What kind of girlfriend do you want?

>>722384173
one who will love me for who I am and will never leave me

File: chicken.jpg (52KB, 490x497px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 490x497px

One that fucks like a chicken

A real one.

One that isn't too clingy, or too distant.

One that's independent of herself and can take care of herself and isn't a total useless house wife.

Plus is amazing at cooking.

File: Orange of truth.jpg (22KB, 640x823px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 640x823px

The kind of girl I want is someone who will be a surprise to my life. It could be a girl that I would never think about dating or maybe someone who I've always liked. I want a girl who will surprise me and be more then I ever wanted.

>>722384246
Everyone wants a girl who will love them and will never leave them. It's just a harsh road to get to her.

File: 1486963495037.png (2MB, 1220x2174px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1220x2174px

built like this

File: 1484235639093.jpg (107KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 640x640px

Ideal girlfriend to me is short, not thick, but has a great ass and at least, C or D cups, dirty blonde hair, blue/grey eyes, and nice cheek bones.

For personality I would say shy, independent, Scorpio, outgoing and funny.

File: IMG_20170206_034711.jpg (430KB, 791x2560px) Image search: [Google]

430KB, 791x2560px

Basically her, works at Hooters, smokes pot, and goes to college

File: IMG_20170206_034703.jpg (234KB, 660x2560px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 660x2560px

>>722385444
Trips of truth anons

>>722385150
Perfect

>>722384173
one that exists

>>722384173

This one. I want this one.

Who is she?

>>722384173
One that loves back

File: 1486865428681.jpg (341KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

341KB, 960x960px

big. fucking. tits.

>>722385713
>>722384173
I also want her
She is mine now

>>722384173
body like pic related

not materialistic

not boring

not annoying

4'11-5'4

>>722384960
I ended up with a girl like this and she is my wife now. We started by hating eachother thanks to her ex and my former best friend. He lied about me (for no apparant reason other than to seem better than me) and at one point she even stabbed me. but once i realized he was being a bitch, i cucked him, fucked him in the ass (literally) and stole his woman once i found out he was abusive. He is living in Niggerville USA now and last i heard has aids. karma is a bitch.
but back to the point, she is an awesome person, is intelligent and a hard worker. Never would have dated her unless fate made itself known.

brown hair

brown eyes

intelligent

funny

<DD breasts

not a retard

I want a weird perverted girl. One who thinks she's corrupting me with her "weird" sexual shit. Like she'll trick unsuspecting girls into hopping into bed with me, and coerce people into situations where we can get kinky with them. Obviously she has to worship my dick and be envious that she wasn't born with one (specifically, mine). I'll play like this is all crazy and new because that's what she gets off on, then when we get tired of whichever new girl, we'll fuck like bunnies.

>>722384173
one

>>722385237
>Scorpio
Are there people who actually believe horoscopes?

>>722385444
dime a dozen

Yea, I was once in highschool and discovered them, and mine exactly matches how my life has been going.

>>722386335

File: IMG_20170206_034558.jpg (135KB, 572x2286px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 572x2286px

>>722386476
I know her, so I'm gonna try to hook up with her if I can, she's really beautiful

File: DJade.jpg (283KB, 500x750px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 500x750px

Ideally speaking? Nordic goddess, either an artist or "an artist", don't mind a bit of pretentiousness or hipster(ness?), so long as she actually has some intelligence and wit to back it up. Not especially superstitious or politically active. Hopefully enough daddy issues that she'll seek my approval and be clingy enough that I don't have to worry about cheating.

One other than the one I have right now. Preferably her friend.

>>722386622
Wait, so you actually, like legitimately believe in them? Not just as an ironic thing?

I like threads like these, opinions flow nothing getting in the way just questions and thoughts.

For starters... one that can see past how absolutely hideous I am. Impossible true... but something to dream about I guess.

>>722386781

I don't follow the weird dipshits who get way too in depth with it and acting like robots, I just see it as a way of seeing someones personality or way of thought.

>>722386919

But my ideal girl is similar to "Kiera Winters", minus the lame tattoos on her fingers.

File: 1406503591679.gif (2MB, 383x576px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 383x576px

>>722386748

>>722386657

Do it, Anon! Don't stop until you get that pussy!

File: 21aAXV5.jpg (65KB, 360x240px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 360x240px

>>722384449

File: 1486770387866.jpg (166KB, 675x900px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 675x900px

>>722384173

>>722384173
small tits, small ass
the plainer, the better

>>722386748
In other words, you want Chad Thundercock's side chick?

File: 1479400055162.jpg (2MB, 2473x3715px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2473x3715px

>>722384173
A cosplaying one that have similar hobbies to mine

>>722386957
Okay, so you legitimately believe that the time at which someone just happens to be born as correlating with the position of patterns of stars in the sky, greatly affect the outcome of someone's life?

File: 1487036896181.png (244KB, 428x619px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 428x619px

>>722387311
>mfw i have a cosplay gf with similar interests

File: IMG_20170211_055356.jpg (244KB, 788x1417px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 788x1417px

>>722387028
>>722387028
I will definitely try anon, imagine fucking her on a regular basis

File: 1482117110130.jpg (12KB, 243x208px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 243x208px

>>722386968

File: 56-dayum.jpg (26KB, 400x269px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 400x269px

>>722387407

Good luck, I truly mean it. Nothing worse than not trying (in this situation of course).

>>722384173
The one I have, faggot.

File: 87cb5e824258750b894379c4cfe45986.jpg (2MB, 5397x7196px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 5397x7196px

>>722387377
I'm jelly (how do you get your hand to dress up?)

>>722384173
I wish my gf of 9 years had these things:
> goals in life other than getting married and having kids before 35, to support each other
> knowledge of stuff other than clothes and other bitches, to have fruitful conversations
> a stronger sense of empathy, for humans in general, not just animals

She has the looks, is fun to be around and is healthy but... damn, I get bored

>>722386748
This, basically, but redhead.

File: 1481694500751.jpg (43KB, 563x364px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 563x364px

>>722384173
One that doesn't care how autistic i am, but by now i have assumed that she doesn't exist, or is with a normie

At least i have this place to don't feel so lonely

File: Boi.jpg (107KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 1080x1080px

>>722387318

Yes, you're point? At least I'm not some teenage cuck who is striving to bring down trump with the intellect of 2, and has not gone to civics.

>>722387592
wat?

File: mal.jpg (142KB, 1024x1241px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 1024x1241px

>>722384173
Preferably 10-15 years older than me, blonde, large breasts, housewife type. Mommy issues ho!

>>722387231
loli

>>722387216
Gaia user?

File: IMG_20170211_060331.jpg (165KB, 1209x860px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 1209x860px

>>722387497
Yea best to try my luck, I'm not like grotesque or anything, so there is a chance. I like her a lot

>>722387592
Yes. At least you're not that?

Are you just trying to point out how it could be worse? Are you saying that's what I am? I don't get the point in saying that.

>>722387231
You want an ugly loli?


Why not just fuck a 12 year old boy?

>>722384173
One that sexs me. And it would be a bonus if she can cook.

Im not fussy but a 5/10 or better who isnt fat and likes shit i like.

an 18 year old mute brunette billionaire with a below average IQ, hot body, is into 3 ways, and wont text me

>>722387536
not having an intellectual gf to have deep conversations with, i feel for you anon

>>722388004
That person does not exist.

>>722387872

No, you're simply asking me why I would believe in such a thing, you provoked me because you simply do not understand the 1st amendment of the constitution lmfao.

>>722387536
>muh intellectual superiority

>>722388061
You expect foreigners to know about your constitution?

>>722386090

This in imported Russian waifu form

File: 1486407603533.png (564KB, 719x1025px) Image search: [Google]

564KB, 719x1025px

>>722387815
Nope just into strong women.

File: 1484278400215.png (255KB, 354x367px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 354x367px

>>722388061
This has absolutely nothing to do with the first amendment, holy shit... You are not protected from other humans questioning your beliefs by the US constitution.

File: IfTripsIWillFillMyselfWithClips.png (117KB, 500x443px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 500x443px

>>722384173
No dick? That's not my shtick.

File: 13407229_1640117419644090_5507237249361734866_n.jpg (9KB, 261x195px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 261x195px

>>722388061

File: 1484416034535.png (246KB, 462x594px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 462x594px

>>722388360
dear /b/ today a petite qt asian gave me a cupcake for valentine's day that said "love" on it. It was specifically for me. She did not give anyone else cupcakes or anything. I'm 29 and she's 16.

Wat do.

File: 1484404480532.jpg (406KB, 1280x1509px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 1280x1509px

>>722387216
>tfw no strong oni girlfriend to cuddle with.

>>722388330

Do you understand what a Horoscope is?

>>722388460
>leave the country which jails you for even looking at one below 18
>fuck her brains out
done.

>>722388460
fag 1: fuck
fag 2: just because love is written on it doesn't mean anything
fag 3: fuck
fag 4: 16 win win

File: 1486601557747.jpg (116KB, 800x1000px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 800x1000px

>>722388501
It's the strong urg to make them bashful.

>>722388591
A pseudo religious belief, which means congress wouldn't be able to make laws for or against it. I'm almost 100% certain that the anon you were talking to was not the US congress.

>>722388460
Are you living in an Anime?
Are you her Sensei?
Might have been friendship Chocolate (cupcake in your case) tho the Love seems to indicate something else

Give her chocolate on white day (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Day) then give her the D

>>722388591
Yes, what does telling you that horoscopes are bull shit have to do with the Bill of Rights?

File: 1481820450688.jpg (608KB, 1280x1919px) Image search: [Google]

608KB, 1280x1919px

I want somebody who is fun, sexy and spontaneous.

>>722388061
The bill of rights and the constitution aren't the same thing.

File: tumblr_o66sw9o1Ac1uj609jo1_1280.jpg (522KB, 1280x1849px) Image search: [Google]

522KB, 1280x1849px

>>722384173

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsyF8iRFUI&t=0m16s

a jap one that likes finland song

>>722388953
but the constitution and a horoscope is

>>722388460
Become a pedo

>>722389025
Uh... Admittedly I haven't read the US constitution lately, but I'm pretty sure it isn't.

>>722384173
One who will appreciate my small dick

>>722389157
is it a feminine dick?

File: Dick.jpg (330KB, 692x1200px) Image search: [Google]

330KB, 692x1200px

>>722384173
The kind with a giant dick.

>>722389098
You are right. my bad.

One that zuccs, is independant and funny

I want a women that's filthy rich

>>722389296
Happens to the best of us anon, don't worry about it. Remember, the consitution is the one that low IQ conservatives religiously follow, and horoscopes is the one that low IQ liberals religiously follow. The hippy ones get horoscopes, the shooty ones get the consitution.

I want a crocodile

>>722388777
It was red velvet, but yes, I moved to Japan and have been living in an anime for the past 7 months. So far, I have
>discovered magical powers which far exceed the norm for an untrained gaijin
>met a rival who later became a vital ally against a greater evil
>been pursued by 3 asian qt's.
>One, a dandere maid with G cup breasts.
>The second, a Yandere magic student who loves food, destruction spells, and competition
>the third, a Kuudere magic student who gave me the cupcake.

File: Synth.jpg (78KB, 600x941px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 600x941px

>>722384173
Preferably one that will enter into an unbreakable contract with me and take my soul with her into the afterlife.

>>722389494
Dude those souls generally don't have a good time in the afterlife

>>722389678
What the fuck do you know?

>>722386622
They're designed to be vaguely personal to everyone, they're written quite cleverly but they're still bullshit, next time read Taurus as it's you were a Taurus and you'll think, oh this kind of fits too, then Gemini and so on, most of them will "kinda fit" but all of them are still bullshit.

The only person who can tell anything from the planets are scientists, geologists, astronauts and professor fucking trelawney

>>722389708
Been there done that

>>722389678
You just have to make sure she really likes you, and make sure your lawyer is involved in the drafting of the contract.

I know plenty of happy succubus - human couples, and it always comes down to lawyers and lube, quality over quantity.

File: papi_a_cute.jpg (133KB, 692x1000px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 692x1000px

>tfw no cute birb gf

One who will live under my computer desk sucking me off multiple times a day and make food for my wife and I.

>>722390686
Robotics technology has come a long way in the past few years.

>>722390649
A bird person would be a complete fucking psychopath. If you ever spend any time around birds you quickly realize that they're tiny remorseless dinosaurs, and the ONLY reason they don't eat people is that we're too big for them to easily kill.

>>722388300
Hushabye Valley is good shit. Hope It gets turned into a manga soon.

>>722390744
we have 2 robots in the house already but neither of them can perform fellatio. One of them is designed to suck though...

>>722390996
that is wonderful
9/10 would date a birdgirl now
thanks anon

File: happy-harpy.jpg (154KB, 865x923px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 865x923px

>>722390996
bullshit she just wants some ice-cream just look how happi she is

File: 328.png (425KB, 405x600px) Image search: [Google]

425KB, 405x600px

>>722390649
>>722390996

>>722391095
Okay, you make your own choice, but I feel like if bird people were real, it should be a law that you have to see what happens when a mouse gets caught in a chicken coop before you're allowed to ask her out.

File: papi smile & optimism.jpg (61KB, 680x917px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 680x917px

>>722391095

File: 1486030880998.jpg (22KB, 600x604px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 600x604px

Hmm, an interesting question on this fine day sir.

Just someone that isn't an asshole really, I suppose I don't make it easy with trust, intimacy and commitment issues but I'm sick of playing games, the bullshit that people play and front because everyone else is. I honestly hate people and just want to find some decent individuals. Also, not that I mind the pussy coming my way but why is it always older women throwing themselves at me? I just kind of want to find something a little closer/hotness to outweigh the age lol, which with the latter does happen but at the same time. It just goes
Back to stupid woman logic and playing games. So if anything- I wish people would either grow the fuck up or possibly my ex fíance about a year before we started constantly arguing and shit.

>>722391124
The majority of humans are lactose intolerant, and 100% of birds are lactose intolerant, so it's almost certain that she would also be.

Also, no, birds are horrifying. They feel no remorse.

File: 1486514572306.png (446KB, 971x1000px) Image search: [Google]

446KB, 971x1000px

>>722391028
That would get my goat.

>>722384173
I don't want a girlfriend, a boyfriend or a fuck buddy. I just want to be left alone

File: papi wtf am i reading.webm (1MB, 658x308px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 658x308px

>>722391252

>>722391270
W..what is this from.. I like that oni club.. sweet demon.

>>722391333
See? THOSE ARE NOT THE EYES OF MERCY!

File: 1486863329686.jpg (100KB, 680x960px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 680x960px

does god exist

File: 1487053339502.png (118KB, 1110x507px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 1110x507px

>>722384173
I don't even want a mate so lemme just build my own waifu

>trap
>anime aesthetics
>works out, small lifting
>we're more like best friends than lovers
>clean
>outgoing enough to do her own thing and doesn't mind alone time
>doesn't care about my hobbies and idc about hers
>can hold a debate and doesn't give in to other's conflicting opinions
>open minded

Forever alone by choice...

File: 023.jpg (437KB, 900x776px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 900x776px

>>722391415

>>722391445
I had sex

File: 1485732720054.jpg (99KB, 500x724px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 500x724px

>>722391369
Hushabye.

File: 1462203103537.jpg (576KB, 900x972px) Image search: [Google]

576KB, 900x972px

>>722391499

I want a girl that's nice, a girl that's not
obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot.
The kind of girl that you can show to your folks.
Loves the movies I like and always laughs at my jokes.
A real girl, a hot girl; a really hot girl;
A brand new, really hot, real doll.
Wants to impress me, doesn't care if I notice
Only ever uses me to tickle her throat with...

File: 1462892137100.jpg (115KB, 700x446px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 700x446px

>>722391556

File: 1486768494652.jpg (218KB, 1024x712px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 1024x712px

>>722391499
Noice.

File: Mega pumpa rum.jpg (90KB, 758x1000px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 758x1000px

>>722391625

>>722384173

Had my heart ripped out by a chick who just used me and dumped me after it was no longer convenient for her.

I just want someone that loves me. Hell, even vaguely desires me.

And under 180lbs. Fat girls are just a turn off. I used to be 210 and I'm down to 180. Should probably still lose 10-15 more. I understand why they're fat, and I want none of it.

And I want them to be sane. Never stick your dick in crazy. I like smart girls, but this one chick completely flipped when I used the word retarded. She had epilepsy or something and got taunted. Made me question whether she was REALLY in neuroscience. And it was used in reference to my own little AI bots. Not even people. AI programs. But that was my first experience with someone being willingly offended. "triggered". The change was just so sudden.

File: 1486772683892.jpg (70KB, 650x768px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 650x768px

>>722391664
Hnnnng.

>>722384246
>>722391731
Oh. Yeah, that. Done in one.

Fuck you Sarah for ending a 9 year marriage the moment we had a kid.

File: 1481865649918.png (1MB, 1376x822px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1376x822px

>>722391770
Suu a cute.

File: 1485913574598.jpg (108KB, 1184x1403px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 1184x1403px

Well for me I don't really blame the girls. Sure some of them are obviously shit but in my case I just don't put my self out there. The biggest problem is I don't do social media so I'm already at a disadvantage but we'll see.

File: 1486769534144.jpg (105KB, 621x881px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 621x881px

>>722391966
She's kinda cheating but still cute.

>>722384173
>girlfriend
He fell for the biggest normie meme.

>>722392125
Are you me?

File: ladies and gentlemen we are feeling in space.png (136KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 800x800px

>short
>dark haired
>not a toothpick
>nice smile

>kind hearted
>traditional
>quiet and reserved
>motivated/goal oriented
>smart
>funny
>polite

>>722384173
ushi is more like a japanese-goomar if such a thing exists.

>>722384246
Yep

>>722384449
Would be nice too.

File: 1486771508350.jpg (85KB, 850x1171px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 850x1171px

>>722392244
You a spic?

File: 3_4.jpg (437KB, 2560x1920px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 2560x1920px

>>722384173
the sexual kind...

my ex was crazy, but at least she was a beast in bed...
my current GF is a lazy fuck and that drives me crazy !

File: IMG_2795.jpg (129KB, 570x612px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 570x612px

>>722384173
Someone with the personality and appearance of Emilia Clarke. Literal 10/10 woman imo.

>>722384173
The one I have. :)

File: 1485860994448.jpg (1MB, 1235x2046px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1235x2046px

>>722393326
Only the drawn kind.

File: o80IcJc1vx9q3mo3_400.gif (1MB, 260x195px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 260x195px

one that dosent speak unless spoken to and sucks my dick without having to be told to
must also hate niggers and jews

File: Photo_on_20161106_at_1.22_AM.jpg (169KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 1080x720px

>>722393601
Fair enough

File: tomboys.png (421KB, 1031x896px) Image search: [Google]

421KB, 1031x896px

>>722393601
(2D) Tomboys are a miracle of the universe

File: 4708ac4b19352d1b3d983e1998195a4e.jpg (188KB, 707x1000px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 707x1000px

>>722393952
I do watch jav tho does that count.

File: 1476299749619.jpg (93KB, 390x752px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 390x752px

>>722394103
Yes.

File: 1475853568809.jpg (129KB, 707x1000px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 707x1000px

>>722394135

File: 1442871957095.jpg (65KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 768x1024px

>>722394135
Yeah sure.

File: 1478193037820.jpg (35KB, 531x788px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 531x788px

A good looking women who loves movies and television like me

none of that bullshit where I show her shit and she looks at her fucking phone.

>>722385237
>tfw I dated one like that looked like that for a bit but fucked it up because I didn't fuck her while her sister was home

>>722394254
sorry to break it to you but i guarantee you that's not why she broke up with you

she may have used that as an excuse to get away from shitty sex/bad dick, beta personality, boring person, who knows why exactly?

File: Even_2ed145_6022405.gif (125KB, 600x480px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 600x480px

>>722394186

File: 1486074259234.png (1MB, 1280x1666px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1666px

>>722394227
Then we are the same. I love pizza.

>>722384173
A white virgin who loves me as much as I love her and wants kids.

>>722394103
I'm not so athletic but must admit that they have a certain appeal to them.

>>722394237
>A good looking women who loves movies and television like me
>none of that bullshit where I show her shit and she looks at her fucking phone.

Why does it matter? You're both boring people who like starting at glowing screens for a hobby. What's the difference? Just enjoy hanging together.

File: 1482902694778.png (304KB, 379x530px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 379x530px

>>722394606
They're unfortunately rare.

>>722394701
I like to talk about the movie, what it meant, their favorite parts etc

One cant truly give a good honest opinion if they kept checking facebook during integral scenes.

Its also generally rude.

>>722386097
Iiniku Ushijima, go check her at the arcade, pretty hot.

>>722384173
I want a girlfriend with a nice, feminine penis.

File: 16 - gVR1i5A.png (816KB, 1194x929px) Image search: [Google]

816KB, 1194x929px

just an a v e r a g e korean pls

File: ushijimaiiniku-Makoto-001.jpg (795KB, 850x1277px)

795KB, 850x1277px

>>722394895

File: vdaZdO38yXM.jpg (147KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 1280x853px

Man I don't fucking know dude, I just want to meet a cute girl.

>>722395045
https://m.tnaflix.com/hd-videos/Iiniku-Ushijima-at-the-Arcade!/video1397750
Enjoy.

just as long as her cock is smaller than mine i'm not super picky

>>722394999
Nice trips.

>>722395163
Poor girl she just wanted to play videogames

>>722384589


LOL.

THIS IS THE KIND OF LONELY FAT FUCK WHO BUYS HIS WOMEN FRIENDS SOAPS AND SHIT SHE DOESN'T WANT OR USE

File: d90.gif (47KB, 306x469px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 306x469px

one who's caring and loving, not too vanilla in bed, and enjoys or at least tolerates my hobbys and the music and films I enjoy
someone I can cook for or with, then watch a shitty movie or just hang out and listen to music, maybe smoke some pot with, who would love getting random gifts but not expect it.
fuck, I just want somebody to love

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

> not too ugly
> not too fat
>not too mean or crazy
ddf

thats about it

File: IMG_3076.jpg (45KB, 600x900px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 600x900px

Send me your gf/exes/friends nudes for a cocked or tributed photo on kik

Kik: sammyg61

File: Even_239bf6_6022405.jpg (113KB, 900x938px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 900x938px

>>722395946

I'm not picky, she wouldn't even need to have a vagina.
>nice
>not fat
>won't cheat
That's all.

File: 1485828196049.jpg (182KB, 1085x1239px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 1085x1239px

>>722396282
Everyone on this site.

File: 98801_04big.jpg (131KB, 678x1024px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 678x1024px

>>722384173
One who knows how to treat me right

>>722384173
the real one...

File: tumblr_odcfjzHLSC1rjk2kao3_540.jpg (88KB, 540x810px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 540x810px

this

File: 1485294874211.jpg (776KB, 810x1080px) Image search: [Google]

776KB, 810x1080px

>>722396986
Goddamn fucking this. SAVED.

File: b02105cd3d99a3085a6aae60ffddaaf5.png (305KB, 466x800px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 466x800px

Ideally, I'd want a loyal, submissive, tomboy.

The one that goes by Megan C. B. who moved to California a couple years ago..

>>722384173
One who can pass as an effeminate male.
My employer is preparing for a major workforce reduction
If I can pass myself off as openly Homosexual, I will save my career and probably get a significant promotion, our CEO is a progressive liberal

File: 1483685138126.png (328KB, 1038x1200px) Image search: [Google]

328KB, 1038x1200px

>>722397124
My heart.

a beautiful Japanese girl that is a waitress at one of the restaurants I visit, too bad she's taken as I saw her one day with her boyfriend, shit hurts man

>>722397465
Doesn't mean shit. Go get her, beta.

>>722397836
I tried already, I think it was before she was taken, as I invited her to a formal celebration sadly she had to work that day, which was the truth

>>722397899
Try again.
And again.

Until either she hard shuts you down and makes it clear that she doesn't want anything to do with you, or until you get the girl for yourself.

File: 1480855791306.jpg (153KB, 524x1024px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 524x1024px

>>722384173
Life has slowly eroded me into a bitter sadist.
I want a gullible girl with low self esteem that I can warp into my fucktoy and cum toilet.

>>722397181
She browse 4chan?

>>722398075
I would love to do that but I feel like I blew it, Its been so long since I last spoke to her, and I believe she noticed me when she was with her boyfriend, I feel like she can't make it any clearer, perhaps its better that I moved on, besides there are a lot of Asian girls around here. maybe none as captivating as her but might as well try

>>722384173
Easy to hug and carry around, cute, fun and preferably about 8 years old

>>722392602
hey I have one almost like that. feels good

>>722398256
Sounds perfect

>>722398340
Ah. Well who knows man. Maybe you'll find a better one or fate'll bring you two back later.

>>722398267
Uhh. Yeah probably. I don't know for sure but I can assume.

File: Screenshot_2016-06-01-00-54-12.png (890KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

890KB, 1080x1920px

>>722398280
Tbh the reality part is more cute.

>>722385237
>scorpio
kek
There are people in 2017 who still believe magic is real.

File: 1485233697225.jpg (424KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

424KB, 1280x1024px

>>722398487
That's the point.

>>722398467
Maybe she wll see this and recognize you and find you. : ^)

>>722398431
I'll be spending another year in this area of the world so I can only hope

File: 9529422dc691dff8e6a77b3fa187524c.jpg (225KB, 600x813px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 600x813px

One that has a dick

>>722398601
I have heard 4chan is the best dating website.

>>722398641
Kek.

File: I_Know_That_Feel.jpg (8KB, 234x215px)

8KB, 234x215px

>>722395687

Right in the feels. Won't somebody find me somebody to love?

>>722398391
Yeah, sounds. Then you get sick of her but you can't escape because she's obsessed and psychotic and will accuse you of rape if you try to leave. Real nice.

File: 1462374361357.png (507KB, 1024x1300px) Image search: [Google]

507KB, 1024x1300px

>all this birb postam

File: 1477286771062.png (585KB, 800x1145px) Image search: [Google]

585KB, 800x1145px

>>722398814
Birb is not for lewds, just for cuteposting

File: 1469166228629.png (421KB, 874x852px) Image search: [Google]

421KB, 874x852px

>>722398868
What about Floran?

>>722398924
The original image was infinitely better.

File: what-if-zelda-was-a-girl.jpg (80KB, 488x872px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 488x872px

>>722398977

So it's 5 A.M. Valentines day. I'm depressed. So I get on 4chan for the first time in 3 months. Go to /b/. First thing I see.
FIRST FUCKIN THING JIMBO SEES.
this. Fuck me. I'm done. I'm gonna suck down hydro's till I forget to wake up.

File: 3DPD-001.jpg (207KB, 1000x1057px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 1000x1057px

>>722399058

>>722389745

>read horrorscopes for lol every month
>usually bullshit

but you read the ones that tell your personality and it's spot on for me and others I know. I read the other's and nothing really fits.

>>722399185
>what is confirmation bias

>>722393170

H-Harley?

>>722399220
>what is cosmic star magic

File: maxresdefault.jpg (54KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 1280x720px

>>722398868

>not an sjw

seriously, the last (and only two, kek) girls I have been on a date with and tried to do something serious with have been like all awesome and everything then they start talking about their lefty liberal crap.

Someone who is intelligent. She has to have a decent sense if humour.

I have a very logical brain. If someone else has an emotional brain then we usually don't get on very well. So she would have to have a logical brain.

Someone who is chill. I don't want or need any more stress in my life. I just want to have a good time with a cool chick.

Someone who is okay with me not wanting kids. Shared interests would be good in one or more ways - gaming, hiking, nerdy shit.

Someone who is a positive influence would be great, but a neutral influence would probably be better for me.

I'd need someone who is patient. I'm fucked up and it takes a very long time for me to trust people. The relationship would move a lot slower than she would like.

It sounds bad, but she can't have any major baggage. I've got enough shit to worry about without having to worry about someone else too.

Physically, ideally Taylor Swift. Tall, thin, white, blonde. I really like thin eyes and a bug smile/lips. I'm not very fussed with looks though. If someone attracts me in some way then I won't care if they're short or average looking or whatever.

I'm 23 and I don't have any plans to have a girlfriend any time soon. I have to work on my mental health before I even think about starting a relationship. If I'm proactive with that then that could actually be as soon as this year or next. Over a decade of depression and insomnia have lead me to waste away my life. I'm finally in a situation now where I can start to improve that.

I need a girl that is good looking but doesn't know it. My ex was a master in social situations, a big flirt and enjoyed attention (ultimately a cheating whore, who would've guessed)

File: 1427321556817.jpg (156KB, 900x1208px)

156KB, 900x1208px

>10/10 looks
>petite body but with decent tits. (slightly more than handfull is optimal)
>is into what im into
>same personality as me
>smarter than me
>as strong as and fights like ronda rousey so she can protect me.
>worships me and is loyal to me to the ends of the earth. she would dedicate her life to be with me or die trying.
>god tier eggs meaning our offspring will be extremely genetically fit
>extremely tight pucci and really good in bed despite being a virgin, and always up for sex/initiates it.
>cooks 5 star restaurant meals and plenty of it.
>works as a full time mother and raises my children to be successful and great people.
>never ages, will always remain youthful. uses her god tier intellect to invent a cure for aging so me and her can stay young and be together till the end of the universe.
[spoiler]will shitpost on 4chan with me[/spoiler]

>>722399621
Any girl who meets those characteristics is likely going to be detached as fuck, so cheating will likely be an issue.

Calm, patient, and logical rarely correlate with compassionate and loyal.

Half my age and sensible without losing the flair of being young. Also a complete loss of being self conscious in private situations.

File: you.jpg (33KB, 476x476px)

33KB, 476x476px

>>722399621

File: 1447456226457.jpg (102KB, 387x468px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 387x468px

>>722399988
digits dont lie

File: SomeBlonde.jpg (260KB, 920x1382px)

260KB, 920x1382px

>>722384173
Just someone who is actually interested in maintaining a stable, healthy relationship. Not materialistic, not manipulative, just a normal human. Preferably looking like pic related; nordic features, very naturally attractive without the help of a ton of makeup.

Also, she has to have been in an athletic field of study of some kind as a kid; martial arts, sports, gymnastics, whatever. I find that 95% of the people I really like have been in the theta state at least once in their lives.

File: 1483707298657.jpg (216KB, 1920x1080px)

216KB, 1920x1080px

Bump limit. New thread?

File: 1474395091705.png (398KB, 448x478px) Image search: [Google]

398KB, 448x478px

>>722384173
One that's real

>>722400152
What? We've still got 50 posts and 30 images left.

>>722399988
lol na.

I look normal. I'm just fucked up due to years of sexual and physical abuse.

File: eqkt3qp.gif (1013KB, 500x281px)

1013KB, 500x281px

>>722400196

File: 3DPD-007.png (167KB, 441x651px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 441x651px

>>722400196

File: 1485383221954.jpg (339KB, 641x1200px)

339KB, 641x1200px

>>722400218
Oops my bad.

>>722400830
I want to cuddle with Chiken-chan

File: Anubis_0.jpg (131KB, 339x600px)

131KB, 339x600px

>>722400883
Postem.

An intelligent and creative half Asian goddess, with a tight little brown body that is covered in tattoos. She needs to have the same taste in media that I do and not want to go out too often. Also she should be a beast in bed and slightly submissive.

>>722384173
One that will let me stick my pee pee in her fuckholes whenever I want.

>>722401194
Is this from something or just an original?

EPINSPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPIPENIS
EPINIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPENISEPNPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSIIEINSPENIS EPINPENISEPINSEPINSEPNPENISEPINSEPNSPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEIIPENIS EIPENISPENISEPNSEPNPENISEPINSEPINIIIEPNSEPPENISEPINSEPIINPENISPENIS IIPENISPENISEPNSEIIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINPENISEPNIIPENISIPENIS IPENISEIPENISEPNPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPIIPENISPENISEEIPENIS IPENISEPPENISIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINPENISEPNIPENIS EPENISEPINIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPENPENISIPENIS EIPENISEPINSIIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSPENIS EIIPENISEPINSIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPIIISIIPENISPENISPENIS EPIPENISEPNSPENISEPINSEPINSEPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS IEPNPENISEPIPENISEEPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISIIPENISEIPENIS EPINSEPPENISEPINSPENISPENISEPIPENPENISEPINSEPINSEPENISPIIPENIS EPINSIIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPPENISEPINSIPENISEPINSJIEIIIPENISPENIS EPINSIIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPPENISEPIKSIIIIPENISPEPENISPEIIEIIIPENISIPENIS EPINSIIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEIPENISEPINSEPENISEPINSEPINSEPIIIPENISIIPENIS EPINSIIPENISEPINSEPINSEPIIIIPENISPENISIEIEPINSEPINEPINSPENISEIPENIS EPINSIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINIPENISIPENISEPNSEPINSEPINSEIIPENISIEIPENIS EPINSPENISEPINSIPENISEPIIPENISEIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINIPENISPENISPENISPENIS EPINSIPENISEPINSEPIPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISEPINSEPINSIPENIS EPINSEPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPENIS EPNSEPPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPPENIS EPINSEPNPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEIPENIS EPINSEPINSEPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEIIPENIS EPINSEPINSEPINPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPENIS EPINSEPINSEPINSEIPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSIIPENIS EPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSPENISEPINSEPINSEPINSEPIPENIS EPINSEPINSEPINSEPINSEPINIPENISPENISPENISPENIS

>>722384173
None, because they all get you nowhere.

>>722391484
Lol anon your sure are a fedora tipping fucking loser

what kind of dubs do you want

>>722384173
Powers of mystique and character like a muslim.

>>722388375
Kys

File: 1481531870698.jpg (85KB, 736x1104px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 736x1104px

>>722384173
MILF

>>722405367
>G

File: 1472792618282.jpg (65KB, 605x1024px)

65KB, 605x1024px

A real one

one that is sexually dominate, likes bdsm and will peg me.

>>722384173
>What kind of girlfriend do you want?
a /fit/, /k/ommando who has right leaning /pol/itics

so yeah, probably a girl with a dick.

(._. )

>>722384173
since this is a fantasy type thing i'll be somewhat specific. although chances are what's on paper always sounds better than irl and things are different when you are living it vs sitting back writing some shit on 4chan or tinder.

- not short. minimum height 5'4" any shorter and she's another species of small people.
- i want my dick to at least reach her upper crack if i'm hugging her from behind. she can be as tall as she wants. general pref is slightly shorter than me.
- doesn't have large paddle feet. but doesn't have tiny feet that are wide.
- needs to have an ass with no cellulite. a healthy looking ass. think paige vanzant or jessica alba. not quite a kate upton (predictable - aged fast) and not a kim kardashian (excessively disproportionate in my eyes).
- "does her hair" but doesn't dye.
- pref not red heads only because i want her to enjoy the outdoors with me.
- pref not have nappy hair at all. so... that eliminates a good portion.
- dresses relatively plain and conservative, but not ghetto plain. pref great body with minimal showing off to the public.
- exercises not for social activity, but to get healthier and look better. understanding her physical side more than if she didn't exercise, is that much more of an intellectual turn on. sports a plus. so i know she is building herself off of a previous point, rather than making working out just another fad she rewards herself from and ends up fluctuating all of the fuckin time. doesn't do weird shit like cleansing diets. eats meat. prefs cooking as i do.
- gardener a plus
- has a clean home that isn't stinky.
- has a consistent job. pref something that includes product or reports, rather than just a social dynamic like being a hostess.
- doesn't go out of her way to make a ton of guy friends.
- clean shoes.
- doesn't wear flats or heels or pumps as a regular thing.
- not TOO close to her father or older brother if she has any.
- didn't grow up with her divorced mom.