Harley Quinn Threa, go!
>>714173648
threa
This?
Will dump
Roll trips and you'll wake up as a girl tomorrow morning
>>714182773
Shut the fuck up and give us the sauce, faggot
>>714182773
Alright
Celeb Legs and Feet Thread!
Had a really good thread going last night, let's try that again.
Make your requests :)
>>714183813
Vjuice legs, butt, feet, and tits are best
cool names for my band?
>>714173198
I'd Blow Lars Ulrich for a Chance at False Self Esteem
>Way past our Primus
>Nu metal Numales
>>714173198
The Beardos, the Rasta and the Potato
France
>>714179543
arrête de lancer des fils que tu n'es pas capable d'alimenter toi même.
Des filles du nord est?
Arrêtez avec ce thread à la con il sert à rien
So, apparently my 102 lb, 19 yo GF can fist herself. Like for real fist, not that fake four finger shit you see in some of the pornos. The whole hand.
I just walked in on her, wrist deep. She didn't see me at first, cause she was concentrating really hard on pumping her arm really fucking fast. She had obviously had already several orgasms cause our light blue sheets had a dark blue wet spot under her and her vibrator was still on even though it was on the hardwood floor making a shitload of noise. She had dropped it and not bothered to get out of bed to pick it up. It was the noise that thing was making that prompted my investigation into what was going on in the bedroom.
When she saw me she screamed "OMG!", panicked and simultaneously tried to pull her hand out of her pussy while trying to stand up, but she failed to pull her hand out quickly enough and ended up falling face first, out of the bed and right onto the floor. I think she broke her nose cause there was a lot of blood.
So there I was, looking down at her on the floor, half unconscious, bleeding, with her hand still inside of her pussy while she was trying to stand up and I began to realized the real reason her pussy was so loose wasn't because her ex boyfriend "had a 10 inch horse cock", but because she has destroyed her pussy by fisting herself whenever she rubs one out. I've been feeling really self conscious about my average-sized penis not being able to satisfy her after having a boyfriend with such a big dick, but realizing that it wasn't me who was, in fact, inadequate, but her, I've lost a lot of respect for her for trying to passive-aggressively make me feel bad about my dick not being big enough for her. She eventually pulled her hand out and ran to the bathroom crying.
She's in the bathroom now and the doors locked. I knocked a little while ago and she told me to go away. She said that she was really fucking embarrassed right now and to leave her alone.
What do?
>pic semi-related
>>714176127
Wah wah wah wahhhhh
You have a kinky girlfriend and all you're worried about is 'muh penis'
>>714177514
kill yourself, no really, don't look at this and think this isn't serious, genuinely go in a closet get a belt and choke yourself until you stop breathing.
>>714176127
Leave her, she has a boyfriend and is fisting herself alone on the bed
Sunday funday for you fuckers...just found pics of my ex on here so here ya go snapchats.tk
Oldfag confirms that it works.
Can anyone actually tell me if it works??? Cause i am getting mixed messages right now
does it even work?
Peen spread
The fuck does Peen mean
Ylyl thread. Make this one count
Hey guys. Do I look good? I'm the one on the right side.
>>714180685
Ur fuggen fat, and im talkin abt u not the grl ur pretending 2 be fgt
>>714180685
I'd do you hard
>>714180685
prove it. tits or get the fuck off
>wake up at 630
>get a cup of coffee
>turn on computer
>load up /b/
How's you're morning going, anons?
>wake up at 1230
>get a vase of water and make bacon omelet
>turn on computer
>load up /b/, /o/ and /k/
>Wake up at 8
>Wank to some instagram hoes / pornhub if I'm feeling like it
>Go downstairs and make some toast
>Back upstairs, piss
>Get back into bed and browse the internet all day
FeelsBadMan
>wake up
>grab a brush and put on a little makeup
Normally never post this crap but
What is the rarest, worst, or just flat out weird /gross pot youve smoked /b?
>>714170686
I just lit a joint and was ashing it in an old cola can sitting on the window frame. I dropped the joint into the can. After about 4 minutes of flinging stale nasty soda around I received the joint from the can. I dried it out and smoked it of course. Tasted like shit, still got high.
tl;dr joint fell in nasty soda can and I smoked it and it tasted like shit but got high
>>714171075
You're disgusting.
>>714171274
Yeah, well, atleast I'm a fucking faggot!
Celeb bread II: attack of the fap
Anon who rolls 55 must rap every word in this thread.
>>714177896
Come on Lordy don't be a bitch
nigger nigger nigger balls balls balls
>the fbi can hack anyone that uses a vpn or tor
>literally anyone
Just Google "fbi tor warrant"
http://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/2016/10/24/lawmakers-try-stop-mass-hacking-americans-computers-feds/92693652/
I'm so triggered.
Privacy or anonymity isn't probable cause. The principles behind the 4th and 5th amendments are being ripped to shreds.
We need to get the public to know the seriousness of this, and constantly remind politicians.
>those who are willing to give up essential liberty for a sense of security deserve neither.
This single warrant to hack millions has no legal boundaries. You're not safe anywhere.
I can't believe you fucking normies don't even care about this.
You are the downfall of our society and freedom.