Ok /b/ zombie outbreak has happened what would you do where

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Zombie orgy in graveyard.

Day 1
-Drive to my friends farm (2km away)
-Force my way to their gun safe idk take their kid hostage.
-Take all their guns and ammo.
-Take their Fuel truck and fill it up at the nearest gas station.
- Drive to my local supermarket (tall brick wall around it and no windows into the main building)
- Barricade myself in and not share anything with anyone
Day 2
- Get to the forrest and get plenty of lumber/wood
- Make spikes out of the wood so nobody can jump over the wall
- Go to a girl i know and kidnap her and her sister and keep them alive as sex toys for as long as i can.

Andddd thats pretty much it.. Got a nice forrest close to the supermarket with loads of deers and rabbits in it, thinking i would be able to get wood from there and maybe food in the future when i run out of supermarket supplies. Since i live in Denmark its only the very few farmers that have guns so i would be pretty safe and well supplied for years.

I'd go kill my bitch ass friend who goes by the name of Kevin.

Take car, go to mom's, Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for it all to blow over

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Checkem

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>>717151779
I'd catch kyle off guard because i know his plan. Tie him up and make him watch and i coax a zombie towards him to eat him

>>717150051
Wouldn't you get infected if you fucked a zombie? Even if you didn't get bitten it still be fluid transfer.

>>717152099
Checkem faggot

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>>717152099
>>717151779

i'm in michigan pretty close to canada. i'd just go north i guess, find an abandoned cabin, and live off the land

my dads boat, fill it with supplies, get away for a while. can crab and fish, boil water then collct the steam to drink

>>717151343
>Make spikes out of the wood
Same, a ton. I would stay where I'm located tho', and with just a few minor changes, be able to survive longterm. Og at bo på en ø, hjælper også.

>>717149771
stay put ,have enough food to last a few days

throw trash in yard and make everything looked fucked up and looted think redneck yard

if a infected comes poking around let it go
who knows how its spread

or get a full face protection to prevent gore from splashing in my face

try to wait it out by rationing food until its safe or there is no living person left then go looking for stuff

>>717149771
Probably go to Tasmania. Small population so you could wipe them out easy enough and then live in peace.

>>717152069
lhbj

>>717149771
I'd probably just stay at home, but I'd try to get a hold of my gf maybe she'd come up with a plan, realistically Id probably kill myself because I've had a fuck of a time getting any guns where I live

>>717152069
Rooling

>>717152069
kawll

>>717149771
1. Get gun and bombs.
2. Go to safe zone/compound full of people (city sized zone).
3. Enter safe zone.
4. Plant bombs, touch them off.
5. Shout "Allahu Akbar!"
6. Start shooting people.
7. Die.
8. Maximum kek. They thought radical Islamic terrorism would die just because the apocalypse started.

>>717152069
llor

>>717149771
>>717149771
i would go to /b/

>>717157069
>doesn't already have guns
good luck acquiring firearms AFTER the apocalypse you fucking normie zombie-fodder cuck

>>717152069
Rolando

>>717157411
>implying it won't be even easier to acquire weaponry after the apocalypse
Okay guy.

So does it spread by like bodily fluids entering your body or something?? Either way, if its a zombie its probably stupid and weak a shit..

You have to be a complete faggot to die from a shambling body of decomposed shit. I'd just let out all my pent out anger on these brainless tards. THEY would be afraid of me. It'd be the human apocalypse in their history books.

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>>717152069
Rollerino

>>717149771
Astanlish a neo-nazi / neo-roman empire in the ramians of civilization

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>>717158791
OP here. It spreads through fluids entering the body.

>>717152069
rollorieno

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>>717149771
Back to my community up in the mountain, live off the land since everyone there is used to it already and build a border around out houses, we've got guns and ammo to do use all 10 lifetimes.

Nigga, I'd be blasting music through the streets in a truck, chilling on the bed with a bat or something. Then as some bitch-ass zombies start coming after the truck, smack right across the head. I'd do this until may city is cleared, I'll be the chosen one from god to rid the plague from this world.

>>717150051

>zombie orgy
>all dudes

I always knew zombies were faggots

>>717152069
Roll

>>717152069
fuck it roll

>>717152069
The Walking Dead: Roll to survival

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>>717149771
>what would you do
Climb on my roof with my deer rifle and boxes of ammo. (I already live way out in the country)

>where would you go?
Not going anywhere, I have good line of sight vision for 100's of yards.

Country living is GOAT

>>717152772
>pretty close to canada

UR fucked anon, you are already too close to the zombies.

>>717160946
What about food? Or do you have a farm you can live off of?

>>717161220

I am kind of a prepper so I already have months worth of food.

Plus their are a fuckton of deer and hogs around and my property backs up to a small creek.

>>717152069
roll

>live in northern Montana
>everyone has a full-on TF2 loadout at all times
>shotgun or rifle, pistol/s, and everyone has a big ass knife/machete/farm tool/huge wrench
>it's flat as shit, no surprise zomb attacks
>tfw dry as shit during summer, zombs become raisins
>tfw literally colder than Antarctica during winter
>zombs freeze solid, we shatter their heads with bats for fun
>bears, mountain lions, bobcats, lynxes, wolves, and bison year round
>tfw zombs get eaten
>natives do nothing but drink all day long
>tfw half of us have 50% blood alcohol content, nobody can get infected

>>717161584

>live in rural northwest Texas
>shotgun or rifle, pistol/s, and everyone has a big ass knife/machete/farm tool/huge wrench
>it's flat as shit, no surprise zomb attacks
>tfw fucking way too hot and dry during summer, zombs catch on fire
>coyotes, foxes, and mean hogs year round
>tfw zombs get eaten
>natives do nothing but drink all day long
>tfw half of us have 50% blood alcohol content, nobody can get infected

Greetings fellow survivor

>>717160901
Can I just kill the convict? Almost perfect roll otherwise.

>>717152069
check my 100%

rollololol

Break into homes of hot chicks and jack off with their panties, oh and rape whenever possible

>grab the gun
>board up the windows and doors
>start generator
>play video games
>seppuku when the time comes

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>>717152069
Am I alive?

I think they all voted for Clinton, so go to a Trump Tower and party with Putin.

>>717152069

wew

>>717163414
Fuck yea
>Shotgun
>Girlscout "Does not know what sex is. Yet."
>Car
>Likely to survive

>>717152099
>>717152499
Wat

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>>717152069

>grab food from storage
>grab guns and ammo from case
>get in truck
>drive to Harry's
>pillage whatever s still there
>drive to my kid's daycare
>rape rape rape rape rape
>take the prettiest and sluttiest for the road
>live out the rest of my days with my hand on the wheel my finger on the trigger and my dick in a six year old

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>>717164142

>>717152069
Brains

>>717164241
You may be able to kill pedobear, but his seed survives in the reproductive systems of the young

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>>717160901
im surhurrrviving with dubs

>>717152069
Rulo

>>717152069
Roll

>>717151343
Easier said than done anon.

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treps for keks

fuck my parents are the biggest liability i would imagine

if it were me the smartest choice would be

>kill everyone in my neighbourhood in their sleep
>break down all the walls that connect (its a townhouse)
>just have a big tunnel of rooms
>loot everything
>organize it all
>medical house
>armory
>all other shit
>set up all the furniture and turn all the desks tall cabinets and put them against the walls and doors and other furniture set up for cover and hiding
>wait till things are quite
>set up traps outside

>>717152069
Roll

>>717152069
role

>>717152069
rill

easy

travel to the middle of the U.S. with all of my food and weapons

very small amount of people, high amount of guns

coax someone into letting me live on their farm while providing work/protection

>>717149771
>live in rural midwest
>no zombies here for at least a week
>everyone has guns
>everyone has farms
>irl zombies would rot/freeze/be eaten by animals/bugs very very quickly
Idk sit on the roof and shoot arrows into them while drunk?

>>717152069
hpglpl

stay home and play league with survivors

>>717152069
roll

>>717152069
ROLL

>>717152069

>>717152069
Roll

Uncles father has a decent plane 1 hr away I'm in a small town ND there's nothing between us. His land has hangar and runway plus they are huge hunters with tons of weapons. Take plane to uncles place in Alaska his cabin is semi secluded with landing strip 2 ish miles from cabin. Pray that is good enough.

>>717152069
Gg

>>717149771

Stay home and go about my life. Alaska probably won't be hit for a while, and even then, the closest town is a fair way away, the plot is pretty sustainable, greenhouses have a nice rotation going, the house is well stocked with essentials, and I have a small network of folks I trade with on the regular. Worst case scenario I'll eventually have to go without luxuries.

>>717152069
rollen

>>717149771
First I load up some clothes and ammo and the guns in the safe.
Then I drive 3 hours to the 'ranch', it's a 15x40 building that's 10 feet off the ground on 50 acres I have.
Meet with my friends there since we go there for campouts and shit a few times a year, long weekend kind of stuff.
Hope someone brought seeds since we'll run out of food in two to three weeks.

>>717152069
rolling to see what random shit I get

>>717157659
Yeah cause gun stores are going to be operating after the apocalypse and they will happily accept discover.

Fuck you, what you have when the SHTF is what you get. Anything you acquire is by force and if you don't have any guns you sure as fuck don't have any force.

>take collection of melee weapons ranging from machetes and axes to a very fine oak table leg I have nicknamed Elizabeth
>go out into streets of the small town where I live
>kill zombies
>hand out weapons to any survivors
>kill zombies
>either die or get recruited
>if get recruited then finally have a purpose in life to protect my group
>if die then finally no more waiting

>>717152069
Roll hyping

>>717152069
rollin

>>717152069
℅

Hole myself up in a Costco. Lots of supplies, strong walls and big roof for a heli evac. Zombies can't get in because they dont have memberships.

>>717169984
I don't think Coscto memberships expire due to death so they could still get in.

>>717161990
God bless Texas

EZ shit, just have everybody mass move to Antarctica and colonize there. If zombies actually had proper anatomy and work in a realistic way, then it's safe to assume that if they were to either swim they'd sink/freeze, and that they would crumble under the cold temperatures and be unable to move.

Day 1
Don't do anything because I live in Canada and they'll just get buried in snow

The End

>>717152069
roll

>>717149771
Sign up with Negan.

>>717171885
>The End

Until the snow melts.

>>717152069
niggasssss

>>717149771

Start a militant sect of Pentecostal Christian Nationalist Libertarians and rebuild civilization in the Lord's image.

>>717152069

Rolling.

>>717152069
Rollando

>First of all we gotta nuke California, New York and all them cuck states cause they will die very easily and turn (They have huge populations and no guns)(Also we would save more people than that are killed, not that I care fuck morality)
>live in the south Alabama so everyone has at least one gun, if not an arsenal with thousands of bullets
>Loot all the gun stores, first target would be dick's sporting goods (Have you seen how many bullets they have?!)
>Loot Walmart for seeds, and food
>Make a small community with my neighborhood folk
>live in a small neighborhood with around 55 houses with only one entrance, so we would block it off
>Learn their occupations to know what skills they have and do (We have a lot of carpenters, welders, mechanics, doctors, nurses and construction workers in my neighborhood, mostly blue-collar workers)
>Live in a very wooded area so plenty of wood almost infinite
>Reinforce fences with tree logs
>Create farm area and different areas for people to work at
>Have people patrolling the neighborhood
>Kill zombies all day everyday for fun, and smash their heads open
>Get an ear necklace going and wear it everywhere
>Make myself their king and warlord
>Display zombie heads on sticks outside the front entrance
>Hang zombies on trees to scare people for fun (also at the front entrance, where else)
>Basically go crazy with effigies and put on display every single zombie we kill, and also raiders to hella scare people away that they either think we are fucking crazy or very fucking dangerous
>Kidnap sexy ass women, put them in my basement and rape away
>Make my people think that I just put them in there for interrogation
>Slap women with my dick and fuck em
>Have a bunch of sex slaves
The f-u-c-k-i-n-g end why the hell did I just decide to write a book idk

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Depends how much time I have.

If I had about like 2 hours before everything hits the fan i would round up my family, get my guns, buy extra ammo and food, and head to my buddy's house who would then take us to his dad's house. His dad has a shit ton of guns and makes his own bullets and lives in bumfuck.

If I have less than an hour, get my family and hole up in our house and hide in the attic with all the food, zombies cant get us if they don't have a ladder.

>>717152069
Roll

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>>717149771
>zombie outbreak

Ah, my zombie girl fetish can finally become reality.

With it being winter the easy choice is somewhere that the day and night temperatures are just below freezing as I don't think zombies would be able to generate enough body heat to keep from freezing solid. I already own firearms, ammo and reloading equipment, have a pantry full of enough food for maybe two months (more if I were to ration).

I'd probably find a construction company and use the equipment to dig most a big ass moat around a decent sized building while the zombies are frozen. Stockpile a shit ton of food before the weather warms up and once spring rolls around if it looks like zombies can survive being deep frozen I'd finish off the moat and chill.

>>717173640

>>717164142

My sect would castrate bastards like these with fire-heated tongs, brand the word PEDO onto their foreheads, and use them as slave laborers for the rest of their lives. We'd enslave bandits, prisoners of war, and criminals too, just without castration and branding, they'd be able to work their way up to being a freeman.

>>717149771

I'd basically be the Irish Ghengis Khan, but with motorcycles and assault rifles instead of horses and bows.

>>717161584
>Canacuck lives 20km away from montana in southern alberta. (Outside of Mountain View)
>mfw my province has less weapons than a single texan child.
>Raised on a ranch have a shotgun, henry big boy, 1. 22 an sks, xcr. savage 111 Have plebous 5 rounds in a mag.
>Literally no one in sight around anywhere.
> Flatter than an asian girls chest
> Live on the edge of the foothills
>2 atv's, 2 trucks butt fuck it have 2 arabian horses. ride one out.
>LEVERACTION HENRY + HORSE
>no much need for fuel just use land for grazing
>be ware of dire bears and wolfs fucking us up.
>bring shotty too.
>fuck ton of glacial rivers streams and lakes around. 10 km away from waterton lakes national park.
>dryer summer than my life zombies are sun roasted
>delish meal for grizzly bears, mountain lions, bobcats, lynxes, wolves
>Zombies get eaten faster than a grain of rice presented in front of an african family of 12
>be queer and steer my horse into the sunset over the hill as i quick scope the remains of zombies.
>a loaded american makes an average canadian look like a fuckin pleb.
>rest of canacuck is fucked. 78% have no freedom sticks 80% live in urban areas.
>mfw nation= gg

Can't wait to see you on the border my fellow survivor.

>As if theres any hope for a cure
Look at these previously beta cucks.
Hell if the zombie apocalypse can make them brave it can make me brave too.

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, I'd wager I'd have the courage do what I've always wanted to do.
Fucking Kill myself.

>>717149771
Hit up places for supplies

Go into countryside for two weeks

Make my way into civilization
Become king of everyone.

>>717175468

Faggot, steel wire strung up at neck level on highways does a lot to deter that kind of shit. And you'd better believe I'd be booby trapping the highways to slow down the hordes.

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>>717171504
holy shit, we got a genius over here

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>>717174719

>>717151343
>not having guns of your own

>>717152069
Roll

>>717152069
Rolling

>>717152069
Aight

>>717152069
Rolling

>>717152069
roll

>>717149771
Assuming I'd survive the initial outbreak head for the nearby abandoned hospital and hold out there.

>>717173454
Well then the wildlife comes out takes care that shit.

All this talk about animals eatting zombies. Would the animal not get sick or infected too? Would u not get sick from consuming the animal?

>>717152069
rollin

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>>717152069
roll

>>717163213
My nigga going out in style

>>717149771
First thing is killing all the people I don't like in my area and take there stuff step by step, when the food is gone I'm roaming always loking down at all I see, zombie faces, fill the places I can't reach. I would know that I could use somebody

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We have to blueball the zombies.
>Barracade/fortify house
>Turn music up really loud to attract horde
>Drink Bleach/cut wrists/Shoot self
>When zombies get in im already dead
>Cucked

>>717149771
First I'd grab a horse and head into Atlanta. Then I'd go camping for a while. Then I'd hang out on a farm after wandering aimlessly through a bush for what seems like forever. Then I'd hole up in an abandoned prison while I got into a pissing match with an eyepatch-wearing sadistic fucker...

>>717149771
amazon warehouse. No 1 thing to do is take that shit over and lock it down no shit I work there and you could live for a decade and never have to leave theres so much shit in there. Food, drinks, tools, weapons, survival gear. usually all concrete building with steel doors hell break down the steel shelving and make stronger barricades for all exits you'd be set for a long while

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>>717152069
Roll

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>>717177738
die, for the love of god how disgraceful are you you're actually below the level of a spam bot.

Get my camping backpack and some camping gear and walk the railroad tracks, climb and sleepin trees when I need to

Get to a Costco

>>717178367
There would be a ton of competition for those. People would murder you for it. Or light it on fire if you didn't let them in out of spite.

I would leave the city as fast as possible. Luckily, I am a bit of a hill billy and one of the few people I see around town with a 4x4 F150. I also have shotguns and ammo. So I would raid any neighbor's house that I thought was on vacation (almost no competition), siphon buckets of gas from cars, and go find a vacation cabin to take over.

>>717178367

... Well, now I know the first place my biker hordes are targeting.

>>717151956

roll

>>717160901
rolling for singles

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I live in California it wouldn't matter if a zombie outbreak happened the retarded normies of this state dead or alive will only crave kale chips and organic smoothies from the gym.