with emphasizing the lackluster qualities of your fellow males of the same age, lackluster qualities that most dudes grow out of? Fuck I am old, why am I on this shit website.

>>540753110
So? While I personally disagree with their decisions, it's their own call to make. I wouldn't choose that lifestyle, but I don't really feel like I can pass judgement on them for making different choices than I would. They're different people with entirely different lives; we're non comparable

>>540747654
pretty sick ass tattoo

>>540753547
>suprised at people wanting to feel superior
Welcom ta Urf.

>>540748047
Holy fucking shit I really hope she has noods or vids on xvideos.

>>540753702
I can't wait until "check your trans privilege" becomes a thing.

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Fresh OC from today

>>540753547
I am here to learn how not to act.

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>>540753702

>>540748436
That's actually a nice shoop compared to most of the things of this nature i've come across.

>>540746586
These kind of videos really need to stop.

we really need to stop doing the same thing over and over again like this.

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>>540753908
Ah fuck that one got me

>>540747576
>2 liters of mountain dew are cheaper than healthier drinks
>what is water

>>540746586
I'm scurred y'all...

>>540746586

Wow, he is a really bad troll... like, he isn't even trying to make himself seem like he is legit that person he is purporting himself to be.

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>>540747487

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>>540753989

>>540747576

I can't deal with this

>>540747402
looks more like the guy lost a bet

>>540747902
He has lymphoma dontchakno.

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Worst of them all...

>>540747576
>2 liters of Mtn dew
>cheaper than water

>>540748047

THIS CAN'T BE REAL

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>>540753079
Are you sure about that?

>>540754771
http://fuckingsassysprinkles.tumblr.com/

time fur shitstorm.

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>>540755174
Well then

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>>540753079

>>540748216
Dude that's alpha as fuck.


>10/10
>sometimes you just gotta take the pussy

>>540751587

autism overload

>>540755174
Were you in the autism sonic thread yesterday?

>>540755490
>Hates computers
Nigga that does not look hand drawn

>>540746982
>some fursuiter having fun in a store
How is this autistic?

>>540747708
Where did the nice lady go?

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>>540751053
"I be wounderin"

The princess was a nigger.
>I actually read that whole story

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>>540755738
Nah, I saved that from the same type of thread though a couple months ago. You find some of the freakiest shit in those threads.

>pic related

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>>540755938
Hurn in bell, furfag.

>>540747692
>beta
>gets more pussy than most of 4chan

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>>540751587

>>540751973
The fuck is chub rub?

>>540756563
It's when your leg fat rubs together and gives you a rash.

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>>540756321
Fucking sanic autists. Are they purposely trying to ruin renamon for me. Fucking assholes.

>>540756693
Here's an idea: maybe if your body is making you uncomfortable, you should, I dunno, fix it at the gym instead of declaring it the norm?

>>540753575
They're sick in the head and need to be lined up for bleach shots.

>>540756892
I disagree, but I respect your right to be wrong

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>>540756851

>>540746586
I hope when he fucks me, I can call him Big Daddy Dillon.

>>540755215
Christ, I consider myself realistically a feminist/equalist or what the fuck ever, but damn god bless holy shit fucking

This pisses me the hell off what is that girl made of

>>540748047
She seems reasonable, but her voice is annoying as fuck. The woman in the picture is just kinda there.

>>540749192
jesus baboon fucking christ, what is that thing

>>540753989

Small guide to tell if somebody actually listens to classical music

>Oh, you like Classical music?
>Anon, I love classical music. When I get high that's all I ever listen to man.
>Ah,so you like J.S. Bach then?
>Oh shit, Anon, Bach is my favorite classical dude. I can't get enough of him.

That's the point - right there - where you can find someone who actually listens to pre-1900 instrumental music. If they say that J.S. Bach wrote classical music, they don't know a god damn thing.

Sorry guys,this really rustled my jimmies.

>>540757687
mah nigga.
give me some of that baroque shit.
or fucking gregorian chants.

>>540757687
being this autistic
classical can mean the classical era or generally western classical/art music, and just because someone doesn't qualify with "baroque" doesn't make you smarter than them
having fun in your first theory class?

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>>540757662

>>540757687
This post is the most autistic thing in this thread.

>>540758357

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlr90NLDp-0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4bUCMV2oCE

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>>540758567
that file name

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>>540757687

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>>540753702
>transfat

>>540758494
I'm not saying that I'm smarter than anyone -but I don't think we covered J.S. Bach in Theory I.

Yeah, I get what you're saying. But when someone calls J.S. Bach a classical dude, or band, or anything like that - that has to piss you off.

>>540759002
I don't think we covered J.S. Bach in Theory I, I meant to say Music History.

>>540759002
It doesn't.

>>540757662
A chipmunk

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>>540757687
...Wow this autistic.

>>540759002
You should turn that into /mu/ pasta though. I'd chuckle.

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>>540753702
>phathom fat

>>540752929
I'm seriously the first one that used ' >Implying Implications '. I'm glad it became a thing.

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>>540755782
hence, why he must hate computers.

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>>540749192
Dude that a roach from terra formars?

>>540748675
10/10 would play with those legos...

>>540747654
That's good though.

>>540748047
She should seriously stop making youtube videos as the only thing she can success in is the porn industry.

>>540751973
>fuck bike shorts that are too small or too big
>too big
>implying ANY bike shorts would ever be too big for that whale

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SON, DID YOU READ

WALLS

CEILING

CHAIRS

>>540755938

Furry here.

I can attest to the fact that most people with genuine autism look down on fursuiters for being so god damned autistic. Most furries look down on public fursuiters. Most fursuiters look down on public fursuiters.

>>540746982
i love that "mama bear mode activated" face

>>540756851

Self-improvement, life-longevity, and a healthy diet are patriarchal constructions to keep women down.

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>>540758630
>>540758912
>>540759486

>knowing things is autistic

Hint: autism is not the new version of the 80s jock insult "ha, NERD!"

>>540747487
I feel so sad about this dude...

>>540746586
Why is he yelling he's not back and this isn't a movie theater

>>540752864
it wasn't beta until he dropped the "its my internet girlfriend" bomb

>>540754771
these assholes need to check their non-cis-white-male privilege.

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>>540746586
>i need new hacker gear
\just hack your way into a bank or something

>>540746586
>>>/b/

>>540760130

She already is in the porn industry. Read her twitter

>>540760973
yes, yes it is, actually

>>540760973
But, it is.

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>>540760973

I comment this in Polish language. "Ja pierdole, co za kretyn!"

>>540752389
>her

>>540761428
What's her twitter?

>>540761998
https://twitter.com/Kristi_Lovett

>>540759683
"Mom, how do you get sharpie off?"

>>540762132
She only does cam shows?

>>540759683
All pictures crooked

this freaks me out far more than the kid in the pic.

>>540762352

Apparently. There's a couple vids available on piratebay too but they're pretty boring

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>>540754797

The actual fuck?

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>>540762912

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Should I post more of this wigger?

>>540762794
Damn, wanted more action from her veiny breasts.

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>>540753908
>grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
I can only go that far before I start laughing

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>>540746860
kek

>>540748047
>I know I offended a lot of reddit loving, fedora dawning, trench coat wearing, neck bearded betas with ponytails
>my advice is the same: stop being a loser and maybe you won't be alone

Ill sub to this and her boobs

>>540753984
/thread
/4chan
/internet

>>540747576
I've seen the blog where this comes from. This is satire you dumb cunts.

>>540758808

was nothing spectacular

>>540747236
Stop posting videos of yourself for views, anon.

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>>540763461

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>>540763391
>>540763350
>>540763312
>>540763271
>>540763229
>>540763197
>>540763114
you know you want to

>>540754740
with his sex reassignment therapist?

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This ponyfag/weeaboo keeps trying to ask me out.

>>540753908
I was doing so good, then kiss your ass appeared. Fuck.

>>540763028

doesn't appear to be beta

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>>540751973
>Fuck femininity
that pretty much says it

>>540754728
>>540754659

I like how OK Cupid tells you who you can best arch

>>540763872
Wait until you hear the phresh nigga beats he be droppin'. https://soundcloud.com/maynard_lyricist97

>>540747812
>standing in a library to make himself look like he owns a lot of books.

>>540752006
>>540752368
My fucking sides are in orbit.

>>540748282
This pic gets me every time. What is it?
Is it that it's poorly made?
That the kid thinks that is actually cool?
Is it the attempt to be honest?
Is it the delusion that makes this beta thinks he's a psychopath?
Or is it just that little peace symbol, that makes me want to grab that stovelighter from his hands, heat up a nail and tattoo his face and chest with those stupid fake tattoos.

>>540752031
THERE IS A REALM OF EXISTENCE SO FAR BEYOND YOUR OWN YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE IT. I AM BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION. I AM SOVEREIGN.

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>>540746586

where the fuck are this kids parents?

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You want fuk?

>>540756373
No
>>540760503
>I did it for the lols

>>540764226
rotating in their self-dug graves.

>>540748047
how the FUCK is she still standing?

>>540763942
>https://soundcloud.com/maynard_lyricist97

needs to be louder

his lyrics are dick

flow is not bad

it seems you are upset with this person for what is probably a beta reason

>>540764589
I don't even know who he is. He just added me one day

>>540752031
I thought that was a really masculine dudes back

>>540752031
That's the thing from Evolution shortly before the H&S-Enema. Look at it's symmetry it's already dividing

>>540759429
What the fuck is he talking about with the whole feminism thing?

The characters are as clichée as it gets. The bookworm, the shy motherly girl, the hick, the rich bitch, the tomboy and the bubbly dipshit nobody actually likes.

They're the standard sit-com tropes. do these people have any knowledge on these subjects AT ALL that they spout this retarded shit?

I guess that's why i don't get liking kiddie shit unironically, most of the time at least. Sometimes you get someting genuinely good, but most of the times (including MLP's case) it's uncomplicated stereotypical bullshit to keep kids entertained and make them pester their parents for money to buy toys.

I mean, seriously. It's a decent show, and it's fine for the demographic, but it's stereotypical kiddie shit that's been done a thousand times. Did these people never have a childhood, that they think this shit is revolutionary?

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>>540746586
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6f-AX4Pess
posting your videos on 4chan

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>>540747902
Cancerchu!
Looking mighty blue,
If I had your address,
I'd mail ununoctium to you <3

>>540759002
No, it doesn't, because unlike autists, most people understand that accuracy is usually forgone in favour of ease of communication. Most people don't know what the fuck "baroque" means. I love baroque, but i'm never going to call it that in front of people i'm not sure will understand what i mean. Why? because i don't want to look like a socially inept retard who can't be arsed being understandable to most people.

>>540763816
oh yea? you cute?

>>540751663

>woman posts video about how a certain type of hats are awful
>it is 2 minutes long

>deserves a 10 minute response on why she is WRONG, THESE HATS ARE AWESOME, THATS WHY I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

>>540765217
Fuck no. Probably 3/10

>>540763461
Alpha as fuck.

>>540765234
nah man these kids are pretty cool. Sure some go a little over board, but I had a lot of goth friends. Great place to find drugs alcohol and pussy at that age. Though there are those (front and center) who just go way to dark with their angst and end up just being a piece of shit. Other than that normal phase/group that has always existed, and isn't really all that bad.

>>540765449
I say you let us judge
captcha: shipbus macaroni

>>540763182

hehehheheheeheheheheheheheh propane

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>>540765618
Here's an old shit photo. In black and white so that brings it down to a 2/10.

>>540765838
wait your a guy? fucking /b/...

>>540766038
What, did you think that pikachu guy looked straight?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0pym-PmqL0

Found this guy recently on YouTube. He has a goldmine of Autistic YouTube videos.

http://www.youtube.com/user/PresidentChristopher

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCizKF0dAMubFyuFTMn-pjAQ

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>>540766091
>>540766038
>>540765838
>>540765618
>>540765449
>>540765217

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>>540765030
Is that a pacemaker?

>>540766253
You mean on his stomach? It's probably an insulin pump.

>>540766091
Well... fair point. I just saw that as another reason for him to be turned down for a hetero relationship.

>>540766179

More luls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-43buyoVf8

>>540758567
She looks like some sort of nigger squirrel smuggling Whitecastle burgers in her cheeks.

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>>540767183

>>540746586
>2014
>disrespecting Dillon the Hacker
>ishygddt

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>>540746586
guys we shouldn't Fuck with him...

>>540754659
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

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>>540767807
filenamne

>>540763114
>>540763028
is this nigga seriously duckfacing as a dude?

>>540768084
Most of his pictures are duckfaces