#2
>>722387396
They all look like they'd be terrible in bed. I think #4 has the best chance at being entertaining.
>>722387557
#2
How's valentine's day going?
How you'd expect it to go
Told her I love her, she replied she's sorry and hope that i will find my true love in my life. And that she knows it hurts.
Couldn't start better
>>722387549
Was about to do this today but realized that maybe not
>Grin tax thread
>
>Be My
>Be My Shitting Through Ci Tea like freshboi
>Fresher than sub whey cause costume party
>Turns eleven PM I walk in door and cousin stumbles up cumpothole drunk
>capnfalconyes.webm
>drinks a butthole of milk
>no cereal, like brave man
>walks up to her, sees scars on her legs and hey crying
>what u do" I axe
>she reply
>I cute self
>she holding knife and look impressed deflate
>I smil an tell her she only cut from high standard
>she ends up smacking my an fucking my
>bouncy housy on couch
>bam
>whoo
>poo
>pic fagmiliar
>is me
They're coming.
>>722386805
They've been here, nigga.
Favorite.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>722383588
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 and Patches -_-#7669 on discord stop being gay http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/7/first-wf-waifu-claiming-thread
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Claim :o
Shielder claimed
>>722386436 toko
Stay tuned and find out in tomorrow's edition of /waifu/
>tfw you announcered the announcer
>>722386564 crispy bacon
Ok i gotta get some sleep
>>722386578 shielder
Its not cheating. We both have sex with the same girl at the same time.
>>722386706 juvia
Who you claim doesnt change you silly. I Want you not you're waifu.
>goodnight all
Deal with it, whiteboi.
k
>>722387252
What is it I'm supposed to deal with?
deal with it, nigger.
Dropbox dump for my birthday!
>>722386066
Without posting a Dropbox yourself? Gtfo
>>722386066
kys op never start a thread without your own bread
a girl just asked me to be her valentine need something cute to reply with
this is the first time this shit has happened to me
>>722382109
What did she say exactly?
>>722382322
"Awe lemme be your valentine :)"
>>722382387
Did you want a cute/cheesy/dirty response?
Alright faggots. Redpill me on sucking cock
Pic related. Its a nigger's cock
Fucking queers. Youre all jacking off to it instead of redpilling me.
Cunts. You like it, dont you
Ughhhg steve
Pics you should not share
ex gf, more?
Any one have any highschool stories they wanna share?
Did any one have a kid like this in highschool? Orange haired douche canoe
>Be me in highschool so about 16 ish
>walking laps
>w/GF at the time
>cause fuck shit I don't care
>creepster kid comes up to us
>"Why you with him, I got money and I'm better than him"
>Tell him to fuck off
>Literally a 5/10, snob with almost no looks
>a week later he tries again
>"Dude, if you don't back off, I will kick your ass"
>goes away
>Another week
>dumbshit didn't learn
>Goto my football friend
>Yeah I had one of them
>Tell him what do
>20 minutes later sitting at lunch
>kid's sitting alone at another table soaking wet
>Literally got a swirly
>dude if you don't fuck off im ganna kick your ass
>has butt buddy do it for you
Least you could have done is have him hold the fuck while you pound on him. If you're ganna pussy out pussy out right
>>722382716
Eh, I had better things to do. Plus, I had a pretty good thing going for me with the teachers and the staff, why ruin it?
>be in highschool
>have personal laptops
>one class' teacher doesnt do anything all year
>me and friends watched like 70 movies in that class
You just asked for a story. Not a good one
question to footfags, if you could make any new laws that would cater to your fetish, what would they be?
>>722384346
everybody is legally required to have feet
>>722384648
This. Summary execution for all leg amputees. Footless scum.
From one foot fag to another, stop making these fucking threads jesus christ
Get nudes from these snapchats?
isaisjemoeder (best boobs ever but underage)
jessicacraig_x (amazing boobs, underage)
rachela-14 (really hot, LEGAL)
Pic is of a different girl who I'd like shopped
bumpo
>>722384763
snap nudes please
yfw tomorrow the girl you love is going to be getting fucked by someone else, held by someone else, loved by someone else, loving someone else...
I don't love anyone. You're wrong.
>>722382485
i wish i didnt
I have 2 valentines dates tomorrow. Kek, you're wrong.
What kind of girlfriend do you want?
>>722384173
one who will love me for who I am and will never leave me
One that fucks like a chicken
A real one.