It's that simple
>>723189341
This anon know it.
>>723189341
I'm from the UK and only Jews don't have foreskins here.
>>723189341
Why u mad?
Girl laff at ugly anteater?
Never ever ever thought I'd be doing this.
I need cash /b/. I'm getting evicted and if I don't pay them in 3 hours, I'm fucked.
Any amount helps. Anything
cash.me/ardeas
>>723190535
Bump for the cause
You could rob a Supermarket or a guy on the street
>>723190535
Sell your nudes like a real whore
No passed out? Passed out girls. New edition.
My buddy and I have a thing for each others wives. We would talk openly about our wives and even show eachother naked pics of our wives. I love his wife's giant tits and he loves my wife's big ass. They know we fancy the others wife and are always flirty and touchy with eachother. My buddy and I love it.One weekend of drinking to much and our wives go to the bed rooms to pass out. Me and him are drunk and talking on the couch. We make an agreement that we will go check to make sure each wife is passed out then meet in the living rooms and go into the room with the others wife. We agreed to touch only nothing else. I check on my wife and can tell she's out so I go wait for him. I wait 5 then 10 minutes still nothing. But he comes out shortly after 10 min in his boxers out of breath. Said he had fucked his wife first to ease his tension. I smile and give a thumbs up but ask if she's awake now. He said she was passed out when he fucked her. We agree to come out again after 15 minutes. We go into the rooms and she is laid out on her back in front of me legs open and pussy dripping cum. I wasted no time I just dropped my pants and got on the bed and jammed my dick in her. I pumped her hard while mashing her tits In my hands m. In maybe two minutes I came inside her. I was lost in my drunk lust and kept fucking her after I came till I came again. I had fives minutes left so I got dressed again went out to find him already siting there. I was so worried he knew. He looked up at me sad and afraid and told me he had jerked off on my wife's butt. I let out a huge and breath and laughed and told him it was ok. He and she still have no idea I fucked his wife. I feel bad but I plan on doing it again so... Pic related buddy wife on right my wife on left
>>723189841
lul i just posted that. not passed out btw
>>723190494
Pics of your wifes butt?
Great story, anon.
You cheeky, cunt, you!
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723184903
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
:thinking: :o
カラミチーマス
You boner, you lose.
Webm edition
Post 'em, boys.
>>723191572
lost
rol
>>723189491
OH GOD OH GOD GIBS ME PLOX!!!1!
rollin'
>>723189586
CAN I AT LEAST WATCH YOU GUYS HAVE FUN IN THE GOAT TOWER?!
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your last 2digits are the age of your next sexpartner
rollerino
01 get
keep it legal
roll if you dare niggers
will commit niggers
okay you fucking faggot
Think im scared?
creepshot/nipslip/pussyslip thread
Does anyone know how to get a lot of Btc in ways other than mining them?
>>723187161
Mining
>>723187161
by buying them
/thread
>>723187161
Buy Bitcoin
Our king is 80 today. Say happy birthday to him!
>>723188012
He's one of us
>>723188012
Gratulerer med dagen!
My roommate's canary looks like Donald Trump.
Does it tweet?
>>723187897
Topkek
>>723187955
/thread
One of these threads
Make em, post em
OC preffered
OP here i'll post some more oc
I don't even know how to categorize this, so general greentexted cringe/fuck up/whatever thread
>be me
>few years back
>have really specific and weird embarrassment fantasies that would never happen in real life
>start going on Omegle
>talk about how I had a bad day
>describe the fantasies as if they actually happen
>fap to the responses
>the more they believe me and console me, the more I get off
>feel guilty about it sometimes because people get genuinely concerned over something that didn't happen
>continue doing it anyway
>fast forward a few weeks
>on Omegle again
>typing the usual schtick with my left hand
>rubbing the actual stick with my right hand
>Stranger gets super serious
>"Look anon, i'm very sorry that happened. I want to make it up to you. I'm rich, do you wanna be rich? I can make you rich."
>freak out
>literally balls deep in lies
>try to figure out what to say next
>never thought the lies would go beyond the couple minute conversations
>already gave him a fake name
>how would I even explain that to the rest of my family?
>they would find out about my weird fantasies one way or another
>how the hell am I going to go from here?
>do I roll with the lies as long as I can?
>do I come clean and hopefully he'll still make me rich?
>"Stranger has disconnected."
>dick soft
>never go on Omegle ever again
>tfw the money would've saved my family
>tfw not a day goes by I don't think about what might've been
Did you really believed random stranger on omegle would give you money...ffs...
Post your desktop, I'll start.
2017 using icons kek
>>723187521