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r8 my gf guys

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Im married and my friend's wife wants to fuck me behind his back. Great, except both of them have herpes. What are my chances of getting the herps from a bareback blow job? She says she only breaks out once every 5 years or so and, regardless, I plan on using a condom for sex.... though I just can't do covered blow jays. Any advice b?

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ITT: god tier concerts

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Greentext thread

>be me 11th grade
>in math support aka help class for dumbasses
>whole class is having to walk to the library
>hear some girls behind me say something about not wearing a bra
>i turn around and give them alook similar to pic related
>they start laughing alot
>look at her chest again in the library as we are all walking in
>"if you dont fucking stop im gonna slap the fuck out ofyou!!"
>i start getting nervous because i know i cant tell her shes a bitch and to shut up without escalating it
>look at her with a flat face and say "relax im a sexual"
>sit down at a conputer and hope her white trash bf wont confront me or get called to the councilors office
>never talk to her again even though one time she tried asking me something later on

sometimes i still feel like a pansy ass. am i a pussy for getting kinda scared that she was flipping out i didnt want to get in an argument

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ITT: Vaguely describe a porn vid and others post a link that fits the description.

I'll start:
>brown girl masturbates
>after she's done leaves her room and runs in the hall naked

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The Purple Republic rises again..

Raid taking place on Blizzard server, dance club. Get in here

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Pic for stupidity. I was in a huge fight tonight with my girl of 7 years. Sleeping at a best friend's house. What do?

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Has any of you /b/tards done much world traveling? I'm kind of considering taking several thousand dollars and leaving the US for someplace cheap. I would want it to be somewhere relatively safe, and while I'm okay with something kind of third world, I definitely want the basic modern shit like electricity and internet. Good food is also a plus. I'm thinking maybe eastern Europe or southeast Asia but all suggestions are welcome. Also I don't entirely know what I'd do for work. Ideally I'd be working long-distance for an American company so I'd still be saving up American bucks while I'm abroad but if you have any good ideas about that I'd like to hear them too.

tl;dr Need countries that are cheap and cool to live in.

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Celeb-rate

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What was your hotest gay experience ?

>Be 20
>Finally live alone , Have been into sissy hypno and submission stuff
>Can finally be a sissy slut , wear make up and lingerie , play with ass
>One night feel boring and want do the real thing
>Install Grindr on phone
>Nickname: Submissive slut
>40y old guy start to talk with me
>Want me to suck his dick
>He tells me to blindfold me and being on my knee naked for when he arrives and I should better swallow
>He come to my place I let the door open seeing nothing because of being blindfolded
>Hear the door , it's him
>Feel a strong hand on the back of my head and a pants being unzip
>Smell the cock , Aroused as fuck
>Start to suckin his huge cock probably like 18cm
>He start to slap me and spank me with his belt
>He remove his cock from my mouth and go to my anus
>"Put a condom pl.."
>He screams : " Shut up you're my bitch now and I'll fuck you like I want !"
>"But.."
>Slap me and put back his cock in my mouth , start to rape my mouth
>I feel humiliated but love it and was kinda scared in the same time
>He start to fuck my ass hard , It hurts a lot but feel so good at the same time , eventually I cum
>Now it just hurt , try to push him back but too strong , he grab my neck and strangle me
>Be immediately aroused again
>About to cum a second time , he stop and put his cock in my mouth
>We cum together me on the floor him in my mouth
>Have trouble to swallow
>He do not want retire his cock and say "Swallow!" With a calm but dominant voice
>Finally swallow
>Put his pants back and left me on the floor half conscious

I was super afraid of having STD but got nothing

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ITT: traps/CD

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Can /b/ finish a crossword?

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Just move along with your buisness

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Im bored af, i been smooking pot for a week all day, and im depressed like most of you fucks around here, i ocasionally lurk the board and do some shit around, i kinda like this place.
Well, that was a quick intro, the whole purpose of this shit is a Q&A i guess, of what i used to be, in case someone is interested while i read.
The picture can be tracked, but its of no use since i moved from there a while ago.

Your TL;DR ask a retired killer wich is pretty much tired of life anything.

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Ask Trump, /b/.