Webm thread
>>717394356
fb / ig fap
Alright/b/, What's the most pathetic thing you did while horny?
>>717393552
...kissed a guys feet while thanking him for pulling my hair
sniffed my sister panties.
>>717394232
sniffed my roommate's panties
I fucked her the day before and she was out that day and i was so fuckin horny
Francesca Capaldi. 12 years old. Discuss.
>>717390655
Sauce
I beat off to her at least twice a day.
>>717390655
>Francesca Capaldi
thanks
>>717390824
seems like ill be doing the same
This is to address Terri Lynn Cochran and the people she had help steal my belongings, in particular the asshole in the red pick up truck I know who you are and what the both of you did is illegal. Teri Cochrane is my aunt I'm her niece my name is Raven Cochran. I lived at the home across the street from her for the last 8 years. She was very upset over not receiving rent for the first several years that I lived there but my X was the one who was making the money and paying all the bills and he didn't appreciate the fact that she would not remove her junk off the property which took up the whole back end of the house not to mention she was not in a position to be a landlord because to be a landlord you have to be able to fix problems with the home which she could not do. However I still felt it was right to give the woman some rent money and so once I became employed I started paying her rent money every month. she would get pissed because she would have to wait a couple of days for her rent money after the first of the month but that's because I did not have a car to drive myself to an ATM machine to draw off the rent money she could have given me a ride instead she was a complete asshole about it.
>>717399165
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>717399165
lol you showed them
>ATM machine
>automated teller machine machine
Another Milf thread for the one that just 404'd.
>>717392812
Stunning pic OP, lets get some more of this low quality shit in here as fast as we can.
>>717393299
Ha okay
>>717393299
My gf is thinking about webcaming, and would like to know if anyone here would watch her
post tits first
>>717390605
I would watch her
que pedo anons de donde nos acompañan
mexithread
also que tal les cayo el gazolinazo
>acapulco
>>717397707
>>717397819
kek
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>717391196
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
Oh no, what did I just do?
>Be me
>Chilling out at home, watching the neighbors dog for the day
>The little dog starts humping my leg
>I feel it's little Dick trying to Fuck my toes
>Start toying around with it, pretty much giving it a footjob
>It ends up cumming on my foot
>Wash it off and act like nothing happened
>The next day the neighbor casually mentioned that the dog has gotten very aggressive and won't stop trying to hump people's legs
>Apparently it bit a kid to the point of bleeding
>They want to take the dog to the pound
What the fuck should I do??!
Bump,please help
Jesus, the lady came and knocked on the door asking if I'm okay, I think she's catching on, got a strange look
>>717397713
You're doing gods work anon. Keep it up.
>Dogs face when he busted.
TRIPS live in the goat tower
DUBS get in for an hour
>>717396036
roll
>>717396036
Rolling
See you inside bitches
buttbutt
>>717400187
butt
>>717400187
only 2 butts?
Tasty butts
The 3 pillars of Phallicism:
1. Phallus is God.
2. Pleasure is the language of God.
3. The purpose of life is to delight in close fellowship with God daily.
>>717393246
In Phallicism, one sexuality or orientation is not superior to another, as long as Phallus is glorified and worshiped.
>>717393464
Even fantastical fetishes and impossible kinks can glorify Phallus.
>>717393785
But any actions that break local or national law must be confined to fantasy: indulging these desires would eventually infringe on the free, lifelong enjoyment of close fellowship with God.
Here is a MAP that explains how the earth is flat and also shows the massive layer of ice that surrounds the edge of the flat earth.
so why do you think there is ice all around the edge at a much thicker rate than the ice at the center
ur map is shitty and so is ur theory
I'm sold.
>>717394001
Wow, what an intellectual refutation. I stand defeated.
People that you can't take seriously
>Millenials
>Niggers
>Pacifists
>Fat people
>People who overuse the word "like"
>Art majors
>Born in April
>Anime watchers
>Manga readers
>Communists
>People who own Macbooks
>>717391900
Define Millenial and why do you hate them?
>>717392131
Because we're all fucking idiots
>>717391900
Born in April?