Wank your dick to my auntie. It's her 45th birthday today!
Still waiting for more
>>722947131
post more plz
Alright, so I've pulled a non-pubic hair that doesn't match the color of any hair on my body, out of my urethra before. I've came blood. It's taken me 9+ hours of constant stroking to finish. But this one has me a little bit worried.
So I noticed about a day ago that just below my cock head, a small distance below the skin, there's what feels like a rock-hard vein. Additionally, my penis hasn't gone fully soft since I noticed it there. Is this anything I should worry about?
Also dong story thread.
Why does my dog vomit every time I try to deep throat him?
>>722948225
Put a candle partway down its throat pre-deepthroating and you can partially burn the nerves enough that it'll kill the gag reflex temporarily.
Rekt thread
Plane crash edition
Op is a fag and didnt start
Yess bitch
Please help I am one of the many people who were placed here from another dimension that ceased to exist! What am I supposed to do?
Masturbate and shitpost on the internet. Repeat until dead or an hero
>>722947636
Does this also work for natives? Not sure if I belong here or not...
>>722947392
>To understand what this causes, you first have to accept that parallel universes are not parallel, nor a separate thing from the universe; which is just the sum of all things at all time. The reason they are not parallel is the same reason the ocean is not parallel, any way you cut it you will find something that looks pretty much the same. Now if you could see YOU as an entity, every action and perception over time, it would look something like a planar line (you) cut through a fish tank (everything else). Anything or anyone you interact with will intercept or align with your plane (what you observe).
>However, something happened that caused ripples which warped planes together which should have never overlapped. Many of these are unobserved, a different flower in the garden level sort of mundane things. Where this is observed the most is in the “Mandela Effect” where iconic things become slightly different.
Just stop thinking of time as linear.
There is also not much you can do about it. Just accept that things wobble.
Slave ready to be humiliated
Pls give me humiliation task
I need to fell expoused
I do anything
sharpie on head, shoe in pooper.
show us your head dick
sick as fuck so hospital for a month. what programming language should i learn on my weak ass laptop to get employed
thanks bruhs
also lmao at dutch filename
Brainfuck
http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/bf/
>>722947452
what the fuck
Which one and wwyd?
The more the merrier.
>>722947683
1 is the only one with a semi-decent face so, fuck your shit.
ITT: Game series that need to be continued
Pic related
>>722947055
It says saga.. but there was only one game.
>>722947055
you'll get parasite eve 2 and that's it
The Cage Continues
What's it like to be a nigger?
Fuck i cant even...
Thank fuck im white
Imagine showering over three times a day and still not feeling clean
>>722947226
>240x164
it must feel like posting tiny ass images on an image board,,thats what it must feel like,,,
Pics you shouldnt share thread. Post your saves of your favorite sluts.
M a r i a h
Any of you nignogs been to county jail before? Got a warrant for my arrest for jumping probation. Turning myself in tomorrow and probably gonna do time because my judge is a fucking nigger POS cocksucker and hates happiness. Any protips or advice would be appreciated.
Take care of your business next time and don't jump probation you fucking idiot.
>>722948275
Thanks, that was helpful.
>I'm gonna do time because of the judge.
No, you're going to do time because you broke the law, were given probation, and couldn't follow the rules of probation.
How can you even compete with this /b/?
>>722947325
is this the child he fucks? I'm afraid you wont be able to compete with this. Pedophillia is generally illegal outside of the muslim world. The best we can do is a fiminine penis of a 18yo sissy.
>>722947446
Its some kid he saved
>>722947531
from another pedophile? I guess sharing is not a thing in the muslim world. At least not in Africa. In Pakistan, fuck-children are usually used by large groups of muslims. I could never understand why adult women are haram to them and underage boys are halal. I guess it's htheir culture.
test
>>722947705
Testing WHAT?
100 bra challenge
testing
My gf...
Does she bend over on skype for you so u can cum?
Nice! I can't share my Gf in good conscience.
Plus she also browses chan. She'd be hella pissed.
MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pale Azzians.Da cutest. NO TANS or Island niggaz just sweet cuties of da EAST.
>>722948014
>no island
>post pic of japanese chicks
>>722948887
did somebody say japs?