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>>717158449
roll

>>717158641
OP here. I envy you.

Rollerz

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>>717158147

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>>717151914
This little weeb will call me like her little yugi or something you will see later it's been like a week I haven't talked to her but she still texts

>>717151914
How she look?

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>>717152072
Ok now we get into some conversation shit ok this should be the screenshot of us talking about Christmas gifts??

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Zombie orgy in graveyard.

Day 1
-Drive to my friends farm (2km away)
-Force my way to their gun safe idk take their kid hostage.
-Take all their guns and ammo.
-Take their Fuel truck and fill it up at the nearest gas station.
- Drive to my local supermarket (tall brick wall around it and no windows into the main building)
- Barricade myself in and not share anything with anyone
Day 2
- Get to the forrest and get plenty of lumber/wood
- Make spikes out of the wood so nobody can jump over the wall
- Go to a girl i know and kidnap her and her sister and keep them alive as sex toys for as long as i can.

Andddd thats pretty much it.. Got a nice forrest close to the supermarket with loads of deers and rabbits in it, thinking i would be able to get wood from there and maybe food in the future when i run out of supermarket supplies. Since i live in Denmark its only the very few farmers that have guns so i would be pretty safe and well supplied for years.

I'd go kill my bitch ass friend who goes by the name of Kevin.

4/10 would hire a hobo to fuck

>>717152567
Beanpole piece of shit

id fuck it, then get a shot in my ass

>>717147674
Fuck off Mary.

>>717147674
Ayo bb how u doin u wan sum fuk

>>717147755
Mary?

fighting is degenerate

>>717147210
I've never been in that situation, but I do have a fight story
>be me
>18 years old, circa 2015
>visiting business client
>almost done with meeting when one of clients employees comes rushing in
>"there's some crazy dudes outside, they're gonna..."
>interrupted by the sound of a guy shouting "WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY"
>client, his employee and I all go outside to be met by 2 guys in ski masks
>one has a baseball bat
>floydmayweather.jpg
>don't even think and just right hook the fucker with the bat
>other goon swings for me and I duck it and take him to the ground and pound
>other guy is getting up so client goes and picks up the bat while I fight to keep them both on the floor
>clients employee already called the police
>16 minutes later the cops show up
>give statements
>no charges, all is good
>turns out my client owed one of those two guys money from a bet
>a fucking bet
Yeah, I went home feeling like Mike Tyson after that

>>717147210
Respectfully bumping this thread

>>717145506
This

>>717145426
posting this stupid shit over and over is retarded on its own

>>717145426
9 or am i stupid?

fuck it

>>717150911
We're fucked!!

These threads are cancer

Watched an Indian mother fap her son through their basement bathroom window. Watched the whole thing.

>>717152154
How old son

I used to watch my step mom take a bath every single night. She's fat now but back then, damn son

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Was also looking for sauce on both of these if any of you /b/ros have them

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Just going to keep dumping what I have for a bit

>>717148388
any kind of straight porn

>>717148388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>717148388
Thats a lot like what my wifes pussy looks like.

>>717153234
Might as well

>>717153234
Loll

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End my life