Day 1 -Drive to my friends farm (2km away) -Force my way to their gun safe idk take their kid hostage. -Take all their guns and ammo. -Take their Fuel truck and fill it up at the nearest gas station. - Drive to my local supermarket (tall brick wall around it and no windows into the main building) - Barricade myself in and not share anything with anyone Day 2 - Get to the forrest and get plenty of lumber/wood - Make spikes out of the wood so nobody can jump over the wall - Go to a girl i know and kidnap her and her sister and keep them alive as sex toys for as long as i can.
Andddd thats pretty much it.. Got a nice forrest close to the supermarket with loads of deers and rabbits in it, thinking i would be able to get wood from there and maybe food in the future when i run out of supermarket supplies. Since i live in Denmark its only the very few farmers that have guns so i would be pretty safe and well supplied for years.
>>717149771 I'd probably just stay at home, but I'd try to get a hold of my gf maybe she'd come up with a plan, realistically Id probably kill myself because I've had a fuck of a time getting any guns where I live
>>717149771 1. Get gun and bombs. 2. Go to safe zone/compound full of people (city sized zone). 3. Enter safe zone. 4. Plant bombs, touch them off. 5. Shout "Allahu Akbar!" 6. Start shooting people. 7. Die. 8. Maximum kek. They thought radical Islamic terrorism would die just because the apocalypse started.
So does it spread by like bodily fluids entering your body or something?? Either way, if its a zombie its probably stupid and weak a shit..
You have to be a complete faggot to die from a shambling body of decomposed shit. I'd just let out all my pent out anger on these brainless tards. THEY would be afraid of me. It'd be the human apocalypse in their history books.
>>717149771 Back to my community up in the mountain, live off the land since everyone there is used to it already and build a border around out houses, we've got guns and ammo to do use all 10 lifetimes.
Nigga, I'd be blasting music through the streets in a truck, chilling on the bed with a bat or something. Then as some bitch-ass zombies start coming after the truck, smack right across the head. I'd do this until may city is cleared, I'll be the chosen one from god to rid the plague from this world.
>live in northern Montana >everyone has a full-on TF2 loadout at all times >shotgun or rifle, pistol/s, and everyone has a big ass knife/machete/farm tool/huge wrench >it's flat as shit, no surprise zomb attacks >tfw dry as shit during summer, zombs become raisins >tfw literally colder than Antarctica during winter >zombs freeze solid, we shatter their heads with bats for fun >bears, mountain lions, bobcats, lynxes, wolves, and bison year round >tfw zombs get eaten >natives do nothing but drink all day long >tfw half of us have 50% blood alcohol content, nobody can get infected
>live in rural northwest Texas >shotgun or rifle, pistol/s, and everyone has a big ass knife/machete/farm tool/huge wrench >it's flat as shit, no surprise zomb attacks >tfw fucking way too hot and dry during summer, zombs catch on fire >coyotes, foxes, and mean hogs year round >tfw zombs get eaten >natives do nothing but drink all day long >tfw half of us have 50% blood alcohol content, nobody can get infected
>grab food from storage >grab guns and ammo from case >get in truck >drive to Harry's >pillage whatever s still there >drive to my kid's daycare >rape rape rape rape rape >take the prettiest and sluttiest for the road >live out the rest of my days with my hand on the wheel my finger on the trigger and my dick in a six year old
fuck my parents are the biggest liability i would imagine
if it were me the smartest choice would be
>kill everyone in my neighbourhood in their sleep >break down all the walls that connect (its a townhouse) >just have a big tunnel of rooms >loot everything >organize it all >medical house >armory >all other shit >set up all the furniture and turn all the desks tall cabinets and put them against the walls and doors and other furniture set up for cover and hiding >wait till things are quite >set up traps outside
>>717149771 >live in rural midwest >no zombies here for at least a week >everyone has guns >everyone has farms >irl zombies would rot/freeze/be eaten by animals/bugs very very quickly Idk sit on the roof and shoot arrows into them while drunk?
Uncles father has a decent plane 1 hr away I'm in a small town ND there's nothing between us. His land has hangar and runway plus they are huge hunters with tons of weapons. Take plane to uncles place in Alaska his cabin is semi secluded with landing strip 2 ish miles from cabin. Pray that is good enough.
Stay home and go about my life. Alaska probably won't be hit for a while, and even then, the closest town is a fair way away, the plot is pretty sustainable, greenhouses have a nice rotation going, the house is well stocked with essentials, and I have a small network of folks I trade with on the regular. Worst case scenario I'll eventually have to go without luxuries.
>>717149771 First I load up some clothes and ammo and the guns in the safe. Then I drive 3 hours to the 'ranch', it's a 15x40 building that's 10 feet off the ground on 50 acres I have. Meet with my friends there since we go there for campouts and shit a few times a year, long weekend kind of stuff. Hope someone brought seeds since we'll run out of food in two to three weeks.
>take collection of melee weapons ranging from machetes and axes to a very fine oak table leg I have nicknamed Elizabeth >go out into streets of the small town where I live >kill zombies >hand out weapons to any survivors >kill zombies >either die or get recruited >if get recruited then finally have a purpose in life to protect my group >if die then finally no more waiting
EZ shit, just have everybody mass move to Antarctica and colonize there. If zombies actually had proper anatomy and work in a realistic way, then it's safe to assume that if they were to either swim they'd sink/freeze, and that they would crumble under the cold temperatures and be unable to move.
>First of all we gotta nuke California, New York and all them cuck states cause they will die very easily and turn (They have huge populations and no guns)(Also we would save more people than that are killed, not that I care fuck morality) >live in the south Alabama so everyone has at least one gun, if not an arsenal with thousands of bullets >Loot all the gun stores, first target would be dick's sporting goods (Have you seen how many bullets they have?!) >Loot Walmart for seeds, and food >Make a small community with my neighborhood folk >live in a small neighborhood with around 55 houses with only one entrance, so we would block it off >Learn their occupations to know what skills they have and do (We have a lot of carpenters, welders, mechanics, doctors, nurses and construction workers in my neighborhood, mostly blue-collar workers) >Live in a very wooded area so plenty of wood almost infinite >Reinforce fences with tree logs >Create farm area and different areas for people to work at >Have people patrolling the neighborhood >Kill zombies all day everyday for fun, and smash their heads open >Get an ear necklace going and wear it everywhere >Make myself their king and warlord >Display zombie heads on sticks outside the front entrance >Hang zombies on trees to scare people for fun (also at the front entrance, where else) >Basically go crazy with effigies and put on display every single zombie we kill, and also raiders to hella scare people away that they either think we are fucking crazy or very fucking dangerous >Kidnap sexy ass women, put them in my basement and rape away >Make my people think that I just put them in there for interrogation >Slap women with my dick and fuck em >Have a bunch of sex slaves The f-u-c-k-i-n-g end why the hell did I just decide to write a book idk
If I had about like 2 hours before everything hits the fan i would round up my family, get my guns, buy extra ammo and food, and head to my buddy's house who would then take us to his dad's house. His dad has a shit ton of guns and makes his own bullets and lives in bumfuck.
If I have less than an hour, get my family and hole up in our house and hide in the attic with all the food, zombies cant get us if they don't have a ladder.
With it being winter the easy choice is somewhere that the day and night temperatures are just below freezing as I don't think zombies would be able to generate enough body heat to keep from freezing solid. I already own firearms, ammo and reloading equipment, have a pantry full of enough food for maybe two months (more if I were to ration).
I'd probably find a construction company and use the equipment to dig most a big ass moat around a decent sized building while the zombies are frozen. Stockpile a shit ton of food before the weather warms up and once spring rolls around if it looks like zombies can survive being deep frozen I'd finish off the moat and chill.
My sect would castrate bastards like these with fire-heated tongs, brand the word PEDO onto their foreheads, and use them as slave laborers for the rest of their lives. We'd enslave bandits, prisoners of war, and criminals too, just without castration and branding, they'd be able to work their way up to being a freeman.
>>717161584 >Canacuck lives 20km away from montana in southern alberta. (Outside of Mountain View) >mfw my province has less weapons than a single texan child. >Raised on a ranch have a shotgun, henry big boy, 1. 22 an sks, xcr. savage 111 Have plebous 5 rounds in a mag. >Literally no one in sight around anywhere. > Flatter than an asian girls chest > Live on the edge of the foothills >2 atv's, 2 trucks butt fuck it have 2 arabian horses. ride one out. >LEVERACTION HENRY + HORSE >no much need for fuel just use land for grazing >be ware of dire bears and wolfs fucking us up. >bring shotty too. >fuck ton of glacial rivers streams and lakes around. 10 km away from waterton lakes national park. >dryer summer than my life zombies are sun roasted >delish meal for grizzly bears, mountain lions, bobcats, lynxes, wolves >Zombies get eaten faster than a grain of rice presented in front of an african family of 12 >be queer and steer my horse into the sunset over the hill as i quick scope the remains of zombies. >a loaded american makes an average canadian look like a fuckin pleb. >rest of canacuck is fucked. 78% have no freedom sticks 80% live in urban areas. >mfw nation= gg
Can't wait to see you on the border my fellow survivor.
>>717149771 First thing is killing all the people I don't like in my area and take there stuff step by step, when the food is gone I'm roaming always loking down at all I see, zombie faces, fill the places I can't reach. I would know that I could use somebody
>>717149771 First I'd grab a horse and head into Atlanta. Then I'd go camping for a while. Then I'd hang out on a farm after wandering aimlessly through a bush for what seems like forever. Then I'd hole up in an abandoned prison while I got into a pissing match with an eyepatch-wearing sadistic fucker...
>>717149771 amazon warehouse. No 1 thing to do is take that shit over and lock it down no shit I work there and you could live for a decade and never have to leave theres so much shit in there. Food, drinks, tools, weapons, survival gear. usually all concrete building with steel doors hell break down the steel shelving and make stronger barricades for all exits you'd be set for a long while
>>717178367 There would be a ton of competition for those. People would murder you for it. Or light it on fire if you didn't let them in out of spite.
I would leave the city as fast as possible. Luckily, I am a bit of a hill billy and one of the few people I see around town with a 4x4 F150. I also have shotguns and ammo. So I would raid any neighbor's house that I thought was on vacation (almost no competition), siphon buckets of gas from cars, and go find a vacation cabin to take over.
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