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Worst sexing stories?

> Be me, senior year highschool
> Know some 8/10 asian chick I've known since kindergarden
> Get assigned to project together on some fucking stupid history thing
> She invites me over to work on it
> An hour later we're making out
> She takes me into her bedroom
> Notice that its really girly and theres toys/ dolls everywhere etc
> When she takes off her bra, the tits disappear completely, her chest is like mine
> mfw never heard of a push up bra before
> She takes off her slut shorts, no hair anywhere, she looks fucking 10
> She opens her legs and holds my member with one hand, trying to guide it
> I try to put it in but it doesn't fit
> She tells me to try harder
> Push with all my might but its like pressing dick into wall
> Dick bends and I feel sharpest worst pain
> Soft almost instantly
> Lie down and realize I'm surrounded by dolls in this pink ass room with this tiny girl, and almost cry from pain and realization that I'm going to hell

mfw my dick has sorta healed but its wierdly bent, but idk if thats just from fapping with one hand

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Music thread

Choose three favorite artists/bands and judge eachother

Me:
>Johnny cash
>Allman Brothers
>Loop Zoop

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Draw Thread - Art Theory Edition

>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired

TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)

RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.

FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)

TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend

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why cant people abandon their inferior subhuman languages and adopt the superior language which is English ?

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new vocaroo thread for the two people who want to keep it alive
give and take requests, show off your beautiful voices

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Dubs Decide.

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Straight shots thread. Preferably mom and son.

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still haven't gotten/b. to agree on the solution to this, best answer 70

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Dark / black / sick YLYL thread

So this absolutely amazing girl I've been having an epic fling with messaged me out of the blue to say she doesn't want a relationship. Let's have some truly depraved, vile and yet fucking hilarious stuff to counter the fucking feels.

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public nudity thread cont.

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You have 5 WORDS MAX to prove you're an newfag.

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Creepshot thread? C'mon out creeps.

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MILF's

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Classic YLYL shit thread since I need some new pics.

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Need your advice /b/.

375lbs. Should I lose weight or gain more?

I did this to myself on purpose. I love being a foul disgusting glutton, there's some kind of dark freedom in knowingly eschewing all virtue and inner strength just because I have the right to do so. But on the other hand, I hate myself, and if I become immobile and die early I'll never realize my career aspirations and positive hopes for my community.

I'm very conflicted. My identity as a human being is contradicting my identity as a fatty. I need your advice on which to follow.