Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723184903
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
:thinking: :o
カラミチーマス
Nothing to do right now
Claiming best girl.
>>723190602
This game is quite something..
>>723190812
Yeh, there's a pokemon yellow run that computes pi
Watching Breaking Bad right now. Great show. Thanks to whoever suggested it.
still here.
aint gay if he was reborn as a girl
>>723190875
Haven't really watched these other than in AGDQ/SGDQ
>>723191009
Well this is just TASbot.
Always cool to see a machine break a game, because they do so perfectly.
>>723190957
It's an angeru!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
>>723191097
Probably takes a long time to finish a run too.
Best girls
>>723191097
>because they do so perfectly.
If this was true, why do TAS speedrun records get broken? If it was perfect it would be unbeatable.
Time to play some Overwatch
>>723191708
That is the responsibility of the encoder, or who programs the TAS.
The TAS will do everything perfectly every time. It cannot choose it's route.
>>723191504
ayayayayayaayayaayayaayaayayaayayayaayaya
>>723191708
When new tricks get discovered that let you go quicker
Wow I love watching people play video games quickly accept without any skill involved
>>723192144
Me too.
TASbot is a pretty cool break from actual speed runs or anime.
Irelia. Everything else is bullshit.
>>723192368
angels do not equal bullshit, lad.
>>723192349
Ok, I'm not sure if you didn't understand that I was being sarcastic or if you're being sarcastic right now and I don't understand.
>>723192713
Of course I knew you were being sarcastic you tool.
OH SHIT THERE'S A GLOVER VIDEO.
Do you guys dislike me now
>>723191941
you like saying Ayaya don't you
>>723193970
yes :o
>>723193904
Sweet!
I can certainly promise, from experience, 95% of you won't regret it
>>723194122
Why's that?
Greetings.
>>723191000
It ain't pedophilia if she has the mind of a 39-year-old either~
>>723194473
because it's ayaya(yayayayayayayayayayaya)
>>723194396
So, who exactly are you?
>>723194797
>not knowing who that mother fuck is
>>723194956
I have been here since December 2015 but I only remember people I have spoken to.
>>723194797
A friend! A friend of you, a friend of everyone ITT and entire /b/.
>>723193314
No strong feelings one way or the other.
>>723195352
>>723195470
do you wish this wasn't you
>>723195470
>No strong feelings
How very Rei of you
>>723195470
You sound like you're trying to adopt Rei's personality
>>723195226
But this isn't your only "avatar", is it?
>>723195970
Curses and hellfire, busted.
Nobody knows, nobody remembers, nobody cares.
I already showed myself to these guys.
Claim
>>723195813
Adopt? That sounds like a weird accusation.
This is how I've always typed.
>>723195806
You asked the question. I don't really care what others do, especially since most things here don't leave any lasting effects.
>>723196234
old man
>>723192872
Which Tomoko are you?
>>723196304
You could. We could. Do not bellitle yourself
>>723196319
No
>>723196304
Yes adopt. You're trying to be indifferent and cold like Rei. You're not Rei. I am.
>>723194786
Ayaya?
>>723194956
Should we know?
>>723196406
I could, but I mostly don't.
I'm not really.
It could happen, but I think it's pretty unlikely
>>723196449
Maintaining neutrality is a pretty popular position though.
I don't think I would be any different if I was posting someone else other than Rei.
>>723196830
YES
>>723196797
yayayayaya
>>723196363
I believe one uses manga tomo and one uses anime tomo
>>723196889
But if you were indifferent you wouldn't even respond. You're a poser.
>>723196913
Ehh....
>>723196901
Why?
>>723196965
He asked a question, I answered.
>>723196830
No
>>723196901
NO
>>723197031
Dude leave it
>>723196889
This is not related to this but you will have to take a side sooner or later. You know what happens to those who try to sit on two horses with only one ass
>>723197078
Rei doesn't answer questions you poser!
>>723197031
You don't want to know.
>>723197302
Good boy
>>723197302
How dull.
>>723196913
No. That is incorrect.
Look more at our posting styles. Our syntax. Our filenames.
Generally, S-mug so more concise in their replies while I am a bit more drawn out.
I think he is using capitalization, but not punctuation.
>>723197116
What happens to the one sitting on the side drinking tea?
>>723197190
I'm confused on what you're trying to say.
here
>>723194761
Hello smug
>>723194773
Saw some hentai kinda like that. Chick was a ghost so she was like 25 in the body of a 12 year-old
>hello all
>>723197549
You're not your avatar is what I'm trying to say.
>>723197702
kike
>>723197844
gringay
>>723197549
They are left out as always. You don't wanna be that guy. Not all the time
>>723197495
Lets pick the most obvious solution here
It was me samefagging trying to inflate my ego and play the mysterious oldfag poster for more popularity
Its what most think here anyway. So lets go with that.
>>723197966
Did I miss anything besides the common degeneration these last few days?
>>723198066
no:
>>723198066
Hello shiro and no
>>723197942
I like her hair
>>723197544
What did you say about Haruhi and Kurome's relationship again?
>>723197773
Last time I checked, I wasn't. So, you are technically correct at least.
As for what you're trying to say, I didn't choose Rei to be like her,I choose her because she was kind of like me.
As I said, this is how I've always been talking to people over the internet and my stances have always been mostly neutral, Rei encapsulates that. We fit.
>>723197942
Just that time then. I don't trust any of those two horses.
>>723198311
Who and Who?
>>723198342
Oh please if you were similar to Rei you wouldn't even notice her.
>>723198408
Never mind.
Have some lewd.
>>723198342
do you wish that was you
Great day today as always
>>723198170:
Guess that makes sense. Without me there are not enough interesting people around for something to happen.
>>723198171
Greetings, violet one. How's it going?
>>723197761
That's a hella sick mug.
>>723197773
>>723198342
Using an avatar in itself is disgusting. Keep your degeneracy out please.
>>723198536
>ddispacement
ddisgusting.
>>723197942
Right.
>>723198468
Similar doesn't mean the same.
But even so, how does that make sense?
>>723198665
It's cold outside, I'll stay here.
>>723198665
it's not the same with only one kike here
>>723198665
Im as sick as>>723198601 with a 100° fever atm
>thanks i made it myself
>>723198171
90's vampire hair used to be pretty rad
>>723198342
You are right not to trust but you don't always have to.
>>723198715
Hahaha!
I'm new x3
>>723198842
Hi watching breaking bad right now
>>723198866
Ah chibi vampire, knew she looked familiar
>>723198811
It's cold because there is no waifu in your heart, warming you from inside.
>>723198823
You count as two kikes already :o
>>723198842
Have you gone mad and laid with the beasts already?
>made i myself
As in smeared the squiggly s on yourself, or actually made that yourself?
>>723198811
How does it not make sense? Rei wouldn't notice someone similar to herself. She'll just continue on reading her psychology books and looking out the window
>>723199122
>Have you gone mad and laid with the beasts already?
Found a little weed stuck on my bong so tonight is gonna be a hell of a ride
>>723199122
Paint on phone and no im literally sick as in ill
>>723198866
I like to at least until I comfortable enough to take a position.
>>723199122
The mini heater does that well enough from the outside.
>>723199186
I still don't get how that is related to anything. Obviously I'm not the same as her, but I don't see how it is unreasonable for someone to find her relatable. Since I do, of course.
I still don't get what your point is though.
>>723199393
Did you try oranges buddy? Remember though I said you have to use them right.
Have you tried arranging them in a pentagon and sacrificing the center orange to Moloch, god of pain?
Cures the flu every time.
>>723199862
I always eat oranges tbh. Also
>it hurts to laugh
>>723199952
So close
>>723199981
Get meow
>>723199735
You're not getting the point because you're looking at it in a narrow minded way.
Look, you are not your avatar. It is impossible for someone to be that mentally and emotionally distant. Maybe Shielder-claimer is because he's a sociopath, but that's it.
>>723199952
Lol sorry to hear that. Maybe try getting some orange-flavored cough drops instead.
>>723199735
And even after you don't have to trust to play a game. I mean, who does in texas hold 'em for example?
>>723200177
What a waste.
>>723200215
Obviously not, I'm not pretending to be exactly like Rei. I just happen to find her relatable.
And yes, my behaviour may be somewhat similar to hers I guess. Like I said this is how I've always been, if you think otherwise then, you're wrong.
When did I ever do anything to suggest I'm that emotionally distant anyway?
>>723200436
Things get messy, and I don't really enjoy commotion.
>>723200957
>When did I ever do anything to suggest I'm that emotionally distant anyway
Because you try to be indifferent with everyone!
You should let someone take an empathy coefficient test for you and see how you score.
>>723200957
At least you'll have something to enjoy.
Well, I'm out lads.
Counter-revolutionary cretins might come to whisper your treacherous lies from the cover of the dark but don't forget guys, you'll find a friend in me.
Do NOT pay heed to their sophomoric banter. Have a good day and I wish you well.
>>723199393
Something serious or just the yearly cold?
>>723199735
Pathetic. You will never know true bliss.
Furthermore a man shivers not because he's freezing, but out of anger that it's not colder. Out.
who is the worst poster?
Good morning everyone
<MUCH WIN! FAGGOT!
waaaoh
<much oblibgied!
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test...
>>723201360
Alice-poster imo
>>723201313
Good bye you psycho!
>>723201367
Good afternoon
>>723201367
Good afternoon
>>723201360
Chara
>>723201367
Good evening
>>723201360
Check um
>>723201579
ok
>checked
win much?
>>723201543
>>723201546
>>723201571
Shh, I just woke up so it's morning
How are you?
>>723201360
At this point I would have to say Shielder because he's attention whore narcissist.
>>723201367
Good late afternoon to you too! Did you have a bomb ass party last night? Must be to wake up this late.
>>723201685
I'm doing okay, you?
>>723201360
The guy who who posts dog abuse.
>>723201828
so you?
>>723201300
I don't try though, I am, with most at least. That's what I explained above, twice. It's not that uncommon when it comes to places like these. I have no reason to have any emotional investment to strangers.
I already know I have autism.
>>723201313
Good bye then.
>>723201903
No the guy who was spamming those pictures of dogs getting rekt a couple threads ago.
>>723201728
Seriously why do you say this everyday?
>>723201685
Bad
>>723201685
Alive and well, how about you?
>>723201939
Don't blame your teenage obsession with Rei on autism. You're just an edgy faggot who thinks being distant is cool.
>>723202021
Because it's true?
>>723202029
Why bad?
And where'd the alien dude go? I was having a conversation with him until he suddenly disappeared.
>>723201760
I wake up at 2 PM every day
>>723201788
A little sleepy, but mostly okay.
>>723202029
Why bad?
>>723202036
Sleepy and going to class in about two hours.
>>723202508
she is so unbelievably cute
>>723202508
Sounds luxurious
>>723202186
>>723202508
My friend went to bed a while ago so i've had nothing to do all day
>be me
<browsing bee
>making lots of funny memes
!
>>723202003
You abuse your dogs tho...
>>723202151
I am? That's quite the accusation.
I don't think I ever seemed that distant, I'm always here after all. How is being distant at all related with being indifferent to something happening?
>>723202794
I'm tired I'm going to go bed.
>>723202645
Nothing bad about that.
>>723202739
Absurd of you to think that considering they live better than most people on Earth. They're really happy.
I get to spend all day with them, not lock them in an apartment alone for 8-12 hours a day like most people do.
>>723203040
Good night I guess.
>>723202508
Then why not sleep an hour more? There is never too much sleep.
>>723203066
Except i'm really bored and have nothing to do
>>723202611
Thank you~ So it Aya.
>>723202634
Not really, it's mostly because I get off work at 4 AM.
>>723202645
Sorry to hear...You should try something new! Maybe a new game?
>>723203212
It's bad to change when you wake up all the time
>>723203148
I wish society had a dress code.
who wants to be in my discord server?
https://discord.gg/8kC6k
>>723203284
It used to back before all this feminist wave stuff.
>>723203265
Oh that sucks. My condolences.
>>723203253
You can always talk to me.
>>723203265
Then I guess I'm just lazy.
>>723203066
>what us sexual abuse
:thinking:
>>723203332
Why would I want to be a follower?
>>723203505
Right because consensual sex is totally abuse. Perfect logic there buddy.
Why do they constantly seek it out? One dick, four pussies, they're constantly starving for it.
>>723203793
Dogs can't consent.
Maybe you're delusional?
>>723203332
Can I join it without a mic?
>>723203939
So they rape each other 100% of the time?
Why don't wolves just gang rape all their females if they can't consent and partner up as they see fit?
>>723203403
It is what it is.
>>723203498
Nonsense, it's no big deal.
>>723203265
stop being cute
>>723203265
I don't have any to play
>>723203403
I'm not good at talking to new people
>>723204216
New people are only new until you get to know them.
Friendly reminder you are not your avatar :o
>>723204042
Dogs do not have complex enough thoughts to give consent legally.
Also nice false equivalancy.
>>723204169
She can't do that!
Can yours?
>>723204216
Buy a new one.
>>723204373
That's fucking stupid. I know for a fact my dogs seek out sex constantly. You can delude yourself all you want but dogs and all other mammals love sex and look for it when they think they can get it.
>>723204084
Anyways, how are your remaining DS3 achievements coming along?
>>723204301
But before you get to know them they are new
>>723204402
I don't have any money
>>723204519
>you can delude yourself all you want.
I think your the deluded one to be completely honest.
>>723204760
Whatever man. You're the one telling me dogs can't choose to have sex when they will literally fuck anything that moves. Sex is completely hard wired into them.
>>723204754
Do you know me enough to not be new yet?
>>723204552
Ground out the last of the ears I need before going to NG+7, just need eleven more swordgrass. Then I'll go to +++ and find all the rings, then I'll continue on to +7 and be done with it there.
>>723204555
Exactly! So it's okay.
>>723204754
play something free.
>>723204926
Dogs can't LEGALLY give consent.
I'm pretty sure you don't know the concept of consent in legal fashion.
>>723205153
That... sounds like a lot of work.
>>723205153
Tell me about Dark souls, why is it so hard?
>>723205258
Who gives a shit. When "legal" morality locks up 16 year old kids and destroys their lives forever for smoking harmless pot, or jails innocent men for not paying child support for children not even their own because of feminist laws, that's when I stop giving a shit about the law.
What matters if they're happier than most people on this planet, and I would happily die to protect them.
>>723205535
Hi Lucky Star guy.
>>723205535
go rape oreo already
he's asking for it xd
>>723205416
ayayayaya looks older in that pic :o
>>723204926
Not really
>>723205153
Like what
>>723205535
Hi
>>723205683
I'd never have sex with an animal
>>723205628
Hi poodle pounder
Fuck off this ones mine
>>723205701
who is this
>>723205752
instead you have sex with pans -_-
is ben sleeping? :o
>>723205752
I do love my poodle.
How's everything today? Alien dude is sick with the flu and Tomoko is nowhere to be found.
>>723205701
Well stick around and you'll get to know us all.
claimed
>>723205475
>16 year old kids getting locked up and their lives destroyed for smonking pot
Dude. They go to juvenile hall. Even then, in most states there's a 3-strike system. Also its still illegal for underage to smoke weed even if weed is legal.
It also sounds like your projecting feelings right now because how specific those statements were.
Did you or someone close to you get locked up for possession? Did a family member of close friend go to jail for failing to pay child support?
Also
>basically saying you don't give a shit about the law
So if a 5 year old wanted to have sex with you and they begged you, you would do it? Even though they can't legally give consent.
>>723205882
who is alien dude?
I'm good, haven't eaten in a day and a half, hopefully I do tonight
>>723205870
I'm pansexual not a pan fucker
yes :(
>>723205917
alice's friend :o
>>723205992
same thing :o
:(
>>723205972
Get caught with pot once, even at 16, and you no longer qualify for financial aid. That happens to a kid in the ghetto and they are destined to a life of poverty.
That's what your precious law does to people.
>failing to pay child support
Maybe you've been living under a rock or something, but in case you haven't heard of the feminist laws that require men to pay FOR CHILDREN NOT GENETICALLY THEIRS, then you clearly don't know what you're talking about.
Laws are fucked shit written by immoral or stupid or uncaring people, and so is any morality based on them.
>So if a 5 year old wanted to have sex with you and they begged you, you would do it? Even though they can't legally give consent.
Who gives a shit about legal consent. There's a lot more wrong with fucking a 5 year old than legal consent. It's like fucking a puppy. It's just not right. You don't need a law to tell you that much.
>>723205992
The guy who posts the alien lady.
>pansexual
>panfucker
But I thought that's what it means? Either way stay away from my cookware buddy.
>>723205782
Nobody
>>723205882
Ok
>>723206036
i can be your friend too
>>723206384
can you? :o
>>723206361
ben? :o
>>723205683
wat u sayin
!!
>>723205259
Yup. But I gotta git dat 100%.
>>723205416
Well, everything in the game can kill you in a handful of hits. They can combo you as well, or stunlock you...You always gotta be on your guard. It's not..hard per-se, as it is unforgiving.
>>723206581
she doesn't look 8 in that pic :o
>>723206384
Hello
>>723206454
why not
>>723206581
>archery
b-but that's bad form, she's gonna hurt herself
>>723206597
So what game do you plan on 100%ing after that? Something fun? Or something insanely difficult and annoying?
>>723206454
Who?
>>723206727
hello
>>723206736
are you a spic? :o
>>723206836
Nobody -_-
>>723206307
>feminist laws
No such thing.
Have you heard of a paternity test? If you have a lawyer and the baby is not actually yours you can sue the women if she tried to give you child support.
>thinks fucking five year olds is wrong but dogdicking is okay.
Dude, your moral compass is broken, I think.
>laws have no morality
What about killing someone? Thats wrong, morally. Its also illegal.
Raping a child? Illegal and wrong morally
Domestic abuse? Illegal and wrong.
Stealing? Wrong legally and morally
Kidnapping? Morally and legally wrong
Hmm, there seems to be a connection.
Maybe you're blinded by emotion on this subject.
>>723206947
What
>>723206889
I will finish this dungeon soon, if you want to play Payday
>>723207038
>No such thing
And confirmed you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Being ordered to keep paying child support for a child not genetically yours or a kid who died years ago is an example of a feminist law.
http://5newsonline.com/2017/01/12/oklahoma-man-ordered-to-pay-child-support-despite-not-being-father/
https://newsone.com/2231024/lional-campbell-child-support-dead-son/
The law is nothing to base your morality on.
It's by the rich, for the rich, profit and nothing more.
>Dude, your moral compass is broken, I think.
Yeah no shit fucking little kids is as wrong as fucking puppies, but fucking adult humans is as fine as fucking adult dogs.
>>723206788
I don't 100% a lot of games, to be honest. After Dark Souls 3, I'll probably go back to 2 because I never beat it.
>>723207435
A truly dedicated fan
>>723204519
So if you got reported for animal cruelty and they investigated you, you'd be alright?
>>723207713
What can i say? They're good games. If I end up liking 2 after all, I'll probably 100% the trilogy.
>>723206648
She's 17 you mongrel
>>723206763
Don't worry I'm sure it will be fine.
>>723207076
nothing -_-
>>723207949
i thought she was 8 :o
>mongrel
:(
>>723207866
No because cops don't give a shit about right or wrong. They only enforce the law.
I once got pulled over by a cop who demanded a bribe. When I refused, he gave me a ticket for speeding through a stop sign. it took a long time to fight that shit in court because it carried points.
That's the law for you.
Ghetto police are the most corrupt pieces of shit on the planet.
>>723207919
And after that attempt bloodborne? Or is it still an exclusive?
>>723207949
Well, if you're sure, then..
>>723208093
Still an exclusive, sadly. I plan on buying a PS4 at some point, but today is not that time.
>>723208064
Well you were wrong
>>723208199
wtf its not fair how cute she is fug
>>723208064
Ok -_-