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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

A 62 year old grandpa walks up to you and strikes a conversation up while you are at the outdoor swimming park. At first its innocent but then he starts getting into sex. Being a 13.5 year old boy you're unsure of whats happening, but then he drops this line:

"I live not too far from here anon, why don't you come over to my place? You can have a Popsicle and if you're feeling adventurous, I wouldn't mind tasting your beautiful penis"

What do you say?
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This is why /b/ is bad.
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>>723772124

free popsicle?
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>>723772272
That's doesn't make sense. The grandpa would probably just think you have severe autism and walk away. Either that or it would convince his creepy ass to usher you to his place even more. Predators love courting the mentally handicapped.

>>723772395
The grandpa would smile excitedly: "Yes! And a PS4 with nearly every game. Come play!"

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Let's all share pictures of our bedrooms.
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>>723772860

mmm/k/ay
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>>723772860
>Antifa
Spotted the 20 year old living at home with their parents.
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>>723772860
I hate you just from looking at your room.

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Hey /b/ is meth really all that bad? Is it fun? What's it like being high on it?
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All the teenies are doin it so..
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this.
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Don't be a moron. Of course it's freaking terrible. If you're thinking about doing meth, i'd advise you not to screw up your life.

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Wich one and why 2
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>>723773245
far right. She's the only one who doesn't look like a cum whore
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Cheerleader effect is an amazing thing
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Which one and why?

>>723773245
Far right because dat face, dem legs, dat ass and hot tits!

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Paizuri tits thread

>it's night and I'm horny what else is there to do
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Bump
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>>723774376
post more OP
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Bump

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fuck 1 marry 1 kill 1

ignore the dyke kekE
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>>723775207
Kill, fuck, marry
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my namei s blhavid
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>>723775207
Mary, farthest left actually looks the only one with a personality, and looks pretty nice.
Fuck. She's hot af.
Kill, looks like a tranny and a complete bitch.

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So /b/, I've realized that I don't want to work at all in my life. What's the point of wasting 1/3 of your life working for some company or entity that is only there to gain its own power and doesn't give a shit about you? And you do this just to make money and survive... It's so stupid.

I really don't get the point of going to college to try to find a "path" in life, when in reality, there isn't one. There is no set of rules or laws that I have to follow. It's all bullshit that society made up a long time ago. I don't know what I want to do in life and I don't think I'll ever fully know because there are so many interesting goddamn things out there to be interested in. I'm a natural deep thinker and an introvert, just with no motivation to do anything other than work to avoid being homeless.

Fuck corporate jobs. I feel like I should just do what I want and not become another slave in the system. I think I'm just going to continue playing video games and watch TV and do whatever the hell I want.

Does anyone else feel the same?
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The government just scares you into working
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The government just scares you into working, and it's bullshit
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>>723774456
So while you aren't being a slave to the system, exactly who's fruits of slavelabor are you living off of? Mommy?

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Just because he doesn't want me anymore doesn't mean there's something wrong with me

...right? :(
RIGHT?!?
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I miss being loved by him so fucking much.

I miss feeling like I mattered to someone


I was so afraid that one day he wouldn't want me anymore, but he swore up and down that he always would....

How could he?

HOW THE FUCK COULD HE?!?!
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Op, your feelings are valid but just know everything will be fine.
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>>723775010
thank you

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A glorious day is among us, /b/. I present to you fapChat, a site where we can collectively spill our seeds into an incestuous tight pussy filled fuck bucket of memes. I am thee creator so please deliver me your best critique. Spread the word but also spread your seed. Happy fapping.
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post your vid requests in the chatbox and we will request fill for the next hour or so
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>>723773623
interesting idea... to say the least
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>>723773980

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Sexy granny thread
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>>723773707
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>>723773707

hell yeah moar
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hey, how does anyone here who honestly has delt with suicidal thoughts cope?
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can't be depressed with my crippling gambling addiction
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>>723772110

kill yourself
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>>723772248
Smart idea

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AESTHETIC THREAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri08d4kg4oY
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>>723771777
Get the fuck in here and check those beautiful trips
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>>723771777
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>>723771777

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sup guys i'm a miserable faggot and have given up on life

also, drinking / alcohol thread
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211 is God
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>>723773985
there is no evidence to suggest that is not correct, my friend

now c'mon, i know there are some other hopelessly lonely faggots drinking alone on a sunday night
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>>723774423
Shit we got this. Let's go till we die?

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HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR BOGPILL YET ANON? BE QUICK, TIME IS ALMOST OUT.

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
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In all seriousness, these twins are the only two men on Earth who know what happened during the first few nanoseconds of the big bang. There's something to be said about the bogpill.
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Take the bogpill anon.
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>>723774960

This is my first post on 4Chan and I'd really appreciate it if you could give me some dubs. I don't exactly know what they are, but I know they're held high around here. Thank you 4Chan.
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Did I get the dubs?
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>>723774254
Stop now
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>>723774254
Here... take my dubs.

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